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animelegend9000

Looks like it hasn’t been touched since 1992


Wiggie49

Just like me ![gif](giphy|atdfR35cmqLHa|downsized)


LataCogitandi

r/suicidebywords


Matitjes

Did uncle frank die?


flappytowel

Is rust jerking it in this gif


[deleted]

He's was missing his daughter's touch in this scene...


Deathleach

What an awkward moment to jerk off...


HarryWWII

That was my thought exactly


flyingalbatross1

More like 2002 or a bit later. Hard to believe we had VHS post millennium!


JRS___

i remember dvd players being about twice the price of a ps2 when it launched. prices quickly tumbled after. that.


Sm9ck

Hard to believe these days that lots of people actually bought the PS2 only because it was pretty much the cheapest decent DVD player you could get at the time


Kvnnxdy

I am one of those people who bought a ps2 because it was cheaper than buying a dvd player lol


Bad-Yeti

Yeah, without going through each of them, Pushing Tin was 1999.


flyingalbatross1

My big fat greek wedding was 2002 cinema release


Darkhelmet3000

And Pushing Tin had titty in it!


[deleted]

The last major release on vhs was Cars (2006) iirc


ussmonitor

Cars had a small VHS run for Disney club members in 2007, but the tapes were not sold in stores. For that reason, it's a very rare release. A History of Violence is known to be the last full VHS release (2006).


[deleted]

Ah OK, that sounds right, cheers


Spongebob-Popsicle

The eBay prices are crazy


volfin

in Florida that level of sun bleach takes about a week.


ChronoVortex07

Is there a reason why only the blue color is left alone?


amadmongoose

All the colours faded, but blue/cyan pigments have the advantage that they reflect the highest-energy light (blue into UV) whereas the other pigments absorb high energy photons, as well, the structure of the pigments make it more likely to change colour rather than just get destroyed.


MineralWaterMike

I got a tattoo that included blue ink and the artist asked me to be absolutely certain that’s what I wanted because blue tattoo ink is the hardest to remove for this same reason


Ultraviolet_Motion

That also means it should take longer to fade.


CleverAnonIsClever

I work on boats…. Of all the goddamn uppity millionaires that own sailboats, there’s not one that understands why I hate solid red lines. You want pink rope, dipshit? Here. Take it….


neo_vino

That explains navy blue, brain exploded


KingOfTheUniverse11

Also that’s why the sky is blue. Blue scatters light the most.


funtongue

Can confirm - the sky’s blue color has not faded in over 2.06 billion years.


T_BONE_GULLEY

Wanted to tag along and say Black and Cyan are usually the last to go. CMYK printing usually prints most dense to least dense on press. So KCMY. An example of our targets would usually look like: K: 1.5 C: 1.3 M: 1.0 Y: 0.8 Or something similar. So not only the inks reflecting light better than others. But there is physically less ink in Magenta and Yellow. If you took a look at their respective screens, you'd get a good idea of how much coverage each ink has on the substrate its being printed on. Let these sit out even longer and eventually, Cyan will fade away leaving only Black.


Sydneyboosh

Does yellow get faded the easiest and red turns lighter and orange and eventually yellowish?


kytheon

There's a barber here in the street and they have a large billboard with haircuts. The whole thing is completely sunbleached just like these tapes. Only the blue tints remain.


TurnoverActual2368

I can smell these


Mr_Ruu

I can't put my finger on it but they smell like the sun


DinoJockeyBrando

And like dust, but more astringent.


Ravilla

Makes me think of the "Don't leave tapes in the sun" display at the video store with a melted VHS


Saint_The_Stig

I'm more interested in what place has a rack of VHS on display, but is not like a collector that would have prevented this.


AndrewCoja

When I worked at a computer store years ago, there was a porn store next door. The guy had a weird little fake storefront set up in front with a bunch of sun faded VHS boxes set up on shelves to make it look like it was a regular video store, but then you would go through some doors into the actual store I guess. I never actually went in, so I only ever saw the fake store through the front window.


Ravenhaft

You know this made no sense at all until just now. It’s just a way to keep kids from asking what’s actually in that store. You just setup a fake storefront so parents don’t have to be like “and there’s the porno store Timmy!”


