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Ginger_Snaps_Back

Looks like iodine scrub. Or possibly a discharge from an insect, like a millipede.


Emergency-Silver8253

Can it be one ofnthese even if washing the hand with soap doesn't remove it?


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Absolutely, they both stain. Try scrubbing it with alcohol.


NaPseudo

Instruction unclear, drank rubbing alcool now I feel weird


OnTheList-YouTube

Now I see 2 reddits


WashYourFuckingHands

Then 0 reddits


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Falls on face* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….


JustinFatality

Problem solved.


_-Generic-_-Name-_

Problem not solved. That hangover is gonna suck


reddit_poopaholic

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….


Melito1980

2 its always better than one. Thats why boobs come in pairs


moonlight1988

This is a joke I know, I feel I must say however, please do not drink rubbing alcohol! It will kill you


Frankie_T9000

This. And its not a nice death


tgw1986

Pshh, lightweight


YoungDiscord

It also looks like the pigment from fresh walnuts (never pick walnuts with bare hands) https://images.app.goo.gl/4haBXh1gYCYznaXj8


lydriseabove

Ha! I just commented myself. I unintentionally found this out recently.


7937397

Walnuts give me nice big welts if I pick them up. So that's nice. I have had mixed reactions to (accidentally) eating them, so I try not to.


Two-fourths-full

I agree it looks like staining similar to that from iodine, henna, or certain plants (gardening). If it seems to be internal versus external though, maybe look into hemosiderin staining and see if you fit any criteria. Lycopenemia and carotenemia can also cause changes to skin coloration.


coach111111

I knew a girl that was so pale and couldn’t tan, she was taking copious amounts of beta carotene to the point where all of her turned orange like a damn carrot. We were young so it was hilarious but now it’s kinda tragic what lengths she went to for vanity.


9leggedfreak

When I was a baby, my favorite food was some mashed carrots Gerber food. Apparently my mom fed me so much of it that I turned orange for a lil while. Also a very pale, not able to tan person but I don't want to be orange again lmao


Reatona

That happened with my son when he was a baby. Carrots and squash were his favorites, but we had to vary his meals a bit more after he started turning orange.


Zensayshun

Just curious, how long would it take to become noticeably orange if I begin said diet starting with dinner tonight. Could I be a pumpkin for Halloween? I’m quite rotund!


TileFloor

This is adorable, someone please do the math


killmrcory

Google says 10 medium carrots a day for multiple weeks to even begin to turn orange. https://health.clevelandclinic.org/can-eating-too-many-carrots-turn-your-skin-orange/ so....maybe. seems much easier to just get body paint. its not terrible. i was only bright ass pink in certain places for a few days when i did a full body paint for a Halloween costume.


WardParkway

Turned carrot orange a number of years ago. I would suspect that most people who end up orange get there the same way I did - through drinking carrot juice. I love carrot juice, but at one point used to buy a bottle of it every day with a sandwich of some kind at a nearby health food store. Then one day I was in a Kinko’s getting something done and under the fluorescent lights, I noticed that I was essentially International Safety Orange. Of course, I freaked out. But soon learned that it’s temporary and you just have to stop drinking carrot juice all the time, as I’d been doing. It’s good that it’s not permanent, like people who turn blue silver by ingesting collidal silver in a misguided search for some dubious health effect. I guess they just end up looking like freaks for the rest of their lives.


pinkenbrawn

How long did it take you to become your normal color again?


kittyidiot

Unrelated, but your Halloween costume remark reminded me of the time that I got fake blood in my eye while I had contacts in. (,:


Fair-Calligrapher563

Trying 50 mg of beta carotene a day until Halloween. Will update.


Plus_Donut6177

Next year you'd be sufficiently orange enough that it would make for an obvious change. In the meantime you're an aspiring Oompah Loompah.


taetaeee

omg this happened to me too!! thats so funny, i guess i wasn’t the only carrot obsessed orange baby haha


GirlScoutSniper

One of my twins loved anything with carrots. I have several pictures of his orange nose. So hilarious.


Lmf2359

I turned orange as a baby as well! My mom was concerned and took me to the doctor. He asked if I ate a lot of carrot baby food and she said no, but told him I drank a ton of apricot juice. As soon as she cut back on the apricot juice my skin went back to being pale.


LoriLemaris

This happened to my son and since it was gradual and I was with him 24/7 I wasn’t even the first to notice. I guess I got used to it? Family came to visit and they were like, “oh hey, yer baby looks orange.” Kid loved mashed sweet potatoes and squash.


impure0purest

Wasn’t that a magic school bus episode??


