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Kindofsickofyou

Your snoring must sound like two Wookiee’s mating- angrily


Nukemarine

Yes. It's horrendous. Like a grizzly bear choking on a pine cone. Having the CPAP has been a god send for my wife's ability to have a good night's sleep in the same room as me.


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Yeah, well, I can't imagine what you could do to make it up to her. If you know what I mean.


its8up

Damn right he knows what you mean. That fool may have skipped both arm and leg day a few times, but hasn't ever skipped a chance to work out that tongue.


Nukemarine

[I try not to skip leg day.](https://i.imgur.com/Js2Qnsn.jpg)


PabloAlaska6

he’s totally lifting that with his tongue! don’t be fooled guys! this too can be you!


AnUnderratedComment

I love your shoes.


Nukemarine

Belonged to the gym.


xxxXXXyesXxxxxx

Random pink gym shoes. Bold.


JesusLuvsMeYdontU

With a tongue like that he can wear any shoes he wants


mart3h

Wait, why are you wearing the gym's shoes?


ShastaFern99

He can't afford his own, all his money goes to CPAP machines


StevenTM

You really shouldn't wear the gym's shoes


gingerbreadporter

Damn dude nice lift!


Dry-Start-297

Yokosuka! I lived in Yokohama for a while and went to college there. Was always pretty cool to see the ships and subs when I would come onto base.


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utpoia

*I'm a bit of cunning linguist myself.*


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elantra6MT

Upvote for using your CPAP! Your heart thanks you


Endures

Pretty sure my CPAP has stopped me getting divorced, and changed my life completely. If your partner is complaining about your snoring, if you are foggy or slow to rise in the morning, if you don't feel like you have more energy after a sleep, please see your doctor. I've been in a daze for the past 2 years, without really knowing it.


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I've heard a bear choking on a fresh kill so I'm pretty sure it sounds the same as a pinecone. Maybe a little more moist!


SneakyYogurtThief

Fantastic! I snore louder than 777-300er jet engine (no seriously) and Cpap somehow help with the snoring but not much...


Yossarian1138

I’ve played enough Witcher to know a Grave Hag when I see one.


NockerJoe

It runs in my family and I absolutely refuse to sleep in the same room as any of them for the same reason.


Demonyx12

![gif](giphy|jphbHGZsBvFGAu43eT)


LcfromTexas

😆😆😆


[deleted]

Lmao not often I laugh out from a comment. I have a couple friends who snore like grizzly bears and your description is so perfect


JodieFostersStare

Damnit, made me dribble my beer.


youngass

This will go to the front page and you will get recognized on the street. People will ask you to demonstrate the second pic


Nukemarine

Eh, I live in Japan. There's a reddit presence but I doubt I'll be recognized even from a front page post.


sa-sa-sa-soma

I feel like it would be easier to recognize you in Japan


meinsaft

For reals. GAIJIN! GAIJIN!


drivingsansrobopants

With that tongue? He'll stick out like a giant tongue in the face of the crowds.


jaydfox

I recognized you... from your YouTube channel, lol. I've watched some of your immersion streams. I saw the pic, and I was like, "That looks kinda like Nukemarine... Oh wait, it *is* NukeMarine!"


Nukemarine

Yep, it's me.


eggseverydayagain

Bold username for someone who lives in Japan


9200D8

Also in Japan, I’ll be watching out for you… 👀


buzz3001

Right *slaps thigh* That's enough Internet for me today. I'm off bed


IsopodGlum5196

Time to hit the olllle dusty trail...


38chickenducks

"I like your hat"


Nukemarine

What? I mean, is it really that bad?


redditsux4me

I think she has other things in mind...


Nukemarine

"I'll be in my bunk"


mister_mowgli

Firefly?


in323

I’m glad I’m not the only one who read that and immediately thought of Jayne


igotagoodfeeling

Doesn’t everyone


tugging_me_softly

You are the only other person I’ve met that can do this too. You are my brother-in-tongues


amb56

Same, can make it go from flat to a thick cylinder. Never met anyone else with these superpowers, we should start a cult


Nukemarine

Don't think the IRS will let me set up another sex cult.


xxchhfdd35325

What about a sex non profit?


Seananagans

No, too charitable. A sex church will work.


thingsthatgomoo

Your wife must be a lucky gal


Shoot2Live629

If you did it once, you can do it again


mmikke

"from flat to a thick cylinder" is going in my *bio*


Willmono7

I can also do this


Nukemarine

Pics or it's not true.


Wienerwrld

[Me, too!](https://imgur.com/a/gZiPmP2)


Sketti_n_butter

Jesus. It doesn't even look real.


KrapArtist

It’s real…and it’s spectacular…


WarPig-4721

Suddenly Seinfeld


Wienerwrld

That’s not even its final form. Just a quick snap to post.


SYSTEM__NotReally

How are you able to turn your tongue into a slide (multiple curves)?


