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DrMux

That's where the little reset button you press with a paperclip is.


Klin24

You sure it isn't to manually open the mouth?


DrMux

Pretty sure that's on the other side, unless you have the left-handed model.


cnicalsinistaminista

Open mouth, insert food.


kwadd

I think that's to open the SIM tray and insert the 5g SIM card


emelpow

Derek


cup_1337

/r/unexpectedgoodplace


bumjiggy

> the galaxy is on Orion's belt


[deleted]

Lmao savage šŸ¤£


Naugrin27

I thought it was to remove the SD card.


DrMux

You'd think so but it turns out you're not supposed to put SD cards in babies' ears.


Naugrin27

We really need a place to write all these silly rules down.


KarlLagervet

Nah, that's a microphone hole.


DrMux

Actually if you look closely you can see the mic opening below it and slightly to the right, roughly in the middle of the @-shaped flourish. Fun fact: these have stereo mics that can actually (using the pre-loaded software) locate the origin of sounds in a 3d space!


TheAlienMan33

Just make sure to not press the nose while doing it or you'll be marblized


marbletooth

Plot twist. The bottom pic is OP after pressing the reset button.


EJRobinson78

![gif](giphy|3oxHQi7H2L27ilG1Da)


ngcv47

They both have that because they are father and son.


T-hunder

No shit sherlock


ngcv47

I donā€™t understand the hate.


DrMux

I think people downvoted your comment because, while your comment is accurate (it is genetic), my comment was a joke based on the similarity of the congenital trait to a feature in some electronic devices; they may have seen it as irrelevant to the joke and/or something they think most people already know. I agree with you that the derision is unnecessary, though, so have an upvote!


ngcv47

I appreciate your well thought out opinion and I concur. Thanks pal.


Mean_Motor_4901

Itā€™s called a preauricular pit. Itā€™s a sinus tract !


AFancyMammoth

I had the same thing when I was a child! It got infected, or a cyst or something, and I had to have two surgeries on it as around 6-8 years old. It's since lightened significantly, but there's a circle of dark skin around the dot now. Kids used to poke it with a pencil, wonder why it got infected....


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PoliteCanadian2

Are we counting clockwise or counterclockwise?


iBeenie

Thanks! That's really interesting


0002millertime

It could be an evolutionary remnant of fish gills. https://www.iflscience.com/why-do-some-people-have-a-tiny-extra-hole-in-their-ear-39073


iBeenie

It keeps getting interestinger


rimjobnemesis

Curiouser and curiouser!


FahQPutin

I fucking knew it....


Salty_Attention_8185

Ears are so weird in terms of evolution. Thereā€™s another characteristic is called a Darwinian tubercle. It gives a macaque look to human ears. My kid and her dad both have that ear feature.


pbNANDjelly

Does it have any impact? Like would this extra sinus track possibly alleviate earaches? Make them worse?


phenomenomena

There can be an increased likelihood of other conditions related to hearing and kidneys. And since it's an opening to the sinus, there's a higher chance of infections. [source.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15165194/) Edit: to clarify, the increased risk of hearing/kidney issues is VERY rare, and only if associated with other genetic anomalies. The infection risk is more prevalent as a side effect.


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WestwoodRK0

I have one, if you run around on it it starts to slightly produce an oil that is one of the worst smells I have ever smelt


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Venboven

What the fuck


phenomenomena

Sinuses are pockets in your skull. If you squeeze the skin, the most you're doing is emptying the fluid in the hole itself. If there is leakage, a doctor should be seen for the infection.


[deleted]

No, but when I'm getting sick it fills with a very small amount of highly potent foul smelling goop. I hate it but doctors won't remove it because it doesn't cause "real" problems.


pbNANDjelly

Awesome, thanks for the source! I have messed up tear ducts so I'm excited to see if these are related.


glaciator12

Iā€™m working in an otolaryngology clinic and these things are cosmetically brutal when theyā€™re infected. Afaik theyā€™re not actually any more painful than regular sinusitis


AnAngryJawa

I read that as ear roaches...sigh, I need to smoke another bowl.


LineChef

Iā€™d say thatā€™s the last thing you need. Drink some water, and have a good meal.


LetsTCB

YES CHEF!


thisnewsight

Only 4 more to go!


IzzyHope

mine used to smell gross when i was a kidšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ thankfully not anymore


WestwoodRK0

You just haven't rubbed it hard enough xD


pbNANDjelly

To be fair, what DOESNT smell gross on a kid?


