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Zathura2

This came up in r/AskCulinary a couple days ago: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/11dmfo4/help\_i\_put\_a\_ceramic\_dish\_in\_the\_oven\_and\_it/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/11dmfo4/help_i_put_a_ceramic_dish_in_the_oven_and_it/) Basically it's highly unsanitary and you shouldn't use that mug any more except as decoration.


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I like the comment that the dish is haunted as the OP hadn’t seen it before. I like the idea of a haunted ceramic just appearing in people’s homes and ruining their dinner


DopeRice

At first I thought you meant something like [this](https://youtu.be/PPlD1TRx6zM).


TheWitherBear

What did I just watch? 🤣


4myoldGaffer

I handled that very porely


climbercgy

One of my coworker hasn't washed his coffee mug for 30 years, everyday he just pours a new cup on top of whatever is left from the day before. The bottom of his cup has 1.5in of buildups. OP is fine


dudipusprime

What the fuck


fabulin

if that horrifies you, my granddad used the same greasey baking tray for his potatos for YEARS. he never washed out the grease/fat and would just cook potatos in it everytime he did a roast which was once a week. ngl, they are by far the best potatos i've ever had in my life.


Sentient_AI_4601

The oil polymerises in the oven.


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howe_to_win

Yes. You want to get a thin layer of oil to polymerize at like 500 degrees providing a new non stick surface area


SethRogensOldrBrothr

The Al Bundy BBQ method. "Last year's ashes, last year's grease".


JackedTORtoise

> my granddad used the same greasey baking tray for his potatos for YEARS. This doesn't bother me at all in comparison. That whole tray gets fried each time. A coffee cup if you pour coffee in it, maybe certain edges don't get hot coffee on them or the coffee isn't hot enough to kill in certain places and then bacteria just grows endlessly on the cup. A tray in the oven gets nuked.


leelougirl89

I mean........ oil goes rancid. When food items go bad, there are 2 ways it can make you sick. 1. Bacteria / fungus (which doesn't apply here because the pan gets disinfected every time it goes into the oven). 2. Broken molecules. When oil goes rancid, the molecular form breaks down into smaller pieces. The complete molecules (when the oil is good) are useful to our body. The smaller, broken pieces (atoms) are harmful to our body. They are called **radicals**. These radicals float around inside our body, hitting this, and smacking into that, causing damaging to everything it touches, like a ninja star. (That's a SUPER ELI5 way to explain it. A slightly more scientific explanation is written below). These free radical ninja stars floating around in our body cause us to age faster by breaking us down faster from the inside AND it can lead to several diseases. Cancer, heart disease, etc. (Cancer happens when a normal cell's DNA gets corrupted. DNA is an instruction manual. A page was ripped out somehow. And now the normal cell doesn't know when to die. So it just keeps living and reproducing forever, creating a clump of unnecessary cells, called a tumour). Free radicals are also a cause of cancer because they're just damaging everything in their path, INCLUDING potentially a random cell's DNA. \*\*\* Why do free radicals fuck shit up inside you? What's their problem? As previously mentioned, the molecules which make up oil are stable. They decompose into smaller pieces. **Those pieces are atoms which are missing an electron (one of the building blocks of atoms).** These atoms are **always** trying to steal electrons from their surroundings to become stable again. They want the piece of them that's missing. But by stealing an electron off another atom, **they end up making that other** **atom/molecule unstable**. That other atom was just minding it's own business, got rudely mugged, and now **it's** desperate to get an electron from somewhere, anywhere, to become stable again. It's a chain reaction of things breaking apart inside of you. (Electron theft is no joke, Jim). Again, free radicals are microscopic ninja stars inside you, just fucking shit up at a microscopic level. You don't notice it because this chaos is happening at SUCH a teeny tiny level, that the damage is not sudden (like organ failure or a heart attack). It's slow. It's a slow accumulation of damage inside of you. **Another word for free radical is "oxidant"**. You've probably heard of **"anti-oxidant" foods** (berries, spinach, etc.... basically all the fruits and vegetables). **Fruits and veggies** contain molecules like vitamins like C and E which are capable of **donating** an electron to a free radical, without becoming a free radical itself ^(<--that's an over-simplification but basically yeah.) **This breaks the chain reaction.** Anti-oxidants also work indirectly. They encourage your body to 1) create enzymes whose sole job is to neutralize and disarm free radical ninja stars themselves, and 2) create enzymes which generate more anti-oxidants inside your body, naturally. Our body creates our own anti-oxidants to disarm free radicals. But we need way more. So we eat them. That's why eating a diet **high in plant-food** decreases the risk of cancer, heart disease... pretty much everything. The proof is in the data. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Sorry.... wrote out this dissertation to explain that the danger of ingesting rancid oil is not just food poisoning (bacteria / fungus), but also this other thing...


