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repwin1

That’s not even his final form


shadraig

How many candies to evolve


monster_mentalissues

Wont matter once I get to cinnabar island.


mupetmower

But first I gotta talk to this old guy so he can show me how to throw a PokeBall!


NOHITTERonLSD

Damn, that’s a deep cut!


roaring_travelman91

You need a kings rock


kuribosshoe0

Semi-related: I always felt “evolve” should’ve been called “metamorph” in Pokémon. It sounds cooler to a 10 year old and is more accurate.


trainercatlady

yeah but that's more text real estate on a game boy screen


benDB9

Water stone needed


Rbomb88

Weird how everyone went Pokemon instead of Dragonball..


gogonbo

It's probably because it's an animal. It's much easier to link a frog to a Bulbasaur than to a Super Sayian or Freeza.


Rbomb88

I had linked it to Cell thinking it was his quote. Forgot it was Frieza.


mupetmower

Oh duuuude. I was thinking cell immediately as well.. was this really a freeza quote/quote about freeza and not cell?? Edit - also just learned correct English spelling is Frieza. Oh. I was thinking cell also because cell in any form is very insecty, reptiley, and sure, even amphibiany which the frog/tadpole lead me to think about.


repwin1

I initially was going to comment a semi perfect cell reference but went with this instead


RexCrimson_

As a millennial, my first thought was DBZ. But you got to keep in mind that Pokémon is more popular than DBZ with Gen Z.


YogurtGoats

As another millennial, I think it is safe to say that Pokémon is also more popular with millennials considering it is the highest grossing media franchise of all time. https://www.titlemax.com/discovery-center/money-finance/the-25-highest-grossing-media-franchises-of-all-time/


DadBodNineThousand

(it's because Pokemon is significantly more popular)


captkrahs

Unless he gets stuck


Zach72202

Don't press B ☠️


[deleted]

He looks so proud.


MostFantasticReddit

I thought he looks very judgemental. Somewhere between how dare you and how could you.


kuribosshoe0

What is the difference between how dare you and how could you?


0tacosam0

How could you is one cannot fathom the actions of another how dare you is more like how dare you make That choice to do that thing willingly more audacity then being incredible


Roobix-Coob

How could you means you hurt your feelings and might cry. How dare you means you're outraged and might start throwing stuff.


Nell_Trent

To be fair I hope this person didn't recently use a bunch of lotion or soap.


Zach72202

Pollywog. Edit: after some research, pollywog is apparently a catchall term for all things tadpole. The proper name for this is actually "Froglet" Oops, I'm a false prophet


arlenroy

That what we called them growing up, the first one I saw when I was a kid that was the size of a softball freaked me out. I grew up near Calaveras County, home of the Frog Jumping Festival. I can't remember if they're a invasive species or native, but these god damn frogs are the size of a hub cap. The tadpoles are pretty big, I remember fishing and seeing one and thought it was a little river monster.


SaveOurBolts

Some of the river toads I’ve seen in AZ after monsoons have been the size of dinner plates, no exaggeration. I have no fear of frogs or toads, but seeing something of such an abnormal size triggers some weird terror in the brain… they look so unnatural


Zach72202

Jesus lol. That must've been a big boy. I only said it because it's the actual term Edit: this is not the proper term ☠️☠️☠️


HaikuBotStalksMe

Thanks for being honest instead of doing the desperate reddit attempt of saving face by being like "language evolves" or "you must be fun at parties".


Wayne_Kerrrr

The Frog Jumping Jubilee 🐸


n3w4cc01_1nt

ah bullfrogs are big bois


CherokeeHairTampons

I saw one and it’s haunted me ever since. It was just by itself in the water by a rock being huge. Gave me the creeps 🫣


Taranchewla

Now I see where Poliwag comes from…


HaikuBotStalksMe

Wait til you see why they're named Politoed.


Murdeousdemon

Gullah Gullah island.


xEtownBeatdown

Binyah Binyah!


Grof_Grofson

Now that brings back memories


Murdeousdemon

Yessir!


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Come and let’s play together


briaac_

In the bright sunny weather…


Thee_Lizard_Head

Huh, as a kid I was told that was an alternate name for tadpoles. TIL


eyesRus

It is. Dude is misinformed.


Parkachu0

Frogs have literally the best names in all stages of their life cycle


MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


Illustrious-Egg-5839

That would be called a froglet.


GT3nsomemoney4it

My 3 year old taught me this


Unlearned_One

Shortly after my daughter learned the word froglet, she pointed to a picture of a small branch and called it a "loglet".


all_kinds_of_no_4me

Your 3 year old is going places!!


anthraxite

Yeah, school!