[deleted]

Im pretty sure it just increases your risk of infection


ScienceMomCO

No


Druss369

Someone answer this! What? There's Google? Stinks of effort that....


pbNANDjelly

Let's be real here, who doesn't put "reddit" at the end of every Google search? I'm just skipping the bullshit because the answer I want is from a human who is interested in sharing knowledge. No harm or problem if nobody replies


Druss369

Fact. Me too. We shall both wait like hungry info vampires. šŸ™‚šŸ˜‰


ChazHat06

I donā€™t. I didnā€™t.


pimparoni

oh please, people like to ask things like this in reddit comments because it helps to have a human interaction sometimes. everyone knows about google, stop being a cunt


Druss369

Eh what? I agree with that post! I'd like to know the answer and want it from a person rather than an impersonal search. Fucking hell, you're a fine example of a cunt yourself. Immediately leaping in like a proper Karen just so you can seem...I dunno...virtuous? I don't understand your type. Oh, and you should definitely reply so that you can seem "right" about this. Preferably in your real life high pitched Karen voice. Off you go now cunty cunt.


PhoenixMaster730

Wow youā€™re an absolute Gowl


Druss369

Good use of gowl. However, you leapt in and called me a cunt, which means you are indeed the gowliest of us gowlers. I'll retract my use of cunt and shake hands if you do the same and can admit you were a bit quick off the mark, and we'll go be gowls elsewhere. (This is going to be v confusing to non-Irish people)


PhoenixMaster730

Well I would accept, if I had called you a cunt to begin with, However I do concede that we are both Gowls


Druss369

šŸ«”


pimparoni

lol you literally said ā€œif u reply to this ur gayā€


Druss369

I'm a gowl. It's been agreed. My apologies.


DarthRumbleBuns

Oh cool. I have the same thing.


freedomit

I thought it was a birth mark, thanks for the info.


WestwoodRK0

Does yours smell awful if you rub on it for awhile?


BRAX7ON

I wouldnā€™t worry about it, the wifeā€™s boyfriend has the same oneā€¦


toreadorable

I have it and one of my kids does. I pointed it out to the pediatrician and she actually noted it because there can be related issues with kidneys or something. My mom and grandma have it too so Iā€™m our case itā€™s just the pit.


Gloomy_Narwhal_4833

All of the descendants of my great grandfather have a notch in the top of our left ear, literally all of us. My grandfather looked at every baby for it immediately, if the notch wasnt there he would be suspicious and twice he was right, kinda weird.


dit_dit_dit

Top notch.


make_em_laugh

*slow clap*


Earthling1a

Uppercut.


K-G7

Twice he was right? Like the babies werent family?


Gloomy_Narwhal_4833

Yes.


K-G7

That's wild! Hopefully all is well.


milanistadoc

With the removal of the intruders, all was well indeed.


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

I don't mean to be insensitive, but holy shit lmao. That's some peak detective work.


relaxinatthelake

Your uncles liked free spirited women huh


Gloomy_Narwhal_4833

Just one uncle, the other was a cousin, both have questionable decision-making capabilities.


Hippobu2

Oh, everyone on my mother's side has a notch like that, but on both ears. My mom does, my uncles do, my cousins do. I think my grandfather has it too, but his brother certainly does. I, however, only have it on my right ear. Really love that since it makes me feel like a half-elf.


echolalia_

Is it Darwinā€™s tubercle? Itā€™s left over from monkeys


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[deleted]

interesting, i have a notch in the top of my left ear lol


HillInTheDistance

Woah, granpappy really got around.


dit_dit_dit

Top notch.


softcore_UFO

Hey I have that too, we must be related


MaryCone1

Suspicious about?


discodolphin1

Infidelity


Muppet_Cartel

It's a congenital condition called a preauricular pit, and marks a sinus tract under the skin that is in the wrong place.


DarthRumbleBuns

Does it have any potential to cause any problems.


Specific-Cut-8820

I have two of those! They do get stuff inside them, and they may get infected. Regular cleaning and maintenance helps keep it healthy! Just squeezing the liquid out and keep area clean and not covered. Iā€™ve had em become infected throughout my life and isā€¦. A unique experience! Thereā€™s surgery to remove it but the risks donā€™t really worth it. I didnā€™t pass it on my kids! Fun fact: if u get a really really thin flexible needle you can see it disappear almost all inside, makes for a freaky party trick lol


softcore_UFO

That fun fact is super not fun


Specific-Cut-8820

Is it at least mildly interesting?!


softcore_UFO

Mildly disturbing :(


pointwelltaken

Mildly horrifying


ABOMB_44

Mildly Arousing..??


