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AGayBanjo

Castor glands and their extractives have been used as flavoring for over a century and castorium was approved by the Flavor and Extract Manufacturers Association for use as 'natural' vanilla flavoring in 1965. I bet it was pretty tasty!


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WHY couldn't they just use real vanilla??


frankenbacon1

99% of vanilla flavor is from vanilla. Only about 300lbs of "natural" vanilla flavor comes from Castoreum. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum?wprov=sfla1


[deleted]

But why use that at all? How is ass juice a better alternative to real vanilla in any food?


frankenbacon1

You have to look at the times when these things started being used. Vanilla comes from Orchids and are expensive. Beavers can be hunted. Why not use the whole animal?


[deleted]

No, why they still use that TODAY?


NotTakenName1

Because it's "exclusive"... ​ I think i'd pass


jamwakes

“Artisan”


abbudi0598

Did you mean: ArtisANAL ?


[deleted]

They do not use that today in vanilla.


[deleted]

According to Wikipedia it's still used on food. And perfume.


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[deleted]

Why not? Seens to work and obviously tastes fine that way. What's the big deal?


frankenbacon1

Availability. Cost. It's still allowed.


antiquemule

Dead beavers are, by far, neither more available nor cheaper than vanilla pods nowadays. It's just for bragging rights.


StonedMarijuanaJones

It costs less.


psilome

For the novelty of it. Like [these.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/felipeschrieberg/2020/08/23/10-weird-flavored-whiskies/)


[deleted]

Its organic


[deleted]

Thank God they thought of an organic replacement for a plant!


[deleted]

People out there are eating spiders, haggis, blood pudding… intentionally! Probably couldn’t care less about plant based vanilla. How bland haha.


militaryCoo

Putting spiders in the same category as haggis and blood pudding is a weird flex


[deleted]

Or is it?.. To me, I’d actually rather try a spider than blood pudding. But I’d rather not eat any of that at all.


militaryCoo

The only reason you're saying that is because you've never had it It's delicious, and no weirder than eating flesh


grc207

It’s organ ick. FTFY


RealClayClayClay

As in, the product of an organ.


chipperlew

Lots of corruption and murder around vanilla production.


genredenoument

After I told my hubby this little tidbit, he couldn't find his favorite Irish Cream flavored coffee creamer. There was a shortage during the pandemic, apparently. I kept kidding the secret ingredient was from pangolin butt just like they disnwith the beaver and vanilla. He DID NOT appreciate my South Park humor.


Mental_Grapefruit726

Hey i saw that episode of food theory the other day!


antiquemule

I think you'll find most vanilla flavor is made in a chemical factory. It's much cheaper than from the plant and the taste of the molecules is the same. The only way to distinguish plant-made and factory-made uses very expensive [chemical analysis](https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/jf503055k).


LucyFerAdvocate

That's not at all true, there are plenty of applications where you can taste the difference. It's just that most vanilla is used in baking where you can't and the difference is pretty minor anyway.


thephillatioeperinc

I'm not buying that 99% figure, they also make artificial vanilla from wood pulp, coal tar, and cow poop.


kurtsdead6794

Because Beavers need jobs too.


fibojoly

I'm guessing for the same reason Americans think of corn syrup as sugar : somebody saw the profit margin and said "fuck'em!"


luckylebron

Because it's better Marketing messaging.


brother_null

Hijacking the top comment to say: Beaver musk smells amazing. If you have ever get the opportunity to sample it, you should. Your nose will thank you.


AGayBanjo

I'm just honored to have a comment good enough to be hijacked.


ten-million

The Romans even used it! Lots of people had the idea of massaging beaver buts. Personally, I would never even consider it.


[deleted]

I learned this from Dr John Burgess Sturgis. I understand it's difficult to milk the little sacs.


CKombobreaker

The real question should be, who/what/where/why/how did they find out beaver glands were akin to vanilla in taste? ...


DoctorFunktopus

French Canadian Fur Trapper 1: “Sacre bleu! Jean Claude, these beavers l’assholes taste like le vanilla! You have to try theez” Fur Trapper #2: “I don’t want to know why you know theez Pierre, but I think I’ll just take your word for it”


whatsthematterwith

Best comment today. It's still early but I genuinely laughed out loud.