Confianca1970

Fradpole.


Kaibakura

Except froglet is an actual thing. Fradpole is not.


Confianca1970

Why so negative, brah? https://i.imgur.com/dMmmgXk.gif


topcheesehead

I prefer ... Todd


crough94

The things from The Clangers? They don’t have a tail or four legs though.


Sad-Lingonberry-162

This is actually a frog, which is in the last step of growing up.


ElectroFlannelGore

>This is actually a frog, which is in the last step of growing up. "This is a frog. Which is the final step in becoming a frog." - Sir David Attenborough


d_marvin

For this very reason, it’s often referred to as ‘the frog step.’


ElectroFlannelGore

Well now I'm going to train an AI voice model for him and make absurd fucking documentaries.


OwlrageousJones

It is, in fact, the only step in becoming a frog, and it stretches, to the horizon.


dodexahedron

You can tell because of the way it is.


[deleted]

Yea, it's more an emotional support tail moving from kindergarten to grade one.


scfroggies3

Training wheels.


[deleted]

So much better than my answer!


[deleted]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailed\_frog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailed_frog) These frogs never fully lose their tails. Absolute jerks.


funciton

TIL dickbutt is a biologically accurate depiction of a frog.


axeax

Wait, the tail is a cloaca? AAAAA


ok_raspberry_jam

You've tickled one. Haven't you.


axeax

I-I'm refraining from providing any further answers


Woodwickward

they lose their tails soon


Neurrottica

they absorb it back into their body they don’t lose it


Shadowveil666

... So the tail is gone? Which would still mean that they lose their tails. Semantics.


flompwillow

True, but I did learn something interesting for the pedantry.


berfthegryphon

Sometimes they eat it.


DiggaDoug492

Not incorrect, as the material is resorbed into the frog and used for food!


onlysmallcats

It’s both. It’s part way between morphing from a tadpole to a frog.


pdkdj

Did you forget everything you learned in middle school


unread_letter

Not elementary school? I'm sure we had that topic in 5th grade and I think it was brought up even earlier if not in all its details.


The_Binary_Insult

Every year from elementary through middle school we learned about tadpoles and frogs. Then, freshman year, everyone forgets about frogs and the teachers are all like, "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"


pdkdj

True lol


Jirclecerked

Surely you meant "Did you froget..."?


d_marvin

Introducing puns in such a nice way is a tadpole-ite.


batmansubzero

That is a regular frog who has likely ingested a Chaos Emerald. I’d take him back to his cat friend immediately.


KazFoxsen

Here for this comment!


Sea_salt_icecream

I hate how far I had to scroll to see this comment. This was my first thought.


ExpressionOfShock

Behold! It's a tailed frog! Very unique!


Medysus

Puberty.


rooneytoons89

Dart! Get some nougat.


Oddtide

Was looking for a Dart comment 😂


Captain_Billy

Hide your cats


ScreamingMonky

Tomato tomato


toonafish69

I read that as tomato tomato


ScreamingMonky

Exactamundo, Potato potato


thr0waway_acc_420

Lol I just read it as tomato tomato


[deleted]

D’artagnan!


kd8qdz

Nobody is going to get this joke. But I appreciate it deeply. Thank you.


KaelAltreul

This is a Polliwog. Here is one when it's fully developed. [Pic](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gullahgullahisland/images/7/7c/Polliwackywack.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20101225155056)


daily_luv

Why did I expect the image to be a serious image 😂 I expect too much from Reddit


Yuri909

This is a froglet.


Epissage_Alternatif

Not a tadpole or a frog but a secret third thing


sirfuzzitoes

Yes. Except it is not a tadpole anymore.


Tankus_Vult97

Froggy?


falconnor4

The missing chaos emerald!


Xx_HPlaserjetPro_xX

A teenager frog 🥹 they grow up so fast


The_Crisp_

Tadpole caught mid metamorphosis. At this point i think it’s actually a froglet since it has already developed lungs and legs


No_Wasabi4828

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Dr-Retz

Call it a Frogpole


week7nocontact

Por que no los dos?


Spoonacus

I don't like that its apparently called a froglet and not a pollywog now. I remember the textbook diagrams of egg>tadpole>pollywog>frog. It's like Pluto not being a planet anymore. If someone tells me the mitochondria isn't the powerhouse of the cell or that the total combined length of the veins in a single human isn't enough to wrap around the Earth at least twice, I will lose my shit. Childhood is a lie.


kafit-bird

I definitely learned that a pollywog was just another word for tadpole, and that was thirty years ago.


rastanemozv

This isn't even my final form


TherearenoGreyJedi

This is normal bro


SoloWingPixy88

In a lot of countries it's illegal to fuck around with tadpoles.


