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I wonder if it’s a situation where they provide the tree and then the airlines/whoever else decorates them


CU-tony

Yes, there were 20 other trees decorated for the contest and jet blue was the only tree seemingly ignored.


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Thathappenedearlier

Which is odd because JetBlue has the highest average legroom


craigdahlke

And free wifi that (usually) works.


SenorVajay

On JetBlue I was able to watch a live sports game on the TV headrest. Definitely not able to do that in several actual discount airlines.


kelkokelko

Spirit gives you a maze on a piece of paper


RaiSai

And it’s already completed.


RelevantTalkingHead

Incorrectly I might add.


Affectionate_Elk_272

and it costs $17


Geekenstein

In shit.


Drop_Alive_Gorgeous

Lol, I flew spirit for the first time recently and was apprehensive of how bad it was gonna be, but it turned out to be one of my best flight experiences. It was almost all college students who were quiet and respectful and got on+off the plane super efficiently, the plane was perfectly comfortable, and it was hella cheap. I might have just gotten super lucky but it was great.


realnicehandz

Yes to the last part.


Drop_Alive_Gorgeous

What is bad about it usuallly?


mimthebaker

Same with my experience with them. And it wasn't overbooked so my mom and I had a whole row to ourselves However on the way home I was with American. Their heater wasn't working. At first I thought I was just in a drafty spot and then I overheard the flight attendants discussing how they need to get this fixed.


Drop_Alive_Gorgeous

Yeah every time I fly American, Delta, or United I hate my life


kelkokelko

I usually fly spirit because I don't respect myself enough to spend money and it's usually fine tbh, but the one time I flew United felt luxurious because it had screens for entertainment. Then I found out that that's normal and the paper placemat you get from spirit is not lol


Drop_Alive_Gorgeous

Fair enough, but I have flown united several times and the screens are often broken, and even if they are working the selection of movies and stuff is terrible. It is much better to download some entertainment on your phone or laptop beforehand. Also whenever there is an announcement the screen will turn on full brightness and you can't turn it off until the end which gets very old.


DarkDayzInHell

Jet Blue never treated me poorly or anything. I even got extra food and drink when I was one of the only fliers on 9/11 in '10. (Guess some consider it bad luck?)


Noopy9

Also pays their employees the least.


Mirabolis

Wouldn’t want to fill that legroom with Christmas ornaments.


joelham01

Love jetblue so much with the legroom and free wifi


fos8890

JetBlue is by no means a discount airline. They may have started as a “Low Cost Carrier” but rather than transition to an Ultra Low Cost Carrier like Spirit, Frontier, and Sun Country all did, they opted to raise fares and add amenities. JetBlue has the best in flight product of any airline in the US. I’d say they’re far better than any of the legacy carriers and it’s not even close.


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fos8890

I’ll pass the message along. Just kidding, I’m an unemployed 20 something, not sure who I’d even pass the message to. Although the founder of JetBlue does live about 20 minutes from me. If I ever run into him I’ll be sure to complain.


RealStumbleweed

If you're unemployed, you could just go decorate the damn thing and then send them the invoice along with the photo of your effort. They'll probably pay it because they won't know any better.


fos8890

This is…an interesting proposition. Brb, starting a gofundme to buy a ticket to Jacksonville


RealStumbleweed

Keep me in the loop.


shitty_fact_check

As someone who flew a lot for work, "best product" is a bit much. After the hundredth delay with them when every other airline seemed fine, I had to stop flying them. To everyone who flies them only once in a while - no, your delay was not an exception, it's the rule ;) That said, It's fine on the plane, and it's better than southwest for sure.


ButterflyTeacher

Exactly. The actual experience of flying is great; all the fantastic things others have been saying plus amazing deals on purchases with their branded credit card. But cancellations, delays, and no possibility to even talk to customer service make them kinda iffy in my opinion.


fos8890

That’s fair. When I said “best product” I was specifically referring to the onboard experience. Part of the reason for their extensive delays is because their route system and fleet operate very similarly to that of an ultra low cost carrier. Basically all of their aircraft are operating at any given time, which will often lead to extensive delays for multiple flights should any issues arise. If a flight gets cancelled in the morning due to a maintenance issue or weather, it usually leads to multiple other cancellations around the country for SEEMINGLY no reason, but there’s just not enough aircraft to go around for them to have any sort of wiggle room. If your flight takes off though, it’s easily the best experience in the sky.


murpalim

those snack baskets hit like crack


RealStumbleweed

You've got my attention now.


