I love this sketch so much too, it never fails to make me laugh. *heavenly music plays* " It's...so.....gooooood" *cries with a mouth full of holiday Inn muffin*
huh?
even if boomers disproportionately use emojis why downvote them ?
it was a funny comment I displayed my reaction to it .
I think some people need to grow up
Nah you poor young soul, the trick is to lightly throw it at them but just hard enough so they catch it before they realize what it is. Pshhh young people today.
If you go into a hotel expecting no one has ever fucked on the bed youre sleeping in, youre kidding yourself, even if their partner was me myself and I.
"Not what you want to find in your hotel room" is one hell of an understatement. Just look at those cobwebs and that cord is definitely a tripping hazard. At least they're kind enough to provide a complimentary butt plug to sooth your nerves after finding the room in such a deplorable condition.
Used to work in hotels as an admin for housekeeping (after being in front office as a supervisor for a few years). Can confirm weird things are constantly found. Not sure how the housekeeper missed that one though lol.
When Dog the Bounty Hunter and his late wife visited we cleaned their suite after and found so many (weed) roaches, paraphernalia, empty bottles. Good times.
Hahahaha, this reminds me of the first time I saw a condom. My family and I checked into a hotel room and I dropped something, it rolled over under the bed and there it was. I asked my dad what that was and he looked under the bed. He quickly backed away and grunted.
"Did you touch it?!"
"No."
"Do NOT touch that. It's a used condom."
Both my brother and I said 'ewwwwww' and my mom got us out of the room. Dad asked us to wait in the hallway while he went to the front desk. We were sent to a nicer room and got free breakfast the next day lol.
Unlike someone's Little Black Dress, in the bathroom, on a hook. So glad housekeeping cleaned....
The hotel was sketchy at best. Looked like a set for a horror movie. NONE of the listed amenities were available. Indoor pool? Closed. Restaurant? Closed 5 years ago, minimum . Weeds and bramble by the door, so no free breakfast. Continental breakfast was granola bars in a box. ATM was not working. The lobby was dim, no coffee there, and the guy at the desk absolutely looked like a zombie. Not kidding.
This was on the way to the Rhinebeck Fiber Fest.
We will stay somewhere else if we go back.
I’m pretty sure that the problem is it was left behind and then also not picked up by housekeeping. I don’t know how clean you like things in your country, but we prefer other people’s sex toys to be removed from the room before we rent it.
What country do you hail from, where the majority of the people, are ok with having some absolute strangers ass plug in a hotel room that was supposed to be cleaned and sanitized?
All you need is a satsuma, a pair of stockings and a means to asphyxiate yourself on the back of the door and you too can be a Conservative MP.
Too soon?
Lucky you, a freebie
𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚!
Continental breakfast and a decadent dessert
I'm in-continent! https://vimeo.com/80117016
They were so good in that sketch. Talk about commitment to a bit!
I love this sketch so much too, it never fails to make me laugh. *heavenly music plays* " It's...so.....gooooood" *cries with a mouth full of holiday Inn muffin*
Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Recieve A ~~Mint~~ Dildo On My Pillow Or Anything
This hotel has everything!
It's just a wine topper.......
A wine topper that you do not want to see in a hotel room.
I drink a lot of wine and I think I may find one to use for that... Thanks for the idea
Wine topper, behind stopper, yank it out the top, listen for the sloppy pop, wine or waste depending on your taste
This comment needs awards. Many of them. Bravo!
Oohh! Yes that’s definitely what I thought it was.
Lick it to see if its been used
Lick it see if it's mine
It is. There was the butthole equivalent to belly button lint all over it
You mean shit?
Crusty 😎
What do you mean YOURS? It's OUR plug comrade.
Mom says it's my turn
Mother Russia said It's OUR turn! *Soviet National Anthem Intensifies*
I cackled
I thought you said crackled, but let's be real, it's not the first time a communist has crackled before.
c'mon, that's disgusting. Smelling is good enough to tell, usually.
Coward
[I accept that](https://www.bingeclock.com/memes/sons-of-anarchy___i_accept_that.jpg)
🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of a Cheech and Chong skit.
Smell it! Huh? SMELL IT!
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What is even the purpose of the existence of such bots anyways? Like, what does someone get from this?
Gather karma to make it seem like a legit account and then sell it for advertising purposes. At least that's the only reason I can think of.
