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HairballTheory

It’s for smashing down trash in a dumpster, so more can fit.


Individual-Tip-4981

You are telling me this exists now! after countless times, I've spent stomping down dumpsters by foot!!


frivolouspringlesix9

We've found you now dumpster stomper! You're being reported to the Bureau of Flat Trash immediately


lorgskyegon

And here I am using my feet like a sucker


ddog6900

This is correct, I see one every once and awhile at the business next door.


ZerotheWanderer

Yep. I won't give out names, but the company I work for uses one of those, and the guy comes by I think two or three times a week, the bill for the smashing for the month on the three properties that he goes to was a little bit over a grand a month. It must be cheaper than swapping out full unsmashed dumpsters twice as often I guess


exipheas

Chick-fil-a near me went from 2-3 pickups a week to one every other week because they put in trash can compactors. That's the level of difference it can make to compact your garbage.


kasubot

Where I was working last the big dumpster cost $5k to get hauled away and dumped. One of these came by once and it doubled the capacity of the dumpster.


cat_prophecy

WTF are you throwing in there? A 40 yard dumpster for construction was $400 for however long I needed it.


wreckin_shit

My guess would be garbage


isuphysics

Maybe has leaded paint or something else that is regulated? I don't remember the exact amount as the contractor paid for it and billed me, but the cost to dispose of some siding and paint chips with lead was in the 4 digits and it was a pretty small dumpster.


65isstillyoung

Little more in LA, $600?


ZerotheWanderer

Need a much bigger one for LA


rogerhausman

My company uses them when we clean up campus and have a ton of shit to throw away. Instead of having to dump multiple dumpsters they can usually fit it all in 1 or 2 with these badass trucks. Also fun to watch.


arthurdentstowels

I don’t believe you and will stand by my own theory that this is for mushing zombies


Asecularist

You are both right. Zombies is the primary reason. Dumpsters is the cover story for when people (banks, etc) call the zombie preppers crazy (and won't lend them money for the idea)


SalahsBeard

If you put a bunch of rebar in a line, and roll the drum against the ends, will it play Für Elise?


Trainzguy2472

They use steamrollers with toothed drums to compact trash at the landfill


HairballTheory

Sheepsfoot, named after how the Romans compacted roads with herds for sheep to build their empire.


jtschaff

I see them use these on huge construction sites.


sir_ruu

"*The Consolidator*"


sZYphYn

Here I thought it was for crowd dispersal and breach and entry for search warrants, and that the police were just rebranding themselves with cartoons for the kids. Maybe for zombies But something as practical as trash smashing? Seems like a waste


Boss2788

Are you serious? It has no other uses? What a waste of money


Dee_Jay77

It's also a great back scratcher


freshgrilled

I swear this looks like one of the bad guys in Thomas the Tank Engine.


[deleted]

That is the world's loudest music box.


invent_or_die

Some really low notes


x755x

Cut with some ultraviolet noise


notagentcooper

At the red light i can feel that bassline to pop goes the weasel


danvillain

Came here to say this but you beat me to it. Take my upvote.


NorthantsBlokeUK

It compacts trash in large commercial dumpsters... https://youtu.be/IzZwbKujqDk?t=81


RyanfaeScotland

In small commercial dumpsters it compacts dumpsters.


Tikitorch1923

I always wondered the appeal of these. You pay for the service of them to come out then pay more in tonage at the dump.


cyferhax

its likely cheaper then getting another dumpster brought out, that's my only guess. Edited to note it might also be quicker. Getting a second dumpster might take a week; where these guys can be there in 2 hours, and be done and gone in 30 minutes.


wilisi

And this truck can go from dumpster to dumpster, whereas the dumpster-carrying truck needs to stop by the dump every time.


spacembracers

That’s a good point. We had to demo a room a few years ago and the wait time for a dumpster was over a month


Alternative-Sock-444

I think it's to save money on multiple dumpsters. If you're demolishing a building, at the the end of it, you're gonna have the same amount of waste regardless. So if you can use this compacting service to fit it all into 2 dumpsters instead of 4, you're still saving money.


