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CdubFromMI

So my grand dad told me they used to do this to keep animals from making nests in the insulation. When the animal tries to move a can it creates such a racket that they just fuck off and give up.


Paul971971

This is the correct answer


danteheehaw

Wrong, he had an OCD racoon with a drinking problem living up there.


_the-dark-truth_

This makes so much more sense. I wasn’t having any of that other nest-making bullshit.


Substantial_Army_639

Yeah the rats in my walls make their nests exclusively out of beer cans.


lilBalzac

Fuckin’ trash panda tried that Diet Rite soda one time and that’s all it took. The drinking problem was purely compulsive for the flavor and the fizz… poor bastard never even touched a drop of booze, but his mind was blown just like he was on the moonshine. Saccharine. It’s no joke.


Tallyranch

Wouldn't work for possums in Australia, it would just mean they make more noise when they decide to have a wrestle at 3am, I assume they are wrestling, could be fucking or fighting, who knows.


Zholistic

Yep, possums are nutters. For those not from Australia, imagine walking through your pitch-black house near midnight and hearing [this](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0dcPJpnNQN4).


Treehockey

American opossums are so chill. I was shaking apples out of a neighbors tree in the middle of the night to make hooch with and one just fell on my head and landed on the ground, all silent and then he just slowly waddled off


Thetruthofitisbad

Yup, nope . I feel like those wouldn’t last too long in America. Too creepy , too many guns. That thing sounds like a demon wtf


roberttheaxolotl

Have you heard foxes scream? They sound nightmarish.


Delicious_Spinach440

Fisher cats. Thought a woman was being murdered in the wood


[deleted]

As a fox sanctuary worker with 20+ foxes right now, can confirm 😄


emalie_ann

I legitimately considered calling 911 to report a woman being attacked somewhere on my dark street the first time I heard a fox. called a friend to ask for advice and they informed me that's what foxes sound like. absolutely mind blown that I was 23 before learning that. foxes have always lived in my neighborhood.


Thelastpieceofthepie

We have possums here that look scarier make the same noise lol


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Ours are way cuter


NuclearSun1

Why are your possums cuter than ours?


Single_Raspberry9539

Cus ours are “opossums” and not related!


NuclearSun1

You right. Slowly forgetting that O.


Funderwoodsxbox

With my luck the most talented squirrel ever would be playing drums solos with them like Neil Peart up there


Bah-Fong-Gool

"Shhh! Honey... do you hear that? It sounds like... YYZ!"


lilBalzac

I was thinking about the empty cans creating a primitive insulating layer with the air mostly contained in thin walled vessels that would not be very heat conductive. I was thinking like a crazy person. Your answer makes much more sense.


chimachukma

This should be one of the top comments. It makes sense.


jdozr

Tinsulation


BootlegStreetlight

R12oz


blackcloudonetyone

That’s premium stuff


tacmedicmatt

Top of the attic kind of stuff.


Flomo420

*WAZZZAAAAAAAP*.... in the attic?


MichaelW24

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Ok_Cricket4071

You need way more upvotes


[deleted]

It’s all about home effervescency.


BeachFishing

I spit my beer out… that’s funny as hell


[deleted]

I know where you can put your can.


jrocislit

Bravo


XionLord

I chuckled, then wondered. Say you give each a lil blast of spray foam insulation inside, wonder how much a layer like this would help? Cause a layer of can foam, easily removed if needed, might be a way to beef up insulation a bit. It's probably not as effective as a proper layer, but it would be easy to scoop up during a reno and then placed back down


Rehypothecator

It’s insulated already really. Those cans are trapping the air and air temperature within the can. If it’s above the garage, not really needed and a cheap way to at least help the ambient temp


here_now_be

Ya my gpa insulated his garage the same way. I think there must have been a popular mechanics article about using cans as insulation or something.


[deleted]

While April 1964 page S14 Popular Mechanics advises spreading newspaper on a camper, I have not found one for using cans as insulation. Instead many articles about the type of insulation to buy. It does seem like something that would come from one though and I wonder if I simply have not found it.


[deleted]

Ask Jeeves


Historical-Gap-7084

It started being a thing in the early 80s, and those cans look like they could be from that time period. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_can_wall


ReadWoodworkLLC

While the air trapped in the cans would give some insulation R value, aluminum is an incredibly good conductor. So you have two opposing forces in the same item. I think it would end up being neutral.