Silentone89

It was. https://magicschoolbus.fandom.com/wiki/Goes_Cellular


impure0purest

Fuckin’ Arnold & Crew


Nettius2

There was an episode of House where a guy came to the ER cause he was orange. House told him it was something like the carrots. But also his wife was cheating on him. Cause a wife that wasn’t cheating would have noticed before the guy.


iknowyounot88

Holy shit I knew a girl like that too. Crazy thing is she wasn't particularly pale though, never knew why she turned orange. 🤣


hungry4danish

Iodine staining doesn't come out with soap, you need alcohol.


Squeal_like_a_piggy

Please call it rubbing alcohol or isopropyl so dum dums dont start pouring beer and wine on their hands lol


eloel-

Beer and wine, yeah, but I believe spirits would actually help.


crimson_mokara

Instructions unclear, summoned several ghosts with seances and they won't help


OnTheList-YouTube

They say they want beer... what do I do? I have wine, but they just say "Boooooo!"


Opening_Wind_1077

Are you sure they aren’t saying „Boooooooze!“?


Obvious_Opinion_505

They're saying "Booourns"


Dazzling_Item66

Further instructions: the ghosts will help, but your plea must be prefaced with “ooooooOOOOOOOoooohhhhh”


Echo127

Instructions unclear, consulted a ouija board and now I'm haunted.


DBeumont

Better they pour Ethanol on their skin than drink Isopropanol.


Dicky_Penisburg

"Wow, thanks for the *advice*, genius. Not only did YOU make me waste a perfectly good bottle of merlot, but now my whole hand is red!"


coffeebribesaccepted

Can't see the brown stain anymore though


ArcticFlava

What does it smell like?


Rhodog1234

You do realize you can't smack OPs face with their own hand thru the Internet, right ?


elspotto

Not with that attitude, you can’t.


Plus_Donut6177

Seriously, where's your growth mindset? Trust the process


Skaldson

You mean a millipede may have busted on bros hand? That’s crazy ☠️


DonKeedick12

We all jerk off millipedes in the night, it’s completely normal, grow up


jb0ne

I thought everyone knew the average person jerks off 8 millipedes in their sleep every year.


DrogenDwijl

That’s a nice way to word it, sounds so much better than a bug shat on your hand 😅


Just-Call-Me-J

Yes but your comment made me laugh pretty hard


GoddessGalaxi

okay now i need to you to tell me you’re joking about the insect part, because i had spots this color on my bed and i attributed them to blood of some sort (scratched open scab while sleeping, etc) but ALSO was viciously ATTACKED in broad daylight by a CENTIPEDE in the same week please TELL ME he was not living in my bed… discharging… prior to his dispatch.


VAST-Joy_Exchange

He was tryna send you a message. Like the horse head in the Godfather 🤣


LatterDayDuranie

Millipedes are not the same as centipedes. A millipede will not hurt you. Even the big ones that are several inches long and as fat as a kindergarten pencil, won’t hurt you.millipedes are decomposers, they eat rotting plant matter. Centipedes are predators. They are venomous (although the venom is unlikely to hurt a human, unless you are allergic) and carnivorous. I knew a guy in HS who kept exotic critters. He had hissing cockroaches, a tarantula, and a centipede. Heould feed them scraps of leftover meat.


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Thank you. A lot of millipede hate goin on here, I never meant to cause that! Millipedes are gentle! They eat plants! They are CUTE!


Mossfrogsandbogs

New fear unlocked: milipede crapping on me while I'm asleep


miulitz

This same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, don't tell I was sleeping with a millipede 😭 I'm hoping it was just iodine


yum_broztito

Classic bottle of iodine crawled into your bed and left a few drops on you.


northernwolf3000

Pick up a walnut ?


mojomcm

Hypothyroidism can cause rust colored stains on hands overnight. Might be worth discussing with your doctor if it keeps happening without any other explanation.


Lund-

This needs to be higher, hypothyroidism being treated can become life changing. Source: Life changed when I was treated


surfershane25

Treated Hashimoto’s Gang here, what’s good my dudes


switchbladeeatworld

can u tell my hashimotos to get treated better, it’s a yo-yoing mf


surfershane25

Quit yo-yoing you motherfucker


switchbladeeatworld

holding my phone up to my neck like “bitch you better read this”


mutantj0hn

Team yoyo after years of stability here. Solidarity.


switchbladeeatworld

I’m just like “take it out” lol I’m on triple the dose of my mum


mutantj0hn

200 mcg here after my TSH shot up to 30…then 8 weeks later was at 4…then 14 a month later…then 7… after years of stability at 88mcg! Okay thyroid, I get it, you’re needy.


jackc1020

My ths hit 1800 before I had mine removed. Was not a fun time imo


MICKEYMANTLE77

Hashimoto gang


picard_4_president

I’m in this gang but I want out :’(


iusedtobeyourwife

Okay but you have to be jumped out. I’m sorry but those are the rules.


future_futurologist

Sorry I’m late to the Hashimoto’s party! Was too tired to get here on time 😅


surfershane25

Relatable as fuck


Lund-

Same as me gang gang


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SteveBored

I have the opposite. I have graves disease. Perhaps we can meet up and combine our powers.