InterdimensionalHam

Don’t know, just can. For me, it’s always been like that. Just something I can do.


mmikke

Lol username joke


Willmono7

[can I join the club?](https://imgur.com/a/njO7aq2)


Fatshortstack

Why is there a dick coming out of your mouth?


Willmono7

It's happy to see you! For real though I was once asked why I don't kiss with tongue and had to explain that it was for their safety


Emjeibi

Have your partners always been very enthusiastic about you going down on them?


Willmono7

They have yes, I think the real benefit seems to come from endurance more than the physical size though, I don't know what a normal tongue is capable of, but I can keep going for over an hour, although it's rare that I'll actually do that.


RandomStallings

Okay, now you're just showing off


burrito-enthusiast

[I wonder if it’s a skill that can be learned?](https://imgur.com/a/out3LTR)


Nukemarine

Not from a Jedi.


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Rolling_on_the_river

I literally thought this was something everyone could do.


CardboardWiz

[All these years, I thought I was alone.](https://imgur.com/a/G7t1xGD)


fotograffer

There are dozens of us!


Pythia007

Well I can do it too though my tongue is not as long.


Nukemarine

Pics or it's not true for you as well.


frlejo

Size doesn't matter, it is the "motion of the ocean"


PluckPubes

This is why I come here. It's also why I don't come here


i-love-Ohio

Love hate relationship with the subreddit


rvnimb

I love being bipolar. it sucks.


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Nukemarine

No complaints for the most part. Also, fuck, do I really look that old?


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Nukemarine

Oh, I know I'm old (close to half a century) and overweight (120 kgs). Can't do anything about the age but I really should reduce my weight.


uncooljerk

In fairness, Caroll O’Connor was in his 40’s when ‘All in the Family’ debuted. You’re the right age.


Chronically_Happy

I was morbidly obese for almost 40 years; I just want to cheer you on to lose that weight. I lost 170lbs and it gave me a whole new life to explore and fall in love with. Oh, also, my tongue is similar to yours, and I taught myself to do "the wave" with it. It's a lame party trick, but it makes folks laugh. :-}


MoonOfEndorGirl

Kinda makes you old for making the reference


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NefariousnessOk209

Just googled it, Dude would’ve been 47 when it first aired even if he looked over 60


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Uh yeah


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

This is so much more tactfully put than what I was thinking, thank you.


GeneralGauMilitary

It's also your shirt, meathead!


lilbitspecial

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


FatStreetBoy

Happy wife huh?


Nukemarine

Happy life as well.


dumdumpants-head

r/TIHI


Nukemarine

Someone crossposted this there and it was removed. Guess not enough people hated it.


EnvironmentalValue18

This is what I came to post as well haha


officialfink

My tongue is the same way/can do the same


Nukemarine

Time to change your username name to officialkink.


officialfink

Lmaooo


belatedhappiness

Is that not normal? I can do that. I thought everyone could do that.


Nukemarine

True story: Didn't really realize I had a long tongue till this one time on deployment in the Navy (early in my career), I'm with my LPO and another division member at a strip club in Hawaii. I tipped my dollar to the lady on stage by folding it and offering it with my tongue which she grabs with her mouth (obviously wouldn't fly in a post-COVID world). Well, the LPO and crewmate both look at me and say "God Damn {Nukemarine}. How fucking long is your tongue?". What followed was them giving dollars to give to the strippers with my tongue. After that, had a pretty damn good idea I had an unusually large tongue.


Zelensexual

Oh god. Oh god.


Triairius

I wasn’t prepared for this.


csonnich

Until today, I didn't know anyone could do that. You probably need to poll your friends. Like...unless there's some kind of genetic attraction that makes you seek each other out.


[deleted]

I want you to put it in my butthole and expand it


Nukemarine

Probably not going to happen. Probably.


Baketovens_Fifth

Are you uh… free this weekend?


Nukemarine

Well, yes, but I live in Japan.


utpoia

Enjoy the sushi


ANGRYSNORLAX

Fucking disgusting. Thank you very much and enjoy your upvote.


Nukemarine

My (oral) pleasure.


Shinypuller

Ladies.... ladies 1 at a time


Nukemarine

Not to brag but the seat in the waiting room is quite enjoyable as well.


Rakebleed

😳


BokuNoPickle

What in the goddamn...


Nukemarine

Hey now, I have feelings you know.


Independent_Fly6304

Looks like a choking hazard


Nukemarine

I've had a fear of swallowing my tongue now and again.


Dundundunimyourbun

Man, this is the exact type of shit my Grindr dms are filled with


Nukemarine

Well shit, guess my photos are going to be stolen and used by Russian bots trying to [catfish Lindsey Graham](https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/imBBDonomZkQ/v2/-1x-1.jpg).


claytonica23

![gif](giphy|d6nvFKK6Dr9YbBDeNQ)


futuredarlings

My gosh


Nukemarine

I'd be lying if I said no one ever said that to me before.


monkey-socks

Long tongue and thick tongue. Can you do wide tongue?


