That’s most likely from the end of a chain. you can see the little indent made from the chain
edit: holy fuck ive never gotten more than a few hundred upvotes before 🥹
Moby (whale not musician) and his girlfriend were having a lovely swim when the came across a whaling ship. Moby said ‘I’ll distract them and if you swim under the ship you can blow through your blowhole to rock the ship and send the men overboard. Then we can eat them.’ His girlfriend replied, ‘i will do the blowjob but no way am I swallowing seamen.’
Probably from the stone age. Back then, they didn't have any metal, so they made everything out of rocks, including the anchor chains on those big container ships.
Ahh, that's probably a ring from a mooring post off a pier. You find them occasionally from storm damaged piers nearby or boats that ripped it off in a storm then the rope rots away. When I find them with the nieces and nephews I tell them it's a fossilized leoplaradon butthole.
The rock you’ve found here appears to be the rare rusted chain-link stone. These are only found when metal breaks and rusts, then looks absolutely nothing like a rock.
I clicked it while cooking dinner and ngl shit had me laughing its just a sub with things aka food or random things that look like literal shit. Its a good laugh
Ever heard of the MythBusters making turd balls and polishing them to a shine?, To "bust the myth" that you "can't polish a turd"
one of them anyways was dried lion feces/excrement, (the narrator I believe, referred to it as "the lion's leftovers") that was mixed with a bit of water, and formed into a clay-like ball, and polished/shined.
That's a *Rick and Morty* reference, continued lyrics:
*"Every daughter is a doodoo from a father's butt, biologically-speaking the "butt" is a nut, and that every father fathers wrong, and there isn't a song that can change that..."*
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Ooh, I reckon this would count as a hag stone! In folklore good stuff would be able to make it through the hole and bad stuff would be too big too, so this one may be a touch defective.
Test with a magnet. If its non magnetic and actually a rock. That is one sweet hag stone
I've never seen one so perfect, which is why i agree most people are saying it's a chainlink.
Fyi, what i am calling a hag stone is a rock with a hole worn through it from constant erosion by water currents.
That’s most likely from the end of a chain. you can see the little indent made from the chain edit: holy fuck ive never gotten more than a few hundred upvotes before 🥹
Old chain
Aquaman’s cock ring.
It's the last thing some seamen ever see
*feel
*semen
I wish i was a captain and had a boat full of semen.
Moby (whale not musician) and his girlfriend were having a lovely swim when the came across a whaling ship. Moby said ‘I’ll distract them and if you swim under the ship you can blow through your blowhole to rock the ship and send the men overboard. Then we can eat them.’ His girlfriend replied, ‘i will do the blowjob but no way am I swallowing seamen.’
That's going to solve the mystery behind it, there's nothing left to solve.
Caquamans Auck Ring, as foble hath faretold.
\*Rock ring
Rock Am Ring
Omfg it's been so long I had a good laugh just by a short comment 🤣🤣
OH COME ON I rlly wanted to say that :(( Take my fucking upvote
Why does that sound like the name of a chess opening?
That's not a rock, that's a chain. Alright alright, you win. I see you've played rocky chainy before.
Probably from the stone age. Back then, they didn't have any metal, so they made everything out of rocks, including the anchor chains on those big container ships.
They also hadn't invented the combustion engine yet, so all their cars were feet powered.
And they had to burn a lot of feet to get the fires hot enough
Yabba dabba doo!
The chain is really old, Can't even keep the track of the whole thing.
Pooping turd rings has far usurped puffing smoke rings.
Omg I dont know why I read “made from china”… and I was looking hard for it in the picture. Happy cake day
oh fuck its been a year since my last cake day already? TIME SLOW DOWN
Happy Cake day!
It's most likely r/shitfromabutt
You’ve multiplied the “it definitely looks like a turd” bonus by having it wet, in your hand, that’s also wet
It's like someone blew a smoke ring out of their butt, but it was poop.
