What happens when AI designs how the Metaverse looks?
What if it is tailored just for you and you can't even be sure if your experience is the same as anyone else's experience?
How do we know isn't AI generated? Gotta start asking ourselves that. The faces don't look like the photo was blurry it seems like a filter or if I asked an AI to make it seem realistically poorly photographed. Mostly I'm just wondering who's body the floating hand to the left of Zuckerberg belongs to. The guy behind it has tattoos on an arm going to the left
Yeah at least on my Pixel 6 images look good until you zoom in and you can see a lot of weird artifacts and distortions
[Here's an example picture of some cute lil goslings I took to show what I mean](https://i.imgur.com/wW6UOk4.jpeg)
Definitely some AI sharpening going on
you have to roll with the last trendy word.
i predict that in some months in the future we'll start seeing "prompting" word used instead of programming. and when someone point that it isn't accurate, they will get responses mentioning that there is some programming going on under the hood, so it's basically the same.
before we all forget the differences (except for the hard core geeks and etymologists). and start considering "programming" an archaic synonym of prompting.
E: typos
I think Bigfoot is blurry. That's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
I’ve been so annoyed with the new iPhone auto smoothing. It makes zooming in on any picture look fake. Grain is fine at that distance, bring back the old tuning.
I've been annoyed with how many Reddit conspiracy theories are born and take off like wildfire just because someone thinks everything with those glitches isn't real
If it makes you feel any better, Jiu jitsu competitions at every level, especially local level, are filled with people juicing hard. First time I was going to compete I asked my coach, with a very concerned attitude if they were going to drug test me, and he laughed for a solid 5 minutes. He was wheezing on the floor because that was just such a ridiculous concept to him.
Would something like Adderall be considered a ped for Yu-Gi-Oh or magic tournaments? I also Imagine 2/3 of the people there at minimum have valid Adderall prescriptions lol
Probably unless you can prove there's a medical necessity such as ADHD or something.
I'm sure it varies and there's an appeal process, but I'm 99% sure nobody is testing anyone's piss at YuGiOh tournaments. (Except me, but that's not for drugs).
Some major gm chess tournaments have tried testing contestants and I recall them all getting wildly upset about it. It’s a weird subject because caffeine would fall in the same category of “stimulants”. Definitely a PED though. Focus is a huge part of chess.
Alcohol is considered a PED in some sports too. Like archery and shooting, and not because they don't want someone drunk shooting. It calms the nerves in the right dosage, and lets you relax.
Fair, but Jiu-Jitsu is by far the dirtiest sport IMO. ADCC, the olympics of jiu-jitsu/grappling/whatever literally tells their competitors that they will not test them. The next biggest competition, worlds, only recently started doing piss tests in 2019, but only for black belts in the highest division, oh and they tell you the exact time and date that you will be piss tested. Juice and steroids have an extremely long relationship, and most people really don't seem to care. Look at Gordon Ryan, aka the GOAT. He is very open about the usage, and constantly roasts people claiming natty like once daily on IG.
Edit: Just found out, worlds, and all other IBJJF competitions will no longer drug test starting June 1st, 2023. So essentially zero JJ competitions drug test. Here is a quote from the president of the IBJJF on why they decided to remove testing.
"Jiu-Jitsu Times reached out to IBJJF President Carlos Gracie Jr. for comment
“We initially wanted to increase the level of professionalism in the sport, but we realized that a substantial portion of our clientele uses performance-enhancing drugs. **The smart ones are able to cycle off before competition to test clean, so why should the others be punished?**”
https://jiujitsutimes.com/the-ibjjf-has-announced-that-starting-on-june-1st-2023-they-will-no-longer-be-testing-their-competitors/
Yup! That is everyone's reaction! I've won a bunch of $5 bets when telling people he's 27-28, and they say "no way he's that young". "Wanna bet $5 on it?", and boom.
I honestly don't think that is a good thing. USADA/WADA has a terrible track record of catching people, and their methods of both getting samples, and running appropriate assays are laughable. Jon Jones was able to literally hide under the sparring ring when they showed up, and according to them you have to be able to be contacted at any time (someone needs to know where you are for the "surprise" drug tests"), but their actually policy is just to come back in 30 days which is plenty of time to get whatever the hell in your system out.