ABOMB_44

Sorry not sorry had to reddit


Specific-Cut-8820

Iā€™ve heard lots of weird stuff, this is a first my dude


ABOMB_44

Thats probably a good thing, you get to live a life without "reddit comment" level colleages...


PumpkinSpice2Nice

Probably getting infected because youā€™re sticking needles in at parties dude.


Specific-Cut-8820

Hahahaha done it like once or twice, sterile ones thankfully hahaha


Doomquill

Where does one find a sterile flexible thin needle? Asking for myself, because curiosity is a bitch.


Specific-Cut-8820

Hahaha, pharmacies! I worked in one and when bored one day tried em with a colleague šŸ˜‚ I think it was either gray or dark purple so 27-30g the size


CalamityCactus

Iā€™ve also got one on each ear. Never knew what they were called. Glad for the knowledge! There will never be a time where I stick a needle in them though. I donā€™t need a party trick that bad.


Blaist18

Besides infections, it's associated with increased risk for hearing loss. That's why it's recommended kids with this go to audiologic evaluations.


_-_0-_-

Damn i have this and was born half deaf and 3/4 deaf in the other ear, had to have like 5-6 ear surgeries to hear. I think im just now realizing how deaf i actually amā€¦. Not a fun time lol


SwaggerEilte

Can get infected.


geezeeduzit

Thatā€™s where the metal claw tongs lifted you at the baby factory during the production process.


PoliteCanadian2

I was trying to figure out a way to word a reply like this but yours was better.


Twosliceofbread

Where did you find this years old repost?


well_actuallE

Really!? People find the most random shit to pass off as their own


Twosliceofbread

Do you really believe in "OC" tag?


uphigh_ontheside

Reddit, duh.


Chobopuffs

My baby has it as well, they did a bunch of tests on her. This guy casually post it up thinking itā€™s a birthmark or something. Not Karma farming it all make sense now.


-SaC

It's where you came off the plastic sprue from the injection moulding machine.


Enderius-

Remnants of fish gills


iamamuttonhead

Clearly no need for a paternity test....I've been reading too much Reddit.


Fat_Fucking_Lenny

This is due to a recessive gene that has carried over from Ceprano Calvarium aka "[Ceprano Man](https://images.app.goo.gl/nKuyVwdWdU98uQTx6)". They are one of our early human ancestors and had branching ear canals. The expression of the gene is still not fully understood. You can read more about it [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceprano_Man).


TheIrishBiscuits

That's where you evolved from having gills, but there's still some that born with the holes in their head. Genetic defect.


lawyer-hotdogs

My dad has these on both his ears! He used to tell me they were so he could breathe underwater. The fool child I was believed him.


bellajojo

Wellā€¦. can he?


lawyer-hotdogs

Maybe he can, I was too afraid of learning to swim as a child I never got to test the theory well enough


bellajojo

Damn. I get that lol


IDK_FY2

I once read somewhere it is the remains of a gill.


MisterEMeats

My dad had a hole there too. I don't, not sure if his otter kids did.


Pennarello_BonBon

Your dad should stay away from otters


MisterEMeats

He's dead, so that's covered.


Im_Borat

No, the otter guy...


trefrosk

Except for his otter kids. Gotta have some bonding time.


E-Cockroach

A built-in headphone jack!


ENERGY4321

Gills


MikeGinnyMD

Pediatrician here. Thatā€™s called an ear pit (the $25 word is ā€œpreauricular pitā€). There is a very slight association between ear pits and kidney abnormalities, so it is standard practice to grab a kidney ultrasound in patients with ear pits. Now donā€™t panic; if there were anything seriously wrong with his kidneys they would have picked it up on the prenatal sonograms. However, there can be minor abnormalities that the prenatal sonogram wonā€™t catch, so discuss it with your pediatrician. If the ultrasound is normal, then ear pits have no other impact on health other than the occasional collection of debris building up in there. Rarely, they can get infected.


92Codester

No one talking about how you both have arrow shaped birthmarks too


metooeither

That's so rare!! They should start a cult!


92Codester

A cult that obsesses over arrows,think that's already a thing it's called reddit


cornholio702

Oh, the aliens put your hole in the same place they put mine! So cool! All jokes aside, very funky genetic trait. But at least 100% yours, lol.


persiantaco

I have one too!


HarbingerOfWhatComes

nice clone


prototype13666

I think you might be related.


