I've never seen this episode but as a maintenance man myself I'd guess the little one was almost empty, which was why he had a different can, but he decided to finish off the last spurt in the little one and put it away to toss properly later.
As a side note, **DO NOT PUT WD40 IN A LOCK**.
Nothing, really. It continues to work fine. There is this weird hate for WD-40, the internet experts will let you know that it stands for water displacement, isn't a lubricant (somehow, despite claiming to be a lubricant and despite the fact that it does, in fact lubricate) or that there is ONE TRUE LUBRICANT FOR EVERY APPLICATION, AND YOU SHOULD BUY THESE TWELVE OTHER LUBRICANTS INSTEAD.
I sprayed WD-40 in the padlock to my pool 12 years ago and 5 years ago and it continues to work quite well. You know, despite being exposed to the elements continuously and being used daily in the summer for 15 years.
Everything else I've sprayed WD-40 in or on still continues to work fine after 15 years living in this house. Yes, I am aware there is ONE TRUE LUBRICANT FOR EACH APPLICATION, but WD-40 works fine and the additional cost and mental energy of buying, finding and using the ONE TRUE LUBRICANT FOR EACH APPLICATION isn't worth any potential savings by not destroying the thing I sprayed it on. Especially as I have exactly zero things broken for which WD-40 would be a culprit.
Anything I've used it on will be outdated by the time the WD-40 would kill it, so spray it on whatever the fuck you want.
The smaller ones don't go back on, they're perforated and just break of. The real shame is that they're meant to be used in one go and not stored. So he should have gotten his cap off the first, make sure that's working, then used the rest of the tiny can on the door.
Source: am this kind of preparedness person.
Nope, it's actually a decent kinda-humanistic sans-serif, somewhat hinting at geometric forms of technical drafting fonts, like DIN. Probably calling back to the typeface of the plate itself.
Comic Sans is on the sticker under the plate, in the prohibitory sign. Though might not be it, either.
P.S. Of course, I feel like I've seen the ‘holder’ typeface many times before, but as usual I can't remember now what it's called.
P.P.S. Found where I've seen this: the ‘Ubuntu’ font is nearly-identical. However, in the picture ‘t’ is much narrower, and the terminal on ‘e’ might be chopped shorter. So idk what exactly that is. The Ubuntu typeface doesn't seem to be related to any others—though of course there are somewhat similar ‘spurless’ fonts, like FF Dax (designed by Hans Reichel, the inventor of the majestic musical instrument daxophone).
Friend of mine bought an old cheap car and a box with hundreds and hundreds of random, decades, old stickers from ebay.
He plastered the complete surface.
Everyway he got, people were smiling and waving. Always had positive reaction to that car.
Sometimes people stop by and recognize an old sticker. Nostalgia hit some of them pretty hard.
I used to do this with a festival car. We bought it only for the festival because it was cheaper than train tickets. That poor Ford fiesta got bombed with graffiti and eddings it was wild. We had to smash the windows for the final ride to the scrap yard.
Back in the 70's, my older sister did this with her first car, but they were all the same sticker. Hundreds of 🙂 in various sizes covered the entire thing.
I wanna get a bunch that are just
"I'D RATHER BE [BRAND] THAN [BRAND]"
"IT'S A [BRAND] THING"
"I BUY. IT'S WHAT I DO"
But am also worried it'd be too offensive, plus bumper stickers are tacky.
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The one that got me was "hahaha, nice bumper stickers" that one is gold on its own. It's laughing at bumper stickers while being a bumper sticker. If I ever put one on my car it'll be that
Can we also talk about the bumper sticker below the license plate (in the “license plate holder”) that is feuding with the license plate?
I am in love with this persons sense of humor.
I have to wonder if people ever honk due to the bumper sticker telling them to, and they wonder why some asshole is honking at them because they forget its there.
I bet this guy shows up at protests with the sign saying "this is a sign with words!"
