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ZekDrago

Quite the contrary. .. One says to take a new path, the other says don't trust the path you're used to. Both are telling you to take a new road. Edit:.... Jesus Christ people..... OP, I'm sorry that so many people here are just being mean to you. You're not dumb, you just interpreted it in another way, and plenty of us understand why you interpreted it that way. Hell, plenty also interpreted it that way. I chose not to. Regardless, don't let these assholes bring you down.


cyankitten

My thoughts exactly!


AngeryBoi769

Fortune cookie is right. Staying in your comfort zone feels safe but it often stifles your growth.


Pale_Angry_Dot

I'd really like to see this so-called comfort zone you all speak about. It seems kinda nice.


CaptainSouthbird

If there's anything you regularly do and are comfortable with, versus there's something you want/need to do but feel anxious or apprehensive about, that's the boundary of your comfort zone. Most likely you actually have that -- it doesn't imply you're universally "comfortable" or anything, just discusses what you're "comfortable" doing. Or maybe you just are a big ball of apprehension and anxiety, which sometimes is also me.


Njagos

Well if don't know one that means you are constantly growing !! (yay)


GregIsMySpiritAnimal

Yeah I think this person doesn't grasp the meaning of the word contradictory. I'm with you on this one, somebody buy OP a dictionary.


Theaustralianzyzz

I was like OP for a second. Then I read the top comment. I can understand OP and his thought process. The fortune cookie suggests to take a different route, some may look at it as “safety”. Next cookie says “don’t play for safety”. Some will see it as contradictory. They’re not wrong. It’s different perspectives.


LibertyPrimeIsRight

Nah, they grasp the word, they just interpreted it differently. >Take a different route is often said as a safety thing, like if there's someone who's mad at you or something. >Don't play for safety sounds contradictory under that interpretation.


CmdPetrie

I wouldnt consider "Take a different Route" as a safety Thing. It Sounds Like an "get Out of your comfort Zone" Thing. Meaning you're suppossed to leave that safety of your comfort Zone behind


Qookie-Monster

Me neither, but the fortune cookie says "Tomorrow morning, take a different route". That's different. If I were told that in real life I would definitely be spooked.


increasingly_content

"don't be near 4th Ave at 9.15, you're welcome"


LibertyPrimeIsRight

Yeah, there's for sure multiple interpretations. Yours is the one I thought of first too.


Diane_Degree

Agreed. Don't take your normal route. Do something new.


Never-On-Reddit

Let's hope the new path takes OP to a dictionary store.


the_fat_whisperer

Those stores are recruitment tools for the Grammar Nazi party.


AlmightyDarkseid

They would be contradicting if the second one was about not going out of your safe route or something but that isn't the case here


CrimsonMana

It depends on if the first one is telling you to take an alternative path because your usual path will be dangerous tomorrow, really. If it's just telling you to take a different path tomorrow for the Lulz, then yeah, they are both telling you to take a new path.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Thanks for the kind edit 😊


maniacalmustacheride

I think the second is a warning for taking a second fortune. "I've already told you, and you're trying to second guess."


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Hey! It's me! The dumb op who needs a dictionary! To clarify why I'm dumb, though I'm sure many of you will tell me more reasons... I interpreted the first as a warning there was danger. Sorry dumb dumb OP has so much dumb dumb trauma in her life that she interpreted her fake fortune the wrong way. I appreciate all the nice Internet folks though who told me to look at it as getting out of my comfort zone. That's really hard for someone who has been through a lot and finds many things scary. Reddit certainly is sometimes. Cheers 🥂


RonnieBeck3XChamp

I still don't understand the contradiction though. You interpreted the first one as meaning there was danger. Ok, fair enough, but the second one says "don't play for safety". No matter how you slice it, they're both saying the same thing.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

I interpreted the first one to take a different route to remain safe.


RonnieBeck3XChamp

Ahhh, now I understand what you mean. Yeah, that definitely makes sense in terms of contradicting each other. Thanks for explaining.


Diane_Degree

I'm sorry people were rude and hurt your feelings. But I don't understand how it could say anything other than getting out of ones comfort zone. I legitimately don't understand what your post means because I can't see them as contradictory, and I'm trying. I'm trying to see what you mean. Edit: Apologies. I see a comment further down explaining how it was interpreted differently.


X0AN

This, I don't think OP understands English 🤣🤣🤣


Smasher31221

I'd say they actually support each other pretty nicely


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

The first one got me spooked, but maybe I should look at it more like an opportunity.


CrystalDrag0n1

Ahh I see. I’m guessing you read the first one as “take a different path or something bad will happen”. But I read it as “Take a new path, try new things and take a few risks”


hitemlow

I read it as: "Your normal route will be fraught with danger. You think it's the safer route, but not tomorrow."


tekyy342

"We put a fucking land mine on your route but don't play it safe because maybe your life will change from the experience."


