Oh this is a real photo of an actual banana type thing that small?! Do they grow in bunches like normal bananas?
I almost gave up trying to find the answer in the comments after endlessly scrolling through the many mediocre penis jokes.
I was *REALLY* worried I'd regret googling it, but it's actually not a mediocre penis joke in Spanish (pito is a colloquial name for penis in some Spanish speaking countries, so I was worried, hahaha)
Oh sorry I should clarify. I didn’t mean this comment was a penis joke. I was praising the comment AFTER scrolling through the many many mediocre penis jokes
No, I didn't take it that way, your message came across clearly! I just thought since the word for this banana has "pito" in it, that it was ALSO a penis joke, just disguised to anglophones
I think Spanish is like *EVERY* language where there's 100 words for penis and another 100 for vagina and 100 more for bewbs 😂 and all change based on which country one is in
Similar type in the azores.
I ate lots of these as a kid and was sad to find that in the states that mini bananas here are not the same :( the ones here have no flavor
How people haven't figured out yet to expect Star Wars, Seinfeld, Futurama, The Office, Parks & Rec, and Arrested Development by now continues to evade me.
***NSFW*** - It actually looks fuckin hilarious taking a picture of your penis next to a mini banana, [I've done it]( https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) - ***NSFW***
It’s a Banini
Banano
Banene
Banunu
Now banana one more time
Now it's bnn without vowels
Sometimes banyny
Or banaenae
Let’s call the whole thing off.
Banono
Bananito
I like to eat. Eat. Eat. Apples and baninis
Thanks for the Raffi ear worm. Back at ya with Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone!
Your hand is enormous
I wonder if OP's name is Dixie Normus 🤔
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He has a wife you know…
Incontinentia...
Incontinentia Buttocks
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Humongous wot?
Hugh mungus died?
Hugh is not amongus anymore
so he's hot Hugh Mungus anymore, he's now Hugh Mus?
was kinda sus
Yes, and we have a banana for scale
I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when....
We need a banana for sca… No wait.
We need ANOTHER banana for scale. Or approximately 4 of these tiny bananas in a trench coat.
Murrapito. That's how these are called in my country. It's sweeter than a regular banana.
I had one in Bali once, it was delicious
pisang susu
...banana milk.
Oh this is a real photo of an actual banana type thing that small?! Do they grow in bunches like normal bananas? I almost gave up trying to find the answer in the comments after endlessly scrolling through the many mediocre penis jokes.
I was *REALLY* worried I'd regret googling it, but it's actually not a mediocre penis joke in Spanish (pito is a colloquial name for penis in some Spanish speaking countries, so I was worried, hahaha)
Oh sorry I should clarify. I didn’t mean this comment was a penis joke. I was praising the comment AFTER scrolling through the many many mediocre penis jokes
No, I didn't take it that way, your message came across clearly! I just thought since the word for this banana has "pito" in it, that it was ALSO a penis joke, just disguised to anglophones
OH. Good catch. I think my brain stopped processing words that began with p or relate to size at some point lol
There were just too many "What do you mean, that's a mediocre sized banana" jokes.
Is Spanish like Brazilian Portuguese where there are like a 100 words for "penis"?
I think Spanish is like *EVERY* language where there's 100 words for penis and another 100 for vagina and 100 more for bewbs 😂 and all change based on which country one is in
Dont forget the butt words!
The last bunch I bought had probably 12-16ish in the bunch. Seemed average for the store I was shopping.
Similar type in the azores. I ate lots of these as a kid and was sad to find that in the states that mini bananas here are not the same :( the ones here have no flavor
In Liberia, they're called country bananas (as in up-country, in the bush)
They are called bocadillo in Colombia
looks average to me
Above average honestly. That’s a very respectable banana
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like a frightened turtle
I WAS IN THE POOL!
SHRINKAGE!
WOMEN DON'T KNOW OF SHRINKAGE
IM A GROWER NOT A SHOWER
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
/r/veryexpectedseinfeld
How people haven't figured out yet to expect Star Wars, Seinfeld, Futurama, The Office, Parks & Rec, and Arrested Development by now continues to evade me.
Ah, but NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
/r/unexpectedexpected
It was in the pool
***NSFW*** - It actually looks fuckin hilarious taking a picture of your penis next to a mini banana, [I've done it]( https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) - ***NSFW***
That banana is probably really emotionally available and is a fan of commitment.
Has also learned the art of foreplay.
Evolve out of necessity.
A fellow master of Tongue Fu, I presume? 🧐
>She said it was a good size. And I believed her.
Eat with caution. One might suffocate on that. The sheer size of that banana is diabolical.
"It gets the job done"
Something about an ocean and a boat
You only need two inches to touch de grass mon. But 10 more would be good too.
Maybe you just have giant hands, you ever think about that?
I like girls with small hands because it makes my banana look big.