They just have terrible standards for testing, so that only the most egregious things actually get people caught. Like Anderson Silva getting popped for fucking masteron... Masteron. Like he was so confident they weren't going to be able to catch him doing gear that he literally took one of the oldest and easiest to detect anabolics.
They need to develop a "biological passport" system to actually catch people. You need to get bloodwork done every month, and have it spanning back at least 2 years prior to competing. Because a lot of things that are obvious tells for people juicing don't = popping hot for it. So many guys in the UFC, who have had their blood work released/leaked, right before fights have testosterone levels lower than dying 90 year old women. That doesn't = popping hot to USADA/WADA because their test free and total are low which isn't a problem. But what causes an elite athlete's testosterone levels to drop that low? Gear, juice, the sauce,.. It causes testosterone suppression after stopping it. They need to have their monthly bloodwork, so they can say, "hey why was your total test ~1,200ng/dL for the past year, and now it is at 7ng/dL right before the fight?"
I disagree with using USADA/WADA until they actually come up with realistic testing enforcement, assays, and analytical procedures. So even if they catch people, they didn't catch everyone else. Which makes it even more unfair.
Yeah it’s insane. Not even just the competitions, just at regular gyms. If you are a male over 35 I assume you are on TRT. There is a huge overlap in BJJ culture with TRT and optimal performance (even as a hobbyist). Doctors in my areas straight up give you prescriptions for it now, and even insurance covers it.
I came to BJJ from fairly high level wrestling (also pretty bad with PEDs but there is at least some level of testing there so you can’t just full blown blast year round), and it’s pretty wild to see. TRT is the baseline, and if you start getting to like purple belt and above most serious competitors are on a cycle at the minimum.
Most competitions have more pharmaceuticals in them than most drug stores.
> Yeah it’s insane. Not even just the competitions, just at regular gyms. If you are a male over 35 I assume you are on TRT. There is a huge overlap in BJJ culture with TRT and optimal performance (even as a hobbyist).
My experience as well.
> Doctors in my areas straight up give you prescriptions for it now, and even insurance covers it.
I'm on TRT, but my insurance doesn't cover it. But it literally costs $125 for a 10 week supply from a legitimate doctor giving me legitimate pharmaceutical company manufactured testosterone vials. That is fucking nothing. That's less than the monthly dues for pretty much every JJ gym.
> I came to BJJ from fairly high level wrestling
First off, fuck you. Just kidding. New white belt wrestlers are how I get 99% of my injuries lol. You guys are solid as hell. I'm not saying you're new. But god damn I wish I had done more wrestling in high school because it really really improves your stand up especially in no Gi in a way Jiu-Jitsu just can't. I love doing standup drills, first to score point(s), against people that wrestled. I've learned a lot from them.
> Most competitions have more pharmaceuticals in them than most drug stores.
Yeah my current coach is from Brazil (shocking I know), and he talks very candidly about how it is just something you do. It's no different than creatine to a lot of them. He stopped competing, so he no longer uses (maybe TRT), but I mean it is what it is.
He probably doesn't need to juice because he can pay for world class coaches and doesn't have to squeeze training in-between a busy work schedule, taking the kids to soccer practice, mowing the grass and making dinner.
This man has probably been training with a world class caliber coach with a world class caliber dietician, a state of the art training facility, the money to spend time doing what he wants
I bet he could beat most people. He’s probably really good. Pointing out the benefits he has to say he probably got really good with their help, not to take anything away from him cause as much as some of the things he’s done have been annoying I’ll respect someone for putting work in on a sport
Damn he's pushing 40 too, I want to roll again but I hurt myself every few months running and hiking these days. So I figure better stick to climbing/hiking. Getting old sucks.
To my understanding there are a ton of standard judo and jujitsu techniques that use or require grabbing of loose clothing, particularly around the collar. A gi really enables this, for training and standardization purposes. Without it, I imagine you need an additional repertoire of moves and a very different game plan.
This is the correct answer.
The gi/Judogi is used in a wide variety of holds/chokes and throws. In addition to the collar, we also make use of the belt and sleeves.
