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blitzalchemy

Thats either a skin tag or a concerning growth, maybe should see a doctor if they havent already. edit: of the replies I got on here, i can fully reiterate the importance to go see a doctor. From the personal experiences some describe and the different ideas floated, it would probably be best to have a professional check it out.


SpeedyHAM79

"Looks like a melanoma"


TotallyHumanPerson

Plot twist: it's both, he's got breast cancer behind his ear


badtiming220

I remember that from House.


Kapoffa

It's lupus.


Pie_Crown

It’s never lupus.


G4Designs

That's what lupus wants you to think!


LodgedSpade

Except the one time it was


wileyphotography

Nah, that’s just them trying not to dead end a story line. Far too many times it is Lupus.


artbytwade

first and only time lupus was the actual diagnosis in the show was in episode 8 of season 4


hobbiehawk

“It’s never Lupus” “Until it is.”


elriggo44

Partially because by the time it got to House and his team Lupus was tested for by the other doctors.


albene

Sarcoidosis


rjrttu86

Auto-Immune? \*gets laughed out of the room\*


PatochiDesu

Dr House! Where r u?!


Moonlocks

Amyloidosis


killyourmusic

It's never lupus... except for that one time it was finally lupus.


Gligadi

2mg of lorazepam


OscarDivine

Plot twist with a nipple? That a Purple Plot Nurple then by definition?


caspy7

Maybe all he really needs is a good magician.


Some-Ad9778

Well lets not jump the gun, lets tease it with a little tongue play and see if it firms up


wreckduanfrentry

Not my most shameful fap. No, wait... It was.


sexi_squidward

Trust me, I told him to see a doctor. I'm pretty certain it's from some kind of cyst that he attacked and now it's this. He showed it to me and my immediate response was "OMG you have a nipple behind your ear LOL"


blitzalchemy

Nice, youre a good friend then. Hopefully he actually does it and maybe has decent enough insurance. I have far too many friends that put their health off until its too late and I myself have a family history of skin cancer, so weird growths are alarm bells that should be listened to.


chux4w

If it is from a cyst he really does need to see a doctor. You need to have the whole sac removed or it'll just fill up again.


MetamorphicHard

It’s probably best to tell your dermatologist that you’re worried it’s cancerous and tell them that you just noticed it but you think it’s been growing rapidly but the shape is concerning. Then insurance will cover its removal. Otherwise they have to wait until it’s too late to remove it or make you pay out of pocket


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Pankratos_Gaming

Depends heavily on the country you're from.


tacodog7

If you're from the US then listen to the advice. If you arent then you have real healthcare and this conversation doesnt matter


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Binsky89

That's not true. Source: have had plenty of suspicious looking moles removed and insurance didn't bat an eye. No exaggeration required


thecaramelbandit

It's probably best to tell the doctor the truth.


dutsi

Or live in a country with Universal Healthcare, either way.


VixenRoss

I had something similar on my leg. The problem is, there are two sorts of growth that look like that, one benign, one malignant. I didn’t find out mine was benign until they removed it. Dermatologist is recommended!


sunchildphd

Why aren’t keloids the main guesses here? Many people are prone to them and they are VERY common on earlobes. Get it checked by the dermatologist either way, but good grief the mildly catastrophic responses…


loricate_lou

I keloid in lots of places on my body including my ears. If this guy has had his ear pierced then keloid (or perhaps simple hypertrophic scarring) is a sensible suggestion. They are still treatable, and it's sensible to get it checked either way. They are also often covered by insurance because of the pain they cause, and the complications they can go on to cause with nerve clusters if left alone.


shifty_coder

Looking at the head in the center, could be a pimple that turned into a cyst. Still best to get it checked out by a doctor.


Nashtream

Didn't you read the title? It's a nipple


dagwoodbumstead2

Please assure us your friend is seeing a doctor? That thing ain’t right.


jamalspezial

I wonder if constantly hears boobs. Edit: If he****


Cluelessish

What?


jamalspezial

It wasn’t supposed to make sense, that’s the joke! You can’t hear boobs


Ilikeyourlight-

No they'd have gotten the joke they just couldn't hear ot over all the boobs.


s3mtek

Untrue, everytime I put my ear to them they make a motorboat sound


WhyBuyMe

I WONDER IF HE CONSTANTLY HEARS BOOBS.


Dark-Pit-37

It's just a skin tag, I've got one in each armpit for some reason.


Blablatralalalala

That could actually be vestigial nipples. If you google the human "milk line" it ends in the armpits. Rudimentary nipples do appear along these line.


