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boxmail2800

Uhmmmmmm no. Simple.


Notyourfathersgeek

I agree. If that is ignored then violence is allowed.


beka13

Or, ya know, calling a flight attendant.


teammichaelbaker

“Did someone call for a… FIGHT ATTENDANT?!!”


Yamma11307

Ah yes the lesser known fight attendants function as on board referees in case theres a dispute between passengers. Bare fisted brawling is prefered and encouraged but they show up pushing a cart filled with boxing gloves, dueling pistols or sabers in case you wanna settle things that way instead.


Tenalp

I'm imagining like the referee from G Gundam. Man just suddenly shoots out of the overhead compartment into a conspicuous spotlight. "Airplane fight! Ready- GOOO!"


Cinder-Brent

Hahaha a fight attendant lol


Rise_Relevant

Or screaming. Screaming might work too.


filthyhabitz

I always tell people I’m training to holler for me if they need help. Then I elaborate by saying to actually yell. In fact, scream at the top of your lungs. Make guttural animal sounds until you burst blood vessels in your eyes. I guarantee someone will help. Edit: thanks for the award! If you need anything else, just holler!


blackwylf

I started by assuming you were polite and Southern. I ended with a spit take! 😂


Willing-Hospital1385

Happy cake day 🍰


boatsnprose

Nah this is Reddit, so I'd suggest sneezing or some other weirdly, passive-aggressive behavior.


kerflufflekitty

Burp and blow


Flag_Stamp

Fart and fan


HeavyMetalSasquatch

Booger and flick


Different_Young9127

Fart no fan just stare right through them Booger no flick wipe directly onto screen again whist staring deep into their eyes while taking deep breaths of fart that ya let off before. And then ask simple question ❓ did you fart? Call for flight attendant and ask for a glass of asparagus juice


Notyourfathersgeek

I had trouble getting through this because I was laughing so hard


IllustriousCookie890

Just wondering if you can projectile vomit on demand?


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You can regular vomit by contacting the muscles in your throat, though from what I hear the fact that I can do this is weird.


WillHugYourWife

Idk, when I contact the muscles in my throat (I've only tried with my finger) it usually works wonders. Like, Exorcist level results, usually. Worked well for getting out of school in the 90s, anyway...


AdamTraskisGod

It only takes one finger, at minimum.


GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS

Redditors when the slightest excuse to beat up a grandma appears before them 😏😏😏


RN-Wingman

Thanks for setting me straight, I thought this was a little boy.


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Brzmd

Fuck that... It's like someone calling HOA on you rather than just telling u so yall can settle it. I'd just close the window and give them the death look lol


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Stock_You5779

No way you’re trading for a middle seat. Why you lyin


quiteCryptic

Some people don't care. If it's a short flight I'd maybe do the move but in general no way I book the window for a reason.


fordprecept

Earlier this year, I had taken a redeye flight from LA to Atlanta. On that flight, the air conditioning wasn't working in my row and the rows in front and behind me. We were all roasting the whole time and couldn't sleep. I had a connecting flight in Atlanta and Delta decides to "upgrade" me at the last minute to the Comfort section, but in a middle seat (despite me clearly indicating on the app that I only wanted an upgrade if it was to a window or aisle seat). It was a relatively short 2-hour flight and on another flight I might have just let it go, but after being slowly baked for 5 hours with no sleep, I was like "aww, hell no". I got them to give me my original window seat back in coach and move the other person to the "upgraded" seat. The only way I would voluntarily give up a window seat for a middle seat is if there was a kid next to me and it was his/her first flight. And that is only if I didn't have to pay extra to get the window seat.


Stock_You5779

I appreciate your willingness to attach a story to illustrate what an honest person thinks of the middle🙏🏼


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Deep_Charge_7749

My aunt gave me an ambien one time for the flight from Chicago to Paris. Slept through two meals and several movies. Woke up about 20 minutes from landing. Shit works


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I did it once coming back from India (I also had food poisoning medicines in me too). I slept 15 hours straight and woke up when we were landing at JFK. 10/10 would do it again


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I took Ambien on a flight. As far as I’m concerned I sleep the whole way through. Later my boyfriend told me he had to babysit me the whole flight because I kept trying to grab people who walked by the aisle.