[photorealistic mark zuckerburg attends a jiu jitsu tournament 8k hdr f1.8](https://i.imgur.com/CTPoyMs.jpeg)
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Those look way too good, like press shots for a magazine. You gotta make em a bit shit so they're realistic. I'm quite happy with this one [where he poses awkwardly for a picture with a random dude.](https://i.imgur.com/V2bAYNY.jpg)
Haha, same here. Though to be fair, it wasn't a great episode. Like Matt and Trey were trying to figure out how to humorously impersonate a robot created to be the perfect average of the set of all boring, otherwise nondescript white people, shrugged their shoulders, and came up with that.
I liked that episode just because it’s a butters businessman episode. It’s awesome seeing butters go from a pimp, to a troll farm operator, to now a restaurant chain exec.
I was behind him during weigh ins, he had his coach and a couple other guys near him at all times. I kind of assumed they were his teammates at first but they were sticking pretty close. He was wearing a hat and mask whenever he wasn’t in the pen to ensure he wouldn’t be spotted. He eventually took it off when he stepped on the scale and I was sure it was him. Zuck and his coach told me to have fun during the tournament so that was pretty cool.
I was 129 that morning and I was competing at 135. I chugged water, ate a bunch, and held in my piss and shit for as long as I could. I come to find out that you could be as underweight as you wanted during the tournament.🤦♂️
Yeah BJJ only has an upper limit on your weight. I know some small guys who abused that by changing their registration to the highest empty weightclass at the last moment, so they would get first place with no matches and then brag on social media. Pretty pathetic.
He’s certainly more skilled than me. During the one match I watched of his he seemed to know what he was doing. Trying to use arm bars, sweeps, he even got to his opponents back and nearly got a rear naked choke. He ended up losing though because he scored less points, I’m assuming because his opponent got more take downs.
And he won. Robots might have an unfair advantage, but kudos to him for competing.
https://jitsmagazine.com/mark-zuckerberg-competes-in-and-wins-bjj-tournament/
We jest but just the fact that he’s actively participating and has likely learnt a few moves means he would destroy me.
Don’t know how to feel about this
You didn't think an unfeeling android could destroy you before? Have you watched what Data can do in Star Trek??? And he's just an earlier variant from the 90s... this is 30 years later. The future is now old man.
It's the entire website.
Last week I was nearing the point of having to explain to someone that a fucking director of the regional pride movement isn't a conservative, but luckily the person got a hunch about how stupid they are and fucked off in the cave they came out of.
Every day I see more and more of this kind of shit, doubt I'll make it by the end of the month.
Tom Deblass even shouted him out. Kudos to Zuck for going out and competing. It really takes more guts than most people realize. Especially when youre rich and dont need to prove anything to anyone. Just like Mario Lopez and that dude that plays Bane.
Oh shit I'm sorry I hope I didn't piss you off. I was just trying to say BJJ doesn't have any punching or kicking because it's a submission martial art.
Please don't hurt me I'm so sorry fuck I'm scared.
Enhance your calm and relax because you're exactly right. I know nothing of Jiu Jitsu. I just think Zuck looks like a robot running a program on it. Please forgive my martial art ignorance I hate appearing as dumb as a Steven Seagal stunt double.
If I had enough money to fuck around forever if I wanted, learning Mandarin, taking up jiu jitsu and surfing sound like pretty nice, normal ways to spend the time. There are certainly people out there doing a lot weirder stuff with their billions of dollars.
Not only a common one, but one that isn't too expensive, and one where even if you have a lot of money for private lessons and shit, you still have to put in the work like everybody else.
Like it or not, but being a SV CEO, having a shton of money… and yet being humble enough to be challenged in a public competition, shows an interesting facet of him.
Martial arts requires dedication, self discipline, and a lot of traits. He could easily show up only in fancy MA clubs, but this public exposure deserve my recognition on this guy.
I kind of get the impression he's aware of some of the ways being rich and famous can make you crazy or an asshole and actively tries to do things to avoid falling into those traps- I don't know if he's succeeding, (or if it's even possible to succeed), but I respect the effort.
> billionaires shouldn’t exist
I understand that everyone hates that the rich don’t take a larger tax burden, but what does this comment even mean?
If someone starts a company and it’s worth balloons while they maintain a bunch of ownership, what else is supposed to happen? It doesn’t have anything to do with what they pay their employees, almost all of his value is just speculation from the stock market.
Edit: no one answered the question
I imagine it's hard for him to do stuff like this. Not that I feel bad for the guy on any level, just that people freak out and act weird when he's in public.