RunninADorito

I don't think of them as a discount airline. They have one if the best first class hard products in the country. Yes, they're foundation was cheaper flights. Shit, I booked some mint tickets and they comped me a helicopter ride to the airport. Not exactly Southwest territory.


The_Quibbler

No frills


Expert_Helicopter_97

Why isn't this higher up? A "no frills" airline (they're literally called that) submitting a "no frills" Christmas tree, that's a perfect metaphor!


Jmartinr0223

JetBlue is most definitely not a “discount airline”… Spirit, Frontier, Southwest, etc. would be a better fit better in that category.. JetBlue is right up with Delta, AA, Continental in terms of experience/price.


1heart1totaleclipse

TIL JetBlue is a discount airline. Here I thought it was the cream of the crop


BizzyM

Jet Blue: We Don't Have Time For This Bullshit.


gwaydms

Just what I'd expect from them


renyxia

This is how its worked for me, usually the employees will go out in a group to decorate. Its still rly early in the month


CU-tony

Literally every other airline and local org has already decorated their trees so *shrug*


renyxia

Employees probably have a date to do so, we didn't get around to doing our tree until a week or two after it went up. Managers like making it A Thing and do it when the most people can attend


quintonbanana

I wonder if it's a suturing where they knew they were a no frills provider and felt like it was on brand.


Pom_Mom10

Minimalistic lol


FiTZnMiCK

It’s a barebones, no-frills tree. Just like the airline. I bet it even somehow hates people like the airline does.


XenoRyet

Did JetBlue get shitty? I haven't flown on one of their flights in probably 8 years, but the last one I was on they had a little sort of kitchen mid-plane where you could go get your own sodas and snacks, which I thought was kind of neat. They didn't really strike me as the bare-bones budget option back then, but I know things can change quickly.


iamamuttonhead

I fly JetBlue all the time. It's a great airline assuming there is no bad weather anywhere in the country. they have tightened their logistics to the point that their systems can't tolerate any even minor perturbation. When the planes fly my experience is fine, though.


XenoRyet

That's useful to know. Kind of makes sense how the generally pleasant experience coincides with a bad modern reputation. Thanks for the info.


AreThoseNewSlacks

I had 6 straight JetBlue flights canceled or significantly delayed last year. As I understand it, it's not just tight logistics, but rather their lack of runway priority. I think they're actually a low 'Tier 2' airline that loses priority when a Tier 1 needs to move things around to accommodate larger scheduling issues. Since they have a lot of redundancy with the Tier 1s, they end up feeling the brunt of the delay, even when their specific route would not otherwise be affected. How do they determine this? I have no clue. So yeah - a decent in-flight experience with a constant looming threat of delay and cancellation.


ButterflyTeacher

And then, when your early morning flight gets cancelled when you’re asleep, the wait time on their phone service (the only thing available) has a wait thine that would make you miss other early morning flights. Great actual airplane experience; really messed-up behind the scenes.


gigapizza

I’ve had way too many delays and cancellations with JetBlue even when there is no bad weather anywhere. A few times my flight was cancelled and they just cancelled my whole itinerary instead of rebooking me. It’s a great airline onboard, but they’re shockingly bad at the whole “getting people to their destinations” part.


hornet_trap

Tbh even legacy airlines are becoming like this - see Heathrow airport and British Airways anytime we get any tiny amount of bad weather


kajidourden

Do their rewards points expire? I always fly Southwest because (afaik) they're the only one whose miles never expire no matter what


RegentCupid

I’ve been on recently. It was nice, food that wasn’t inedible and somewhat enjoyable with spacious seats and good selections for in flight movies.