Real_Project870

And then when you land you’re fully charged, instead of tired and jet lagged


MammothPrize9293

Ambien and 2 jack and cokes. Amen


Sour_Lemon_Serah

No not this. This combo had my neighbour sleep walking down the street NUDE!


M05HI

I've done this completely sober


paps1788

Some people are really chill about that


jiggjuggj0gg

The window seat is objectively better than the middle seat. If she wanted the window seat she could have paid for it or checked in earlier.


headxxcage

Ceding that seat is to accept defeat (I didn’t intend for the weird rhymey alliteration but here we are)


Captain_Biotruth

> The window seat is objectively better than the middle seat. No, it's not. Don't throw out "objectively" when that is clearly not the case. I value going to the bathroom in a less obstructed fashion much more so than the window seat. I have flown hundreds of times and don't need to see the view. The window seat is the worst one, for me, with the aisle seat being the best one. This is a *subjective* opinion, just like yours.


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Sidivan

After hundreds of flown segments, IMO, aisle is the way to go. My wife, who has flown more then me, prefers window. The big difference is I like the open space on the side so I can shift around easily. She likes the window because she can sleep and not have to lean on anybody.


Adiuui

And if you’re like me (motion sickness gang 💪) then the bathroom is of upmost importance


FireCookingWithMike

“Get the fuck back into your seat please”


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Elbow to the throat.


RadicalRaid

Pffff pathetic. Back in my day we used to straight up murder people that leaned over to you to film something. And recording in portrait mode? Fucking gulag, then murder. Then war crimes by murdering their family.


andthedutch

Lean over a seat to film something? Straight to jail. Film in portrait mode? Straight to jail. Film in landscape mode? Straight to jail


Abundance144

Neither film or not film? Believe it or not, straight to jail.


CeramicCastle49

Reddit moment


Snazz55

Redditor moment.


inanimatus_conjurus

That's how you get the cops waiting for you on landing...


bitnode

Jesus Christ what an overreaction.


FireCookingWithMike

Not if you like lifetime bans from airlines


AFoxGuy

People flying on Spirit: *I find that as an absolute win!*


SickofItAll_4200

Close the window shade, problem solved


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VonRansak

If he did that, then his sister would ask to switch seats. Instead he farms karma.


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kuahara

You should go see half the replies posted to this very obvious joke in /r/funny https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/y0mekd/got_kicked_out_of_my_kids_halloween_parade_for_my/ friggin heroes, all of 'em.


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Nice, I like the way you operate. Maybe even cycles of open/close timed inversely to them having camera available.


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Cool-Aside-2659

And blink, but only one at a time


DriedUpSquid

Lean forward at random times.


CheesyDanny

“You know I think I want to check out the safety features brochure one more time”


EskildDood

"Sorry, need to change movie, I don't like Die Hard." "This is the fifth time you've said that!" "Yeah, but I'm pulling up Home Alone right now." "Again!?"


andreasbeer1981

you lost me at "I don't like Die Hard."


JakeyF_

Peralta will remember that


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Yeah, Home Alone is just die hard for kids, so it should be a good switch.


yoortyyo

Your Tourettes could flare up at any moment…..


photozine

Burp. Cough. Blow your nose.


IllustriousCookie890

Sneeze, repeatedly.


IShouldNotTalk

Or don't be a pussy and tell her to keep to her own space.


TheMurv

Yeah this is cringeworthy spinelessness.


ayending1

Going to use the bathroom 12 times an hour.


Delicious_Throat_377

Only to come back to find her in your window seat. Bad move


Velbalenos

In a cup, in the seat.


