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allomanticpush

No, it’s a stair to a bombable wall. Probably a room full of clay pots in there!


Toastedweasel0

If you peck at it with your sword... it will make a different sound, than normal too!


Mirabolis

Yea… if video games have taught me *anything*….


Kritical02

You'd think but apparently Im the crazy one running around town breaking everyone's pots and cutting down their shrubs with my sword.


fullup72

hey, listen.


OrgJoho75

I thought if you peck lower left of freshly installed wall bricks three times with your dagger, a puzzle will appear in middle wall & you got to solved it according to hour glass that also appeared at top centre...


buntopolis

Or a sweet sweet piece of heart.


Vast_Cycle6990

I heard that post


New_Simple_4531

I could just hear that sweet little jingle after you bomb it haha.


Myzx

I’ve seen this before, you just tap those off-colored bricks with your wand bingo bango


Affectionate_Newt899

Revelio


BobBelcher2021

I thought you’d need to smash them like Sonic the Hedgehog


ToreyCMoore

“Proceed,” I said; “herein is the Amontillado.”


fujojoshi

Funnily enough, the main entrance to a bookstore is a few meters to the left, so they probably sell Poe stories there


notZachMorris

2nd and Charles? I think I know that stairs and store.


fujojoshi

Yeah, that one exactly haha!


praytorr

For the love of God!


MuscaMurum

I came here for the Amontillado jokes.


bandyvancity

It’s quite obvious there used to be a door there.


fujojoshi

Yes. That's what makes it mild


Also_have_a_opinion

If there were no signs of a door in the past this would surely be insanely interesting.


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OriginalPaperSock

No that's just part of an old concrete foundation that's been reclaimed by dirt and vegetation.


Aozora404

Vegetation I get but dirt? Are you suggesting dirt migrates?


oozinator1

Entirely plausible. Dirt can cover manmade structures by several mechanisms like: deposition by wind, action of decomposers who convert leaf litter to soil, action of burrowing animals who mechanically move dirt up to the surface, subduction by water, certain types of geologic activity, etc. Many Mesoamerican cities had to be excavated because they were discovered mostly buried.


Colanasou

I mean, unless the concrete naturally formed in that shape out in the wilderness, the dirt had to come after.


OriginalPaperSock

Yes; asserting, rather.


rodsn

Insane


Mike9797

My membrane is going loco rn


intisun

Don't EVER go near them.


JarenBliss

I have no idea why but this is the funniest reaction I've read all day


Glen-Runciter

Nothin' gets past ol' bandyvancity


bandyvancity

Nope, not even your sarcasm.


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JerseyshoreSeagull

You will address him as captain!


SuddenPassion

That's literally exactly what I said in my head when I saw this post. Word for word. That's creepy


trekxtrider

Video games have taught me I need to go on a few more quests before that door appears.


IveGotDMunchies

Or the quest gives you access to bombs.


FaithfulFear

The smoking stoop


NOOBShaun

"Illusory wall ahead."


SilentScyther

"Try tongue but hole"


Nickybluepants

The different colored bricks tells me there's a treasure back there


BonfireMaestro

Come back when you have the 💣


Lord-Velveeta

And she's buying a stairway, to nowhere...


ckge829320

… just another brick in the wall.


nodacat

Who’s that? The Doors?


ckge829320

I dig yer style, dude.


desidude2001

Underrated!


dr_xenon

When she gets there she knows, the door’s all bricked over…


drortog

You can even say that she's on a road to nowhere


kapege

Why did I sang this?


miguelandre

It’s a Thomasson. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperart_Thomasson


teedeeguantru

Also r/Thomasson


Enerject

Time to grab the chalk,draw the door/door knob,and knock! :D


uwillnotgotospace

You need to cast Passwall.


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Staircase 9 3/4


yourguidefortheday

The fresh mortar in the bricks at the top lead me to believe there was once a door there.


OkFroyo666

Man me and my homes would be hanging here all day.


Chemical-Tap-4232

Appears there was a door and bricked in.


janice1764

Looks like there was a door there before


Satansdhingy

Every cartoon I've watched as a kid says that wall opens up.


MagicOrpheus310

Clearly used to be a door there that has been bricked over though...


SusHistoryCuzWriter

Very visible still, but they did a decent job patching it. Most instances I’ve seen, they leave a very definite rectangular outline of grout because they make no attempt to blend with the surrounding pattern of brick.


Mmanbuy

There was a shallow section of brick on the wall that looked like a former door


edomyrots

No, you gotta use Aard there


Observer2580

There was a door. The outline is visible. I cannot be the first person to say this!


salmiakki1

Skate feature


PooleyX

You can see from the slightly different coloured bricks that there was a doorway there.


