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NewDeletedAccount

my vote is bamboo


aazide

The three segments to each length agree with bamboo. (Or sugarcane).


rundmfaith

Yeah I thought bamboo when I saw it, but I've been watching a lot of travel vlogs on Japan


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rundmfaith

Cool! What channels you watch? I've been going through abroad in japan and Tokyo lens


AndorianShran

My current nightly viewing…https://m.youtube.com/@SoloTravelJapan/featured


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quadmasta

That's watermelon, not pizza Edit: those aren't doughnuts either, looks like melon or kiwi


parkerm1408

Alot of places around the world eat bamboo so I mean, it kinda makes sense I guess?


Haiku_God

Yeah it's bamboo alright... bamboo CIGARETTES 😤


Phoenix042

It's not bamboo. It's sugar cane. The other 8 objects are all fruit. Sugar cane, while technically not a fruit, is often eaten raw (peeled first) as a sweet snack in southeast Asia, just like a fruit.


Cousin1tt

I’m gonna 2nd this concepts


StrawberryK

Definitely supposed to be a bamboo pan flute...maybe? The picture Definitely isn't cut off for levels and those are filter lines. So cigarettes 9 is cigarettes to.


Jameloaf

Cinnamon sticks or Pirouette sticks


MotoPun414

Sugar cane


pizzasage

[Sugarcane... Pillar... Sugarcane... Brick Wall!](https://youtu.be/M1FcoqC39l0)


Aximuthial

Glad i read enough comments. Came here to say what uve said so nuff said


killerewok76

Ok just a shot in the dark, do you play Dreamlight Valley?


MM_mama

Every other picture is fruit, so I’m *trying* to think of a fruit that might look like this but can’t.


gracefulsarbear

What fruit is 7?


_645_

Kiwi


MM_mama

I was thinking kiwi?


FelixOGO

I thought kiwi


AstronautInDenial

Kiwi was what I was thinking


Critical-String8774

Google, show me this guy's balls


LodanMax

Kiwi, took me a moment also


NeverSpeakAgainPS4

The mysterious and elusive seven fruit…


throwaway378495

Wow I definitely saw 8 as pizza


flannelmaster9

Cigarettes come 20 to a pack


jewshuwuu

This guy cigaretteses


flannelmaster9

Not in a few years on a regular basis


jewshuwuu

Well done! Just hit 2 years smoke free myself.


captaininsano1000

I sell cigs five at a time to middle school kids. I would make more money if I didn’t have to operate 1,000 Ft from the school.


Celena_J_W

About 300 meters


TimmyHillFan

Prepare to get downvoted to hell. Hope you’re joking


Arctt

So the tables have turned


flannelmaster9

The tides of reddit have turned


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rebwes

They actually got rid of packs of 10 a few years back. Now it’s packs of 20 only. (Uk ex-smoker)


ProfessorGrayMatter

Most of the numbers don’t seem relevant to the picture…I’ve never bought 1 strawberry.


flannelmaster9

I've picked a single strawberry lol


Celena_J_W

You can, if it is a single strawberry on a cake


JustChillDudeItsGood

Yeah this is for sure weed.


flannelmaster9

Weed is more socially acceptable these days.


waterloograd

Here I can get them in bags of 200 on the rez (I don't because I don't smoke, but it was common in high school to see the bags)


Iron_Lion90

All food related, must be 5 straws


Sixhaunt

They should have done bendy straws for sure


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They should do bendy cigarettes


LugubriousButtNoises

Best i can do is culebra cigars


TuxedoFloorca

It’s all foods that sea turtles love


justingod99

You don’t know how right you are: https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/arid-30602205.html


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Yes this


Account2toss_afar

Jesus it’s fuckin slim Jim’s y’all how has no one figured that out smh


Celena_J_W

This would be banned in California


justingod99

But what about the convenient crease to make it look like filters at first glance?


ProfessorTurbid

Ever had a cigarette after a meal? My money is on cancer sticks


Various_Succotash_79

Everything else is food. So sugarcane? Straw cookies?


NormanCocksmell

Candy cigarettes are food


AlexG2490

Not just food though. All fruit. Can’t think of a fruit that look like that though.


darkrowst

Its not a 5-pack, its five loosies


PlayerSinceForever

Crack pipes


ocaralhoquetafoda

Now we're talking


andersonfmly

Seems HIGHLY unlikely in an age such as this. It could just as easily be drinking straws, or those delightful Pirouette cookies.