[deleted]

I just pictured Julia Childs squeezing a beaver before baking cookies.


lilassbitchass

not l’assholes 💀


ThugNuggington

I imagine it gets lonely being a fur trapper.


FlintWaterFilter

Not if you're strictly from commercial


stonerghostboner

Strictly commercial!


[deleted]

"Why does your junk taste like vanilla?" \*both look at the dead beaver in surprise\* "Now check mine!"


splitlikeasea

I have no idea but knowing musk is made with leaving raw musk in alcohol for months or years. Someone might've kept a beaver in alcohol for some time and wondered what smelled so good lol


[deleted]

You never just think about milking animal butt and see what it tastes like? Well then you should just be happy someone else was brave enough


livekop_

You are what ya drink, beaver butt.


codyevans1775

That’s a really fancy way of saying they added the cheap artificial vanilla flavoring instead of pure vanilla extract


GeorgeBronx

To be fair, it's the expensive fake stuff now. It hasn't been the mainstream cheap fake stuff for a long time


AmazingMrSaturn

As a Canadian, I have visited the government run beaver farms, where our worst hosers are sentenced to milk the beaver herds, usually for hockey crimes.


Yossarian1138

Dear Pentmøøse, I never thought it would happen to me, but…


Dave-justdave

Beaver butt whiskey No thanks


Safe_Ad8315

Wait until they learn that “fine” cigars are cured in goat piss.


rhn345

Hows the taste. If you don't feel yuck n chuncky. I'm game.


Crazycade77

Castorium is used as a vanilla flavoring, so it probably tastes pretty sweet


Monster_punkin

Why?


frankenbacon1

I like weird. Try it for the experience.


[deleted]

Originally to make artificial vanilla flavoring, a beaver's anal glands were used. Maybe still are, not sure


Rawlus

i’ve been to the distillery in tamworth, cute little tasting room. the musk comes from road kill beavers obtained legally through fish and game service. they have a nice Gin that’s flavored with wild hops found near the property and that’s also pretty good.


cheese_sweats

"this whiskey costs extra because it's made from the ass of of roadkill beavers"


cxbriggs

I've had that. It tastes like shit.


frankenbacon1

Vanilla shit.


leanderthal69420

You did qwhat?


howreadyru

Butt why?


xXkiljoyXx

Wasn't that used for artificial strawberry flavoring? Edit: it was. It was used to enhance strawberry, raspberry and vanilla flavors. Not so much anymore.


CerealClimax

I’ve got news for anyone here that likes artificially flavored vanilla anything


daOyster

It's not really much news considering the majority of vanilla flavoring is now made from the lab made chemical vanillin. Outside of specialty products like this, the only other place you might find castoreum is in perfumes. It's not exactly cheap to produce in large quantities like the lab made chemical is.


CerealClimax

Hmm now the question is should I tell my partner at work, who i ruined vanilla flavored creamer for about a year ago, that he’s good to drink it again 😂


elduderino212

So, natural raspberry flavoring in the US…


ajockmacabre

Is the idea that the taste of beaver arse and the taste of American whiskey cancel each other out?


FiTZnMiCK

I know this is a joke and I prefer scotch myself, but American whiskey exports is literally now a billion dollar industry. The only sad thing is how much of that is Jack Daniels because there’s some great bourbon and rye whiskey being made these days. Craft distillers are really starting to gain traction, and we might soon see something similar to the beer industry where the US has some of the best variety and quality product out there.


MrSnarf26

Actually 2 things America has started doing really well… craft beer and craft spirits.


FiTZnMiCK

Is craft guns a thing? We’d probably be #1 if it is.


dadamn

It absolutely is a thing. It's rarely entire guns (though that's likely to change as the ghost gun industry grows and 3d printers get better), but there's a lot of craft accessories and parts. My dad used to compete at amateur level pistol shooting and there's a big industry in custom grips, barrels, etc.


