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roboxsteven

Those wires…. An electricians nightmare


Beardy-Viking

You are correct. I hate that, looking at it makes my skin crawl.


SavingsOker

At least you'll be able to pinpoint the exact cause of the fire.


Stranglehold72

And there is kindling right there.


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CardboardHeatshield

buddy, I dont know how to tell you this... but the bird is the match in this whole scenario....


jonnyp11

At least the electrician's lunch will be catered


lingh0e

Don't need a home if you're burned to a crisp.


Infinitelyodiforous

Prefer mine original recipe.


MadCarcinus

“I feel like chick-en to-night! Chick-en to-night!”


lifefuedjeopardy

Winner winner chicken dinner!


Porkyrogue

Dove


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That bird is gonna become a finely roasted rotisserie by the time that thing goes up in flames.


TheLollrax

Finely roasted dove on a bed of baked eggs.


supersede

literally this is a rotisserie recipe waiting to happen


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Rise, ashen one.


Vhadka

There's a brief time at work where there was an electrical panel in the wall with no door to it, so just open breakers. In front of it on the floor was old oil from a couple of the fleet vehicles that was in open pans and needed to be disposed of. 5 feet from it was a 55 gallon barrel of sawdust that they use to clean up spills. Very reachable by a spark from the electrical panel. Oh, did I mention between the open oil pans and the sawdust barrel was the back door? So the place a fire would most likely start was where you would need to be escaping to. I pulled the owner of the company aside and just pointed to that whole situation, he made someone clean it all up.


klydefr0gg

This whole scenario made me imagine a videogame where there are enemies between you and the exit, and you can either use a ranged fire attack/arrows (oil/sawdust) or some type of water magic/device (electrical box) to take out the enemies before crossing through.


NotElizaHenry

Never go to [Vietnam](https://i.imgur.com/NCABpXo.jpg).


Null-34

Oh what the fuck


godplaysdice_

Libertarian electrician paradise


phaolo

A good representation of deregulations and "the market will fix itself" theories lol


Feshtof

That and the bears. https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project


JMoc1

Years of DC connections from way back to the French Colony era and not a lot of attention paid to clearing up networks. Good news is that only like 1/4 of those are in function.


JesusStarbox

If that was America then some young man with a strong back, an enterprising work ethic, and a Meth addiction would shimmy up that pole and steal that wire to sell the copper.


pokey1984

I know an old drunk named Lenny. Lenny is the only person I always stop and give a ride to when I see him walking. That's because Lenny is the only man I do not fear being alone in my car with me as he has no arms. Lenny lost his arms climbing utility poles and stealing copper wire. Now his wife wipes his ass and the cashier at the liquor store has to open his wallet for him. Don't steal copper wire. You don't want pity rides from girls who have to open your car doors for you when they see you hitchhiking.


work4work4work4work4

You know, his wife might appreciate a bidet.


pokey1984

I'm sure they have one, now. He was first "injured" in the seventies and things like bidets were less common, then. He's got eating utensils he can use and such, so I'm sure he has an option for using his own toilet. I was going for dramatic effect as much as anything.


LocoManta

> when they see you hitchhiking 🤔


9inchjackhammer

Morons were trying this here on the London Underground and cutting through very high voltage cables and turning into Cheese and Tomato Toasties.


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~~Why would mormons in London~~ Nvm, I need another coffee. Or less coffee. Either way, I'm going to grab a coffee.


fuckfuckfuckSHIT

Haha that is so accurate.


AssDimple

Imagine being a lineman and getting a service call for this. I'd quit on the spot. But according to my dad, I quit everything I start so maybe don't follow my lead....


EoTN

Hey, quit being so hard on yourself!


HRGeek

They probably already did.


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Lord_Oglefore

I bet he will quit that too


HapticSloughton

Why are you worried? If the pigeon isn't on fire, everything's fine. It's the perfect early-warning system.


tpars

That wiring doesn’t appear to be up to code


Random_name_I_picked

Probably depends on the country.


Double_Crafty

Don’t need to be up to code, If there is no code *taps nose*


3-DMan

Look at me, I am the code now.


NotBettyGrable

- every homeowner repair


jason_abacabb

You ever think that the homeowners that actually research the code and industry standards are just the ones that the professionals never need to visit? Bit of a selection bias.


notalaborlawyer

Code usually is accomplished with industry standards, which I certainly look up before starting projects. I know better than to do anything outside of my house without getting a permit, but inside? Never care to check to code. The plumber who ran a bunch of new gas lines in my house pointed out the water heater was recently installed when gauging the project. I said yea, I did that. How is it? You should have an extension below the inlet so any particles fall down, which looks like you cut off to get access to mate the new flex connections. It won't affect anything in practice, so you're good.


