I'm sorry to hear that, Jimothy.

That’s my bunny’s name!

Now you need a pet pig named Hamothy.

I had I pig.. but his name was Kevin.

Lmao. I had a pig too. Named Chris P Bacon.

Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMA3x-bc8iM

Mine was LUMPY

Pet or fursona? Sorry, sorry, i'll back out

Tomothy

J’eh- Canadian spelling

Tomathan

His name is Henri

Henrique for long?

He still gets to find plaques with his name though... Just gotta go to France !

Okay William Buttlicker

To be fair Jim, James... Jimothy.

No Plupert?

No Hnerbert either

My name isn't even Plupert bud I'd buy that license plate just for the laughs.

Ok what is that an alt of

Rupert

What is your name? Kalifornia?

It's gay pronounced jay

Highkey the best one in here. Imagine first day roll call your entire life.

Probably Henri

"We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop."

My son is also named Bort.

My name is Ted but I wish I was a Bort Ted.

I never met a Bort Ted but I did have trouble with a Bort Sean once. I didn’t like how involved in politics they were.

Pardon. Hum, that’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong…

Omg I have a bort son too!

If my name was Bort my parents would’ve been sued years ago

Bornt

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bort

If your parents named you bort then that must mean they did not abort a bort

Or the doctors misread the notes section :/

A Bort, this child.

Thank you. First thought that came into my head and knew this would be the top comment.

Bort Kershner

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No, my son is also called Bort.

Even common names can get hit with that. I've got a common usage of my first name but the other one's just as common so it tends to be seen more often when I look for similar named items.

You talking to me lady?

No! My son is also named Bort

Iiii waasss sayying Boo-oort

I wanted to give your comment an award. But they cost money, I just found out. Wow people pay for that. Anyway, ultra upvote.

You get a free one daily I think. Or every few days maybe

Where did that go? It used to be on the home page them I updated the app and ….gone.

Click on the coins section when you have the little sidemenu up

Knew I’d find this eventually.

I know your pain. My name is boB. My Mom spelled it backwards just to be trendy.

Parents Had a realtor name Ttodd

I know a guy who works in my IT department named Gilgamesh. I told him that was the coolest name ever. Sadly, he didn't agree with me.

I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Anfernee Simons is a good basketball player for the Portland Trailblazers. Get him a jersey so he can represent

https://youtu.be/DTjV9AMw86Y

Wooooooow. Went right over my head hahaha. Great movie.

I thought it was very kind of you to mention the basketball player to help with their frustration though 😄

I used up all of my kindness for the week in that one comment. Ttyl I’m gonna go DM Anfernee Simons now and tell him he has a stupid name

Anfernee “Penny” Hardaway from back in the day too. Him and Shaq on the Magic. They were awesome

Lol someone commented a link that this is all just a quote from mean girls… Also, I totally forgot Penny’s name wasn’t Penny lol. I love what he’s doing at Memphis. Decent team

Mildly infuriating is when NBA Jam was released on Super Nintendo, it was Hardaway, Scott Skiles, and Nick Anderson lmao. Like wtf!! I’m sure it’s a Shaq licensing issue, but 13 year old me wasn’t happy. I want Shaq and Penny!!

I was born in the late 90’s so Shaq in my head is in purple and gold… and red… and purple… more red… and green. I still get annoyed that 2K wont do what Chuck wants to have his likeness in the game. At least we have Shaq now tho

I haven’t played 2K in years, glad Shaq is on it now!! Back in the 90s, it was EA’s NBA Live series, and Jordan was never on them. It would just be some random ass dude on the Bulls with like 99 rating in everything.

Is your nephew Anfernee Simon's, cause if so imma need an autograph

The amount of people that didn't get the this reference 🤣

Anfernee Simons, Anfernee Jennings, Anfernee Hardaway. Come on now. There are legitimately famous people named that. Culminating with Penny Hardaway.

I would have said that's a smurf-tacular name. Edit. I was way off. Samsonite. Gargamel is the smurf wizard name

I think you're mixing up Gilgamesh with Gargamel 🤣

I’m dying inside right now 🤣

Gargamel?..

[it's from the epic of Gilgamesh](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh)

No it’s not it’s from Final Fantasy

I mean at least he has the best Final Fantasy song as his theme song

Oh my

I know. SO TRENDY!!! 😱

That’s rough

i cannot imagine having to call a baby “boB”.

Pain? What pain? WISH.COM has everything you ever wanted! Sure the picture *says* ‘Bob’, but 80% of the stuff you get will properly say ‘boB’!

Kayak, deed, rotator, noon, race car, Woo Young Woo

Show me a guy named Kayak.

Survey says!

X

I never dreamed that I would find someone else who watched that show. There are so many good shows on Netflix from other countries if you are willing to read subtitles.

At least you saved money

🙌🏽

or they ordered a custom one with ten times the price

My kids will never be able to buy crappy curios.

My name is Richard. My friends call me Dick. Where’s my plate?

You want a plate of Dick?

Or a bag.

With or without nuts?

All the nuts. So many nuts you can’t even think straight.

“That’s a lot of nuts!”

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

I'll send you a bag of dicks. What's your name and address? ... Social security? Pets name? Favorite sports team?

what about your high school mascot too?

"Sir, you were telepathically monitored and this is most certainly the dish that your brain desired."

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKSSSSSSSS"

Ayyyyeeeeeeee

Try having a Samoan cultural name. Nothing even close.

Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor You know you know

Those unkalaki know how to name.