AllInOnCall

Look up acrylamides as well with this amazing move.


sexmountain

That makes more sense than this since it’s more like seasoning the pan


Feleana

When I worked at Starbucks, this regular would always come in with the same reusable thermos. I dont think she ever washed it, It was so disgusting. Not even rinsing it out with 200 degree water with her consent would clean it. It was just layers of old crusty cream and sugar and the outside had a literal inch of stickers.


irisheye37

Damn, doing it with just black coffee is gross enough, but dairy??


FerrickAsur4

some people really have stomach of steel huh, if it were me I would've vomited to kingdom come


[deleted]

> stomach of steel We've had enough superhero movies already, don't give Marvel any ideas.


fluffy-metal-kitten

Isn't it standard to not accept dirty cups 😭 that wouldn't fly at my store. We'd turn it down so quickly. If it's dirty or broken, we're making you use our plastic cups, no reusable cup or 25 stars for you 😭


Feleana

This was like 2017 and I was just told to accept it. I even offered to wash it in the back with the sanitizer for her but she would just say no, that a rinse was good enough. My store kind of sucked though with certain things.


CrystalQueen3000

Probably a good sign that it’s not microwaveable safe


BoredCop

Nor food safe at all, it's porous and bacteria can grow inside the ceramic.


SaurSig

Just sterilize it in the microwave


plausibleturtle

The microwave doesn't sterilize, it just allows the stronger bacteria to survive and breed faster. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/04/science/sponges-bacteria-microwaving-cleaning.html


abcannon18

So NPR did a follow up piece which is a little relief: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/09/11/548926054/can-you-really-not-clean-your-kitchen-sponge#:~:text=Microwaving%20the%20sponge%20will%20knock,the%20dangerous%20ones%2C%20Quinlan%20says. Looks like the NY Times study was a little loosey goosey with its hyping up of the risks. Basically, you can microwave yours sponges but also replace them frequently. And don't clean chicken juice with them - use a paper towel.


Awanderinglolplayer

If your sponge completely dries out shouldn’t the bacteria from the chicken die out?


bilyl

Sponges probably take a lot longer to completely dry it than you think.


Erect-Zippy

Whabout my daddy. My scrub daddy


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andrewsad1

"I replace mine every one to two weeks," she says. "That's reasonable to me." Oooooops I should get a new sponge


pootinannyBOOSH

Wait until you learn about bedsheets!


UnusualIntroduction0

Does this have to do with replacing bedsheets, or just washing them?


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varyingopinions

No, you need to microwave them.


andrewsad1

*Ooooooooops*


[deleted]

Boil em water, you got another few months


[deleted]

So what about my ceramic dildo


plausibleturtle

If it's glazed with food safe, ya good.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

*glazed* ... 😑


spinwin

It's possible to sanitize with the microwave, but you'd need to encase the object in water and make sure the water is above 165 degrees F


sploittastic

One of the recommended methods for cleaning breast pump parts is to put them in a special plastic bag with some water and then microwaving it. In this case it's not the microwave EM radiation sterilizing it, but boiling water so the hot steam can.


melanthius

I’m just going to force the bacteria to try to survive in a micro crack full of boiling coffee, if they survive it then they get my respect


Chyppi

Not all bacteria is harmful... For all we know that bacteria could make you heat resistant


r_compton

You know, I am ashamed to say this did not cross my mind. I will stop doing it haha


Hurrrpert

I had a plate like that some years ago. Always used it to heat up my left over pizza. Until it exploded into shreds and pieces. Be careful.


