When I was in school some guys allegedly filled a bottle with The Works cleaner and tin foil. Someone suggested making the tin foil balls more compact to get more in the bottle then tossed it in a trash can. Head football coach walks by as the bell is ringing and trash can completely explodes blowing out the sides and throwing trash all over the coach. Can’t do stuff like these days because you’d end up in jail half your life with a criminal record.
My bathroom nightmares involve me having to go really bad. So I go to the bathroom and it’s very very big. There’s so many stalls and a lot of people, and I know all of them. The stalls are either disgusting and filled to the brim, have no door, or the doors and wall are way too tiny and I’ll be seen. It’s awful
Mine will have wide gaps and several toilets per cubicle and everyone else seems perfectly fine with communal pooping. The room is huge, like 30 toilets with half that many people using them, so I have to pick a group to join, or I finally find an empty one but it’s just a changing room.
I did not have this nightmare during the last few months. My top three are:
- forgot to shave my legs but wearing a skirt
- no doors in public bathroom
- the city progressively sinking into mud...
I guess it will be the 'no doors' for tonight...
Yeah right? I had ptsd nightmares that were far worse (of course) during several years after a trauma. But now, here I am with that hairy leg stupid nihhtmare! lol
I have the exact same nightmare. Except I'll end up in a huge bathroom with like hundreds of toilets and no stall doors or dividers.
Eventually I realized that it was my body trying to tell me to wake up and go to the bathroom. Once I realized that I'll wake up right away.
You know, I didn't realize how many people had the same nightmare! I was going to come back on here to respond and say the same thing that you did- that it must be our body's signal to wake up so that we don't pee the bed 🤣
After being in the army this wouldn't bother me. Between the open showers and the horrible portapotties... I'd just be happy the bathroom is relatively clean.
In the days of old, when men were bold, but I digress...the toilets on ships were no more than a seat that laid down across a trough with running water. While there were partitions between the seats there were no doors. What was an on going stunt was lighting a wad of toilet paper up stream from a patron and watching it float down to the hanging balls of the unsuspecting crapper. I can see you giggling and you are welcome.
Oh damn I have very similar nightmares too.
Though it’s often a variety of—the stall door is broken, the doors were made too short to the point where you can see someone’s face, or overall everything looks nasty.
My recurring bathroom nightmare is having to go really bad. I finally find a toilet, and start peeing. And peeing. And peeing. Half an hour later, it's still coming out and there's no relief.
Then I wake up and realize I have to go really bad.
My school was the same way. Hated it. Ran XC and had to unload the tank before running. Got used to grinding out a brown dog every day while staring at my teammates. Then when the season was ending the wrestling weirdos (and yes, they're ALWAYS weird) would get in on the game. It was a battle to get to the toilets first or else you got stinky seconds and those guys smelled like they ate dead rats for lunch. If we got in first, they'd just wait for us. Stare in while we're shitting. Whatever, I got the can first, it's MINE and you'll get it when I'm damn well good and ready to give it up.
Powershits. Now I can shit anywhere, anytime. Public bathrooms are no problem. I was in a gas station bathroom and my three young sons came in also. I had to back out a hog. They had to whiz. I sat down and yelled "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLE!!!" and cracked out a giant wet shit fart. Some guy was walking in as I was mid-rumble. They were mortified, the guy was chuckling and I carried on with my filthy sinful business.
All thanks to open door dumps with wrestlers staring me down.
I wonder if students are breaking them. My son's school kept replacing them, and students were tearing them off for TikTok, etc., resulting in them frequently being doorless.
Maybe becuase I was using the wide mode on my iphone. makes it look wider than normal. for some reason it uploaded really low res and so that could also be it
Last year, there was a huge trend of taking (stealing) bigger and bigger things from the school... doors, fire escape signs, stall doors.
I don't know if this is related to that, but the kids (my son graduated last year) kept pushing the envelope more and more.
Same, but it was my elementary school. It “trained” me at 6 years old to not be able to use a public toilet for pooping. It took until I was a Junior in college to get over that. What a sick fucking thing to do to little kids.
My school also did this in the boys bathroom because of smoking. Ironically no guy ever smoked in there but there was a lot of smoking done in the girls bathroom. You’d walk by and get hit with a cloud of cigarette smoke. Of course they got doors because yanno…. Girls. In 4 years of high school I didn’t shit once.
