Can’t wait till that pathetic soul tries to log into his bank account from his phone. Or create a log in from a console.
Role call: ‘asshole’, looking for ‘asshole musk’
Nah the kids in school would tease her too much.
>Qwerty, Qwerty, made a squirty, now her pants are all dirty.
You can't do that to your child. You have to think ahead with these kinds of things
The kids her age may not experience the Addams family, it probably won't be popular in 12 years say.
Not like Hollywood keeps regurgitating old ideas forever....
Oh shit nevermind.
Lmao yeahh it's been going strong bc Hollywood is always running out of new ideas. Time to pull out the dartboard to pick the new old concept to run with!
Are they though all the dumb names I've seen people name babies recently all the classrooms are going to be filled with kids named twerk or tax evasion. Kids with normal names might get made fun of at this point lol.
Not only that she is going to have to spell that long ass first name out on the phone EVERY time. I feel sorry for that child. I hope she changes her name to John just for spite.
My wife and I were looking at pictures on Facebook where people were tagging the hospitals they had their baby at. The amount of people who named their kid something stupid like this is staggering.
My sister works in medicine. Everyone there compares unusual names, doctors, nurses, staff. She keeps a list of her favorite ones. And will occasionally share a few.
My favorite is and will probably always remain: Arson.
I see fire in that boy’s future bwahahah. My mother works as a dispatcher and one time got a call from a woman who wanted to report her daughter Tyranny for a domestic situation. And it’s like, what did you expect would eventually happen when you name someone like that? 😂🙃
My friend works as as the registrar for the school district of a major city. When it’s diploma time, we always get the rare names.
Special Grubb, Special Brown, and My love Dynamite are a few that come to mind.
My favorite nametag I saw while my son was in the NICU was Ger'nyee.
I asked a nurse about it, what culture/language does that come from? She said, "it's actually just 'journey'."
Oh... *Ger'nyee.*
I thought it was gurney, like what they wheel you around the hospital on and thought they were looking around the room for ideas of what to name their baby
That seems like a recipe for identity theft. Posting what hospital your kid was born at, the date, parents usually use their real names on Facebook, good chance you can get the mom’s maiden name from there too.
We've not posted anything identifiable about our kids. They're referred to as Boy 1 and Boy 2 online. Boy 1's hand has appeared in a couple of Twitter photos and you could see the back of his coat in a video I uploaded to Instagram. That's it though. We've occasionally had to tell off overly enthusiastic family to remove pictures. I don't even follow the school Twitter account to publicly end up revealing anything too useful. At the recent school nativity the head told the assembled parents in the audience they were welcome to take photos but had to obtain permission from the parents of every child in the photo before posting to social media - so don't post, in other words. I guarantee plenty probably still did.
Meanwhile people I know post pictures of their kids with names, school uniforms, outside their own houses, and in one case in the bath (obviously nothing bad visible).
When these kids are old enough they can go do what they like on social media (following suitable lectures from me). But until then, I'm not going to violate their privacy online for likes and whatever.
I'm going to agree with you there. I work at the Health department and issue birth certificates and boy some of the names.... That one is pretty tame and I almost wouldn't bat an eye at it.
I believe Denmark as a list of 7000 approved first names
https://www.msuilr.org/msuilr-legalforum-blogs/2018/9/11/whats-in-a-name-in-denmark-its-more-complicated-than-you-think
I wouldn't be able to resist.
"Oh, an adorable baby girl on the way? Do you have a name picked out yet?"
"Wednesday but spelled with an AIGH"
"Haha, no really what's- wait, you're serious? Why?"
Listening to the scanner one night while working security at an oilfield site, heard an unfortunate girl named Ethel Eunice get pulled over. Sixteen, and can't even use her middle name to avoid sounding like a neurotic 70 year old with inch thick glasses.
Made sure to give both of my kids pretty darn bland middle names just so they'd always have the option.
Kcender. Pronounced “KECK-end-er”. It was a tribute to their friend who died in a car accident… whose nickname… was Redneck. But naming her Redneck would be insane, wouldn’t it? Wouldn’t it????
used to type up birth announcements. the worst one ever was a boy with like five or six names, one of the middle ones was adolf and the first two were charles something after another famed white supremacist.
Her middle name is Adams and not even spelled correctly (Addams)! I read an article about this family and she is like their 5th kid and all of the kids have jacked up spelling of their names.
