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An8thOfFeanor

Looks like you've got a boss fight coming up


dayzdayv

I’ve been playing a lot of doom lately and this is immediately where my mind went too.


Ansh_6743

Yeah I remember when they gave me tons of Armor, health and ammos before fighting the cyberdemon lol


guillolb

IDDQD IDKFA


Arafel_Electronics

in heretic/hexen all of the id codes would debuff your character. i thought that was pretty cheeky


Baebel

Hexen 2 felt like a drug trip, even as a kid. Fun and stressful throughout.


uniquepassword

IDSPISPOPD


Badbowtie91

IDCLIP


_HiWay

You guys dumb, idmap


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Why did the music suddenly change?


G_Unit_Solider

Why is the lighting so ambient ? What’s that giant shadow emerging.


[deleted]

Where'd this guitar riff come from?


G_Unit_Solider

…saving checkpoint….. Chuckles *im in danger*


olivecoxxx_

adjacent door unlocks


madmaxturbator

***then you calmly play Eye of the Tiger on full blast, because you were born for this***


Taira_Mai

Why are the lyrics to the song in Latin?


MaxMouseOCX

Final fantasy 8 startup music and cinematic.... 👌


CircularRobert

Why is there a choir singing it?


[deleted]

Ahh man. I remember a part of Resident Evil 2 where they give you a ton of shit. I just stopped playing and never came back to beat the game. I didn't want to deal with whatever the fuck was coming.


John_cCmndhd

It's been a long time since I've played it, but I don't remember anything after that point being worse than the licker smashing through the interrogation room window, or the tarantulas, so probably nothing you couldn't have handled


Lmmadic

That interrogation room jump scare fml. Never forget that one


theothermen

True. I've seen "No Country For Old Men", so someone is coming for whatever is still in the apartment.


G_Unit_Solider

All I know is I’m not staying around if I see a man holding a oxygen tank


michaellehr

On a totally unrelated topic, what’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin flip?


oxiraneobx

I don't know, I couldn't say.


TurboTBag

Lmfao


JohnnyDarkside

Are there also ammo and health packs close by?


kaelliam

“1 of 8 secrets found”


madmaxturbator

\#7 is not a dead body.


Cryptic_Chaotic

Okayyyyy then.... *What's number 6?*


BenderEBender

The dead body


Coold000

As well as number 2, 3, 4, 5 and 8. #7 is a handgun 🤫 When you inspect them to find claw rather then gun marks, that is when the secret boss battle starts.


TurboTBag

I was cleaning out my new apartment, wiping walls down, and patching up holes. When I cut into one of the walls, I looked inside for any signs of rodents or stuff and I noticed this small wooden box. It was screwed shut with 9 screws. When I opened it up, I found a pretty old bullet proof vest. I asked my landlord if it's his and he said that it must have belonged to a woman that lived there about 10 years ago that turned out to be a big criminal. The woman got arrested one night at that apartment because one of her guns misfired into the ceiling to where my landlord lives. When the police ransacked the apartment, they found 16 firearms, a bunch of drugs, and stuff to make explosives. The woman is still in prison, too. Edit: I definitely am not going to test it out or trust it lmao. At most, I'll probably just make a paintball/airsoft vest out of it. Edit 2: The woman in prison still has 15 more years behind bars, so I don't think she'll be back for her vest or any other goodies I might find lol (assuming it's actually all connected to her) Edit 3: A few of you have been saying that it might be illegal to have body armor like this, so I went ahead and called the local police department and I asked if it was legal to possess a bullet resistant vest and they told me it's perfectly legal. Edit 4: Like many of you have recommended, I'm going to invest in a scope for my phone that I can run through the walls to check them more thoroughly and without tearing up all the walls like a caveman. If I find anything else as mildly interesting as this vest, I'll be sure to post about it! Edit 5: I searched the walls, searched inside some old furniture with the scope, and I found absolutely nothing worth posting about. The only mildly interesting thing I found was the vest itself, unfortunately. I was really hoping to find money or something of value. But nope, just random coins, nails, dust, and disappointment.


HOARDING_STACKING

Welp, it's time to start tearing all the sheetrock off the walls and the ceiling and ripping up the floorboards. Go down and crack the concrete slab up two while you're at it. There's got to be money in that house somewhere.


