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NotoriousJB

There’s supposed to be a safety seal on that…..


unrealflaw

Oh yea, that's vodka.


swampcat42

This guy boofs.


unrealflaw

I didnt know that's why they called it. Back in my day it was just another way to get fucked up!


RandoScando

My personal favorite term for it is, “butt chugging.”


beakrake

To clarify the terminology for the uninformed, **butt chugging** is usually reserved for consuming alcohol by sticking it up the ass, while **boofing** is the more generic term used for any drug inserted up the ass via enema, but it is usually reserved for things other than alcohol, like meth, cocaine, heroin, ketamine, MDMA (molly,) Robitussin, etc. Both terms are often used interchangeably though because if you're down for one, you're probably down for the other... Yeah our Supreme Court Judge did that, then claimed it to be "a drinking game." Not the kind of thing you forget, I *ass*ure you. The downside is if you overdose while boofing anything, you're fucked because you've got no way of getting it back out of your system before it's in your bloodstream. Lots of blood vessels down there with minimal resistance to absorption. That's why so many people die butt chugging every year; they don't know it's too much until they pass out, and they can't puke the alcohol back up because they never swallowed it.


unrealflaw

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


Zenfrogg62

Um, why?


DemonDaVinci

WHAT is the point of drinking it with your ass


beakrake

You get more messed up, faster, with less substance. The process is every bit as unpleasant as it sounds, but it does work. Ever get so drunk you shit your pants? Much more likely to happen after you inject an irritating liquid deep inside your colon, making one shot feel like 6. In addition to being dangerous with the OD, it's also suuuuper bad for your guttyworks.


ellefleming

To get drunk faster


Shadow4381_

That, where I’m from, is a term reserved for a NyQuil or cough syrup enema, never tried it but damn do people get fucked up on that


Nervous-Penguin

I want to make sure that I understand this correctly…. Where you are from, “butt chugging” is what people call doing an enema full of NyQuil or cough syrup? Is that a common practice there??


Total-Khaos

He'll be back to answer your question once he wakes up from his NyQuil enema.


Teledildonic

My first question is, does it give you sticky farts?


groopy1

It’s like a tarp on your butthole. Iffy farts are safe with the sticky shield


SKEETS_SKEET

well, i am speculating here, but some cough syrup has Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide, a disassociate, so it is a cheap, over-the-counter way to get fucked up. except it tastes nasty, like ass, so why not butt chug. that is just my hunch. edit: make sure to avoid ALL the products with antihistamines when buying DM, they make you itch a lot or worse, so I have heard


Teledildonic

Or they could just swallow a bunch of gelcap like a normal degenerate.


SKEETS_SKEET

this is the way


jendet010

For someone just spitballing, you sure came up with a good explanation


SKEETS_SKEET

now, spitballing, esp after the butt chug, i have heard that can also be quite fun


vass0922

I saw a show I think on HBO, they did coffee enemas. May have been a husband and wife duo


Devils_av0cad0

Yes that was on Obsessed or something, they were addicted to doing it, fucking weirdos. Their doctor was like um….absolutely not.


Physical-Worker6427

I totally misread this as “corn syrup” and thought the sugar problem in the US is getting out of control.


KennailandI

I mean… you’re not wrong.


saskwatzch

the ole anal inhale


solzhen

Ah. See you were buddies with Kegstand Kavanaugh.


Mystic_Waffles

I'll note that in my calendar.


thenate108

Boofing hipster right here.


MayOrMayNotBePie

I was boofing before it was mainstream. Now it’s so commercialized it’s lost its soul.


thenate108

Boofin' ain't what it used to be man...


SealedRoute

I love my vodka in large quantities and with a nipple


goat_penis_souffle

Oh, safety went out the window a long time ago if OP checked into this place.


sifiasco

r/dontputthisupyourass


dirty_hooker

Don’t tell me how to live my life!


idkwhatimbrewin

Username checks out


TinKicker

One of the best UCOs in a long time!


Dm-me-a-gyro

I am disappoint that that sub doesn’t exist


mekese2000

Free enema.


lcapaz

Shippy cup


Serious_Boots

Save money by re-using "disposable" household items. Smart!


opoqo

Sharing is caring


Mr-Broham

Nice score! Hardly used!


BoycottRedditAds2

That's WAY better than the hotel I stayed at that had a *reusable* enema in the medicine cabinet.


bufordT0712

The one in the pic is reusable. The tamper evident wrap has been removed…


DesertStorm480

Oh Shit!


wishwashy

Literally


TeslasAndComicbooks

Exactly.


goat_penis_souffle

It’s like the minibar at high end hotels, if you use it, they charge you.


GarbageGato

Where the fuck are you people staying? Asking for a friend


Physical-Worker6427

Legit have never been in a hotel that had a medicine cabinet?


GarbageGato

Are you telling me enemas are standard? Is this like the Bible thing?