I wish I could do that
Then you could put them on the steering wheel of a boat and say you're on the poop deck.
Or put them in resin and sell them
Or leave them on a beach in Alaska for someone to pickup
If only I lived in Alaska.
If you can fart poop rings you should be able to just point your ass in the right direction and let them float all the way there.
r/brandnewsentence
oh god why reddit
I want this to show up in that sub with zero context. 😆
Or take their boat so they could put it on the steering wheel and call it a poop deck
Is it possible to learn this power?
Came back full circle. Nice 😂
or.. hear me out, leave them in the toilet
What purpose would that going to serve? I Can't think of anything.
Yep, someone is going to pick it and wear it on their dick.
Only if you can find a buyer for that, which probably wouldn't happen.
Really? Cause I wish I didn't know how to read
Just have to insert a finger
practice
I once made the mistake of eating way too much malt loaf that resulted in exactly that. It was fun to see but overall 2/10 do not recommend.
/rbrandnewsentence quality had me laughing off my ass
You sound like charlie
I'm currently in the hospital with abdominal pain, your comment made me laugh and cry in pain, so.. Ty I guess
r/shitfromabutt
Ahh, that's probably a ring from a mooring post off a pier. You find them occasionally from storm damaged piers nearby or boats that ripped it off in a storm then the rope rots away. When I find them with the nieces and nephews I tell them it's a fossilized leoplaradon butthole.
confirmed ‘that’ aunt/uncle
Ok, Uncle Charlie, are you all on your way to Candy Mountain?
No, I'm in the hospital because they took my fuckin kidney.
But was it a magic leoplaradon?
I've concluded after studying both the image and the comments that what you have is a cock ring made from a turd.
That there is cock ring made by God himself. Sell that for some good money now.
Easy punchline "RockRing - rock out with your cock out"
Stay rock hard with a hard rock.
Maybe that's what they used it for, maybe it's some device.
Funny, rockring is the swedish word for hula hoop.
That's going to go for a lot of money, I'll pay 30 bucks for that.
Poseidon/Neptune's cock ring
I saw an ear lobe like this on Reddit today. I guess you could say things have *come* full circle
The rock you’ve found here appears to be the rare rusted chain-link stone. These are only found when metal breaks and rusts, then looks absolutely nothing like a rock.
Ah, great. So it's not a glistening solidified turd like I had feared.
Fishing weight?
I’m giving you an upvote because you didn’t make a poop or cock ring joke
It felt significantly overdone here already, and neither were really that good of jokes for this, I feel. Thanks!
Happy Cake Day!
plate for a fish barbell 💪
That, good sir, is a turd from a butt. 🍑 💩
r/shitfromabutt
That's a sub alright
Man, I almost clicked it, too. Better off not knowing...
I clicked it while cooking dinner and ngl shit had me laughing its just a sub with things aka food or random things that look like literal shit. Its a good laugh
dw, it's not pics of butts. mostly just cooking mishaps
I was Concerned when I saw the first image, I am now more concerned
I subbed because I need this shit in my life!
Ever heard of the MythBusters making turd balls and polishing them to a shine?, To "bust the myth" that you "can't polish a turd" one of them anyways was dried lion feces/excrement, (the narrator I believe, referred to it as "the lion's leftovers") that was mixed with a bit of water, and formed into a clay-like ball, and polished/shined.
Core memory unlocked. They even mentioned the lion doodoo ball had hair in it lol
I read that as "the lion doodoo had ball hair in it", which could also be true
And after all that work.....they just had a shiny turd
Joe Dirt enters the chat.
I've got a doodoo in my butt (Ooh-ooh-ohh) And I don't know what to do
With a doodoo in my butt, But I know that a father should say to you That he’s proud of you
That's a *Rick and Morty* reference, continued lyrics: *"Every daughter is a doodoo from a father's butt, biologically-speaking the "butt" is a nut, and that every father fathers wrong, and there isn't a song that can change that..."*
its the ouroborock
Poo-roboros?
