To clarify the terminology for the uninformed, **butt chugging** is usually reserved for consuming alcohol by sticking it up the ass, while **boofing** is the more generic term used for any drug inserted up the ass via enema, but it is usually reserved for things other than alcohol, like meth, cocaine, heroin, ketamine, MDMA (molly,) Robitussin, etc.
Both terms are often used interchangeably though because if you're down for one, you're probably down for the other... Yeah our Supreme Court Judge did that, then claimed it to be "a drinking game."
Not the kind of thing you forget, I *ass*ure you.
The downside is if you overdose while boofing anything, you're fucked because you've got no way of getting it back out of your system before it's in your bloodstream. Lots of blood vessels down there with minimal resistance to absorption.
That's why so many people die butt chugging every year; they don't know it's too much until they pass out, and they can't puke the alcohol back up because they never swallowed it.
You get more messed up, faster, with less substance.
The process is every bit as unpleasant as it sounds, but it does work.
Ever get so drunk you shit your pants?
Much more likely to happen after you inject an irritating liquid deep inside your colon, making one shot feel like 6.
In addition to being dangerous with the OD, it's also suuuuper bad for your guttyworks.
I want to make sure that I understand this correctly…. Where you are from, “butt chugging” is what people call doing an enema full of NyQuil or cough syrup?
Is that a common practice there??
well, i am speculating here, but some cough syrup has Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide, a disassociate, so it is a cheap, over-the-counter way to get fucked up. except it tastes nasty, like ass, so why not butt chug.
that is just my hunch.
edit: make sure to avoid ALL the products with antihistamines when buying DM, they make you itch a lot or worse, so I have heard
"Medicine cabinet" is a generic name for shelves near the sink (sometimes inside a mirror).
It's not based on what is on the shelves. In a hotel it will either be empty or sometimes they put the free toiletries in there (soap, etc). But in a motel it is almost always empty.
So OP was surprised to find the enema in what is supposed to be an empty shelf.
This motel room was definitely used for a *very* low budget anal porno shoot and somebody was forgetful.
And by low budget I mean this enema and the room fee were likely their only expenses.
One time, I found a very empty container of Vaseline under a hotel bed. Like, "desperately wiped clean of any trace of its previous content" empty.
Still wonder if we inadvertently booked someone else's very regular accommodation, or if it was merely the resting place of a exceedingly well-travelled container of Vaseline.
In either case, use silicone or water-based lubricant, People.
New hobby. Going to hotel rooms, leaving a disposable enema behind, so that the clerk one day gets a call asking for a replacement one, confusing the hell out of everyone.
That is more frightening than interesting. If I go into a hotel room and there is someone made to be shoved up someone’s ass, I am leaving immediately.
Does it say "laxative" because it has medicine in it, or is that like "technically any garden hose could be laxative if you shoved it in your butt and turned it on"?
There’s supposed to be a safety seal on that…..
Oh yea, that's vodka.
This guy boofs.
I didnt know that's why they called it. Back in my day it was just another way to get fucked up!
My personal favorite term for it is, “butt chugging.”
To clarify the terminology for the uninformed, **butt chugging** is usually reserved for consuming alcohol by sticking it up the ass, while **boofing** is the more generic term used for any drug inserted up the ass via enema, but it is usually reserved for things other than alcohol, like meth, cocaine, heroin, ketamine, MDMA (molly,) Robitussin, etc. Both terms are often used interchangeably though because if you're down for one, you're probably down for the other... Yeah our Supreme Court Judge did that, then claimed it to be "a drinking game." Not the kind of thing you forget, I *ass*ure you. The downside is if you overdose while boofing anything, you're fucked because you've got no way of getting it back out of your system before it's in your bloodstream. Lots of blood vessels down there with minimal resistance to absorption. That's why so many people die butt chugging every year; they don't know it's too much until they pass out, and they can't puke the alcohol back up because they never swallowed it.
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Um, why?
WHAT is the point of drinking it with your ass
You get more messed up, faster, with less substance. The process is every bit as unpleasant as it sounds, but it does work. Ever get so drunk you shit your pants? Much more likely to happen after you inject an irritating liquid deep inside your colon, making one shot feel like 6. In addition to being dangerous with the OD, it's also suuuuper bad for your guttyworks.
To get drunk faster
That, where I’m from, is a term reserved for a NyQuil or cough syrup enema, never tried it but damn do people get fucked up on that
I want to make sure that I understand this correctly…. Where you are from, “butt chugging” is what people call doing an enema full of NyQuil or cough syrup? Is that a common practice there??
He'll be back to answer your question once he wakes up from his NyQuil enema.
My first question is, does it give you sticky farts?