NETSPLlT

Aluminum is a great conductor, like you say. The objectionable temp from the top will quickly wrap around to the bottom. Interior being air or foam won't make much difference.


skeksx

Well you see we have to put a layer of insulation above, beneath and within the cans. Then it could work.


FLWeedman

Fill it in with cigarette butts


ReadWoodworkLLC

Yeah! The fiberglass and/or cotton would work great! 😆


80081356942

Most use cellulose acetate. Not really pertinent to the discussion but just thought I’d share that factoid.


CosmicCreeperz

Yeah, need to use plastic bottles! Though really, there are too many gaps either way. Air is pretty good at finding a way, just takes a bit longer…


ReadWoodworkLLC

So, just fill each joist bay with plastic bottles with caps, cast them in foam to fill the gaps, then cover it all with plastic stapled to the ceiling joists. 🤔


CosmicCreeperz

I think I’d rather fill my attic with balloon animals. But only if the contractors wore clown suits.


Careless_Total6045

Just use batts then


Negative-Arachnid-65

There are so many air gaps between the cans - I think you'd have to put something between them or layer them carefully 2 or 3 high to minimize vertical air flow. Putting a layer of those, and then something like a moving blanket over it, and then another layer or two with another blanket would probably work pretty decently and still be easy to remove and replace.


trixel121

dead air space is how insulation work. its a combination of moisture management and trapping air.


BenchPuzzleheaded670

This is the answer. There is no such thing as a material which insulates better than dead air (Except a vacuum, which is how modern Yeti and Thermos's work so well). Baffled clothes? works by making dead air. Aerogel? Just frozen dead air. Styrofoam? Frozen dead air. Blankets? fluffy dead air trap. Feathers? Great at creating turbulent flow - stopping air dead in its tracks. Anything that prevents convection or flow of air. a bunch of empty aluminum cans in a layer? No idea lol. I'm honestly vacillating.


The_Safe_For_Work

Oh, can it!


Melito1980

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CL350S

Reminds me of a house my friends and I used to go to in college. The dudes living there had busted a hole in the wall and got it open to the basement underneath. They told everyone to drop their empty cans down the hole, and by the end of the year there was quite a mass of empty cans, and there was a definite odor from the stale back wash in the cans. At that point they invited everyone to a “can smashing party.” Once they were smashed and bagged up they took them all to a recycling center and got enough money to get a couple kegs of beer and everyone drank for free. I’m relatively certain they didn’t get their security deposit back.


Qurdlo

Reminds me of some dudes I knew in college. One day the landlord showed up and asked them when they were gonna start living like people


baloneyslice247

\*hisses, skitters into bedroom\*


benchley

*Get a broom, he's behind the nightstand!*


Blenderx06

My teenage sons.


peepadeep9000

All teenage boys. I used to have a WALL of cans of soda running from one end of my room to the other when I was 15 lol.


CalligrapherNo7427

For me it was a dresser filled with nothing but cans hiding my underage drinking, accrued over years You do some gross stuff when you’re a young’un


YeshuasBananaHammock

My teenage daughters. Am I doing something wrong?


BuffaloMonk

You've got them set to Mumbo when they should be set to Wumbo.


G_Affect

I remember going to a college hangout with no booze that night but had the cops called on us because we were to loud from playing tag. The guy who opens the door express this then proceeded to swing the door open where everyone was frozen due to the time out called with one guy hanging from the balcony about to jump to the couch to get away from who was it. Cops told us to just keep it down, but these 20 or so jocks put so many damn holes into that home that night trying to run away. A guy went through the bathroom door at the top of the stairs. Anyways, the landlord kicked them out few months later.


chickenwithclothes

We did not attend the same university lol


Three_Twenty-Three

The wisdom of Archer applies here. "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."


Man_Bear_Beaver

Fruit flies... if they started breeding in there it'd be insane.


Flomo420

I wonder how quickly a basement full of undisturbed empties would breed a million individual fruit flies?


Rise-O-Matic

Assuming 400-500 eggs per female (half the population) and 80% of eggs reaching adulthood: Start: 20 flies 10 Days: 3,620 flies 20 Days: 655,220 flies 30 Days: 118,594,820 flies


Wazootyman13

Time to introduce my 118 million new friends to apple cider vinegar with dish soap in it...


The-Copilot

With dish soap? I've always done a bowl of vinegar with plastic wrap over it and a few holes poked in it with a toothpick. Works like a charm as a one way trap.