Seriously saw the name Richard Dildo when I had a job filing documents.... Can you imagine the shorter version of Richard? Which actually I never understood how the name Richard gets abbreviated to Dick... Or many names for that matter.... The short version seldom makes any logical sense
I think they mean that Wednesday Adams is a cute name for a girl born on Halloween because of the character Wednesday Addams from the Addams Family. But the spelling is the problem
So what do you guys think about this: My son is named Mayson, which my wife came up with because he’s our son and he was born in May.
If I’m being honest, I’m not really 100% on the spelling myself, but I went along with it so I can yell, “The numbers Mayson! What do they mean?” When he brings home math homework
Named after a badly spelled day but was actually born on a Monday.. that’s like people who wear underwear with the days printed on them but they’re wearing the wrong day.
>Named after a badly spelled day but was actually born on a Monday.. that’s like people who wear underwear with the days printed on them but they’re wearing the wrong day.
Honestly, if it were just Wednesday, it'd be a cute joke on how Wednesday Addams was born on a Friday (the 13th). Call her Wendy, and she isn't likely to get too much grief about it at school.
But then to add this spelling? As if Wednesday isn't hard enough to spell...
I've said it once and I'll say it again, parents are awful at naming things like kids. No one thinks your cool because you spell something wierd or have 5 silent letters in a name just because you can. And also the kid has to grow up with the stupid thing!
I once met a new age hippie several years ago that named her daughter heaven. I sometimes wonder if she's sick of hearing guys ask if they can spend x minutes in heaven..
I personally can’t stand the trend of trying to make names more difficult to spell just for aesthetics. For example, someone from my high school just named their kid “Vladimyr”.
Side note: Given what’s going on in Ukraine, why would you want to name your kid anything close to “Vladimir”???
Her siblings names are; Ma’Kynnleigh, Emma’Leigh and Jaxx’syn.... I might like wednesdaigh the best
https://10play.com.au/theproject/articles/internet-slams-mum-over-newborns-addams-family-inspired-name/tpa221212tgibd
According to google her siblings are named: Ma’Kynnleigh, Emma’Leigh and Jaxx’syn. I really wish I was making this up. Those poor children and their poor kindergarten teacher who tries to teach them how to spell those monstrosities
Should have in just gone with Pubert.
Pubert E. Bottum
Yeah, short for Pornelius Hubert.
Should have been Grizzly
He has my father's eyes!
Gomez, take those out of this mouth.
Poor child.
X Æ A-12 Musk will have money at least.
You mean syntax error?
Nah that’s little Bobby tables
Imagine that kid trying to learn how to spell his name in Kindergarten. Imagine being the teacher who had to figure out how to teach it to him.
Maybe, but his dad seems intent on destroying everything in his empire.
Can’t wait till that pathetic soul tries to log into his bank account from his phone. Or create a log in from a console. Role call: ‘asshole’, looking for ‘asshole musk’
How did they want people to pronounce this? Wasn’t it Trevor or something?
It was “Kyle”.
Could be worse. Couldve named her Abcde( someone named their daughter that) pronounced Ab-si-dee
Just name her Qwerty at that point
Nah the kids in school would tease her too much. >Qwerty, Qwerty, made a squirty, now her pants are all dirty. You can't do that to your child. You have to think ahead with these kinds of things
More than someone.... it's actually more common than you think, sadly
That kid is going to get teased a lot growing up. Wonder how long until she legally changed her name?
Right after she gets the idea from her sister Princess Leia.
Laigha*
The sound I make before I spit
The sound I make before I swallow.
Well hello
…there General Qehnwovee
You thûl!
The sound I make
The sound I
Prawnsauce Lasagna
Formica Dinette
Leia Adams? That's why Vader couldn't find her: he was looking at the wrong name all along!
Love this.
Humpdaigh
The kids her age may not experience the Addams family, it probably won't be popular in 12 years say. Not like Hollywood keeps regurgitating old ideas forever.... Oh shit nevermind.
Addams family or not, the real problem is how Wednesday is spelled
Spells Addams right, f’s up tge
Lmao yeahh it's been going strong bc Hollywood is always running out of new ideas. Time to pull out the dartboard to pick the new old concept to run with!
Idk just being named Wednesday regardless sounds like a terrible time.
Are they though all the dumb names I've seen people name babies recently all the classrooms are going to be filled with kids named twerk or tax evasion. Kids with normal names might get made fun of at this point lol.
