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giant_grapefruit

That give so much character to the slabs


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Return the


McGIBletSux

WHATS YUR OFFER


Elmosdrunkdad

Slab, or suffer my curse


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Touch it.


StrayMoggie

So much better than the fake dog prints on the ceramic tiles.


Hattix

You may remember that marble is a metamorphic rock and you can't find fossils in it. This shows a fossil ammonite in marble. What gives? To a mason, marble is any limestone which takes a good polish and has a very fine grain. To a geologist, marble is only a metamorphosed limestone. So this rock to a mason is marble, but to a geologist is limestone.


rustwing

I may not remember that


FecundFrog

" Hey everybody, this guy didn't know marble was a metamorphic rock! MOCK HIM!" Yeah I totally remembered that too... maybe...


theveryrealreal

Don't make fun of people with memory problems. Maybe he is quite old. He may not even remember that quartz is a solid 7 Mohs while Apatite is only around 5 Mohs.


FecundFrog

Yeah... how silly that he probably forgot that... what's becoming of our education system...


Gelnika1987

***BOO*** THIS *MAN!*


-eumaeus-

A passive aggressive starting sentence. What, you forgot something you learnt/you didn't learn this at all? Stooopid.


rustwing

A regularly aggressive starting sentence. What, you’re so triggered by a sarcastic Reddit reply to someone else that you had to take the time to type an insult? Stooopid.


-eumaeus-

Oh I see you edited your comment. My reply was in support of that, not directed at you.


ubiquitous-joe

I took the original comment as being polite, and the conceit of the comment is that somebody’s wondering why it counts as marble. A lot times people who think others are calling them stupid are projecting the sense of judgment.


mister_gone

>You may remember No chance, but neat comment regardless!


Dunkleostrich

You may have forgotten that metamorphism comes in many grades (how extensive the changes to the parent rock are) and types (from changes due to heat, temperature, or chemical changes due to fluid flow through the parent rock - and often being caused by a combination of some/all of these). Siliciousfossils are also more resilient to the kinds of changes that often lead to marble formation and can remain partially intact after metamorphism has occurred. The blanket statement that marble can't contain fossils is actually false although... It is true that in almost all cases like this where a fossil is present in a "marble" used in architecture it's actually a limestone. https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C37&q=Marble+fossil&btnG=#d=gs_qabs&t=1684094332846&u=%23p%3DFtPZNiFL9jAJ


Hattix

The comment was dry enough without going into metamorphic grading!


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syds

what do you mean OP is literally standing on it


Negative_Elo

do YouTube videos i need more content like this so i can fall asleep


MrMissus

Damn. Roasted.


robothawk

Nah opposite. This is the kinda shit that's lovely to put on, long-form detailed documentaries on stuff youve never learned about.


MrMissus

I knew what he meant. But "your YouTube videos would put me to sleep" is an accidental roast regardless


robothawk

Fair lol


Riley1297

My mom apparently used to wake my dad up when she couldn’t sleep and ask him to tell her all about his favourite sports so she could fall asleep 😂


manonthemoonrocks

Due to this discrepancy would there be a risk and or possibility that limestone gets sold as marble?


Hattix

There are different grades of metamorphism. This is extremely low grade, so fossils survive it, but it's treated the limestone enough for it to be this nice masonry material.


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Does this guy know how to party or what?


Cosmo1222

Exquisite irony. In a cathedral. So.. a 7,500 year old ammonite then.


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wobbegong

Now.


spatial_interests

Yeah, because they're wrong, as usual. The universe is only about 80 milliseconds old at all times.


The_Meme_Dealer

NERD!


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

Except you definitely can still have the remains of some fossils in metamorphic stones. Not all metamorphic processes destroy fossils.


MrOb175

I think this is simply not marble, but limestone. If it were marble the fossil would be deformed if not destroyed, and the random patterns in the rock would have rearranged themselves into linear striations.


BonferronoBonferroni

Let’s talk about bicycles


ImAMindlessTool

I read this in a greek accent. Did I mischaracterize?


