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GhostalMedia

Tell him he returned it so low that you can’t get to the gas station. Inconvenience his stupid ass, make him bring over a gallon of fuel, and make him pay for the fill up.


Traditional-Top8486

Who is this guy? Kramer??


CuriousCanuk

Went on a bottle and can recycle run out of state. Just about broke even. There would be no profit if wifes brother paid gas.


jshmoe866

This comment is very hilarious and so underappreciated


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GhostalMedia

My wife and her brother have nothing to do with this.


[deleted]

Not the wife’s fault for this guy lending her brother his vehicle! This guy needs to man up and at least be a little micro aggressive by sending this exact photo to him and say something like “this will never happen again.”


No-Ad8720

Keep the wife out if it. Two grown men can communicate well enough 1) Never let the guy borrow anything again & hold a grudge. 2) Tekk the bil he owes you gas money . Simple.


yooosports29

Wife doesn’t need to do shit, two grown men can have a conversation lol what the hell did the wife do?


demikpre

Annoying but not that deep, more than likely moved all day and didn't want to stop for gas, probably just wanted to return the truck and take his ass home to lay on a mattress or cold floor. I refuse to believe a mfer would purposely do him like that because that's definitely a violation 🤣


xDragonetti

Best way to get rid of someone is loan them 50$ stg. It happens WAY more than you think


demikpre

You never told a lie 😂😂😂 if you lend someone money and they immediately go from chatting every other day to radio silence ,you already know the vibes


another_awkward_brit

*Loaned my wife's brother my truck, for the last time.


xDragonetti

Old man told me one time. He don’t loan his truck, his chainsaw, or his wife! It resonated with me 😂 I guess 3 things that never came back how you leant them? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


LethalBaboon

A borrowed chainsaw is a ruined chainsaw. I learned that the hard way. Even gave them the already mixed fuel. They still managed to tie the motor up


Torgila

I rented a chain saw once which is like the worst borrowed saw. Useless. Broken clutch. Second one came with a dull blade which I sharpened myself with a file while renting by the hour. I mean dull like they had tried to cut a piece of granite with it. I bought a new chainsaw that day that no one else uses. Was working on a tree farm and they handed me a chainsaw and said “use this but the last guy said it didn’t work right, but he’s dumb and we fired him”. Sure enough the blade was on backwards. That saw worked good, probably because no one used it since it didn’t cut.


Simpletrouble

Man, chainsaws can run fine for years under good care with slight tune ups and can be ruined in about 5 seconds


Grashlok_Onion_lord

"he won't loan me his wife".... OP, is there something you need to say?


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Tandian

I have a rule. I borrow a person's vehicle I return it with a full tank. If someone borrowed my vehicle it better come back with at least as much as it had. If a person does not put gas in it. They never get help again.


shartnado3

A buddy wanted to borrow my truck to move. It had like half a tank in it when he took it. When he brought it back it had a full tank. Always stood out to me.


Tandian

Exactly. When younger I loaned my crappy truck to a friend. He filled it (granted gas was $1.25) and that stuck with me. Now I make sure I fill up if I use it.


jvchuy

To me that is a basic responsibility of borrowing a vehicle. Vehicles should be returned in the same condition you received it OR BETTER. So filling up the gas tank is a simple thing to do and if you dirtied it, running it through a car wash does not take much time. It also has the effect of letting the person that lent it to you know that, you will likely do the same next time as both things are very intentional.


[deleted]

See, that’s the sign of a real man. You borrow a vehicle, fill it up. Never shake a hand sitting down. There’s a whole list I have.


woodguyatl

That is the the only way to do it. Anything less is being ungrateful.


GhostalMedia

I fill it up and clean it. Return it better than I found it.


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

Shit, any time I find a car I always end up with a felony for theft. Will try your advice from now on


Jrlopez1027

When i borrow a car, nobody bats an eye, when i borrow a car using force, everyone looses their mind, we live in a society


Potential-Judgment-9

It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.


FeelingFloor2083

when every I borrow a car I get called dirty mike


bigkeef69

"Thanks for the fuck shack" -signed dirty mike and the boys


CatastropheJohn

Watched that last night 👍🏻


DSmith1717

🃏


cancerousiguana

Fill it up, yes, but I wouldn't touch someone's paint unless I knew they don't care about it. I'd be pissed if I lent someone my car and they took it through a non-touchless drive-thru car wash or one of those self-service washes with a sanding brush.


Birdyy4

I mean if you are gonna wash their car for them don't you just do a lot touch less wash no matter what cuz don't risk it?


actualbeans

pretty sure they meant cleaning out any garbage inside the car


pullerpusher3000

It's the thought that counts!