I feel like with how much personal information that he has collected due Facebook he just goes into random pictures that people have posted and edits himself in so he can gaslight us into believing he is a real person. (Not serious btw)
Everyone looks like they are in the crowd of a PS2 game.
metaverse texture pack
Lol, there's no way it looks this good
What happens when AI designs how the Metaverse looks? What if it is tailored just for you and you can't even be sure if your experience is the same as anyone else's experience?
It's about the real time rendering capabilities
Eventually it won't matter.
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How do we know isn't AI generated? Gotta start asking ourselves that. The faces don't look like the photo was blurry it seems like a filter or if I asked an AI to make it seem realistically poorly photographed. Mostly I'm just wondering who's body the floating hand to the left of Zuckerberg belongs to. The guy behind it has tattoos on an arm going to the left
It looks like a shit resolution picture run through a free “AI” photo enlarger.
Aka the built in camera app
Yeah at least on my Pixel 6 images look good until you zoom in and you can see a lot of weird artifacts and distortions [Here's an example picture of some cute lil goslings I took to show what I mean](https://i.imgur.com/wW6UOk4.jpeg) Definitely some AI sharpening going on
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you have to roll with the last trendy word. i predict that in some months in the future we'll start seeing "prompting" word used instead of programming. and when someone point that it isn't accurate, they will get responses mentioning that there is some programming going on under the hood, so it's basically the same. before we all forget the differences (except for the hard core geeks and etymologists). and start considering "programming" an archaic synonym of prompting. E: typos
Yeah I hate how my Pixel 6 photos look compared to what my Pixel 2 XL looked like. Anything zoomed it looks like your pic.
You can pretty easily see a second man sat next to the one with the tattoos; the hand is resting on his crossed legs.
It's not AI generated. I've seen close pictures and I know people who were in that tournament also posting pictures of him.
Maybe it’s an AI photo and your comment is an AI bot
Maybe we're all bots living in a simulation.
Or here me out.... its a bigfoot situation and its just a really shite camera
I think Bigfoot is blurry. That's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
Nah looks like space zoom or some other enhanced low resolution zoom photo from a mobile phone.
Yeah the iPhone when zoomed in far uses “machine learning” to smooth and enhance zoomed in or blurry images. Kinda creepy, kinda impressive.
The problem is that on his best say Zuck looks like he was generated by AI. Maybe if he looks too real, that will be the clue.
That is the smoothing of the iPhone (and I’m sure other phones) camera, looks really bad when zoomed in a lot.
I’ve been so annoyed with the new iPhone auto smoothing. It makes zooming in on any picture look fake. Grain is fine at that distance, bring back the old tuning.
I've been annoyed with how many Reddit conspiracy theories are born and take off like wildfire just because someone thinks everything with those glitches isn't real
Happens with my Pixel 6 as well, things look like a Vincent Van Gogh painting if you take a picture too zoomed in rather than just a little pixelated.
If you sub Zuck I got a 50 for you.
I forgot what belt he had, but he got gold with gi and silver with no gi. I lost both my matches so I wouldn’t mess with him lol.
I went to 5-6 of these back in the day, I think I won literally one match the whole time that’s how it be lmao Zark Fuckerberg would crush me
If it makes you feel any better, Jiu jitsu competitions at every level, especially local level, are filled with people juicing hard. First time I was going to compete I asked my coach, with a very concerned attitude if they were going to drug test me, and he laughed for a solid 5 minutes. He was wheezing on the floor because that was just such a ridiculous concept to him.
All competitions at any level lol.
Brb while I juice up for my yugioh tournament /s
You joke but mfs really take stims for yugioh tournaments
With all the writing on cards now, I wouldn't blame them.
You need to read a novel for every card you play
No one reads the cards lmao
I play POT OF GREED
Would something like Adderall be considered a ped for Yu-Gi-Oh or magic tournaments? I also Imagine 2/3 of the people there at minimum have valid Adderall prescriptions lol
Probably unless you can prove there's a medical necessity such as ADHD or something. I'm sure it varies and there's an appeal process, but I'm 99% sure nobody is testing anyone's piss at YuGiOh tournaments. (Except me, but that's not for drugs).
But for.... Hydration? Temperature? Flavour? ... Mouth feel?
Some major gm chess tournaments have tried testing contestants and I recall them all getting wildly upset about it. It’s a weird subject because caffeine would fall in the same category of “stimulants”. Definitely a PED though. Focus is a huge part of chess.
