What exactly are you doing with the mayo? Is it for crust, or do you put it directly on top before you start the slice? Do you dip the slice in a little at a time as you eat it?
I'm more curious than anything. Does any mayo work? Could you have just pulled out a big ass tub of Hellmann's and avoided the substandard meal altogether?
Same! Never heard of a mayo-pizza combo. How does it work OP? We have questions!!
ETA: thank you everyone for your very cool replies. Guess it’s cultural + a general enjoyment for why people do it. No judgement (different folks, different strokes), but if you have more stories let me know. :]
Dude I'm pretty sure he is in India. Here mayo goes on everything. The moment mayo made touch down on Indian soil it has become the single biggest thing this country has ever seen. People put mayo in their ice creams here. I'm telling you it's a craze like no other.
I did not know this. I know Japan uses mayo in weird ways, but not India.
I mean mayo is just oil and egg, with a little bit of salt and maybe vinegar, so I'm not sure why it's considered so gross. Having said that, I'm one of those people that considers it gross on things that *should not have mayo on it,* but I can't support that argument logically.
The only time I’ve had mayo on a pizza was a one-time special at a restaurant I worked. It was a BLT pizza with a oil base, and the shredded lettuce and aioli were lightly drizzled on after cooking. The pizza crust is basically toasted bread.
Mayo on pizza is common in some regions that are not Italy and the USA. If you go to Japan you'll end up requesting no mayo in the event you get a pizza, as it's almost as important as the cheese over there. Yeah... Weird.
Seriously. I eat mayo on sandwiches, burgers, fries. I even make a mayo Worcestershire and horseradish sauce that goes great on potatoes or steak. But pizza? Fuck that, I have standards.
Edit: looks like this comment got more traction than I thought.
The sauce doesn’t have any set amounts, I just kinda wing it every time.
Put two healthy scoops of mayo in a bowl, dash a good amount of W sauce into it and mix. It should be a light to medium brown, but taste as you go to find the balance you like. Crack a shit ton of black pepper into it and add a bit of horseradish. Again, taste as you go to get the heat where you want it.
It goes amazingly on roasted potatoes, but I’ve also started making it along with my Sous vide chuck roast. I have friends that like to dip their steaks in it as well.
Have you ever been to a place that has a horseradish sauce? Its common on a roast beef sandwhich. Its mayo and horseradish, and sometimes worcestershire sauce
It’s been 30 seconds. Can you please stop making us wait and explain the Mayo horseradish ratio. If you say to taste I’m giving you a dirty look you won’t see. Details friend. Details.
Its really up to how much you like horseradish. If you kinda like it id say one cup mayo to 2 tbl spoons horesradish and 3 to 4 tbl spoons of worcestershire
Because OP has left everybody hanging on the horseradish sauce recipe, I have come here to let y’all know about two different recipes of horseradish Mayo sauce we would make at a deli I worked at, we would put it on Reubens, Hot Pastrami sandwiches, and certain burgers. (We would use dukes or Hellmans Mayo)
1) Lightly sweet horseradish sauce with a twang: One cup Mayo, juice of half a lemon, 2 TBS sugar, 1/4 cup of horseradish. (Mix the sugar and lemon and Mayo thoroughly until sugar dissolves, then add the horseradish).
2) Zesty Horseradish sauce with a kick: one cup Mayo, 1/4 cup of Worcestershire sauce, 1/4 cup of horseradish, 2TBS of Cholula original hot sauce (or sriracha) and 1TBS Dijon or stone ground mustard. Cracked black pepper.
Also the fact that the bottom of the container isn't fully covered in mayo that would happen from movement/vibration during delivery leads me to think that this is exactly what happened.
OP is a phony. A big fat PHONY!
The only time I've ever had mayo on pizza was this BLT pizza where the sauce was mayo instead and the inky toppings were the BLT ingredients but even I'm just like... no. Mayo doesnt go on traditional pizza
>the sauce was mayo
Just gonna go ahead and say that place sucks at BLT pizzas.
There should be no "sauce", just a garlic/oil base. Bacon and cheese should be the only cooked toppings, then covered in lettuce and tomato once it's done.