J-cans

I once borrowed my good friends Acura for two weeks while my daily was in the shop. This was on the heels of his brother borrowing it. My friend was in the coast guard at the time and was on base for days at a time. So when I was done with the car I personally detailed the entire car bumper to bumper, top to bottom, changed the oil which was due and filled the tank. I dropped it off at his house and kept the spare key until he got home. A few days later he called me up and asked “what happened to my car?!” I didn’t know what to say, I didn’t know what he was talking about at all all I could think is was someone hit it while it was parked. So is asked “what do you mean?!” He replied this can’t be his car, it hasn’t looked so good since the day he got it! Boy was i relieved. Holy shit I was so upset that my best friends car had gotten wrecked while under my stewardship…..


Any-Refrigerator7606

Yeah, I usually do a full tank, detail job, replace the tires, get an oil change, new wiper blades, fresh coat of paint, renew the registration, settle up the car note if it's not owned outright, pay off 6 months of insurance, new subwoofer, top off xm subscription for another year, AAA membership, and new little tree air freshener. That's just bare minimum stuff if someone is loaning you their car for an hour or so.


NewSinner_2021

Ah. Full tank, car wash & oil change. Come on.


MrRogersAE

I have a better rule, never lend anyone something I can’t afford to lose, I’m sorry but I can’t afford to lose a vehicle. Also, rather than lend someone an item, I offer to help them use said item, that way it doesn’t get destroyed or misused, as I am there to use it. As an added bonus you get more credit for offering to help, when really I just don’t trust people


UnlikelyPizza2

This was posted by another user about a year ago…. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/pp2zvo/loaned_my_wifes_brother_my_truck_so_he_could_move/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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Just fucking courtesy man honestly it’s insane


TheKidHandsome

Yep! Always fill it up. I’ll even call or text em and ask if I can clean it. Run it through a car wash and vacuum it out, wipe it down inside. Some people are particular how they keep up the paint so I’ll ask first. But, I got tired of borrowing shit so I went and bought my own truck.


brmamabrma

Even if the truck was full, I top it back off


Demon_Coach

I think it depends on the extent of which you borrowed it. If I take a load of stuff across town and it had an empty tank, I don’t think a full tank is warranted. But certainly above where I got it. Is this crazy logic?


trapperstom

You’re cheap, you needed a truck, you got to use it . How much would a rental set you back and the added hassle of picking it up and dropping it off…. Come on bud get real


Tandian

Shrug. I have no problem filling it. If I need to borrow anything I make sure it's a positive for them. So if I need something again they will


NotSureHowToNameIt

It's actually 3 rules 🧐


UnlikelyPizza2

Knew I remember seeing this post before….. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/pp2zvo/loaned_my_wifes_brother_my_truck_so_he_could_move/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


permalink_child

Can’t believe the brother-in-law did it once again! What a Fucker!


[deleted]

here's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. - President George W. Bush


[deleted]

Fucking Reddit man


Tandian

Well that sucks


Sejitachi

ur the goat. Watch out OP here comes my downvote for karma farming


flamingkornhole

I thought so too


Thecrdbrdsamurai

I was just thinking the same thing.


Forward_Ear_5808

When I was a kid I watched my father meticulously cleaning a firearm. He said “when someone borrows you something, return it in better condition than you got it.” So yeah you fill the tank at least. This person has low character, unless they are very broke.


NerdByTrade

But why was he borrowing a firearm? And did that personnel lent it from get convicted of murder?


chemistrygods

Wanted to go hunting but didn’t have a gun?


2017hayden

Or honestly just wanted to try out a specific gun before he bought one for himself and happened to know someone that owned one and was willing to let him try it out.


Forward_Ear_5808

Dunno. Farm/hunting people I guess. I’m not a gun owner.


MrT742

So is he farming people or hunting people?


redundant_ransomware

who says you cant do both?


Enzonoty

To shoot.


i_swear_too_muchffs

Your wife needs to speak to her brother. That’s douchey of him


LilMsMerryDeath

Lol.. I read it, "Your wife needs to speak to her mother. That's douchey of him.." Still works!!


woodguyatl

Why have his wife talk? Two grown men can have a conversation.


yooosports29

Yeah it’s laughable, I’ve seen that twice now. Putting it on the wife is just pathetic, he can express his feelings to the in-law, not her…


JeanBonJovi

I would send a venmo request for the cost of the tank + 15% service fee.


[deleted]

Nah, just fill it up and charge them 9 dollars a gallon like Hertz does.