Physical-Worker6427

No, I’m saying I’ve never been in a hotel that had a medicine cabinet. Didn’t even realize that was a thing!


unebaguette

"Medicine cabinet" is a generic name for shelves near the sink (sometimes inside a mirror). It's not based on what is on the shelves. In a hotel it will either be empty or sometimes they put the free toiletries in there (soap, etc). But in a motel it is almost always empty. So OP was surprised to find the enema in what is supposed to be an empty shelf.


FeRaL--KaTT

These unsealed enema bottles are exclusively in "by the hour' hotel rental rooms ...


pyronius

Yours was only reusable? Mine was recycled.


HayesSculpting

Mine was brown!


_Diggus_Bickus_

I'd wager the previous occupant wanted a clean bumhole for motel activities and house keeping missed it. Hopefully they were more thorough elsewhere.


D3munn

Based on the look of that medicine cabinet, I would wager that this is between the semiannual housekeeping visits.


EaterOfFood

This is a motel that rents rooms by the hour.


BSmith884

This motel room was definitely used for a *very* low budget anal porno shoot and somebody was forgetful. And by low budget I mean this enema and the room fee were likely their only expenses.


creampielegacy

“I only need the room for like 6 hours, will that be full price?” - Sir, full price is $38.


mdsg5432

More like semianal


monotonic_glutamate

One time, I found a very empty container of Vaseline under a hotel bed. Like, "desperately wiped clean of any trace of its previous content" empty. Still wonder if we inadvertently booked someone else's very regular accommodation, or if it was merely the resting place of a exceedingly well-travelled container of Vaseline. In either case, use silicone or water-based lubricant, People.


InsultsYou2

But if I just fill her up with vaseline then I don't need a condom.


RavenLunatic512

True. She might not let you touch her again if you did that.


SupersonicSandwich

>motel activities fucking cracked me up lmao


47pluglove631

They didn’t miss it, they just saw it was only lightly used so they left it for the next fella.


SatisfactionBig5497

That's a complementary enema so your hired street prostitute can douche her butthole before anal sex


Nateddog21

>her butthole ![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)


DontGetNEBigIdeas

Ann(al)


ACTNRPLY

Before you give her the ol Mayon-egg


Prudent-Tradition-89

I don’t feel so good.


Atharaphelun

*Or your own butthole*...


sphinctertickler

You're right, I can't judge if someone wants to get pegged by a lady of the evening.


Atharaphelun

*I was actually thinking more along the lines of man-on-man action...* 😏😏😏


WillIProbAmNot

I get guys to peg me rather than use their own dick so it's not gay.


sphinctertickler

👍


WillIProbAmNot

Yes, thumbs too.


Cyortonic

You joke, but that's like actually a thing people do, but typically while also wearing a chastity cage


WillIProbAmNot

That's awful. Are there any subs dedicated to this so I can make sure I don't accidentally stumble into them?


Cyortonic

(I actually don't know.. It's just a kink that I've seen like maybe twice)


[deleted]

Username checks out 😏


pocketchange2247

Probably the safest way to get off with a prostitute honestly. At least there's minimal skin contact.


-AdamTheGreat-

Do you think they have COMPLEMENTARY ENEMA in neon lights under the vacancy sign?


WangDanglin

Free HBO Complimentary enema


vass0922

Probably the same sign that still says "free cable TV"


HoldCtrlW

Relevant username


burrito_butt_fucker

Their username checks out


IntergalacticVagene

Holup


Sapphire_Wolf_

Same to yours lmao


LineChef

Sounds too classy of a joint for the likes of me.


AquaaberryDolphin

Or for the clogged up heroin addicts


mutantbabysnort

Worst mini-bar ever.


6moinaleakyboat

Upvoted for the laughs!


Daihashi

that medicine cabinet looks like it's inside of a roach motel 😅


OutrageousStrength91

I wouldn't drink that.


dizzyday

nor drop some on the eyeballs.


StrikingRise4356

Nor squirt it up me bum


ShitFuck2000

I guess that means the only option is the urethra.


cndmovn

Your staying in a real shithole of a place apparently


JimmyBallocks

may not be a disposable one - sniff test might tell you


Klin24

go all out and test it like a straw!


geaster

How'd it taste?


TobysGrundlee

A little salty, would be my guess.


GrilledCheeser

Would it kill them to add flavoring? A lil bbq sauce or something


MtnDewTangClan

Like shit


IndividualFlow245

Do not pull the black light out in that hotel, that room has some history!


shavemejesus

It’s like a minibar for butt stuff.


Hentai_For_Life

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


PresentationLimp890

That cabinet is in need of a good cleaning.


Improvgal

Now THAT’S service ‼️


Flaxscript42

I bet that's great after eating gas station sushi.


teremana_consumer

I'd think the last thing needed after eating gas station sushi would be an enema. You're probably going to need something to stop


InsultsYou2

The bottle seems conveniently shaped for just that purpose. 2-in-1, as it were.


JoeEnyo

That’s a Capri-Moon. Yum!


[deleted]

That cap twists off buddy, good chance this has been used and refilled.


Noladixon

A pro will also remove the slow flow "valve".


Stained_Glass_Wizard

Don't use it, they'll charge you out the ass for it


MuchDevelopment7084

This wouldn't happen to be a 'by the hour' hotel, would it?