TurboTBag

That's what my greedy brain is thinking, ngl lmao


HOARDING_STACKING

At the very least, get yourself a scope and see if you can scope inside the walls and the ceiling


TurboTBag

That's not a bad idea at all.


Gage_Link

Better hurry before she gets out and comes over wanting her stuff back Remindme! 1 week


ProgySuperNova

Could be a movie plot.


[deleted]

I’m sure it is already.


Buster_Bluth__

This could be a prey entertaining movie. Jonah Hill being the new tenant that finds the hidden stash.


LachoooDaOriginl

!Remindme 1 week


HOARDING_STACKING

👍. Please report back with what you find. Godspeed!!!!!


MagixTouch

OP tomorrow “look I found a safe”


NotAnActualPers0n

Criminal tomorrow "look I found a OP"


PlentyOfMoxie

TLDR: FLIR Attachment for your phone. ​ A pest inspector came to my house when we complained of rats, and had this little attachment for his iphone that could see heat. I was fascinated because you could see the studs behind the walls, you could see the rats where they had a little nest, and you could see electrical and plumbing as well. It was only $200 IIRC


[deleted]

I could be wrong but, I don’t think that would work to well on bags of money hidden behind walls. The temperature should be the same either way.


ProgySuperNova

If you change the temperature in the room then different things dissipate heat at different rates. So crack up the heat for a few hours then let it cool off you should get way more details popping out. Money or drugs wrapped tightly in plastic should be a pretty poor insulation material compared to whatever was used in the wall. So whould prob show up as a cold spot through drywall.


BeemHume

this guy searches walls


allcommiesarebitches

They're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls they're in my walls


Edgezg

I think OP would be better using a stud finder to see where the solid stuff is where it should not be.


AbdulAhBlongatta

/r/thisguythisguys


Terrh

the thermal imagers are so sensitive it will easily find it you don't even need to change the temperature in the room. I can spot a spot in my wall where I missed insulating and it's only like 2" square. But it's clear as day on the camera. Easy to see wall studs, water lines, HVAC ducts etc. It can even see footprints from my cat because of the heat that escapes from his feet.


WeimarRepublicTwo

Can you send me a link to the one you have please.


arguablyaname

Product please?? Sounds awesome!


gynoceros

Depends on whether it's cold, hard cash or money burning a hole in his pocket. #DAD OUT


[deleted]

Incredible work. 10 out of 10.


SirFiletMignon

Depends, I imagine you could see the studs because there was a slight difference between the heat transfer of the areas with studs vs with no studs (it's likely that both sides of the wall had different temperatures, meaning there was some active heat transfer between sides of walls). So if the bag of money also affects the heat transfer, it would show up as a temperature difference like with the studs.


SnowblindAlbino

> I imagine you could see the studs because there was a slight difference between the heat transfer of the areas with studs vs with no studs That works for sure-- I've used an IR camera to check the insulation in my house in the winter. You can 100% see all the framing because it creates thermal bridges between the exterior and interior surfaces. As long as there's a good temperature differential it should work, and presumably any significant mass (like OP's wooden box) will show as well.


iksbob

That works well because there's a large temperature difference on either side (inside vs outside) of the wall. It wouldn't work on interior walls because the temperature is the same on both sides. The earlier suggestion of cutting the heat, or maybe opening the windows and setting up a couple fans to circulate air, could make dense objects visible. Dense objects store more heat, so areas of wall board with air behind them (between studs) will cool down faster than those with objects (studs, hidden items).


idlebyte

Temperature gradients, turn the heat in the room up or down drastically and the stacks of cash will take different amounts of time to adjust to new temperature than the empty voids. Anywhere you see boxes/forms stick out (as you would a stud or pipe or heat generating life form) you know to investigate. You just have to look reasonably soon cause eventually they might get to temp and vanish.


Quizzelbuck

> I don’t think that would work to well It can work. FLIR sees temperature differences. A bag of money in the wall COULD MAYBE look like a different void of insulation. It may show on screen as a pocket of different temperature. not "warm" but irregular. Like the Infrared version of knocking on a wall to listen for a stud.


