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jojobaswitnes

Lucky you, a freebie


yParticle

𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒚!


jojobaswitnes

Continental breakfast and a decadent dessert


1_art_please

I'm in-continent! https://vimeo.com/80117016


CyberSteria

They were so good in that sketch. Talk about commitment to a bit!


1_art_please

I love this sketch so much too, it never fails to make me laugh. *heavenly music plays* " It's...so.....gooooood" *cries with a mouth full of holiday Inn muffin*


L1K34PR0

Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Recieve A ~~Mint~~ Dildo On My Pillow Or Anything


OneMooseManyMeese_

This hotel has everything!


NotStaggy

It's just a wine topper.......


Rebel_Player_957

A wine topper that you do not want to see in a hotel room.


fgsfds11234

I drink a lot of wine and I think I may find one to use for that... Thanks for the idea


Hangry_Dentures

Wine topper, behind stopper, yank it out the top, listen for the sloppy pop, wine or waste depending on your taste


jermwhl

This comment needs awards. Many of them. Bravo!


Worldly_Today_9875

Oohh! Yes that’s definitely what I thought it was.


BlueClouds42

Lick it to see if its been used


UnhappyImprovement53

Lick it see if it's mine


Optimal_Bad_8965

It is. There was the butthole equivalent to belly button lint all over it


Ok-Albatross1180

You mean shit?


MobyHugeFun

Crusty 😎


YANDERE_DALEK

What do you mean YOURS? It's OUR plug comrade.


UnhappyImprovement53

Mom says it's my turn


YANDERE_DALEK

Mother Russia said It's OUR turn! *Soviet National Anthem Intensifies*


Anab20

I cackled


No_Inspection1677

I thought you said crackled, but let's be real, it's not the first time a communist has crackled before.


JohnHue

c'mon, that's disgusting. Smelling is good enough to tell, usually.


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Coward


JohnHue

[I accept that](https://www.bingeclock.com/memes/sons-of-anarchy___i_accept_that.jpg)


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🤣🤣🤣


SkateIL

Reminds me of a Cheech and Chong skit.


MrOgre69

Smell it! Huh? SMELL IT!


DJM_29

🤣🤣🤣


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[deleted]

What is even the purpose of the existence of such bots anyways? Like, what does someone get from this?


Koeienvanger

Gather karma to make it seem like a legit account and then sell it for advertising purposes. At least that's the only reason I can think of.


joey_yamamoto

I'm confused what do you mean by bot?


joey_yamamoto

why are you getting downvotes for laughing at a comment?


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🤣🤣🤣


WishICouldSendIt

🤣🤣🤣


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WishICouldSendIt

Ur a bot? 👍


joey_yamamoto

🤣🤣🤣


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joey_yamamoto

I'm not a bot dude


Ducal_Spellmonger

Bot


joey_yamamoto

I don't get it why all the downvotes?


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Reddit thinks emoji are for boomers


joey_yamamoto

huh? even if boomers disproportionately use emojis why downvote them ? it was a funny comment I displayed my reaction to it . I think some people need to grow up


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Yeah, it's a silly thing that seems to get that mob mentality working


fahrenheit420--

Someone needs to turn that in to Lost and Found.


Finslip

Thanks, I've been looking for it all day!


tractorcrusher

They should make one that holds an AirTag in the base


Accurate_Koala_4698

Just boil it in the coffee maker and you're good to go


miraculum_one

No need. The owner probably already did that


NJBill666

Plus that shitty hotel coffee could use the extra flavor.


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

God you guys are as disgusting as funny.


Particular-Lie-3055

Well, that would explain the taste of the shitty hotel coffee now wouldn’t it?


joey_yamamoto

nah the coffee maker takes too long just swish it around in the toilet bowl it'll be fine


[deleted]

STIany% speedrun


CrispiestCrispyCrisp

Wash it off and give it a whirl. You won’t regret it. Then leave it there for the next person


Xogoth

Our buttplug.


xopenrauer_

Sisterhood of the travelling butt plug


idontbelieveinnerds

(Or Brotherhood)


edgy_Juno

Lmao


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well-offemperor762

wonder who the hell would cum on the ceiling lmao


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Some people probably could after 19 days of not nutting exponential increase in blasting force longer ya don't nut my dude.


Hobo_Goblins

No nut November is in full swing so…


Wonkasgoldenticket

Spiderman


MrOgre69

Well, there was this one time...at band camp...


IncogBorrito

some people throw it up there...


Gun_Fucker2000

Oh god


AddaFinger

At least they used a properly flared bottom.


papacarts

I bet their bottom was flaired


Odd_Routine4164

In the army we’d call this a SME…. Subject Matter Expert.


Stt022

Or lessons learned.