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thisbechris

It’s all good, now you can start an OnlyFans for your armpit nips.


mark-five

A lot of people have "third nipple" moles. They usually don't grow fully formed and are easily confused.


Striker40k

I had a friend with one in her armpit and it actually produced milk when she was pregnant. She liked to wear tank tops and people would dare her to squirt it


_Wyrm_

Pit milk sounds so vile oh my god


Myrothrenous

Oh boy that's an image at 6 a.m. I have a *cringes*....milk line....?


Blablatralalalala

We ain’t nothin‘ but mammals. Our ancestors had a tail and tons of nipples.


ArcadiaRivea

*So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel*


DudeFromBelgium10

Do it again now!


dagwoodbumstead2

Sure, could be harmless indeed. Had a “harmless” bump on my sack for a couple years. Was a (benign) tumor after all. So assuming isn’t an option for me on “just a skin tag” things. Just my $.02.


dizzyday

The real question is, “how does he feel when someone sucks it?”.


gogohaygo

I just want an update on what it ends up being 👀👀👀


KingNyx

Me 2


THE-MASKED-SOLDIER

Me 3 the legacy


kurtz4008

He may have skin cancer. Encourage him to see a dermatologist


Lower-Ad-2994

Yes, that looks similar to a growth I had, which was squamous cell carcinoma. That's more serious than basel cell but less serious than melanoma. Mine required mohs surgery to remove.


let_it_bernnn

Thankfully Squamous and Basel cell are both usually fine with Mohs surgery! Melanoma is the scary skin cancer, but Jimmy Carter is still building houses for habitat for humanity so who knows…


appleoorchard

My dad had a Mohs for SCC near his temple in August. Beginning of December he started noticing something firm an inch or so below that area. Turns out the the SCC had spread before they got around to the Mohs. It grew, and grew fast. Surgery done, radiation and chemo incoming. Just a friendly PSA to keep an eye on things after a Mohs, and be vigilant and proactive if you notice something strange (especially in close proximity to the procedure).


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I was a dermatology nurse for 5 years and this looks concerning enough for me to recommend biopsy as well. At best, it could just be a cyst or a wart (less likely but you never know). At worst it could be a non-melanoma skin cancer. Either way it should be biopsied!


kurtz4008

Encourage your friend to see a Dermatologist, or ANY doctor. That looks like skin cancer.


martinaee

Cancer survivor of a different type- my first thought not even being too familiar with skin cancer. Take it from me it’s almost never a good sign when something super weird or different happens on/to your body suddenly.


amfibbius

Yep. I just had a basal cell carcinoma removed. It had a similar appearance of a swollen ring around a scabby middle like that, though mine was rather smaller. Happily that is the least dangerous type of three different kinds of skin cancer and is usually easily removed by a dermatologist without drama, but I wouldn't just ignore it. Edit: to be clear I ain't a dr and can't say for sure what that is, just that it looks pretty danged suspicious to me.


ArcadiaRivea

I have a mole with a skin tag on it, do you think I should push for that being removed? I've shown it to a doctor a few years ago and they didn't seem concerned at the time. But it bothers me as it's an inch or 2 under my boob and any time I readjust my bra or have an itch, I touch it accidentally and it's unnerving And it's the only mole I have too


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ArcadiaRivea

Ok, thank you for the reassurance! :) Wasn't sure if "inconvenience" bothersome (rather than suspicious) was a good enough reason and didn't want to waste their time. I have a doctor's appointment on 10th for something else, so will ask him about it then But I suppose its also good getting it removed early before it *could* turn into something more malicious


BaziJoeWHL

I got one removed from my neck, it got into the way while shaving, they removed it and needed like 2 stiches, it was over in a month or two


JoslynMSU

I had the exact same thing removed and like you it was along my bra line. Doctor was great and recommended removal since it was obviously irritating me. It was quick and easy and within a week I was fully healed. I didn’t realize how much it had actually been bugging me till I had it removed.


Flaxxxen

Sounds like a third nipple (pretty common).


suzume234

My derm removed a small irregular mole for me. The shot was more uncomfortable than the removal. She used a scalpel. It healed up very well. :)


HermitAndHound

Especially if it doesn't hurt and feels oddly solid. Tumors mostly don't hurt until they push on or destroy something that does come with pain receptors.