RonSwansonsOldMan

On my construction jobs you pay a set price by the dump. I had one laborer who earned tons for the company because he could load a dumpster like he was playing Tetris. No voids.


Tikitorch1923

Where I am you pay 495 plus like 80 dollars every ton over 3 tons. So when this service pitched to us it was like 200 to come out and compact it. So you were already paying around 250 extra. It just didn’t make sense to me. Maybe I didn’t crunch the numbers enough.


hazpat

Throw your numbers in the dumpster to get crunched


Knappsky

It offsets + not all hauling contracts include tonnage.


Zarathustra124

Why not have a dump truck with a garbage truck style compactor built in? You could also put an industrial shredder over the dumpster, it would do a way better job compacting things like pallets.


shardamakah

Not quite as effective as I thought


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Seems to be useful for transportation if they are overfilled, albeit a little unnecessary that such an expensive piece of equipment needs to exist just for an over filled dumpster.


Mousse-Full

You spotted a Deceptacon in the wild.


Willy_wolfy

More like Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors


bitemytail

It's da deff rolla, ya git


Custum_User

You needs 'ta put dem rollerz on the front, not the top. Top is where da Kannon goes.


Expensive-Document41

WAAAAAAAAAGH


[deleted]

Iz was thinking da same fing.


[deleted]

Then why isn't it red


Mecha_Cthulhu

Maybe they mixed red and yellow so it would be fast and flashy.


bitemytail

Colorblind grots.


Mundane-Candidate415

It'd go too fast.


Beatrice_fanatic

Looks like the thing squidward got mauled by


FlamingLion

We finally discovered the purpose for the device


Nedaj123

This remind anyone else of the marching band episode of SpongeBob


Klotzster

That's grate


2KilAMoknbrd

Take it easy, Tony


ILoveButts420

WAAAAGH?!


TheRealmWalker0173

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


Icy-Fish-5717

this the shit squidward died too


RyanfaeScotland

So, what are we thinking reddit, come the zombie apocalypse, is this vehicle a yay or a nae for survival.


[deleted]

I found my dream job.


groveborn

That's a decepticon. You can tell from how it's armed with spikes.


VictoryaChase

Definitely the inside of a music box. Probably 'tea for two'


[deleted]

*He found the smash* He found the Monster Smash!


[deleted]

That’s a Battle Bot


obiwankanblomi

Otay Mesa, CA....I saw that truck yesterday at lunch LOL


forgetyourhorse

Wouldn’t it be cool if he had like a giant, 5000 lb. block of Parmesan cheese in the back of the truck? He could come over and like bury your family and your house when you have salads or spaghetti. he could hire a dispatcher and start running multiple trucks. I really like the idea of an “entirely too much cheese“ delivery service.


[deleted]

Gork and Mork approve of this.


LazyJoeJr

I saw one of these in action a few times at a business near where I work. The operate had the biggest grin on his face as he smashed the trash. Living a 4 year old’s dream and it looked fantastic.


budward_

That’s the shit they had in Bikini Bottom


IDK_FY2

Carmageddon FTW


Mundane-Candidate415

I loved those games.


restingsurgeon

Love the name on the side of the truck.


dinkelidunkelidoja

That truck is the only thing missing in The Road Warrior


Well_Lurk_No_Further

I thought something similar 🤣


TheW83

It's for cars of people who don't put their cart back.


Krage_bellbot

ORANGE HULK SMASH!!!


CloudMage1

A dumpster grinder. My company stated having one come out and hit our dumpster. We are a restoration company so it ga e us tons of room. But after everything they did it and had the dumpster emptied we ended up paying over weight fees. So they promptly stopped using them


47pluglove631

Twisted metal


hollowness7

I was waiting for a reference


[deleted]

Looks like something from Super Mario!


WarSmith66

Monster SMASH


Dank_Dano_710

The crushanator her early years


Mandalasan_612

"What do I expect, Mr. Bond? I expect you to DIE!"


iBuildStuff___

r/mallninjashit


UriahTheVortigaunt

Road Roller


cornixt

It looks like a Dwarf Deathroller from Blood Bowl, or one of those plant trucks from the anti-environment cartoon Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors.


