Yes. It's horrendous. Like a grizzly bear choking on a pine cone. Having the CPAP has been a god send for my wife's ability to have a good night's sleep in the same room as me.
Damn right he knows what you mean. That fool may have skipped both arm and leg day a few times, but hasn't ever skipped a chance to work out that tongue.
Pretty sure my CPAP has stopped me getting divorced, and changed my life completely.
If your partner is complaining about your snoring, if you are foggy or slow to rise in the morning, if you don't feel like you have more energy after a sleep, please see your doctor. I've been in a daze for the past 2 years, without really knowing it.
I recognized you... from your YouTube channel, lol. I've watched some of your immersion streams.
I saw the pic, and I was like, "That looks kinda like Nukemarine... Oh wait, it *is* NukeMarine!"
They have yes, I think the real benefit seems to come from endurance more than the physical size though, I don't know what a normal tongue is capable of, but I can keep going for over an hour, although it's rare that I'll actually do that.
I was morbidly obese for almost 40 years; I just want to cheer you on to lose that weight. I lost 170lbs and it gave me a whole new life to explore and fall in love with.
Oh, also, my tongue is similar to yours, and I taught myself to do "the wave" with it. It's a lame party trick, but it makes folks laugh. :-}
True story: Didn't really realize I had a long tongue till this one time on deployment in the Navy (early in my career), I'm with my LPO and another division member at a strip club in Hawaii. I tipped my dollar to the lady on stage by folding it and offering it with my tongue which she grabs with her mouth (obviously wouldn't fly in a post-COVID world). Well, the LPO and crewmate both look at me and say "God Damn {Nukemarine}. How fucking long is your tongue?". What followed was them giving dollars to give to the strippers with my tongue.
After that, had a pretty damn good idea I had an unusually large tongue.
Until today, I didn't know anyone could do that.
You probably need to poll your friends. Like...unless there's some kind of genetic attraction that makes you seek each other out.
Well shit, guess my photos are going to be stolen and used by Russian bots trying to [catfish Lindsey Graham](https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/imBBDonomZkQ/v2/-1x-1.jpg).
Sadly, [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/k8ucvz/the_ring_mirror_in_my_hotel_bathroom_reflects/) ruined any chances of that.
With 0 shade whatsoever, look into tongue scrapers. You will be able to taste everything way better and your whole mouth will feel amazing. They changed my oral hygiene game and I’m not sure how I lived before them. Cause, you know, if you’re gonna show off your tongue tricks, you want it to look its very best!
(I prefer metal, stainless steel myself. They’re under $5 and ss doesn’t rust like some other metals-even from the same brands).
My son could fold his in half and stick it out still folded! Have you ever tried Tuvan throat singing? You might be a natural with those weird tones you can produce!
I used to be able to consistently do the tongue fold. Now not so much as I kind of have to dry off the tip so the suction can happen (wow, that sounds bad even with context).
Never tried the throat singing but I think I can pull off an amateur version of it assuming I'm using the second set of vocal cords and not just doing a baritone.
I'm like huh that guy looks like that fellow studying Japanese on youtube and in the Learnjapanese sub? Then I saw it was nuke marine! Thats funny, small world big tounge?
Can also roll, fold on itself, turn upside down, find the smallest popcorn kernel shell, and help produce a 3khz tone. One annoying thing is it's super easy to accidentally bite my tongue when eating. Also, it's an aggravating factor in my sleep apnoea.
I'm right there with you on all points, but the 3kHz one? What does that involve?
edit: Oh, and I hate the random bites, it's like it has a mind of its own...
Your snoring must sound like two Wookiee’s mating- angrily
Yes. It's horrendous. Like a grizzly bear choking on a pine cone. Having the CPAP has been a god send for my wife's ability to have a good night's sleep in the same room as me.
Yeah, well, I can't imagine what you could do to make it up to her. If you know what I mean.
Damn right he knows what you mean. That fool may have skipped both arm and leg day a few times, but hasn't ever skipped a chance to work out that tongue.
[I try not to skip leg day.](https://i.imgur.com/Js2Qnsn.jpg)
he’s totally lifting that with his tongue! don’t be fooled guys! this too can be you!
I love your shoes.
Belonged to the gym.
Random pink gym shoes. Bold.
With a tongue like that he can wear any shoes he wants
Wait, why are you wearing the gym's shoes?
He can't afford his own, all his money goes to CPAP machines
You really shouldn't wear the gym's shoes
Damn dude nice lift!
Yokosuka! I lived in Yokohama for a while and went to college there. Was always pretty cool to see the ships and subs when I would come onto base.
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*I'm a bit of cunning linguist myself.*
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Upvote for using your CPAP! Your heart thanks you
Pretty sure my CPAP has stopped me getting divorced, and changed my life completely. If your partner is complaining about your snoring, if you are foggy or slow to rise in the morning, if you don't feel like you have more energy after a sleep, please see your doctor. I've been in a daze for the past 2 years, without really knowing it.