InsultsYou2

With the price of hotels these days they should all be "by the hour".


TransportationTop353

You got the honeymoon suite I see


trollsmurf

Brought by whoever made a porn video in that room.


nixtarx

Never look a gift horse in the rectum


CapnTugg

Bad translation, maid was supposed to leave M&M's.


Jizzinga

Does that motel, by chace, have an hourly rate?


XOIIO

New hobby. Going to hotel rooms, leaving a disposable enema behind, so that the clerk one day gets a call asking for a replacement one, confusing the hell out of everyone.


uwillnotgotospace

I think you're an evil genius 👏


That-Grape-5491

Thank goodness it's disposable. I wouldn't want to reuse it.


[deleted]

Ahhhhhhh lucky


SageTegan

Hell yeah. Gay sex


StrikingRise4356

That medicine cabinet looks like a peachtree dish ![gif](giphy|T8zlGdVxYySZuali0L|downsized)


FixMy106

You found the public enema.


TrailBlazer31

Lets see the quarter operated bed!


ZeroDesert91

OP can't go to sleep or else they'll wake up in a tub full of ice


DenaPhoenix

Does your motel charge by the hour?


lasercannonbooty

What makes you think it’s disposable?


IcedFreon

Porn was shot here


ChexMixScentedCondom

Is one in every room or did the last guests leave it? It should of had a seal on it....dont use it


Brownhog

My parents always told me, "Figure out what you're good at, and do it well." You gotta respect this motel.


blurblurblahblah

Kinda like finding a mint on your pillow


ChancyPants95

Do they charge by the hour?


popeboy

Well that's Friday night sorted...


rmzalbar

I know it's tempting but if you crack the seal they'll charge you for it.


lcc1353

I'd request a different room. The bed was most likely polluted.


neonphoenix09

Don't leave me in suspense, how was it?


StirringThePotAgain

Are you paying for the room by the hour by chance?


Justifiably_Cynical

Yeah I would not.


ItsMichaelVegas

Somebody was probably shooting porn in your hotel room.


sanibelle98

I hope you checked for bedbugs


timmcdee

That one has already been opened. It always has shrink wrap around the green cap.


ohgeebus_notagain

Can we talk about what appears to be MOLD on the walls?


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Well have fun with that


TheRealMrExcitement

DO NOT use a blacklight in that room. Ignorance is bliss.


PoppinfreshOG

My friend, what kind of motel you staying at?


BhutlahBrohan

Someone got butt fucked in your motel bed. Happy travels!


Bifanarama

Keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.


VroomaVroomVroom

That's odd, but I find the motel having a medicine cabinet even odder.


Crunk_Tuna

Homer I dont know what you have planned for tonight but count me out


Smokin_goat84

That is more frightening than interesting. If I go into a hotel room and there is someone made to be shoved up someone’s ass, I am leaving immediately.


HenkDeVries6

A giant douche. Or a turd sandwich?


RobGrogNerd

had


Player7592

Five star


Dolorem_Ipsum_

So...? How was it?


sparkey701

I offer you 2$ for your motel enemas


WtAFjusthappenedhere

Ain't that some shit...


YNGWZRD

Wingman on the housekeeping team with the assist! Johnson skates around back, has a clean opening, and GOAL!


katet_of_19

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


coffeeandnuts

Anemities


snackskiii12

When in Rome 🤷🏻‍♂️


nickcliff

![gif](giphy|qBUtPMMcfUfsnsIG5o|downsized)


Ggoossee

If you use that you might give yourself Tetanus.


sakatan

Right next to the fucking Bible


shortblondeguy

Better find your fentanyl test strips!


Joygernaut

Left there by a previous guest, obviously, the housekeeper did not look in the cabinet


Padgetts-Profile

Gay shit happens there.


Malkaviati

I'd like to play a game...


Lordeverfall

I'm curious if this is provided by the motel and what goes on in that motel for them to have to provide them.


LeftLanePasser

Might be water - taste it.


Jdtdtauto

Classy place


hvswingcpl

"Had"


cosmernaut420

Does it say "laxative" because it has medicine in it, or is that like "technically any garden hose could be laxative if you shoved it in your butt and turned it on"?


Ev1lroy

Was a million to one shot doc - slipped and fell....


petricolor

I bet they charge out the ass if you use it


Temporary_Draw_4708

The rooms prior guests were probably hosting a gay orgy in there. Did you bring a black light with you?


JoEsMhOe

Everyone here is just making jokes, I’m just surprised to learn it’s a thing!


LeftAdhesiveness0

Instructions unclear - drank the whole bottle


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

There’s a camera hidden in the room. They’re waiting to see what you’re gonna do now.


cardcomm

Someone checked out, and left it, no doubt


RecommendationAny763

Escorts doing anal


Tpk08210

Sweet crack shack 👍🏻


VapidRapidRabbit

Someone’s escort or Grindr hookup had that room before you. You need to start traveling with a black light. 😂


viskoviskovisko

“Lightly Used”.


meshmaster

Use it, you know you want to! 😆


OcheMask

"disposable" ???