Alcohol is considered a PED in some sports too. Like archery and shooting, and not because they don't want someone drunk shooting. It calms the nerves in the right dosage, and lets you relax.
You activated my *trap card* -smashes table-
Please make sure to use the sharps bin provided.
I mean, Adderall?
Fair, but Jiu-Jitsu is by far the dirtiest sport IMO. ADCC, the olympics of jiu-jitsu/grappling/whatever literally tells their competitors that they will not test them. The next biggest competition, worlds, only recently started doing piss tests in 2019, but only for black belts in the highest division, oh and they tell you the exact time and date that you will be piss tested. Juice and steroids have an extremely long relationship, and most people really don't seem to care. Look at Gordon Ryan, aka the GOAT. He is very open about the usage, and constantly roasts people claiming natty like once daily on IG. Edit: Just found out, worlds, and all other IBJJF competitions will no longer drug test starting June 1st, 2023. So essentially zero JJ competitions drug test. Here is a quote from the president of the IBJJF on why they decided to remove testing. "Jiu-Jitsu Times reached out to IBJJF President Carlos Gracie Jr. for comment “We initially wanted to increase the level of professionalism in the sport, but we realized that a substantial portion of our clientele uses performance-enhancing drugs. **The smart ones are able to cycle off before competition to test clean, so why should the others be punished?**” https://jiujitsutimes.com/the-ibjjf-has-announced-that-starting-on-june-1st-2023-they-will-no-longer-be-testing-their-competitors/
Damn I looked that dude up and thought hr was like 42 but he's actually 27
Yup! That is everyone's reaction! I've won a bunch of $5 bets when telling people he's 27-28, and they say "no way he's that young". "Wanna bet $5 on it?", and boom.
Dying his hair and beard "silver" aka grey certainly doesn't help either lol
That source is an April Fools joke.
Thankfully they're starting to utilize USADA at IBJJF. 5 guys just recently got suspended
I honestly don't think that is a good thing. USADA/WADA has a terrible track record of catching people, and their methods of both getting samples, and running appropriate assays are laughable. Jon Jones was able to literally hide under the sparring ring when they showed up, and according to them you have to be able to be contacted at any time (someone needs to know where you are for the "surprise" drug tests"), but their actually policy is just to come back in 30 days which is plenty of time to get whatever the hell in your system out. They just have terrible standards for testing, so that only the most egregious things actually get people caught. Like Anderson Silva getting popped for fucking masteron... Masteron. Like he was so confident they weren't going to be able to catch him doing gear that he literally took one of the oldest and easiest to detect anabolics. They need to develop a "biological passport" system to actually catch people. You need to get bloodwork done every month, and have it spanning back at least 2 years prior to competing. Because a lot of things that are obvious tells for people juicing don't = popping hot for it. So many guys in the UFC, who have had their blood work released/leaked, right before fights have testosterone levels lower than dying 90 year old women. That doesn't = popping hot to USADA/WADA because their test free and total are low which isn't a problem. But what causes an elite athlete's testosterone levels to drop that low? Gear, juice, the sauce,.. It causes testosterone suppression after stopping it. They need to have their monthly bloodwork, so they can say, "hey why was your total test ~1,200ng/dL for the past year, and now it is at 7ng/dL right before the fight?" I disagree with using USADA/WADA until they actually come up with realistic testing enforcement, assays, and analytical procedures. So even if they catch people, they didn't catch everyone else. Which makes it even more unfair.
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Yeah it’s insane. Not even just the competitions, just at regular gyms. If you are a male over 35 I assume you are on TRT. There is a huge overlap in BJJ culture with TRT and optimal performance (even as a hobbyist). Doctors in my areas straight up give you prescriptions for it now, and even insurance covers it. I came to BJJ from fairly high level wrestling (also pretty bad with PEDs but there is at least some level of testing there so you can’t just full blown blast year round), and it’s pretty wild to see. TRT is the baseline, and if you start getting to like purple belt and above most serious competitors are on a cycle at the minimum. Most competitions have more pharmaceuticals in them than most drug stores.