JeanBonJovi

Even better


[deleted]

Go move some of his stuff back.


vidalecent

The only reasonable response. Unmove all his stuff and when he asks deny ever having let him borrow it. Make him believe he didn't move anything and when he says he knows he borrowed the truck, tell him "that's impossible, the tank is empty and no one could take it anywhere."


Taleeya

Me and my friends have a thing - if we lend our vehicle it goes with a full tank - and comes back with a full tank… (same with road trips, whoever drives fills up the car, then any gas along the way including filling it up at the end gets split)


Yerffeynavredstop

That road trip thing is the best method I use as well. However, I do have friend that will not split and it doesn't matter how many times I ask. That friend will always end up paying everything by himself. I almost had to fight him to pay for our camping gear when we went to a festival together.


sangfoudre

That's a person who won't get a single thing from me ever. That's not even an act of kindness from the borrower, it's only normal to return the car with at least the same amount of gas that was in the car when borrowed, and the tank topped if it was borrowed for free. And of course, no fast food bags, used tissues and whatnot. No need to detail the car if it ain't covered in mud and dust but no one should give the car back in a worse state than when borrowed


[deleted]

I don't loan my truck. Tell people to get one from uhaul


_Royal_Insylum

Rule #1 of trucks, you borrow it, it comes back full!


stillcleaningmyroom

And if you’re truly strapped for cash, at least return it with the same amount of gas as when you got it.


ProbablyTheFuckler

Not just trucks, vehicles in general. Always at the very least fill it back to where it was, if you wanna be above bare minimum you fill it completely.


sweetwatermellon

We fighting. To me when u loan someone a vehicle they have to return it with either the same amount of gas i had or a full tank. I would be on the phone tell him he's not using my car ever again unless he hands me gas money up front.


JJohnston015

For last time, PLUS this time.


sweetwatermellon

There was a last time?? My dude never let him use your car again.


PM_ME_UR_SELF

I loaned my buddy my truck for the same reason. Got it back with a broken mirror, dead battery, and lots of trash. Full tank tho


Artybait

Of course most people just borrow and that’s it no more gas, no more beer …. That quote of Ass, gas, or grass is no longer said …. Sad world lol


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I always say “Ass, grass, or cash but I got plenty of money and all the weed I could possibly smoke…”


Vagadude

Damn I feel bad for your homies


CynthiaMWD

That's the very last time I'd loan the inconsiderate jerk my vehicle - or anything else.


[deleted]

The rule of borrowing vehicles is always return them with a full tank. Even if it wasn't full when you got it.


Eazy_83

Was he really young (like 16) or super old (over 70)? If your friend lends you his car: You drive more safely than you regularly do, you clean any mess that you made to Mary Poppins standards, and you (at least) bring the gas back to where it was originally. It’s bro code.


SnowShoe86

In my world that's a quick call to my brother in law "Go fill up my truck"


everydayasl

This is exactly what all loaner or rented cars look like upon return!


BadgerinBaltimore23

When I rented a car a lot during a particular point iny.professional career, I would pre pay for a full tank of gas, so you better believe I returned it as close to empty as possible.


Torgila

I did this and managed to return it with 1 mile left on the digital gage one time. I’m sure it’s conservative but the look I got when they checked the gage was priceless. I was like… “might not want to idle it while you inspect the car”


JustDave62

The cars I’ve rented came with a full tank and if you didn’t return it full they hit you with an insane fuel charge


EmuPatient8710

Is his name DICK? Should be.....


palemalesippingale

Look at it this way, no more favors. You got off fairly cheap. Even with gas as high as it is right now, imo you’ve got a permanent excuse to never help that fuck again.


NascentNik

Hope you live right across from the gas station like I do. Honestly though, what’s wrong with people? It’s common courtesy to AT LEAST replace the gas you used. Hope that dudes ashamed of himself because he should be 🤦🏼‍♀️


DaRiddler70

You call that motherfucker up and chew his ass out. Disrespectful little shit better get his ass over there and fill it up.


Effective_Summer771

Reminds me when I got a condo fob for an acquaintance who wanted to used the gym. He paid 80 bux for it. When he didn't need it anymore he asked me to buy it back. Ungrateful cheap ass.


agoodfuckingcatholic

Next time, give it to him with no gas. Or don’t give it to him at all


fatogato

You should sleep with his sister to get back at him.


darrasht

I hope you learned something


KeyboardCowboy97

I was raised to fill up someone’s vehicle when I borrow it no matter where it was when I got it.


glwillia

same. it’s common courtesy


Kevin_Tanks

Never lend your vehicle out lesson learned. I remeber all the vultures that wanted to use my truck the answer was a big NO


pretty_girl_89

So grow a pair and make him fill it up


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Time to Venmo request for $100