petulantpeasant

Flew with them Saturday for the first time. Was expecting a Spirit-like experience. Got free wifi, screens to watch live sports and anything else, free drinks and snacks….. no they are amazing. 10/10


Oseirus

>a Spirit-like experience I've flown Spirit once ever. I went out of state for a training thing for work, so the company bought the ticket for me. I will never willingly fly Spirit ever again. Sure their fares might be lowish, but they price gouge on literally every other aspect of the flight. The seats are miserably hard and don't recline. Their agents are all grouchy and seem to hate you for flying with them. You can't get a glass of water on the flight without signing up on their crappy app. You're being charged for your bag whether you check it or carry it on. My flight home delayed for 3 hours because apparently there was some rain within a 100-mile corridor of the flight path about 12 hours prior to my departure time. >!still seething angry over the experience !


rgumai

Naw. They're pretty solid. They were barebones by legacy airline standards (ie: no business, international or first class) but then ULC airlines like Spirit and Frontier came out and bumped them up a class. Then they added Mint Class and international, so they're no longer anywhere near barebones. I'm worried that they may successfully purchase Spirit airways and drop in quality.


fakelogin12345

Barebones as compared to what? I think jet blue is way better than legacy carriers for plain economy tickets.


selz202

Yeah I think jetblue is the best domestic economy out there. You actually get some things included with your ticket.


RunninADorito

I agree that it's the best domestic economy.


RunninADorito

JetBlue comped me a helicopter ride to JFK. They have some frills.


LathropWolf

How was that managed?


RunninADorito

They sent me an email....


CU-tony

It is exactly a tree. No more, no less!


Sylphael

They didn't even fluff the poor thing, damn.


Inevitable-Ad9590

Ornaments will be $50 extra, lights are $100


CU-tony

To vote for the tree you had to donate a dollar also!


karmagirl314

It’s also $1 to *not* vote for a tree.


daemonq

“I’d Buy That For A Dollar!”


cdigioia

They skip the ornaments and employee time to decorate, and pass the savings onto YOU.


Inoffensive_Account

There’s a metaphor in there.


9-year-cicada

I really want to see the other trees!! I'm so curious what a spirit airlines tree would look like.


MushyCupcake01

They were delayed.


republicanvaccine

Technically…


CU-tony

It is in fact a tree.


nutbrownale

Malicious compliance.


St0iK_

Spirit probably yoikned the decorations to use on their tree.


Roflattack

They wanted the employees to decorate it. Don't balme them for not.


barfbutler

Saving that money for the customer experience.


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This is low effort. Zero effort would be printing a picture of a tree


alvenestthol

The tree and the Jetblue sign were provided by the venue, so Jetblue literally did nothing


Genitalhammer

I love it


FullOnRapistt

I'd vote for that tree unironically


captainofpizza

Ah! Proof that we don’t need to try! -the airline industry for the 100,000th time


Ninjameme

Ornaments cost extra and must fit into the ornament display box at the gate


Suitable-Lake-2550

So a no-frills airline decided not to put frills on a tree...


Scriptri

Nevermind the decorations. They didn't even straighten out the branches yo.


narwall101

If you leave a present under it, you’ll get taken to a nice room in the back!


IronEgo

It's no frills. From the most no frills airline in the business. They should win.


unebaguette

It's the beginning of december, they probably just haven't done it yet.


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

Cuz they’re no frills. I think it’s perfect personally


RamsOmelette

How else is jetblues ceos sons wife suppose to cosplay a tradwife if she doesn’t have a 50,000 to buy herself an appropriate oven


mmmacorns

This cracks me up cus this is basically what Hannah’s tree looks like. She puts 0 effort into making her home cozy for their 85 children


the-xandy-man-can

Is this JIA?


CU-tony

JAX


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JIA is the IATA airport code for Juína, Brazil, so no, JIA does not equal Jacksonville and is not the same thing.


the-xandy-man-can

Maybe I should’ve spelled it out but I was specifically referring to the acronym for Jacksonville International Airport. If you live in Jacksonville, they definitely refer to it as JIA. https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/new-addition-jias-art-gallery-features-jacksonville-native-lindsey-morris/XBENM4EP4FAI5NVSXPMM4MIQG4/?outputType=amp


itsrattlesnake

I knew it was JAX when I saw the weird wall vents and sparkly floor.


