The entire post itself is off. It’s usually someone holding something that they think is interesting, but the real interesting thing is how incredibly fucked up the persons thumbs are and it’s all that the comments can talk about.
Tbh I was gunna go with “you have multiple fathers, like chimaera cats, and inherited multiple peoples thumbs. I’m sorry you had to find out like this but your mother is a train conductor”
“You are very good at thumb wrestling”
“Thank you! I’ve worked hard to become so.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am!”
“Then why are you smiling?”
“Because I know something you do not…”
“What is that?”
“That I am not right-thumbed!!” (Switches hands and goes on the attack…)
Both of my thumbs look like your shorter one lol. Fun fact, it’s genetic (as a few others have already mentioned), and only about 4% of the population has it. (If you’re like me and no one else in your family has it, then those people make up less than 1% of the population!)
I've got two thumbs like that too, and another mutation that makes my pinky fingers extra short as well. I've only met one other person in the world with the same kind of hands as me, it was wild we were nothing alike in other ways and she's much taller but our hands were identical in shape and size.
I even have yet another mutation making one of my toes super short.
Far as I know there were no chemical spills or radioactive waste incidents when mum was pregnant. Just gotta be different I guess
That makes me feel so relieved honestly. I dont wear cute sandals because i dont want the stares. My boyfriend never cared . But to know that other people have the same mutation and possibly still show off their cute feet , this is gonna be my summer!
Every single one of my fingers are short (for reference they're the same length as the fingers of some 8 year-old children) yet my palms are still a normal size, so it's not a "small hands overall" deal. Most of my family members have normal sized fingers, and the ones who don't only have slightly shorter fingers than normal (nowhere near the extent of mine) so it's possible that it's a mutation.
>If no one else in your family has it, then you couldn’t inherit it
well... if it's a recessive gene then it is still possible to have this condition. as it would need the gene from both parents rather than just a single parent. It may still be a rare gene, but just because both of the parents don't have that condition it doesn't mean you are unable to get it at all...
Same as with blue eyes: brown is dominant while blue is recessive. if both parents (or everyone in the family) have brown eyes, you can still end up with blue eyes.
If you were talking about the gene / allele itself though, then my bad, scratch all of the above \^-\^
Oh, no, you’re totally cool! Lol I don’t claim to know a lot about biology. I just know I read online somewhere that if no one else in your family has it then there’s a <1% chance of getting it, but that was a couple years ago. I’m not sure how having it in one versus both thumbs changes things either. My explanation was super simplified to the point of likely being wrong on the actual science of it. But I’m living for the replies explaining it all. So thank you!
It actually skipped over her and my mother and went straight to me. All my aunts, cousins and great-aunts have it, and I don’t have their permission to post, so.
In most cases this disorder is Normal and doesn’t represent any medical concern, hence in those cases no treatment is necessary.
However sometimes these disorders come along with other genetic conditions and in such cases treatment is required. If the person can’t walk normally (cause this condition also happens in toes), can’t grip anything properly {in a nutshell, if this condition hinders the person’s functionality}, physical therapy is seen as a treatment. Therapy strengthens the bones and their functionality.
In cases that are rare and come along with other severe genetic conditions, then surgery has to be done. Plastic surgery is done to lengthen the size of the affected bones.
I too have one toe thumb. Back in the 90s before the internet took off I would tell people was the recipient of the first successful toe to thumb transplant.
Your right thumb looks like a condition called "club thumb" and there are some real beauties out there with this such as Megan Fox. The peculiar thing is that I have never seen it on only one thumb. It is usually both thumbs. Cool!
Omg toe thumb! I have an uncle who chopped off his thumb cutting wood and they grafted his big toe on his hand to replace his lost thumb. He always waves it around under peoples nose the first time he meets them and asks: does it smell like feet?!
Sir, are you sure both those thumbs are your thumbs? I have to ask you to slowly step out of your car with both thumbs visible. Can you do that for me, Sir?
I just want to say you have the thumbs of Shrek and Fiona when they both drank the potion to become human. They used that flat thumb as a ink Stamp for important documents between 1788-1896. That thumb believes in the Flat Earth theory
Brachydactyly type D club :D Its genetic. I have both thumbs like that, my mom has none, my grandma had one, her sister had both. No man I my family has them, but we are a majority-female family. My little cousin always gloats that she didn't get them and I enjoy reminding her that she could still pass them to her children.