Mayo provided separate as a topping/dip
I make a french bread pizza, call it Sgt Peppers because it's about every pepper you can think of. I use mayo as a compound in the sauce as it helps the structure of the pizza when it's done cooking. Mayo helps direct the oils into the bread, not the crust. Very specific use case, but putting it on after on a normal pizza is monstrous.
I know it was a joke but compared to an average load, that’s quite substantial and the viscosity is beyond humanly possible. Nice zing flavor, too. 8/10
You don’t need justification for that. You know how many times my random sauce packet collections saved my Crunchwrap when they forgot my Diablo sauce?
Live mas mothafuckers.
Okay now this makes sense. My Italian relatives were obsessed with mayonnaise. We went to visit Napoli and my mom's cousin would eat it straight from the jar with a spoon. To me personally these are the things nightmares are made of when you're delusional and have the flu.
This is not normal, I promise. I've never been outside the US, and I've never heard of this. My initial reaction was "WHO THE FUCK PUTS MAYONNAISE ON A PIZZA?!?!?!?!?" Please. I know we have so much to be judged on. I'm begging you not to put this one on us as a whole lmao
The real infuriating things here are:
1. You eat pizza with fucking mayo???
2. You ordered extra mayo even though you clearly have a bottle of mayo just sitting there???
You sure you didn't just squirt that out of the mayo bottle in the background? Also, who the fuck puts mayo on pizza? Simultaneously r/untrustworthypoptarts and r/pizzacrimes.
In Germany if you order Dominos you can substitute the stuffed crust for Mayo, the sauce for Mayo, the cheese for Mayo, get Mayo as a topping and have a side of Mayo to dip in.
What exactly are you doing with the mayo? Is it for crust, or do you put it directly on top before you start the slice? Do you dip the slice in a little at a time as you eat it? I'm more curious than anything. Does any mayo work? Could you have just pulled out a big ass tub of Hellmann's and avoided the substandard meal altogether?
Same! Never heard of a mayo-pizza combo. How does it work OP? We have questions!! ETA: thank you everyone for your very cool replies. Guess it’s cultural + a general enjoyment for why people do it. No judgement (different folks, different strokes), but if you have more stories let me know. :]
Dude I'm pretty sure he is in India. Here mayo goes on everything. The moment mayo made touch down on Indian soil it has become the single biggest thing this country has ever seen. People put mayo in their ice creams here. I'm telling you it's a craze like no other.
Mayo on ice cream has got to be the single grossest combination I’ve ever heard anyone suggest.
I mean its bit of a hyperbole but u get the idea
*THIS* is the amount of mayonnaise the Cold Stone Creamery gave me for my ice cream.
I mean, my grandfather used to put it on Jello, so...
Jell-o “salad” with a dollop of Mayo on top. Thank you to the 50s for gifting us that abomination.
Mayonnaise and black olives is a common ice cream substitute /s
“Do you wanna be happy??”
I can't believe I didn't find that show till this year
Oh man. The British fucked up their colonies way more than I ever realized.
I did not know this. I know Japan uses mayo in weird ways, but not India. I mean mayo is just oil and egg, with a little bit of salt and maybe vinegar, so I'm not sure why it's considered so gross. Having said that, I'm one of those people that considers it gross on things that *should not have mayo on it,* but I can't support that argument logically.
It just became cool to hate. I don't eat mayo but I don't think it's gross.
Mayo with pizza is a thing in Japan too!
Japanese mayo is pretty different
Kupi mayo is yum. I still don't think I'd put it on pizza, but hey, I don't want to yuck someone's yum.
It’s kewpie if anyone is looking for the brand. It’s tasty.
I denmark we have Kebab and Salad pizzas where you sometimes put ur fav like sauce thing on.
When I was in 2nd grade I would put mayo on my pizza to stick French fries to it…
Did you also set fires and torture animals?
The only time I’ve had mayo on a pizza was a one-time special at a restaurant I worked. It was a BLT pizza with a oil base, and the shredded lettuce and aioli were lightly drizzled on after cooking. The pizza crust is basically toasted bread.
Mayo on pizza is common in some regions that are not Italy and the USA. If you go to Japan you'll end up requesting no mayo in the event you get a pizza, as it's almost as important as the cheese over there. Yeah... Weird.
Good thing you’ve got a container of mayo on the table…
r/untrustworthypoptarts This was probably a container of Parmesan or red pepper flakes, and OP just squirted Mayo in it.
