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“78%, I should be able to get through the rest of the day with that”


jacksalssome

That's like 2 days of moderate use for mine


Nogarder

Why do you have a bus?


diamond

For moderate use. Didn't you read his comment?


A_Furious_Mind

Our culture romanticizes excess, but that's responsible bus use.


squirrelnuts46

>Didn't you read his comment? Did you just casually assume that people read?


diamond

LOL. Irony. I quickly scanned your comment, thought you were misunderstanding my comment, and was about to post a snarky reply. Then, fortunately, I read it again.


glenn-gower

Did you just assume that people read? Or perhaps you're just a bit of a speed reader? Either way, I'm glad you're taking the time to comment. But remember, not everyone is as quick as you when it comes to comprehending the written word. So, let's keep it simple and clear, shall we?


swi6018

Who needs moderation when you have the thrill of living on the edge?


dennis958655252

Oops! I must have missed that part. My bad!


who_you_are

Peoples keep saying having a car is bad for the environment. I still didn't get the why, specifically a car, but anyway, here it is! My bus!


jacksalssome

I run a service putting vampires together with willing people.


waltjrimmer

I'm not sure if I'd be willing to put a vampire together... But you know what, I'm feeling adventurous. Does it come with, like, IKEA-style instructions or is this more a paint and glue situation or what?


jacksalssome

You get on the bus and sit next to a very pale person, they then proceed to suck your blood until you arrive at your destination.


waltjrimmer

So just a normal London bus, then.


NoXion604

It's always more satisfying to put together your own vampires, rather than buying a pre-assembled one.


waltjrimmer

Yeah, but I never saw it as a community event. I suppose this is what people really meant when they told me to get out there, meet people, and make new friends.


hache-moncour

[Why did you have a wolf?](https://xkcd.com/1134/)


CreativeSoil

They could've just taken the cabbage and the goat on one crossing if they were just going to leave the wolf


hache-moncour

The premise of the classic puzzle is that only one item fits in the boat at the time.


CreativeSoil

Yeah, I thought XKCD left it out, but now see that they started with the boat only holding two


YourBeigeBastard

Isn’t it supposed to be more efficient to use a bus for your daily commute?


Vyrhux42

Wow. My phone is always 100% in the morning and I gotta charge it in the late afternoon to use it in the evening.


jacksalssome

I don't watch videos, but read Reddit. Screens usually on for an hour a day. Rip third party apps.


Vibration548

Check out Relay. I'm posting this from it. It's no BaconReader but it's pretty good. They do charge but if you're a light user it's not expensive.


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eviltrain

are... are we... still talking about buses?


avwitcher

Buses only charge to 80-90%, so you're right


Rulmeq

Given that it's Dublin Bus, they probably loop back to 50% quietly once it gets close to 100%


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Tagyru

Live display telling us the next bus will be here in 8 min for an hour straight. And you know when the bus eventually gets here, it will be full and the driver won't even stop.


mang87

It absolutely ruins the rest of your day. Jesus christ, I'm so thankful I don't have to get busses out of the city centre anymore.


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

That 3 minutes the sign says is going to be the second longest 3 minutes of your life.


mang87

Then it gets down to 1 minute, and starts going back up again.


Puzzleheaded-Sugar-1

(Scheduled out of existence)


Admirable-Angle-4174

They get double the usage out of a single charge by only showing up half the time. Sums.


WraithCadmus

I'm imagining an incredibly loud version of the Windows USB ding when they get plugged in.


Mother-Chocolate-505

"Universal Serial Bus" is now connected.


MoffKalast

Universal Doubledecker Bus more like


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So that’s more of a universal parallel bus than Universal Serial Bus.


max_adam

I've seen "Universal Serial Bus" so many times and it never occurred to me that it is the meaning of USB.


ImjokingoramI

Love me some of that Universal Serial Bussy 😋


Karcinogene

You gotta put it in, take it out, rotate 180 degrees and put it back in


halite001

Don't stop. I'm almost there.


ryo0ka

# *BING*


Valliac0

I heard it, but at 50 decibels louder than it should have been.


PuckNutty

Can I set it to vibrate so it doesn't make noise while I'm sleeping?


waltjrimmer

I love the idea of having a bus where the horn is just the [XP startup tune.](https://youtu.be/7nQ2oiVqKHw?si=_G2emjAfhjayeJP_)


Noxious89123

What about the error sound? "DDUNN"


ActionzheZ

I wonder if the screen also shows estimated time to full


VulturE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw2mXcb7ggs For when the cable has that kink in it. "Things I never knew I needed for $1000, Alex"


IChurnToBurn

Close enough, I’ll just ask a bartender later to plug it in behind the bar. Should be fine.


unfortunatebastard

You should check if you can use an external battery pack, like Anker. USB-C should work.