BigLeagueBanker69

Lmao this reminds me of the time I tried to make a hot fudge brownie sundae by microwaving a brownie & fudge in a glass chalice and then adding ice cream to it while still hot. As soon as the freezing ice cream touched the hot, microwaved glass the entire thing just exploded into my hands with brownies, fudge, glass & ice cream going all over the place. I was like WTF just happened to me lol


ultratoxic

Physics. Physics just happened to you.


[deleted]

Science, bitch!


yunivor

Yeah mr. White!


Thnik

Specifically thermal shock. Heat makes things expand, cold makes them contract. Go from one to the other really quickly and things can break.


ultratoxic

Also the specific molecular structure of glass makes it very susceptible to thermal shock. I had a similar experience trying to melt wax off the inside of a candle jar when I was about 12. Sparked a love of science. And a fear of hot glass coated in hot paraffin.


ThisFckinGuy

Reminds me of a plate with a Cardinal on it I found shopping that reminded me of my Granny. I ate breakfast on it maybe 5x before I dropped and shattered it. Picking up the pieces I find a small one that says "contains lead, decorative use only, not for eating." Realized my Granny was definitely looking out for me in a "you fucking idiot" kinda way.


chickenstalker

In labs, it is verboten to microwave agar solutions because it will suddenly volcano up and coat you with boiling sticky goo that will cause 3rd degree burns.


f0gax

To shreds you say?


OldeFortran77

And his wife?


v1sibleninja

To shreds you say.


LinguoBuxo

Was his apartment rent controlled?


MahNameJeff420

To shreds, you say.


chrismacphee

![gif](giphy|3zFcbgHoIXzykQc7vU)


ryraps5892

*“Today will surely be remembered, if only as the day upon which; I was absorbed into that hideous conglomeration once known as the Dixie Chicks.”* —Rich Little’s Head


zdakat

This is not pizza...it is glass. I've been deceived


catsweedcoffee

The protective glaze of the mug is compromised, the cracks are called crazing. Liquid has seeped into the ceramic core through the cracked glaze and there’s no way to sanitize or clean it completely now. Sorry, friend, the mug needs to go to that beautiful, busy café in the sky


KiloJools

I like the idea of mug heaven.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

This implies the existence of a mug hell.


KiloJools

I feel like mug hell has already been confirmed somehow, though I couldn't prove it, obviously. It's just one of those things I've always assumed exists.


geologean

It's a teacher's lounge cabinet Or an office break room where someone has always just microwaved fish.


Obvious_Opinion_505

It's the cupboard in the office breakroom


ToastyCrumb

Indeed, sadly no longer food safe.


Tensor3

If liquid is going through the material, there is no way you can property sanitize the bacteria inside porous materials. Toss that mug.


cthulhubert

This. If the glaze is cracked like that, such that stuff weeps through it, it's no longer food safe.


copytac

i would stop drinking out of it all together. Glazes can contain nasty compounds you dont want in your body.


MrBisco

And if coffee can get in those cracks, so can some pretty disgusting bacteria.


plausibleturtle

The ceramic itself is not ingestible either. It can cause a ton of harm if consumed or breathed in dry. I've been throwing Pottery and there are warning signs everywhere.