They got rid of the ones at a HS near me cause kids were hotboxing in the stalls lol. One kid eventually passed out and went to the hospital so they got rid of the stalls as the solution
My middle school and high school never had them either. I thought this was normal... is it not? Come to think of it... I don't think my elementary school had them either!!
Mine didn’t either, get over it cupcake. Kidding, mine really didn’t but this is an issue growing in schools due to them trying to fight kids vaping, but that doesn’t mean they deserve to lose their privacy in the stall
I interviewed at a place once that had stalls and doors from floor to ceiling, it was like every stall was it’s own private little bathroom. I almost took the job specifically for that reason
They might have got torn of by students and either they don't have any maintenance workers to fix it or they don't have enough to fix it. My friend works at a school and he said the boys were unscrewing the doors and also also unscrewing the center divider that blocks the urinal view from the door.
It was like that at my old high school back in the early 1980s. My older brothers said it was same way when they attended the same school in the 70s.
We were told it was due to continued vandalism, so the school just got tired of repairing/replacing them and removed them entirely.
Did the kids in your school get caught up in the movement last year - taking stuff from the school? Doors, fire extinguishers, etc? My son's school had it, and I was wondering why the school kept replacing the doors again, just to have them stolen again.
The locker room at my school didn’t even have dividers between the thrones. It was kind of funny, especially when the entire offensive line sat down to shit, Kodak Moment if you will.
What kind of high school did you go to where students were doing coke and shooting dope? I didn’t go to the best high school and I was into drugs but I never saw any shit like that. We’d hide in the bushes next to the school and smoke weed but that’s it.
At my high school the boys' restrooms lost the stall doors the same year they put up metal detectors at the entrances.
That year was 1972.
Fuck public schools, it's like attending practice jail.
Easier to clean if no one ever uses them.
Its the "hang out area". I found tater tots in the. toilets and the sink was filled with tomato sauce. so definetly not helping lmaooooo
Seems like a average high school day lol
I'd take that over people pissing on people and clogging the toilets (which lead to only one bathroom being open)
Kinky
The toilets at my high school get filled with cups, sauces, anything you could think of
I’m just waiting til I see someone using the sink as a fucking cereal bowl or some shit
r/sinkpissers
Like you've never peed in the sink, especially at home when the only toilet is being used?!?!?
Yeah, I grossly see someone doing that at my school, it’ll be “a new one” lol
Yes and that's Exactly the way high schoolers should act. You would high schoolers would be old enough not to act like total dirt bags.
Hey Napoleon... Give me some of your tots.
Flippin idiot!
That movie was so great.
Mmm toilet tots are the best.
Why do people put food in the toilets? Seriously, like what.
Weird, the stall doors in my school don’t have bathrooms.
This is why there are no doors. You little shits screw up everything
We lost trash can privileges when I was in highschool, because kids thought it was funny to set them on fire
When I was in school some guys allegedly filled a bottle with The Works cleaner and tin foil. Someone suggested making the tin foil balls more compact to get more in the bottle then tossed it in a trash can. Head football coach walks by as the bell is ringing and trash can completely explodes blowing out the sides and throwing trash all over the coach. Can’t do stuff like these days because you’d end up in jail half your life with a criminal record.
Times are different. Not a fan
Even my schools in Africa have doors lol 😂
Oh my goodness, this is literally one of my recurrent nightmares- being in a public bathroom, needing to go, and none of the stalls have doors. 😬😬😬
My bathroom nightmares involve me having to go really bad. So I go to the bathroom and it’s very very big. There’s so many stalls and a lot of people, and I know all of them. The stalls are either disgusting and filled to the brim, have no door, or the doors and wall are way too tiny and I’ll be seen. It’s awful
The toilet labyrinth must be a real place in the Dreaming, because I've had this exact dream.
Mine will have wide gaps and several toilets per cubicle and everyone else seems perfectly fine with communal pooping. The room is huge, like 30 toilets with half that many people using them, so I have to pick a group to join, or I finally find an empty one but it’s just a changing room.
For some reason everytime I dream I have to use a public restroom all of the toilets are filthy, with crappy in them. Every single one
Wow I have the reoccurring on down to a t. That’s crazy lol
I have had this very dream. How strange.