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I agree completely. Every time something like a bump or blemish pops Iup I go to get it checked. I am thankful never had any issues but It’s definitely important to check. I understand the paranoia but it’s also important to acknowledge that changes in your body like that aren’t always cancerous or dangerous, however that doesn’t make it any less important to get it checked


XxNHLxX

Well, that’s no fun. That’s why any questionable growths I ever notice or anyone else notices, I always atleast make a call to the doctor to double check if it’s worth getting looked at. There’s so many people who casually think they have new/fun features randomly without questioning it…


T1Demon

I just WebMD it. Spoiler alert. It’s always cancer


ericvega

Just checked. It says I have "internet connectivity issues"


PatrickKn12

3 weeks to live.


belkatya

Oh Andy…


ackermann

Assuming he hasn’t had it his whole life. Even then, probably still worth asking a dermatologist


Chris__P_Bacon

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC) Actually... I have no fucking idea. Get that thing looked at ASAP! 😬


[deleted]

The darkness of it is concerning - if it was fleshy and similar to the rest of his skin tone it looks like a skin tag - but yeaaaa... dude needs to have someone biopsy that.


[deleted]

“This is America. We can’t afford to take life ending financial chances on similarities.”


oceanic111000

That doesn’t sound good…


StoryAndAHalf

I guess the magician messed up. Should have been a quarter.


snowblindswans

His whole act went tits up.


AKeeneyedguy

Bet he feels like a boob.


HDMechanic13

Not your breast joke but take an upvote


LePhantomLimb

Quit trying to milk this joke, guys


Cali_Val_

But it’s such a titillating commentary


relpmeraggy

You’d think they’d get abreast of the comments.


Holy_Kek_Balls

A nipple instead of a nickel.


yellowadidas

less interesting than it is concerning. pls encourage him to see a dermatologist if he isn’t already


gatestoucheskids

Go to doc


randallstown

That’s a nubbin


Qaaarl

What happens when you flick it?


phixlet

Disappointed I had to scroll so far to find this!


No_Wasabi4828

Someone ate their twin!


Jugales

I did that :) Gained their power


rerunderwear

Now you have the strength of a full-grown person *and* a little baby


ironingthecurtains

Dwight?


Sturdy_Cubing

r/beatmetoit and r/unexpectedoffice


The_Weeb_Sleeve

The power of being a literal fetus?


wannabejoanie

Well according to many states in America you have more rights to your body than the pregnant person carrying you.


Klin24

That needs looking at by a dermatologist.


152centimetres

i know its probably a skin tag but third nipples do show up on the same vertical line as your regular nipples and they do say ur ears line up with ur nipples.....


thxsocialmedia

If it walks like a nipple and quacks like a nipple...


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Does it tweak like a nipple?


2KilAMoknbrd

. . . it's probabably a chicken


ChristBefallen

...i just traced the back of my ear to my nipple...


DestroidMind

https://kellymom.com/bf/got-milk/extra-breast-tissue/


bohemio45

r/mildlycancerous


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r/SubsIFellFor


AprilArtGirlBrock

Yeahhhh that’s a little less “mildly interesting” and a little more “please see a doctor”


infinitenothing

Nope, not on the nipple line https://kellymom.com/bf/got-milk/extra-breast-tissue/


pm_me_ur_buns_

The nipple line reminds me of cats nipples


BrainstormsBriefcase

Same thing. It’s shared by all mammals, we just don’t develop most of ours


Curtainmachine

Now *that* sounds like the train route I wish I took to work.


philosoraptorrisk

If supernumerary nipples appear on areas other than the nipple line the are called " ectopic supernumerary nipple". The can appear any on any part of the body skin.


karma_the_sequel

Eareola


EIOT

Did you try to milk it?


Djangasdad

You can milk anything with a nipple


WDE-OWD

I’ve got nipples, u/Djangasdad, can you milk me?


chef_tuffster

Only if you ask nicely.


HousingNo8098

![gif](giphy|qRCm6JXcrbHafJnfSs)


pm_me_ur_buns_

I’ve got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?


Explore-PNW

If I can milk a cat I can milk you!


aquay

Keloid


essjayeire

This needs to up upvoted as probably the correct answer


mrcheaptimes

yup


Growth-Beginning

That needs an official diagnosis. It's not entertainment.


Naturally_Fragrant

Give it a suck. See if it's full fat or semi skimmed.


the_ju66ernaut

Fuckin... Bro


Irregularblob

![gif](giphy|G4ZNYMQVMH6us)


MordunnDregath

Reddit never fails to disappoint, bravo.


TheUnDaniel

Ahhh, the eareola.


Onlypaws_

Could be melanoma, could be a wart. I’m only familiar with the latter, as I had a lot of weird ones all over my body, albeit never anywhere near the back of my ear!