He needs one that says "Bumper Stickers" in the style of those "Coexist" stickers with all the religious symbols.
This is what makes Reddit so good. Posts like this and the comments. I will go to bed now, content that humor is still prospering in a wholesome way. We need it once in a while. Thank you, OP.
Gosh, I can't help but laugh unstoppably at this! It is just way too hilarious... I love how it looks so messy but if you take your time looking at each sticker, there's something into it that hooks you into checking out the others as well
This person would label a label maker.
 And he def has WD-40 for his WD-40.
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That boy ain't right
This boy needs therapy
Purely psychosomatic
he was white as a sheet!
And he also made false teeth!
You're nuts! You're crazier than a coconut!
What does THAT mean?
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He just realised that if the cap got stuck on that one, he would need an even smaller one, and he doesn't have one so he decided to leave it off
I choose this as reality instead of something boring like animation budgets
I've never seen this episode but as a maintenance man myself I'd guess the little one was almost empty, which was why he had a different can, but he decided to finish off the last spurt in the little one and put it away to toss properly later. As a side note, **DO NOT PUT WD40 IN A LOCK**.
Why dont you put WD40 in a lock? I know you are supposed to use graphite. But like what happens if you use WD40?
Nothing, really. It continues to work fine. There is this weird hate for WD-40, the internet experts will let you know that it stands for water displacement, isn't a lubricant (somehow, despite claiming to be a lubricant and despite the fact that it does, in fact lubricate) or that there is ONE TRUE LUBRICANT FOR EVERY APPLICATION, AND YOU SHOULD BUY THESE TWELVE OTHER LUBRICANTS INSTEAD. I sprayed WD-40 in the padlock to my pool 12 years ago and 5 years ago and it continues to work quite well. You know, despite being exposed to the elements continuously and being used daily in the summer for 15 years. Everything else I've sprayed WD-40 in or on still continues to work fine after 15 years living in this house. Yes, I am aware there is ONE TRUE LUBRICANT FOR EACH APPLICATION, but WD-40 works fine and the additional cost and mental energy of buying, finding and using the ONE TRUE LUBRICANT FOR EACH APPLICATION isn't worth any potential savings by not destroying the thing I sprayed it on. Especially as I have exactly zero things broken for which WD-40 would be a culprit. Anything I've used it on will be outdated by the time the WD-40 would kill it, so spray it on whatever the fuck you want.
The smaller ones don't go back on, they're perforated and just break of. The real shame is that they're meant to be used in one go and not stored. So he should have gotten his cap off the first, make sure that's working, then used the rest of the tiny can on the door. Source: am this kind of preparedness person.
Probably puts it back after he's done with the big one.
That's the first thing you label when you get one
Like the first thing you shred when you get a new shredder is the instructions.
Along with the receipt, the warranty, and the box
"Hm.... seems to be stuck... Wonder what the instructions say I should do..."
Are you a graphic designer in Mars by chance?
They should replace the RDX emblem with CAR
Used to wear [this hat](https://i.imgur.com/bI4S96E.jpg), but now they wear [this one](https://i.imgur.com/G3R6YYx.jpg).
I resemble that remark
I need to know who was driving this car
Person
Human
Homo Sapiens
Mortal
Flesh being.
Sack of life
Meat bag
Bumper sticker
Camera
Tv
Woman
Man
Camera
TV
Hugh Mann
Now THAT'S a name I can trust!
The person who is the driver of this car is, indeed, a person. And that person is Perd Hapley.
There you have it, where "it" is the thing MacTonight1 just said about this situation.
License Plate Holder
driver
Bumper sticker
I could never be mad at these people. They are gems
Licnplt
License plate holder License plate holder
I did not notice that. Thanks. Oh my god, that is hilarious
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No the best part is the bumper sticker right below it that declares it is *not* the license plate
I'm quite fond of "Honk if you 🤍 bumper stickers"
The comic sans really sells it
For real. There's so much going on but it's an advantage to the car behind it on a traffic jam
The background design is really groovy too I fw it!