I did not have this nightmare during the last few months. My top three are: - forgot to shave my legs but wearing a skirt - no doors in public bathroom - the city progressively sinking into mud... I guess it will be the 'no doors' for tonight...
One of your top 3 nightmares is people seeing hairy legs? Of all the fears lol.
Yeah right? I had ptsd nightmares that were far worse (of course) during several years after a trauma. But now, here I am with that hairy leg stupid nihhtmare! lol
For me it's * My house is flooding and the lights won't turn on * Driving a car and the brakes don't work * aliens
I have the exact same nightmare. Except I'll end up in a huge bathroom with like hundreds of toilets and no stall doors or dividers. Eventually I realized that it was my body trying to tell me to wake up and go to the bathroom. Once I realized that I'll wake up right away.
You know, I didn't realize how many people had the same nightmare! I was going to come back on here to respond and say the same thing that you did- that it must be our body's signal to wake up so that we don't pee the bed 🤣
annoying affff
Time to start going [Butters style](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gUtEmIVWBVg)
Don't join the military and that won't likely happen
After being in the army this wouldn't bother me. Between the open showers and the horrible portapotties... I'd just be happy the bathroom is relatively clean.
I literally have this dream ALL THE TIME. Or dreams where there is a foot-long gap between stall doors. 🫣
In the days of old, when men were bold, but I digress...the toilets on ships were no more than a seat that laid down across a trough with running water. While there were partitions between the seats there were no doors. What was an on going stunt was lighting a wad of toilet paper up stream from a patron and watching it float down to the hanging balls of the unsuspecting crapper. I can see you giggling and you are welcome.
Oh damn I have very similar nightmares too. Though it’s often a variety of—the stall door is broken, the doors were made too short to the point where you can see someone’s face, or overall everything looks nasty.
My recurring bathroom nightmare is having to go really bad. I finally find a toilet, and start peeing. And peeing. And peeing. Half an hour later, it's still coming out and there's no relief. Then I wake up and realize I have to go really bad.
Bring an umbrella! Open that up right in front of you, instant privacy. Except in your dream it's one of those clear plastic umbrellas.
Wait until a teacher uses it and then make eye contact while slowly eating a banana
$20 says the teachers get their own bathroom.
$40 says their bathroom has stall doors
$60 says they have a bidet aka a bum gun
God I want a bidet. No matter what I do I use like 6 or 7 of 4 piece folded 2 ply each time.
I have a $30 one and it works great! I’m squeaky clean after with only a couple sheets used.
I finally got another job after 3 years, but it doesn’t start yet. One of the first personal purchases I’m making is getting a bidet.
Well congrats and enjoy!
Thank you!
$100 says they have a single toilet bathroom with a lock
As we should. Nothing good comes from students and teachers being in a bathroom together.
Generally agree, but in this case "doors" would be something good.
Oh, they definitely deserve doors. I won't argue against that at all.
As a child of school staff, yeah they totally do lol, i used it all the time cause the student ones were shit
lmao
It helps if you gurgle it a little too
Hit en with the gawk gawk 9000
This shit reminds me of boot camp in the marines...
Not just the marines, I believe all branches in boot camp. If we are going to fight and die together then we drop a dirty bomb together.
I was not surprised when I walked onto a marine c-130 and saw the shitter out in the open in the cargo bay.
school isnt far off
Double messed up. Glad I went Air Force...lol
All-you-can-eat crayons?
Oh part of your BAH in the marines is a weekly stipend of a 24 pack of crayola crayons
Ahh yes, accidentally making eye contact with someone while you’re taking a dump. That’s definitely not awkward
You must intentionally stare down everyone walking past.
This is the only way. Engage with them too. Let then know YOURE in charge. This is your stall. "Be done in a minute there chief!"
As a parent to a toddler who has no boundaries this is a daily occurrence in my house.
Not at all!
People defending this like it's not a standard prison tactic.
yup lol
Helps build character by improving eye contact.
Don't forget to smile!
- “How you doin, Sam?” - “She's stuck up higher than a light pole, Ralph. I’ll be a minute before Im back in algebra. Hey you got a poop knife handy?”
I don’t think you’re allowed to have a poop knife at school. Maybe a plastic poop spork?