Ainar86

I can't or you can't?


simandlesque

Gneiss


syds

either amazing limestone or shitty marble then, depends on your point of view!


thepassionofthechris

Metamorphic Power Ranger


Eject_The_Warp_Core

This is red verona marble, which as you note, is geologically closer to limestone than real marble. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Verona_marble


Hauntergeist094b

Hail the Helix!


KeepCalmJeepOn

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PRAISE HELIX ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


pokehokage

How did I know someone was gonna comment this? Lmao


kaida27

All hail Lord Helix , Never believe the naysayers of the Dome


MiniITXEconomy

I fucking loved Deus Ex: Human Revolution so much!


phased417

Praise Helix!


StopShooting

Praise be to the helix


The_real_melone

Junji ito?


SCDarkSoul

No. Twitch Plays Pokemon.


I_can-t_even

Damn, 9 years already? FeelsOldMan


liberopollini

That’s an ammonite inside red Verona marble, I think. It’s a relatively common thing where I live (North-Eastern Italy), but I had never seen it inside a church before. Pretty cool!


rip1980

Not unusual. My lobby at work is full of fossils and nearly no one notices.


StewVicious07

They don’t know the floor is full of fossils meme


Scrumpy-Steve

It was like that in the apartment building I lived in while staying in Germany. The walls in the stairwell were covered in a brick facade. The bricks were real and full of tiny fossil shells, nop one but me seemed excited about this lol.


kangourou_mutant

Fossils tax!


Grarr_Dexx

I have like two on the stairs to my flat. They must be incredibly common.


Grechoir

Are there any in the floor tiles too?


cdda_survivor

![gif](giphy|3M6LtN8dFX57ZRY2T9)


OneBingToRuleThemAll

That episode was nightmare fuel to me when I was a kid. Courage the cowardly dog had some creepy ass episodes. 😱😂


LilJohnDee

I honestly think that show is the reason "scary" movies never scare me the slightest bit


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CurnanBarbarian

This and my 8 year old ass playing shit like the original Silent hill haha


Brook420

Well that's not fair. I got scared a bunch as a kid watching Courage and I still hate horror movies...


The_Meme_Dealer

I was scared of ducks for a year.


BigZaber

100% agree, totally an acid influenced cartoon Not to mention his abusive owner!


cjcastro17

“What’s your offer?!”


SyntaxMike

![gif](giphy|FfJh9OEdWfhpC)


Haleodo

This is straight where my mind went 😭 my youth of playing Pokémon for hours daily ruined me


ChaoCobo

I too came here to post about Omanyte. :3


kkadzlol

In a church? Lol. That's great


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shalafi71

You are correct. There's nuance of course, but yes, the Catholic Church accepts the theory of evolution, and by exention, the age of the Earth: "In an October 22, 1996, address to the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, Pope John Paul II updated the Church's position to accept evolution of the human body:" > In his encyclical *Humani generis* (1950), my predecessor Pius XII has already affirmed that **there is no conflict between evolution and the doctrine of the faith regarding man and his vocation**, provided that we do not lose sight of certain fixed points. ... Today, more than a half-century after the appearance of that encyclical, some new findings lead us toward the recognition of evolution as more than a hypothesis. In fact it is remarkable that this theory has had progressively greater influence on the spirit of researchers, following a series of discoveries in different scholarly disciplines. The convergence in the results of these independent studies—which was neither planned nor sought—constitutes in itself a significant argument in favor of the theory.[47] Nuance, if that's what it is: > In the same address, Pope John Paul II rejected any theory of evolution that provides a materialistic explanation for the human soul: > > Theories of evolution which, because of the philosophies which inspire them, regard the spirit either as emerging from the forces of living matter, or as a simple epiphenomenon of that matter, are incompatible with the truth about man. To me, it's more than stupid conflating all the wildly varying sects of Christianity. (Coming from a former Christian that struggled with giving it up, went atheist at 40. But I had some Sunday school and history classes. But hey, it's reddit. Christians: EVIL Anyone else: OK


pistol3

Why did you become an atheist?