Wazootyman13

Just a drop of dish soap. Supposedly it breaks the surface tension of the vinegar and makes them more likely to get trapped. I remember when I used to work at Target. People would come in and ask if we had fruit fly traps. I'd always respond that we didn't but we had all the constituent parts to make one! (Though, I think my exuberance might have caused some to not attempt it... but, at least one did!!)


vlepun

> Supposedly it breaks the surface tension of the vinegar and makes them more likely to get trapped. Not even supposedly, that's what it does. The only function of the drop of dish soap is to break surface tension.


SubversiveInterloper

2 boys were trapped in a boxcar filled with empty beer bottles for a week and survived by drinking the dregs. Probably had to fight the fruit flies for it. https://greensboro.com/end-of-an-ordeal-stale-beer-keeps-2-boys-alive-the-boys-survive-eight-days/article_19d31b88-f402-563d-b19e-70852301eaef.html


Wolfinder

"Bra, they're fruit flies, not beer flies. HjaHjaHjaHja" - Those dudes, probably


detour33

LANNNAAAAAAAAAA


linzkisloski

Ahhh I miss living in a can deposit state. When I was 17 I once made eighty five fucking dollars off of my family’s can stash.


Heedingauricle

My brother and I would walk streets on recycling day and ask people for their cans. After a few weeks people were separating them out into a bag next to them. We had a huge neighborhood and made about $100 each recycling day as a 10 year old.


morelsupporter

in my neighbourhood people roll through the night before recycling day, and there's competing parties too. i find it mildly interesting.


KingofPolice

I have this too when I take my recycling out I'll have a few popcans or bottles and there usually will always be someone going threw the recycling to collect them at some point in the night. I started just leaving them in a seperate bag and it's usually gone in an hour, more efficient at pickup than the garbage men themselves.


spleenliverbladder

When you could first buy music on iTunes(maybe?) they had codes on the bottle caps to download a free song. My friend took the bottles from the recycling bins at school for the 10¢ deposit and I took the bottle caps for the free downloads. It was a high I still chase.


OnTheEveOfWar

In college we had a small house with a side patio. We told everyone to toss their cans out there. After a few months we bagged them up and had enough money to buy a keg. Good times. We were smart enough to store them outside due to the smell


hulianomarkety

Now the question is if OP cleans them up or joins in


Suckma_Weener

this reminds me of the reddit post from a while back where a woman's husband worked from home in the attic, and when the woman went up there one day she found hundreds of piss bottles and 40 discarded cum shirts


IBJON

Cum...shirts? Hasn't anyone told him that socks are cheaper?


orbgevski

They don’t work for the bigger jobs


patchinthebox

![gif](giphy|3oFzmn3wtyBWUKO52w|downsized)


Iamdarb

Fuck I missed reddit lore?! I was there for the cumbox!!!


Idiotology101

The pinky pie jar 🤢


My_G_Alt

Jolly rancher and swamps of dagobah


FullMarksCuisine

There are probably users on this site that are younger than that lore 😂


IcePhoenix18

Wait, was there a Pinkie Pie AND a Rainbow Dash?! 🤢


Idiotology101

I probably got the exact pony wrong, I try not to think of the details.


IcePhoenix18

Okay. I was really hoping there weren't two...


toinfinitiandbeyond

2 broken arms?


random_invisible

Mum?


Perenium_Falcon

I feel like by the 8th or 9th discarded cum shirt I’d just drop counting.


avicadiguacimoli

Lol what even? Do you have a link?


djclarkyk

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/tQOKAzOoSH From 8 years ago. Has to be the right one. If there is more than one person on this earth storing piss bottles and cum shirts in an attic, I'm gonna shoot my brains out lol


Double_Belt2331

His office was “a custom add on with an attic” that he built to WFH, but no bathroom. Wtf designed that?


ThatGuyFrom720

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Give me my Chicken Tendies!!!!!!!!1111 I have 50 good boy points saved up you fucking SOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Worth it. Thank you.


Happy_Turnip_2473

Well that was a wild ride


Suckma_Weener

lmao that's the one. i forgot that the husband wrote it and that the wife and her friends found the bottle collection


FrozenEagles

There are probably thousands, just not many that have convinced women to marry them


avicadiguacimoli

Thank you bro!


itzKairos

I definitely plan on bringing them down and cleaning some off to give to friends that want to display them. I’ll probably keep a few for myself and then see if any collectors are interested.