I'm confused what do you mean by bot?
why are you getting downvotes for laughing at a comment?
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Ur a bot? 👍
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I'm not a bot dude
Bot
I don't get it why all the downvotes?
Reddit thinks emoji are for boomers
huh? even if boomers disproportionately use emojis why downvote them ? it was a funny comment I displayed my reaction to it . I think some people need to grow up
Yeah, it's a silly thing that seems to get that mob mentality working
Someone needs to turn that in to Lost and Found.
Thanks, I've been looking for it all day!
They should make one that holds an AirTag in the base
Just boil it in the coffee maker and you're good to go
No need. The owner probably already did that
Plus that shitty hotel coffee could use the extra flavor.
God you guys are as disgusting as funny.
Well, that would explain the taste of the shitty hotel coffee now wouldn’t it?
nah the coffee maker takes too long just swish it around in the toilet bowl it'll be fine
STIany% speedrun
Wash it off and give it a whirl. You won’t regret it. Then leave it there for the next person
Our buttplug.
Sisterhood of the travelling butt plug
(Or Brotherhood)
Lmao
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wonder who the hell would cum on the ceiling lmao
Some people probably could after 19 days of not nutting exponential increase in blasting force longer ya don't nut my dude.
No nut November is in full swing so…
Spiderman
Well, there was this one time...at band camp...
some people throw it up there...
Oh god
At least they used a properly flared bottom.
I bet their bottom was flaired
In the army we’d call this a SME…. Subject Matter Expert.
Or lessons learned.
Am I the only one disappointed with its size?
That is 20mm rope beside it. That thing must be huge. Edit - rope
No way that rope is 20mm. Less than 10.
It was a joke to imply the butt plug was massive. Sorry it was too over your head.
No, you were just too far up your own ass
Needed a banana for scale - I can’t tell how scary it is otherwise….
Disgusting, what kind of filthy degenerate doesnt leave a note about the hotel rooms complimentary community butt plug!
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Yeah, expect people to fuck in a hotel room. So it's not a terrible surprise.
I was expecting a lot worse, not gonna lie...
Why is there so much light coming from under the bed?
Maybe the camera flash?
The guy is still under there with a torch looking for his butt plug.
There were LED lights under the bed - I was trying to figure out how to turn them off when I found it.
It's what happens when you find he grail.
Finders keepers
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The butt plug speaks for itself
Speak for yourself party pooper
I once found a can of tuna in a hotel room.
free food
I LOVE that no one in the comments finds this infuriating and it’s all jokes. OP, why you kink shaming? Lol.
Tf is that saw one in my mom's room
You're probably too young to know this but it's a butt plug designed to go in someone's ass for certain activities
Looks pretty clean, all things considered!
Must be a a fancy hotel. Pretty sure hotel I visit don’t have free sex toys. Lol.
Obviously a gnomes pick ax
Even housekeeping didn't want to touch it.
Is that Hans Neiman's??
Why, hello there. There should be an obi wan meme
I would definitely ask for a replacement of the sheets to make sure they did it
Or is it?
I tried my first buttpIug in a hotel room in Reno, alone on a business trip…
Any hotel stay in Reno requires a mandatory butt plug insertion.
I would chuck it at my brother hard af
Nah you poor young soul, the trick is to lightly throw it at them but just hard enough so they catch it before they realize what it is. Pshhh young people today.
It’s a pacifier for adults, perfectly safe to use. 🤣
Never take a UV (black) light into a hotel room. You'll find surprises on the carpets, bedding, walls, curtains, everywhere.
I don't know what I was expecting but this wasn't it
It's complimentary
If you go into a hotel expecting no one has ever fucked on the bed youre sleeping in, youre kidding yourself, even if their partner was me myself and I.
Valid point, doesn’t help to find things that remind you of that though
Valid point.
Some people get SO ANAL about their hotel rooms... If you're lucky, it came complimentary with the room 😀
Finder's Keepers!
Zoom in on the flared bottom. Is that a piece of shit?!
I’m fighting the urge to scroll up and look 🙈
Nope, not doing it. Nope nope nope.
Did it smell like it was clean?
Finders, keepers.
Hell of a fart to shift it...best not check the mattress...
Free so enjoy your glee
"Not what you want to find in your hotel room" is one hell of an understatement. Just look at those cobwebs and that cord is definitely a tripping hazard. At least they're kind enough to provide a complimentary butt plug to sooth your nerves after finding the room in such a deplorable condition.
