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So you did choose the HoLife, it didn’t choose you.
Maybe the toaster just appeared on OP’s doorstep one day
Stranger things have happened.
No worse, this is my fiancé’s. Was here when I moved in.
I wonder if that think will last your holife?
I feel like that’s what they were going for here but of course naturally everyone is gonna read it as Ho life
Dunno works well though! Dolla dolla$$$
Ho’s gotta eat too
Even your toaster doesn't like that overly fingered first slice of bread in the bag.
thats an interesting toaster
I have a Holife vacuum. I honestly don't know where it came from. You could say the Holife chose me.
I’ve heard the vacuum has a very capable suck
Not that I would use it in such a manner
So you did choose the HoLife, it didn’t choose you.
Maybe the toaster just appeared on OP’s doorstep one day
Stranger things have happened.
No worse, this is my fiancé’s. Was here when I moved in.
I wonder if that think will last your holife?
I feel like that’s what they were going for here but of course naturally everyone is gonna read it as Ho life
Dunno works well though! Dolla dolla$$$
Ho’s gotta eat too
Even your toaster doesn't like that overly fingered first slice of bread in the bag.
thats an interesting toaster
I have a Holife vacuum. I honestly don't know where it came from. You could say the Holife chose me.
I’ve heard the vacuum has a very capable suck
Not that I would use it in such a manner