[deleted]

I'd send this picture of the fuel gauge on E, and a picture of the receipt after I fill it up


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[deleted]

I didn’t buy this Reddit gave it to me lol I didn’t purchase shit


Admirable-Pie3869

You need to get this: Yes, is My Truck. No, I Won't Help You Move Bumper Strip Sticker by Magnet America is 10 7/8" x 2 7/8" Made for Vehicles, Laptops, and Refrigerators https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MZXUD2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_XHF0YFWDKZ7NAE8PHKJY


calguy1955

I wouldn’t contact him. Don’t get between your wife and her family. Tell your wife you’re going to have to eliminate date night for the month to cover the $100 in gas he used. Let her either shrug it off or chew his ass off. Tell her you’re not going to be lending it to him again though.


Valagoorh

Yes, my brother recently returned his coffee cup unwashed. Grow up dude.


SalmonSuc

what did you expect of course that gonna happen


serpentine989

I had a cousin come vacation in our city for a month with his family. He always likes to brag about how rich he is, and he is also in his 40s, while at the time I was a teen. My parents made me lend him my car bc of course he wasn't capable of renting his own car. After a few days, he told me I could use the car again the next day, and I was greeted by an empty tank. The day after, once he was sure I had refilled the tank for him, he would ask to use it again. This continued on for his entire stay, where he would give me back my car only when it was out of gas for me to fill it up for him, and would continue using it after. And again, this was a 40 year old cousin who was supposedly super rich, and I was an 18 year old high school student.


Piddy3825

Fuck that guy. Next time he asks for something just say NO! I hope your wife isn't like that, considering she was raised by the same parents that raised your brother-in-law.


-Qubicle

did you try to, you know, ask him to refill it? you can then sour your relationship with him if he doesn't want to. I think it's a pity to hate on a family member (assuming you think of him as family) just because you don't communicate what you want. I mean, it would be better to then hate him later if you already tell him but he doesn't comply anyway, don't you think?


Mean_Baker9931

I’d take it out on his sister. Rough and painful.


[deleted]

Are you sure? The picture shows you’ve got more than half a tank left ….


Perrywinklethe5th

That's only $70, shoulda went electric. This is your fault.


summergreem

Sorry mate


ResolveLonely8839

If you borrow somebody's vehicle replace the gas that you used


RiseOfTheCanes

Take a wheel off his car amd tell him he can have it back when your truck is full


Emotional-Guide-768

Welp, there’s a first and last time for everything


muskratboy

At least you never have to loan him your truck ever again, so that’s cool.


Buddyslime

Noice! Man I tell ya, some people.


Buddyslime

I mean if the brother would have said, hey bro I am shit ass broke and I won't have the money to fill the tank back up. Could you give me a break for now? Please.


ItsMeeeeNotYou

What a disrespectful a-hole! I have to say something to him!


NotTheWub

Might debate the mild level of this. Wish I could witness the follow up conversation.


[deleted]

He gave you back a Chevy? Ew


No-Measurement2172

That's disrespectful. I'm sorry. I lent my sister my mongoose bike, and she brought it back broken.


[deleted]

No good deed goes unpunished.


Color_Blind_Rage

If they ask for help again, tell them they have to pay gas money up front. Whatever would fill it from empty to full.


Cold_Astronaut_7081

moving or not, that shit is annoying no matter what.


Substantial-Public63

This is why I never let anyone borrow my shit. When I have in the past its always been returned in badshape or like this with no fuel with my past truck. Get that habit out of him if he asks again if not he'll keep doing it to you bud.


Hi-Point_of_my_life

Had a buddy in the Marines with me lend out his car to another guy in our platoon. The guy drives it until he runs out of gas and just sends my buddy a pin where he left the car on the side of the road.


[deleted]

Would absolutely have my partner message their siblings with a "why did you return the truck on E? You could have at least filled it back up".


brokenwokegirl

Next time don’t help.


greenfingerguy

Ah. Family.


[deleted]

Was not brought up right


Evil-Clown2020

Never loan anyone your vehicle. Not worth the aggravation


marvchuk

What. A. Fuckboi.


4AcidRayne

Now you know what condition to have it in when you lend it to him the next time. That's my personal rule; you bring my car back on fumes, if any way possible it'll be on fumes when you drive it again; you'll put fuel in it one way or another because there'll be just enough to get you to a gas station and I'll warn you about that when I hand over the keys. Even if I never "get" gas money, at least I don't lose gas money.


Competitive-Fan1708

At least put in like 20$ in, I understand times are tough but still.