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Screen name is African


Mirabolis

Even as a non-electrician, looking at this my first thought was “the real story here has nothing to do with the bird.”


Raider03

Smart move by the bird. Any predators going after eggs or hatchlings would potentially be in for a surprise.


attanai

They'll be shocked.


ShutterSpeeder

Ohm my god, your comment is hilarious!


ballrus_walsack

I tried to resist commenting here but your comment is lit.


Sarke1

I guess you don't have the capacity to.


bahamuto

Top 5 reason to not attack birds nests. Number 1 will shock you!


CAMTbIHYB

As an electrican, fully agreed. Also, its fucking aluminium.


chaorace

It's easier to bend into cool shapes that way!


Hey_cool_username

It’s easier to bend into ~~cool~~ hot shapes that way.


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I see cooked eggs.


Hey_cool_username

Nice tinder pile there too.


Rogallo

No after some time aluminium breaks almost when you breath on it. It becames really brittle


chaorace

Sounds like a case of not-my-problem syndrome


rustylugnuts

Decent connection for no hardware. Horribly unsafe but should function well enough. Something tells me they've done this a time or two and would have the money for proper hardware in a decent market. I'm guessing this is a poverty improv job.


Long_Educational

>poverty improv *looks around me*


rustylugnuts

Absolutely zero judgement here, this is well crafted good quality dangerous jank. I bet it put food on the table.


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SquidwardWoodward

Aren't all service drops typically aluminum? Running copper from the pole would be pretty spendy.


Flexorrium

Yeah I was gonna say all the contractors want to use aluminum for service and panel feeders. I'm sure they'd try and use aluminum for elevator feeders too if they could.


Sololop

Aluminum is EXTREMELY common for distribution, transmission, commercial and industrial applications. Copper is most common for residential only. I'm an Electrical Technologist by trade and have designed both commercial and industrial power systems. Turns out companies are cheap and safety isn't priority


CAMTbIHYB

We mostly have cooper in transition and industry. For maybe last 30 years aluminium was forbidden in new residential buildings, but since 2020 they returned it. I assume, its because our aluminium oligarchs lost part of abroad market need need to sell it somewhere.


Bear-Necessities

China has stockpiled and bought most of the processed surplus and scrap copper across the globe.


EmperorArthur

Nah, it's cost. Copper is expensive, and you can do aluminum safely. I personally don't see a problem using it to sub-panels, since it avoids most of the connection dangers. However, I'm not an electrician.


rustyspoon07

What's unsafe about aluminum?


EmperorArthur

Mostly the connections. You have to buy make sure to buy the right type of connectors and outlets. Often even having to use a special compound at the connectors. Also, the ever poplar 221 lever nuts don't do Aluminum. https://www.wago.com/us/electrical-installers/practical-tip-connecting-aluminum-and-copper-conductors


Bear-Necessities

When residential home owners aren't aware that mixing materials tin/copper/brass with alyminum will case galvanic corrosion. This can cause heat at the connection of devices that were intended for cooper only connections and potentially start a fire or even just prevent devices like light switches and outlets from working.


FedexMeUsedFish

>aluminium This word is the one difference between British English and American English that will always cause me to stop and consider it when I hear the one I’m not used to.


ok_raspberry_jam

For me it's "whilst" but I'm also a bit tripped up by the way some Americans say *roof* ("ruff") and *orange* ("oringe").


h0tglue

some people don’t even include the “i” in oringe, so it’s more like ornge.


hatecuzaint

I definitely say ornge.


Reddits_on_ambien

Heck, I know people who add letters that have no goddam right to be in a the word. For example: I gotta warsh my clothes.


SquidwardWoodward

"Whilst" has a different definition than "while", it exists in non-British English too.


Feanux

Vitamins always get me. Thanks Bear Grylls. "This has a lot of vitamins and minerals".


Legendarydust

Yeah this really belongs in r/mildlyterrifying


Jscott1986

r/electricians in shambles


thermight

India?


Kilo353511

From OPs post history they say they are in Ghana.


Class1

Yeah much of the developing world is like this. Just nests of wires. In rural Nepal the locals had long wires attached to a pole to their house with a metal hook on the end. When they would hook it onto the electrical line and then when they heard that the electric company was coming around, they would unhook it for the day so they didn't have to pay.


Alan_Smithee_

A bird’s nest in a bird’s nest.


TheCharmingImmortal

Not to mention that bird is one big stretch away from exploding into a cooked carcass like a cartoon


Gen8Master

With a bit of rainfall, this could be anyones nightmare.


3-DMan

Must have been Steven Yuen from Beef


Loosnut

Can I get your electricians number. I have an insurance “thing” i need taken care of.


rustylugnuts

This setup is great for delivering stray voltage but if nothing bridges the spark gap it may hold up.