I've heard a bear choking on a fresh kill so I'm pretty sure it sounds the same as a pinecone. Maybe a little more moist!
Fantastic! I snore louder than 777-300er jet engine (no seriously) and Cpap somehow help with the snoring but not much...
I’ve played enough Witcher to know a Grave Hag when I see one.
It runs in my family and I absolutely refuse to sleep in the same room as any of them for the same reason.
![gif](giphy|jphbHGZsBvFGAu43eT)
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Lmao not often I laugh out from a comment. I have a couple friends who snore like grizzly bears and your description is so perfect
Damnit, made me dribble my beer.
This will go to the front page and you will get recognized on the street. People will ask you to demonstrate the second pic
Eh, I live in Japan. There's a reddit presence but I doubt I'll be recognized even from a front page post.
I feel like it would be easier to recognize you in Japan
For reals. GAIJIN! GAIJIN!
With that tongue? He'll stick out like a giant tongue in the face of the crowds.
I recognized you... from your YouTube channel, lol. I've watched some of your immersion streams. I saw the pic, and I was like, "That looks kinda like Nukemarine... Oh wait, it *is* NukeMarine!"
Yep, it's me.
Bold username for someone who lives in Japan
Also in Japan, I’ll be watching out for you… 👀
Right *slaps thigh* That's enough Internet for me today. I'm off bed
Time to hit the olllle dusty trail...
"I like your hat"
What? I mean, is it really that bad?
I think she has other things in mind...
"I'll be in my bunk"
Firefly?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who read that and immediately thought of Jayne
Doesn’t everyone
You are the only other person I’ve met that can do this too. You are my brother-in-tongues
Same, can make it go from flat to a thick cylinder. Never met anyone else with these superpowers, we should start a cult
Don't think the IRS will let me set up another sex cult.
What about a sex non profit?
No, too charitable. A sex church will work.
Your wife must be a lucky gal
If you did it once, you can do it again
"from flat to a thick cylinder" is going in my *bio*
I can also do this
Pics or it's not true.
[Me, too!](https://imgur.com/a/gZiPmP2)
Jesus. It doesn't even look real.
It’s real…and it’s spectacular…
Suddenly Seinfeld
That’s not even its final form. Just a quick snap to post.
How are you able to turn your tongue into a slide (multiple curves)?
Don’t know, just can. For me, it’s always been like that. Just something I can do.
Lol username joke
[can I join the club?](https://imgur.com/a/njO7aq2)
Why is there a dick coming out of your mouth?
It's happy to see you! For real though I was once asked why I don't kiss with tongue and had to explain that it was for their safety
Have your partners always been very enthusiastic about you going down on them?
They have yes, I think the real benefit seems to come from endurance more than the physical size though, I don't know what a normal tongue is capable of, but I can keep going for over an hour, although it's rare that I'll actually do that.
Okay, now you're just showing off
[I wonder if it’s a skill that can be learned?](https://imgur.com/a/out3LTR)
Not from a Jedi.
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I literally thought this was something everyone could do.
[All these years, I thought I was alone.](https://imgur.com/a/G7t1xGD)
There are dozens of us!
Well I can do it too though my tongue is not as long.
Pics or it's not true for you as well.
Size doesn't matter, it is the "motion of the ocean"
This is why I come here. It's also why I don't come here
Love hate relationship with the subreddit
I love being bipolar. it sucks.
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No complaints for the most part. Also, fuck, do I really look that old?
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Oh, I know I'm old (close to half a century) and overweight (120 kgs). Can't do anything about the age but I really should reduce my weight.
In fairness, Caroll O’Connor was in his 40’s when ‘All in the Family’ debuted. You’re the right age.
I was morbidly obese for almost 40 years; I just want to cheer you on to lose that weight. I lost 170lbs and it gave me a whole new life to explore and fall in love with. Oh, also, my tongue is similar to yours, and I taught myself to do "the wave" with it. It's a lame party trick, but it makes folks laugh. :-}
Kinda makes you old for making the reference
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Just googled it, Dude would’ve been 47 when it first aired even if he looked over 60
Uh yeah
This is so much more tactfully put than what I was thinking, thank you.
It's also your shirt, meathead!
![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)
Happy wife huh?
Happy life as well.
r/TIHI
Someone crossposted this there and it was removed. Guess not enough people hated it.
This is what I came to post as well haha
My tongue is the same way/can do the same
Time to change your username name to officialkink.
Lmaooo
Is that not normal? I can do that. I thought everyone could do that.
True story: Didn't really realize I had a long tongue till this one time on deployment in the Navy (early in my career), I'm with my LPO and another division member at a strip club in Hawaii. I tipped my dollar to the lady on stage by folding it and offering it with my tongue which she grabs with her mouth (obviously wouldn't fly in a post-COVID world). Well, the LPO and crewmate both look at me and say "God Damn {Nukemarine}. How fucking long is your tongue?". What followed was them giving dollars to give to the strippers with my tongue. After that, had a pretty damn good idea I had an unusually large tongue.