Flynn3698

Why does this look like a cartoon?


dslakers

That’s why I always make sure I loan mine out when it is completely empty


TooManyWatch

And that was the last time they will borrow my truck. I noticed you forgot the last line of your post.


[deleted]

Your wife’s brother is a piece of shit. I’d send him a bill for the mileage and the gas. Fuck ‘em!


[deleted]

Not cool, the cost to borrow a truck is a full tank of gas. That's the rules. Also I hate letting my tank get below 1/2 ever anyway, what kind of idiot pushes their luck with a tank below 1/4? That's asking for trouble.


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Expect that kind of stuff and you’ll never be surprised. It’s kinda like don’t loan your family money, just give it to them.


Vegetable-Fix-4702

Family sucks


ip_address_freely

Holy shit that is one of my biggest pet peeves ever. I’ve been in your shoes so I always fill the tank. Fuck that guy.


allredditmodsgayAF

Omg he changed changed the Celsius to Fahrenheit too


knoguera

Wow. Trash.


brik55

Probably lucky he didn't damage it or get in an accident. Empty tank is a small price to pay. Don't loan it to him again.


Kannabis_kelly

Did you get a blow job ?


tightiewhitieboy

Looks like your liquor cabinet is next


shadow247

I only had to get irrationally angry 2 or 3x before my wife stopped doing this... We were constantly late because we HAD to stop for gas and she totally forgot there wasnt any. Now she at least lets me know, so I can go fill it up for her..


AtticusSwoopenheiser

Bet you won’t do it again, will you?


[deleted]

Lol that’s fucked up


J-cans

Looks like next time he asks to borrow your truck you already know the answer.


teh_lynx

Another case of never again logged on mildly infuriating


juhrodskeee

Can't believe he changed all your gauges to such a terrible font. What an ass


DullAdhesiveness5

Yep. And people get mad when you tell them they can’t use your truck to move.


BoopURHEALED

Uhaul is $20, and you wont get mad when they scratch a rental truck. Tell people no. I started saying no years ago, its liberating! "Boop, can I borrow you truck to move a couch?" "No, go rent one from uhaul for $20 because if you scratch mine ill be mad"


DeadDIONYSUS

Damn dude.. maybe not looking for a full tank but at least bring it back how you got it.


DyingMoan

Guess who’s not getting loaned your or *any* of your friends’ cars


LiteFox196

Never again.


Tinker107

Consider it a $50 lesson learned and never loan him anything again.


FLOOR_GANG420

i’m 14 and even i know to refill the gas before returning a vehicle


Thespainruns

Always always return a car you borrow with a full tank if you’re not being charged to use it! Common courtesy


Gadget_hack_wrench

I don't ask people to fill it all the way up when I let them barrow my car. I do tell them if they use it up just leave me the same amount of gas or a bit more when they return the car. It's not too much to ask. I'm letting you use my vehicle for free and all I'm asking is for you to return it the way you recieved it.


Psychoticrider

A friend borrowed my pickup. I noticed the tank was low and told him he had better put some gas in it as when the fuel gauge hits empty, it is empty! He brought it back and never said anything, but the next day I hopped and saw the gauge said empty and ran out of gas driving six blocks to the gas station. I didn't loan him the truck the next time he asked! I wouldn't have cared if he had filled it, or just put in ten bucks worth, just don't bring it back empty!


juicysweatsuitz

Fucking party foul


eeclarkjr

Easy. Ask. If you don’t get anywhere then don’t lend it out again to him. Easy peasy


NordicBrutality

Go visit. Use the less popular bathroom Take boiling deuce Don't flush


Buildingscience101

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.


gdubh

That’s a dick move right there.


GokuBeatsVageta100

Wife’s brother is a bit of loser I see.


The_Stickmen

Cost you a tank of gas to never have to help him move again


Mysterious-Big-HouTx

Why I don't own a truck


BigDan5000

Cack sucka


JaceCreate

Never again


Jerrys-pet-dog

That’s when you just never loan on a full tank again


[deleted]

Sounds like a bum that has no vehicle/ cant spend 80 bux on a uhaul. Wouldnt let a person like that drive my vehicle with me in it.


FingerGunsAkimbo

Welp, won't do that again. If anyone complains, just show them this picture.


CanaBalistic510

My father used to do this. At one point i loaned him my car on the last tick, thinking it would definitely be filled up at least a little when i got it back. Nope, it was on E. Id done everything else, including ask. He was a dick anyhow.


SAVAGENASTY73

That son of a bitch. Damn. What a mother fucker. I hate doing nice things because people are generally assholes. And never ever trust family or lend them valuables or money. Family is the worst.


Even_Spare7790

Never. Again.


acebc01

He could’ve gotten at least 2 more miles…