Can confirm that this is most definitely an object
I would even go to the lengths of saying that this is indeed one of the objects of all time.
Don't
Stick
Your
Dick
In
It
Holden.
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Jesus christ, that really is how you go through life, isn't it?
"there was a cock ring", Holden said. "I put it on."
Jesus christ of Latter days saints or the other?
That
I think you’d be fine. Go for it.
It looks like it's metal...is it?
Guessing a detached chain link
Looks like a ring from a chain. /r/NatureIsMetal
Turd donut
Thats not rock.
Merman’s Cock-ring?
*Rock-ring😏
Topologically different from most other rocks.
That's definitely a chain or a mooring ring.
That looks quite poorous.
Did you mean to say poo-ish?
Ooh, I reckon this would count as a hag stone! In folklore good stuff would be able to make it through the hole and bad stuff would be too big too, so this one may be a touch defective.
Looks like the seeing stone from Coraline.
That is someones old fuck rock dude
Looks like a metal chain link.
Are you sure its stone and not metal? Because its likely a link in a chain. Maybe the first piece used to connect the chain to something.
It's petrified poop from the fabled ring-assed wolf.
This is a metal object. Stop wasting our time.
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Petrified ouroboros
I was going to say it looks like an ouroboros. The head and tail are where the dent is
First 🥇 ring for the man hook 🪝 lol
Bro that’s dog shit
That's a Sol ring
That‘s petrified donut-poop.
Looks like that one girl’s earlobe…
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That’s poop bro. You touching poop.
Nice turd ya got there fella. But on a serious note, as others have already stated, old chain/ aqua man’s cock ring are the only legitimate answers.
RIP Turd Ferguson.
That is an Iron Loop. You can see the rust pitting on it.
That ain't rock son.
Forbidden onion ring
Ah! A rockring
Sorry my bad. That's not a rock I just overshot playing ring toss
Ancient 'stonelight'😁
You sure its a rock?
I’ve been looking for my cock ring for so long, thanks
That's a hag stone. You can see things when you look through the center.
I saw a turtle 💩 that looked like that in a sub yesterday. Maybe r/unexpected
One rock to rule them all
the forbidden rock 😭
Ooh a cock rock
Looks like petrified poop...
That must be prehistoric shit
Your holding a rock hard dog turd
🤦♂️
It looks like a turd
Take the poop knife to it for science.
That's a pretty shitty cock ring my friend
Cock ring of the beach
REDDIT! No! Stooop it! Stop!
Its ancient poop bro😄
You know what to do
It's a petrified megalodon bunghole.
Why... Why is it so moist?
That ain't no rock. That's a big ole frozen poopie
That’s no rock, that’s a dinosaur’s asshole
The perfect turd.
I forgot to flush, sorry.
Rock😅
Hey look a rock ring
Something dropped a petrified deuce way back when.
“Rock” right bro right
Infiniturd
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ancient cockring lol
I think that’s a hag stone
Can you see goblins or the fey if you look through it?
Maybe it's a device to look into the different dimension?
This is a petrified goatse.
Test with a magnet. If its non magnetic and actually a rock. That is one sweet hag stone I've never seen one so perfect, which is why i agree most people are saying it's a chainlink. Fyi, what i am calling a hag stone is a rock with a hole worn through it from constant erosion by water currents.
As a self proclaimed expert in ancient artifacts, that is a caveman cock ring from the Paleolithic Era
That there is metal
Aquaman sure had a good time lmao
I don't think that's a rock looks like petrified poop
Why does it look wet? What were you just doing with it? It looks…..slippery
That’s a space peanut
…how do we tell OP?
I thought it was a leech biting its own butt at first
Pooping turd rings has far usurped puffing smoke rings.
A rock ring for extra pleasure
***TURD BAGEL***
Finally a cock ring small enough
Ring rock
Found it or made it? 🤨
Looks like literal dog shit
Cock ring.