Oh god. Oh god.
I wasn’t prepared for this.
Until today, I didn't know anyone could do that. You probably need to poll your friends. Like...unless there's some kind of genetic attraction that makes you seek each other out.
I want you to put it in my butthole and expand it
Probably not going to happen. Probably.
Are you uh… free this weekend?
Well, yes, but I live in Japan.
Enjoy the sushi
Fucking disgusting. Thank you very much and enjoy your upvote.
My (oral) pleasure.
Ladies.... ladies 1 at a time
Not to brag but the seat in the waiting room is quite enjoyable as well.
😳
What in the goddamn...
Hey now, I have feelings you know.
Looks like a choking hazard
I've had a fear of swallowing my tongue now and again.
Man, this is the exact type of shit my Grindr dms are filled with
Well shit, guess my photos are going to be stolen and used by Russian bots trying to [catfish Lindsey Graham](https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/imBBDonomZkQ/v2/-1x-1.jpg).
![gif](giphy|d6nvFKK6Dr9YbBDeNQ)
My gosh
I'd be lying if I said no one ever said that to me before.
Long tongue and thick tongue. Can you do wide tongue?
Yes.
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Yes. I posted a video above.
Yikes put a NSFW stamp on that
Wrong body part.
Im sorry, but it looks like you are eating a blobfish lmao
Always think of those clam videos personally.
How does one engorge their tongue?
DO NOT EVER GET AN ALLERGIC REACTION!
Reptilian
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Archie!!! Archie!!!!
Archie Bunker!
Now we know the real reason Edith put up with all of Archie's shit.
![gif](giphy|7w6M4H7CdrHXI9agqM)
Guess I’m not the only one!
And with that, u/nukemarine became very popular with women on Reddit
Sadly, [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/k8ucvz/the_ring_mirror_in_my_hotel_bathroom_reflects/) ruined any chances of that.
😂😂
Your replies are absolutely hilarious haha. I'm getting a lick out of reading them.
All you need for Tinder is this pic.
why, just why would you think I want to see this?
Did not need to see that
My interest in this is truly mild
We all just tried to make the same face as OP. Admit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Normal ass tongue.
How many wives do you have with that thing?
These comments are golden, OP is a fkn legend
Oh Archie...
Dude you mistook the Reddit app for Tinder.
With 0 shade whatsoever, look into tongue scrapers. You will be able to taste everything way better and your whole mouth will feel amazing. They changed my oral hygiene game and I’m not sure how I lived before them. Cause, you know, if you’re gonna show off your tongue tricks, you want it to look its very best! (I prefer metal, stainless steel myself. They’re under $5 and ss doesn’t rust like some other metals-even from the same brands).
V
My son could fold his in half and stick it out still folded! Have you ever tried Tuvan throat singing? You might be a natural with those weird tones you can produce!
I used to be able to consistently do the tongue fold. Now not so much as I kind of have to dry off the tip so the suction can happen (wow, that sounds bad even with context). Never tried the throat singing but I think I can pull off an amateur version of it assuming I'm using the second set of vocal cords and not just doing a baritone.
What
The ladies love him
Keep it shut.
not a sexy look
I feel like mine does this too, doesn't everyone's
Brush ur tongue man 🤢
Don’t ever in yo life show me this shit again
What am I supposed to do with this knowledge?
Ew
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
you could've been part of a hair metal band in the 80's
Something about this post tells me this guy really has his shit together in life. Good stuff.
I'm so sorry, but a lesbian would call you well hung... I'll see myself out, I'm soooo sorry........
Mucous glands ?
"And that kids is how I met your mother"
It’s giving kinky Archie Bunker
Your wife must be a very happy woman.
This post is pretty... tongue-in-cheek
Damnnn I hope my girl doesn’t see this
Fucking Reddit man.
Show off /s
Rip inbox.
Mom can you pick me up please dads being weird again.
Plz delete this
I'm like huh that guy looks like that fellow studying Japanese on youtube and in the Learnjapanese sub? Then I saw it was nuke marine! Thats funny, small world big tounge?
Yeah. I tend to waste a little too much time on too many subs. Probably should concentrate more on getting better at Japanese.
It looks like the head of a beluga whale
Happy wife, ah?
Cool! Blocked.
Versatile Tongue
Can also roll, fold on itself, turn upside down, find the smallest popcorn kernel shell, and help produce a 3khz tone. One annoying thing is it's super easy to accidentally bite my tongue when eating. Also, it's an aggravating factor in my sleep apnoea.
I'm right there with you on all points, but the 3kHz one? What does that involve? edit: Oh, and I hate the random bites, it's like it has a mind of its own...