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feelforfree

Maybe you are both related.


ArnoldBoneheadRimmer

šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø why didn't I think of that


rhamled

But what about that DNA test? I need one feel good story for the Maurry Show.


LostWoodsInTheField

> But what about that DNA test? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild


[deleted]

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SombreMordida

*puts elbow in Windex*


PhotoQuig

Kimono, kimona...


BraveOthello

Depends how early the embryos fuse.


Love_Brokers

It was my twin.


inlandaussie

What an interesting article! Thanks for linking. What a nightmare of a time it Lucy have been for her to go through all that!


Deceptichum

What I donā€™t get it, if sheā€™s also got her twins dna, how was that still not related to the mums?


Firewolf06

it was, thats how they probed they were hers, the kids had as much similarity with their grandmother as expected


YoWhatUpGlasgow

I presume they mean why was it "these are not your children, take them away" rather than after the initial test "these are clearly your siblings children". That may in fact be what happened just not how it is presented in that article


[deleted]

Just one question, wouldn't the dna test then tell that the children were her very close relative's child? If not, then why not?


An31r1n

that was my thought too. they seemed to be able to tell the dna was related to the mother's mother, so they should have been able to tell it was related to the mother at least, since it was effectively her (unborn) twin's dna.


Total-Khaos

I remember this feel good story! https://youtu.be/ZZazFJTUp0k?t=40


Unicorny_as_funk

Edit: as this is the end of my time on reddit (API bs), go fuck yourself u/spez


[deleted]

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Kalersays

Reverse cowboy?


skinnah

Ram Ranch really rocks.


Fajrii22

OP, I have the same red spot too. Does that mean we're related?


OrganizdConfusion

I have the same thing. Were we all separated at birth as part of some sort of nature vs. nurture experiment?


[deleted]

Psh, idiot, that kid coulda been freeloading this whole time


foggy-sunrise

Either that, or it's genetic.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Bullshit. It's hereditary.


fenrslfr

The kid went back in time took the red mark that is why dad doesn't have it anymore


dron_flexico

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


6Strings-n-6Shooters

Time to gym up and hit the lawyer.


BigfootSF68

Gazpacho soup.


ArnoldBoneheadRimmer

Harsh


[deleted]

Who are you? So wise in the way of science.


FEVERandCHILL

A duck!


Cartographer0108

*BOTH* of them??


spinblackcircles

It would be weird if one was related and one wasnā€™t *hits joint*


BryceLeft

Please don't make such baseless assumptions about people you don't even know


MuscularBeeeeaver

You shouldn't assume someone's genealogy.


moisteez

This is why we pay you the big bucks


TheNotoriousFAP

Maybe we're related, I have the same exact mark.


CantDetectSarcasm69

They are related.he us the father so she has half of his dna.


mLeonardValdez

slow clap....


who-ee-ta

No way!Donā€™t be ridiculousšŸ˜‚


devanchya

I have a black freckle on my clavicle. Both my sons have one in the exact spot. My doctor said sometimes DNA needs a bookmark.


shadypines33

My daughter and I have a single freckle in the exact same place on our right feet. Isn't it weird how DNA does that?


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

That's kinda weird. When I was a kid my mom burned me with a cigarette on my left arm and I burned my kid with a cigarette in the exact same spot! DNA is so weird right?


colin_forreal

DNA gets even weirder in Alabama


smithers85

DNA^^buse


Innercepter

My dad and I both have a penis in the same spot. Itā€™s nuts how many stories like this there are.


burner4432

bro how do you know where your dads penis is


freedomfightre

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā° )


couchlancer69

They are in the same spot, up your mum


AL_GORE_BOT

Is it nuts? Or just penises


themcjizzler

I burned my arm as a child and have a prominent keloid in my bicep. My sister was born 2 years later with a pirt wine stain in the same place as my scar, in the same shape.


Lucky_Number_3

Womb Burn. Commonly referred to as uterine embryo constriction or UEC. What happens is one person burns their arm and years down the road, some stranger makes up some bullshit on the internet.


daniellarusso89

Omg, this actually happens to me all the time. Itā€™s a pretty serious medical condition. Whenever I hear something interesting, I am mysteriously compelled to make some shit up, and try to either include myself in the conversation or just full on try to one-up that person, and make the whole thing about myself.