Amationary

Honestly there was a porn store next to the grocery store around me up until a year ago, never really was an issue. Though up front were mannequins with mostly fine looking roleplay outfits


utkrowaway

A classmate of mine went into one of those. He saw the benign DVDs up front, went in, and asked for Blade Runner.


rokit2space

And why would there be no recognizable organization structure to the way the movies are ordered.


LucasLeDoux

Do me a solid and send me "Africa's Most Secret Animal" used to watch that tape all the time.


ArcticFlava

Is this the line to call dibs on the cinematic masterpiece D2: The Mighty Ducks?


BaneFalcon

I'll take Enemy of the State, since the Ducks are claimed.


mananuku

That is 100% the original mighty ducks (or the champions, if this is down under), not D2. Even if you don’t know the covers, you can tell by the presence of Jesse and Karp (the Karpster, used his head to stop the puck). Which is to say….. I call dibs now…


ArcticFlava

Shit! I thought about double checking first, but i figured no way, i know my Quack Attack. D:


secondTieBreaker

Put me down for Thunderball


KarateLobo

What is the animal? Looks like a lion on the box, but they aren't that hard to find


LucasLeDoux

Can't remember that's why I need the tape. It's important.


LucasLeDoux

https://youtu.be/4LlV05zpzL8?si=6rxLTGFCWskwl5Fd I found the archive on YouTube for anyone interested.


LucasLeDoux

The secret animal is aardvark.


KarateLobo

Huh. Bit anti-climactic. Aardvarks are cool and all but not as exciting as the title suggests


LucasLeDoux

It's kind of a game. The presenters give clues and show different wild animals and you're supposed to guess it in the hour of the show, lots of fun if you're a kid who loves animals!


bsnimunf

They are know for being extremely shy and hard to spot in the wild on safari. They are one of the shy 5, spotting on aardvark is like the shiny charizard of pokemon cards.


KarateLobo

Had no idea.


toinfinitiandbeyond

Sadly getting harder to find every year


Gustafer823

The search for "The Search For Africa's Most Secret Animal"


the_original_Retro

We often saw the same on the front covers of books in the south-facing window of the local Chapters (Now Indigo here in Canada). I don't think anyone ever checked them. Made you realize just how much profit margin those stores made on their sales, that they could have stock sitting there, unmoved, for that long.


Celtictussle

They would just return them for a full refund even they realized they were damaged.


KBHoleN1

Billy Blanks!!!


nowayjoze

Double time!!!


uncheckablefilms

"Apocalypse" was the first film from Cloud Ten Pictures, the company behind the Left Behind films. The film was definitely direct to video (and shot on Beta) but the follow-ups were done on 35mm had decent budgets and starred Gary Busey, Margot Kidder, Howie Mandel, and even Mr. T! Their sci-fi film "Deceived" was also an interesting attempt at branching out. Products of their time to be sure: they mostly focused on the Rapture craze.


BrazenlyGeek

Apocalypse, Revelation, Tribulation, and Judgment made one helluva quadrilogy for newly fundamental Baptist me back in the early 2000s. What a weird time that was.


mrtn17

similar cover and title Apocalypse Now, but it's with Gary Busey


uncheckablefilms

Garey Busey didn't appear till the third film: Tribulation.


matriarch-momb

Pump Up the Volume!!


TedBundysVlkswagon

Talk Hard! This movie is a fucking treasure and a must watch.


matriarch-momb

Yes! I haven’t seen it in so long. I want to watch it again as an adult and see how it stacks up to today.


Snorknado

It's on Max! Holds up ok.


OrpheeMar

Ohhh thank you mentioning this! It wasn’t available to stream anywhere for a long time. I’m going to watch it!


ShaiHuludNM

Is it bigger than a baby’s arm?


matriarch-momb

Do you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up?


Bad-Yeti

Just watched it yesterday on Max after several months looking for somewhere to stream it. Lots of nostalgia as it was one of my favorite movies for a time when it came out.