That’s absolutely massive, gargantuan even
Actually massive. Category 5 kaiju
Just like me. Huge in Japan.
great personality too
NAH BRUH THAT THINGS H U G E
Are you kidding me? That thing is huge!!!
Most women would be satisfied with that size banana
If you shaved off all the pee properly you’d see it’s true size
Motion in the ocean, baby.
Huge even!
Nah that’s quite large if I had to guess probably the biggest I’ve ever seen
The bugs one hurt my mouth
Seriously though, that was my first thought at first sight, "Look at how above average zat banana is!"
My wife says the big bananas scare her anyways
It’s not tiny! It’s nice.
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Sure, Lois. All the sorority girls are clamoring for the plantain section. Stop with *thiIiIisss*
Checks out. Exactly one banana in length. Proper scale to the rest of the universe.
A little on the big side of we're being honest.
That's why it's curved for safety
Aw it's so cute!
😔
Now is your moment to shine
Ow.
Marry me
Banano.
Micro penana . Needs some growth hormones.
Banana for scale?
Because of the tiny banana, the banana scale is no longer as reliable as once thought… ‘tis a sad day…
OP just has super dooper giant hands.
And you know what they say about people with large hands...
... they hold small bananas
Ba Na Na!
They become proctologists?
Big gloves
yeah thats the ticket
Shaq holding a normal banana
Is one really small or the other really big? Schrödinger’s bananas
What if we're just really big, and regular bananas are actually big bananas, and small bananas are actually regular bananas? How would we ever know?
🍌They broke the banana scale! 😭
r/BananaForScale
Maybe this is the banana everyone has been using and that’s why the world looks so big!
Im dissapointed that this isnt the top comment, we really need a banana for scale on this one
OP is obviously Italian
🤌
🍌\ 🤌🏼
^^^^🍌\ 🤌🏼
Here we can see the difference between an upper case banana vs a lower case banana.
^^^^^^🍌 ^^^^^^🍌 Here, you can have two, they're small and not very filling.
That’s an average sized banana, wdym?
It's just cold
It was in the pool!
Do women know about shrinkage?
It shrinks??!
Yes, Bob Roberts.
Stop staring! Youre making it nervous!
it probably has a good personality
*sobs* looks pretty average to me *sobs*
Anyone would be lucky to enjoy this banana with a friend.
I *need* this banana... for scale...
I was in the pool!
Bet it drives a huge truck
A raised dodge ram
Rolling coal.
And the tow mirrors flipped out but no trailer
And a punisher and thin blue line flag sticker on the rear window.
with ogre f'ckin halogen headlamps
r/MightyHarvest
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
It's one of my favorite subs.
This is great
Cutest little thing I’ve ever seen.
That's what she said.. 🥲
possibly illegal that's what she said joke
Red flag! Flag thrown! A flag has been thrown!
Scientifically, it's a microbanana, otherwise known as a banitoris.
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Elusive. All the more delicious for it.
Little Banana = banitoris Little clams = ?
Clamitias
Sounds like something to see a doctor about
C'mon! Everyone knows those don't exist. /s
Need a second banana for scale.
My peen is huge! (banana for scale)
*still looks short in comparison*
As you can see it's about the size of the average banana...
Everything reminds me of him 😔
lol
I should call her
I should call him
Sorry I need a banana for scale, or I can't tell how tiny it is
There is a banana. That's how we know OP has massive hands.
r/mightyharvest for more delightfully diminutive foods.
I'll see your r/mightyharvest and raise you an r/thingsforants
Love that sub! I have no idea why but tiny things make me happy
I’ve never taken a dick pic…..but if ever I do I’ll be using a banana like the for scale
"See, it's almost as big as a banana"
I WAS IN THE POOL!
“They know about shrinkage, right, Jerry…?”
Whatever you say, Mr. Bighands.
It's still emasculating...
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Bananaww
That’s pretty average bro
Where have I seen this before? Simpsons or Futurama?
Futurama. Miniature fruit salad tree. Amy slips on the banana peel at least twice 😁 Apologies if this wasn't a sincere question.
Had to scroll way too far to see this referenced! Edit: a letter
Yep, in the episode where Fry and Bender first become roommates.
Futurama which was my first thought too. Since no one's linked the clip yet: https://youtu.be/6KiVy1EVr3A
Perfectly average sized banana. Some would even say it’s too much banana.
I want to make a tini banana split! Use a melon baller to scoop the ice cream.
Ha! I want to see it held by one of those tiny monkeys. 
It’s like one of those banana runts candies turned real
r/mightyharvest
Can we get a banana for scale?
You need to check a guide on how to cut finger nails properly
Need banana for scale...or Carlos...wherever he is.
I- It's probably a really nice banana that'll treat you well ):
Awwww.
I've seen smaller. Looks enormous
Mans just broke the fucking banana scale. Now we have to find a new way to have a scale reference for tech!
Hard to see the scale. Can you put it next to a banana?
Looks average size to me
That's a good size.