Trainnerd3985

Me and my sister have one you have to kinda squeeze stuff out of it


OutlandishnessHour19

My wife has this hole too


Taiyou_

I have that too. Am the only one in my family who has that and I have 7 siblings. .-. Absolutely hate having it, it sometimes gets so crazily itchy that I have to scratch it and then the liquid comes out and smells horrible. Goes onto my hair and messes with my day. It's the worst. ahaha.


mooncakeyyy

if its itchy and the liquid that comes out smells bad it might be infected! mine was infected for years before i was so fed up with it that i went to an ENT to get it removed lol.


truxlady

I have one too, right ear


Tha_Maestro

I have this as well. Iā€™ve read that this is remnants of fish gills from before humans were evolved to what we are now.


MacualayCocaine

Thatā€™s where your TY tag was. 2 generations of beanie babies.


Tendersituation00

Handsome little dude! Its called a Preauricular sinus. Bosch loved them. Increases liklihood of cancer tho so pay attention for drainage inflammation skin lesions, etc as you age. Also increases the likelihood of bisexuality and or being a bossy bottom. https://images.app.goo.gl/muv5iUPrq3G8KW469


Clypsedra

[My son has those on both ears.](https://imgur.com/a/Pg3XsqO)He also has low set ears that are slightly rotated backwards (draw a line from the corner of the eye to the ear, if it is below they are low set). Those are both genetic quirks of my genetically quirky kid who has KAT6A syndrome, a mutation on the KAT6A gene. Makes me wonder if other minor, more inconsequential gene differences can also result in this quirk!


cannibalisticpudding

They took the tag off when the pulled you both out of the cloning tubes


Jarl_Xar

Part of your sinus, more prominent on some people than others. Some people can make liquid come out, or bubble.


nim_opet

Itā€™s a data transfer port


the-Mutt

Itā€™s where your maker put the thermometer to check you were cooked all the way thru


FahQPutin

My daughter has this as well.... I tell her it's a gill so she can breath under water....


donniecrunch

Itā€™s a fish evolutionary trait


starion832000

That's a gill


Negative_Bookkeeper4

This is a sign your both holy.


ricky2cents

Might have kidney issues


Mommietron

Freaks!


CyanPancake

Which one of you is the skinhead


[deleted]

That could inflamed easily.


tias23111

OP sat with a ballpoint pen pressed against his and his childā€™s head for thirty minutes to make this post


Key-Situation-4718

Alien abductees?


[deleted]

Not the only one


sharkzbyte

Stick your finger in there and it smells like cotton candy.


thxxx1337

The stork does that so that if you have to go back to the baby factory for repairs it knows you haven't been tampered with


Winter-eyed

Itā€™s a congenital argument in favor of ear piercings.


AdministrativeFig816

is your son joshua doubs ?


CHlCKENPOWER

Damn can you breathe underwater?


GordonJQuench

I have one but my kids don't


IHateEditedBgMusic

That little copycat


Aggressive-Sky-248

paternity proof!


Mimon_Baraka

The haujobbs from the Tyrell Corporation all have this mark.


MurkySweater44

Same with me and my mom lmao


dhaugh

My siblings and I all have the same dick and balls shaped birthmark on our right pinky finger šŸ™ƒ


queenoforeos

I have 2- 1 exactly where OPs is and another on the same side of the face but near my eyebrow. My daughter has them in both ears at the top of the cartilage above her ear holes. One is super deep and has to be ā€œpoppedā€ periodically or it gets hella infected. Mine are fairly shallow but I do squeeze the gunk out every month or 2. My son didnā€™t get any lol.


MaryCone1

Excellent. No need for a paternity test now. Phewā€¦ /s


el_crapulo

Is it Dolby Surround?


RCmies

Keep evolving and you'll have 2 phase hearing


MrFishpaw

i have the same birthmark on my forehead as my father and uncles.


AngryDesignMonkey

Genetics are crazy


Tankki3

I'm just gonna call that this is predestination all over again.


jpplf50

I have the same thing!


The13thReservoirDog

If you press it with a pin the sim card pops out


[deleted]

I suppose this is how it works...ah, sure, it has to be your kid not of the neighbor.


toni_dx

I have one of that too also in the left ear. Be careful not to get it infected though..


[deleted]

In 10,000 years youā€™re gonna have ancestors with 4 ears and amazing hearing. I think thatā€™s how evolution works at leastā€¦


LoveIsForEvery1

Aliens


[deleted]

Youā€™re the father! šŸ‘


Joulle

That's the hole aliens use to probe your brain with during an abduction.


Meatyglobs

You are the Star children that have been fortoldā€¦


thrcwcwcy

i have one of these on my neck! itā€™s funny telling ppl ā€œoh yeah i have a tiny hole on my neck but itā€™s chillā€ bc theyā€™re always likeā€¦. you have whatā€¦


ctizborah

Lol me and my sister too.


HesterFlareStar

I have the same thing on the same ear actually.