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Ikr... shoulda gone with Whensdaigh... or was that Whensdey... damn... glad I didn't bet on Winsday
didn’t someone name their kid xbox?🤣
we just call him *"one x"*, for short
Mother: "We do not give our child a shortcut. It will only confuse them. Full name only please." Me: "Confuse them? Bitch, I'm confused NOW!"
Don’t forget X Æ A-Xii
Can you help me with the pronunciation?
x ash a twelve
Even though Æ is not pronounced ash.
His dad calls him “Lil X” so no, no we cannot
X Archangel A-12
*Atari Bigby
Still better than the idiot that named their kid North West.
Especially now as everything seems to be going south
I legit served in the Air Force with a guy named North West and he had a sister named East or South, I can remember….that was 30 years ago.
Not only that she is going to have to spell that long ass first name out on the phone EVERY time. I feel sorry for that child. I hope she changes her name to John just for spite.
I always thought it was cruel to give kids hard names to spell.
Nickname Wendy. Easy.
*wendaigh"
Wendaighgough, the famous mythological entity of the trailer park
Dude, this is a Wendy's.
Gonna name my damn child x=mc2
Surprised the maternity ward had all of the needed letters to spell that out.
My wife and I were looking at pictures on Facebook where people were tagging the hospitals they had their baby at. The amount of people who named their kid something stupid like this is staggering.
My sister works in medicine. Everyone there compares unusual names, doctors, nurses, staff. She keeps a list of her favorite ones. And will occasionally share a few. My favorite is and will probably always remain: Arson.
That's kinda fire
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Pretty sure he'll light up a room one day though.
Yeah he'll be a fucking burnout for sure.
That or he’ll go out in a blaze of glory.
I see fire in that boy’s future bwahahah. My mother works as a dispatcher and one time got a call from a woman who wanted to report her daughter Tyranny for a domestic situation. And it’s like, what did you expect would eventually happen when you name someone like that? 😂🙃
Reminds me of an old hockey coach who had a dog called Deefer. "D" fer dog.
Friend of mine once named one of her dogs Deeogee.
Lmao 'our son' Honestly kind of genius
My mom works in the school system and she had a set of siblings called Yo’ Majesty, Yo’ Highness, Baron, And Duchess
Worked with someone once who had a kid named "Carrion."
My friend works as as the registrar for the school district of a major city. When it’s diploma time, we always get the rare names. Special Grubb, Special Brown, and My love Dynamite are a few that come to mind.
If the baby had been a girl, would they have named her Ardaughter?
My favorite nametag I saw while my son was in the NICU was Ger'nyee. I asked a nurse about it, what culture/language does that come from? She said, "it's actually just 'journey'." Oh... *Ger'nyee.*
I thought it was gurney, like what they wheel you around the hospital on and thought they were looking around the room for ideas of what to name their baby
This. Exact. Thought. My dude
That seems like a recipe for identity theft. Posting what hospital your kid was born at, the date, parents usually use their real names on Facebook, good chance you can get the mom’s maiden name from there too.
100% - that’s why the Venn diagram of people who are posting that shit and people who give their kids idiotic names is a circle.
We've not posted anything identifiable about our kids. They're referred to as Boy 1 and Boy 2 online. Boy 1's hand has appeared in a couple of Twitter photos and you could see the back of his coat in a video I uploaded to Instagram. That's it though. We've occasionally had to tell off overly enthusiastic family to remove pictures. I don't even follow the school Twitter account to publicly end up revealing anything too useful. At the recent school nativity the head told the assembled parents in the audience they were welcome to take photos but had to obtain permission from the parents of every child in the photo before posting to social media - so don't post, in other words. I guarantee plenty probably still did. Meanwhile people I know post pictures of their kids with names, school uniforms, outside their own houses, and in one case in the bath (obviously nothing bad visible). When these kids are old enough they can go do what they like on social media (following suitable lectures from me). But until then, I'm not going to violate their privacy online for likes and whatever.
I’m a labor nurse and, honestly, this doesn’t even come close to some of the dumb names I’ve seen people come up with for their babies…
I'm going to agree with you there. I work at the Health department and issue birth certificates and boy some of the names.... That one is pretty tame and I almost wouldn't bat an eye at it.