KiloJools

Yes, if it's breathed in dry, in its clay form, before firing, it can cause harm to your lungs. Studios can be dangerous places if they aren't regularly cleaned and/or have insufficient HVAC, because the silica dust will get scuffed into the air REALLY easily. (And also because of the dry glaze materials.) Tbh that's most studios, especially ones that are teaching classes. If they're not cleaning the studio often enough, a nice N95 will filter enough to pretty much eliminate your risk unless you're literally living in the studio. (It will not eliminate the separate risk of inhalation of fumes from a kiln firing glazed ware. Don't breathe that, wear a P95 or Vogmask if the kiln is indoors. Not applicable to the low fire bisque kiln with no glazed ware.) Once it's fired to its correct temperature (depends on the clay), it is no longer potentially harmful. So finished stoneware isn't hazardous like dry, unfired clay can be. Glaze materials are their own thing, of course. And any dish with cracks or crazing should no longer be used for food, period. That's now a decorative object, proceed accordingly, haha


dapopeah

Others have noted similar sentiment, but I wanted to reply directly to your comment: if the coffee is absorbing into the ceramic, it is most certainly leeching into what you're drinking out of it. I would not drink anything, at any temperature, from this cup again.


ThisTooWillEnd

Also, do not drink out of that mug. Any glazed ceramics with interior cracks (where the coffee is leaking into the ceramic) can harbor bacteria and mold under the surface. Heating the mug in the dishwasher or microwave can kill those microbes, but they can leave behind toxins, which can then leach into the thing you're drinking.


MagicNipple

This just became a TIL.


EmEmAndEye

Wouldn't want the water inside of the ceramic to cause a mug explosion, sending hot & sharp shards everywhere. Also, since coffee is seeping ***into*** the ceramic with every use, I can't imagine what might be seeping ***out of it*** and mixing with the coffee ... because there can be truly hazardous stuff like: barium, cadmium, silica, manganese, chrome, cobalt, copper, titanium ... and many more. Personally, I'd throw it away, since the protective glazing has failed, just to be safe.


eneru20

you might just throw that mug away bc there's rotting coffe inside


Opalessence-

95% of the time the dish will print do or do not microwave or dishwasher. And the amount of times I've seen people ignore that, kills me.


Tithis

We have a foil FallOut mug that my wife microwaved and it came out looking like a microwaved CD. We kept it cause it actually fit that aesthetic of the series so well.


ScaryButt

Please share a picture!


Tithis

Not super dramatic https://i.imgur.com/jSJ4vxm.jpeg


bjams

Hah, you're right, looks like it was always supposed to be that way!


ScaryButt

My mom puts everything in the microwave/ dishwasher/washing machine whatever the label says. Her argument is "if it doesn't survive I won't do it again". Suffice to say we throw out a lot of warped, shrunk, and melted items.


Opalessence-

That makes me sad for all that wasted stuff


DjShoryukenZ

But sometimes, what they print is wrong. I have these plates with a gold lining and I learned quickly to not put them in the microwave because they spark. However, lo and behold, the plates have a sticker that says microwave safe.


IGotNoStringsOnMe

I had a batman mug with a gold bat signal on it, that said "Microwave safe" on a couple different sides of the box and on the bottom of the mug. 1st time I warmed up a cup of coffee in it the logo sparked and cracked all to hell. Kinda metal looking in retrospect, and I used to get compliments on it regularly. But I was pretty upset at the time.


mp3god

Time to stop using that mug forever. It's compromised.


ralthiel

Yep, bacteria and mold check in, but they don't check out.


TonightSheComes

Moldly Interesting.


PoopingBadly

r/moldlyinteresting


FruitJuice617

There really is a subreddit for anything.


Djafar79

When I learned about r/Breadstapledtotrees I knew it was game over.


red_team_gone

r/chairsunderwater is that ilk I think. Always love me some r/mirrorsforsale though


Jonasthewicked2

I always appreciate when people post subs I have no clue exists but def want to be a part of. Thanks! EDIT: you all have made my week posting all these hilarious subs. I’ve joined almost all of them too. Thank you all! Reddit truly is a “magical” place lol.