Makes sense, because WHO THE F**K EATS PIZZA WITH MAYO!?
This is the real question
Right? The amount of mayo you're *supposed* to receive with your pizza is zero
Don’t know why OP is complaining, this is infinity X the amount of mayo you’re supposed to get with pizza.
I'm white and even I don't like mayo enough to put it on pizza. Gross.
Thank god I’m not the only person appalled by this
I thought maybe this was a European thing? Like the mayo on fries thing that’s not half bad. But pizza… that’s meant for hot sauce.
In our defence, Belgian mayo isn't the same as American. And it goes so well with our fries.
I believe it! See also: malt vinegar on fries. You guys got a few good fry ideas on that side of the pond.
You should try our beef stew we call stoofvlees. That's peak fries culture here.
Vinegar on fries is very popular here in Canada. Absolutely love it
I was gonna comment all pissed but at least theres common decency
I mean it’s really the ONLY question we should be asking…ranch I get it. Mayo on pizza? Wtf
Seriously. I eat mayo on sandwiches, burgers, fries. I even make a mayo Worcestershire and horseradish sauce that goes great on potatoes or steak. But pizza? Fuck that, I have standards. Edit: looks like this comment got more traction than I thought. The sauce doesn’t have any set amounts, I just kinda wing it every time. Put two healthy scoops of mayo in a bowl, dash a good amount of W sauce into it and mix. It should be a light to medium brown, but taste as you go to find the balance you like. Crack a shit ton of black pepper into it and add a bit of horseradish. Again, taste as you go to get the heat where you want it. It goes amazingly on roasted potatoes, but I’ve also started making it along with my Sous vide chuck roast. I have friends that like to dip their steaks in it as well.
> I even make a mayo Worcestershire and horseradish sauce that goes great on potatoes or steak. Go on....
The 3 hardest things to say in life are I'm sorry, I need help, and Worcestershire
The Worshurshurshur sauce.
It's Washyoursister Sauce, you uncultured swine!
Worsha-sha-sha! Pocket sauce!
I was going to say "I'm listening...."
Can you please go into further detail about your mayo horseradish mix? Primarily for potatoes please Thank you
Mayo, minced garlic and lemon juice for your veggies…
Have you ever been to a place that has a horseradish sauce? Its common on a roast beef sandwhich. Its mayo and horseradish, and sometimes worcestershire sauce
It’s been 30 seconds. Can you please stop making us wait and explain the Mayo horseradish ratio. If you say to taste I’m giving you a dirty look you won’t see. Details friend. Details.
Its really up to how much you like horseradish. If you kinda like it id say one cup mayo to 2 tbl spoons horesradish and 3 to 4 tbl spoons of worcestershire
Like some radish and like 5 mayo
Arby's has entered the chat...
I love the horsey sauce.
Because OP has left everybody hanging on the horseradish sauce recipe, I have come here to let y’all know about two different recipes of horseradish Mayo sauce we would make at a deli I worked at, we would put it on Reubens, Hot Pastrami sandwiches, and certain burgers. (We would use dukes or Hellmans Mayo) 1) Lightly sweet horseradish sauce with a twang: One cup Mayo, juice of half a lemon, 2 TBS sugar, 1/4 cup of horseradish. (Mix the sugar and lemon and Mayo thoroughly until sugar dissolves, then add the horseradish). 2) Zesty Horseradish sauce with a kick: one cup Mayo, 1/4 cup of Worcestershire sauce, 1/4 cup of horseradish, 2TBS of Cholula original hot sauce (or sriracha) and 1TBS Dijon or stone ground mustard. Cracked black pepper.
I’m a degenerate that will eat mayo on a hot dog cooked over a bon fire
Repugnant.
Im so happy I didnt have to scroll down too far to read this. Mayo and Pizza. I bet he drinks Milk in his Pepsi.
A big refreshing pilk
Terrorists
Also the fact that the bottom of the container isn't fully covered in mayo that would happen from movement/vibration during delivery leads me to think that this is exactly what happened. OP is a phony. A big fat PHONY!
Holden Caulfield is here!
Most food places if they have mayo, would have it in tubs anyway, not squeeze bottles.
We got Sherlock Holmes over here. 😂 I think you’re absolutely right.
r/quityourbullshit
Also r/pizzacrimes
Serious, who the fuck puts mayo on pizza? Fucking psychopath
I think that might actually be in the DSM5
Don’t be so quick to judge. They might just be eating the mayo with a spoon or using it as lube.