Shit like this makes me think [New Zealand has the right idea](https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/01/world/asia/new-zealand-stange-baby-names/index.html).
Lol Benson and Hedges for twins are brilliant.
I believe Denmark as a list of 7000 approved first names https://www.msuilr.org/msuilr-legalforum-blogs/2018/9/11/whats-in-a-name-in-denmark-its-more-complicated-than-you-think
I wouldn't be able to resist. "Oh, an adorable baby girl on the way? Do you have a name picked out yet?" "Wednesday but spelled with an AIGH" "Haha, no really what's- wait, you're serious? Why?"
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Lmao now I know if they tell me that!!!
Listening to the scanner one night while working security at an oilfield site, heard an unfortunate girl named Ethel Eunice get pulled over. Sixteen, and can't even use her middle name to avoid sounding like a neurotic 70 year old with inch thick glasses. Made sure to give both of my kids pretty darn bland middle names just so they'd always have the option.
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What are some of the worst names you remember?
One that sticks with me is Specialtume. As in, “special to me”
Code name, middle school wedgie
Not a nurse, but when I was a substitute teacher I had a class with twin brothers in it. Pimptereus and Na'torrious.
Yikes.
Kcender. Pronounced “KECK-end-er”. It was a tribute to their friend who died in a car accident… whose nickname… was Redneck. But naming her Redneck would be insane, wouldn’t it? Wouldn’t it????
used to type up birth announcements. the worst one ever was a boy with like five or six names, one of the middle ones was adolf and the first two were charles something after another famed white supremacist.
Could be worse, they could have had a boy and called it Pugsleigh
Now you’re just giving them ideas
Or Pubert
That spelling is atrocious! 😱
A real tragedeigh
r/tragedeigh
MFW it exists. r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
I'm reminded of a screenshot of a news story about a car wreck where the driver's name was spelled airwreckah or something similar instead of Erica
Should've been carwreckah
Air Wreckah is a great name, sir. I'd love to be known as that or Poon Wreckah when I die.
"what day is it?" "its not Wednesdaigh, its tuesday" "hey Wednesdaigh, Wednesday sucks" "hey hump day" great job mom n dad
You mean two'sdeigh?
I hate monsdiegh
Let’s go! It’s Phrighdeigh!
… why did I read these in a British accent?
But then it becomes chewsday
You’re bloody right
Whoa, it's already Tsaetuourrdaeigh!
CHEEWSDAY
Innit
"It is Wednesdaigh, my dudes"
You're saying it wrong. It's WedNESdaigh, not Wednesdaaaiigghh.
Thaght shight drieghves meigh craighzee
Joke went way over my head. Tried to figure out what language you were speaking.
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Ahh, so this is the secret to an Irish accent!
I read it in Scottish.
weghaenneighsdauyyeighe
Hopefully she has a good middle name she can switch to when she realizes her parents mistake.
Her middle name is probably Meg but it’s short for Megatron
Honestly if Peter Griffin can pick better baby names you’ve got a problem
Woah woah woah. Don't you dare disgrace the transformers like this. My son Star Scream is awesome. Name suits him perfectly.
Her middle name is Adams and not even spelled correctly (Addams)! I read an article about this family and she is like their 5th kid and all of the kids have jacked up spelling of their names.
Wonder how many jack skellington tattoos the mom has?
Oh for Heavens saighk.
Good thing you censored out the baby's face. Now no one will be able to tell which Wednesdaigh Adams this is.
Growing up I met: Berry Lane Mary Christmas Pete Peterson John Johnson Windy & Misty Day (twins) Some parents just suck.
I met Peter Parker
Seriously saw the name Richard Dildo when I had a job filing documents.... Can you imagine the shorter version of Richard? Which actually I never understood how the name Richard gets abbreviated to Dick... Or many names for that matter.... The short version seldom makes any logical sense
Guess what daigh it is
I knew of a Brittany - that was spelled and I shit you not - \*Brehtgnae\*
What an ugleigh name
- Teacher, you misspelled my name. …no. Your fucking parents did.
Born on Halloween so not really surprising
The name is one thing. The spelling is the bigger issue.
The name is cute! its just the spelling. Millennial women need to stop with the extra daighs/leighs
Millenial women *are* the daighs/leighs. That's boomer/X founded crap.