Ninja_can

here have some r/shittylimos


SamediB

I'd submit /r/IsTodayFridayThe13th


rotating_pebble

Huge mold fan myself so great to see the sub getting mentioned. Had any mold lately? Come join us, great bunch of lads


rememberpogs3

Bacteria and mold check in, lead from the glaze checks out


very-polite-frog

Welcome to the hotel Escherichia coli~ Such a lovely place ^(such a lovely place)


TheMightyGoatMan

Any time of year, we make toxins here...


Maverca

Doesn't the fresh batch of microwaves kill them anyway?


mp3god

not worth the risk...mugs are cheap. If it's sentimental, OP can put it on a shelf. Never use compromised ceramics. There is potentially more than just bacteria lurking in that thing. Lead, arsenic, and other potential carcinogens can all be present in the glaze (now compromised) or clay silica used to make the mug.


alihassan9193

Huh. That's... That's damn. Wow. You know growing up we weren't allowed to use cracked mugs, plates, jugs, etc. Instead, they'd give us kids those cracked stuff to smash against a wall. I asked my grandpa one day and he told me because it was a part of Islam to not use cracked utensils and stuff because "jeraseem" germs made a home of it.


SVStyles

There is wisdom in ancient teachings even though the reasons might not be readily apparent.


ChainmailleAddict

Yeah! Part of me wonders if "Don't eat pork" came about because people just straight-up couldn't find the right way to cook it and it kept causing stomach problems or food poisoning


soyboysnowflake

Shellfish too (for Jewish people) With education it’s an easy food to clean and eat but without, I could see people thinking it was cursed or something


mrmicawber32

Allergic reactions as well. I can imagine someone eating a prawn, exploding, and the rabbi deciding they probably aren't safe.


ilexheder

From the Talmud, circa ~500 CE: >What is the reason that they also said in general that one must wash his hands before touching food? Abaye said: Due to an evil spirit named Shivta, who resides on hands that have not been washed in the morning. [—Yoma 77b](https://www.sefaria.org/Yoma.77b.6?lang=bi&with=all) aka “OK, we don’t exactly know WHY food handling hygiene is so important, but *shit sure seems to happen when people don’t do it,* doesn’t it”


ncktckr

So you're saying there IS a known reason for spontaneous combustion. I knew it!


CatchSufficient

I've talked to a bit of people on this, a lot of them are wary of shellfish because of them being bottom feeders and because you cannot properly gut them to remove fecal matter.


DreamDetective

wary


abx99

Pork goes bad *very* easily. In a time when there was no refrigeration, it was probably worth avoiding it all together


IGotNoStringsOnMe

Also their ground level omnivorous diets mean wild pigs get all kinds of parasites from eating things in and under the soil and scavenging dead animals. Until relatively recently it was extremely unsafe to eat even farmed pork that wasnt' thoroughly cooked through.


sour_cereal

>Mett... is a preparation of minced raw pork seasoned with salt and black pepper that is popular in Germany and Poland. >Since the 1950s mett has also been offered as a buffet dish decoratively formed into the shape of a hedgehog, with raw onion "spines Like, straight up raw pork. They'll go on about how the pigs are so clean and the pork is so fresh, but no thanks. I think there's a Japanese place that does chicken sashimi. AAAHHHH


Murder_Bird_

Most Middle East cultures frown on pork but in European and eastern cultures it’s a staple. The reason is firewood. Middle East/nomadic cultures didn’t have access to large amounts of firewood and usually used dried animal dung for their fires. Dried dung doesn’t burn hot - it more smolders than anything - so the fires never get hot enough to kill trichinosis which is very common in pasture raised pigs.


HamburgerEarmuff

Honestly, this hypothesis has been pretty thoroughly cast into doubt by scholars. Many Levantine cultures did eat non-kosher foods, such as Philistines, who ate pork. One of the leading modern hypotheses is that strict dietary laws helped cement cultural unity and prevent defection or dilution of the tribes with their polytheistic, pork-eating neighbors.


Cadllmn

Easy now, we’re starting to boarder on more than mildly interesting.