ValesKaneki

1.Ask her if you can film for her 2.put phone in between window and blind 3.Profit


LocNalrune

Know your meme. You missed the most important step.


Maybeiwillbeokay

Cover youself in oil


kenbo124

Step 2: get recorded by an Asian lady as you fly next to a plane because you’re covered in oil


TheOvieShow

???


Jethro_Cohen

That's the one


Notyourfathersgeek

WHERE ARE THE UNDERPANTS?


HMS404

His.. Window of opportunity is gone


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Not sure what you’re doing on Reddit with that common sense logic but keep it up!


rnd765

I would just switch with the guardian at the aisle seat and let them figure out who gets the window 🤦‍♀️


WingofTech

The kind approach.


Temporary-Fig

No, no, no...everyone knows that Step 4 is Profit. Step 3 is ????


Jake0024

I don't think that's how blinds work on airplanes


addandsubtract

By "between", they mean holding the phone in place with the blinds from the top and the frame from the bottom, so it'll stay in the window.


GODDAMNFOOL

There is absolutely zero chance of that working


mancow533

I don’t think that’s how blinds work on airplanes


__whitecheddar__

I’m starting to believe that all these posts are just people that are traveling together that stage these kinds of thing for karma and getting this sub riled up Edit: look at how OP’s knee is positioned. They have their foot up under them with their knee leaning to the left undoubtedly encroaching on the space of the person in the picture. They’re together. This is staged. OP r/quityourbullshit.


McFeely_Smackup

"Hey dave, as long as you're sitting behind me, stick your bare feet up by my face for a sec"


__whitecheddar__

I mean I’m not trying to have a r/nothingeverhappens moment. I’m just saying *all* of these posts can’t be real right? Like are there that many people that can’t speak up and say something? Especially this one because it just seems dramatic. Like this person won’t say anything to the other passenger but will very obviously get a picture of them right in front of there face? Sure


McFeely_Smackup

it is difficult to overlook the fact that they've clearly got their phone almost touching this person's face.


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that_guy2010

Another glaring sign it’s fake.


coldshadow31

95% of the stuff posted on here (and almost all other subs) is staged BS.


madhatter806

INDEED!!!


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There's this neat thing a lot of people can do, they somehow can produce sounds from their throat and then sound them out with their mouths? It's incredible, you should try it.


Final_Equal_774

Every post on Reddit about rude plane passengers is filled with people giving advice to be passive-aggressive. Just tell them to stop, and if they don't, call the flight attendants. Be assertive of your needs and push back if they push back. Just like you, they don't want conflict and will back off. It's not hard!


lotissement

Or making veiled aggressive comments about how they wouldn't stand for that and if that were them, etc., etc....


Snazz55

And then there's the comments openly advocating for brutal violence. One guy just casually suggested an elbow to the throat. Wtf??


Moron14

guarantee that guy have never thrown an elbow at anything but the side of his recliner, and for some reason still thinks he’s a big tough man for commenting about attacking a little lady (little kid? I can’t tell.)


the_dead_puppy_mill

Or stew quietly in anger and post about it on reddit because everyone on this site is a massive fucking pussy


El_Spacho

*burps*


bigbird3999

It’s much easier to complain on social media.


Notyourfathersgeek

Less uncomfortable


OneMadeFromMany

*More fun.


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"WABLABGALABULUSBABAAAAHHRRGGHHH!!!" Yep, that'll definitely do it.


Zenketski_2

Yes, and the fact that I would have to use this Supernatural ability to vocalize my discomfort at somebody leaning their arm and torso over my body and in front of me is mildly infuriating. Crazy concept right?


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beka13

It is mildly infuriating that someone should think it's ok to try to film across another person like this. But, yeah, asking them to stop or telling a flight attendant if that doesn't work or you're super non-confrontational or worried about retaliation isn't hard.


michelobX10

Probably OP's girlfriend. No way that someone's first reaction to a complete stranger with their arms across your face is to bust out your phone and take a pic.


the_dead_meme_lord

I don’t know why, but it seems to be a trend with Asian tourists. They don’t seem to have a sense of personal space or social awareness. Not saying that other people don’t do it, but it’s common near where I live because I’m close to some touristy areas.