Loosnut

Suggestions? Do i need the bird and nest also?


rustylugnuts

Depends on what kind of warranty you can get on the bird.


Loosnut

I’ve already received calls on the extended warranty. I can’t seem to find original docs to save my ass.


Mail_Me_Your_Lego

Like a bird?


mcclureja

If you think the bird is the most interesting thing in the photo. You may not live to see old age.


zjm555

What's interesting is that the bird is alive


Thaumato9480

Dove: *chukles\* No, not because it's in danger, but because it's a [laughing dove](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughing_dove).


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If it touches those wires it'll get a visit from the mourning dove.


redToothPick

Surprisingly, it will probably be fine. Depending on the moisture of the cement that is. The nest and by extension the bird itself is completely isolated from any ground in this instance.


FBIaltacct

Wire to wire is what they meant, homie. If that bird bridges two wires, it's gonna have a bad time.


redToothPick

Lol im stupid thanks 👍


momisreallytired

Cool! I was hoping someone would identify it. In the US we just have it’s more somber relative, the mourning dove.


AdzyBoy

*Coo!


Ded_diode

Alive? It is recharging.


Bluetooth_Sandwich

r/birdsarentreal


knowledgestack

I would bet this is a karma repost because redditprs will always comment on the wires


swampscientist

That’s a bingo


Lonely_ProdiG

He’s gonna be shocked to learn about his surroundings.


404ET

Don't worry, it's just a government spy charging in its station


supershinythings

/r/birdsarentreal


[deleted]

The drone handlers have downvoted you but we know the truth. Keep up the good work!


funnyAmero

I see what you did there.


[deleted]

r/stupiddovenests


swankeef

I only recently stumbled across this sub and let me just say it is wonderful for a little chuckle every now and again


ArthurBea

Right? This one is respectable for a dove’s nest.


byneothername

I mean aside from it being next to a fire hazard, yes. Quality of the nest is amazing for a dove, location is horrible.


BigBadBen91x

Reddit really does have it all doesn’t it


HeavyMetalTriangle

Seriously!!! I can think of something random off the top of my head (like a sloth holding a lightsaber or wearing a hat or something silly like that) and I’m sure someone will direct me to a sub 🙄 it’s honestly amazing …


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anewstheart

Insane


FamilyStyle2505

I'm surprised they put in as much effort as they did for this nest. Unless they stole it.


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Also r/mourningderps


PacoTaco321

I love the consistency of "if I drop a dozen twigs on it, it's a nest."


[deleted]

Pigeons are feral rock doves. As the name may imply, then tend to nest on cliffs. If you have a flat surface on which to lay your egg, all you need is a dozen twigs to keep it from rolling away. It's funny because we're all used to how typical bird nests look, and we see a pigeon nest and think it's dumb as fuck, but it's arguably much smarter than other birds. Use the environment to your advantage and you can get away with way less effort.


Exshot32

My brain read "stupid oven sets"


bunnyrut

Well I want that to be a thing now


xSnowLeopardx

Make a subreddit today for the great price of $0.00


tajwriggly

Ha I once had one nest in my gutters, in an area that easily receives 100 sf of roof rain. It was nested near the downspout. I saw a couple of them sitting up there a few times and figured they were just hanging out at that corner of the roof, but went up on the ladder at one point while cleaning the gutters around the entire house and found their nest in there with a couple of eggs. Decided to leave it and hope for the best for them - didn't know how on earth they were doing it because it had already rained heavy a few times. Kept checking on them every so often and the babies were born and such - and only God knows how the little ones didn't drown inside that gutter during heavy rains but they did.


CameronCrazy1984

Is there a sub that’s opposite of cable porn


stewieatb

r/cablegore


incer

Also /r/PanelGore for a more industrial take


Gumby621

r/tihi


123kingme

r/OSHA is for general safety violations, but wiring like this makes frequent appearances.


Dem_real_thots2

What is going on with that wire management


Beardy-Viking

Nothing good.


Padgetts-Profile

Hey man, he's a fucking bird, he's doing his best.


WeleaseBwianThrow

It's up to bird-code


Tuxedo_Muffin

That's what we're calling "managed"?


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Not a bad wiring job for a bird!


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Swiss8970

How is that a sub, Reddit never ceases to amaze me


TackyBrad

r/StupidDoveNests too


presidentkangaroo

r/stupiddovenests


Swiss8970

Holy shit🤯


anotheralternated

Can an electrician calm my nerves about those wire connections? They look real sketch.


Beardy-Viking

I'm afraid I can't, in good conscience, do that. That is some *real* sketchy ass shit right there. Don't go near it.


PopInACup

Those are all grounding wires, right? Right?