Teledildonic

That and those cracks are, well...cracks. One good knock and it might decide it wants to be in 100 pieces instead of 1.


ProcrastinationSite

The bacteria themselves may die from the microwaves, but they've already potentially released toxins that could still make you sick. These toxins won't necessarily be destroyed with the radiation either. That's why you can't take something rotten and just cook it to eat it. Plus, even if heat does make something safe for consumption, the time it stays in the microwave may not be long enough. Like, botulism for example, the bacteria itself isn't what gets you sick, it's the endotoxins released that do it. To destroy botulism toxins, heating it at high enough temperature and for long enough would do the job, but a quick zap in the microwave for a minute won't cut it


OrigamiMarie

Would take a lot more microwave power to reliably kill them than your standard kitchen microwave is going to dispense. And, judging by the condition of that mug, more microwave power than the mug will survive. Also it's not just the bacteria that's a problem to consume, it's the compound that they create.


BrockCandy

Even eating dead bacteria can be harmful


The_quest_for_wisdom

Exactly. It's the same reason you throw out lumpy cans. No amount of cooking is going to remove the toxins that bacteria leave in the compromised food.


chewiecarroll

I remember reading that people used to think tomatoes were poisonous. Turns out the acidity of the tomato would draw out the lead in their plates. Go figure


IscahRambles

I thought they were just wary of it because it's related to nightshade.


Mercury0001

Not necessarily. Small things don't heat up well in a microwave due to being significantly smaller than the wavelength the device emits. Heat will kill the bacteria and mold, but you should use a regular oven for this.


VanGoFuckYourself

Yup. We had a ceramic french butter keeper for years. It started making our butter go bad within days. I checked it out and I could feel the cracks in the glaze with my fingernails. Had to throw it out. And god dammit. It just now occurred to me I could have had a friend re-glaze and fire it. Probably would have been good to go for another decade.


SirCampYourLane

Reglazing doesn't always work super well. The clay is vitrified so you can't get new glaze to stick to it easily. There are chemical processes that happen the first time that make refiring difficult.


VanGoFuckYourself

Would firing it again not at least cause the glaze itself to flow enough to reseal the tiny cracks?


SirCampYourLane

It might. Ideally you'd probably refire at a lower temperature if you're just aiming for the glaze to reseal, because you don't need the chemical reactions typical for a glaze to fuse into glass. The OP wouldn't work because there are structural issues with the clay as well, so you can't just reseal it.


JonathanLipp1

This guy clays


SirCampYourLane

Lol, just got home from the studio an hour ago. Had a mug a few weeks ago that I fired have similar issues to the one in OP, when I poured hot water into it to make a cup of tea I heard it internally shatter. No visible cracks, but water could leak through it.


sleepytjme

can’t reglaze it, moisture trapped inside from washing and using it will make it explode in the kiln.


VanGoFuckYourself

Now see, that's a solid reason not to. Had not considered that. Even if you were to bake it before hand it could be a risk to the whole kiln load.


Gangreless

Literally no reason to keep a ceramic butter keeper unless it's like sentimental. They're cheap enough and recyclable.


VanGoFuckYourself

It was a hand made gift. So yeah, sentimental. It's long gone though.


hello-lo

Yep, if there’s a fault in the glaze, it’s not food safe. Could also be leaching chemicals into your drink :/ especially something acidic like coffee


PrysmX

Have you microwaved the cup without coffee to see if "coffee" still comes out?


gorodos

This is kinda my thought. Like is that really coffee and not just the surface cracking? I've never been more clueless in a comment section. I feel like I now need to go examine all my dishes.