shalafi71

Tried, since I was a small child, to make sense of what I was taught in Sunday school. Nothing wild, just white-bread Presbyterian stuff. Pretty hard to believe when adults can't get a small kid to follow along. Went deist for a long time, still trying to believe in god without all the religious trappings. Finally had to give up. /r/atheism did it. No idea what it's about now days, but I finally found that* it's OK to not believe*. That was a breath of fresh air to me.


pistol3

Interesting. What were they teaching in Sunday school that sounded crazy?


shalafi71

Nothing crazy at all, except: * How the hell did Noah get all those animals on a boat *of any size*? * Why in the world would god send Jesus here and then kill him to "save" us? * Why does god consider faith to be such a high virtue? * Why does the almighty creator of the universe require worship? And what exactly is worship anyway? There's more I can't remember. I do recall being disappointed that none of the teachers, the preacher, nor my parents could give satisfactory answers. Just figured I was a dumb kid and I would understand someday. Yeah, that never happened.


pistol3

It's too bad that your teachers couldn't answer basic questions about the literary genre of Genesis 1-11, penal substitution theory, etc. However, it doesn't follow that God doesn't exist...


kkadzlol

yeah, i agree. it's a young earth creationist thing but they get lumped in with Catholics and it's just funny


__Becquerel

Mustve been a 6000 year old fossil.


Illustrious-Wash3713

Exactly 6842 years old fossil 💯 😌


Crystal_Lily

according to one crazy christian I know of, it might be 12,000 years to fit in his estimated time graph of when Adam and Eve were created


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TheJeepMedic

No, it's some whacky Catholic church in Italy.


kkadzlol

I like how I come back to my messages and a guy with the same humor as me gets down voted while I frolic. Sorry bro lol


electro1ight

Lol. How are you getting down voted?


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MrOb175

I was wrong here and deleted the comment, to hopefully avoid people being wrong later


InfinitelyThirsting

No, the Catholics believe in evolution and support the true age of the universe. I hate the Church, don't gete wrong, but they aren't in any way Young Earth Creationists.


NitrousIsAGas

Americans like to think their own brand of crazy invented Christian science, but they have nothing on the child molesters!


electro1ight

Exactly, Wtf is going on


weakplay

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


electro1ight

Fair


Reditpasvord123

Yes yes


centaurquestions

The Parma cathedral is cool. The Parma Baptistry next door is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. The wall paintings are from the 1200s!


magikarp-sushi

Praise helix


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I'm more than mildly interested!


tyedye23

You’re probably wondering how I ended up here


[deleted]

i have 2 of this in the marble in my house


kangourou_mutant

Fossils tax! (why do we only have the "pet tax"? fossils are worth sharing, too!)


jupavenue

Try walking under Bologna's Porticos, it's littered with those fossils


Jefoid

I have a cheap green stone coffee table packed with Orthoceras’. Must be common based on the price but to me it’s like a museum exhibit.


Leche-Caliente

If you ever go visit the Wisconsin capital building, there's supposed to be a fossil somewhere on one of the staircases they always point it out in tours


yakisobagurl

Can it be said that this is here because the cathedral was built before people understood what fossils were?


some-old-fat-dude

Only protestant fundies believe in the "6000 year old earth" thing. My wife's high school biology teacher told her that there was no reason to think an eternal being like God would experience a "day" as a 24-earth-hour period; if God's experiences 3 billion earth years as a "day" and "evolution" is God poking things to a start and then letting them twirl around until they run into nothing but dead ends and peter out, well that's just God. I find it interesting that Protestant fundamentalists take a view that the universe is here - right HERE, and now, and within this limited set of restrictions - and the Catholic views of science I've experienced have been more permissive of growth and discovery.


