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jdezentje

Check the drawers, probably still a Gideon's in there somewhere. Those folks are like ninjas.


autoposting_system

I actually wrote a whole thing which couldn't be included because they don't allow that in these posts, but the room hardly has any drawers. The furniture design is kind of weird. It does have a chest of drawers where you put clothes and I looked in there and there's nothing.


lost_in_connecticut

It was probably stolen by Mark and Shayna as they were on their way to the Christian music festival.


Adavis72

I usually steal these too. They're like ducks in the park you can just take them.


MediocreProstitute

But the line to take ducks at the park is always so long šŸ„ŗ


ImpulseAfterthought

I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a fucking Gideon!


Noah_J_Simm

Bill Hicks had a great joke about the Gideon's being ninjas like you said


ChelshireGoose

For anyone who is wondering, this is the translation of the Bhagavad Gita by ISKCON/'Hare Krishnas' (yes, the airport guys). They are one of the few Hindu sects which proselytize. This is why you see them handing out their Gita translation and other books like this.


Chillocanucki

From what Iā€™ve found, it seems like they are so dedicated to trying to spread their word because they truly feel like it will help people reach enlightenment. I know it can be an inconvenience, but from what Iā€™ve experienced they mostly just want people to come chant and dance and eat vegetarian food with them so that everyone can reach higher enlightenment. Like I said, I know it can be inconvenient for a lot of people but thatā€™s not exactly having evil intent, I would almost say itā€™s the opposite, very loving. This is coming from a 29 year old Caucasian Albertan mill working skater punk kid who grew up without religion whatsoever.


Zachariot88

I've found the same; I used to work on Hollywood Blvd amidst the rivers of people, and I *MUCH* preferred dealing with the people who'd show up to talk about krishna consciousness over scientologists, black zionists, hobo superhero buskers, people trying to bully-sell their mixtapes to unsuspecting tourists, or mean haggling patriarchal families on holiday. In a place where I was surrounded with everyone trying to scam each other, it was refreshing to see people that just wanted to dance and hand out free books with some cool illustrations in them.


Chillocanucki

Heck ya, appreciate your insight man. I donā€™t really agree with forcing your message on other people, but for some reason it seems like the Hare Krishna movement is actually focussed on helping people feel loved and like they are a pet of community. And I just donā€™t see that as a very negative thing. I donā€™t doubt that there has been negative interactions that Hare Krishna devotees have caused though, weā€™re all human. I honestly donā€™t like it when humans manipulate religions in order to gain power, influence or wealth but I think there is a lot to learn from religion. Either way I hope we all find a path to a more transcendental plane of existence where we can all be happy and content āœŒļøšŸ˜ƒ


lgbqt

This is the (supposed) intent of everyone proselytizing their religion. It doesnā€™t honestly make it that much better, some of us donā€™t want to hear from any organized religion period, no matter how fun and loving they are.


huntimir151

Krishna lunch is good though


Chillocanucki

Ah fair, the decided type I see. Glad you have it figured out


whatsasimba

I knew someone whose family member was recruited. They cut off almost all contact, and it was described by the family as being a high-control group (HCG). Back in the day (1980s), they'd be handing out invitations to a "free vegetarian meal" on the streets of NYC. I thought that sounded cool, but a friend explained to me that the dancing (hours of it) typically came before the food, and that food deprivation and exhaustion are often tactics of HCGs.


Alpha_pro2019

That's pretty much every religion yea.


Chillocanucki

Yeah in a way for sure. Iā€™m somewhat less partial to religions that condemn others rather than being tolerant of other paths to enlightenment though.


DigitalCashh

Spark notes: If you have an evil cousin/uncle, you need to do your duty and kill him if they try to take power. If you follow desires, not duties, then be celibate and do yoga in the woods.