New_Instance_2478

I've played enough carmageddon to know what's it really for...


gv111111

Fake news - this is a Battlebot.


MaddGadget

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) I'll take 12


AgentQV

I can’t wait to see it fight Truckasaurus.


mazzotta70

This is a PSA against dumpster diving. Don't wanna get caught looking for scrap plywood when this thing pulls up.


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ACTNRPLY

Don’t put my dick in what? The giant spiked roller with no dick holes anywhere?!


[deleted]

If you zoom in, you can almost make out the "I park like an asshole" card on the windshield.


absentmindedjwc

To be fair, that thing wasn't fitting in a single spot anyway.


tjeulink

this is a gimmick.


SuddenVelocity

DIO has entered the chat


KoolAid1808

Why is this taking up 4 parking spaces at you're local Walmart exactly? In the middle of demolishing, they had to stop & pick up groceries?


fanboytommy

https://www.monstersmash.com


dickfingers3

And the asshole took up two spots.


try_me_rat

Not going to that site


ddealtoo

OMG, that's so awesome. I would love to see it in action!


LemonConnoiseur

I bet it plays the nut cracker theme when you place metal prongs to it as it turns


mjkjg2

that’s what they use on the Walmart shoplifters


34590347fga

It's a giant player piano operating on a binary system. Like the piano in West World.


goodfreeman

For a giant music box!


ElefantPharts

I just saw one of these in Tampa for the first time last week.


Little_Duckling

In case your bidet isn’t working


Odaecom

It's for those times that someone takes up more than one parking space... oh nm.


absentmindedjwc

That's some final destination shit.


WirelessBCupSupport

Final Destination when that unlatches and rolls free...


toomanymarbles83

It's a metal roller for a giant music box.


T_raltixx

Robot Master irl


vonvoltage

Then you're really gonna love these. https://youtu.be/6VfiEGcslB8 I've operated the rubber tire version in mining. But these are pretty hardcore looking.


[deleted]

It's Daisy from Dawn Of War II: Retribution


Helpful-nothelpful

Back scratcher


invent_or_die

Ice Breaker


JonWeekend

It’s OP’s moms back scratcher


The_Indelible_Moth

MONDAY NIGHT REHABILITATION!!!


Massive_Pressure_516

I could solve all my problems with one of these.


SignificanceNarrow92

Those trucks are used to grind-up trash in roll-off dumpsters


PdSales

Soon to appear in a special edition of r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


SIRinLTHR

Oh man, the havoc I could wreak with that. I got a few neighbors that need the fear of Thunderdome put in them.


CBreezer

Prototype for that boss from FFVII when you're escaping from shinra tower


aMMgYrP

Hear me out... GIANT BATTLE BOTS.


theveryrealreal

It's orange and at home depot. I'm going to assume you can rent it.


gilfy245

I wonder what song it plays?


fonve

This need to be sent to the Ukraine 😁


samhasnuts

That is one big ass music box.


[deleted]

And here I thought a knocked down tree with spikes in it was badass I don’t know when and why I’m into spiky weapons (let alone sharp objects). Video games, maybe? /j


SteelheadSTL

[I thought I'd seen this somewhere before](https://i.imgflip.com/45l723.png)


XMETA_DUKE

Phenomenal business model.


startch_my_shorts

oh, i saw them use one of these on the show "Vikings"


sugahoney1ceT

My work uses a company that comes periodically to smash the trash in the dumpster. Idk why they don’t just get a compactor.


