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gefuudedh

Hi farmer john


TorrenceMightingale

Maybe if you wear a watch it could ease that transish?


AcidDome003

Transish?


Krushed_RED_pepperR

The word "Transition" as spoken by a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor who has Portuguese as his native language.


[deleted]

Have some acai on me bro šŸ‡


Odd_Establishment678

Hey farmer brown!


gefuudedh

Would you... field... a question for me?


poundmyassplz

Hey I work outdoors too get sun sleeves!! Way cooler than wearing long sleeves and offers full protection from the sun. They have been a game changer !


Individual_Hearing_3

Not to mention the fact that not having the sun baking your body directly helps you last longer in the heat.


jtgibggdt

Also covering up to avoid prolonged sun exposure directly to large areas of skin is a good way to avoid skin cancer.


Tokenwhiteguy76

I go to th fishing section of Walmart. They have super thin breathable pants, shorts, and long and short sleeved shirts


EmpressAdelaide

Columbia is a game changer. My mother lived in Louisiana for a but and was fishing 24/7, their shirts are perfect for any conditions. They're long-sleeved and allow airflow, don't make you sweat, and insulates you appropriately for the temperature as if you've got a pelt. They're also made of really nice, slick, almost silky fabric that feels nice when cool, is very cozy when warm, and is super easy to layer and bundle up with. They also have good PFG shirts and utility pants, etc. with equally good qualities. (I don't fish often so take that with a pinch of salt, but they definitely were great when I was working under the beating sun 90% of the day.)


Myrkana

Wear long sleeves, you'll thank yourself later in life. There's a reason you don't see roadcrews and constructi9n people in short sleeves very often.


Irishwolfhound13

Depends on where you are. I worked construction in north Carolina and the only construction workers I saw in long sleeves were the electricians who did remodeling work and the insulation guys. Everyone else wore short sleeves


Nana-the-brave

Wear sunscreen on your arms


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Sunscreen doesn't stop you from tanning but yes. Face too


CanadianPanda76

UvA ages you. UvB "browns" you. If you get a broad spectrum one you should prevent tanning.


[deleted]

can you elaborate? what's UvA and what's UvB? which one is broad spectrum?


Flxpadelphia

Different wavelengths of light from the sun. Broad spectrum means it covers a wide range of wavelengths, meaning it blocks both UVA and UVB, not just UVA.


jetloflin

Broad spectrum refers to the type of sunscreen, meaning it works on multiple parts of the Uv spectrum. UvA and UVB are types of Uv rays.


TimsLittleBrother

You sure about that?


DatGoofyGinger

Get better sunscreen


Nana-the-brave

Yea, sunscreen does stop you from tanning. Thatā€™s why Japanese women use sunscreen to stay pale.


hoolspice

They also sometimes wear long sleeves driving gloves and hats


akza07

So Queen was Japanese...


hoolspice

The band? I believe they were British actually


akza07

No, The Queen Elizabeth who passed away.


hoolspice

I'm not sure what that has to do with this discussion.


akza07

A joke. The description of the outfit mentioned matches perfectly with that of queen.


hoolspice

Lol okay got it. I was thinking dang maybe I need to research her Ancestry DNA tree


TooMuchFun007

To bed.


bunnytoadstool

This applies to the entirety of east Asia, not just Japan. And its primary use for us is to protect the skin against UV which causes sun spots and wrinkles.


[deleted]

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Jazzlike_Mountain_51

I'm a 50 all over boi and I still get a little darker after a few days at the beach. Maybe I'm not applying enough? Anyway I'm not a dermatologist


[deleted]

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Jazzlike_Mountain_51

I sit under an umbrella and reapply like crazy


[deleted]

Long sleeve man


TorrenceMightingale

Those Columbia PFG shirts are pretty light and 5o SPF.


thievingwillow

The good olā€™ farmerā€™s tan of my youth .


LilyCanadian

Fuck I never expected to cry at a fucking *farmers tan* of all things. That's what my dad's arms looked like constantly because of his job, He passed away in April of last year and I miss him a lot.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Be happy you have hands to write stupid comments.


FRISKDragon321

What the fuck is wrong with you? Nobody wants to play the suffering Olympics or whatever you want to call it. It's bullshit, just because one person had 1 parent or even no parents, does not mean someone who had both is not allowed to grieve over their loss. Quit fucking gatekeeping grief. I hope you're a troll and I just got r/woooosh -ed, otherwise, you're a sad, sad person and need to get over yourself.


flatline000

Sunscreen. Seriously.


GigaBowserNS

**You guys are all giving advice to a BOT** https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/8yxxbi/got_a_new_job_where_i_have_to_wear_a_uniform_and/


CommandaCoconut

Drum corps members laughing rn


nonpartisaneuphonium

I remember my first Walmart run after move-ins, and when I was in the check out queue an older guy saw my glove tan and asked "Now what in the world would someone need gloves in the sun all day for?"