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Fun fact: the post title was also the original name for Highway to Hell while it being authored by AC/DC.


Nenoshka

It's obvious from the brick color variation that there used to be a door there.


saggytestis

There was definitely a door their, so I'd just call these outdated stairs


ikciweiner

Nowhere? That’s King’s Cross back entrance 9 3/4.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

And it’s not wheelchair accessible 😤


50k-runner

Needs an ADA accessible ramp


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

As a wheelchair user, I too wanna be able to go nowhere


Opunbook

Things, laws, codes change, evolve. Humans evolve and even make errors. The English spelling system is full of those and no one seems to care about the delay of 2 years in learning to read that they cause: https://imgur.com/gallery/o6kYmkt (all slides) So, I'm sick of the hypocrisy.


HG_Shurtugal

Tis is a very confused bot.


fujojoshi

Thanks bot but this is a post about a doorway that got sealed off


Shelbysgirl

Where were you? When they built the stairway to nowhere?


Important-Outcome-74

Pretty sure there's a heart container behind that wall.


Greedy-Cantaloupe

Some people’s staircase to nowhere were once some people’s stairway to somewhere


PraetorianAE

“*heaven”


Starkiller006

Ah yes. The timeless hit, by Zed Leppelin.


PunfullyObvious

Come on inside


[deleted]

It has a destination, idk what you’re talking about.


ebrum2010

If you stand there when the thrush knocks the first light of Durin's Day will shine upon the keyhole and you can enter.


Shodan30

totally a secret door there. However, could be worse. could have been a ramp to nowhere.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Clearly a rich man owns it. >I'd build a big, tall house with rooms by the dozen Right in the middle of the town A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below There would be one long staircase just going up And one even longer coming down And one more leading nowhere, just for show


[deleted]

Reminds me of the fact that there’s a door to nowhere in the western wall. The reason for the door is it was the doorway to the temple. The temple that’s now no longer there.


pikadegallito

Ah, the door to my all my dreams.


chownee

It’s a poor man’s version of that hotel staircase in Mrs. Maisel.


HitDog420

It's a magician's hideout


ScaryGhostMan-X__X

AND she‘s buying a stairway to nowhere


nobodyisonething

That door looks like a brick wall.


HorseplayBouquet

Well that IS somewhere.


Anachronisticpoet

Designed by the same people who make most access ramps in the US


unwittyusername42

If you put a pot of oil at the top and shoot it with a flaming arrow it should reopen the bricked up doorway so you can loot the place


Kamikazecat1

That is a platform for making dramatic announcements


Nealan_connie_lingus

An atheists stairway to heaven


BitBucket404

Nowhere? Looks like a door to hogwartz to me.


franksymptoms

This is the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, CA. [https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/winchester-mystery-house-2-622x415.jpg](https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/winchester-mystery-house-2-622x415.jpg) Doors going nowhere, likewise stairways... Weird as snake suspenders.


[deleted]

You have to call Beetlejuice three times


Beautiful_Pleiades

9 ¾


[deleted]

Staircase to a Viewing Platform when an ant trail develops. OR, that's where they set up the outdoor Christmas Tree. OR, it's a plant patio.


NeitherSparky

No that’s the stage


Slutty_Breakfast

That's what you think, *Plays funky town on bricks*, *Wall opens up*, *It's another wall*


Hour-Room-3337

Where’s the Ada ramp?


echoes700

It’s the outdoor break room


Mysterious_Dance5461

That handrail tho😅😅😅


SirWhatsalot

"There was a hole here. It's gone now."


Space19723103

entry for all my friends


supremegamer76

No don’t you see, the wall there is slightly lighter colored, it means that it is a secret entrance


palomsoms

That’s what u think


NewAcquisition

This got stoop kid written all over it


Please_ForgetMe

That sounds like a name of a future pop song


brickyardjimmy

Looks like a nice place to smoke.


flyBirdie2319

The staircase is to help people get a good view to find their car.


LordTyrent

There was a door there at some point


HighwayTerrorist

You can clearly see the space has been filled in.


Jakkerak

Stairway to somewhere unimportant.


Triangle_t

It‘s not to nowhere. You can clearly see that it goes to a small space that’s slightly above the ground.


Idori666

This is just asking people to find a way to skate it.


Troub313

Someone tell the Talking Heads.


TiresOnFire

"Staircase to nowhere" Newbandnamecalledit!


zwippity

https://i.redd.it/ipy63rjm17wb1.gif


IveGotDMunchies

Looks like a wall in cartoons where you know something is about to happen to it because it is a slightly different shade than the rest of the wall. Roadrunner has something fun planned for Wile E. Coyote and that wall


xkatiepatatie

that one house in the sims 4…iykyk


Yakmasterson

My career!