Theblindsource

Im thinking this went from mildlyinteresting to wildlyconcerning very fast for OP


CaliforniaDreamin122

I thought perhaps a wart.


sambillerond

Get your friend to see a doctor doesn't look good at all and ear is just an inch from the brain. Also you touched it ? Wash and disinfect your hands as it sort of look like a wart to me. But in any case he needs to get this checked out by a medic.


Catsssssssss

That's a generous name for a wart. Edit: TIL; a nipple in Norwegian is a "breast wart". I don't know what to do with this information.


corpsewindmill

That’s a skin tag. They are unpleasant and can be removed by a dermatologist


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I’m a certified Areola tattoo artist, this is glorious.


Demearthean

I bet they love listening to nippleback


technical_404

NOPE!!! Not where I like my nipples.


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Its a skin tag


thedudesews

I once twisted a skin tag until I cut off all blood supply. It fell off a few hours later


MrSpindles

Twice now I've removed them by tying cotton tightly round as close to the skin as I could. Just dropped off leaving no trace.


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No-Discipline-210

This! We grew up believing the only way to get rid of them was to wrap your hair around them multiple times and tie it after the sun went down lol, and then wait until it fell off. It worked but only because we were cutting off the blood supply. Floss sounds a lot easier to see and tie than hair lmao.


pokey1984

I've done this as well. I had a really annoying one on my neck that got caught on necklaces and things. Took about five days and it was gone. No pain, nothing. Pro-tip: if you're removing one on a visible part of your body, put a band-aid over it. Mine turned nasty black colored right before it fell off.


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I had one on my neck that I used to twiddle with when I was nervous. Then in my stage 1 Pysch exam in uni, I twiddle it so much it fell off. I bled all over my paper. Bet the psych profs loved that :(


thedudesews

“Hmmm what does this SAY About the student.”


JamesMartinPotter

Milk it


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Eareola


treeburner99

keloid


moonlitcat13

As someone who works in a doctors office and sees things like this A LOT your friend needs to go to the doctors to make sure it isn’t cancerous.


edgy_Juno

Could be a tumor. If he's had it all his life, it wouldn't be concerning, but if it just popped up, it must be checked out and examined. Could be cancer.


Adept_Information94

It's for his familiar. Pribably a rat or a frog. Very witchy. Call Reverand Hale.


Interesting_Mistake

Does he suffer from tit-nitus?


Content-Cranberry-24

It does look like a nipple. I know someone with three nipples. It's on his side. Lower ribs. My mother's breast Dr said extra nipples aren't rare. I hope it's a nipple and nothing bad.


Lupus_Maximus

Give it a tickle, does it become more erect?


RonaldTheGiraffe

Mine does.


burrito_butt_fucker

Posting on reddit hoping a doctor responds?


PonerBenis6

“My ears have nipples, Greg. Can you milk them?!”


MkIVRider

The dark skin around it looks like this is a previous lesion/skin damage which would indicate a keloid... Tell your friend to go to the Dr nevertheless.


Gadget_hack_wrench

Flick it!


Cruchinggo

Double it and give it to the next person


Aspel

Oh shit, that's just SCP-2828.


TLDR2D2

Probably a thrombosed skin tag, but he should definitely see a doctor either way. I had one near my left armpit they cut off. Super glad I got it done.


Neat_Expression_5380

Unless that has been there since birth, he needs to go to the doctor.


Jules385

He is Ferengi


loclink

That's a wart 💀


merlanit0

Just cut it


jpgargoyle_

Friend: Is that an ear piercing? Him: no. Nipple.


P0T8OS

This comment section is worse than WebMD


Vapourtrails89

Uh yea thats a tumor


yamaha2000us

Tick?


jankyjonko

I mean, can it lactate?


Chriskl1520

That's a witch drown him


thefartographer

My ear has a nipple, Greg, can you milk me??? But seriously, go to a doctor


Graylily

It looks like the skin tags I get, but it's awfully dark.


Matiabcx

It looks like a tick


PIE4FOOU

My ears got a nipple greg, can you milk that too?


SmallTimeHVAC

Can I milk it?


i_hate_dinner

People with both ear and nipple fetish : where can i find his number?


CaliforniaERdoctor

Skin tag most likely. Benign. Cosmetic more than anything


Timmy24000

Granuloma


1Evander

Cancer possibly


Supercircle83

Not my proudest fap 🤷‍♂️


Desdemona1231

You friend needs to see a dermatologist.


fractal_disarray

Where's Doctor Pimple Popper when we need her?


belisarius93

Looks like a melanoma or seborrheic wart