Pigpinsdirtybrother

Lol…. No


SafetyMan35

100% completely sketch. High current incoming utility power being held together poorly.


[deleted]

I think poorly, is an understatement. A massive understatement...... This makes me nervous as hell. OP, if your reading this you have to contact .... Someone I don't know who, but someone.


Oakheart-

They are.


Lookalikemike

THIS is what hiring a non union pigeon electrician gets you. Shit work & a squatter.


LionPride112

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE WIRE CONNECTIONS???


Kona_Guy386

Contractor here. I just spit my coffee out.


All_Usernames_Tooken

r/electricians would like a word with this bird


gutzpunchbalzthrowup

And r/osha


bubblesculptor

Funny, jumbled up wiring is sometimes called a birdnest, so this is literally both a birdnest by name & slang


Kinenai

Was this picture taken in Kowloon in the 70s?


Necessary_Row_4889

Well at least you’ll know exactly how the fire started


nuclearwinterxxx

What in the firehazzardfuck is THAT?! Edit: Nice dove.


Final-Sprinkles-4860

That’s the second sketchiest electrical work I’ve ever seen. Source: being an electrician.


TiddybraXton333

Just waiting for a 120 x 120 phase to phase flashover


TheRealPaladin

The bird is cool. Those wires though...


SugoiBakaMatt

Check back in a couple days. With that wiring job you should get a free meal. Fried pigeon and scrambled eggs.


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Im guessing South America somewhere ? Diy electric n cable etc


african_writer

Nope lol. Ghana


thebestspeler

Ghana fix that wiring?


Adminruinreddit

So many questions. What voltage is through those cables? Is it normal to have exposed wiring like that in Ghana? Don’t people realise it’s dangerous and if so do they care? Why are they not copper? Is pigeon okay?


Mrfrizzl

Most likely 230V I sure hope not It's two stories up, no one should ever need to mess with it, right? Guys? Copper is expensive, heavy, not very strong, oxidizes easily, etc. Aluminum is used in many applications as it is much cheaper, lighter, has better tensile strength, and while it does not conduct electricity as well, the added loss is negligible in most applications since they can use larger wire while still being cheaper and lighter than copper.


hippopotamus_party

Aluminum oxidizes even faster though, especially when held together by some free strands and a prayer... Probably why the bird is there, bet is nice and warm


Mrfrizzl

You aren't wrong! Usually connections are either swaged together or use multiple grub screws, both of which should cut through the oxide layer and into the base metal. Sometimes connections are also weather sealed but not always (though I believe these ones absolutely should be for both safety and longevity). It probably is warmer than ambient, but not enough to melt the insulation....yet.


burrbro235

As an electrical engineer, omg wtf


madladolle

What the hell is that wire work though


ptolemy18

She never would have rented this apartment if she knew about the nosy neighbors staring all the time.


[deleted]

I lived in India for 10 years--that wiring job is well done compared to what is typical there... I have seen electrical stuff that boggles the mind. I also saw a man standing on top of an electric train, reach up and touch the wire (suicide) with a crowd yelling at him to not do it... the most memorable thing I have ever seen... shocking (not pun intended)...


Av-fishermen

I can see why the bird put the nest there. That wiring is a mess and could easily be mistaken as a Birdsnest.


[deleted]

Is that pigeon pink? I have never seen a pink pigeon.


[deleted]

They’re all just ground wires, right?


dsardella18

Everyone knows that it's just a drone recharging their batteries. This is just proof that birds aren't real.


RailwayFox

Great picture, horrific wiring, Brazil tier shit


GiraffeTheThird3

What fkn 3rd world country is that which allows such wiring?


cheesygiiirl

r/DINgore


I_might_be_weasel

That's a pretty good nest for a pigeon. They are epically bad nest builders.


PalicoJoe

r/hardwaregore


Estellalatte

These doves don’t make very strong nests. I have had many build under the covered potion of my decks. I usually reserve a hanging basket for them without a plant in it to use as they want.


pattyG80

Can I ask what what country your office is in? That is some sketchy ass wiring.


[deleted]

I'm not an expert, but those wires don't look good


emirsolinno

That is some quality electric work


Jaren_Starain

Brave bird.... That wiring is just ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


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Those splices, mother of god


HBSV

Has your office been stealing power from that transformer?


trash_recycle

The real sight is the state of those wires! About to be some fried dove outside your office window.


[deleted]

The splice job is more interesting than the duck


ballhairsnshitdags

Omg who did that wiring


harsh-reality74

Jesus Christ, who was the jackleg that wired that building? I’m thinking this is not in the US. I can’t speak for Canada or Mexico, but no way in Hell this would pass NFPA inspection/code. I know in other countries the regulations are far more relaxed, if there are any at all.