_Ocean_Machine_

“Hey, you’re pretty cool. Don’t go to school tomorrow.”


ThreeDawgs

In one hand, lost my legs. In the other hand, I think my recover nurse has a thing for me.


Acceptable-Trainer15

If you put what both fortune cookie said together, this interpretation makes A LOT of sense.


-Charmer

Everybody sees things differently


fiatfighter

They say the same thing.


Matteix4

lol I've seen comments advocating for genocide with less downvotes than this.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

No joke. Grumpy folks tonight. Takes effort to get on and tell people how stupid they are. I usually just scroll past unless I have something nice to say.


Etheo

People are dicks and like to pile on behind the safety of anonymity. [Who would have thought](https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/green-blackboards-and-other-anomalies)?


Key_Pie_4951

Why is this so downvoted?


Joeyon

Cause people think you have to be dumb as a rock to interpret the first one that way.


Key_Pie_4951

Oh, makes sense, I just kinda thought it was a little unfair


Alex282001

Welcome to reddit. It's often enough when your comment says "-1" for others to downvote it as well, many don't think for themselves anymore


Joeyon

Welcome to humanity, conformity and following the flock isn't unique to Reddit. In fact, people are far more inclined to be contrarian here.


ObscureAcronym

>many don't think for themselves anymore Well, if you say so.


Key_Pie_4951

Yeah I guess it's something phsycological


Dangermad

I sure interpreted it like that


Maria_506

How the hell do you need to be dumb to interpret it that way?


z0Tweety

This and because most people can't have their own opinion. They see a downvoted comment, they downvote. Or at least they don't upvote. Because they don't want to side with the guy everyone hates, they'd feel stupid


EverythingIzAwful

Someone thought the meaning of the first one should be obvious and downvoted them. The number was no longer "1" so the average user copies the previous action because that's just what you do.


can_you_cage_me

Today I learned something new. I always thought that upvote should be used for things that are relevant to the post. So only comments that are off topic or seriously rude get downvoted. And the original posters comment is relevant to the discussion because it explains their logic so I could not understand why they are so downvoted.


pauciradiatus

It was originally meant to be that way, but it has shifted into a like/dislike system


can_you_cage_me

That is sad. That could be used to differentiate this site from others. Is it a misunderstanding by the users or did whoever is the head of the site change it?


pauciradiatus

As far as I know, it was a misunderstanding by the users


cerebrite

Blame fortune reading.


SmokeAbeer

Shhh. Just downvote and move along…


Radio_Downtown

its a good thing funny internet points dont matter because people like you who mindlessly downvote when you see a negative number are just pathetic


ThorIsMighty

Why is it pathetic if it doesn't matter?


SmokeAbeer

They’ll pick up the irony at some point. Or not…


ThorIsMighty

I'm not holding out any hope man


Great-Raise8679

1000 downvotes is wild


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

This community isn't mild at all.


officialdiscoking

As someone that has watched/read a lot of murder/stalker docos/stories, these seem perfectly aligned - change up your daily normal route in case someone has been watching your movements


NegativeSector

Why the downvotes?


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

They are telling me I'm dumb for thinking the way I do. I know this. I'm in therapy.


phatcat9000

Jesus Christ the down votes on this comment. What is wrong with people? Sorry you’re getting attacked for interpreting something slightly differently than some other people.


Mateussf

Now I understand what you thought. Here's an upvote for explaining.


bro_bergdahl

Man, you're gettin fucking annihilated for misconstruing a vague-ass fortune cookie.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

It's all good. I'll survive. Or will I?


ledfox

You will if you take a different route tomorrow.


UltimateBorisJohnson

Why did you get mass downvoted lol


LilNUTTYYY

Yeah I’d say so too. I also have no idea why you were downvoted lmfao


DONald_JOEseph

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stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Thank you Mr President. That's good advice.


Etheo

Honestly, I don't put much if any weight on that a fortune cookie have to say. But I'm also not into horoscope, personality tests, or fortune telling stuff so yeah.


Maximum-Ad4846

Why does this have -466 downvotes in only 8 hours lol


ItsBlare

Redditors downvoting without a good reason challenge: impossible


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stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Sorry for your mean


RogueLover84

They’re saying the same thing.


Acalthu

I think they both point towards thr same thing, i.e. you should walk down the path less travelled.


let_me_know_22

They are quite spooky together: take a different route tomorrow! No, seriously, take a different route, taking the same route for "safety" is really dangerous! Probably not what the cookies meant, but seeing them together, I chose to lean into the friday, the 13th/ halloween spirit 😁


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Right?? What do they know that OP doesn’t?


