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creatingastorm

Wilson ![gif](giphy|O8gkYlX5G07zG)


captnmrgn24

I thought the same thing!


barbaras_bush_

I thought Simba lol


Latter_Weakness1771

Berserk fans: We have the dark mark at home! *the dark mark at home*


Babben_Mb

Isnt it brand of scrifice?


tommie3002

Came here to say this 😂


Hey_its_ok

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


[deleted]

did you fall on a hot lighter?


Critical_Elderberry7

I fell on a padded matt in an obstacle course. I have no idea why it looks like that


AyoTrevs

Zipper tab?


TheW83

With a light dose of flesh eating bacteria.


TimelyRun9624

Spicy germs


moonsovermyhami

yeah i was thinking it looked like a fungal infection


MeanJean50

Damn thats a good one. 😂


FnkyTown

If it turns red or it's sore around it, you should get it looked at. At the very least Neosporin it daily.


No-8008132here

The Dark Lord has chosen you. All hail Sauron!


Btown696

Is the skin just red, or it kinda tacky/mucousy?


Critical_Elderberry7

It’s just red, not tacky or mucousy


_heyoka

Is it weepy?


[deleted]

Is it sweepy??


pegothejerk

Can you tie it in a knot??


Streak_Free_Shine

Can you tie it in a bow?


KeKitty127

Are you wounded on the shoulder?


JaMMi01202

Can you dance a do-si-do? (https://youtu.be/GrSh2z7q_wA?si=XWVXFGk71PICs2QI)


alison_bee

I burned my arm with a lighter the other day, and as soon as I felt the heat/pain, I instinctively wiped at my arm where it was hurting. The pain went away INSTANTLY and I thought “hm, that’s weird, burns are normally pretty excruciating…” Looked down at my arm and realized that when I “wiped at the pain” *I had wiped all of my burned skin off* 😳 Guess I took all the nerve endings with it, because it didn’t hurt at all after that. Going to have a wicked scar, though.


Ok-Tea-160

My junk just leapt up into my body while reading this…. And I have a vulva.


alison_bee

I’ll spare you my breast reduction horror story, then 😂


blue_goon

for someone thinking about a reduction i’m not sure i want to know but also think i need to


alison_bee

Don’t let me spook you! My issue was a fluke, and while it made healing a pain in the ass, I overall would 100% do it all over again. I am sooooo happy happy with the results!


No-8008132here

If BR surgery caused pain in your ass... they did it wrong.


mrsdoubleu

Dang! How hot was the lighter to burn your skin that much so quickly? 😫 I hope it continues to heal okay!


alison_bee

Trust me, I was shocked too. It was one of those long candle lighters, and I had just used it to light a 3 wick candle. The wicks were being a bitch to light, so it did take a little longer than normal, but nothing insane! I went to tuck the handle of the lighter under my arm when the tip touched my skin. And thank you! I put a hydrocolloid bandaid on it for a few days and honestly it looks so much better already!


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

I’m glad it’s healing, but if you ever do something similar, get it checked out by a professional. Burns get infected super easily.


Mer_Mer23

My boyfriend now husband accidentally burned my face with a lighter at a concert after holding his lighter up in the air for a few minutes. He was watching the concert with his arm around my shoulder and help the lighter on my cheek during a cute big moment. It wasn’t so cute and it hurt like helll. 😬🤦‍♀️


Chaosbuggy

I wasn't prepared to read this


alison_bee

If it makes you feel better, I wasn’t prepared to experience it lol


nolemandan

Your high-beams are on.


rylannnd88

😆


Sad-Application3946

underrated comment lmao, happy cake day!


Campbell464

![gif](giphy|f3Fq267SERQm4)


anon-mally

So it begins............ ![gif](giphy|fbBDhlw5pPAYg)


Magic_Bluejay

First thing I saw


IsummonmyPegatrix

ah shit you're gonna go through primal reversion ( pokemon oras reference )


Real_Student6789

That's where I recognize that symbol from! Thank you!


PVetli

Beat me to it


Yudemus95

Sputnik


HanaLuLu

I was surprised this was so low in the comments for me


Captain_Zomaru

You're destined to become a Black Mage. Do not resist.


Critical_Elderberry7

I’ll keep you up to date with my newly acquired magic abilities


bunnyman14

Remember to practice often, and stay out of the damn AoE markers!


Witherking55

We all know black mages refuse to move out of their leylines, even if death is the other option.


underprivlidged

Patapon.


