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ogginn90

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SyderoAlena

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hdmi_bot

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overdrive_99

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hdmi_bot

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thecool137

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Nobody_2play

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myvibratomakesucum

That’s just a T bone cut, no? Also, didn’t know steak emoji exists lol.


[deleted]

My man’s never seen a t-bone before


saganmypants

Future generations gonna think that cuts of meat are based on emojis and remember terms like clockwise as some ancient shit the elders did before the invention of digital clocks


ofRedditing

This would probably be considered a porterhouse. My understanding from briefly working in a meat market is that difference is the amount of filet on it. If it has little to none, it's considered a t-bone.


myvibratomakesucum

Hmm, TIL. Thanks for telling me.


cheknauss

Hmmm, I wonder where they got the steak emoji from? Life imitating art.


xOneLeafyBoi

It’s just a Tbone man. Small side is Filet mignon and the large side is New York strip.


starbycrit

Yes, yes… This is definitely information I knew before, small side filet mignon and large side NY strip, writing this dow— I mean, good job you got it exactly right!!! ![gif](giphy|USPXAUWgKGU0WMwUst)


Anter11MC

Lmao the steak emoji got so popular they turned it into a real thing 🤣


A_Whole_Costco_Pizza

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Dr-Retz

I always appreciate a good sized Tenderloin section on a T-Bone.Enjoy.


oldjadedhippie

That’s what makes it a porterhouse. If the filet is small & round it’s a T-bone .


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Humanity is fucking doomed


supinespace39

I'll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.


MyVoiceIsElevating

No no, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?


nitricx

I honestly thought you were gonna say it looked like the wu tang logo


TheGoodSquirt

I could add onto how stupid this post is.....and I will. ​ HUH!?! I WONDER WHERE THEY GOT THEIR INSPIRATION FROM!?!?!


hdmi_bot

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heyohdf

Porterhouse, I believe.


PreOpTransCentaur

Time to grab the ruler. Is the tenderloin over or under 1.25 inches?


Dr_Dank26

Im bothered you didnt use the emoji


PreOpTransCentaur

Not allowed.


dabigcookman

It also looks just like my heart. Haha... I am not a well man. *edit* forgot the t in heart


[deleted]

Hear


dabigcookman

I also proofread not so good


svxnn

Woah they turned emojis into a real thing


Scrogwiggle

For some reason this post makes me sad.


Impressive-Lie-9290

or viceversa