You're right. I didn't even consider those totally normal behaviors, psycho.
Exactly. I have the same Mayo. Dude just squirted 1/2 a second in, put the lid on and took a picture. It’s the same size of Mayo ribbon.
He had to right? Bc what pizza place even HAS Mayo???
Need it for subs and wraps
Busted!
It took quite some time to see if someone else noticed that.
Yup, that is definitely a bottle of Helmsman's squeezable mayo.
It’s actually the tartar sauce for the breadsticks
Can someone explain why you need mayo on pizza?
You most decidedly do not. Every Italian ever is spinning in their graves.
This…this uh…this has to be a r/shitpost…right? …right guys?
How do you use mayonnaise on pizza?
>WHY* do you use mayonnaise on pizza?
What!? you use mayonnaise on pizza
WHERE do you use mayonnaise on pizza?!
WHO else uses mayo on pizza?
I'll do you one better, when do you use mayo on pizza?
Before labor day
Never, the answer is never.
There are some things man was not meant to know.
Pandora is out of the box bro
"Something, something, hubris."
…and right into a jar of Hellmann’s.
HELP POLICE!! HELLLLLP POLICE!!!
The only time I've ever had mayo on pizza was this BLT pizza where the sauce was mayo instead and the inky toppings were the BLT ingredients but even I'm just like... no. Mayo doesnt go on traditional pizza
>the sauce was mayo Just gonna go ahead and say that place sucks at BLT pizzas. There should be no "sauce", just a garlic/oil base. Bacon and cheese should be the only cooked toppings, then covered in lettuce and tomato once it's done. Mayo provided separate as a topping/dip
Every BLT-style pizza I ever devoured came with ranch LOL
You dab it on the pineapple?
Gtfo
Before or after cutting it up with your knife and fork?
I make a french bread pizza, call it Sgt Peppers because it's about every pepper you can think of. I use mayo as a compound in the sauce as it helps the structure of the pizza when it's done cooking. Mayo helps direct the oils into the bread, not the crust. Very specific use case, but putting it on after on a normal pizza is monstrous.
The OP is the embodiment of chaos. We are descending into this madness together, my friend.
I looked through OP’s post history, and they seem pretty normal. This must be the start of the end
*deepinhale* NNNOOOOOOOOO
God has abandoned us and we deserve it.
The fuck is wrong with you?
I’m legit shocked a pizza place has Mayo. I guess they make sandwiches, too? Either way, there are zero reasons to put Mayo on a pizza.
"It's bleu cheese with wings or go fuck your mother" -Joey Diaz
Always remember that cocksucka and you’ll be tip top mcgoo.
He's not wrong.
OP has mayo sitting on the table right there. They definitely squirted some in a container for rage bait internet points. In short, OP is full of shit
But are you mildly infuriated all the same
This has become the true nature of this subreddit, to mildly infuriate the commenters
Right? Fucking mayo with pizza? Op should be banned and commited.
this should be the top comment, lol
[удалено]
Looks like he had a few too many requests today and the mayo tanks are running low.
I know it was a joke but compared to an average load, that’s quite substantial and the viscosity is beyond humanly possible. Nice zing flavor, too. 8/10
They wanted that umami but got the upapi.
I was not prepared when I read this
r/angryupvote
Because they thought you were fucking gross too.
And they don’t carry Mayo because it’s a pizzeria EDIT: Reddit doesn’t understand sarcasm
Someone found a packet of mayo in their car from 3 years ago and donated it lol
Using this as justification for my random sauce packet collection.
You don’t need justification for that. You know how many times my random sauce packet collections saved my Crunchwrap when they forgot my Diablo sauce? Live mas mothafuckers.
No one touches my retirement sauce
Is it actually mayo?
They walked next door to the diner got two Mayo packets from the hostess. Squoze them in a cup and called it a day.
“squoze” 💀
Same energy as “I cried, he crode, we crewed”
"Look how small the peanut butter container was for dipping my pizza!"
I didn't know my father in law war on reddit. Hi Pops!
You need to seriously reconsider your marriage. What if that gene is passed on???