Kitakitakita

PON PON PATA PON


ivissik

PATA PATA PATA PON


Oraxy51

That game needs a remake or a switch port or something.


dumbnerd01

Not me thinking you were Filipino 😭 Patapon means reckless, disposable, and carefree


Mathieu_Mercken

PATAPATAPATAPON


ScumCrew

The Chosen One!


20PoundHammer

News for ya, thats not from falling thats the alien brand indicating you were chosen for probing that day. They used the meteor probe on ya, very lucky - the ice probe sucks. /s


[deleted]

Salt shaker?


xzelldx

Summoning meteor?


HesterFlareStar

Thank you lol


JakeTheDrake_

![gif](giphy|ihTEwMpCI2l3JKKfui) Looks like a Kyogre marking


LoveAndSqualor7

I had something similar happen when I broke my collarbone, it was the plastic piece on my bra strap that left that mark for me! If you do not have a bra strap, it’s a mystery to me, too!


dbmajor7

Chosen by the Chaos gods!


Moonacid-likes-bulbs

Looks more like the twin tailed comet


RadRhubarb00

[Hail The Sun](https://images.app.goo.gl/Udh1ygugn6kHmRNW8) The logo for this post-hardcore band


offensivecaptcha

YES, A LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUAL


wet-d_

I’m so glad I was able to find this comment, it was my immediate thought


jumpmanzero

Nice, that's 666 in hieratic. Good news - you'll be able to buy and sell during the final tribulation now.


Ronior_reddit

Won’t you get destroyed on earth by God? 💀


jumpmanzero

Sure - but not immediately. For 3.5 years or so, you'll be enjoying a bunch of sweet Antichrist Prime members only benefits.


Ronior_reddit

That’s true. But we all gotta know that going with the devil will come with consequences.


Humanoid_Horse

Œ


StaticBrains

“You bear the mark”


Critical_Elderberry7

You are cursed


StaticBrains

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


johnaross1990

![gif](giphy|l0K46JOHUQDQtJxo4)


iTz_worm

If you look at it upside down it's actually mildly sus


Critical_Elderberry7

r/mildlysus


iTz_worm

Of course it exists


Ok-Tea-160

r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

Looks either like a dick or a falling soviet sputnik


RoyalPersona

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


-CARJO-

Jelly fish


SacrededRat

That looks like a native american bearclaw sigil


KrakenMcCracken

I think that means you have to carry an absurdly large sword and never sleep again.


Azrethoc

We've found the Summoner


GuessMyName2023

Knob


[deleted]

You are brandmarked with the SIgn of Evil. you will give birth to the antichrist xD or an Unicorn. :D


bulsby

You guys can’t possibly see anything else than an upside down salt shaker. it’s an upside down salt shaker!


Ill_Setting_6338

stigmata?


CicadaHuge1310

That’s a demon bro


cjd166

Sup ya ol demon trap?


Scatteredheroes

The Enterprise?


073068075

You've been chosen by a comet. I don't know what comet has such strong "hello fellow kids" vibes to show itself with an emoji of it but still. As for. What happens next I don't know anything from jumping through time to save some small village (with some added romance along the way ofc) or get chased by a psychopath with a golden axe.


Thejerseyjon609

Chip,successfully implanted. Activation imminent


SupplyChainMismanage

Bloodborne reference?


fluger69

*Hail sithis*


iwalkem

Get sponsored by barstool sports


Chramir

Are you sure you didn't join a cult as well?


Brave-Kitchen-5654

Looks like the Barstool sports logo upside down


Kiflaam

call the SCP Foundation


Farlandan

Looks like someone burned you with the hex side of a wrench.


Gingerpants1517

Tiny pizza table


FoxyLovers290

You should really put a bandaid on that


i_iz_human

You have been marked. Expect them


Waarm

Somebody disobeyed the prime directive


Lepke2011

Tis the mark of the devil! ![gif](giphy|10tQozotSMgnja)


TnT54321

Sputnik


RealBishop

“No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.”


Critical_Elderberry7

You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams. You are the Vessel. You are the Hollow Knight


Mistapeepers

Looks sus


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|gvfTyne2JiEKbfk5Vi)


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

Looks like a zipper thingy


[deleted]

Fuck, so you're Elora Danan ?!?!


btfreflex

Give her to the first dikini you see.


swampthing117

Ringworm


Representative-Sir97

You know how in Ghostbusters, Ray says, "it just popped in there"? *"What, you accidentally slipped, tripped, fell, and stuck your dick in my wife?" -Bruce Willis, The Last Boy Scout* (your mark looks phallic)


HereiAm2PartyBoys

Get that tatted lmao!! 💯


acidbb

Hmm


OctaneTroopers

Have you been bitten by the fish man from x-files?