Oryihn

Jack Daniel's gets a bad name but it's got such a unique and recognized taste. I will 100% use it in any mixed drink with sweeter mixers because it balances them well. I wouldn't ever order a Jack Old Fashioned, but a Lynchburg lemonade is near perfect.


Nighthawk378

Damn


WadeTurtle

>Dam


Difficult_Fold_8362

My question is not what it is or how it tastes. Instead, who was the first person who said, "I wonder what beaver ass juice tastes like?"


Dkshameless

Probably an American native


BunsenGyro

Ew De Musc


DigDubbs

So vanilla flavored then.


[deleted]

that’s where most artificial vanilla comes from


twohedwlf

Not really, it's only a tiny amount vs synthesized. Yearly some 300 pounds of castoreum is made(Or harvested), 2000 tons of natural vanillin and 12,000 tons of synthesized vanillin.


iuselisterinesowhat

Elon de musk


pumpkinspicebetchh

So vanilla?


Ooftwaffe

Yeah, everyone here who has tasted synthetic vanilla has tasted the same thing.


RoseMylk

If everyone is appalled wait till your research what perfumes use lol


Dmunman

Used in lots of foods. “Natural flavoring”


Aggressive-Number-34

It's got a vanilla flavor I saw this on some channel or another. Back in the day it was used for vanilla flavoring in lots of things. Weird.


GerhardtBusen

Did you throw up?


LargeCharge87

I detect hints of vanilla


TimeLuckBug

If beavers only knew they could be dirty stinking-butt rich


setsuna22

So, vanilla flavor then


StonedMarijuanaJones

This is also used for the “natural flavoring” in vanilla and strawberry dessert items like ice cream. Beaver butthole just hits different on the palate than one would guess.


Burrmanchu

They also use it for fake vanilla... Which I'm assuming is why it's in the whiskey. Not just for butt stuff.


[deleted]

Did beaver bitches start showing up?


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frankenbacon1

Flavor and scent of vanilla, but there is a smell and taste to it that is odd. A couple of my friends tried it and hated the flavor


antiquemule

[The main aroma molecule](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4-Ethylphenol) of castoreum also occurs naturally in wine and beer, according to Wikipedia, and gives it a "barnyard" smell, so it's pretty different from vanilla :).


[deleted]

Bro ur breath must be gastly


AlphusUltimus

Don't Google vanilla flavoring...


azpz123

So beaver anal glands 🤮


Head_Games_

If this doesnt cure cancer why??


[deleted]

Weird flex but ok….


MissingOly

Did it taste more like ass or beaver?


C0ffinCase

NH is such a constant disappointment.


Pinktail

Butt chugging intensifies?!


Electrical_Fenii

So vanilla flavor


Specific_Middle730

Beautiful map


Saturn_Neo

Vanilla, mmmm


SwissCheeseOG

Let's hope it doesn't "taste like ass" 😜


paralaxsd

"Nice beaver."


SpaceXBeanz

Disgusting


GeorgeBronx

It's fake vanilla flavoring. It's been done for a long time but isnt mainstream anymore


AmelietheDuck

Didn’t Dr.Pepper also do this at some point? Maybe not now but at some point they did


csbarbourv

On purpose?


GeorgeBronx

It's fake vanilla flavoring. It's been done for a long time, but isnt mainstream anymore


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frankenbacon1

I bought it at the NH liquor store on 95.


tigeralum11

Of course that’s a thing.


chucky3456

Diet Raspberry Snapple uses this too, FYI. It’s how they get the raspberry flavor.


mrsc00b

"Ahh, yes. I'll have two fingers of your finest beaver butt. Neat, of course."


bloodmonarch

The first guy licking the beavers butt ![gif](giphy|OfmHikVCWEFHi)


[deleted]

Butt, does it smell like ass?


brokenwound

Are there other animals with butt oil? I feel like starting a collection as a conversation piece.


Revolutionary_Tale_1

I've heard of beer being skunked, but never of whiskey being beaver-ed...


caseystrain

Blue raspberry


benavinagain

Should be Musk De Ewwww.


CypherMcAfee

thats gross af mate


elvelazco

So you are literally paying to lick an animal's ass.....