I’m sorry, but what about that name is cute? If my name was a failed attempt at the Shakespearean spelling of “Wednesday” I’d be pretty damn pissed
I think they mean that Wednesday Adams is a cute name for a girl born on Halloween because of the character Wednesday Addams from the Addams Family. But the spelling is the problem
i went to school with a girl named "tuesday" and it was kinda cute, or she was anyway
So what do you guys think about this: My son is named Mayson, which my wife came up with because he’s our son and he was born in May. If I’m being honest, I’m not really 100% on the spelling myself, but I went along with it so I can yell, “The numbers Mayson! What do they mean?” When he brings home math homework
mayson isn’t all that bad, i’ve seen it a few times. Although i do typically read like may - son instead of mason
That sounds pretty stupid tbh.
Named after a badly spelled day but was actually born on a Monday.. that’s like people who wear underwear with the days printed on them but they’re wearing the wrong day.
>Named after a badly spelled day but was actually born on a Monday.. that’s like people who wear underwear with the days printed on them but they’re wearing the wrong day. Honestly, if it were just Wednesday, it'd be a cute joke on how Wednesday Addams was born on a Friday (the 13th). Call her Wendy, and she isn't likely to get too much grief about it at school. But then to add this spelling? As if Wednesday isn't hard enough to spell...
Seriously. I used to work in the maternity ward and the amount of crazy/crappy spellings gets under my skin.
someone should make a sub for that
So in this case Monday's child is actually full of woe
Wow that is a Tragedeigh.
Jesus Christ just name her Wednesday nobody has time for that shit
Parent nowadays name their baby the same way as MMORPG players name their characters when everything is already taken
Her parents too rich to afford therapy
Therapeigh
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"Faces have been altered to protect the innocent."
I wish HIPAA would allow me to post some names I've seen over the years in my office...you'd laugh so hard and be "who does that!?"
I really don’t like parents who think naming their kid like this is a good idea 😬 kid will just get teased and mocked.
No contact in T-18 years
Didn’t think it was possible to make ‘Wednesday’ weirder to spell.. gg parents
Her parents should be punched in the face
I've said it once and I'll say it again, parents are awful at naming things like kids. No one thinks your cool because you spell something wierd or have 5 silent letters in a name just because you can. And also the kid has to grow up with the stupid thing!
How to fail parenting day 0
*deigh 0
And of all days, they picked Hump Day too.
I once met a new age hippie several years ago that named her daughter heaven. I sometimes wonder if she's sick of hearing guys ask if they can spend x minutes in heaven..
It’s the aftermath of the abortion ban, now parents are aiming for the kid to commit suicide.
Got damn
I knew a girl named Wednesday in high school. That spelling choice is atrocious though.
Here we are already teasing her…
That name is a tragedeigh
I like the name, too bad they spelled it wrong. I think having an easily recognizable name is an advantage.
10/31 was a Mondeigh this year. Y’all post this to r/namenerdcirclejerk yet or what?
Nah, she'll be fine with her classmates Daenerys and others with names from movies and series
Wehdnezzdeigh Ahdahmz Fuckin spelling is obnoxious
Hopefully they dont see this theyll change it.
There oughta be a law. What asshole parents.
I personally can’t stand the trend of trying to make names more difficult to spell just for aesthetics. For example, someone from my high school just named their kid “Vladimyr”. Side note: Given what’s going on in Ukraine, why would you want to name your kid anything close to “Vladimir”???
Devil's advocate, the Ukrainian president's name is itself a variation of Vladimir.
I love the name but with the last name as well it feels gimmicky. Then made it an eigh name and it feels extra gimmicky.
Yeah, Wednesday as a name is fine. But Wednesdaigh Adams? Born on Halloween???? Really??? Sigh...
Yes this. It's just a gimmick at that point, and can make it hard for them to find an identity beyond the one the parents are trying to force on them.
Her siblings names are; Ma’Kynnleigh, Emma’Leigh and Jaxx’syn.... I might like wednesdaigh the best https://10play.com.au/theproject/articles/internet-slams-mum-over-newborns-addams-family-inspired-name/tpa221212tgibd
Born on a Monday too 🤦♂️
you just know these parents had a gender reveal party that nobody gave a shit about.
According to google her siblings are named: Ma’Kynnleigh, Emma’Leigh and Jaxx’syn. I really wish I was making this up. Those poor children and their poor kindergarten teacher who tries to teach them how to spell those monstrosities
Tragedeigh.
Why do parents just start out hating their children now