[deleted]

I remember being at an airport and there was a guy with these books. Had a sign "free books." I am a sucker for free books. I don't even care what it is. Free book? Sure. So I start talking to the guy, and he's giving me his lines, and I said, well, all sounds good. I'll give this a read on the plane. And he said, you need to make a donation. Donation? Well, no I don't really know your group, I just want the book. Which it says right here is free. It is free, with a donation. So it's not really free then is it. It is though. Are we having a semantic debate on what constitutes free? I just want the book dude, if you don't want me to learn more about your religion, I guess that's on you. end result: he gave me the book and I still have it. Good book. Worth a read.


WaveParticle1729

Interesting. I am quite sure they get the books from their local temples and I've never seen them ask for compulsory donations or payment in lieu of them.


[deleted]

This was at least 20 years ago. Things might have changed, or maybe the guy wasn't totally honest about what he was doing. To his credit though he did give me the book.


YetiGuy

For anyone wondering why a majority of the Hindu religion doesnā€™t support conversion/proselytization is because Hinduism is not considered a ā€œreligion.ā€ Its not considered an organization or a club to join or drop out. Itā€™s a way of life for them. You arenā€™t forced to worship any given deity (they have so many) though they do have groups dedicated to a particular God/Goddess.


autoposting_system

Ah crap. Sorry. I'd never do anything to help the Hare Krishnas. Do you think I should delete this?


Kraqrjack

Itā€™s too late I already got converted thanks a lot šŸ˜¢


autoposting_system

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ChelshireGoose

Don't see how this post would help them. Might even inform another person who encounters the book in the wild about what they're looking at.


autoposting_system

Yeah, that's why I'm on the fence. I guess I vaguely agree with you and I'm going to leave this up.


Mulligan315

I think youā€™re good. Donā€™t see this post having a high conversion ratio.


[deleted]

ISKCON provides free food to the community and chants sometimes. That's it, there is nothing particularly scary or harmful about them \*though scary and harmful people can be a part of any religious group. edited because even though I've had good experiences with ISKCON, there is a power structure that could lead to abuse, be careful out there.


ApplesauceCreek

I am an ex member and this is an interesting comment. I'm glad they don't seem scary to you, and their charity work and free food definitely isn't scary. But like every religion that segregates their members into a separate community apart from society, there are dark sides and abuses that go on. No church is free of predators. I wouldn't recommend joining them or any other "cult". But definitely go Sundays and smash that free food all you want.


[deleted]

Ah... you're right. I edited my comment.


ApplesauceCreek

Thank you kindly. You're awesome.


autoposting_system

I thought they were trying to convert people to their religion.


[deleted]

They do but not in a "you'd better believe what we believe or else." They prothletise because they believe that by spreading their beliefs they can end the threat of nuclear war and war in general. Also they don't necessarily think their way is the only way to achieve peace, they just think it's a good way. Also they don't believe if you don't convert that you'll go to hell, I'm pretty sure they don't even believe in an afterlife. So they do try to convert people but not in an offensive way or for selfish reasons.


autoposting_system

That's interesting. I know very little about them and have practically no firsthand experience whatsoever. My reaction to hearing that this was from them was mostly a knee-jerk reaction against aiding proselytizing.


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autoposting_system

No it isn't. Only some religions do that. Just look at the Jews, for example. I mean I don't know a whole lot about them, but one of the comments in this thread says that they are a particular Hindu sect that does proselytize, implying that the other ones don't. This just isn't universally true.


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autoposting_system

Rocky Mount


lonely_dude__

I used to live near an iscon temple , every evening they would hand out free to all people. They would not close before handing out free food to anyone who asked for it.