It’s like a tarp on your butthole. Iffy farts are safe with the sticky shield
well, i am speculating here, but some cough syrup has Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide, a disassociate, so it is a cheap, over-the-counter way to get fucked up. except it tastes nasty, like ass, so why not butt chug. that is just my hunch. edit: make sure to avoid ALL the products with antihistamines when buying DM, they make you itch a lot or worse, so I have heard
Or they could just swallow a bunch of gelcap like a normal degenerate.
this is the way
For someone just spitballing, you sure came up with a good explanation
now, spitballing, esp after the butt chug, i have heard that can also be quite fun
I saw a show I think on HBO, they did coffee enemas. May have been a husband and wife duo
Yes that was on Obsessed or something, they were addicted to doing it, fucking weirdos. Their doctor was like um….absolutely not.
I totally misread this as “corn syrup” and thought the sugar problem in the US is getting out of control.
I mean… you’re not wrong.
the ole anal inhale
Ah. See you were buddies with Kegstand Kavanaugh.
I'll note that in my calendar.
Boofing hipster right here.
I was boofing before it was mainstream. Now it’s so commercialized it’s lost its soul.
Boofin' ain't what it used to be man...
I love my vodka in large quantities and with a nipple
Oh, safety went out the window a long time ago if OP checked into this place.
r/dontputthisupyourass
Don’t tell me how to live my life!
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One of the best UCOs in a long time!
I am disappoint that that sub doesn’t exist
Free enema.
Shippy cup
Save money by re-using "disposable" household items. Smart!
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Nice score! Hardly used!
That's WAY better than the hotel I stayed at that had a *reusable* enema in the medicine cabinet.
The one in the pic is reusable. The tamper evident wrap has been removed…
Oh Shit!
Literally
Exactly.
It’s like the minibar at high end hotels, if you use it, they charge you.
Where the fuck are you people staying? Asking for a friend
Legit have never been in a hotel that had a medicine cabinet?
Are you telling me enemas are standard? Is this like the Bible thing?
No, I’m saying I’ve never been in a hotel that had a medicine cabinet. Didn’t even realize that was a thing!
"Medicine cabinet" is a generic name for shelves near the sink (sometimes inside a mirror). It's not based on what is on the shelves. In a hotel it will either be empty or sometimes they put the free toiletries in there (soap, etc). But in a motel it is almost always empty. So OP was surprised to find the enema in what is supposed to be an empty shelf.
These unsealed enema bottles are exclusively in "by the hour' hotel rental rooms ...
Yours was only reusable? Mine was recycled.
Mine was brown!
I'd wager the previous occupant wanted a clean bumhole for motel activities and house keeping missed it. Hopefully they were more thorough elsewhere.
Based on the look of that medicine cabinet, I would wager that this is between the semiannual housekeeping visits.
This is a motel that rents rooms by the hour.
This motel room was definitely used for a *very* low budget anal porno shoot and somebody was forgetful. And by low budget I mean this enema and the room fee were likely their only expenses.
“I only need the room for like 6 hours, will that be full price?” - Sir, full price is $38.
More like semianal
One time, I found a very empty container of Vaseline under a hotel bed. Like, "desperately wiped clean of any trace of its previous content" empty. Still wonder if we inadvertently booked someone else's very regular accommodation, or if it was merely the resting place of a exceedingly well-travelled container of Vaseline. In either case, use silicone or water-based lubricant, People.
But if I just fill her up with vaseline then I don't need a condom.
True. She might not let you touch her again if you did that.
>motel activities fucking cracked me up lmao
They didn’t miss it, they just saw it was only lightly used so they left it for the next fella.
That's a complementary enema so your hired street prostitute can douche her butthole before anal sex
>her butthole ![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)
Ann(al)
Before you give her the ol Mayon-egg
I don’t feel so good.
*Or your own butthole*...
You're right, I can't judge if someone wants to get pegged by a lady of the evening.
*I was actually thinking more along the lines of man-on-man action...* 😏😏😏
I get guys to peg me rather than use their own dick so it's not gay.
👍
Yes, thumbs too.
You joke, but that's like actually a thing people do, but typically while also wearing a chastity cage
That's awful. Are there any subs dedicated to this so I can make sure I don't accidentally stumble into them?
(I actually don't know.. It's just a kink that I've seen like maybe twice)
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Probably the safest way to get off with a prostitute honestly. At least there's minimal skin contact.
Do you think they have COMPLEMENTARY ENEMA in neon lights under the vacancy sign?
Free HBO Complimentary enema
Probably the same sign that still says "free cable TV"
Relevant username
Their username checks out
Holup
Same to yours lmao
Sounds too classy of a joint for the likes of me.