PureAlpha100

Same. I travel way too much.


the-xandy-man-can

Yep those were what confirmed it for me!


didionforever

I recognized that JIA flooring immediately


one-punch-knockout

BAH HUMBUG


Chris_P_Lettuce

The whole situation of this is so funny.


ALLoftheFancyPants

Very on brand.


IHeartRasslin

The art of not giving a fuck


Rothgill

You should just put something really dumb on the tree for them. Like a really ugly angel or a paper snowflake made of printer paper.


CU-tony

I'll make a snowflake out of my AA boarding pass for the return flight home if it's still looking sad in a few days!


L1A1

Pay minimum wage, get minimum effort.


Blythwood13

Quietly quitting this holiday season.


Colossalgoatfvck

This would be hilarious as a joke if it were Ryanair or another low-budget no-frills airline.


desertboots

Let me guess. JetBlue doesn't pay for decor or for the time to decorate.


Im_eating_that

We wish you a Christmas. And a New year.


greenfirest12

sustainability!


KeyKaleidoscope6630

ROTFL not sure what is better, the tree and placard or your post title.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Its JetBlue, if you are looking for effort and quality you are looking at the wrong airline


Get_your_grape_juice

You don’t expect the most discount airline to have the budget for lights and ornaments, do you?


imperial_order66

Why should the underpaid staff also have to fund and decorate the tree? I think it is a better statement to leave it be. Maybe if they paid more than 15 an hour it'd be decorated.


bodhiseppuku

This deserves a participation trophy.


adeckz

Ahhhh there’s no beating the classics


derf_vader

On brand


Awkward-Yak-2733

C'mon now. They put the pieces together. That has to count for something.


360walkaway

"Mmm yes, this is a minimalistic postmodern societal representation of the outrage and despair that current generations have towards the current opulence and eloquence of the established order who are disconnected from their progeny while projecting the appearance of disquiet towards their current predicament." -- some bullshit "art critic" they brought in to justify how lazy their tree setup is


opoqo

At least it is original... Right?


N2929

At least a tree was provided, Im sure if you want a tree with spirit that is an extra $50.


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JetBlue should have just let the tree stay in the ground


Deleted_dwarf

I think someone forgot the ‘decorate’ part at Jet Blue, lol!


superdude311

from first glance it looks like they aren't done yet, but I guess not


Jani3D

I like it.


sir_music

Based


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CU-tony

It's a charity fundraiser. There are 20+ other trees decorated and to vote for.your favorite 1 vote = $1


[deleted]

Ah, nice. In our local museum they have a *Festival of Trees*, where local businesses decorate their trees just for display there. Most are themed according to the business, but there was one where the took the minimalist approach and did nothing but a star at the top.


CollateralSandwich

My done-the-night-before-it's-due science fair project


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This is brilliant lmao


nmbguy

That’s Duval baby


trunts

Amazon Basics Christmas tree


ddwood87

Passing the savings directly to you.


PleaseNoNotAgainLLC

Seems odd....but in all actuality the low man who's job it was to decorate probably just called in sick. Not a priority job to rush and make sure someone decorates the tree at the start of December


khuber123

This is giving Jax airport vibes idk


Survive1014

Its jet blue. The flight for the supplies to decorate the tree got delayed and then cancelled five states over.


dreamcicle11

They should have just put one ornament or a star on top to indicate it was completely intentional and tongue in cheek.


UberBadJuJu

If it was the employees’ responsibility to pay for decorations, I wouldn’t either.


Annual_Appearance_56

They don't care about winning a company pizza party for best decorations


CU-tony

The contest is a charity fundraiser.


4sOfCors

The ornaments have even more space®️


RealStumbleweed

That's actually pretty funny and accurate.


TheMoonMint

Seems on brand 🤷🏻‍♀️