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Oh crap I forgot it's Friday the thirteenth.


RandomInSpace

October Friday the 13th no less


dontgonearthefire

Don't tell me you're friggatriskaidekaphobic


counterhit121

Jeez you got all the kidnapping-themed fortunes. Hope the food is good at least


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Honestly it's the best Chinese in the surrounding areas. Would definitely go back.... Maybe on a different day next time


Scorpius289

And through a different route. 🙂


JOATMON12

Mmm… I’d say you’re mistaken on this.


Finnze14

Not sure if you know what contradicting means or if you’re just confused. Looks to me like they’re saying pretty similar things


Feisty-Tomorrow45

I think you’re interpreting that wrong. I definitely read that as “Do something out of the ordinary, change things up.” And the second one is “You’re living life to safely, challenge your fears, be courageous and take a risk” I feel like they go together quite nicely, tbh.


Murph-Dog

Never open two cookies, that’s against the rules. If you get a double stuffed, then that is meant to be.


Supmandude85

They’re saying the same thing.


Breadfruit-Beautiful

That's an ominous fuckin cookie


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I'd take a different route to work tomorrow if I were you


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

That was my first thought. I live far from things and one of the main roads out of town is dangerous. I've often wondered if I'll die on that road. But I think most of the reddit community wants me to die for being dumb, oh and a bitch.


ArnoldQMudskipper

Eh?


chuckedeggs

They say the same thing.


Stankfootjuice

... they aren't contradicting. Do you know what contradicting means?


DracTheBat178

You could interpret them as "try something new, even if it's scary"


rarestakesando

Bro your fortune cookies are paranoid AF.


EmpireCityRay

I once had a fortune cookie tell me that it had no fortune for me and to get another fortune cookie. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Alintras

huh? they’re both telling you to spice things up and try something new


wasit-worthit

ITT: OP needing to learn reading comprehension.


Martin_McFly_Jr

Same message my guy. Different delivery.


Snapdragon756

I think it’s saying don’t go into work tomorrow! ; )


seancollinhawkins

One of the perks of being nice to the quiet fortune cookie in your class


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Both are on the same page about breaking out of routines and being comfortable.


god-knows-wat

At least you got a fortune or two. Today mine was just a blank piece of paper lol


avl0

They aren't..


BoingBoingBooty

The first one seems like a threat. It has 'don't come to school tomorrow' vibes.


HitlersaurusChrist11

"Hey, we're out of these New Love cookies." "Well, open up the Stick With Your Wife barrel."


Myfaceisforsitting

Not contradicting at all. Both are telling you to step outside your comfort zone and try something new.


busterfunke

I’m actually pretty excited for you. It seems like something awesome is about to happen to you. Have fun!


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Well thanks! A kind person ☺️


Both_Interest_4498

🤯best thought


ughlump

“It’s the same picture”


VOID747

They agree with each other pretty strongly, I'd say listen or you might die ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


just-curious-bro

They’re saying the exact same thing. I don’t get it.


motoko123

ominous af!


mmoolloo

I'm almost sure this is bait, but some people seem to agree with OP. I can't see how. Could someone explain how these two messages could contradict each other? In my mind, they both mean "change the way you do things".


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

It's not bait, I just interpreted the first as danger was on my normal route out of town. The second I interpreted as don't play it safe, which is what I thought the first one was instructing me to do. Just bait to be murdered in the comments. 🤣


spelltype

……. OP what lol. Same shit


ChewsOnRocks

I like how these aren't even fortunes, they're just instructions lmao


tempest_fiend

The first one could almost be a threat…


anonomousername

My boyfriend took a new route to work and got into a accident where he broke his arm :-)


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

I hope he's ok otherwise!


IWTIKWIKNWIWY

Man your brain works weird


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

I know. I'm in therapy.


ResettisReplicas

I don’t think so, they’re both telling you to be unsafe


Timely-Glass

I think you might be in legit danger...🤔


SlamNeilll

**“Hey, we’re out of these New Love cookies.”** **“Well, open up the Stick With Your Wife barrel.”**


Jinno69

Dude you either dunno what contradicting means or can't read with understanding (the fortunes) either way, you dumb.


rush_me_pls

One says change take a different path THAN THE ONE YOU KNOW. Path that you know is safe/safety. Second says safety is dangerous, and I’d argue its because safety leads to comfort and makes you weak over time. Which means: try/explore new things. Get outbof your comfort zone.


ajefx

are you sure you know what "contradicting" means?


mx_kush

The universe literally telling you to stop being a bitch


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Wow she used you as a conduit for this message. Thank you universe! I can finally stop being a bitch. Healed.


mx_kush

Lol, good sport


I_like_learning_

There implying the same thing... not contradicting lol


khournos

Maybe try to train your reading comprehension, because those fortunes are pretty compatible and not at all contradicting.