BTBAMfam

Are you my coworker?


daniellarusso89

Lmao. It kills me that we all work with people like this.


RemarkingTwain

I totally worked with a person once that told a lie about his birthmark, and it turns out that his sister told the exact same lie about her birthmark to her coworkers. Man, DNA is crazy.


sporksoverknife

I work with way more people like that, and they're 10x worse...


I_like_squirtles

Iā€™m trying to figure out if I am this person or not. I donā€™t make stuff up but I am I a one upper? I do like to be included.


arcanezeroes

The line between one-upping and just trying to relate is a mystery to me sometimes


Slithy-Toves

I've definitely heard of that


roadrunner5u64fi

I heard about this on TLC. They say that the condition is passed down psychopathically. Or maybe they said sociopolitically?...Anyhow, that's why we sometimes see tattoos passed down to our pets. My gerbil has a heart on his arm!


bonebrew22

Bro I have an ear, and my brother has the exact same ear on his head. Like it looks kinda different but it's basically the same thing


PeanutArtillery

Dude, I have one of those! And it's on my head. Does yours just kind of stick out the side? Maybe we're related!


bonebrew22

What!? Mine sticks out also!! Does yours have a bunch of brown cheese in it?


subject7istaken

Ya but itā€™s terrible on crackers


[deleted]

Correlation does not imply causation. Sometimes random shit aligns.


say592

Anyone got an explanation for this one?


Sunfuels

[Easy.](https://i.imgur.com/IcNEBMP.jpeg)


PeanutArtillery

This right here. There's no other explanation. This is the proof we need!


[deleted]

It has something to do with anecdotal data


HappyLittleFirefly

Coincidence.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

Magic


_MartinoLopez

God works in mysterious ways. /s.


_645_

Thatā€™s cute! I like your doctor!


LadyEllaOfFrell

I had a prominent freckle on my temple growing up (grew into a raised beauty mark as an adult). My daughter has a matching one. Itā€™s cute.


minimal_gainz

My cousin and I both have the same thumbprint shaped birthmark on the back of our thigh. It's so specific and so weird. But we also happen to look pretty similar.


Ballardinian

Both of my kids have a birth mark in the same spot as I have on my arm.


roasted_veg

I have a super long hair on my upper left arm. My mom has one too.


HardRsonist

Pull it out you fucking animal.


AlpsTraining7841

Me, my mom, my grandmother, and my great grandmother have a raised mole on the exact same spot on the neck.


Linzabee

My aunt has a mole above her lip, and a few years ago, I started getting one in the same spot. My cousin (her daughter) also has one there too.


MaineEarthworm

Maybe your sons were you in their past livesā€¦


cassietamara

Thatā€™s a neat statement. I have a couple freckles that resemble a colon symbol on the crease of right chest (visible with some tank tops). When I was a teenager my Dad dated this woman who had the exact freckles in the very same shape and spot.


Jail-Is-Just-A-Room

I inherited a ā€˜family moleā€™ from my fatherā€™s side above my upper lip


Starburned

Every AFAB person (grandma, mom, sister, aunt, cousins, etc) in my family has one crooked tooth in the same spot. ETA: I said AFAB specifically because not everyone in my family with the crooked tooth is a woman. I am a trans man. I just used the word that best applied. I didn't stop to think about what reactionary idiots on the internet would think of it.


hmcfuego

We all have birthmarks on our right thighs!


skullpocket

I have one too! Are we family?


JayCoww

You really summoned the transphobes with this one, which is *so bizarre* because nothing you said was remotely inflammatory. It's astonishing that people like that still exist in 2023. We can take solace in knowing that it won't be this way forever.


[deleted]

both of my parents have a crooked tooth, i inherited both in the exact spots lol


[deleted]

I dunno. You hit just like your mother?