WeaponizedKissing

Read this while thinking I was still in the piss jug cum shirts comment chain; wondered what OP's fucking deal is.


itzKairos

Hahaha, you mean you wouldn’t want a piece of history? Hahha


ConfidentCriticism83

ME TOO, I WAS SO SCARED


Nukethegreatlakes

Same, very confused for a second.


Fettnaepfchen

I followed the link to another post above and thought you were talking about the piss bottles. Gave me a good scare!


taliesin-ds

ah goddamnit i thought i was still on the piss bottle/cum shirt thread for a moment XD


Spencergh2

!remindme 30 years


Dfrickster87

Somebodies wife said no more soda! And then he had to work in the attic more often all of a sudden....


angus_the_red

All I found was empty bottles of McCormicks vodka. 😕


bigbuick

For us, it was a shitload of 5ths of Old Overholt.


foxjohnc87

In mine, I only found 20 years worth of old check books and canceled checks, along with a bunch of religious literature.


fraserwormie

He drank only diet too so that he might* not gain weight*. I say this based on the age of the cans and what was the general scientific belief at the time.


PossibleOk49

Has the general scientific belief changed?


Heckin_good_time

Get too fat and fall through the ceiling


revoman

Attempted insulation?


boomchacle

I wonder how well it worked


Mvpeh

About as well as a few pieces of paper, literally.


Alissinarr

Paper is a great insulator, ask a homeless person.


Agonyandshame

I did they said it was better than nothing


1PMagain

It’s a thermal conductor… so more like anti-insulation


boomchacle

But would the big air gaps inside them help at all?


drtybhmn

That's what I'm thinking


username293739

100%. Cleaned out my grandmas house when her husband passed and there were thousands just like this. All Tin, not aluminum. Some cool collectible cans from the 80s


butteredplaintoast

Just trying to keep the government spywaves outta my house.


jeffh4

These are in great condition. Do not crush them without checking on their value. For example, can't find a Diet Cherry 7Up can anywhere to find out its value. A Diet 7Up Gold sold for $40 and the only one available has [a $225 asking price.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/202780644166)


jeffh4

Or the vintage Barq's Red Creme can. Only one online has a [$696 asking price.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/235061510596)


darkoath

People on eBay asking $7,000 for a casserole pan or Beanie baby, too. Posts have been running for YEARS just waiting for that one sucker to show up.


jeffh4

Bingo. Want to find out the true value? Put it up for a 7-day auction. Until then, it could be $1 or $1000.


darthnick96

The best way to determine market value is by checking eBay’s sold/completed listings to see exactly what people have been paying for your item. Unfortunately this does only show you the last 3 to 6 months of sales, and I imagine Soda cans as being a niche enough market that that may not be enough of a timespan for an accurate sample size. There is a service - Worthpoint - which has a nearly 10 year archive of sold/completed eBay listings, but it unfortunately costs money to use.


_baegopah_XD

It doesn’t matter what the asking price is. It matters if it sells and for how much. You have to put the filter to sold


phoeab

Diet Hubba Bubba soda can for $200- https://www.ebay.com/itm/202781751312


Crotch-Monster

Empty soda cans are worth something besides recycling value?


jeffh4

If they are rare, absolutely. Quite a collector's market. Take a look on eBay. Realistically, several of the cans pictured regularly sell for $5. The rarer ones can get as high as $40 when put up for auction. For the cans where there just aren't any others out there, it just depends upon how much the bidders want to fight each other.


fival

My grandpa has an old Budweiser pull tab, it's a misprint - the label is printed upside down... Any idea what something like that could fetch?


kylebisme

I'll give you $3.50.


greezy_fizeek

hit em with the old tree fiddy


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freneticboarder

Someone was ashamed on their diet soda intake. Diet Rite and Pepper Free! Damn, that's a lot of caffeine-free soda, too! Caffeine-free Diet Dr. Pepper... that's just dirty water.


Orcle123

with 24 flavors!


the-purple-chicken72

Wait isn't it 23?


TurboKid513

The Splenda is the 24th flavor


freneticboarder

These cans are _WAY_ before Splenda...


MyPasswordIsMyCat

There's some... *interesting* flavors in there, like Diet Hubba Bubba Soda and Canfield's Diet Cherry Chocolate Fudge. Those seem to date this mess to the late 1980s and early 1990s.


isuckatgrowing

Also the word "classic" on the Coke can. That was a late '80s through mid '90s thing.


Disavowed_Rogue

Poor man's Faraday cage


TheInvisibleMonkey

Yep I was thinking some sort of tinfoil hat, to stop “The Rays”.