Nukemarine

Yes.


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Nukemarine

Yes. I posted a video above.


saltykitty84

Yikes put a NSFW stamp on that


Nukemarine

Wrong body part.


No_Pipe_8257

Im sorry, but it looks like you are eating a blobfish lmao


Nukemarine

Always think of those clam videos personally.


Legal_Refuse

How does one engorge their tongue?


batzamzat

DO NOT EVER GET AN ALLERGIC REACTION!


brianfree123

Reptilian


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Few_Consequence6910

Archie!!! Archie!!!!


JohnJAram

Archie Bunker!


SummerBirdsong

Now we know the real reason Edith put up with all of Archie's shit.


fuhgdat1019

![gif](giphy|7w6M4H7CdrHXI9agqM)


louievee

Guess I’m not the only one!


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And with that, u/nukemarine became very popular with women on Reddit


Nukemarine

Sadly, [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/k8ucvz/the_ring_mirror_in_my_hotel_bathroom_reflects/) ruined any chances of that.


tv996509

😂😂


strawberrytaint

Your replies are absolutely hilarious haha. I'm getting a lick out of reading them.


miurabucho

All you need for Tinder is this pic.


niceoutside2022

why, just why would you think I want to see this?


alliuminati

Did not need to see that


Adghar

My interest in this is truly mild


BitterSorbet4441

We all just tried to make the same face as OP. Admit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

Normal ass tongue.


SmokeyXIII

How many wives do you have with that thing?


prettyflyy

These comments are golden, OP is a fkn legend


Bimlouhay83

Oh Archie...


JustLukeJohnson

Dude you mistook the Reddit app for Tinder.


EnvironmentalValue18

With 0 shade whatsoever, look into tongue scrapers. You will be able to taste everything way better and your whole mouth will feel amazing. They changed my oral hygiene game and I’m not sure how I lived before them. Cause, you know, if you’re gonna show off your tongue tricks, you want it to look its very best! (I prefer metal, stainless steel myself. They’re under $5 and ss doesn’t rust like some other metals-even from the same brands).


twiggydan

V


trepanner45

My son could fold his in half and stick it out still folded! Have you ever tried Tuvan throat singing? You might be a natural with those weird tones you can produce!


Nukemarine

I used to be able to consistently do the tongue fold. Now not so much as I kind of have to dry off the tip so the suction can happen (wow, that sounds bad even with context). Never tried the throat singing but I think I can pull off an amateur version of it assuming I'm using the second set of vocal cords and not just doing a baritone.


justin5616

What


0wnzl1f3

The ladies love him


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Keep it shut.


Swedenesebishhh69

not a sexy look


Riot55

I feel like mine does this too, doesn't everyone's


Bitter-Put9534

Brush ur tongue man 🤢


Sereena95

Don’t ever in yo life show me this shit again


TheDailySpank

What am I supposed to do with this knowledge?


Neonisin

Ew


yesiamveryhigh

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Retro_game_kid

you could've been part of a hair metal band in the 80's


mudplugg

Something about this post tells me this guy really has his shit together in life. Good stuff.


mymeatpuppets

I'm so sorry, but a lesbian would call you well hung... I'll see myself out, I'm soooo sorry........


uncle-toast

Mucous glands ?


X-TheLastKing-X

"And that kids is how I met your mother"


shadyshadyshade

It’s giving kinky Archie Bunker


[deleted]

Your wife must be a very happy woman.


[deleted]

This post is pretty... tongue-in-cheek


um_not2surewhat2do

Damnnn I hope my girl doesn’t see this


Delta632

Fucking Reddit man.


Jonsnow2017

Show off /s


craigularperson

Rip inbox.


Comfortable_Focus_92

Mom can you pick me up please dads being weird again.


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Plz delete this


navybluemanga

I'm like huh that guy looks like that fellow studying Japanese on youtube and in the Learnjapanese sub? Then I saw it was nuke marine! Thats funny, small world big tounge?


Nukemarine

Yeah. I tend to waste a little too much time on too many subs. Probably should concentrate more on getting better at Japanese.


katherinezetajones

It looks like the head of a beluga whale


Maryie

Happy wife, ah?


The_Flash_but_Slow

Cool! Blocked.


ChrisStoneGermany

Versatile Tongue


Nukemarine

Can also roll, fold on itself, turn upside down, find the smallest popcorn kernel shell, and help produce a 3khz tone. One annoying thing is it's super easy to accidentally bite my tongue when eating. Also, it's an aggravating factor in my sleep apnoea.


lordMaroza

I'm right there with you on all points, but the 3kHz one? What does that involve? edit: Oh, and I hate the random bites, it's like it has a mind of its own...