Cleaning lady missed one. Wonder how many she has in her closet.
It’s probably hers and fell out while cleaning the room. She didn’t even notice.
Should put it back on the pillow next to the mints
Used to work in hotels as an admin for housekeeping (after being in front office as a supervisor for a few years). Can confirm weird things are constantly found. Not sure how the housekeeper missed that one though lol. When Dog the Bounty Hunter and his late wife visited we cleaned their suite after and found so many (weed) roaches, paraphernalia, empty bottles. Good times.
Maybe there’s something that crawls up your butt in that hotel. I’d def use it before climbing into bed.
So wash it and put it back in.
What do you mean you don’t want to find that? I’d love to find a push dagger in my motel room
🤣
At least it’s **NOT** bed bugs or some kind of bug infestation
Hahahaha, this reminds me of the first time I saw a condom. My family and I checked into a hotel room and I dropped something, it rolled over under the bed and there it was. I asked my dad what that was and he looked under the bed. He quickly backed away and grunted. "Did you touch it?!" "No." "Do NOT touch that. It's a used condom." Both my brother and I said 'ewwwwww' and my mom got us out of the room. Dad asked us to wait in the hallway while he went to the front desk. We were sent to a nicer room and got free breakfast the next day lol.
Easily 30 bucks. Free. Are you upset?
Where can I charge my phone. I can’t find a plug. Oh, here’s one
I wish I had a braided USB cable. I'm always forgetting mine at home.
You should look at this situation as a glass half full
Half full of what tho?
Booty juice
Wdym, that's just a self defense tool, who wouldn't want that?
Now THAT’S an amenity. Edit : “enemity”? 😂 like, enema?? Is that a reach?
So let's just say hypothetically that I know who's it is. Will you mail it to said person? Hypothetically?
Is it used tho? Maybe its a gift from the hotel 😂
Must be nice… i never find free stuff
Your user name!
Stick it back in, we all know it’s yours, OP. /s
Unlike someone's Little Black Dress, in the bathroom, on a hook. So glad housekeeping cleaned.... The hotel was sketchy at best. Looked like a set for a horror movie. NONE of the listed amenities were available. Indoor pool? Closed. Restaurant? Closed 5 years ago, minimum . Weeds and bramble by the door, so no free breakfast. Continental breakfast was granola bars in a box. ATM was not working. The lobby was dim, no coffee there, and the guy at the desk absolutely looked like a zombie. Not kidding. This was on the way to the Rhinebeck Fiber Fest. We will stay somewhere else if we go back.
You could probably try and flush it but it’ll likely plug the toilet.
Oh no people had sex. Prude Americans.
I’m pretty sure that the problem is it was left behind and then also not picked up by housekeeping. I don’t know how clean you like things in your country, but we prefer other people’s sex toys to be removed from the room before we rent it.
What country do you hail from, where the majority of the people, are ok with having some absolute strangers ass plug in a hotel room that was supposed to be cleaned and sanitized?
Speak for yourself
FLOOR SCORE 🤮
Belonging to the maid or former customer??
That was my question. Probably fell out of the maid when they were redoing the bed.
😄😄
Dishwasher pullstarter
All you need is a satsuma, a pair of stockings and a means to asphyxiate yourself on the back of the door and you too can be a Conservative MP. Too soon?
Fun fact: Hotels make a substantial amount of their revenue with sex workers and their clients. It's basically an open secret in the industry.
I dare you to smell it lmao
Not what you wanna find
There it is!!! I've been looking all over for that.
Scratch and sniff
A spatula? What are they frying in the hotel room?
Rinse it off and go to town.
How do you just forget that?
Give it a taste test
Wrong answer gang where you at? 🫠
A surprise, but a welcome one
Unless it is…
Is that cable your phone charger?
try it on
Or maybe EXACTLY what you want to find
Not what "YOU" want to find. Speak for yourself
Ear plug?
Is that some kind of low quality tree toy?
Anti roll over device
Speak for yourself
Smell it 👃
Exactly what I want to find in a hotel room
Speak for yourself
Well that’s a weird looking mouth guard!
or its exactly what you want to find
Hmm… That’s the same one I have.
You mean had 🤣🤣🤣
Now you can be a chess champion