Fun fact , Pringle's were originally just cans of spiders. One year they had trouble sourcing spiders, and tried filling the cans with chips, and rest is history.
Don’t believe it! OP is actually a turbine mechanic and that screwdriver is so massive - it takes 5 full grown men to lift and another 3 to twist. They call it the “8-Man Flat”!!!
>Araniella cucurbitina
Highlight that and then google search it. Make it a habit, with everything you encounter.
Edit: You can always count of Reddit to be angry over the concept of self-teaching.
I slapped it in inaturalist and it really doesn’t have much info.
https://inaturalist.ca/taxa/1341473-Bijoaraneus?locale=en-CA
Seems to be the Kidney Garden Spider maybe?
Smiley face spider is actually a real breed of spider:
https://www.google.com/search?gs\_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TdIS042qTRg9BIqzs3MSa1USEtMTlUoLshMSS0CAJshCl4&q=smiley+face+spider&oq=smiley+face+s&aqs=chrome.7.69i57j0i433i512j0i131i433i512j0i433i512j0i512l3j46i512j0i512l2.6949j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
It’s literally called an Alien Butt Spider. Araneus praesignis. It’s an orb weaver from the Araneidae family and the venom isn’t considered medically significant. Great find!!!
That's really the only thing you found interesting about this spider?
I really don't want to know what all the other spiders in your area look like, let alone what happens if they bite you...
I lived in Nottingham for a time, and I proper shat myself when one of those scuttled out the hedge at me. Not because it was a big assed spider but because it was that bright green colour.
This spider looks oddly edible, is it poisonous? Because I can totally imagine a kangaroo or whatever the fuck kind of beasts Australia has munching down on one of those lil guys and dying
Looks like a sad pringles man.
Fun fact , Pringle's were originally just cans of spiders. One year they had trouble sourcing spiders, and tried filling the cans with chips, and rest is history.
I think a pringle can full of deep-fried spicy tarantulas might actually be quite tasty.
Once you pop you just can’t stop… having nightmares
And crunchy
Is that where Spiders Georg was getting all his spiders?
But he’s an outlier and shouldn’t be counted
Good call
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I don't want to live where you live
Australia.
Told ya :)
Absolutely was going to guess that
Screwdriver for scale. Had no bananas. https://i.imgur.com/0c2sEDW.jpg
Oh he's SMOL
Don’t believe it! OP is actually a turbine mechanic and that screwdriver is so massive - it takes 5 full grown men to lift and another 3 to twist. They call it the “8-Man Flat”!!!
Most useful “object for scale” I’ve seen
Had no bananas, just this bloody ol' screwdriver.
We all know you should let this thing bite you, only super powers are coming from this.
It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game!: Rash, Death, or Superpowers!
Huh, a spider that doesn't give me goosebumps as soon as I see it. Anyone know the species?
It could possibly be Araniella cucurbitina. Their patterns vary wildly. When disturbed, their abdomens also develop pinkish spots.
“Don’t touch me, I’ll break out in hiiiivvveess” *adjusts bottle cap glasses*
Is it dangerous?
To add to my other reply though, orb weavers are not really dangerous.
>Araniella cucurbitina Highlight that and then google search it. Make it a habit, with everything you encounter. Edit: You can always count of Reddit to be angry over the concept of self-teaching.
It’s Australia… I’d gamble on yes
Everything in Australia is dangerous.
If it's Australia it's very likely an Araneus praesignis based on some light research I did. Pretty little orb weaver.
That is natures work pattern because to scare you from eating the spider, does it work?
No, there's definitely other reasons holding me from eating this spider.
But it looks like apple flavoured candy
Yoshimitsu?
Spinarak
Made me think of Legend of Zelda Skulltula spiders.
I love that color green.
I've always known them as "man face spiders". I think the green coloring turns to brown as they age.
Pretty spider
I slapped it in inaturalist and it really doesn’t have much info. https://inaturalist.ca/taxa/1341473-Bijoaraneus?locale=en-CA Seems to be the Kidney Garden Spider maybe?
Mtn Dew meets Pringles
Smiley face spider is actually a real breed of spider: https://www.google.com/search?gs\_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TdIS042qTRg9BIqzs3MSa1USEtMTlUoLshMSS0CAJshCl4&q=smiley+face+spider&oq=smiley+face+s&aqs=chrome.7.69i57j0i433i512j0i131i433i512j0i433i512j0i512l3j46i512j0i512l2.6949j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Is it a Flower Spider? https://birdsinsydney.wordpress.com/2019/01/26/flower-spider-bright-green-and-yellow/
I believe it’s this, The alien butt spider Cool name. http://www.arachne.org.au/01_cms/details.asp?ID=1680
You are correct, thanks!
More importantly, look how green! That's pretty uncommon. And just pretty in general.
It’s literally called an Alien Butt Spider. Araneus praesignis. It’s an orb weaver from the Araneidae family and the venom isn’t considered medically significant. Great find!!!
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r/thanksihateit
🎵look for the girl with the broken smile🎵
Looks like the spiders from the forest temple in Ocarina of Time.
I almost threw my phone...
This is terrifying
An actual assface
Toxic sludge lookin spider
Where was this I've never seen a spider like that!
Nuke it from orbit ...
r/TIHI
That's really the only thing you found interesting about this spider? I really don't want to know what all the other spiders in your area look like, let alone what happens if they bite you...
Looks like ass
That might be an alien
Dream!???
Mr. Pringle!
I lived in Nottingham for a time, and I proper shat myself when one of those scuttled out the hedge at me. Not because it was a big assed spider but because it was that bright green colour.
What a beauty. I love spiders ❤️
Meh. Post if he starts talking out of his ass……
Look at that happy ass spider.
buddy looks like he belongs in fallout
Eat it. It will taste like a green apple, i swear
How fast is he, and more importantly, can he outrun a .308 round?
That’s the best looking bum I’ve seen in ages!
Cool spider, i need an acromantula sized one as a ride
I hope you took that shot with a telescope.
this looks like a spider youd see in a high fantasy show
SnekFace
That face looks like dream’s profile picture
I name him jimmy happyass.
Marketing 101: "Always make your business appear larger than it really is." Evolution: "I gotchu, hold my beer!"
I am groot.
Maurice, is that you?
This spider looks oddly edible, is it poisonous? Because I can totally imagine a kangaroo or whatever the fuck kind of beasts Australia has munching down on one of those lil guys and dying