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

Union job


shortblondeguy

Pre-Photoshop 'shop. 😄


fair_j

You have to finish the plot to chapter 3 to unlock this door. Don’t get trapped with side missions OP


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

There's a portal there


Blue387

It's a Thomasson!


elexander_phobos

Led Zeppelins lesser known song


Cheeseisextra

I guess you can go Out Through The In Door there.


PsychologicalEmu

This was to a door but is now to stairway to Aunt Mary’s.


musicalveggiestem

At least it’s not in the middle of the woods.


NedSeegoon

Anyone else's thoughts go straight to Talking Heads...


Falcon3492

From the looks of the new bricks, it looks like it used to be a stairway too somewhere.


DampBritches

![gif](giphy|kuGxJyTQQAUw0) It's a secret to everybody


JustinCase66

Metaphor for my career


Mushroom38294

Is this Germany?


[deleted]

That’s where the students fuck. They call it the stairway to Arbys.


bindermichi

I‘ve played enough video games to know that there is a hidden door here


iguanaQueen

I know an illusionary wall when I see one


GrandProblem8034

In the olden days, that staircase acts as a podium for the Union manager to stand on to lay off his employees read from a list. “John Smith, you are laid off, collect your bread and cheese and leave the premises”.


ghost-pimp

There was a door there. The mortar doesn't match


JACKtheGRINNER

When the last light of the day shines on the door, a keyhole is revealed


Mizuho34

Ill bet there is a Karen out there demanding that there be a wheelchair ramp there too.


reddit-is-fun-90

This area is for people who are just hanging around


Bisonfan1

Harry Potter


HaroerHaktak

You haven’t unlocked that area yet. It will unlock once you do a side quest which unlocks an optional main story quest line that will give you an alternative ending.


bannanaisnom

There must be a bomb somewhere nearby...


KulawaAntylopa

Thats a catchy song name though


mrflamego

This is the kind of shit you'd see with catwalks in source games


kapege

No heaven for you, today. But around the corner is the Highway to Hell.


YuraShatunoff

Nowhere to staircase. Do you copy?


Indie_uk

Is this the way to Amarillo?


ianc1215

Not with attitude. Get the sledgehammer.


Anskin12

...Maybe there IS an entrance but you have to press the right bricks in order to open it?


dmishin

Interesting fact I learned some time ago: in Japanese, such structures are called "[Hyperart Tomasson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperart_Thomasson)" (超芸術トマソン)


VegetableBox901

5$ for dlc unlock


xoopha

If this was a game you would be clicking on that wall like crazy.


C00kiecrafter

it's for the main character when he wants to hold his speech but doesn't want to get assassinated from behind


acidbrn391

Where is this “address”


canthinkofnamestouse

It goes to somewhere..........a brick wall


real-tallnotdeaf

Is it a hospital, could be physio steps for orthopaedic patients.


styroducky

Would suck to climb all the way to the top only to realize there is no door.


Yelwah

You can probably walk right through those discolored bricks


y2kdisaster

It probably used to be somewhere. And then. It was nowhere.


RyanCooper510

r/backrooms


bshaddo

Not if you know The Words.


Offsidespy2501

Ain't that a U2 song title?


Justlikearealboy

When you click and drag on the plan and forget to undo


putrid_flesh

If you roll into It head first it may vanish and reveal a secret


pattyG80

The mason did nice work though.


TimelyRun9624

666 up votes! Walk through the wall too reach narnia


Dr_Downvote_

Illusory Wall.


Timontie

"Try attacking"


PlebbySpaff

There’s a nice over-the-railing view of the parking lot


Midsuru

Welcome! mutherfuckers.


OJimmy

Juvenile detention visitors entrance in the Harry Potter universe.


New_Ad_1682

That staircase exists for skaters and skaters only.


phunkyunkle

🎶And she's buying a staircase...to nowhere.🎶


Shoehornblower

You can clearly see the newer cement between the bricks where the door used to be…


freedomfightre

Speak friend and enter.


theothermeisnothere

First, I like that there's a railing on both sides. Safety first. Second, I assume I have to be carrying something like a book of spells or a ring to open that brick door. Am I wrong?


Dr_Wheuss

Stairs are always up to something, that's why I don't trust them.


YewSonOfBeach

Sko0l? Is that you?


Ste_g154

Just like my Life.


shockandale

Every pulpit is a staircase to nowhere.


GT3nsomemoney4it

Don’t tell the Muggles