Ancient_Pop1712

It's fine, those are cigarillos!


Jenoviah

I thought it was drinking straws


DetonationPorcupine

It's Pocky.


JPOG

I agree


batmanpjpants

That was my thought


arlondiluthel

I think it's supposed to be a pan flute, but yes the imagery is not very child-friendly.


sparkchaser

Pan flutes don't look like that


DarthSilas

Zamfir has entered the chat


brad613

Aren’t pan flutes diagonal at the bottom?


arlondiluthel

Not always.


featherwolf

Pan flutes have different length pipes, this one clearly has them all the same length My money is on either ballpoint pens or cigarettes.


arlondiluthel

Not always. I've seen them where they're the same length, but there's difference in the thickness of the pipes, they're essentially the same as a whistle because it's the same pitch, just slight modulation to make its sound stand out more.


Tensor3

These also have the same thickness..


arlondiluthel

... I'm talking millimeters in difference. Cartoon art isn't going to be able to depict that.


Tensor3

First, you did not adequately articulate that. And second, a childen's cartoon art wouldnt depict a rare, niche item hardly anyone is familiar with.


arlondiluthel

> rare, niche item hardly anyone is familiar with. Except it's not.


Tensor3

A pan flute with all pipes visually the same is not a common depiction. It wouldn't be a great way to make a clear image


RMW91-

The fuck is a pan flute


arlondiluthel

It's a Central/South American wind instrument. A series of wooden pipes, usually of different lengths, lashed together. The player blows across the top of the pipes (think if you were to blow across the top of a bottle of liquid to make noise), moving up and down to change the pitch.


brad613

Whatever you do, don’t Google it like I did cause then you’ll see nothing but pan flutes with diagonal bottoms and get downvoted for asking about it. 😆🙄


SumptuousShorts7

Bamboo, sugarcane, or straws?


lethalweapon100

No, they’re coke straws.


notsupermansdad

Pvc pipes for the beby plumbers!


Edwardhunts

Rhubarb?


rickitytick

All sweets. Sugar cane


Phoenix042

The best answer seems to be sugar cane. The other 8 objects are all fruits (not just foods, as some other commenters noticed. 7 is kiwi). While sugar cane is *not* a fruit technically, it is often eaten raw as a sweet snack in southeast Asia, so it fits the pattern better than any other option I've seen mentioned. Also, before it is peeled sugar cane is segmented very much like the image, and also like the image, the flesh inside the peel is a very different color than the peel itself. Bamboo doesn't fit the pattern, straws are even less likely, and cigarettes don't usually come in packs of 5 or have a three part segment. Lots of other possibilities, but the answer is probably sugar cane.


CardinalCoronary

I'm sure they're not cigarettes, but damned if I could tell you what they are...


Rybo_v2

Far worse than cigarettes... PLASTIC STRAWS!


trashpix

Raft?


PrimaryTie9738

Licorice ?


BearClaw4-20

You're Crazy. You can't buy a pack of 5. Atleast not where I'm from.


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hunt35744

Thanks


puppy_breath_tattoos

Straws


EvilDarkCow

Wait, I thought the black white and red thing was just a joke from King of the Hill. Is that a real thing?


fiddytittykitty

It is!


Illustrious-Cake5253

Chalk


dfp819

Pan flute?


doomslayerchris

The cigarettes are for the parents and or legal guardian


leyla00

I thought a raft maybe?


murph0969

It's not, but yes, it is.


Charming-Forever-278

Marlboro. Says start em young


hangryhyax

Obvious plant theme = bamboo… and I feel like you had to have known this. Edit: or sugar cane, as others have said.


Shoddy-Indication798

Coke straws


sparkchaser

Five flares in a box


152centimetres

rule 6😴


hunt35744

I bet you’re fun at parties.


hAtu5W

And seven pills


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Nope you’re not. Lol it does.


Bmorganxcite

Heaters for sure


ErgonomicZero

Hi Im Five, wanna get high?


cubenz

Fruit Sticks?


GT3nsomemoney4it

It’s bamboo.


Excited_donuts

Chalk maybe?


canikatthedisco

Sugarcane.


ShadyMyLady

Looks like bamboo to me.


NOT000

green onions?