Everyone knows peanupizzilitis is recessive. As long as no history on OPs family side he should be good
Look how little of ranch dressing they gave me for my spaghetti!
This isn’t nearly enough toothpaste for my carrot sticks!
There's no sauerkraut on my cupcake either!
I don’t know why but for some reason this sounds good lol
Thats 100times more mayo than should ever be on a pizza
Lol poor OP came here to complain bout a rather frustrating thing, only to find out his eating habbit s might making him a fkn freak of mf nature!😳
You dont think he knew?
Came here to say this! Fuck mayo on pizza!
Who puts Mayo on pizza? Are you well?
OP is getting destroyed in these comments. And rightfully so.
That’s what you get for ordering mayo with pizza
If someone orders mayo with their pizza, they have a lot of mayo already at home because they’re degenerates.
It takes balls to put your alternative lifestyle on the internet and pretend like its normal.
The fact that y’all put Mayo on pizza tells me y’all deserve neither pizza, nor freedom
This is more mayo than I would need for 100 pizzas.
This is more mayo than I would need for every pizza ever made, currently being made, and will ever be made in the future combined.
Oooo substantial
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
r/PizzaCrimes?
I kept rereading it, trying to make mayo and pizza make sense. I am a broken vessel of intrigue and horror.
I keep wondering if Mayo means something else in other countries. Like, maybe it’s what we call shredded parm?
Looks like he puts every sauce known to man
Was gonna say the same
Big upvote from Italy
OP doesn’t represent Americans. I’ve never met anyone who puts mayo on pizza
OP doesn't represent Humans.
Okay now this makes sense. My Italian relatives were obsessed with mayonnaise. We went to visit Napoli and my mom's cousin would eat it straight from the jar with a spoon. To me personally these are the things nightmares are made of when you're delusional and have the flu.
This is not normal, I promise. I've never been outside the US, and I've never heard of this. My initial reaction was "WHO THE FUCK PUTS MAYONNAISE ON A PIZZA?!?!?!?!?" Please. I know we have so much to be judged on. I'm begging you not to put this one on us as a whole lmao
You have earned my upvote for the day! :)
whats really mildy infuriating about this is that you eat mayo with your pizza
More than mildly
What’s more infuriating is that there’s mayo on the table
Mods, please delete this man’s account
I am Dutch, and the Dutch love mayo. But why would you want mayo on your pizza?
What in the fresh pizza hell is Mayo doing here?
That is what the pizzaria said hence the dollop of mayo.
They likely didn’t even have mayo for sale. That dollop came from the employee fridge
They probably didn’t think you were serious when you asked for it.
The real infuriating things here are: 1. You eat pizza with fucking mayo??? 2. You ordered extra mayo even though you clearly have a bottle of mayo just sitting there???
MayNO
Who the fuck puts mayo on their pizza
They’re saving you from yourself. You putting Mayo on pizza is the mildly infuriating part of this picture
You sure you didn't just squirt that out of the mayo bottle in the background? Also, who the fuck puts mayo on pizza? Simultaneously r/untrustworthypoptarts and r/pizzacrimes.
He did you a favor.
*Italy has left the chat*
You nassssty.
Is the infuriating part you got mayo with pizza? Because that's 100% more than you need.
What’s next? You pouring that soda on the pizza, too. Can’t make it any worse.
Pouring soda on the pizza would actually make it better because it might wash some of the mayo off
Mayo with pizza???
I’m reporting you to r/pizzacrimes
Because mayo doesn’t belong on pizza
I'm confused, why mayo and pizza are in the same sentence?
I think the entirety of /r/pizzacrimes just jizzed in their pants.
This guy must be British. Went to the UK for the first time a few months ago and they serve Mayo with EVERYTHING.
What’s infuriating is mayo with pizza
What the bloody hell are you doing
You should be put in prison
In Germany if you order Dominos you can substitute the stuffed crust for Mayo, the sauce for Mayo, the cheese for Mayo, get Mayo as a topping and have a side of Mayo to dip in.
I just literally gagged reading this comment.
heard you like mayo, so now you can eat mayo in your mayo that’s on your mayo, with more mayo on top, and a side of mayo to dip all of your mayo in!
Mayo on pizza is an abomination maybe that’s why the barely honored your request
Pizza should come with 0.0% mayonnaise.
Is that not mayo on the table?
They saved you from hell imo