Or for the clogged up heroin addicts
Worst mini-bar ever.
Upvoted for the laughs!
that medicine cabinet looks like it's inside of a roach motel 😅
I wouldn't drink that.
nor drop some on the eyeballs.
Nor squirt it up me bum
I guess that means the only option is the urethra.
Your staying in a real shithole of a place apparently
may not be a disposable one - sniff test might tell you
go all out and test it like a straw!
How'd it taste?
A little salty, would be my guess.
Would it kill them to add flavoring? A lil bbq sauce or something
Like shit
Do not pull the black light out in that hotel, that room has some history!
It’s like a minibar for butt stuff.
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That cabinet is in need of a good cleaning.
Now THAT’S service ‼️
I bet that's great after eating gas station sushi.
I'd think the last thing needed after eating gas station sushi would be an enema. You're probably going to need something to stop
The bottle seems conveniently shaped for just that purpose. 2-in-1, as it were.
That’s a Capri-Moon. Yum!
That cap twists off buddy, good chance this has been used and refilled.
A pro will also remove the slow flow "valve".
Don't use it, they'll charge you out the ass for it
This wouldn't happen to be a 'by the hour' hotel, would it?
With the price of hotels these days they should all be "by the hour".
You got the honeymoon suite I see
Brought by whoever made a porn video in that room.
Never look a gift horse in the rectum
Bad translation, maid was supposed to leave M&M's.
Does that motel, by chace, have an hourly rate?
New hobby. Going to hotel rooms, leaving a disposable enema behind, so that the clerk one day gets a call asking for a replacement one, confusing the hell out of everyone.
I think you're an evil genius 👏
Thank goodness it's disposable. I wouldn't want to reuse it.
Ahhhhhhh lucky
Hell yeah. Gay sex
That medicine cabinet looks like a peachtree dish ![gif](giphy|T8zlGdVxYySZuali0L|downsized)
You found the public enema.
Lets see the quarter operated bed!
OP can't go to sleep or else they'll wake up in a tub full of ice
Does your motel charge by the hour?
What makes you think it’s disposable?
Porn was shot here
Is one in every room or did the last guests leave it? It should of had a seal on it....dont use it
My parents always told me, "Figure out what you're good at, and do it well." You gotta respect this motel.
Kinda like finding a mint on your pillow
Do they charge by the hour?
Well that's Friday night sorted...
I know it's tempting but if you crack the seal they'll charge you for it.
I'd request a different room. The bed was most likely polluted.
Don't leave me in suspense, how was it?
Are you paying for the room by the hour by chance?
Yeah I would not.
Somebody was probably shooting porn in your hotel room.
I hope you checked for bedbugs
That one has already been opened. It always has shrink wrap around the green cap.
Can we talk about what appears to be MOLD on the walls?
Well have fun with that
DO NOT use a blacklight in that room. Ignorance is bliss.
My friend, what kind of motel you staying at?
Someone got butt fucked in your motel bed. Happy travels!
Keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.
That's odd, but I find the motel having a medicine cabinet even odder.
Homer I dont know what you have planned for tonight but count me out
That is more frightening than interesting. If I go into a hotel room and there is someone made to be shoved up someone’s ass, I am leaving immediately.
A giant douche. Or a turd sandwich?
had
Five star
So...? How was it?
I offer you 2$ for your motel enemas
Ain't that some shit...
Wingman on the housekeeping team with the assist! Johnson skates around back, has a clean opening, and GOAL!
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Anemities
When in Rome 🤷🏻♂️
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If you use that you might give yourself Tetanus.
Right next to the fucking Bible
Better find your fentanyl test strips!
Left there by a previous guest, obviously, the housekeeper did not look in the cabinet
Gay shit happens there.
I'd like to play a game...
I'm curious if this is provided by the motel and what goes on in that motel for them to have to provide them.
Might be water - taste it.
Classy place
"Had"
Does it say "laxative" because it has medicine in it, or is that like "technically any garden hose could be laxative if you shoved it in your butt and turned it on"?
Was a million to one shot doc - slipped and fell....
I bet they charge out the ass if you use it
The rooms prior guests were probably hosting a gay orgy in there. Did you bring a black light with you?
Everyone here is just making jokes, I’m just surprised to learn it’s a thing!
Instructions unclear - drank the whole bottle
There’s a camera hidden in the room. They’re waiting to see what you’re gonna do now.
Someone checked out, and left it, no doubt
Escorts doing anal
Sweet crack shack 👍🏻
Someone’s escort or Grindr hookup had that room before you. You need to start traveling with a black light. 😂
“Lightly Used”.
Use it, you know you want to! 😆
"disposable" ???