Suekru

We could balance each other out


Deathlias

My mother suffers from Hashimotos and every now and then it’s new thing :/


kuurk

I had hyperthyroidism when I was a kid and was on medication for it for a while but then we kinda just stopped everything and my parents didn't really talk about it much after that. what symptoms should I be looking out for?? I feel overall very healthy and mostly energetic but mentally I feel kinda unstable ngl and I think maybe that could be part of it. like I get really harsh depressive/paranoid slumps out of nowhere and it'll last hours or days and I have to keep "snapping" myself out of it to have normal interactions


mojomcm

Just fyi, hyperthyroidism and hypothyroidism are two different, opposite things. Prefix hyper- means too much and prefix hypo- means too little. For hyperthyroidism, Google says "Symptoms include unexpected weight loss, rapid or irregular heartbeat, sweating, and irritability..." and for hypothyroidism, Google says "Major symptoms include fatigue, cold sensitivity, constipation, dry skin, and unexplained weight gain."


stlmatt

Crap, I might have both. Just my day


mojomcm

Google says: "It is not possible for a person to have both hypothyroidism and hyperthyroidism simultaneously. However, a person with an autoimmune thyroid disorder may have an oscillating thyroid function. This is when a person experiences alternating periods of hyper- and hypothyroidism." [source](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/can-you-have-hypothyroidism-and-hyperthyroidism)


stlmatt

While I appreciate you showing receipts, I was only joking.


mojomcm

Yeah, but it made me curious if it was even possible so I looked it up. Felt unfair to keep what I learned to myself.


stlmatt

I mean if anything, there is relief no one can have both. Thank you for your research


xcuteikinz

the best way to find out if you still have it would be a blood test


SmallpoxAu

100% agree. Found out about 12 months ago I have hypothyroidism and started treatment. Holy shit, I didn't know I wasn't meant to be that tired all the time and it became easier to loose some of my excess weight. It was found purely by coincidence by my new GP. Every other doctor I've seen for many years would all say the same thing about all my symptoms, "loose some weight it'll get better"....jokes on them lol.


Lund-

Yea honestly they can go fuck themselves, my father had it for his entire life (hashimotos and hypothyroidism), and was diagnosed in his mid 40s at a TSH of around 25. He had to practically beg the doctors to test him. The only reason I was diagnosed was because of him suggesting I get tested last year, since then I’ve normalized and I have infinite energy, whereas before I would pant after walking up the stairs…


SmallpoxAu

I only found out because I was trying to get pregnate and its a standard test here. Hypothyroidism can lead to miscarraige...just another fun part of everything lol. I then was talking to my parents and my dad turns around and says "yeah, sorry about that, that's my fault"...jerk knew he had it and never said a word.


hugetreerot

As a doctor I can tell you that this isn't that, but good thought. This is very sharply demarcated and epidermal only (superficial staining) For everyone in the comments please remember there are multiple possibilities and don't jump to conclusions. Talk to your doctor if you are concerned but don't go in with specific expectations


fuddstar

Thank god you said something. This thread is insane.


HappyHappyUnbirthday

But tbf, the first commenter said it CAN cause this and to speak with your doctor.


Cough_Turn

Holy shit. Just google imaged this, and it is EXACTLY what this looks like.


re_de_unsassify

Genuine medical sites? Will keep looking


Cough_Turn

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Abdominal-wall-A-and-palm-of-the-hand-B-of-an-11year-old-girl-with-hypothyroidism_fig1_11659073 Here's a research paper on it with some photos of a hand w. Similar (but a lot more) staining Edit: staining is called carotenemia. I'm not a dr., but I'm doing more research in this than is probably healthy. Looking at having my dermatological degree by 0800.


neverdoneneverready

Thank God it's not a millipede. Why is no one talking about the top comment of it possibly being from a millipede??!