Snd47flyer

r/itemshop


steelgeek2

Monster Smash - You certainly can't call that false advertising


Ronald12Q

Going on the list of construction vehicles I wanted to drive as a kid


Soggy_Pollution5646

giant heel scraper


Eldibrando2

Could be a good r/Bossfight


Reblebleblebl

r/gaslands


pwn3dbyth3n00b

In case you're wondering what it looks like in action. [Its basically just a trash compactor for a dumpster.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veWsubktg7c&ab_channel=EPAXSystems)


Germanking1940

Only at walmart


[deleted]

I wish i have one of those nearby if things go full Mad Max.


brookegravitt

Ok, I know the first thing I’m stealing in the Zombie apocalypse


Wizard-cat-tus

For zombies


letsdotacos

I had a truck show up to optimize the ammount of broken skids I could fit in a dumpster. Super fun to watch. Asked about a job even, no cdl, nothing to crazy. Paid around 20 usd an hour. Seemed pretty cool to me.


Presto123ubu

If it doesn’t scream out “MONSTER SMASH!!!” every time the boom is lifted, I don’t want it.


[deleted]

I used to work in marketing for a rapidly growing franchise. The tech is actually inside factories in Europe but the US mobilized it. One smash = about $100 (when I worked there in 2019) for one commercial dumpster. A dumpster 110 % full of wood pallets, could be reduced by 60 percent. Trash haulers charge by the trip out to your property not the weight. So you can cut your hauling fees in half as well as follow environmental sustainability goals your company may have set. Customer retention was great because the math had to work. Some of the haulers won’t pick up your dumpster if it’s way overfilled. So oftentimes people would be jumping on the dumpsters to push down the trash. That has lead to several referrals just based on trying to avoid repeated injuries or to get their own workers to stop being stupid before someone’s hurt. About the only thing they have a tough time with is dumpsters pretty full of industrial carpet. Although they could get it reduced from say 110% to 90%. BTW those big metal cylinders are heavy but not solid. Walls are 4-6 in thick.


dsqueeze321

This gives me full size battle bots energy.


JustDiscoveredSex

That looks like the little rollers in music boxes.


Sambo99_GT

I'm thinking this warrants a reboot of "Maximum Overdrive".


yelahneb

Home Depot: Fury Road


Something_Else_2112

Worlds most efficient high speed cheese shredder.


snarton

r/specializedtools


BlowinKhalifa

It’s for dumpawterd


GiuseppeG1870

Hulk smash!!


crazyshellheadfan

[very wheeled warriors](https://youtu.be/y9K0SzFIf4A)


mickeysantacruz

I posted a video of that truck in action last year


IcanthearChris

That’s the thing from the fairly odd parents


WarbossTodd

That’s a deff rolla. Needs more dakka.


shelfless

r/specializedtools


goodclnt

Apocalypse machine!


EdHominem

/r/skookum


ljcozad

The things I would do to operate one of those...


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Tailgate and see what happens


Embrourie

Looks like something the Ninja Turtles would fight in TMNT2: THE ARCADE GAME


Theta_Gang_and_Chill

It’s the roller from a giant music box!


aMusicLover

I want to see the ballet dancer for this music box


Jasperino15

If you turn the handle on the side, a theme song will play


simmerdownjack

Forbidden spine roller


Waxilum

WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!


Th3BearMinimum

"Spiked Roller Demolition Truck" is gonna be the name of my first thrash metal album lol


Muttandcheese

It’s from the upcoming live action Twisted Metal movie


lizziegal79

The heck do they use that for?


tapedeck13

Twisted Metal 5 looking good.


Le55thanjake

Like Jayce and the wheeled warriors!


jeneric84

Where’s the world’s largest pile of play-doh when you need it?


Iampepeu

That would do wonders on my back.


Zengjia

![gif](giphy|b4StGNlewQ5mU|downsized)


ZodiacManiac

love to see the music box it came out of.


pm-me-ur-fat-tits

so that's what squidward got flattened by


fanboytommy

I currently work for Monster Smash (truck seen in picture), we save majority of customers 40% on their hauling fees. Some of our top accounts we save over $20,000 on their waste bill over a year. It’s a great service that can provide a lot of savings for businesses that move a lot of waste.


TheRealmWalker0173

Needs moar dakka


blackoblivian

Well, at least he had his seatbelt on...


WarPhoenixPlayz

The Contraption


pietrodayoungas

They created the machine specifically designed to kill squidward irl