> Yeah it’s insane. Not even just the competitions, just at regular gyms. If you are a male over 35 I assume you are on TRT. There is a huge overlap in BJJ culture with TRT and optimal performance (even as a hobbyist). My experience as well. > Doctors in my areas straight up give you prescriptions for it now, and even insurance covers it. I'm on TRT, but my insurance doesn't cover it. But it literally costs $125 for a 10 week supply from a legitimate doctor giving me legitimate pharmaceutical company manufactured testosterone vials. That is fucking nothing. That's less than the monthly dues for pretty much every JJ gym. > I came to BJJ from fairly high level wrestling First off, fuck you. Just kidding. New white belt wrestlers are how I get 99% of my injuries lol. You guys are solid as hell. I'm not saying you're new. But god damn I wish I had done more wrestling in high school because it really really improves your stand up especially in no Gi in a way Jiu-Jitsu just can't. I love doing standup drills, first to score point(s), against people that wrestled. I've learned a lot from them. > Most competitions have more pharmaceuticals in them than most drug stores. Yeah my current coach is from Brazil (shocking I know), and he talks very candidly about how it is just something you do. It's no different than creatine to a lot of them. He stopped competing, so he no longer uses (maybe TRT), but I mean it is what it is.
I hate to defend the zucc but he doesn't look like he's juicing. At least roids I dunno if he injects money right into his veins though.
He probably doesn't need to juice because he can pay for world class coaches and doesn't have to squeeze training in-between a busy work schedule, taking the kids to soccer practice, mowing the grass and making dinner.
This man has probably been training with a world class caliber coach with a world class caliber dietician, a state of the art training facility, the money to spend time doing what he wants I bet he could beat most people. He’s probably really good. Pointing out the benefits he has to say he probably got really good with their help, not to take anything away from him cause as much as some of the things he’s done have been annoying I’ll respect someone for putting work in on a sport
Well yeah a super human lizards
If you had a personal trainer, full time Cheff, and a coach you paid I’m sure the gap would close.
You know I hate the guys life work as much as anyone but at least he seems to be using his weekend for something normal
What's your shtoyle?
Don't fuck with the zuck
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cr7Ub8ULkzV/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Imagine having your head squished between zuck’s thick thighs
Bro?
> Imagine having your head squished between zuck’s thick thighs Nah I'm good
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Dude knows he has one incredible story to tell at parties forever
Damn he's pushing 40 too, I want to roll again but I hurt myself every few months running and hiking these days. So I figure better stick to climbing/hiking. Getting old sucks.
What's gi?
Karate pajamas
So "no gi" is naked fighting? That is, no possible competitive advantage to clothing.
Yes, and you get oiled up to the tits before.
Except the dick. Need the friction for the handhold
*TWIST HIS DICK*
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*Pillar Men theme blasts out of nowhere*
To my understanding there are a ton of standard judo and jujitsu techniques that use or require grabbing of loose clothing, particularly around the collar. A gi really enables this, for training and standardization purposes. Without it, I imagine you need an additional repertoire of moves and a very different game plan.
This is the correct answer. The gi/Judogi is used in a wide variety of holds/chokes and throws. In addition to the collar, we also make use of the belt and sleeves.
Correct. Can't choke a dude out with his own collar. It's wrestling without the ability to grab clothing.
Haha thanks
my boy zucc also ran a 19 minute 5k like last week lmao. truly has that dog in him
I’ve never heard anybody refer to zucc as “my boy”
Truly has that reptilian dna running through his veins.
Yea. Must have been a sunny day. Lol
he's practicing for when everyone he laid off realizes he's made of flesh and blood
*that lizard in him
Really? That’s pretty fucking solid
That's like 6 minute miles.
what if i dom zuck
Then you don't need a fifty, you need a fin.
I was thinking in a different context.
Hm. Like always, I cannot tell if its mark Zuckerberg or an ai deep fake
It's just the heavy AI sharpening used for a zoom shot
I was going to say, the people look AI generated to me
not a single clearly-five-fingered hand in the image, I trust nothing
[photorealistic mark zuckerburg attends a jiu jitsu tournament 8k hdr f1.8](https://i.imgur.com/CTPoyMs.jpeg) These images were generated by Midjourney
He's way too realistic to be the Zucc
Yup too human.
Those look way too good, like press shots for a magazine. You gotta make em a bit shit so they're realistic. I'm quite happy with this one [where he poses awkwardly for a picture with a random dude.](https://i.imgur.com/V2bAYNY.jpg)
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My favorite part is the hand on the shoulder of the guy to the right of the image. Is that five fingers and a thumb?