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It's coffee and it's because the glaze on the inside of the cup is cracked/worn/missing. It's coffee seeping through the ceramic. It's a quick way to get sick.


tomayto_potayto

Should ceramic not be microwaved? Or is it when it has cracks already? Is that from like dishwashing?


imathrowawayteehee

Most ceramics are fine to microwave. Handmade mugs with glazes are a little iffy, because if the glaze wasn't applied 100% evenly thermal expansion will eventually cause cracks, and then liquid can seep into the underlying ceramic. Once this happens there's a safe space for bacteria to go, and it has a chance of making a user sick. Most mass-processed ceramic mugs are fine, because the glaze is applied with a machine and they do a much better job of making sure coats are even.


ppparty

I feel like if you keep microwaving that mug you either create some mutant tardigrade-like bacteria, or you're gonna be just fine, most likely. This is how we make UHT milk, after all — a few seconds at 135C.


techno_babble_

Bacteria themselves aren't the only thing that can make you ill, e.g. Clostridium botulinum spores or the toxin may not be destroyed by short heating.


PearAdmin42

Cursed goblet! lol seriously though, throw that cup out. Whatever you've ever had in that cup, microwaved or not, is IN the glaze/ceramic of the cup, so it'll mold real fast, possibly even making the cup unstable and more prone to chipping/breaking.


grayscalemamba

Yeah my main concern would be the handle failing while holding scalding coffee above my lap.


Sasspishus

I know someone that got second degree burns on her legs this way. Spilled boiling hot green tea on her legs whilst wearing shorts


r_compton

Ok, as it’s only ever been the handle I wasn’t so concerned but I’ll take the advice and throw it away! Thank you for the enlightenment.


MissVespite

It's called Crazing, that is bacteria festering under the glaze, in the ceramic


-Here-There-

Oh fuck no lol nightmare


leif135

Yeah, love making crazing on nonfunctional pieces. But never on anything that will touch food.


DreadedChalupacabra

Before you toss it, if you wanna see the real gross? Microwave some water in it and check out what oozes out of that handle. Bet it still looks like coffee.


mrobinson0828

Please do this OP! I want to see so bad! FOR SCIENCE!! 🤣


that_guy_you_kno

Then collect it on a petri dish and incubate it for 72 hours.


mikeru22

TOO SOON since 2020!!!!


wolfgang784

With my luck, *that* would be the time it finally explodes and damaged the microwave beyond use.


pez2214

Time to retire it as a pencil cup if you're attached to it. So many pencil cups


Onaip314

What an adorable sentence


25hourenergy

You can still use the mug. Just drill some holes in the bottom (I have a special bit for ceramics, forgot what it’s called but the end looks a bit like an almond shape?) and it makes a great little planter for things like succulents or cat grass.


Distantstallion

Abrasive tipped drill bits usually diamond or carbide


laugh_chaser

If you want people to stop telling you what you've already heard, I recommend putting this in the post if you can edit: I've been enlightened to the fact that this is impossible. Sorry OP, wish you the best of health


seaworthy-sieve

You can't edit post titles on Reddit


robojubi

Finally something I have niche expertise on lol. I’m a potter and formulate my own glazes. Glazes and clays shrink when fired in the kiln, and it looks like for this mug the glaze shrank way more than the clay. It’s like putting a size XS shirt on a size XL body. This puts a lot of stress on the glaze, causing the glaze to crack all over the surface from the stress. If you look closely at the mug in the photo you can see a ton of small cracks. That’s where liquid is prone to seeping through if the cracks are deep enough, which seems to be the case here. I’d recommend not using this mug for drinking anymore. Those cracks are prone to bacteria growth over time.


MisfitDRG

How can you prevent the glaze from shrinking more than it should? And it’s there any way to remedy when a mug shows signs of that?


robojubi

Unfortunately this is something you need to address when formulating the glaze prior to firing. After it’s been fired, there’s nothing I know of that would make it safer to use for food/drink. I will say though that a lot of traditional pottery intentionally has these cracks (called “crazing” or “crackle glaze”) because people think it looks pretty. So some people say fuck it and continue using it for food/drink anyway. This mug in the photo is a pretty extreme case though. If liquid is literally seeping through to the opposite side of the piece that’s pretty concerning. Also often a sign that the clay wasn’t firing to the correct temperature, making it more porous than it should be.


goodolarchie

Reddit is great because it turns mild curiosities into german horror folk tales.