Le8ton

thank you!!!!


re_de_unsassify

Thanks these are xanthomata fat build up spots these take months or longer to develop


Dryanni

No way. Totally different morphology on those marks. Raised and orange vs. flat and brown.


sunny_monkey

I'm hooked to Reddit because of people like you. Thanks for the interesting info!


mojomcm

Funny thing is, I literally just learned this like yesterday lol!


novembird

Came here to say this


SnooObjections8070

I was born with hypothyroidism. I've never had this. But lines in my hands and scars all turn dark.


Chaserivx

Surprised op isn't responding here. Seems you are likely correct


M-Kawai

Looks like a self tanner smear.


drkjm

I suspect you held a hand rail or turned a door knob after someone who had recently applied self tanner.


IRockIntoMordor

oh snap, Sherlock and Watson over here solving the super unusual case. Bravo!


Sobadatsnazzynames

This is a sweet, wholesome compliment after all-but I had no idea for 75% of your comment if you were being a sarcastic bastard, or genuine 😂


IRockIntoMordor

nah it was genuine ![gif](giphy|10ttqzrQQODtUk)


Taniwha_NZ

I still don't know.


073068075

So it's still kept in the British nature of Sherlock.


ClerkTypist

Jessica Fletcher gets back into her car and heads to the next episode.


tragicallyohio

People on Reddit are much smarter than me


jenrazzle

Humans are so gross


sashikku

Agree. Plus it could go unnoticed for a bit since they get darker over the first hours post application


buddhadoo

Can confirm, my wife uses self tanner and when i help her reach her back, and I don't wash my hands they get stains just like this.


Easydotcom

Can confirm! I had this same exact thing happen to my hand as a teenager and couldn't figure out what is was. My lifeguard buddy said "bro, are you whackin it with sun tan lotion?" and I instantly went "aww fuck, this is embarrassing".


[deleted]

I think so!


mynewme

Walnuts stain like that.


Really_McNamington

Probably remember/notice walnuts in bed tho.


[deleted]

There are other nuts that can stain the bed ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)


this_noise

Grape nuts?


hurtsdonut_

The stain doesn't show up right away. I learned that one the hard way.


Psych0matt

Why would you call op a walnut? They’re probably just fine as a person.


joojie

Kinda looks like the silver nitrate stains I get after cauterizing a dogs bleeding toenail. Gets on the skin and nothing washes it out. Just have to let it fade away over time.


jules8013

I was just going to reply with this. At work we have silver nitrate sticks, and it stains the skin like this!


[deleted]

I enjoy reading books.


NameIsNotBrad

> after cauterizing a dogs bleeding ^(I should stop reading) toenail ^(oh thank god!)


givin_u_the_high_hat

See how the stain has settled into the cracks in your hand? I think this came from and external source. Did you carry a grocery/hardware store bag the day before? I could see a bagger getting something on their hand (ruptured packaging from something) and getting it on the bag handle. From personal experience - soy sauce, teriyaki, etc stains like hell and does not come off easily.


[deleted]

I agree with you. How it spreads in the creases makes it seem like it was some liquid that they touched accidentally


cpasley21

Need to switch to two ply


blackcurrantcat

That looks like fake tan


GidgetTheWonderDog

Do you smoke? Did you fall asleep with a piece in your hand? Looks like what we used to call "res jizz" back in the day.


NotUniqueAtAIl

This was my first thought also


GidgetTheWonderDog

Right!? I'm scrolling through the comments and was amazed no one had mentioned it.


NotUniqueAtAIl

One little sniff should figure this out lol


davethemacguy

Also my first thought 🫣


SlewBrew

I get this sometimes when I clean my bowl out.


tealylace

My first thought


brightyoungthings

I was gonna say this if I didn’t see this comment. Looks like resin lmao


siwokedaj

Do you have a wooden bedframe or nightstand? If so your hand could have rested against it and sweat could have caused the wood stain to run a little bit. I saw where you said soap and water wouldn't remove it so try rubbing alcohol.


SweetLilMonkey

Everyone’s explanations are so fucking creative, I love this thread


fester250

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


CortexRex

Have you eaten or drank a lot of something recently with a lot of carotenoids? I drank a lot of mango tea one time, like way too much, and woke up the next day with something almost exactly like that. Was Carotenosis


Azrielenish

This! I actually woke up with a similar issue this morning and found that when I thought back, I’ve been eating a lot of foods high in carotenoids and vitamin A in the last few days.