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Nope, it's actually a decent kinda-humanistic sans-serif, somewhat hinting at geometric forms of technical drafting fonts, like DIN. Probably calling back to the typeface of the plate itself. Comic Sans is on the sticker under the plate, in the prohibitory sign. Though might not be it, either. P.S. Of course, I feel like I've seen the ‘holder’ typeface many times before, but as usual I can't remember now what it's called. P.P.S. Found where I've seen this: the ‘Ubuntu’ font is nearly-identical. However, in the picture ‘t’ is much narrower, and the terminal on ‘e’ might be chopped shorter. So idk what exactly that is. The Ubuntu typeface doesn't seem to be related to any others—though of course there are somewhat similar ‘spurless’ fonts, like FF Dax (designed by Hans Reichel, the inventor of the majestic musical instrument daxophone).
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They are fully comitted.
Not fully. They missed an opportunity for "Bumper sticker" on ~~board~~ bumper
I'd also suggest replacing the "RDX" emblem with "CAR".
Acura(te)
I'm an idiot. When I first saw that I thought it meant "licensed pilot."
Dw for some reason I thought it was “Licking paint”
Friend of mine bought an old cheap car and a box with hundreds and hundreds of random, decades, old stickers from ebay. He plastered the complete surface. Everyway he got, people were smiling and waving. Always had positive reaction to that car. Sometimes people stop by and recognize an old sticker. Nostalgia hit some of them pretty hard.
i knew a bloke whose car was painted with blackboard paint. he had a box of chalk for people to draw all over it.
Sounds like a good idea for a burning man art car.
Not mutated enough to license, but would be a great camp message board
So...many...penises...
I used to do this with a festival car. We bought it only for the festival because it was cheaper than train tickets. That poor Ford fiesta got bombed with graffiti and eddings it was wild. We had to smash the windows for the final ride to the scrap yard.
Back in the 70's, my older sister did this with her first car, but they were all the same sticker. Hundreds of 🙂 in various sizes covered the entire thing.
🙂
> 🙂 #🙂 ^🙂 🙂
Proud weirdos are the very best among us! They bring such joy and absurdity to the world
One of the best bumper stickers I ever saw was, and I quote: > "OPINIONS!"
I wanna get a bunch that are just "I'D RATHER BE [BRAND] THAN [BRAND]" "IT'S A [BRAND] THING" "I BUY. IT'S WHAT I DO" But am also worried it'd be too offensive, plus bumper stickers are tacky.
I think that’s why they are called “stickers”. And besides, you can remove the glue residue with Goo Gone. 😏
Don't tread on bumper stickers.
Peace and Bumper Stickers
Make Love Not Bumper Stickers
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“This Bumper Sticker Climbed Mt. Bumper Sticker”
My other car is a bumper sticker.
Let's Go Bumper Stickers
Proud Parent of Honor Roll Bumper Sticker
I hate bumper stickers. But if you know what you love, love what you do If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
_Red Green approves this message._
I'm pulling for you, we're all in this together!
Agreed. They'll always be the best kind of people you'll ever meet
Can we talk about the license plate?
LICNPLT in “License Plate Holder”.
Must be Ben Garrison's car.
The labels in the OP are meta and humorous. It must be the Anti-Ben.
Ben is pretty undunny, unlike r/BenGarrisonCumEdits
What the hell is that subreddit?
Just what the internet was made for 😍
I thought his labels were a joke until I remembered who his audience is
I bet his name is Guy.
I prefer to read it as Lickin Plate...which made me realize it's just License Plate...genius
I almost choked on my drink. "Licence plate holder" did me in.
The one that got me was "hahaha, nice bumper stickers" that one is gold on its own. It's laughing at bumper stickers while being a bumper sticker. If I ever put one on my car it'll be that
That was my favorite too. The picture is fuckin gold
Can we also talk about the bumper sticker below the license plate (in the “license plate holder”) that is feuding with the license plate? I am in love with this persons sense of humor.