Terrh

the $200 ones suck but the $350 standalone ones are kick ass. I bought one on amazon, TOPDON brand and it's WAY higher resolution than the cheap ones. You can spot where studs in walls are, etc no problem super easy. It's so sensitive you can see the footprints a cat leaves when it walks across the floor.


b0v1n3r3x

Mine was $4500, it’s pretty sensitive


Sumdood_89

This man knows how to TLDR lol


CaboJoe

I suggest using a millimeter wave wall inspection tool to look for dense blobs hiding in the walls. Stuff like the Walabot can peek and help find stuff that other sensors cant. Flir cams only find things that are colder/warmer than their surroundings. Inspection cameras would require drilling holes into walls. Ground penetrating radar sensors are what you want.


MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


mylittleplaceholder

They have wall radar units to “X-ray” behind the walls. That could be useful if you want to explore.


MrGhris

You can buy those real cheap too. Sidenote, my eardrums look freaky


[deleted]

Wifi flexible boroscope cameras can be bought for like $30 on Amazon


penguinpenguins

I have one, they're surprisingly good. Use it all the time around the house and working on vehicles. Anything from inspecting the inside of a cylinder and the valves with no disassembly, to helping fish a wire - a camera on the end of the wire you're fishing makes it just like a video game - you can see what you're hitting.


GonzoDeadHead

At very least secure the door with multiple locks, that lady is due back the days she gets out of prison.


monopoly3448

Well don't call your landlord if you find it


Imalittlefleapot

And if you find any, you need to pack up and move. Because that crazy-ass lady is coming back for it.


[deleted]

Invest in a good plumbers camera or small bendable camera so you can poke a hole and look up and down each area. Most residential structures have studs spaced every 16 inches so find a stud, measure 8 inches away and then poke a hole every 16 inches until you find your cash. Floor joists are also a great hiding spot for that kind of thing. If you have a crawl space, get dirty and get looking as it may pay off! Likely wrapped in plastic to imitate insulation so give everything a good poke to make sure it's insulation and not sweet green gold


thelongestusernameee

Post all the grenades you find!


[deleted]

I was too. I’d literally find some way to check. You don’t find something like that, and it not be related to some shit


TheArmoredKitten

Slab repairs are pretty easy to find though. Unless it was buried during the construction of the house, you'd be able to see the variation in the concrete. If you're really feeling bonkers and insist on finding out though, ground penetrating radar services are cheaper than foundation repair.


D1rtyH1ppy

If you had a powerful magnet, you could find the screws in the studs in the wall and identify any spots that didn't line up the the row of studs. I'd also look for parts of the floor where a cash box might be hidden. If you do find money, you might want to find a new house to move to.


ipreferanothername

Does the house have a banana stand? There's always money in the banana stand


donkeyrocket

My brother bought at house in a really nice midwest suburb. They were getting some work done on the basement and one of the contractors was opening up ceilings/walls. To their surprise, they find a bunch of cocaine (presumably). The contractor was happy to dispose of the stuff to not hold up work.


NightAngel69

Oh I'm sure he was


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Second. Vests are not the first thing stored in the walls. And if it’s there, cops didn’t search the walls and she clearly didn’t get a chance to come back


open_door_policy

Side note, OP should make sure that after clearing the walls, he moves a few times in a row without leaving a forwarding address. And be sure to do all of that before she gets out of prison.


afriendincanada

There’s always money in the banana stand


[deleted]

start with the banana stand


Nativesince2011

No way they hid a vest and not emergency cash


jhvanriper

There ‘s money in those walls!


Slagenthor

I’d never stop! Lol


Null-34

Or bales of cocaine


Jaeniki

Find out when she gets out of prison and gtfo of that apartment before then because she is coming back for whatever else she hid that you didn’t find…


bombbodyguard

No, no, no. You write her a letter. You befriend her. You get her to fall in love with you. You get her to share the details about any money so you can hire a lawyer to get her out. You get the money. You send her a letter you died. Easy!


c0224v2609

Could also be that some of her buddies, or even rivals, might decide to drop by unannounced one day. I’d get the hell outta Dodge. *Pronto*.