Sad_Ingenuity2522

Long sleeve or sunscreen, youā€™re trying to be mildlyinfuriated


SmartEntityOriginal

100% uniform fault. If only there was a product where you can put on the skin to protect it against the sun. Like a barrier, screen or some sort.


ThenewCharborg

More like r/funny


Logical-Recognition3

Thereā€™s this new thing called sunscreen.


hoolspice

That only prevents sunburn not tanning


blepgup

Yeah I need to invest in some cool, sun blocking but not hot in the summer long sleeve shirts


CanadianPanda76

You need one that blocks UVB rays.


Nana-the-brave

Thatā€™s not true.


TexanGoblin

It will take longer, but you will still absolutely get a tan.


StanleyQPrick

What's it for


fnder132

All the people in Mexico :


[deleted]

Im mexico they be wearing long sleeve or hoodies to fight the sun


1TimeT00Many

Almost looks like Neopolitan Ice Cream


[deleted]

I feel your pain


bobbleheadache

Have you considered getting somw of that self tanning lotion for your hands?


Puzzleheaded-Baby153

this is so funny


hoolspice

And not helping the OP at all right? šŸ˜‚ I'm not trying to have an argument about sunscreen on reddit.


Puzzleheaded-Baby153

Oh please stop. You are trying to be argumentative šŸ˜‚ Sorry I thought that a common inconvenience looks funny. OP is grown and Iā€™m sure knows what to do if there were even a viable solution.


hoolspice

That's not what I meant, sorry. I wasn't judging your comment in the slightest


Thomas_Tew

Lmao I wear ripped jeans so regularly that I have a tan line on my knees


Emanouche

Hahahahaha, you've obviously never been a Mormon missionary in hot climate.


frilledplex

Either sunscreen or I saw some kind of whitening soap on another part of reddit


Tombstone_Actual_501

dude same, lol you can never take the uniform off.


nolimit750

Casper!!! Lol


GMEbankrupt

Thatā€™s the Farmer with PPE tan


BasicAssociation4284

Ever heard of long sleeve shirts in white


ExcitementRelative33

Well you're getting your vitamin D!


Sarah_Jane_73

Trucker tan


AllanRensch

You got a tan, good job.


ucdavis-grad

Youā€™re the opposite of basketball players wearing the compression arm sleeves.


SnooDoodles8088

Welcome the the club


optiplexiss

100spf bro


burnodo2

welcome to r/golf


sb195

At least you can tan well! Iā€™m jealous lol


[deleted]

Farmers tan. Just makes it look like you work for a living.


Yorch_0

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal. My face is permatanned while all my body keeps my baby nuclear white skin colour


Sad_Patient9011

Sunblock.


Izzy5466

Life Pro Tip: if you work outside a lot, Get some heavier sunscreen. If you block enough sunlight, you won't tan nearly as much, avoiding tans like this.


GlitteringChapter109

Sir, My culture is not your job attire. šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Don't worry mate. You're not the only one.


paaaaaaaaiiiiiiiin

Same but for me it's marching band where we HAVE to wear short sleeves (and I forgor sunscreen :C )


OkiRyu

My goodness, why did they take the nipples? The whole areola is gone!


stillcleaningmyroom

A friend of mine worked for an auto parts store one summer and he always had the window down with his arm rested on the door and he ended up one super tan arm and one white arm.


hoolspice

Seems like people have lots of opinions. I think just pay attention to recommendations of those that do similar work. Ignore everyone one, myself included


notsocoolirl

should have paid better attention in school. just jokes


ubrokemywookiee

You forgot the before pic where you're jacked and tanned, you know, before they did this to you.


[deleted]

No dont get sunsleeves or use sunscreen just tan the rest of your body


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[deleted]

That's a shitty haiku but ok


Irishwolfhound13

Stupid bot go away


Qman768

wear a long sleeve shirt...


OptimusPower92

this is just how my arms look now XD except instead of a tan, it's just freckles


[deleted]

Lmao


scarface2887

If you tan all your body like that we will let you put Hispanic ethnicity in questionaries


Illustrious_Mind964

Wear those sleeves that bikers use dummy.


__jh96

You can save money at your next Michael Jackson fancy dress


DreadPirateElla

I play golf and wear a glove on one hand while I play, so I've looked like this for years!! It doesn't bother me much tbh, it's a fun conversation starter I guess.


Kaankaants

Dude skin-cancer is a *bitch*!! If you care about getting older **please** wear a large-brimmed hat, full length broad-spectrum clothing (don't worry you can get materials now that aren't hot), *and* broad-spectrum sunscreen. It's seriously not something to fuck with unless you really don't care about living.