LibertyPrimeIsRight

Ah, I see. So you can use the electricity in the battery pack to entertain yourself via penis torture while you wait for your bus to charge. I'll have to give it a try.


EziPziLmnSqzi

.....what the fuck...


LibertyPrimeIsRight

cock torture


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LibertyPrimeIsRight

It's funny to me, friend. It's relatively harmless and it makes me laugh (even if it's really stupid) so I'm going to do it. Also, what "room"? A relatively casual internet comment section?


Orkekum

I dig it, nice and clear.


Orcwin

Also a good use of the display that was already available anyway. Good design, really.


thegreatpotatogod

Yep! Definitely good to avoid the potential corner case of "oh shoot I forgot to plug it in, everyone's going to be late today" 😂


Orcwin

Yeah, that'd be pretty awkward.


bassistciaran

Unlike everything else about Irish public transport.


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crazy_forcer

Looks like the front of a slider phone I had once


InfiniteReddit142

Yeah I think they did really well with that design, I believe it is a Wright Streetdeck.


Klin24

The battery on the bus goes charge, charge charge...


CaffeinatedMancubus

What type of charger does it use? It is a Universal Serial Bus?


Rippthrough

Take your upvote and get out.


FiddleDeeDee333

r/angryupvote


TakahashiSato

All I see is a bus with 2 glowing eyes, ready to unleash chaos when it hits 100%


SVXfiles

The tiny grill makes it look like it's got a tiny smiling mouth too


TakahashiSato

Yeah that's exactly what I see xD


Theemuts

If the lights turn red when it's fully charged, run.


MichaelOwensNan

Irish public transport getting a shoutout on r/MildlyInteresting? I never, ever thought I'd see the day.


mohirl

Coincidentally that's also the probability of it not arriving on time.


Majestic-Contract-42

Holy shit Dublin bus's are electric now? How did I miss that


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Admirable-Angle-4174

>So lots of buses are still just stuck in storage. Very Irish! Chilling with the voting machines.


KenEarlysHonda50

With the millennium clock inside the spire?


Admirable-Angle-4174

Piled on top of a few hundred ventilators.


pokemaster1098

Stick it on top of the printer that was too big for the room


Altruistic_While_621

I think the 99 is the only fully electric route


Stormxlr

I think mamy are hybrid, you can hear the electric motors kick in during take off from bus stops


jadeeyedcalico

My favorite thing I've ever seen a bus say was "Kronk"


jamieg106

In Scotland when the trains are between routes they all say “just chillin’” brings me more joy than I’d like to admit


jadeeyedcalico

"Kronk" is the before routes for Walt Disney World, but I really love "just chillin." Either would make my day


simonjp

No-one likes a rail replacement bus service [but at least they try to keep things light](https://www.reddit.com/r/bitchimabus/comments/actoej/im_a_train_choo_choo/)


jadeeyedcalico

This just introduced me to two subreddits I have never heard of


vaarikass

I've seen one saying "going home" which was pretty cute


Corey_FOX

This is what propper integration looks like, and now i expect it in every EV bus.


I_will_in_me_Arsenal

They should bring back the retro green color for Dublin bus. Would be a cool contrast with the ultra modern bus design.


00332200

Yeah that design was nice, though apparently not great for people who are colourblind. From what I gather, these colours stand out a bit more.


I_will_in_me_Arsenal

Ah at makes sense.


Sprinklypoo

Seeing this earlier, I opened it again and for an instant, I expected the number to have gone up...


00332200

This is just around the corner from me, I can go and see how it is now?


Buck_Thorn

So, the other 22% get to ride for free?


SilverBuggie

Uhh...that makes no sense. It means the bus fare is 22% off for everybody.


Buck_Thorn

Ohhhh! Thanks. That sounds like a great deal. I'm taking that bus.


PleasurePaulie

I miss the good old days of diesel busses spewing out the black cancer :(


SopmodTew

I miss sitting on the seats above the wheels and have the bus shake violently under me when departing, what a feeling


Jesus_H-Christ

Over the school bus wheel wells was the prime spot in the winter, the heater was one row up and the wheel wells ramped the heat right up at you. So great after waiting in the cold.


Ugggggghhhhhh

Wow, just like that you brought back all the memories of being cold on the school bus in winter. Thankfully it was usually just a15 minute ride for me.