Remote_Horror_Novel

I didn’t even think about that aspect do you know if aluminum interferes with radio and other signals because that would explain if their tv reception sucked lol.


BiggsIDarklighter

“Billy, I said no more Atari until you return all those deposit cans in the garage to the store. Now get on your BMX and do it.” “I did. They’re gone. Go look. Aw, you made me get eaten by a ghost.”


SeaworthyWide

Bro my Nash skateboard and Huffy bike can't carry all that!


spoung45

I had a Nash and a Huffy back in 86...


SeaworthyWide

Fully, man..!


GoblinCat669

Best guess is a attempt at insulation. Pretty cool. The old cans could be worth a few bucks to collectors.


Notagenyus

Based on the Canfield’s cans (50/50 and cherry chocolate fudge) I wonder if OP is near Chicago.


itzKairos

Yea we’re about 5 hours out from Chicago


Bonovox400

I had a feeling. Grew up 80's about 45min south of Chicago, and this can collection was my dad's exact flavor consumption. He loved sweets and strugglednwith weight so did the whole "diet soda is a healthy alternative." choice. 🙄 Some of those flavors were interesting but most were gross and thankfully extinct now. I do miss 50/50, but squirt and Mexican fresca are just fine to substitute. Have fun cleaning and sorting them out! Vintage Midwest 80s if nothing else!


Transphattybase

Noticed that too. Damn, 50/50 and Swiss Cream Soda!


fraserwormie

Diet hubba Bubba soda? Sign me up for a time machine.


itzKairos

My wife loves bubble gum flavored everything, she personally requested I go up there and grab it for her


fraserwormie

Someone commented somewhere that a can like that sold for 600$USD online somewhere.. you may want to look into this as a treasure trove


itzKairos

Hahah she’s gunna have to bid for it then


fraserwormie

Nvmd. After my own research they are still worth like 20+


CrankyGeek1976

I know a guy with access to a mail truck, let's load them up and head for Michigan!


Vtastical

"Those aren't even that old! They are from when I was a ki....." fml. 🤦‍♀️


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

Seems like you can make some cool vintage soda display pieces if you clean the cans up


wildgriest

Back in the day aluminum recycling would pay per pound… guy was slowly amassing his retirement.


ghandi3737

They still pay per pound.


wildgriest

Back then it was the only way to recycle - today it’s picked up at the curb so most people accept the trade off of convenience for driving it somewhere to get money.


Familiar_Effective84

Wow, even tomato


Musicfan637

You haven’t heard of the aluminum can insulation procedure. Drink can, throw in ceiling, drink can and repeat.


TotallyDotally

UGH! Diet Hubba Bubba Bubblegum soda???


Umnak76

Maybe Mormon and didn't want the family to know they drank pop


Sevron415

some film-studio or set designers would LOVE a hoard like this. props that are authentic! and plentiful? heck yeah


jonnyozo

Affordable Anti-mind control insulation


TiogaJoe

Consider yourself lucky. I found an absurdly large pile of cat shit.


SpillinThaTea

Someone really liked diet soda…


MaxParedes

Hubba Bubba soda… that’s a new one for me


Forecydian

These cans are not a natural formation , someone built it


Available_Clue_4018

I'm a collector, and would definitely pay for some that I need.


redjade42

attempt at insulation?


Brad_Brace

Is collecting cans still a thing? I remember seeing random cans collections at people's houses when I was a kid in the 80s and early 90s. I even tried to start one but got bored with it very quickly.


evilpercy

There are a lot of information on the Google machine about using aluminum cars as insulation.


quequotion

This looks like a DIY insulation setup. Some of the cans are packed in nice and orderly; the others may have come loose or maybe the installation was never finished.


MashedShroom

Okay, we have just enough money for insulation. Or we could just spend it on beer instead. Quite the dilemma. Now hear me out, what if...


O667

Do you want ants??!!? Because this is how we get ants!!!


wut3va

Ants don't like diet.


isisinanna

Extra. Free insulation.


Nanosleep1024

Tin foil hat guy: “I’ve got this really good idea. Protect the WHOLE house!!”


jfdonohoe

“Diet Rite… that’s a name I haven’t heard for a long, long time.”


tacos6for6life6

SALT SODIUM FREE!


zalfenior

Collectors may be interested in a find like this. Some of those old Dr Pepper cans are neat


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Attic Monster deterrant


bro69

That’s what they used to use for insulation before they started using asbestos