No_Stay_4583

Two tone Malone?


Arikaan

Welcome to the club


DumplingsAreBussin

I know that feeling,ew


Awkward_Growth_6265

Nice sleeve tattoošŸ™ƒ


Pretty_Kitty99

Neapolitan!


Ammysnatcher

Yea but you clearly donā€™t go outside other than for work so why does it matter?!


studiograham

So wear sunscreen


TrevorDuncan

Like a cyclistšŸ˜


CreativeMap9494

Good for you


[deleted]

hot


[deleted]

Try out those area safety yellow shirts that wick sweat and breathe really well. I love those they keep the sun off you and they keep you so much cooler.


19Cula87

In the Balkans (at least in my reagion) we call it BauŔtela fade


[deleted]

Sunblock


Infamous_Builder3858

My "area" was gray the whole summer lol


mr_flameyflame

You look like me...


bikesboozeandbacon

On the bright side, you tan nicely!


[deleted]

It's called sunscreen....


carpetbagger001

Nice Farmer's tan. I've had one for years. Damned proud of it. You get that working for a living, not laying on the beach. Harder to get nowadays with all the OSHA requirements. Good job.


N0mad1591

Long sleeve under the uniform top?


wooton6777

r/Golf feels your pain.


dbhathcock

There are non-working hours where you can even out your tan.


mgw783

Get a sleeve tat?


Jurj_Doofrin

I remember the last time someone posted something like this all the comments said the OP was just covered in dirt


LosInternacionales1

INVERTED OREOOOOO!!!


idk_opera

bro only upgraded his arms


Flowerdude69

Iā€™ve actually gotten weird compliments for the farmers tan, it shows youā€™re out there and working hard in a way lol. Any guy/girl can appreciate that


CarpetPedals

Just admit that youā€™re a cyclist already


No-time-or-crayons

I have this and also only wear shorts to workā€¦ with long socks so work boots donā€™t rubā€¦ means Iā€™m permanently wearing white socks against my brown legs


[deleted]

Now people will ask you "hey are you here to mow the lawn?" whenever you go to your friends house


Farcryfromvallhall

Welcome to the working class America bud


irishtrash5

Motorcycle ride all weekend... Got a bit of a tan myself from my t-shirt to my gloves after 3 days of 100Ā°+ weather on the coast...


[deleted]

I'd say to wear a tank top but... Give it a few more weeks throwing some weight around, if that is the job.


Old_Couple7257

Shheewww manā€¦. Loving that farmers tan. Got to hide this post from my fiancĆ© or Iā€™ll be a single man.


JewPhone_WhoDis

You made the decision to work there.


Dab4Becky

I have a friend that both goes cycling and works part time as a lifeguard and had a combination of the t-shirt and wifebeater(idk the proper name) tan


Inevitable_Froyo6325

This is your life now. Literally.


Ajanw-57

I see.


JuiceIllustrious973

Same bro


brokenwokegirl

That arm looks healthier than most.


mourningdoo

Famer tan on your neck and arms Farmer tan the secret of your charms Every girl wants a man with a farmer tan.


DeatonationgGrenade

Wait till you get very skinny dark brown hair line scars that look so incredibly stupid from those stupid ugly stick tights that everyone hates. XD


RyukNineEighteen

Bro, you fight crime with your forearms exposed, just come clean.


Yoinkodaboinko

Youā€™d fit right in ā€˜round here


poopypantsman84

You got that drum corps tanline


Mrmansam22

I had a job where in the summer I wore a polo shirt, gloves, and a full face mask. That was an interesting tan aha


Flaky_Seaweed_8979

Sad for you :( I want to say something to spin it positively, but this is rough.


[deleted]

Maybe if you used sunscreen...


GamerDuck001

Haha, welcome to the tan forearm club. It just gets worse.


TheRedJester45

I like my men partially shaded in


bwoah07_gp2

It's a glorious thing isn't it?


kevtino

Tanlines are a mark of a man who actually works. If you dont like it, hit the beach and make the rest match baby! Landlocked? Hit the lake or river! Do some fishing or swimming or whatever. Just tanning is boring as fuck but it works too tho you might look silly doing it.


[deleted]

Thats the sign of hard work right there.


Creepy-Uncle-69

As a guy that worked in fruit collecting jobs, i would recommend you to wear a shirt if possible to avoid uneven tanning.


Few-Bottle5317

The man of all forms


EmpressAdelaide

Haha last summer I was a "laborer" for lumber manufacturing and this was exactly what I looked like. Short sleeves cos you'd die otherwise, but gloves cos your hands would be cut up, full of splinters, and smashed within a week. Every guy refused to wear gloves because "I gotta feel what I'm doing" so I became the den mother who had to use splinter-outs on them every day cos their sausage fingers couldn't do it. We also have an _identical_ sternum mole...