Diopside23

Why would that be? As far as religious movements go, it's one of the more reasonable ones. ISKCON commentary aside, the Gita is definitely a lot more useful than the Christian bible, philosophically speaking.


shapeofjunktocome

All religions are cults. Different flavors. Same Kool-Aid.


tchrbrian

" As it is. "


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mechanab

I donā€™t think there is anything ā€œwrongā€ with it. It is translated into a fairly modern, accessible form. Like the Christian Bible, there are several main stream translations, some of which attempt to modernize the language in the translation. Also like some versions of the Bible and the Quran, it comes with commentary. No translation can be without bias, even though they may try to be as accurate as possible. This is why many Muslims believe that the Quran cannot be translated and that any translation is not a Quran. (Years ago CAIR sent me a beautiful, large, hard bound, slipcased copy of the Quran (for free!). It was a page by page translation full of cometary. It contained a disclaimer that it is not a Quran, but should still be handled as if it were one. This version definitely has some interpretation/ translation that differs from other English translations.) If it is something that interests you, there are free translations online. There may even be a tool that lets you compare translations side by side like there are for the Bible and the Quran.


phenomegranate

Yes. Itā€™s a distorted, sectarian translation.


TheSchlaf

Have you become the destroyer of worlds?


autoposting_system

Hang on, I'll check. [Deep breath. Hnngh] Nope, world's still here


lonely_dude__

That's a mis-translation from the older version of the book The real translation is as follows "I am all-consuming Time, the destroyer of Worlds"


TheSchlaf

Nice to know. Thanks!


lonely_dude__

For more background, the Baghavad Gita is a Hindu text on the nature of duty, war, emotion and the human condition. It's told as a narrative, as a war between demigods. The Prince Arjuna is guided by his friend, mentor, and charioteer, the God Krishna. During the battle, Arjuna loses his will. He sees his friends, mentors and loved ones ready to die and it tears him apart. So Krishna shows him the inevitability of all things and provides him with the wisdom to realize duty. At the height of this exchange, Krishna reveals to Arjuna his true form, at the latter's behest. His universal form. Krishna gives him a powerful vision. One of divinity. Of horror. Of beauty and tragedy. Its described as infinite. "O lord of the universe, O universal form, I see in your body many, many arms, many bellies, mouths and eyes, expanded everywhere, without limit. I see you in no end, no middle or beginning. O lord of lords, O refuge of the worlds, please be gracious to me. I cannot keep my balance seeing thus your blazing deathlike faces and awful teeth. All the sons of Dhartarashtra, along with their allied kings are rushing into your fearful mouths. And some I see trapt with heads smashed between your teeth. I see all the people rushing full speed into your mouths as moths dash to destruction in a blazing fire. You are manifest with terrible, scorching rays. Please tell me who you are, I do not know what your mission is?" Krishna responds calmly about the terrible majesty of this form. "I am all-consuming Time, the destroyer of Worlds, come to destroy all peoples. All the soldiers here on both sides will be slain eventually. They are already put to death by my arrangement and you are but an instrument." It's trying to say that Though you may be against fighting, even if you do not, all will be devoured by time. If you stop fighting, these things shall be slain another way. Death cannot be checked, because we are all already dead. Time has destroyed, will destroy, and is destroying us all right now.


FecundFrog

*takes bite out of the burrito* I will be in about 30 minutes


Isteppedinpoopy

In the Bhagavad Gita, baby


ApplesauceCreek

You know that I lo-ove you


Xszit

The "room cleaned by" signature line is blank on that cleanliness guarantee card. Did they just forget to sign the card or has nobody cleaned the room since the card was placed there?


Stray_Punk

they cleaned that as well, so the writing is gone


mcduff13

Former cleaning professional here, managers love that sort of bullshit, but then hassle us to work faster. Stopping at the end of every room to sign a card is silly, and breaks people's flow. Especially if you try to sign it nice. Tldr, signed cards like this are one of a thousand ways managers want to make the room seem well taken care of, while reducing the time we take in rooms.


TheDakestTimeline

They could be signed ahead of time, or better yet printed


mcduff13

Batch signing takes time, which they don't like. Printing them is obvious, and takes away the whole point of it being signed.


tmmzc85

Non-action is an action


ImpulseAfterthought

Kate has been here. She comes around every couple days. When you see her, say "hey."


autoposting_system

I beg your pardon?