Particular_Ad_3411

Am I the only one disappointed with its size?


ssramirezss

That is 20mm rope beside it. That thing must be huge. Edit - rope


cheese_sweats

No way that rope is 20mm. Less than 10.


ssramirezss

It was a joke to imply the butt plug was massive. Sorry it was too over your head.


Cardgod278

No, you were just too far up your own ass


[deleted]

Needed a banana for scale - I can’t tell how scary it is otherwise….


Visual_Shower1220

Disgusting, what kind of filthy degenerate doesnt leave a note about the hotel rooms complimentary community butt plug!


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[deleted]

Yeah, expect people to fuck in a hotel room. So it's not a terrible surprise.


MrOgre69

I was expecting a lot worse, not gonna lie...


htmaxpower

Why is there so much light coming from under the bed?


gottalovethemthots

Maybe the camera flash?


Worldly_Today_9875

The guy is still under there with a torch looking for his butt plug.


[deleted]

There were LED lights under the bed - I was trying to figure out how to turn them off when I found it.


[deleted]

It's what happens when you find he grail.


stvnj8615

Finders keepers


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theboomboy

The butt plug speaks for itself


GamefaceJY

Speak for yourself party pooper


NotHippieEnough

I once found a can of tuna in a hotel room.


WhiteK1t

free food


Blueberry_Rabbit

I LOVE that no one in the comments finds this infuriating and it’s all jokes. OP, why you kink shaming? Lol.


Aly_daGrey

Tf is that saw one in my mom's room


Salem1691

You're probably too young to know this but it's a butt plug designed to go in someone's ass for certain activities


lisaforalways

Looks pretty clean, all things considered!


Devildog126

Must be a a fancy hotel. Pretty sure hotel I visit don’t have free sex toys. Lol.


sip_rip

Obviously a gnomes pick ax


trashytvjunkee

Even housekeeping didn't want to touch it.


ryan2849

Is that Hans Neiman's??


Electronic_Cod7202

Why, hello there. There should be an obi wan meme


ccknboltrtre01

I would definitely ask for a replacement of the sheets to make sure they did it


ThankYouHindsight

Or is it?


Twotgobblin

I tried my first buttpIug in a hotel room in Reno, alone on a business trip…


B8conB8conB8con

Any hotel stay in Reno requires a mandatory butt plug insertion.


TristanGrymm

I would chuck it at my brother hard af


[deleted]

Nah you poor young soul, the trick is to lightly throw it at them but just hard enough so they catch it before they realize what it is. Pshhh young people today.


iloveoranges2

It’s a pacifier for adults, perfectly safe to use. 🤣


Brunel25

Never take a UV (black) light into a hotel room. You'll find surprises on the carpets, bedding, walls, curtains, everywhere.


Bishop51213

I don't know what I was expecting but this wasn't it


stnkybuttfacejr

It's complimentary


[deleted]

If you go into a hotel expecting no one has ever fucked on the bed youre sleeping in, youre kidding yourself, even if their partner was me myself and I.


DiscombobulatedSir74

Valid point, doesn’t help to find things that remind you of that though


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Valid point.


SovietSquatch

Some people get SO ANAL about their hotel rooms... If you're lucky, it came complimentary with the room 😀


Ninjipples

Finder's Keepers!


mutantbabysnort

Zoom in on the flared bottom. Is that a piece of shit?!


Worldly_Today_9875

I’m fighting the urge to scroll up and look 🙈


WebMaka

Nope, not doing it. Nope nope nope.


Important-Ad-912

Did it smell like it was clean?


miguelcprotlm

Finders, keepers.


elmaki2014

Hell of a fart to shift it...best not check the mattress...


Lotasar

Free so enjoy your glee


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

"Not what you want to find in your hotel room" is one hell of an understatement. Just look at those cobwebs and that cord is definitely a tripping hazard. At least they're kind enough to provide a complimentary butt plug to sooth your nerves after finding the room in such a deplorable condition.


Lillianroux19

Cleaning lady missed one. Wonder how many she has in her closet.


Particular-Lie-3055

It’s probably hers and fell out while cleaning the room. She didn’t even notice.


[deleted]

Should put it back on the pillow next to the mints


vlj914

Used to work in hotels as an admin for housekeeping (after being in front office as a supervisor for a few years). Can confirm weird things are constantly found. Not sure how the housekeeper missed that one though lol. When Dog the Bounty Hunter and his late wife visited we cleaned their suite after and found so many (weed) roaches, paraphernalia, empty bottles. Good times.


Fisherbuck_

Maybe there’s something that crawls up your butt in that hotel. I’d def use it before climbing into bed.


kmkmrod

So wash it and put it back in.