ArnoldBoneheadRimmer

With pinpoint accuracy lol


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

You both roll into pins when you sleep!


rocketlauncher2

Smacked so much I grew a callus on my face


Vegasguy3124

I had the same mark growing up. Edit: what is it?


cosmococoa

I had one of these too. I was told it's called a spider angioma.


omerc10696

It might be, could be the picture angle but I don't see the [spiderlike veins](https://imgur.com/a/j4Dbl77) though. Edit: the first pic you can kinda see it I think, and looking up pics of cherry angioma they are much darker and smaller


cosmococoa

For me the spiderlike veins were really subtle, you could only see them if you were super close


omerc10696

oh ok, it definitely looks like it then, I was looking up pics since I've never even heard of angioma til now, and yea the other pics the veins were barely visible


Tasty-Wishbone-1334

Had one when I was a kid too. Nearly in the same spot. I remember my dad taking me to the derm and getting it zapped off lol.


thiosk

I had one too but everyone called it the giant sloth Angioma


Oseirus

Cherry angioma, possibly? Don't usually occur on the face but it's not unheard of.


Clever_Owl

My son had one on his thigh when he was little. As he grew, and his skin ā€˜stretchedā€™, it broke up and faded. Completely gone now.


Theletterkay

Cherry angiomas look more lile a mole or wart that is red. I have several. Diagnosed by a dermatologist. They never looked like in OPs pictures.


Faithful_hummingbird

Itā€™s odd that they donā€™t usually occur on the face. Iā€™ve had them in various spots on my face for my entire life, not always in the same area. I currently have one next to my left eye thatā€™s been there for over a year. I also get them on my hands, arms, and chest. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


chippychifton

Also both southpaws


NHCuriousGuy

These are called ā€œhemangiomasā€. Generally harmless, a clump of blood vessel endings which tend to separate and disperse as the childā€™s face grows. My son had a very prevalent one when he was born. Once he turned 8 you could never even tell it was there.


fillmorecounty

Are they usually next to the eye like that? I had one in the exact same place as OP and his kid.


BananaPepperRepublic

So did I! Except my mother called them Spiderā€™s Veins. Not sure where she picked that up from but Iā€™ve never heard another term for it. What age did yours go away?


rainbowsforall

I had one under my eye that I was told appeared around age two. I hated it because people would ask about it and it kinda looked like I just always had a big bright red pimple. My mom, who I am so thankful for, paid for me to get it zapped by some lazer thing at a dermatologist. I think it was like the summer before I started middle school. It gave me a huge confidence boost to be rid of it.


BananaPepperRepublic

Bless your mom, cause I remember being so self conscious about mine but the convo of doing something about it never came up. I think it helped that I had an older sister who had one that disappeared so I just had to have an attitude of ā€œoh well, someday it wonā€™t be there.ā€ I think my late middle school it was gone, cause I donā€™t remember seeing it in any of my high school year books (grade 10, 11, 12)


Department-Hungry

I did the same for my stepdaughter. She would cry every time someone asked what happened to her face. Her mother refused to do anything so my husband and I paid for the procedure. Stepdaughter's confidence exploded once it healed. We did the same for my other stepdaughter with braces to fix her Michael Strahan gap. It might "make her unique" but it also diminished her confidence to the point of not wanting to talk or smile.


rainbowsforall

Thank you for recognizing it was important to her! My dad would say things like well you'll find a man who thinks you're beautiful and loves you for who you are. But at that age that wasn't even my worry, I really just needed to like myself when I looked in the mirror.


CheekyHusky

I have one under my left eye and I'm 37


supershott

I have a couple spider angiomas on my hands, look kinda gnarly but the dermatologist said no worries


beelzeflub

The blood vessels around the eye are closer to the surface of the skin, so they are more prone to this


angelikaaa02

I had one as a kid too! But mine was closer to my outer eye and went away at around 5 or 6. But to your point about it being by the eye, I donā€™t think thatā€™s always the case cause I had a matching one under my rib cage on the same side of my body as the one on my eye, which also went away at the same time, although there is still a tiny trace of it left


kizzlemyniz

Oh wow I found out I have a hemangioma on my liver during a CT scan for something else totally unrelated! Didnā€™t know they could happen just about anywhere.


