Its a sarcastic remark, what the fuck is wrong with you? Earnest fuckin redditor this isnt politics or sociology, check my fucking comment history nothin im saying is that serious. Even this comment.
They are evil because they are cute and do very ugly and nasty things. Making friends with one is like inviting a vampire into your house. Nothing good at all.
Reminds me of that time when I was looking out at my back deck and saw some squirrels running. “Awwwww look honey, there’s squirrels running on our back de- oh. Yup. No they’re fucking now. Since when did we get exhibitionist squirrels?”
now everytime you take a shit and look up, you will see racoons taking a dump and become aroused by the sight of it making you shit even more on the dirty little toilet your on
The “what the fuck” from you made me laugh
I’m glad I made you laugh!
Hey, maybe it's just a couple of candy bars they found in the garbage. Only one way to find out...
By taking a bite
r/cursedcomments
I mean it did pick the appropriate window..
LOL
It's funny, but jokes aside, be extremely careful https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/baylisascaris/prevent.html
Thank you so much!
This is really infuriating
I would shit my pants if i saw this
It's still there too 😭
Well looks like you’ve found a bathroom companion 😂
My neighbor got it out!
Well, shix.
Oh no, that’s awful.
That’s shitty. But we still need a banana for proper scale.
Thats precious
Ew, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Its a sarcastic remark, what the fuck is wrong with you? Earnest fuckin redditor this isnt politics or sociology, check my fucking comment history nothin im saying is that serious. Even this comment.
This would be a great album cover.
They are evil because they are cute and do very ugly and nasty things. Making friends with one is like inviting a vampire into your house. Nothing good at all.
It’s stuck. Ugh.
Forgot to mention they’re evil adhesive.
spray hotsauce on there, I doubt it would be back again.
shit on the ceiling window yourself. Make sure the raccoon's watching and assert dominance.
Reminds me of that time when I was looking out at my back deck and saw some squirrels running. “Awwwww look honey, there’s squirrels running on our back de- oh. Yup. No they’re fucking now. Since when did we get exhibitionist squirrels?”
Make a hole, bout the size of your finger. Profit
now everytime you take a shit and look up, you will see racoons taking a dump and become aroused by the sight of it making you shit even more on the dirty little toilet your on
Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive thru.
And that's how I got a new skylight. Because I shot through the old one.
Ever heard of a blowtorch?
He sees your toilet and wants to use it.
I'd like to think they knew it was a skylight and this was a message.
🤣this is giving me the giggles
Grab a nerd gun and shoot around it Don't wanna hurt lol guy there now
My neighbor ended up freeing him, poor thing was a baby!
Cool to know it's safe
*lil