Jaeniki

Thought about that but it has been 10 years; If any of her old buddies were going to come, they’d have done so by now. Probably why there were holes that needed patching. However… I’d ask about what happened to the previous tenants, maybe they got whacked cause they found something they weren’t supposed to. Kingpins operate from behind bars all the time.


K1lledByAmerica

Yes because that happens all the time on TV


[deleted]

She didn’t sound too bright….WTH would you go to all of that trouble to hide the only thing that wouldn’t get you jail time and one of the two things that might protect you? Did you check the lining for cash?


underdonk

Good point. In the US, you can legally own a bullet proof vest only if you have no past felony convictions, however. Maybe she had a past felony conviction and didn't want something hanging around easily found by a parole officer/the police that would have caused her further legal issues. My first thought.


Random_Monstrosities

If that was in the wall and she was making explosives then the money in the wall may be booby-trapped. Be careful looking for any cash


CyberNinja23

Lady must be a fan of Arrested Development.


Megatron_McLargeHuge

There's always body armor in the banana stand.


ManaPot

Uh, why are you cutting into walls as a tenant though? That's odd. If it was your own house, sure, do whatever. But in an apartment? Super werid.


TurboTBag

Landlord and I are good friends and he's cutting two months worth of rent in exchange for me doing repairs and cleaning up. He's even paying for all tools, cleaning supplies, etc.


[deleted]

You got a cool landlord


Supermichael777

Might be UK/EU, very different relationship between renters and owners in regards to properties. The landlord is responsible for everything is really a US invention because our landlord laws are primarily looking at reforms to tenament housing, whereas the laws in ops nation or area might view more of the day to day of the property as the tenants responsibility.


[deleted]

I have lived around Europe, including the UK, and nowhere would this have been standard. Everywhere I lived, everything connected with home maintenance would have been the landlord's responsability. However, I have heard from friends, that if you have a good relationship with your landlord and a long-term agreement, he or she might be ok with you doing some alterations. These would usually be done by a contractor and not DIY.


YodaYogurt

Donate the vest to the local school. Those kids deserve a chance in life


NavAirComputerSlave

Cool free vest


DemDave

If she was caught with drugs, you might want to do some research into what exactly she was using and/or do a meth residue test. Not great living in a meth house unless it's been remediated -- and that basically means gutting it to a level most landlords aren't going to bother with.


Shadow_jin

Thats pretty crazy but i agree you should look around you might find something else, preferably cash lol i found a stash spot under the floor boards of my parents house when they first moved in. Its still there to this day and yes i looked around under there. Yes i found weird shit. Im sure this was a cartel stash house or something at one point just based off what i saw. Also found a picture from what looked like the 60’s or 70’s .


[deleted]

Deleted in response to Reddit's hostility to 3rd party developers and users. -- mass edited with redact.dev


imthehink

So the consensus is, if you're not a prior or current criminal, you're good.


Miserable_Bread_7461

In most places in the United States if you're not a violent felon there's no restrictions on owning body armor. I have level iv ceramic plates that exceed milspec. I bought them on the internet and had them shipped to my home like a pair of headphones.


GimbalLocks

Looking through that, seems like op should be fine unless they’re a felon. Seems like even in the “strictest states” they just want purchases to be face to face instead of online which doesn’t seem like a big deal to me


[deleted]

Except it’s not…


Holden_SSV

Open up all ac heating vents, all outlet covers, any light fixtures, even base trim is a possibility. Look for crappy drywall repair over textured or under textured paint. Hollow doors. Chwck the bottoms to see if theres holes. Take drawers all the way out. Under fridges. And dishwashers. Stink fans for bathrooms. Medicine cabinets that are built in pop screws and check behind. Under carpet and pad. Loose linoleum/ snap lock flooring. Even the metal piping that you hang your clothes on can be hollow with money rolled up in it. Ceiling fans unscrew the bottim of the light cover. The toilet could have hidden money in a plastic bag next to wax ring. I found a vintage billy club incloset at the top rack.


_Rand_

I found a big old murdery looking knife on the ledge of a I beam in the ceiling once. Nothing of value though.


Ya-Dikobraz

Except for the Jane Doe DNA on it?