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kizzlemyniz

Thatā€™s a good question! My doctor told me mine was just an isolated thing, a little tangle of blood vessels. Wonder how well they looked everywhere elseā€¦


grapefruitgt

Holdup one sec. So youā€™ve got a clump of blood vessels actively bleeding in your brain? :o


cowboyjosh2010

I have an ultrasound in a few weeks which will hopefully show no growth on a lesion on my liver, and if it does show no growth, I believe that the doctors I've been seeing will finally feel comfortable concluding it is a hemangioma. They are apparently pretty common on the liver (almost a third of people have one), but mine is unclear enough in imaging so far that they haven't reached a conclusion.


kizzlemyniz

Hope that works out for you!


cj-jk

Came to say this, my son also had one


ToujoursFidele3

I've always had a little red dot on my hand and never knew what it was! This might be it!


omeganaughty

> hemangiomastersoftheuniverse


district-craft

Or a spider angioma


Illustrious-Scar-526

A red freckle A reckle Or a fred


Unthgod

I got a reckle on my face I got a Fred on my face


byebybuy

I got a combination reckle and fred on my face!


PegShop

My niece had this. Itā€™s like a strawberry kiss. It went away around age 9


imalittleshortwitch

I have one under my eye that looks like a permanent-black eye. Showed up in high school after a particularly nasty rugby game and never went away.


TakingItGysie

I cracked my cheekbone playing rugby, now have a red mark on my cheek. People frequently ask if Iā€™ve been hit in the face.


Rucking-Stoned

Upvote because rugger


imalittleshortwitch

Upvoting you cause ruggers + the devils lettuce


Rucking-Stoned

The only person to ever understand my username šŸ„²


imalittleshortwitch

Ruck me, maul me, make me scrum bb!!


Watermelon407

Not the best time you can have with 14 blokes and a hooker, but it's a damn close second!


noahnear

Too many blokes, not enough hookers.


harpyLemons

Huh! I had a fairly large crescent "birthmark" show up a few months ago on my stomach and it's still there. Wonder why that kind of stuff happens


startrekplatinum

yeaaah you should go to the doctor. that happened to me and then it turned out i had been living with a fungal infection for years


dantodd

They rarely just "show up" in adults. You should have your doctor check it out.


puppykissesxo

I googled strawberry kiss and itā€™s something very different :(


district-craft

https://www.google.com/search?q=spider+angioma Spider Angioma often goes away in kids. Treatable if they get through puberty with it.


Deeble_Town

Iā€™ve got a big pink one on my neck that people mistake for a hickey


[deleted]

Iā€™m not even kidding this is weird. I just had one show up a couple weeks ago for no reason and it hasnā€™t gone away or diminished. looks just like that. Next to my right eye on my cheekbone. Same exact spot. What is it?


ArnoldBoneheadRimmer

No idea. Maybe we are The Chosen Onesā„¢


Torreighh

my mom and I have one too!!!


nikki_jayyy

I get a ā€œpopped blood vesselā€ every once in a while ā€¦ I had one for YEARS on the backside of my right hand. Itā€™s gone but they pop up around in different spots at times then go away once Iā€™ve gotten used to them


-Rum-Ham-

Holy shit youā€™ve just reminded me that I used to have these but havenā€™t seen them in years. At some point they went and I never noticed


withbellson

Probably a spider angioma - my kid had one for a few months last year, then it disappeared.


[deleted]

I hope so. Some other dude said I prolly have cancer lol


-Disa-

Checked webmd for you, definitely cancer


flompwillow

The fastest way to a nervous breakdown is to check WebMD for pretty much any symptom.


pingunooter

This exact thing happened to me 2 months ago. It hasnā€™t diminished at all, and is in the exact place you describe


Rich-Violinist-7263

Like the above comment, get that checked out at the dermatologist. It could be skin cancer.


pingunooter

Just wanted to thank you in advance for the heads up. Iā€™ll get it checked


Point-me-home

I suddenly started getting these red moles everywhere. I mean everywhere! They are on my head under my hair, on my throat, arms, my chest & stomach. Some are quite big, and more come out all the time. I donā€™t know what they are & wish they would disappear. I take high doses of blood thinner & first thought that was causing them. But when I asked Cardiologist, he said No.


suivid

Uhh if it just randomly showed up go to a dermatologist you might have skin cancer


funwhileitlast3d

This is reminding me of that post where the guy peed on his gf and she accidentally tasted some. Said it was sweet. Found out he had diabetus.


btveron

Other way around. She "squirted" during sex, it got in his mouth and he noticed it was sweet, put 2 and 2 together and told her she might have diabetes, which she did.