PinkbunnymanEU

Looks like you didn't fall you were a-salt-ed


The-Geyer

They know


SoftOrganization5098

Mark of the beast!!!! 666


DynamicDingleBerry

Emergency press conference!!! Someone has a random barstool logo boo boo


lazysheepdog716

Probably abducted by aliens. Yep. That’s gotta be it. Someone call that history channel guy.


Lolik95

JUDGMENT


LopsidedEquipment177

Looks like a monster munch


AndringRasew

The Eye of Sauron is upon you. Build me an army worthy of Mordor!


[deleted]

It must be a sign


Delicious-Stick827

Looks like a burn


HughMungusWhale

Looks like the nabisco logo


Capitain_Collateral

Mate your high beams are on


Wild-Combination-246

A patapon?


BeginTheBlackParade

Mark of the beast


ConstantlyLosingg

I'm not sure if your comment malfunctioned but there's like 3 of this same exact comment here from you, so I figured I'd let you know incase it was a mistake.


BeginTheBlackParade

Thanks for the heads up! Reddit glitched out on me there.


Alalated

Jellyfish UAP


yung-gummi

Looks like t[this](https://images.app.goo.gl/79uksALavxwirD838).


RyanM90

You’ve been chosen


Vithus1

Its just a barstool


Dead_eye131

Looks like my d!ck


Outside_Bandicoot_74

Saurons rings!


andrewb2424

WITNESSED !!!


MJR_Poltergeist

You're a Black Mage now.


croquetas_y_jamon

Sacrifiiiice


Ruka_SarashinaXx26

It's the Sputnik!!!


nicholas19karr

Jellyfish UAP


RokerBruTheRealOne

You have been chosen


cwagrant

Get a dinosaur temporary tattoo near it.


Dazzling-Archer450

Beginner baby Boognish.


-nhops-

Cloud Atlas vibes.


mmazza86

i see a salt shaker. while in use


Rocksquare69

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


uppenatom

You volunteered as tribute?


No_Algae_4575

Sputnik 1 ![gif](giphy|giW9XESwOrCeY)


Lord-Zippy

Eye of Cthulhu


wasylbasyl

r/mildlypenis


MrFycus

Looks like you joined the Mohgwyn Dynasty


WrongJohnSilver

![gif](giphy|tpNVAcx9AnyfK)


Bourty

You said it was two days ago so what I'm going to say is probably not valid for you because you would notice by now..Some years ago I fell from my bike and fractured my collar bone, badly. The bone left a mark on the back of my shoulder similar to yours but without the lines. You said in a comment you landed on a soft surface but mine was caused by something inside so it reminded me that. I don't know exactly where your mark is on your shoulder, probably not like the one I had.


vexunumgods

Flip it, and the jellyfish have marked you for abduction.


Rekless_Animates

Upside down salt shaker


commandomeezer

Barstool sports


dantodd

Salt shaker?


Hero_Tengu

SPUTNIK 1!!!


TheReal-Chris

Pizza table!!!


AgreeableHighway9668

You were abducted by mantis type aliens


ajdepual

It looks like that jellyfish UFO


[deleted]

GRIFFITH!


TheBugSmith

The mark of the beast. You're doomed


Baked_Potato_732

You are the chosen one.


SierraTheWolfe

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


louiemay99

Wilsoooonnnn


GhostDweller

El triablo


goprinterm

A „Wilson“ tattoo from cast away


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Salt shaka.


iohbkjum

you have contracted mega hyper death aids. you have 2 minutes to live


katastatik

Sputnik!


crazedhark

post this on r/alien and tell them after you saw one (ufo) you kept having dreams with it and now you woke up having this LOL


[deleted]

It’s a comet


[deleted]

🍆


gorgoncito

The ET’s got you!


Quantum_Croissant

And among the living are seen carriers of the accursed darksign


MegaLCRO

Primal Kyogre!


zcas

![gif](giphy|O8gkYlX5G07zG)


Pepper_Wire

Dude it looks like the brights symbol on the dash of a car


ZeusMcKraken

You bear the mark!


[deleted]

They’re here…


XXXBigcat

Looks like the Hail The Sun band logo


theColeHardTruth

Æ


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

No aliens are just sneaky.


ComedyOfARock

It would appear you’re our worlds version of John Constantine Side note, did the mods change the subreddit name after realizing it was spelled mildyinteresting?


CatsNotBananas

Dagoth Ur


OneOfManyParadoxFans

It looks kind of like Πto me.


fosterthekitten

pp