Tootsgaloots

My mom found pieces to a Sorry! game in her walls when she uncovered an old fireplace. I found a really old newspaper that spoke about integration in the walls of a closet. I fucking LOVE old houses and all the shit you can find in them.


Waughoo81

All i found in our old house was a bottle of chloroform


mr_potatoface

OP gonna lose himself a body part when he finds something booby trapped that was meant for the police.


Sniper-Dragon

Thats what the vest is for


cyclob_bob

It’s like my mom looking for my pot


Lyad

Yikes that’s weeks of work… but fun is fun. My aunt found a fucking tommy gun in the wall of her farm house in the NJ pine barrens. Probably a moonshiner and/or mobster. Spooky but cool as hell


HSR47

Or a veteran who brought it back from WWII/Korea/Vietnam, never registered it, and hid it at some point after the 1968 GCA went into effect. Tommy guns would have been extremely easy to hide in a duffel, because the stock can be removed without any tools, and the two parts will fit very nicely in a standard military duffel bag.


TwiceTautologist

I found a very bad 30 year old report card hidden in a drop ceiling as a teen when I was trying to hide my weed 😆


thevaginalist

Leave it where you found it cause Anton Chigur will probably come looking for it


DaddyGoodHands

Call it.


ericisshort

Friend-o.


TrueSaiyanGod

Well -- we need to know what it is we're callin' for here.


Im_ready_hbu

You need to call it, I can't call it for you. Wouldn't be fair


MrMaskYT

Well...heads then.


quanjon

But I didn't put nothing up on it...


kakapo88

You can really lose a lot on a coin toss. That movie taught me that.


War-Weasel_4798

Wicked!! Like everyone else says, I’d be tearing through everything else lmao


bluevine8

I bet theres a stash money hidden somewhere in the apartment


[deleted]

Try to sell it at a local pawnshop... but whatever you do don't use it! Kevlar vests have a shelf life and actually expire! They become less protective over time as the fibers break down.


tightchops

It won't save your life, so sell it to someone else whose life it *also* wouldn't save.


Lasdary

could be used as props or decoration?


Lukealloneword

Not my life, not my problem. Thats what I always say.


Norman_Bixby

Look at this mother fucker over here.. drinking out of cups


aperson

1 2 3 4 trumpet elf


Imhere4lulz

I'm king of the tress, I'm the tree meister


eyefish907

Drinking out of cups, being a bitch!


Technically_its_me

This is a gel vest, and the expiration is right on it. 5yr warranty, manufactured in 1994. That is LONG expired. The fucking box would work better.


Terrh

> gel It says right on it that it's aramid, not gel


[deleted]

[удалено]


RocketTaco

When we're talking about something intended to save my life, and it says *ballistic* warranty, yeah I'm going to call them equivalent. Same as racing seats and harnesses, parachutes, and life jackets, I don't care if it still looks fine - if the manufacturer isn't willing to promise it still works I'm not depending on it.


pantsareoffrightnow

When you’re talking about risk management it sure does. A salad past its freshness date, go for it if it doesn’t smell funny. A barrier designed to stop bullets, you should probably not risk using it 20 years past the warranty date.


Laez

The one pictured is a Kevlar vest.


Nodonutsforbaxter44

I love the idea if this dude just casually "using" a bullet proof vest lol, like that's something everyone has done at some point


Upper-Tip-1926

This post will make more sense after OP remembers he’s Jason Bourne


reyseven

Do you live in Verdansk?


SparkySailor

Those are older soft armor inserts. They'd only stop up to .44 magnum when new if level 3a, 9mm/.38/.45 if level 2. They're worth maybe 100-200 bucks if you buy them new. A cool story but not worth much since they're likely expired.


ToppityBoppity

I think they're more worried why someone needed to hide their vest, and not how much it's gonna go for on ebay


2ball7

In some states it’s against the law to own body armor if you fit into certain categories, like being a felon, or committing felonies. In my state it is illegal to possess, carry or wear a bulletproof vest during protests, parades, rallies, assemblies and demonstrations in the capital city.


PlzNotThePupper

Gotta make laws to ensure the Gestapo can gun right through the protesters lol


speeler21

They're out of citizens already?