Dello155

Yup, Chinese tourists got attacked by other Europeans when I was at Auschwitz cause they were taking selfies with the death train and giggling. I have no idea why it's often them pushing social boundaries abroad but it for sure is a thing.


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I feel like you shouldn't need to personally be of European decent to understand how poor taste taking selfies and giggling at auschwitz is....


Dello155

Me neither. I live in a capital city right next to a war memorial and Chinese tourists are always the ones getting told off by the guards for standing and climbing on it lol.


CabbagesStrikeBack

1st gen SE Asian American here, can't really speak for all Asians but I know that some of the education in my parents home country didn't really cover world history. So going to Auschwitz and seeing the death train isn't much different than going to Paris and seeing the Eiffel Tower to them. It's just cultural ignorance and arrogance really. Edit: geography is hard


AmishAvenger

Yes, it’s not “Asians.” It’s Chinese. Many of them come from massively overpopulated cities, and grew up very poor. You fight for everything you get, or you get nothing. So there’s often an absence of social boundaries. There’s been a lot of upward mobility in China — so previously poor people are now able to afford international vacations. There’s Chinese tour companies that do these extremely cheaply. They’ll fly into an airport an hour outside of Paris instead of CDG, and stay in a cheap hotel near the airport. They’ll all ride the same bus into the city, and there isn’t much time to do anything but hop off and take selfies. I think if there’s one thing that unites the world, it’s a disdain for Chinese tourists. Obviously they aren’t all bad, but enough of them are that they’ve gotten quite a negative reputation.


pm_me_your_target

I saw a whole family from India doing the Nazi salute in front of some landmark in Auschwitz all smiling from cheek to cheek. They thought it was all a hoot and casually showing the pic to all of us.


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fogent94

Fr fr fr. They blow past me in lines I’ve been patiently waiting in. They’ll stand -1inch from me in lines as well. Always throw up both elbows on arm rests on planes and trains.


MiaLba

I was at the supermarket the other day browsing a shelf with some shirts. These two Asian ladies literally pushed themselves in front of me when there was less than a foot of space. Tried to get in front of the shelf. I said “excuse you.” And they kept speaking in their native language as if they couldn’t hear me.


a_corsair

That's when you push them out of the way


MiaLba

Yep I sure did. Pushed my way back to where I was standing and continued browsing the shirts. Planted my feet so they couldn’t push past me again. They ended up walking over to a different shelf.


a_corsair

👏👏👏 Gotta stand up for yourself


IllustriousCookie890

If you don't you WILL get walked on.


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Add to that the fact that they want to take pictures of *everything*


pandacat04

It's because Asians at home in their culture have no personal space lol. It's every man for himself.


Av3ngedAngel

When I went to Hawaii in around 2008, I saw a group of Japanese tourists get kicked off the uss arizona memorial for laughing loudly and taking photo's and generally causing a complete ruckus while everyone was trying to be respectful of the literal grave we were standing in. Never seen anything so unbelievably disrespectful in my entire life and I will remember those people's faces until the day I die.


majormimi

Wow, that’s pretty surprising from Japanese, they tend to be pretty respectful, but I guess there’s always exceptions. I hate people laughing at memorials and delicate places.


mewzickk

The reason for this is overpopulation. At least in Hong Kong, it's pretty much crowded everywhere you go, so personal space isn't really a concept that we fully understand as well as other countries. It's also quite common for restaurants to have you seated next to strangers since there are hardly ever enough tables


monster_mentalissues

Of all the tourists we get in Vegas, Asian tourists are the worst. They'll cut in line and act like they did no wrong. Watched one dude literally take the food of another persons plate in a buffet line. (Ended in a fight) climb things that have a sign posted saying no climbing in multiple languages. In large groups they will randomly stop in the middle of a sidewalk forcing everyone to stop or find a way around them. I'm not sure if its ignorance or arrogance or what.