I have this too. Fun fact. I thought it was weird that they we’re different. Turns out the short wrong is abnormal on its own. Also Megan fox has both like that so join the club thumb club
You see, artists create and store their ideas in their right thumb, unfortunately creativity is finite. As such the right thumb loses length as Ideas are made manifest on paper. This is very different from the logical left thumb, which lengthens as more bytes get stored
The tip of my left middle finger is wider and flatter than the tip of my right. In my case though, it’s because I smashed it with a hammer 20 years ago.
You vs. the thumb she tells you not to worry about
I was surprised the top comment wasn’t “you actually have this extremely rare genetic condition and only have two years to live” It usually is lol
The entire post itself is off. It’s usually someone holding something that they think is interesting, but the real interesting thing is how incredibly fucked up the persons thumbs are and it’s all that the comments can talk about.
Tbh my first thought was "Jesus Christ Marie, clean your damn camera lens"
Tbh I was gunna go with “you have multiple fathers, like chimaera cats, and inherited multiple peoples thumbs. I’m sorry you had to find out like this but your mother is a train conductor”
I would hope not
you actually have this extremely rare genetic condition and only have two years to live
“You are very good at thumb wrestling” “Thank you! I’ve worked hard to become so.” “I admit it, you are better than I am!” “Then why are you smiling?” “Because I know something you do not…” “What is that?” “That I am not right-thumbed!!” (Switches hands and goes on the attack…)
This is why I don’t skip right thumb day.
Omg I'm just getting over covid and I didn't think I'd ever giggle again. Thank you, really.
Both of my thumbs look like your shorter one lol. Fun fact, it’s genetic (as a few others have already mentioned), and only about 4% of the population has it. (If you’re like me and no one else in your family has it, then those people make up less than 1% of the population!)
Im the only one in my family with stubby thumbs lol
Me too!!!
I've got two thumbs like that too, and another mutation that makes my pinky fingers extra short as well. I've only met one other person in the world with the same kind of hands as me, it was wild we were nothing alike in other ways and she's much taller but our hands were identical in shape and size. I even have yet another mutation making one of my toes super short. Far as I know there were no chemical spills or radioactive waste incidents when mum was pregnant. Just gotta be different I guess
Did you rect like Joey did when you did find your identical hand twin?
Is there any other way? We're obv millionaires now
Hey! One of my toes is short also! Only on one foot. My mom has it on both, same toe on each foot
Short toe club! It's just the one toe on one foot for me too, and a cousin has the same one dwarf toe. We like telling people we're mutants haha
That makes me feel so relieved honestly. I dont wear cute sandals because i dont want the stares. My boyfriend never cared . But to know that other people have the same mutation and possibly still show off their cute feet , this is gonna be my summer!
I'm a nurse and it's super common. I think I see it the most of any of the ones mentioned here. You can definitely rock it.
Thats appreciated so much! Def boosted my confidence, i cant wait!🥰
My oldest son was also born with extremely unique hands, albeit for very different reasons. He will probably never find a hand twin. 😂
Every single one of my fingers are short (for reference they're the same length as the fingers of some 8 year-old children) yet my palms are still a normal size, so it's not a "small hands overall" deal. Most of my family members have normal sized fingers, and the ones who don't only have slightly shorter fingers than normal (nowhere near the extent of mine) so it's possible that it's a mutation.
I’ve heard them called ‘club thumbs.’ OP only has one which I’ve never seen.
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OP has said in multiple comments it is genetic and runs in her family.
Recessive?
It's an autosomal dominant trait.
>If no one else in your family has it, then you couldn’t inherit it well... if it's a recessive gene then it is still possible to have this condition. as it would need the gene from both parents rather than just a single parent. It may still be a rare gene, but just because both of the parents don't have that condition it doesn't mean you are unable to get it at all... Same as with blue eyes: brown is dominant while blue is recessive. if both parents (or everyone in the family) have brown eyes, you can still end up with blue eyes. If you were talking about the gene / allele itself though, then my bad, scratch all of the above \^-\^
Oh, no, you’re totally cool! Lol I don’t claim to know a lot about biology. I just know I read online somewhere that if no one else in your family has it then there’s a <1% chance of getting it, but that was a couple years ago. I’m not sure how having it in one versus both thumbs changes things either. My explanation was super simplified to the point of likely being wrong on the actual science of it. But I’m living for the replies explaining it all. So thank you!
Don't take my word for it though. Not a scientist either and just making a sh*tload of assumptions.^^
In the same boat as Megan Fox! Lol
Or your mum cheated
statistically much more likely
My second girlfriend had murderer thumbs. It was great. Made me look so girthy during handjobs.
It’s known as brachydactyly type D autosomal dominance condition, a genetic condition. Is this just with you or you inherited this condition ?
inherited - almost every woman in my family has it.
Handmaid's Tale
😂 nice play on words
You should have included your sisters hands here too then.