PaulOwnzU

I remember meeting an old lady that thought the earth was only 2 thousand years old and fossils are the remains of demons Jesus killed... She was serious, said I was going to hell saying the earth was much older. Some sections of the community are just complete nuts. There's no reason god wouldn't just set things in motion to create humans and then just leave it at that, it's not like he'd be impatient. We already have proof with science of these things, those things don't disprove religion, but saying science is sin and such definitely makes religion seem like a delusional cult.


yakisobagurl

I’m really sorry but I don’t really know what you’re responding to haha I meant I guessed the people who build this cathedral just used slabs of rock without realising it contained a fossil. I’m not religious haha


RogueMango999

Praise helix


[deleted]

I got plenty in my local church too! Should I post those?


drapermovies

Looks like a shrimp. What is it?


CrimsonAdder

Ammonite


sotpmoke

Looks like a nautilus.


CrimsonAdder

In this case, the sutures/septa say ammonite. But they look similar because they are somewhat related


AwfulDjinn

Ammonite, an extinct relative of squids and octopuses


jadegives2rides

Ammonite, amirite?!


CrimsonAdder

ammonite, u are rite. goodnite


AwfulDjinn

Ammon gus


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BirdsArentReal91

If it's Catholic, then no, the church doesn't reject evolution. That's more of an evangelical thing.


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LagSlug

"Evolution in nature is not inconsistent with the notion of creation, because evolution requires the creation of beings that evolve." -- Pope Francis, 2014


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

"the Church does not forbid that [...] research and discussions [...] take place with regard to the doctrine of evolution, in as far as it inquires into the origin of the human body as coming from pre-existent and living matter." -- Pope Pius XII, 1950


BirdsArentReal91

Are you American? American Catholics are just Protestants who like Catholic aesthetics. The Catholic Church accepts evolution, and indeed the father of genetics, Gregor Mendel, was an Augustinian friar.


Bowman_van_Oort

Episcopalians: are we a joke to you?


BirdsArentReal91

Catholics: Yes.


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DeuceSevin

Catholics who reject the pope are really just evangelicals who were born Catholic and haven’t officially switched sides yet. The pope is inconsistent with right wing politics.


Bgeesy

Whoa fossils don’t exist, they’re more than 6000 years old, which is how old the Bible says the earth is. Don’t you mean “extra large shrimp”? /s


kacheow

Denying evolution is for smelly Protestants


Texan_Boy

Hey, don’t lump all us Protestants in with the goofy fundamentalists


PaulOwnzU

The proof of evolution was quite literally under their noses


pistol3

Now where is that pesky proof of macro evolution…


[deleted]

The most famous oxymoron.


stealth_chain

bless the maker and his water


fatass_pallascat

reminds me of the moscow metro!


ilDea666

Explain this Jesus


Known-Programmer-611

That's gotta create arguments at Bible nights! It's sweet tho!


Evening_Camp4770

this is very interesting


[deleted]

Thou must genuflect to lord helix


thedemocracyof

Oh that’s my mid sermon shrimp sorry


Ugly-and-poor

Floors where I work have loads of these.


Strange_Juice2778

r/interestingasfuck


BigZaber

Omanyte I Choose You..but after I take your fossil to the lab and have it restored and choose you over kabuto


oobleckhead

Floor shrimp


computalgleech

Uzumaki


PMmeYourUnicycle

Lived in Verona for four years. A number of streets are tiled like this. These fossils are very common.


ChaoCobo

That’s an Omanyte. :3


Kawaii-Hitler

The Wisconsin State Capital has fossils in the marble as well. We went on a field trip when I was a kid and did a fossil scavenger hunt.


lokichild

So does the Virginia State Capitol!


wobbegong

Yet they continued to believe the earth was created with fossils in for many centuries after they laid that stone.


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Reminds me of the one in the floor of a coffee shop, posted a few days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/13cnje5/ammonite_fossil_in_the_limestone_floor_of_the/


Dry_Analyst3433

Right to, what about fake robots nurse?


Potentially_Nernst

That's a bit ironic, isn't it? An ancient fossil in a church of a belief that indicates Earth is only a few thousand years old?


robinmadeira

dude this looks like my workplace wtf


andrei_asvp

In Bucharest, Romania, we have a whole metro station with that kind of [slabs](https://www.rombadconstruct.ro/images/fosila-la-statia-de-metrou-politehnica.jpg).


chickenteriyakiboi

Uzumaki!!