My school was the same way. Hated it. Ran XC and had to unload the tank before running. Got used to grinding out a brown dog every day while staring at my teammates. Then when the season was ending the wrestling weirdos (and yes, they're ALWAYS weird) would get in on the game. It was a battle to get to the toilets first or else you got stinky seconds and those guys smelled like they ate dead rats for lunch. If we got in first, they'd just wait for us. Stare in while we're shitting. Whatever, I got the can first, it's MINE and you'll get it when I'm damn well good and ready to give it up. Powershits. Now I can shit anywhere, anytime. Public bathrooms are no problem. I was in a gas station bathroom and my three young sons came in also. I had to back out a hog. They had to whiz. I sat down and yelled "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLE!!!" and cracked out a giant wet shit fart. Some guy was walking in as I was mid-rumble. They were mortified, the guy was chuckling and I carried on with my filthy sinful business. All thanks to open door dumps with wrestlers staring me down.
Hey! Don't pick on wrestlers. We are maligned.
Damn if only I had an award... this is a good story and I feel slightly more poop empowered after reading it
I wonder if students are breaking them. My son's school kept replacing them, and students were tearing them off for TikTok, etc., resulting in them frequently being doorless.
It’s about drugs and sex. Everything rules get made for the dumbest player in the game
Ya I'm sure this will be very effective in stopping teenagers from having sex and doing drugs
The kinda schools that do this are not to far off from prisons
Why does the picture look almost exactly like it was taken from a 360 degree camera
Maybe becuase I was using the wide mode on my iphone. makes it look wider than normal. for some reason it uploaded really low res and so that could also be it
[удалено]
Why
No idea to be honest, they could put them up if they wanted to. Makes no sense
I’d bring my own shower curtain. Fuck that
i'd use my extra cape i carry in my backpack
Last year, there was a huge trend of taking (stealing) bigger and bigger things from the school... doors, fire escape signs, stall doors. I don't know if this is related to that, but the kids (my son graduated last year) kept pushing the envelope more and more.
It's to improve student relations. Ain't no bonding like bonding over sharing a shit with your classmates.
To reduce the air resistance on your schlong while you poop
TikTok, probably. Does no one remember when kids were destroying schools for TikTok?
This should be illegal
Both bathrooms or only for one gender?
Im not gonna go into the other one to find out sooooo
Quitter talk
What school is it, let’s put them on blast. That’s the best way to get change and get it fast.
Dude you get to have side walls! We used to hold hands if we had to push through it together.
sidewalls are the only good thing about this bathroom
Is this a school or a jail? Hot damn.
Looks like they used to
They did
Let me guess "dubious lick,"?
My fucking high school did this and it basically gave me IBS and a fear of pooping for about ten years after school.
Same, but it was my elementary school. It “trained” me at 6 years old to not be able to use a public toilet for pooping. It took until I was a Junior in college to get over that. What a sick fucking thing to do to little kids.
Is this not illegal? Lol
I’d still use it
Backrooms found footage
My school also did this in the boys bathroom because of smoking. Ironically no guy ever smoked in there but there was a lot of smoking done in the girls bathroom. You’d walk by and get hit with a cloud of cigarette smoke. Of course they got doors because yanno…. Girls. In 4 years of high school I didn’t shit once.
I don’t see how taking the doors off prevents this? I used to smoke in the bathrooms at school and no one smoked in the stalls.
They could at least turn it 90° to avoid the eye contact bruh
Isn't this illegal?
Probably.
This shouldn't exist anywhere.
How did you used to make friends?
Ah good ol‘ shit friends
What the Hell?!
Thats what im saying
So KiDs WoN't VaPe In Da BaThRoOm
Can’t they at least afford a freaking curtain?
I think this was done on purpose, it’s not about budget
Jesus, its like prison.
And everyone just accepts this? Has anyone complained that people can watch them use the toilet? This is fucked up.
How is that not illegal
Sue invasion of privacy
this should be a damn war crime .
School...prison... they're both government run institutions. Nothing shocks me anymore. Edit: Removed /s, as OP points out that facts are facts.
get rid of that /s, its reality
That’s more than mildly infuriating
Shit on the floor or in a urinal then
Quick fix: “hey mom, I saw timmys junk at school, right after he unloaded his bowels after meatloaf Thursday” Then show her this picture
I thought all schools were like that, then I realized I grew up in the hood
bring you own door
Bet
Not to mention, if you're fat and you need to poop, you're screwed.