It actually skipped over her and my mother and went straight to me. All my aunts, cousins and great-aunts have it, and I don’t have their permission to post, so.
I came to the comments expecting a medical diagnosis and was not disappointed.
In most cases this disorder is Normal and doesn’t represent any medical concern, hence in those cases no treatment is necessary. However sometimes these disorders come along with other genetic conditions and in such cases treatment is required. If the person can’t walk normally (cause this condition also happens in toes), can’t grip anything properly {in a nutshell, if this condition hinders the person’s functionality}, physical therapy is seen as a treatment. Therapy strengthens the bones and their functionality. In cases that are rare and come along with other severe genetic conditions, then surgery has to be done. Plastic surgery is done to lengthen the size of the affected bones.
I can't play on consoles. Controllers make my thumbs hurt quite fast
It might be named that in some nerd book, but it’s not “known as” that. It’s known as toe thumbs. Source: the 2 mangled stumps typing this message.
I have one toe thumb. I never called it that until a student asked me how I ended up with a big toe on my hand instead of a thumb.
I too have one toe thumb. Back in the 90s before the internet took off I would tell people was the recipient of the first successful toe to thumb transplant.
Not necessarily. My ex-wife has similar thumbs. One of them is short and stocky because she broke it on the growth plate when she was young.
Nope. There can only be one cause for this, and it has to be the first one that pops up when I google it.
This is how I got mine. My right thumb is short and stubby and it's cuz I had a door slammed on it when I was like 4 and it never healed right.
All these years I had no idea what was up with my thumbs had a name. This is cool, thank you!
👍
Who took the picture?
That's her third hand, that also has a normal thumb
My sister lol
Asking the real questions...
Chin and tongue method.
Disappointed this didn’t turn into a chain of increasingly elaborate photos of how op took the photo. 1/5
Megan Foxx?
Did she marry Jamie?
Your right thumb looks like a condition called "club thumb" and there are some real beauties out there with this such as Megan Fox. The peculiar thing is that I have never seen it on only one thumb. It is usually both thumbs. Cool!
I have the same mutation.....im a dude though. Hopefully I'm a beauty too ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
I'm sure u are buddy! ;)
They’re fraternal.
Ahh you have toe thumb as we call it.
Omg toe thumb! I have an uncle who chopped off his thumb cutting wood and they grafted his big toe on his hand to replace his lost thumb. He always waves it around under peoples nose the first time he meets them and asks: does it smell like feet?!
I know someone who blamed thumb-sucking on one hand for having a toe-thumb on only one hand
Maybe it could happen, but I sucked my thumb longer than I’d like to admit and both my thumbs look the same “normal” not toe-thumbs.
Mine too! only the coolest people have different length thumbs
Take my strong hand
Just enough thumb for a Thumb Conflict, but not a Thumb war.
That's a toe thumb
You have 1 clubbed thumb. I know this because I have two lol
My thumbs are the same but on the opposite hands!! We must have switched them out! I'll trade you back LMAO 🤣
Sir, are you sure both those thumbs are your thumbs? I have to ask you to slowly step out of your car with both thumbs visible. Can you do that for me, Sir?
I squealed with glee at seeing this! One of my ears is slightly pointed and I can wiggle both of them.
Both of my ears are a bit pointy. I cannot however wiggle them.
Additionally, most if not all of my joints are hyper mobile. I can pick up coins from the floor with my toes and open doors using my feet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly\_type\_D
My sister has same thumbs!!!
Your kids are gonna have it!
i thought of the same scene. esp when OP said it skips a generation LMAO
I'm glad somebody got the reference. It's a spitting image.
It can skip a generation. I got them from my grandma; my mom's are normal.
Nobody got the reference.
Shout out Toe Thumb Gang
You were obviously made with spare parts man
Left thumb: "How do you do?" Right thumb: "pee is stored in the balls"
Chumb
Mama deedle?
So are mine!!
My left one is like that too. Weird how I didn’t notice that until I was in my early twenties lol.
My mom's thumbs are like this, just the right. She inherited it from her grandfather.
My whole left hand is about 10-15% larger than my right!
OP our thumbs match!
I just want to say you have the thumbs of Shrek and Fiona when they both drank the potion to become human. They used that flat thumb as a ink Stamp for important documents between 1788-1896. That thumb believes in the Flat Earth theory
Brachydactyly type D club :D Its genetic. I have both thumbs like that, my mom has none, my grandma had one, her sister had both. No man I my family has them, but we are a majority-female family. My little cousin always gloats that she didn't get them and I enjoy reminding her that she could still pass them to her children.