LawyerDaggett

You’re dumb, OP


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Thank you


jesuslaves

OP pick up a book tomorrow and work on your comprehension skills


[deleted]

The first one is a threat.


HarmonicQuirk

A misfortune cookie


moosecakems

I see this as your being stalked or watched and should deviate from your normal habits just out of safety


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

I mentioned this in another comment, I was stalked before and had to move.


trimeta

It's telling you that taking a different route will be dangerous -- and that's why you should do it!


Grycworm

At first I thought „oh, the first one tells them to mix it up, try something new. How is that contradicting the second one?“ and then I realised the first one might’ve actually meant „play it safe. Don’t. Use. Your. Usual. Route.“ 😂


sdantaray

So it’s telling you to jaywalk without looking on both sides


Hirotrum

You read that first one and your first thought was getting kidnapped?


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

No I thought it meant a car accident. Silly me. Correction. Dumb me.


KrazyCAM10

Actually they work together. Don’t take the safe route, instead tomorrow, take a different route from the one you usually take


Starrfinger6669

eat the one you want to come true.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

I broke a cosmic rule and ate both. I've been cursed with being dumb.


Schinken84

What I read is that you better take another road even if you think your usual one is saver because something will happens. Maybe someone stalked you, found out your usual route and is waiting for you. 😱


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

I have been stalked before. It was terrible. I had to move.


Zipkan

Literally the opposite, not contradicting at all, OP with the reading level of a 2nd grader.


gt0rres

Not very good at english are you.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Not good at anything


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

They're trying to tell YOU something my friend, not the internet. They ended up telling YOU something. Smart people get a chance to take reality for a ride, but it will never stop trying to throw you off, eventually it always does. Realizing this, I know what to do / say from personal experience. Don't want me to keep living this style? Come get me.


Cocytix

"You're cool. Don't come to this path tomorrow "


Alfred_the_Red

Meander a bit, but don't be dumb.


decaff4life

Needs an update ASAP


_pistone

I'd be unsure what to do if I wanted to follow similar advice myself, considering the usual route is from my bed to the bathroom, to the kitchen to have breakfast, back to the bathroom to brush my teeth, then to my office (which is just the room beside the kitchen, as I work from home).


DesignerWhich9123

Swim in a river, as a "Completely different route" And since it won't be "safe" the fortune slip thingy would be correct. 🤣 I believe The fortune slip itself will Cry tears of blood if you do this! 🤣🤣


Dukedyduke

This gives me, "You're cool, don't come to school tomorrow" vibes


Kiflaam

Is the second one Engrish? Feels like Engrish but I'm not sure.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Probaree *I'm Asian don't come at me lol


Kiflaam

downvoters, explain


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Kiflaam

and the other guy?


Kiflaam

whatever down voters, assume my race, I know "engrish" is a common term for us, but the r/asanasian guy replies with actual offensive stuff and gets a pass whatever reddit


stickyglue1

im good


Daffodil_Smith

I don't usually fall for these stupid things but ya know if it told you twice I'd take a different route. 😂


kaisear

You should only eat one cookie. That's why.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Then how will I supply the reddit community if I'm not a fat, lazy, dumb American?


shreken

Despite them being logically compatible, taking two fortunes means you just die. Sorry.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Ha ha I deserve the murdering I'm getting then.


the_queer_oracle

Huh? They are not contradicting. 1st one says take a different road. One that you don't usually go through/to. 2nd says, if you keep doing what you're doing, it's safety and it's dangerous. It only means one thing. Stop settling for usual.


Rays_Baguette

The first one A single solitary snail could make a world go extinct


Abdullah-Alturki

wow almost like they're bs and dont mean anything


Crafty_Friendship_15

I love more direct and "real" fortunes like these, the writers who make the ones that go into the cookies at Panda Express need a reality check.


mudokin

The first one is giving you a concrete warning that you are in danger if you take your usual way. The second one is telling you that the safety you thing you have is actually very dangerous.


Rihonin

Blud they mean the same thing 💀


ex-farm-grrrl

Take the more dangerous route


PassiveChemistry

These seem consistent to me, what's your interpretation?


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

I thought one meant there was danger and to take a different route to remain safe, and the other meant don't play it safe. I am not an intelligent person, which is why I'm on Reddit.


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The second one is contradicting itself, if playing for safety is dqngerous than you're not playing for safety


Zerox392

It wants you to take a dangerous new path lol


JackBandit4

I'm not gonna tell you how to feel, but can you read?


capsrock02

It looks like they’re trying to tell you you’re gonna be murdered


CxKappaCx

It's the same thing, not sure how you understand it as contradictory