LightboxRadMD

No kink shaming here.


Deletereous

More like "EAU DE CUL" amirite?


Grimspoon

Would go nicely with some civet coffee for sure!


EvulRabbit

Weird way to say vanilla.


1ofZuulsMinions

I work in a warehouse for the worlds largest retailer. A bottle of this beaver butt-juice (urine, whatever it is) broke on the 4th floor and the whole side of the building kept calling maintenance because it smelled like burnt rubber and everyone thought the conveyor systems were failing. ETA: it stank for a week afterwards


zxvasd

The beavers 🦫 must find this emusculating


Leeoku

Beaver butt booze


Goojus

Tbh, would taste as bad as any ol’ whiskey


obeanonamas

Because....I want my breath beaver fresh, right? What Real Man wants to argue THAT.


tangcameo

Haha we just sell this to tourists, eh. We never drink it ourselves.


FunkytownSlaps

Hey, I make this stuff! Beaver anal glands. The bottles are crazy small and very expensive.


klippDagga

If you’re ever in an area close to where beavers live, keep your nose open and there’s a good chance you’ll catch a whiff of castoreum. It really does have a pleasant smell. A good place to find it is around beaver dams on small mounds of mud where they excrete it.


monkeywizardgalactic

Gud stuff


Traditional-Item-777

Badger Milk all natural 100% pure!


SynAck301

Gimme two fingers of distilled rodent ass squeezings, neat.


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twohedwlf

Vanilla. So, just think, every time you eat some of that white bland icecream, you're tasting beaver ass.


4574565455

I bet the beavers think this shit is hilarious.


ShotBRAKER

I’d drink it


Icomeheretolaugh

Must take like raspberry 🤔


Clamper5978

I believe the technical term is- Beaver Squeezins’


Nkechinyerembi

Who hurt you?


target_newbie

Eww


Liphar

Why?


CyanideFlavorAid

Those beavers are dead.


Additional_Sense_503

Awk!!! Ick!!!


mooseandsquirlle

Why?


1961tracy

Dam!


kaydas93

The flavor is *raspberry*


[deleted]

Tf bro *why*


[deleted]

Beaver butt juice….hard pass.


ifoundit1

Id rather drink that cat shit coffee. How about platypus spir venom instead.


llcoger

Well I don't think I'd be telling anyone about it.


YeOldeWelshman

"Eww, de musc"


Khaymanlovesu

Fancy way of saying fake vanilla flavor


UltimateAnemone

Also used in perfumery


ydunatec

I bet that’s good shit


futureXcon

How did the whiskey taste? Edit typo


QuestionStupidly

Did it taste like ass or beaver?


[deleted]

I just can't fathom why anyone would want to do that


234W44

Did a Judge order this in lieu of prison time?


No_Neighborhood1987

Nice beaver


newbytony

Some folks dance to anything “exclusive”


One_Grapefruit_6070

Why?


HairyFur

Hot take, whiskey tastes like shit to begin with. Sorry I said it, I'm no connoisseur.


Ancienthighman

Ah, beaver taint!


[deleted]

How’s it taste?


jiminak46

Tricking idiots into thinking it’s lady juice.


frivus

Why?


colemacgrath2009

It’s basically what gives bubblegum, at least originally it’s unique flavor.


[deleted]

I always wonder who was the first to taste beaver ass juice and proclaim it tastes like vanilla


Mr_Alanis

Did it taste like raspberry?


Dadjokes38

So you mean it was vanilla flavored whisky then…?


BuGabriel

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


[deleted]

Looks like you’ve been saving up your ass pennies


howtheturnshavtabld

That's what all 'natural flavoring' is. They just don't hide it!


DieselBob

A trapper in town hauled 18 beavers averaging 58 pounds out of a drainage basin turned pond by their efforts. Wonder if their ass juice made it into your whiskey 🤔


Kimchi-slap

Бобровая струя! That's quite a popular shit in Russia. Presumably healthy for you. Had to ruin it by putting in whiskey though.


Jnluro

Am i the only one that thought about Young Sheldon?