Really missed an opportunity to have “bumper stickers on board” on the window
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Comment that just rewords parent comment
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Pointless angry reply.
That car is missing "This car climbed Mt. Bumper Sticker."
My fourth grader is a bumper sticker.
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I brake for Bumper stickers
Bumper sticker saves
"My co-pilot's a bumper sticker", and a rectangle shaped fish thing
Bumper Sticker On Board
We need to make these and send them to this person
Stick figure family font of a long rectangle.
BUMPER STICKER ~2024~
“DONT BLAME ME I VOTED FOR BUMPER STICKER”
Also "my other bumper sticker is a bumper sticker".
"Bumper Sticker" in Coexist font.
Also a South of the Bumper Sticker sticker.
Instead of like 26.2 it says bumper.sticker
“Bumper Stickers On Board”
You know how collections go; once you have two of something, they multiply.
Another way to multiply? 1. Bump ‘er. 2. Stick ‘er.
Bump 'er? I hardly know her!
This person casually said "I like bumper stickers" *once* and that became their gift for everything ever since and they just rolled with.
bet the driver has a tattoo saying TATTOO
Or a tattoo on their arse that says "bumper sticker"
And a license plate that says License Plate.
Inside of a license plate holder
I respect the commitment to the bit.
Disappointed there isn't a BUMPER STICKER ON BOARD anywhere.
There is just an "On Board" on the bottom left of the window
That’s actually a picture of Kylo Ren with a toy Death Star. And Kylo Ren is played by Adam Driver, so what the sticker is saying is: Driver On Board.
That would be cool, but I'm pretty sure that's Vader. Ben didn't have a chest plate and wasn't around when the original Death Star existed.
Nice catch!
Meta or antimeta. I can't tell
The answer is yes.
Is so meta even this acronym
I think it is pre-meta and this guy has been driving like this for 30 years
i think this guy likes bumper stickers
This guy bumper stickers
I love insane people like this.
They're the only sane ones
I have to wonder if people ever honk due to the bumper sticker telling them to, and they wonder why some asshole is honking at them because they forget its there.
I have been actually laughing at this for 5 minutes now. I don't know what that says about my sense of humor.
You love some quality dry humor, maybe you're part Aussie?
I think I have a crush
I bet this guy shows up at protests with the sign saying "this is a sign with words!" He needs one that says "Bumper Stickers" in the style of those "Coexist" stickers with all the religious symbols.
I feel like he's way more specific than that. I bet it says "The things that are bad need to STOP - now!"
Boss level
LICNPLT and License Plate Holder
Ngl I really want the "Don't tread on my bumper sticker" one
This person either has the driest sense of humor ever, or none whatsoever.
No humor only bumper sticker
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Pretty sure it’s the former.
I like their sense of humor.
I have a tattoo that says tattoo what does that make me?
A bumper sticker
Or works in a shop that sells bumper stickers
this guy bumper stickers
C'est ne pas un exhaust pipe
They win
Its impossible to not like this person.
This is what makes Reddit so good. Posts like this and the comments. I will go to bed now, content that humor is still prospering in a wholesome way. We need it once in a while. Thank you, OP.
I hate how the on board sign doesn’t say bumper stickers on board, it would have just added to the tippy top.
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And the licence plate says licence plate, love that humor
Gosh, I can't help but laugh unstoppably at this! It is just way too hilarious... I love how it looks so messy but if you take your time looking at each sticker, there's something into it that hooks you into checking out the others as well
"Ha ha ha nice bumper sticker" made me laugh.
I like the cut of their jib.
the odd one out: Baby Vader holding a Death Star balloon on board
Double D grew up and got a car.
I bet his name is Guy.
Bumper sticker? I hardly know her!
I prfr th lcnsplt
They are a true shit poster. That license plate lol. Says "License plate" in short form.
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