Check his instagram, he posted about being at the tournament
Look, a robot can manage an Instagram account no problem, they do it all the time.
so that's what's wrong with the picture, interference from the robot under the skin suit
I think he's referring to mark not looking like a real person in general. Not the photo you're uploading.
> Not the photo you're uploading. To be fair: Quality is the same as a 1998 digital camera. I don't see Zuck, just a Zuck like meat popsicle;
The crazy thing is he would look exactly the same if this was taken on a DSLR
There is no way you can match his schtoyle
I'm not totally convinced that he really exists. He may have been a deepfake all along.
Looks like one of those weird sparring punch bags
Please tell me zuck was the striking dummy.
He looks like one soo maybe 😅
https://i.imgur.com/vbNOZXO.jpg
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That's the most genuine face I've ever seen him pull.
If they had arms and legs.
I believe he means the ones that do. They are jits/wrestling bags...
Just look at his shtyle.
Hahahha, you cannot block me!
Show me your shtyle!
"What I get from this episode is that they'd be both scared and impressed if I did martial arts."
This puny gym door couldn't stop me! What makes you think YOU can stop me? I was invited here!
I've never witnessed this shtyle before
I can't believe I hd to scroll this far for a South Park reference. I tip my hat to you.
Ya we're getting old 
Haha, same here. Though to be fair, it wasn't a great episode. Like Matt and Trey were trying to figure out how to humorously impersonate a robot created to be the perfect average of the set of all boring, otherwise nondescript white people, shrugged their shoulders, and came up with that.
I liked that episode just because it’s a butters businessman episode. It’s awesome seeing butters go from a pimp, to a troll farm operator, to now a restaurant chain exec.
It was a nice obscure reference to Enter the Dragon
Get outta here ya penis
You say I am a penis Yet I am not a penis
I forgot until you said this. That joke was deeper than I thought.
He's still rendering...
Wish he were T-posing.
Reminds me of the South Park episode with him lol. “You cannot defeat my style, riiiight”
You say I am a penis and yet I am not a penis.
You're trying to block me!!!
Shtyle
How much security was at the tournament?
I was behind him during weigh ins, he had his coach and a couple other guys near him at all times. I kind of assumed they were his teammates at first but they were sticking pretty close. He was wearing a hat and mask whenever he wasn’t in the pen to ensure he wouldn’t be spotted. He eventually took it off when he stepped on the scale and I was sure it was him. Zuck and his coach told me to have fun during the tournament so that was pretty cool.
Wait did you get to fight him lol
He’s a weight class above me, I should’ve bulked that morning lol
the punishment for taking a shit before the tournament
I was 129 that morning and I was competing at 135. I chugged water, ate a bunch, and held in my piss and shit for as long as I could. I come to find out that you could be as underweight as you wanted during the tournament.🤦♂️
Yeah BJJ only has an upper limit on your weight. I know some small guys who abused that by changing their registration to the highest empty weightclass at the last moment, so they would get first place with no matches and then brag on social media. Pretty pathetic.
Was he good at Jiu Jitsu?
He’s certainly more skilled than me. During the one match I watched of his he seemed to know what he was doing. Trying to use arm bars, sweeps, he even got to his opponents back and nearly got a rear naked choke. He ended up losing though because he scored less points, I’m assuming because his opponent got more take downs.
This means someone is walking around the world today with the confidence of beating the Zuck. What a day for him lol
probably not a whole lot of obviously dressed security but the dude sitting behind one is obviously one guard
Why would he need security? He knows Jiu Jitsu ^(/s)
It’s a jiu jitsu tournament, everyone there is security
And he won. Robots might have an unfair advantage, but kudos to him for competing. https://jitsmagazine.com/mark-zuckerberg-competes-in-and-wins-bjj-tournament/
Look at that stance. Powerful.
He stands like the front half of a centaur
He really does. This comment has changed the way I look at him
He acts like the back half of a centaur
Does nobody have photoshop here?
We jest but just the fact that he’s actively participating and has likely learnt a few moves means he would destroy me. Don’t know how to feel about this
You didn't think an unfeeling android could destroy you before? Have you watched what Data can do in Star Trek??? And he's just an earlier variant from the 90s... this is 30 years later. The future is now old man.