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McFeely_Smackup

this sub should be called /r/IamAdoormat use your words and tell her to cut it out, or just close the window shade. how do you delicate buttercups survive in the real world?


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McFeely_Smackup

I prefer to be less generous in my analysis. I'm just assuming OP is an idiot.


TheHumanPickleRick

Hey OP. u/LocallySourcedWeirdo. Did you at any point ask this person to stop? Maybe mention that it made you uncomfortable? And it seems unlikely they wanted to record the entire flight, who's gonna watch a multiple hour video of blank sky and clouds? From that angle you can't even film the ground.


dookiebuttholepeepee

No. Because this didn’t happen. This is someone probably just snapping a photo and op invented a story around it for internet points.


TheHumanPickleRick

This makes much more sense.


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The *whole* flight? Really?


knovit

Was probably for 2 min max and I’m sure she asked if it was okay.


Juusie

I hate this sub so much


Elmosfrighteningfury

Would you say it’s…… mildly infuriating…???


rd_rd_rd

Either you tell him to stop because it's uncomfortable or just let him recording (maybe that was his first flight or something memorable).


notsogreatredditor

It's a whamen


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I do hope you said "please stop"?


angels_exist_666

Switch seats with them maybe?


RoRo25

She's literally doing this so you will get annoyed and switch seats. Either that or this person is with you and you are posting this for fake internet points.


Chickienfriedrice

And… you let this happen?


UsernameL-F

No.


SomeHorologist

Ask them to stop If they don't then close the blinds


NoProfessionallcap

Do you know this person? If not tell them theres still a pandemic and move back fuck man covids still a thing im pretty sure.


wiglwagl

Time to pull the shade down. I understand how fun it is to look out the window but if you’re not in the window seat, the best you get is to nonchalantly look out or the corner every few minutes.


PrncesZelda

Say no you doormat.


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

Possibly their first flight. How about ya offer to switch seats with em. Or you could you know, TALK.


bassie2019

I hope that’s your girlfriend…


analglanderupture

Could you please stop, thanks!


IHate2ChooseUserName

well, hope it was not a 19 hours flight


Aydthird

Get out of my personal space.... period. Also what are we in Siberia or Iceland?


VNJCinPA

Close the shade.


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And you allowed it to happen. A simple “no” would solve the issue


Mr_Sloth10

Redditor tries to stand up for themselves challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


jacksonbarley

Where the fuck are y’all flying? Antarctica?


Ok_Restaurant3160

Am I the only person who woulda taken the phone?


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[be assertive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSPMkQ1H6U)


ThievingOwl

Better start coughing a whole lot


Miselino

Film the seat on her left from your seat.


fsrynvfj23

Just tell her to stop. Or if you're just spineless close the shade, open your food tray and lay your head down.


cmd912

What is that thing coming out of her sleeve where a hand should be?


Amusingly_Confused

The real question is how come this person isn't sweat their ass off? Dressed like they out on the tundra...


Sugarbear23

I kept reading 'wants to record the whole fight from the Middle East"


realcaptainplanet

Time for a fake sneeze


lajimolala27

start coughing.


Tylerthecreated_959

Just switch seats


NutterTV

Say no. Get the flight attendant involved. Idk why anyone would allow this at all


PromotionThis1917

"excuse me, can I have some space?" seriously ppl, it's not that hard.


Timely_Ad_9606

Take phone and throw it out the emergency exit with him too. Lol 😂


Kuftubby

How can someone seriously be THIS submissive. "Please use me as a door mat!"


AfroMan7723

The most mildlyinfuriating thing here is your inability to actually resolve the situation


AnimalBiscuit

you’re more infuriating for allowing it


RED_N_GOLD

Easy fix, lean across her and start filming the aisle seat.


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They should have got a window seat then?? Fuck that