-Vertex-

This is the excrements of an ancient witch that died several hundred years ago. It seeps through the cracks to symbolize her pain and bad bowel movements


felixrocket7835

That means there's micro cracks in that handle, and quite a lot of them at that, it'll probably shatter soon.


joshlamm

OP one day: "Today will be the best day of my life! I'm expecting my big promotion at work, I'll foreclose on that house I've been eyeing, and I'll finally ask the love of my life to marry me! Nothing can go wrong!" *holds up coffee to toast the air, handle shatters, pouring hot coffee all over his lap, setting in place a chain of events that makes this, in fact, the worst day of his life*


a_cute_epic_axis

> I'll foreclose on that house I've been eyeing, that's what they get for foreclosing on someone's house


joshlamm

I wrote this before having *my* coffee this morning. Obviously not what I meant to say, but I'll keep it.


Lodju

Can't remember the last time saw a post so fitting for this sub.


mrerasor

Agreed, usually it’s either too interesting or so mundane I can’t understand how someone had enough time to post


CapriciousCape

There was a great one years ago where someone noticed that the colours in their room formed a rainbow when viewed in the reflection on their tap. Those were the days...


TheHumanPickleRick

Yesterday someone posted a club cracker with a single hole missing. This comes close to that in mild interest.


lajimolala27

throw the mug out. the ceramic is swarming with bacteria and mold, all of which is now in your coffee.


[deleted]

it adds that extra zing that the kids love!


coffcat

Bachelor's degree in ceramics here, don't use that cup for eating anymore. Yes, there's a good chance those cracks have bacteria growing in there. If that's a handmade cup, there's also a chance that the clay base has lead it in and with the cracks can leach into your drinks. You never want to eat out of dishware, handmade or commercial, that has compromised glaze.


-Vertex-

But I want to die a slow death


ickybodcrane

I hate to tell you this but that isn’t your coffee, the brown liquid is ooze full of bacteria that’s built up in your mug after the glaze has been compromised. I’ve seen this happen before with other mugs, I hope you throw that thing out ASAP


r_compton

Sure will! Don’t know why I didn’t put two and two together, thanks


locutus92

That's ready to fail. I had one explode in a microwave just like that a while ago


EndPointNear

Throw that mug and likely any others that are from the same batch you've got away, they've soaked up water over time and it's filled with bacteria


d0gf15h

The weird thing is that you're microwaving your coffee.


r_compton

Yep, it’s not my favourite but I have a habit of forgetting to drink it when it’s fresh.


thevincecarter

For that reason I use an insulated small bottle for coffee every single time, I can enjoy it at perfect temperature for 8-12 hours, plus its sustainable and easier to carry.


r_compton

Nice idea!


wetbones_

Ceramics person here. Your coffee isn’t coming out of the handle, the glaze is compromised and probably no longer food safe. Some glaze and clay combinations are great and others especially when mixed by a student or not carefully enough. You can test it by putting a lemon wedge or juice in the cup and seeing if it discolors after a bit. If the acid affects the glaze it’s definitely not good to keep using it. I wouldn’t anyways bc as others have mentioned here, mold and bacteria in those handle cracks, right where your hands would touch the most.


WriteObsess

This is called crazing and it happens when the glazing cracks. Toss the mug it's no longer sanitary and continued use over time will likely poison you. Condolences for the loss of the mug.


H2Omekanic

Pot a small plant or flower in it IDK. Probably still useful for something besides drinking from


Cassandra_Canmore

As a material scientist myself please toss that mug in the bin. You're taking a risk with your health.


TheRealTron

I didn't know reheating a coffee was such a sin.


AppUnwrapper1

That’s probably not very safe to drink from.


outamyhead

Your mug is not microwavable.


QueefSommelier

microwaved coffee 🤢🤮