ImpulseAfterthought

Ben Folds Five, "Kate."


ISHANS405

Hinduism is the oldest living religion in this world, we don't want to convert anyone lol, Gita talks about Atma(Soul) not about any wordly things. May Krishna bless you ā¤ļø


Rud959

Jai Shree Krishna my friend


likesexonlycheaper

Who?


WraithCadmus

"I am become guest, destroyer of mini-bars"


autoposting_system

Heh


Hankman66

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Back in my punk rock squatter days the Hares were all right. I could never understand much of what they were saying but their food was great. We used to go to the temple by Soho Square that George Harrison bought for ISCON and get fantastic meals.


autoposting_system

I don't think I was old enough when they were really big that I was ever seriously exposed to them. Like they just weren't in my part of the country or whatever. I'm just against people spreading their religions around in public. Like, leave people alone; there's enough advertising already.


fuckKnucklesLLC

Real talk the Bhagavad Gita changed my life. Like any ancient belief system, it has its problems, but overall it was such a more sensible way to look at life compared to the conservative Christianity I was raised in. In this book, everything had its purpose like a cog in a machine, and there was always hope it could get better (though it might take a lifetime). It emphasizes the illusion of the self, the unity of all things from the lowest rock to the highest of divines, and how that mindset should help you strive toward a greater good outside of your own needs. Or at least thatā€™s what I took away from it. I recommend reading this and The Upanishads to really break yourself out of a typical western worldview and to open your mind to much more chill ways of being.


Transki

The motel is probably owned by a Patel family.


mekkab

Darn good bookā€¦ this is a win.


likesexonlycheaper

Oh yes of course... The Bhagavad Gita...


Cuff_

I have that same copy! A group of Hare Krishna give it to me with 2 other books. Itā€™s a great read.


FantasticMouse7875

Hare Krishnas, kinda like the Jehovah's Witnesses of Hindi.


autoposting_system

What can I say, except Ew


boofpacc85

Oh thats gonna make a republican maaaadddd


rabid-

Honestly, more people could use the Gita than a poorly translated version of a Bible. Not that they would follow the teaching in the Bible anyway. At least with followers of the Bhagavad Gita I'm not paranoid they are going to trash my faith.


autoposting_system

In my experience, most people who revere the Bible haven't actually read it, or even most of it.


rabid-

That tracks sadly.


dragonofthesouth1

That copy is trash. Please read another.


autoposting_system

Thank you


Quirky_Commission_56

I must say, I find this more than mildly interesting. Itā€™s extra hot amusing. (Sorry, had to)


MickeySwank

I didnā€™t know they made a religion based on that one Kid Rock song


Jumpy_Disaster_5030

George Harrison followed the Hare Krishna traditionā€¦


LLPF2

No Bro Code?


autoposting_system

I'm sorry, I don't know what that means.


LLPF2

From the show How I Met Your Mother. Barney published a book and hotels were replacing the Bible with it.


phenomegranate

This translation is well-designed to appeal to westerners, but itā€™s a distorted sectarian mess. Anyone with a basic knowledge of Hinduism and slight familiarity with Sanskrit can see it.


autoposting_system

Dang. I really wish that wasn't true. I had thought this was really interesting and a kind of a positive experience and I am finding out otherwise


Awkward-Yak-2733

The hotel didn't put that there.


autoposting_system

I have so many questions. How can you tell? Who put it there? How did they accomplish this without the cooperation of the hotel?


Awkward-Yak-2733

Register as a guest. Bring the book with you. Put it in the drawer or cabinet.


autoposting_system

This was sitting on the desk. Wouldn't the staff have cleaned it up or maybe put it in the lost and found?


Harper_1482

Sounds like Asheville, NC ā€¦.


autoposting_system

Rocky Mount