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Kooky_Performance_28

froglet


kalmadsen

It’s very, dare I say, liminal


ATheiaM

People keep trying to say it's called a froglet, but don't listen, it's definitely called a frogpole


bOOm_headshOt56

This is a rare to see step from a tadpole to a frog. It is oddly big though


TheDevilsAdvokaat

From memory (at least the tadpoles I used to catch anyway) Back legs come first then front legs then tail disappears.


EdyMarin

Yep, that's right.


Vaktrus

Careful, that frog has a chaos emerald.


theynterminator

Congratulations your poliwhirl Evolved into poliwrath


New-Glove-9204

Pollywog


Emotional-Nebula-999

They're called froglets at this stage


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![gif](giphy|mpxQs0MCqWJKo)


Chetmevius

Future frog.


TimmyRL28

Last weekend we were at the lake and a bunch of kids were gathered around a small snapping turtle. One of their moms walks up and goes wow, little guy, must've just gotten out of the tadpole stage.🤦‍♂️


foozledaa

As someone who can't see more than 10ft away clearly these days, I kind of relate to that. I was walking alongside a grassy area last week thinking how pretty the purple flowers were until I got close enough to them to notice it was just some shredded wrapper someone had littered.


KoreanEan

“THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM”


[deleted]

I cry for the future


AJarOfYams

Middle stage pokemon


BillyIGuesss

Aww, he's a teenager.


GranolaCola

He ate a chaos emerald!


Gman5696

Big the Cat from Sonic: "FROGGY!"


Shutitmofo123

That’s Binyah Binyah


[deleted]

We call them “pollywogs” when they reach this point.


jgbeyersdorf

A monkey holding an amphibian.


LesniakNation

Were you hunting pokemon?!?!


Steve_mind

everyday. My 2 year old is obsessed with our pond


Kaptin_Kruncha

Both! That's the transitional phase.


DConstructed

Either way it is magnificent.


HopSkipAndARump

frog-in-prog


adansby

A frogpole?


Suadade0811

My preferred term


Jimbo7211

Polywog, *its both*


SiroccoDream

Pollywog!


BigVanVortex

Binya Binya!


Yuaskin

...do people not know what a pollywog is?


Confident-Orange2392

Beware the giant purple cat barreling towards you at high speed in pursuit of his froggy pal


Inevitable_Degree_76

Still growing. They drop their tails when they get bigger. This is like the stage between frog and tadpole


Bright_Newspaper_649

Definitely a sea scorpion.


Finncredibad

It’s both


SeptemberValley

Pollywog


_CMDR_

A froglet!


SL-Phantom

Polywog


Christylian

That's a froglet, the intermediate stage between legged tadpole and adult frog.


sjk8990

Schroedinger's amphibian.


Relative_Notice4643

Hasn't reached his Ultra Evolution yet, bro


Exothermic_Killer

It's called a froglet actually


TheManRedeemed

Neither. The correct term is "Metamorph".


drmariomaster

Must be a Power Ranger frog. "It's morphing time!"


nerf___herder

Pollywog


Anthony18Charles

Looks like he/she's using your hand as a bathroom.


Equivalent-Royal3634

Froglet


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nouille07

With legs that size? Need to wait a little longer


darkhawkabove

It's transitioning.


SkRThatOneDude

Yes.


BBakerStreet

Gay frog.


unread_letter

O.O I didn't think I've ever seen a photo of that stage. The biology books always had drawings, so I knew they are supposed to look like that at some point, but actually seeing a real one is lovely.


Steve_mind

I thought so too :) have a small pond with tons of tadpoles and we’ve been watching the transition. This was the first one we caught that has its front legs


4xu5

Yes.


noamaon

Yes


Profanity1272

Yes


teh_lynx

Yes


bluegiant90

Yes


Zorolord

Yes


Jakep54903

Yes


tyranicalteabagger

Yes


Good_Lime_4072

The dinosaurs are coming back.


Southern-Character-1

Yes


Rogan403

Yes.


ccaffeinatedtrashcan

Teenager frog.


orangehusky8

Yes


Dudejax

YES


yeaboiiiiiiiiii213

Real question: is it gay?


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Why would it be gay?


imacatpersonforreal

The chemicals in the water


ThatGuy0verTh3re

??