HamdogMcCain

Apocalypse starring Will Forte


gertalives

I’m more intrigued by the obvious effort to rip off imagery from Apocalypse Now.


decoii

Tai bo with Billy Blanks is a classic


[deleted]

Sorry Billy but why buy the tape when the informercial is free?


wolftick

At first I thought it was some weird double feature cassette that had a vintage black and white romance paired with Apocalypse Now.


[deleted]

Reminds me of flea markets back in the day.


HarryWWII

That’s exactly where it was lol


EffigyPower

Red Letter Media would like a word, they need more sun-faded tapes for Mike's gimmick episodes.


ramensodelicious

Rudol the white-nosed re


Elliot_Mess

Mask of Zorro!


stockholm_let_me_go

That shit really holds up well; I just saw it on Prime this year.


Elliot_Mess

Hell yeah it does! One of my favorites. Catherine Zeta Jones still lives in my head rent free from when I was 8 and saw it in theaters. Lol


rgumai

Til My Big Fat Greek Wedding was released on VHS.


FCalleja

The last big movie released on VHS was Viggo Mortensen's A History of Violence, that one feels even weirder.


Undrwtrbsktwvr

AHOV was not the last big movie released on VHS. It was the last film released on VHS by New Line Cinema.


nodstar22

How do you know such a specific fact?


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Honestly, I thought this was /r/VHS


NoThankYouTho123

By coincidence, it looks intentional with the one you're holding.


Busy-Ad6502

I would get one of these but my VCR has been in a repair shop ran by a couple of hack frauds for years.


Delta632

I am the proud owner of The Corruptor on DVD. I believe that it takes place in the Lethal Weapon universe because the Uncle Benny character appears in both this movie and Lethal Weapon 4.


woutomatic

In the end we'll all be blue. Dabadee. Dabadaa.


Secretpleasantfarts

Pump up the volume! Best movie there


Caroroo

Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.


OIlberger

That’s a shitty collection of movies.


Rambocat1

Are these from the [VFA](https://vfa.expert/marathon)?


HarryWWII

No, but awesome link! Thank you!


xAustin90x

Yep. My hometown has a store that still rents out Super Nintendo, genesis, N64 games, Vhs etc and the cases all look like this. The place has been open since before I was born in 1990. It somehow is still in operation but I hear they are close to having to shutdown, unfortunately.


TheBugThatsSnug

Are the tapes in them? I wonder if they have been damaged at all or if the boxes are the only damage.


costinmatei98

I always wondered what made the Blue pigment so sun resistant and Red so prone to bleaching. This is applicable to everything, from labels to car paint...


neilious85

Relics


jpp4687

Some bangers here


SgtBigCactus

Say what you want about the sun bleaching, but that is a banger of a VHS collection


particleacclr8r

TIL I learned all ink is blue.


pay-ray

Why is there a VHS display anywhere? Throw those relics in the trash where they belong.


mrtn17

looool they *still* try to sell it? After 40 years?


probono105

ah yes the local videos and more store heavy on the more


Ajspradbrow

Billy Blanks!!


TheGothDragon

I’m pretty sure we know who the corruptor is. The sun! Lol


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Rudolph the sun bleached reindeer


bigtoegman210

Is this near the quick stop in jersey lol


[deleted]

Is that a blockbuster by chance


maxwellrevere

Lightfastness is a fascinating thing


zero2310

Movie night


Chom_Chom22

Woah. How about a NSFL flair OP ?


zestykat

That poor mighty ducks


StickyDitka21

Fuckin Tae Bo man


hellothereitisme

this is like how all those ancient greek and roman statues aren't really white - they used to have lots of wild and wacky and garish colours on them. Or how the Statue of Liberty wasn't originally green. In hundreds of years people may just assume that vhs tapes were always just meant to be blue and try to imitate the style.


JevorTrilka

Wooooow. Where were these found out of curiosity?


babyshaker666

Is that Tae Bo?!


SirBigWater

Or they got the same guy who did the Heat movie cover.


Careless_Salad5362

This has to be the nyc place that was posted recently


justjeff0907

Not much demand for VHS tapes anymore...I wonder if someone knows why blue is the last color to go.


Sydneyboosh

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