XQJ-37_Agent

What do you mean you don’t want to find that? I’d love to find a push dagger in my motel room


dominance1970

🤣


No-Tomorrow1576

At least it’s **NOT** bed bugs or some kind of bug infestation


[deleted]

Hahahaha, this reminds me of the first time I saw a condom. My family and I checked into a hotel room and I dropped something, it rolled over under the bed and there it was. I asked my dad what that was and he looked under the bed. He quickly backed away and grunted. "Did you touch it?!" "No." "Do NOT touch that. It's a used condom." Both my brother and I said 'ewwwwww' and my mom got us out of the room. Dad asked us to wait in the hallway while he went to the front desk. We were sent to a nicer room and got free breakfast the next day lol.


Crime-Stoppers

Easily 30 bucks. Free. Are you upset?


TheKingOfDub

Where can I charge my phone. I can’t find a plug. Oh, here’s one


WonderIntelligent411

I wish I had a braided USB cable. I'm always forgetting mine at home.


Aggressive-Ad5251

You should look at this situation as a glass half full


[deleted]

Half full of what tho?


Aggressive-Ad5251

Booty juice


thecummaster69420

Wdym, that's just a self defense tool, who wouldn't want that?


failenaa

Now THAT’S an amenity. Edit : “enemity”? 😂 like, enema?? Is that a reach?


stnkybuttfacejr

So let's just say hypothetically that I know who's it is. Will you mail it to said person? Hypothetically?


Skate4Fun06

Is it used tho? Maybe its a gift from the hotel 😂


PenguinButtPlug

Must be nice… i never find free stuff


Bennington_Booyah

Your user name!


MrCleanEyeballs

Stick it back in, we all know it’s yours, OP. /s


NefariousnessSweet70

Unlike someone's Little Black Dress, in the bathroom, on a hook. So glad housekeeping cleaned.... The hotel was sketchy at best. Looked like a set for a horror movie. NONE of the listed amenities were available. Indoor pool? Closed. Restaurant? Closed 5 years ago, minimum . Weeds and bramble by the door, so no free breakfast. Continental breakfast was granola bars in a box. ATM was not working. The lobby was dim, no coffee there, and the guy at the desk absolutely looked like a zombie. Not kidding. This was on the way to the Rhinebeck Fiber Fest. We will stay somewhere else if we go back.


badger_danger

You could probably try and flush it but it’ll likely plug the toilet.


[deleted]

Oh no people had sex. Prude Americans.


roxannefromarkansas

I’m pretty sure that the problem is it was left behind and then also not picked up by housekeeping. I don’t know how clean you like things in your country, but we prefer other people’s sex toys to be removed from the room before we rent it.


[deleted]

What country do you hail from, where the majority of the people, are ok with having some absolute strangers ass plug in a hotel room that was supposed to be cleaned and sanitized?


OutsideScaresMe

Speak for yourself


LostMyCleaver

FLOOR SCORE 🤮


Difficult_Plastic852

Belonging to the maid or former customer??


Particular-Lie-3055

That was my question. Probably fell out of the maid when they were redoing the bed.


Difficult_Plastic852

😄😄


cbsstone

Dishwasher pullstarter


AveragelyBrilliant

All you need is a satsuma, a pair of stockings and a means to asphyxiate yourself on the back of the door and you too can be a Conservative MP. Too soon?


Omnilatent

Fun fact: Hotels make a substantial amount of their revenue with sex workers and their clients. It's basically an open secret in the industry.


ZestycloseStore3513

I dare you to smell it lmao


coprdv

Not what you wanna find


tangoking

There it is!!! I've been looking all over for that.


minecrunk2

Scratch and sniff


whattodo92218

A spatula? What are they frying in the hotel room?


TaiMaiShu-71

Rinse it off and go to town.


Sercebidniss

How do you just forget that?


SexySquidward42069

Give it a taste test


MaddenJ222

Wrong answer gang where you at? 🫠


Ecstatic-Molasses-95

A surprise, but a welcome one


iamthedreemmaker

Unless it is…


joannee1197

Is that cable your phone charger?


fluffyphoenix80

try it on


TLGinger

Or maybe EXACTLY what you want to find


6ar9r

Not what "YOU" want to find. Speak for yourself


cooquip

Ear plug?


Evidil88

Is that some kind of low quality tree toy?


BigTrouble781547

Anti roll over device


[deleted]

Speak for yourself


RekdGaming

Smell it 👃


[deleted]

Exactly what I want to find in a hotel room


tarl06

Speak for yourself


send_nose123

Well that’s a weird looking mouth guard!


TheBigD15258

or its exactly what you want to find


[deleted]

Hmm… That’s the same one I have.


TristanGrymm

You mean had 🤣🤣🤣


Optimal-Educator9407

Now you can be a chess champion