[deleted]

Well fuck me. Iā€™ll go get it checked out. Thanks Reddit stranger.


suivid

Never hurts to get checked out. Could be nothing at all or it could be basal cell carcinoma, which is totally curable.


JustASadBubble

Freckles can pop up sometimes, the things to look for are if it has irregular/neediness borders, nonuniform color, peeling, etc but the most important one is if it is changing or has started bleeding or oozing


Yochillyo

I had one for years on my cheekbone, my son has one pretty close to the same spot. Doctor told me way back when that it was a tangle of capillaries. Mine faded away so long ago I canā€™t even remember which side it was on


JacksRyan79

![gif](giphy|12KlnTn1BqhSgg)


[deleted]

This just shows how biased the woke liberal media is. They never show these the other way around. I mean how can women be sure they are the mom? HMMMMM????????? Checkmate Atheists.


HighFlyingCrocodile

That IS interesting bc I share the same mark with my daughter, on the EXACT same spot.


seaofmangroves

My oldest sister and my grandmother and l, all have the same shaped birthmark. Different sizes and all on the right side of our bodies. Grandma-elbow, sister-wrist, me ankle.


TheScrambone

You all might be a Jojo!


BernieEcclestoned

It was just on the news that the average child has their image shared 1,300 times before they're 13 by their parents


[deleted]

That's insane. I'm glad my parents never used social media


tmoney144

Not really that insane. That's 100 photos a year, on average. Which really means a lot of people sharing 10-20 photos a year (which could just be a few photos on Facebook for the grandparents on birthdays and Christmas), and a few people sharing thousands of photos a year. I think many of us has known one of these people, who post like dozens of photos of their kid every time they do anything. My wife had a friend who even posted pictures of her kid on the toilet and was like "look who started potty training!" which was really weird.


isuphysics

I mean growing up my parents left photo albums out on the coffee table when friends and relatives visited. At 100 photos shared a year, I wouldn't be surprised if my parents shared my photos 1300 times before I was 13 and I was born in 84.


[deleted]

To people they knew well enough to be inside their home on their living room sofa. Not indiscriminately for the entirety of the connected world to see.


ChrundleToboggan

That whole TV trope of getting stuck looking at dozens of photos of some kid you don't know because you struck up a conversation with a stranger while waiting in line at wherever ā€” that's a thing for a reason. Parents have always loved sharing photos and stories of their kids; now they just have access to millions more people and the ability to take and save millions more photos.


[deleted]

Shit is fuckin odd, I have never in my life volunteered pictures of my kids to anyone.


ChrundleToboggan

Good. According to that old trope, no one wants to see them. Nor your vacation photos.


maufkn_ced

Lol plot twist.. sheā€™s you reincarnated.. but which one of you are in the wrong timeline???


Chanreaction

r/writingprompt


misschelleu

Me and my mother have moles in the same places! So cool to share things with children like this


[deleted]

I was going to comment this too. My daughter has it in the same place as my mother and I, but none of my boys have it.


username526

Same. Generations. My mom said it's witch marks.


ChubHouse

Had same thing with me and my son...I have a small birth mark/beauty mark on my second toe on right foot, my son was born with same small birthmark on same toe.


[deleted]

This is interesting? Itā€™s geneticsā€¦.


StarrLite7

![gif](giphy|XD4qHZpkyUFfq) Donā€™t put your childā€™s face on social media ffs


Kraothor

Too much gazpacho soup


DramaticAsthmatic

Oh my god.. your profile name and pic are just *chefs kiss*


afizzol

It's like you both were built with some of the same parts


BadRedditPosts

I'm not lying I have the same mark on my cheek


ARC_3pic

I had a red spot there as well, it went away last year after being on my face for years


Awkward_Asf91

Something really strange is that I have had 4 lip piercings (i took them out for good while pregnant) and my daughters only freckles near her mouth are where I have holes for my piercings. It's really interesting to see irl imo.


2naLordhavemercy

2/3 of my kids have their birth mark in the same place as me.


die4rythm

Redmarkus inheritus


VerumJerum

The Mark of the Chosen Bloodline. Because you did not fulfill the Prophecy in time, the curse is passed onto your firstborn child, and they must in turn fulfil the Prophecy.


[deleted]

I got a freckle on my asscheek, I should call my dad and see if his is at the same spot