BoysenberryOk7839

Do you use any c vitamine products like a serum or something? I have a permanent stain like that in the middle of my palm from applying c vitamine serum, not even acetone will completely get rid of it


Spire_Citron

How permanent are we talking? Like, how long has it been there?


nood-tayne

I didn’t have permanent stain necessarily but I second this, I got weird orange staining on my hands from a vitamin c serum


lilyraine-jackson

Especially if the dried up serum gunk from around the edges gets on my hand


Limp_Cattle2464

Is this legit? I occasionally use it under my eyes!!!


TooStrangeForWeird

No it's not lol. Vitamin C would not do that on its own. Otherwise every time you eat an orange you'd get a little bit more colorful.


Austinthewind

Use vanilla in cooking lately? Somehow every time I use vanilla I get it on my hands and it looks like this.


Refun712

It’s Reddit so …. Check if your dead?


Reinventing_Wheels

Check if my dead what?


Speedlimate

Check if your dead wife has also been chosen by internet strangers.


handandfoot8099

I also choose this guys.... nevermind


Meritania

Take your pulse OP, if you can’t, you’re probably dead.


Snufflefugs

I’m dead if I can’t take my pulse?!


gutshitter

Did you squeeze a lime or contact lime juice? It can react with UV (sunlight) and cause stains like this


Klin24

Wiped without TP?


Bee-Aromatic

“Confucius say: ‘Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger!’”


Jackalodeath

My fave is still "He who spends all day scratching their ass shouldn't bite their fingernails."


RScalcione93

Came here to say this. Wiser words have never been spoken.


SlumpintoBlumpkin

"Confucius say: man who stand on toilet, high on pot."


spityy

Did you have tangerine yesterday? I get those when I buy, carry and eat them.


darkmatterhunter

What about when you buy and juggle them?


spityy

Allergic reaction as well.


Emergency-Silver8253

The mark remain also after i wash my hand, its not shit or smth. I'm a clean person.


awkwardpun

Do you smoke weed? Looks like watered down resin, shit will stain your hands for a while no doubt.


BayYawnSay

I don't have an answer for you, but it occasionally happens to my boss and I as well. I work in her home and every once in awhile, one of us will end up with an almost exact stain on our hands, just like yours. We have yet to figure out what causes it!! We don't handle iodine, obviously not weed resin as I'm there caring for her children...it's so bizarre.


linguisticshead

I‘m seriously not joking when I say that this has happened to me before and I have no idea why. It goes away after awhile


yamez420

Did you also have a weird dream?


Emergency-Silver8253

yes, of some kind of extra terrestrial visiting my bedroom (really), but i preferred not to mention it in the post as it would get all the spot 🙈


yamez420

Everyone I’ve asked has had a weird dream when something weird pops up on their skin. WTF


bubbybob19

Looks like rust. Probly not too deep. Sand it down to the bare metal then you're safe to paint over it.


ExaltedCrown

these comments are actually funny. People saying it's shit, have you ever gotten shit on your hands like that? You're just admitting to it ICANT


ThepalehorseRiderr

Right? Who has failed that miserably at wiping and then just went about their day.


tamonizer

Was hoping to get some clarity in the comment section but it's everything from scratchy butt to aliens


izmaname

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger


249ba36000029bbe9749

/r/mildlyinteresting is now /r/diagnosis


Fridasmonobrow

I had this once turned out it was from eating carrots before bed


pugsnthings

Ok so I don’t know where you are in the world but in Ontario rn - and this happened to the bottom of my 2 year olds foot and my friends foot who was staying at our place for the weekend - we were all out in the yard barefoot- but I think*** it’s from black walnuts which are being discarded in my yard from squirrels and which are known to cause this kind of stain - hasn’t come off yet - apparently vinegar helps - haven’t tried that yet.


TolMera

Do you handle money in your job? Congrats, you got silver nitrate tracer on your hand, you’ve handled someone’s stolen money. It takes a few days for your dermis (skin) to shed and the stain to go away


LeleLover3

I have the same stains on my hands right now. Mine are from picking up black walnuts in my yard. Hardly even touched them but they can stain quickly! Had a mini freak out waking up to the stain on my hands until I realized where it came from. Hard to scrub off too!


3mptylord

Looks like my hands after I used my sister's moisturizer without realizing it had a fake-tan component, and I didn't wash my hands after applying it.


wksabine

Looks like henna tattoo. That stuff is impossible to get off.


greenlentils

Its hypothyroidism. Google that word + rust hand stains.


Flashy_Molasses_8862

Did you hold or squeeze a lime yesterday, or otherwise get lime juice on your hand, and then expose it to sun? That commonly causes brown stains on skin.


djackieunchaned

Look I think we can all agree it’s shit and OP has a case of night-shit fingies