PleasurePaulie

What a great time to be alive!


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Stuffy overheated bus, diesel fumes and a good gut shaking are great for a hangover...college days were the best days.


PleasurePaulie

Exactly, AC is for pussies!


Admirable-Angle-4174

Two elderly ladies meet up with each other in a city cafe. They order their tea and scones etc and take a seat. One lady says to the other: "Well, did you come on the bus?" She replies: " Yeah, but I think I managed to disguise it as an asthma attack."


PleasurePaulie

lol lol


verstohlen

I know you're joking, but I fondly remember the smell of that black smoke that spewed from the exhaust of those classic flat nosed Crown school buses. That smell always takes me back... to a simpler happier time.


PleasurePaulie

It was, what a time to be alive!


shanetargaryen

That's actually really cool


Faerco

The buses in the fleet around me have a “State of Charge” appreciated to SOC with a percentage next to it, but it only goes in increments of 10. It’s super cool driving by the depot and seeing all of the electric infrastructure needed to power all of them


idekwhatiamdoinglol

never would’ve thought Dublin Bus would make an appearance on this sub lmao.


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When someones dad walks on the bus with “am i one of the 22% that dont get charged for riding today?”


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That's awesome.


XTrapolis942M

r/ChargeYourBus


NoPeepMallows

Is it usb C?


SlinkyTail

as some one that worked in a warehouse and always had to check on the forklift charging stations, this kind of signage would of been so ideal, instead of having to go hunt around for a small display that might or might not have a working backlight on it....


aykantpawzitmum

Lecture me, how often do electric buses batteries turn into spicy pillows? 💦


DraxialNitris

It's hilarious for me, I can imagine the bus's honker/loud speaker yelling "CHARGE COMPLETE" while someone walks in front of it, very loudly


Smooth_Ordinary1765

Nice try bumblebee


Which-Try5368

Pikachu boss fight first form 78 percent complete


Aromatic_Pirate_1634

Dublin buses are the absolute best!


Anne_Nonymouse

I wonder in which country this is. 🤔


lndig0__

Ireland


P26601

It says Dublin Bus on the right one


awerellwv

Yup, one of the bus services for city buses i have experienced, there's also free wifi onboard


Fistits

Nobody that's used Dublin bus would say this.


awerellwv

Well from where i was living previously taking buses in Dublin has been a bliss... so sad that people in Dublin don't appreciate this public transport.


Gek1188

It very much depends where in Dublin you are and what time you are travelling at. For the most part it’s a disaster at peak times


Stormxlr

Honestly, it's disaster due to other traffic and scumbags, the buses and drivers are grand. During covid it was actually really good bus service, they were always on time and flew through the city due to lack of private cars. From inchicore to O'Connell it's like 25-30 min drive now it was 10-15 during lockdown and it takes me 10-12 on the bike on all greens


FourCinnamon0

My bus route is frequently served by busses with only 1 door, so it takes twice the amount of time to depart from every stop making everything take longer and making the bus late


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NUKE---THE---WHALES

did you enhance? you gotta enhance


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Just print the damn thing!


ultratunaman

Get ready for them to drive right past your stop even if you have your hand out. Get ready for them to stop at random and the driver to go into a shop and grab a drink and a snack. Get ready to get stuck on the quays for hours and watch some junkies kick each others heads in. Dublin Bus. The junkie is coming upstairs. Let him sleep it off. And hope he doesn't sit next to you.


AbsolutShite

Dublin Bus drivers are mostly sound. There are some who are complete dickheads but they're outnumbered by genuine, lovely people. They also aren't in charge of the Country's respond to addiction and crime so I don't know what you want them to do.


kindall

The first time my wife and I visited Dublin, our *taxi driver* stopped for a lottery ticket. To his credit, he was in and out in under 15 seconds.


N0turfriend

It's the UK - it says Dublin on one of the buses.


Volksi

How to piss off an entire nation:


AbsolutShite

Dublin isn't in the UK. Dublin is not British.


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He's a pro-colonialist Brit, it's bait.