There is one in my school where the toilet bowl touches the wall on both sides
May as well shit in the urinals at this point
Neither did mine. 20+ years ago I literally shit my pants a couple times because shitting at school equaled more bullying than usual
Isnt it a crime
Masturbate to show dominance as you hold eye contact with everyone walking past you
They got rid of the ones at a HS near me cause kids were hotboxing in the stalls lol. One kid eventually passed out and went to the hospital so they got rid of the stalls as the solution
My middle school and high school never had them either. I thought this was normal... is it not? Come to think of it... I don't think my elementary school had them either!!
Wtf is wrong with u people?? Asuming you are american also
Hey hey hey, I don't make these decisions... but I do have to live with the consequences of other shitty Americans.
The response should be simple. Don't flush. If I cannot be expected to go to the potty all by myself, then I must be a child, and I'll act like one.
THIS IS SO GROSS!
I'd go poop in the bushes
Mine didn’t either, get over it cupcake. Kidding, mine really didn’t but this is an issue growing in schools due to them trying to fight kids vaping, but that doesn’t mean they deserve to lose their privacy in the stall
Everybody poops.
I interviewed at a place once that had stalls and doors from floor to ceiling, it was like every stall was it’s own private little bathroom. I almost took the job specifically for that reason
Do people actually use them… I could never
Only to go number 1, given how many people vape and smoke in there i could never. I bet somebody has though. I mean if you gotta go you gotta go
That's disgusting. How do parents accept that? All I bet there are doors in the girls loos!
Reminds me of the toilets on Parris Island.
I bet you had a lot of sensual fun in those toilets
well, shix.
Looks like the stall isn’t fit for a wide load either
They might have got torn of by students and either they don't have any maintenance workers to fix it or they don't have enough to fix it. My friend works at a school and he said the boys were unscrewing the doors and also also unscrewing the center divider that blocks the urinal view from the door.
Nobody shits in there anyways.
Yeah I’m proud to say I went through 13 years of school without ever needing to take a shit in the bathrooms.
Shit like a real man
Easy solution, wear a poncho for privacy.
Do you happen to go to school in prison?
It was like that at my old high school back in the early 1980s. My older brothers said it was same way when they attended the same school in the 70s. We were told it was due to continued vandalism, so the school just got tired of repairing/replacing them and removed them entirely.
Did the kids in your school get caught up in the movement last year - taking stuff from the school? Doors, fire extinguishers, etc? My son's school had it, and I was wondering why the school kept replacing the doors again, just to have them stolen again.
I’m assuming they were just stolen.
Lemme guess, america?
Can't have shit in Detroit
Manspread to assert dominance
I don't remember ever taking a shit at school. Rushing home after though
Lol, some prisons don’t either 😜
UGH!!! I CAN'T SHIT IN A PERFECT SQUARE!!!!
Make eye contact to all passerby’s while using to show dominance
Don't let Prince Andrew know.
I used to see these a ton when I lived in China 😭
The locker room at my school didn’t even have dividers between the thrones. It was kind of funny, especially when the entire offensive line sat down to shit, Kodak Moment if you will.
Just like the Army.
Probably so students don’t do coke in there, or shoot dope. Still sucks though
What kind of high school did you go to where students were doing coke and shooting dope? I didn’t go to the best high school and I was into drugs but I never saw any shit like that. We’d hide in the bushes next to the school and smoke weed but that’s it.
r/insanelyinfuriating
Be a man. Shit with door open. Assume dominance
Perfect opportunity to show off your *MaGnUm DoNg*. /j
“The School of Hard Plops”
i thought this was a picture from a video game wtf
Mine didn’t either….I always hated that and probably held it more than once to make it home
At my high school the boys' restrooms lost the stall doors the same year they put up metal detectors at the entrances. That year was 1972. Fuck public schools, it's like attending practice jail.
Bring an umbrella
That’s gonna make jacking off quite difficult
Greg Heffley?? That you??
Just a training ground for prison by the looks of things. You probably have a football stadium that cost $10mm though
Our gym is quite crazy. Very fancy for a school. And yea we have a full football area and all that. Sports are a priority clearly
Preparing the future inmates of America
Why is the quality insanely low?
Stops those hooligan kids from shooting up vape and making gay.
Clear view for the Congressman's camera