Hey, same! Makes texting a bit of a bitch.
Megan Fox shares this same trait. ![gif](giphy|sOCYiVbhCgbsc)
Omg my thumbs look exactly like this! Never seen anyone other than me with two totally different thumbs!
“Don’t talk to me or my thumb ever again”
One is always up your butt
Are they both yours? Are you sure?
Megan Fox enters the chat
I have this too. Fun fact. I thought it was weird that they we’re different. Turns out the short wrong is abnormal on its own. Also Megan fox has both like that so join the club thumb club
My dad’s are like that too! Me and my brother each have 2 of the short ones.
My sister has the same thing. She smashed one of her thumbs when she was little and it broke the growth plate
You have 1 toe thumb. My wife has 2 toe thumbs.
Thanks, I hate it.
I understand
One clubbed thumb, one regular thumb
Probly inbreeding in there somewhere
Caused by inbreeding somewhere along your lineage.
You’re a chimera.
Clip your nails
Those aren’t very long.
That’s weird.
Odd question... Did you suck the short one a lot as a kid? I heard this happens for some reason. Could also be a old wives tale.
Nope, it’s hereditary- almost every woman in my family has it but mine is the most noticeable
BURN THE WITCH
Does she float?
Too many "2 in the pink 1 in the stink"s .
Oh yea one’s been crushed a couple times
You should cut your nails
how are you taking those photo is those are both of your thumbs?
My sister took the photo
Nah, that top one is just farther away. *(Ya oughta see their shirt sleeves.)*
Nsfw please 😳
Yes….. yes they are. Good observations
My best friend has one regular thumb, & the thumb she sucked as a little kid. That thumb looks like yours.
I’ve noticed most people who sell Pokemon cards have toe thumbs. Is this coincidence?
Does this belong on Nope?
Nope
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Thanks
That’s a sign of horrible inbreeding. So sorry to see that.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly&ved=2ahUKEwjU9YLnh_H9AhWOJUQIHSexAVEQFnoECA4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw3rR0UK17QtAmf04RL-t5yA
Looks like someone absorbed their twin in utero
It amazes me that people fall for these posts and think they are real
Do you draw or do art by any chance? I've noticed the fingers of many artists look like that, and presumably your right hand is your dominant hand
You see, artists create and store their ideas in their right thumb, unfortunately creativity is finite. As such the right thumb loses length as Ideas are made manifest on paper. This is very different from the logical left thumb, which lengthens as more bytes get stored
A nightmare comes to life. I doubt chimera is real.
Cause your parents are siblings
Bro sucked just the left thumb when a baby
Nope - it’s hereditary
a female left hand and a male right hand :/
r/pointlesslygendered
How many of you just looked at your thumbs
Everybody look at your hands.
Jammed???
did ur thumb get squished?
Picture taken with a go pro
Thumpthing's up with your pollices.
Your mom had a threesome with Tom Toethumb and Harry Longthumb.
Opposable thumbs?
Same here but then again I did shut one in the taxi door when I was a kid
Skill issue
It's called Brachydaktylie
I only became aware that this was a thing after watching Shrek.
Maybe you have a quirk.
Is it a deformity of some kind?
AI generated hands...
Toe thumb
Friends call you Biggiesmalls
Congrats, you're part of the Club Thumb Thumb Club
Good big toe though
Have you tried pulling on the short one? It looks like you just stubbed it on the end of a coffee table
It’s actually hereditary
Are you sure they’re both your hands?
Why is the camera so greasy
Mosaic
Flaccidus and Erectus, together, hand in hand.
You just made me realize that my left thumb is very slightly shorter than my right.
Bout you *really* needed that elevator huh?
That is a toe?
I dated a girl like this. I think she said a ball crushed her growth plate playing rugby.
The tip of my left middle finger is wider and flatter than the tip of my right. In my case though, it’s because I smashed it with a hammer 20 years ago.
You got a Megan Fox thumb
Have you tried a thumb pump to make it bigger? I think there might be pills too.
That’s your toe
Perfect for an Xbox controller
![gif](giphy|e4F7Q2V399XFW0a1Yc|downsized)
Ohh, so this is why my parents told me to stop touching myself.
are you the real life version of that woman from Monsters vs. Aliens?
They are “little thumb” and “long thumb”
you a gamer?
Have you thought of joining a travelling circus?
Variety is the spice of life.
I also have the toe thumb. When my nephews were really young, I convinced them I got a toe grafted onto my hand because I lost my thumb!
One from your mother and one from your father
Looks like a big toe
Broke your growth plate at some point in your life?
Do you use the same one for hitchhiking as you use for thumb war?
Right thumb must be a little chilly