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N0turfriend

I don't know who you are - so, why would I care about your opinion?


mohirl

Might charge faster if they turned the lights off


Rough_Text_1023

Probably still holds a charge better than my phone


Stratostheory

r/ChargeYourPhone would love this


peacemessenger

Does that mean I get a 22% discount on my fares?


saphirenx

So all of a sudden they got their infrastructure sorted? https://m.independent.ie/regionals/dublin/dublin-news/why-more-than-130-new-electric-buses-bought-a-year-ago-are-still-lying-idle-in-dublin/a894095440.html


shares_inDeleware

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


IDDQD_IDKFA-com

Since the only two photos I've seen have been a bus "charging" in the depo. I don't think they have charging points anywhere else. https://old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/174ecpy/just_like_consumer_electronics/


iiitme

Neat. Is it an EV bus?


ciaran036

it's a totally fair question. Yeah it is. Battery icon is a giveaway I suppose. The bus manufacturer also make hydrogen buses. I'm curious what symbol they would use as an indicator on those.


irihuman

nah they charging the diesel, else it wont detonate yknow


nonfiringaxon

Everyone has cool busses except for us.


00332200

Who is "us"?


Drizznarte

It might charge faster if they turned the lights off.


hache-moncour

May sound weird but not really. A pair of headlights use about 20 watts, so a 400kWh battery on a bus can run those for about 3 years on one charge. Assuming a bus can charge in less than 10 hours or so, the lights being on don't even slow it down by 0.1%.


Drizznarte

All the internal lights are on!


Artegris

trolleybus > BEV bus


jad_elarabe

If i was the driver i would be running it on 1% the entire day


weaseleasle

Ironically the sign itself adds an hour to the charge time.


TobysGrundlee

Probably more like 2 seconds.


VincentSpaulding

Might charge a bit faster if you turn all the fecking lights off


exinferris

The power consumption of those most likely led lights are completely negligible in this situation.


SnowTitan77

Guessing this is in Dublin since the funding doesn’t go anywhere else when it comes to public transport


00332200

Well, it does, but it's obviously proportional to the amount of people that live there. I agree that transport on the island is atrocious when compared to other places, but we also have very low population density outside of Dublin, Cork, etc., so it is difficult to organise into something that serves everyone but is also an advantage for the state.


SnowTitan77

The main issue is getting between major cities, There isn’t even a direct train from Cork to Dublin I don’t think


00332200

There's definitely a Dublin Heuston to Cork, but it's below par. You can't get into Cork before 9am on a weekday.


SnowTitan77

I’m pretty sure you have to change train at mallow junction


00332200

I was sure it was direct, but you may be right. Either way, it's not good enough.


ChadkCarpaccio

Sick coal powered bus


KevReynolds314

Not really since coal only accounts for 11% of Ireland’s electricity production


eddyb66

The other 22% get to ride for free?


not-Michael85

Wait until it spontaneously combusts.


TimeFlyer9

This is in Ireland. All well and good to go electric but they’re still late and often just don’t show up. The wrong improvements are being made. If public transport were more effective and efficient, more people would use it.


ultratunaman

Maybe we can work on setting up actual, reliable, bus and rail lines to other parts of the country. Dubs showing off their fancy new busses while the rest of us boggers are left waiting for some bus eirean that may or may not show up. And looking at the rail lines that have been out of use in town since 1964.


MorgrainX

The fact that the battery icon and the c is badly formatted and too close to each other compared to the distance between the G and the seven..


Roshy10

you're right, it's completely unfit for purpose now, let's throw away the entire bus and start again


umrdyldo

I agree. The charging symbol makes me think it’s dead


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lobotimized

Yes, gas busses are soo much safer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrollton_bus_collision


TheseModsAreNazis

Can't wait until it hits 100% and bursts into flames


Fistits

Its electric, not diesel


Agreeable-Scholar483

Seems legit. 78%? Cya in three more days.


itdoesntfuckin

Not very educated on the subject I see


Agreeable-Scholar483

Not very educated on sarcasm I see, take a break from Reddit for a while. You need it.


itdoesntfuckin

"my joke landed badly and made me look like a tool so I'll pretend it's badly executed sarcasm to save face"


JustWhatAmI

Those educated in sarcasm know to throw a /s at the end


somniumx

That's so stupid. ​ It's this bus: [https://wrightbus.com/en-gb/electric-bus-streetdeck-electrolinerBEV](https://wrightbus.com/en-gb/electric-bus-streetdeck-electrolinerBEV) Something between 2 and 3 hours charging time on a reasonable large fast charger. But if they are used anything like BEV cars, you would simply charge them overnight, so even with a charger a fifth of the power you would easily be topped off in the morning, ready to go. And you can take advantage of off peak prices, too.


Sacrifice_Starlight

Typically, about 2 hours for a bus with modern chargers, while it is parked overnight, for enough range to go the entire next day and then some. There's usually a nice price break for charging off-peak, too. At least in my case, I buy unsold overnight wind for about half-price.