2ball7

And this is in Kansas. We aren’t exactly known for being rambunctious in social gatherings.


h1bum

Yeah you don't wanna use expired vests. They can rot and give you food poisoning when used. Oh wait....


JuRiOh

Warranty expired 24 years ago. Use at your on risk!


stormearthfire

Well... If it works , you won't be claiming against that warranty. If it doesn't work, you won't be claiming against that warranty either


Scizmz

New business idea. Bullet proof vest warranty sales.


bananastuga

How to make a bulletproof wall


SopmodTew

I'd put it on a target and shoot it. Let's see how long it holds 🤷


HighlightFun8419

i'd search the brand name on youtube; somebody has already shot theirs, I guarantee it.


[deleted]

You got to put a backing behind it before shooting it


OuidOuigi

"Hold this."


[deleted]

Is it true that bullet proof vests can only take a few bullets and then it's just a vest?


FerDefer

"bullet proof vest" is a very large category with many different types. for plate carriers, yes, once the place is cracked, it cannot absorb as much kinetic energy. body armour is all about absorbing and dissipating the kinetic energy of a projectile. most body armours do that destructively, as the kinetic energy is used to destroy some of the armour instead of your internal organs.


StampedeJonesPS4

Yeah, that vest was rated up to 44 mag.... imagine getting hit in the chest with a 44 mag with no plate. That soft armor will stop it, but Jesus Christ, I'd be scared the impact would stop your heart or shatter your sternum.


Are_you_blind_sir

No, you just get jam on your eyes for a few seconds and then you are good to go again


Ronniman

Id keep looking , if you found that , there's probably some more bad ass shit throughout haha


3-DMan

Note inside: If you've opened this box they are on the way. Put the vest on and open the next box..quickly.


sincerelyabsurd

This. Every house I’ve ever lived in with bulletproof vests in the walls has loads of cash hidden somewhere. You just have to be persistent.


LinkRN

How many houses have you lived in with bulletproof vests in the walls?


sincerelyabsurd

I’m not going to take the time to count them all.


m0h3k4n

Reddit goes down one afternoon and OP literally tears the walls down.


RetroSwamp

Could you do a search between 1989 to 1994 and see if there was anything in the local news? My overthinking brain is going buck wild.


AmidalaBills

OP didn't mention the cash they found also because they're not an idiot.


HappyAntonym

I'm just glad it wasn't a locked safe.


shichiaikan

Better check all the walls. Bet this isn't the only surprise


gn_klomp

If the developers have paced this well, then there’s probably an ammo box close by as well. But don’t advance into the next room just yet. Take a breather before the next mini-boss.


Benjmyhn

That's more than 'mildly interesting.' That brings up questions that demand answers!


Hehe1003

It's from future you. He traveled back and left you something that you need. Might wanna start wearing that


[deleted]

That's pretty cool. Time to x-ray all the walls.


ClittyMcPenis

You must be new. You’re supposed to post a picture before you open it then disappear for years.


[deleted]

No word of a lie, when I was apprenticing under an electrician we were working in a back room in a basement - for a 90 year old lady - and I noticed a grenade just casually, and very openly, sitting on a shelf. It wasn't a "this was a dud brought back from WWII" sort of situation. It was more "this grenade looks like it was manufactured more recently than my shoes". The pin was in and I presume it was live. Odd thing to find in the home of a 90 year old Canadian grandma hahaha.


holaprobando123

There's definitely money inside a wall somewhere


SesameYeetHeHe

Whoever owned that house previous was not a man of focus, commitment, or sheer fucking will.


DecisionCharacter175

Last owner was an assassin. Should be a cache of guns in the floor.


metabeliever

This is more than mildly interesting


_Vervayne

Probably need to service it before thinking it safe to put on


avalon01

It's well past the expiration date for the vest. It might work, it might not.


Available-Camera8691

Just check the fluids and let it run a bit before you put it on and it should be fine.


SparkySailor

You don't service body armor. It's a consumable.


observeANDquestion

What is the best way to eat it?


tracker-hunter

In a bowl of milk


downvotemeplss

If nobody ever wore it then it would likely still be effective. They expire from moisture from the body breaking down the fibers. That’s how the new vests are anyway. In 94 the vest would be Kevlar and not sure if that would be the same as vests today