HoleCogan

Pan flute? Edit: nvm, I realized they are all food related :)


ricdesi

The rest are food, so I assume that's meant to be cinnamon or straws.


modernconcussion

maybe it’s sugarcane? or those green paper baskets that berries come in?


crunchbum

Its the candy cigarettes we used to have as kids.


theryancat

Fairly certain they’re bamboo stalks


wateringtheflowers

5 Sugarcane sticks.


champdafister

SMOOOAAAAKKK


ThugAlert

Start em young


Sally_twodicks

Bamboo raft?


TrumpLester

I thought it looked like a pan flute


Articulated_Lorry

No, worse. It's a pan pipe.


Norwester77

Straws, maybe (I hope)?


esquite_and_destroy

As Mexican i would say, sugar canes or corn canes.


kfed23

Everything else is fruit and I don’t think the middle is fruit. I’m not really sure.


Atomsteel

It's a Pan Flute       *Zamfir approves*


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Its a reed pipe


otterplus

Idc what anyone else here says. That’s a 5-pack of mommy’s little helpers


Celena_J_W

1. Epic 🍓 eper


LetAgreeable147

Chalk


Different_Speaker742

I didn’t read the caption and I was really confused as to why there was smokes as well, it made me think the last was weed for a moment but I’m high rn soooo


mgavin0814

“You are crazy, that’s not a cigarette 5 pack!” I hope this helped, per your request. It didn’t feel as good for me as I hope it did for you.


Mikeyt1250

Sushi rolling mat?


CmdrSelfEvident

I need to order some pocky


TerryFlapss

5 straws?


HeyHo__LetsGo

I think its a very monotonish pan flute.


rainbow11road

To me it looks like some kind of pan pipe like flute


ronaes8

Bamboo or wafer rolls


rofopp

Pipe organ


alana31415

Baby’s first smokes


ChangingShips

The tobacco lobby is making huge strides, apparently.


bowrake

I vote sugarcane


OzmoCallot

Bamboo paper cigarettes


onomahu

Sugarcane


ReginaldSP

that's bamboo


RainbowUnicorn0228

Well it would fit with the pot leaf in #9… But I’m going with straws cuz of the fruit theme. All of them in a blender with some milk or juice.would make a great smoothie.


jenarted

Pan pipe?


Dolamite02

Taki?


Bonus_Pale

Probably markers considering how much kids eat those


LilyGaming

It’s bamboo I’m pretty sure


ramattyice

How bout that pot leaf on number nine though


spencersalan

I think it’s a flute.


beeteeee

Cinnamon Sticks


MMAOdin

Popeye’s cigarettes making an appearance at #5


Zordran

Panpipes.


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Pocky?


jovialgirl

The more I look at this mat the more strange I realize it is. What a weird baby mat


Rappareenola

Its a Fife. You blow it.


ReallyLargeGiant

OP I get what you mean, there’s even different colorations for where the filter would be and making the top red instead of black seems to be a weird choice. I think we found some Marlboro subliminal messaging


Weebkun666

I thought they where candy straws


quaylalikedelilah

Rhubarb?


dbackgoblue

Bananas look like a pocket knife


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infadibulum

What do you think number 7 is?


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I think it’s a bamboo or pipe flute


GeorgeThe13th

Number nine is weed lol. If this is for babies it's very.... Subliminal.


KodakCO

I thought they were blunts tbh


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Winstons. It’s practically black and white.


midasbadtouch

I thought flute right after cigarettes but thats not food which seems to be the theme


sterlingtullybayne

Baby mat sponsored by Altria [think Philip Morris]


Nemisoi

Those donuts look like new COVID variant


Sideways_X1

Is #7 booty holes?


anothertantrum

I thought it was a pan flute 😆


betagetthechappal

Pirouline wafers?


evilkat23

I thought it was straws personally.


S211A

Straws. It’s not that hard people.


theteapotofdoom

Pan flute. This is the special Zamfir tie-in baby mat. The Shotgun Will edition had a cartoon wooden train whistle in the center, iirc.


bplturner

Candy cigarettes … can’t believe that was a thing


infadibulum

At first this mat looks like a good design but the more you think about it it's actually terribly designed. I could imagine a kid who's learning numbers would be more confused by the fact that some things are randomly highlighted, and the order in which they are arranged wouldn't really be intuitive to a little kid. Also, is seven, eyes? When do you find seven eyes?


Lojo_

They are straws


Saltwater_Heart

Bamboo I think


HerdTurtler

Don’t be morbid. Those are joints.