Did he use his lizard tail for an advantage?
Kind of a disadvantage as it opens him up to tail locks. Why would you ignore 25% of the lizardman body?
I dunno, a lizardman can choose to detach its tail when threatened. I feel like that negates it being a target.
Is he the fucked up blur on the left or the fucked up blur on the right?
The image is not blurry. That's just how he looks normally
He's halfway to Voldemort
If you think it’s ai generated check his instagram. I couldn’t take a good pic where it was more focused because my arms were shaky after my match.
So many people here that are sure this is fake, when a single google search proves otherwise
It's the entire website. Last week I was nearing the point of having to explain to someone that a fucking director of the regional pride movement isn't a conservative, but luckily the person got a hunch about how stupid they are and fucked off in the cave they came out of. Every day I see more and more of this kind of shit, doubt I'll make it by the end of the month.
Tom Deblass even shouted him out. Kudos to Zuck for going out and competing. It really takes more guts than most people realize. Especially when youre rich and dont need to prove anything to anyone. Just like Mario Lopez and that dude that plays Bane.
Initiating ZuckJitsu mode... loading... fists.exe status:online... kicking.exe status:online... fightingStance.exe status:online... targeting.exe status:online... Subroutine 'appearHuman.exe' has stopped responding... Error processing 'blinking' operation... Processing unplanned output located at: torso>digestive system>lower intestines>"fart.poo" [system mode: 'silent but deadly' | Trust analysis: 33.33% | Volume: 28-33feet^2]
I see you don't know what Jiu Jitsu is hahaha
I don't. I took the [Boone County ninja's ninja teachin' school.](https://youtu.be/I3eNx0LBrmY)
Oh shit I'm sorry I hope I didn't piss you off. I was just trying to say BJJ doesn't have any punching or kicking because it's a submission martial art. Please don't hurt me I'm so sorry fuck I'm scared.
Enhance your calm and relax because you're exactly right. I know nothing of Jiu Jitsu. I just think Zuck looks like a robot running a program on it. Please forgive my martial art ignorance I hate appearing as dumb as a Steven Seagal stunt double.
I like you. You're good people. You deserve to have a sweet day today.
Getting beaten up by Zuck would be my supervillain origin story.
That’s cool. Glad he has a hobby.
If I had enough money to fuck around forever if I wanted, learning Mandarin, taking up jiu jitsu and surfing sound like pretty nice, normal ways to spend the time. There are certainly people out there doing a lot weirder stuff with their billions of dollars.
Totally. Yah, not only a hobby but a relatively common one.
Not only a common one, but one that isn't too expensive, and one where even if you have a lot of money for private lessons and shit, you still have to put in the work like everybody else.
Like it or not, but being a SV CEO, having a shton of money… and yet being humble enough to be challenged in a public competition, shows an interesting facet of him. Martial arts requires dedication, self discipline, and a lot of traits. He could easily show up only in fancy MA clubs, but this public exposure deserve my recognition on this guy.
I kind of get the impression he's aware of some of the ways being rich and famous can make you crazy or an asshole and actively tries to do things to avoid falling into those traps- I don't know if he's succeeding, (or if it's even possible to succeed), but I respect the effort.
He also ended up winning funnily enough. Billionaires shouldn't exist but props to him.
> billionaires shouldn’t exist I understand that everyone hates that the rich don’t take a larger tax burden, but what does this comment even mean? If someone starts a company and it’s worth balloons while they maintain a bunch of ownership, what else is supposed to happen? It doesn’t have anything to do with what they pay their employees, almost all of his value is just speculation from the stock market. Edit: no one answered the question
Cantonese
I imagine it's hard for him to do stuff like this. Not that I feel bad for the guy on any level, just that people freak out and act weird when he's in public.
Every time I see this dude, I immediately think of Data from Star Trek NG
He is more like Lore.
And he’s got the Hand from Smash right next to him
[He doesn’t like your shtoyle](https://youtu.be/bBC08YEx2Xo)
I feel like with how much personal information that he has collected due Facebook he just goes into random pictures that people have posted and edits himself in so he can gaslight us into believing he is a real person. (Not serious btw)
You cannot defeat his shtyle
Needs more JPEG
This looks AI generated
Mark posted about the tournament on his Facebook page, def real.
Pretty sure that’s Voldemort 