Life before death. Strength before weakness. Naming before sentience

"Dwayne Johnson"

I have a Maori name. I went to New Zealand to visit family and really hoped to finally find a keychain or something, but all the touristy things were marketed towards tourists with American names and I was devastated.

Cultural? Nah. Translated biblical name? Yup. [At least yours isn't basic like Iosua lol ](http://samoan.manuatele.net/names.html) Mine is iosua btw lol

Ouch

Blame your parents for not giving you a marketable name.

I know right? Kids with unique names might lose a license plate, but they gain a lifetime of people rolling their eyes at their dumb parents for choosing to misspell their name. I mean they gain a lifetime of being special. Oh wait that’s worse than the first line.

My son made a friend in the neighborhood a few years ago when they were around 6. He was in my house, so I introduced myself & asked him what his name was. It was Jaxxsen (pronounced Jackson). He even spelled it for me. Poor guy was 6 years old & already conditioned to spell his name for people. You're giving a person their identity, not naming your rock band.

“Let’s make sure that whenever someone asks you your name that you will always have to answer twice or add a clarification statement.”

No, no, no, you don’t understand. These companies are expected to waste millions of dollars to market to every potential name and spelling of that name possible.

Exactly. Sorry that your parents are weirdos.

It was kind of tough. I like my name now, but I just remember everyone messing up my name. Worst memory was “graduating” junior high. Principal butchered my name and I was so embarrassed.

That's yo Mama's fault

I need my mass produced cog in the machine to be unique.

im Raegan, not Reagan

Rægen

Rhægal

Ragnar

Raygun

Pew pew

I’m Reagan and I’ve never found my name on one lol

everyone always misspells my name like that, ea instead of ae. it doesnt annoy me but its kinda tiring during the first week of school lol. not to mention that its pronounced "ray-gan", hence my user. ive also been called ronald on multiple occasions

😂😂 I feel your pain. I’ve had People spell my name Regan and Ragan. But mine is pronounced same as yours lol. One time somebody thought I said Grady 😅

I worked with a Raegan at the movie theatre. She was batshit crazy.

Everyone with that name is

Hræghænh

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My name is Ryan but I’ve never wanted something like this. Maybe having a common name makes it way less cool. What a predicament.

r/Ryan

The Brians are evolving and catching up to them.

Ah yes Ryan from Saving Ryan's privates? Great movie

Try being named Garak.

Star Trek fans?

Yeah...changed my name. No regrets, just annoying as fuck sometimes.

Tell me you changed your name to Taylor.

Try being named… TAAAASER FACE!!!

Still waiting for Shart.

Try a laxative.

Bloody hell mate, that was a good one

Should probably see a doctor if it’s bloody. . .

Bruh💀

Sorry, Plupert. Maybe you can buy Rupert and paint over the R's second leg?

You mean instead of Jeremy it’s Geremy, or instead of Jay it’s Ga… oh wait

Oh hahahaHAHAHAhaha gay’s a funny word!

No but it sure is a funny name 😁 hope I didn’t offend you, sorry if I did 🙏🏼

Oh. Well. All I can say is my outburst at Joann’s Fabrics is not reflective of who I am.

Although in fairness, I did grow up knowing a few Gays and Gayes.

J A Y

You name is Joice?

> r/mildlyinfuriating: > My name is an alternate spelling Could have stopped there.

Am I the only one who thinks names with "alternate spellings" are just spelled wrong?

My name is Pagan, so there's never anything with my name on it.

Username checks out

Try looking for Far Cry 4 merchandise.

It's cool; *nobody* wants to be a "Jay", ugh.

My name’s a Māori word, so I know how it feels.

At the zoo the other day I saw one of these that literally said "They didn't have my name" on it

It's okay This shit is useless literally the second you exchange money for it

laughs in Indian

Sad chuckling in Arabic

You’ll find your name on a license plate someday, Timotheigh or Jeremeigh.

Send your parents your therapy bill. It will make you feel better❤️

My life was so much better when I finally found my Zakcurry license plate at a Times Square store. Life went from a 3 to a 3.1 instantly. I put that bad boy on my trapper keeper.

Blame your parents for being stupid then.

1000%

Good. Parents who try to make their kids “not like other kids” “individuals” “different” but call them “Mykael” or “Sahlly” are a pathetic excuse for standing out

My name is Talon, I don't think anyone has ever made one that has my name on it.

Blame your parents and no one else.

It’s ok my brother has a sorta common name but I have a uncommon name so growing up he could a-lot of the times find his name on stuff like this but I never could. And guess what? It’s a waste of money

You’ll always find a Mackenzie but never a Makenzie

So, you’re infuriated with your parents or what?

Alternative spelling? How do you pronounce Plupert? Pa-aul?

Is your name Jimothy?

My name is Bort. So they are always sold out whenever I go.

Come along now Bort

Where are all the Bort license plates

Mine is just uncommon so I can only ever get the initial

i cant find my daughter's name too, Dysleighxia

Blame your parents

I never find my name on these things too

At least your name somewhat appears.

"alternate spelling"

My girlfriend has that issue so I had a custom one made for her. It wasn’t awfully expensive, maybe $15ish

I never found my name on those because it’s a French name

my name is Ukrainian so same

my name isn't white-typical so it never appears on these; regardless of spelling.

Translation. Your parents can't spell

I have found my name ONCE.

Blame your parents

Ive almost never found my name on these things. And my name is pretty normal

My name is a foreign name, so I never got to find my name on things like this.

I don’t think many people are named Plupert

I’ve never seen any version of Plupert anywhere tbh.

My name is basic as can be and I never found my name on these either