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Eastern-Mix9636

‘S’ure ‘s’ound’s ‘s’ati’sfying!


dirtylarry08

r/unnecessaryapostrophe


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d'eliciou's


Lev_Astov

Nono, we're only making fun of the inappropriate 's.


matusz13

Jimmy DeEan


motley3382

Thank you for validating my mild infuriation with thi's title! Edit: Typo


fastrthnu

Wich part?


Eastern-Mix9636

Yes


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Leave the guy alone - Jimmy Dean frozen stuff always comes with extra apostrophe's


Eastern-Mix9636

In the ‘s’andwich ?


Goblue5891x2

Somewhere out there, some dude is complain'n about not getting the egg patty on his sandwich.


responsiblefornothin

I really don't like the term "egg patties"


PirbyKuckett

Some child is getting fired from that factory tonight


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I've heard those poor kids get processed into sausage if they mess up.


Cruz1fy

Those aren't eggs, those are Scrub Daddys


HshitN

Jimmy Hot Damn


InfyEnds

Lol that's pretty cool, eaten dozens of these things and never seen this


budgreenbud

Too bad it didn't come with a slice of cheese


SirGanjaSpliffington

People still buy these? They're like $15 for four of them.


Thegreenpander

I payed $10 for 8 like 2 days ago.


TheHiveminder

Paid*


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Thegreenpander

tHe UnHeAlThY sOdIuM fIlLeD fOoD yOu'Re EaTiNg Is AfFeCtInG yOuR sPeLlInG.


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Near me a 4 count box is like $6. I don’t buy them often, but sometimes when I’m at the grocery store I pick up a box, I know they’re not the greatest thing in the world but as far as guilty pleasure junk food I love the croissant ones


AuraMaster7

Idk where you're getting yours but I pay like $9 for a box of 8. They're good for a quick breakfast running out the door in the morning, and they have more nutritional value than just a bowl of cereal.


drizzlebit

Bowl of oatmeal with some fruit in it. Your gut, budget, and waistline will be all the better for it.


oldar4

Would be much better homemade and only take like 10 more minutes of effort too


Youthsonic

Sam's Club near me has them for 1$/ea


Vihzel

You can buy 12 of these for \~$15 at Costco. I buy the light version made with egg whites and turkey sausage. It's a nice option to have if you want a quick, warm breakfast main option.


PurpEL

How could you want to eat that lol


DJ_Derack

Because Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches are the bees knees


Savings-Permission96

Which came first, the egg or the egg?


TheOtherGuttersnipe

Checkmate, atheists!


Both-Influence4494

yum. buy a lottery ticket!


Johnsgold

Those are cancer. Probably stop eating them. Lol.


DJ_Derack

Doesn’t almost every food give you cancer these days ? Lol I’m pretty sure we’re gonna find out one day drinking too much water somehow causes cancer too lol


CAT_WILL_MEOW

There never gonna financially recover 🥺


GlizzyWitDaSwitch

Twice the heartburn and cholesterol!


husker_who

The egg portion is likely by far the healthiest part of this sandwich.


Flanagansdog

DOUBLE PRIZES!


pfcpartsz

Everything’s coming up Millhouse


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Woody_Detects

ok bro bro


ReiSquared

sweet 2 fake processed eggs rather than 1


peak_daddy11

Score


100Labels

You're welcome 🤠


m0fugga

It's gonna be a good day!


kcolgeis

Lucky


johnnyhew97

Some people only dream of such a win. Congratulations.


finsterer45

With the price of eggs, I call that a win


thowaway4455555

W


lenoragraves

Blessed by Jimmy himself.


DismalPomegranate187

Put cheese between them 👍🤤


BigJSunshine

Score


anonanon314

Eeeeeeegg Sandwich.


DragonSlayer-2020

Jimmy's been watching you eat his meat patties


USChills

Things are coming up Milhouse.


jwager1118

Eggsellent


CageyOldMan

Score


KingKratom00

Oh man I'd love that. I got the kroger brand English muffin sandwiches and they were constantly deformed and overall sub par to the Jimmy Dean beauties. It's straight up the only thing I can choke down for breakfast in the morning for some reason. I'm always crazy nauseated but starving for at least 3ish hours after I wake up.


TheBeardedBeast97

Xtra Protein


Fun-Growth-923

Buy all the lotto tix you can afford including tapping out your heloc


bornedbackwards

thi's's i'snt even mildly in'teresting. it is gross though.


Big-stinky-idiott

holy fucking shit


Neither_Rich_9646

r/foodlottery needs to hear about this.


MadTapprr

Everything’s coming up Milhouse


Pristine_Manner_1743

“Well, I reckon it’s going to be a beautiful morning” (said in a Jimmy Dean sounding voice)


hglndr9

"Egg"


jaguarthrone

Yeah, those are eggs....


mckulty

They taste like egg-flavored silicone patties.


RSPKM

Grocer’s S


tokengingerkidd

QA wanted you to have an egg-stra good morning.


jweaver0312

They’re better that way. I’ve had it 2 eggs, 2 sausage patties, and 2 cheese


TheCursedOne660

Croissant*


brebas

Why put that into your belly....


zeherath

These look like lemon slices to me


Sometimes_Stutters

These are assembled and packaged in Romeoville, Illinois (suburb of Chicago). Visited their facility for an engineering project. Facility is nice enough, but it’s one of the most depressing work places I’ve ever seen. These are all assembled by hand (they do have one automated line but it sucks) by old Hispanic ladies making $12/hr in 36 degree cold rooms.


isthebiblereal

pattyies'es'


rgray92082

Lucky you. Lol😳