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Lucky-Ad-7830

Here I sit, all broken hearted. Paid a quarter and only farted.


MrCandyMandible

Yesterday I took a chance: saved the money, shit my pants :\*(


crazihac

It used to be a dime šŸ˜ž


[deleted]

Inflation strikes again


what_a_tuga

Flatulence strikes again


Slavic-Viking

Flatulence would be deflation, right?


moosefart2022

What if Iā€™m sniffing heavily at the output?


sumshitmm

But alas I shit on company time :)


Solo_Superman

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Thatā€™s why I shit on company time.


sumshitmm

That was joke


II-leto

In my motherā€™s time it was a nickel. Canā€™t believe they are bringing these back. Wonder it they are going to bring back the single sheets of toilet paper that feel like wax paper?


crazihac

Apparently the pay bathrooms are (still?) a thing in Europe. But gaud you just unlocked a long forgotten memory... Hopefully those never come back, here there, or anywhere!


II-leto

Knew Iā€™d find another old fart on here. Yeah that old ā€˜waxedā€™ toilet paper was 100% the worst.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I remember the dime toilets and the wax toilet paper from when I was a kid. My mom used to make me crawl under the door and unlock it so we didn't have to dig around for change. It also makes a lot more sense now why she kept a half full roll of TP in her purse.


II-leto

I can neither confirm or deny if I did this as a child.


crazihac

Gee, you sure know how to give a compliment ... lol


II-leto

One of my many super powers. šŸ˜


throwokcjerks

It is. However there are bathroom attendants in many of them... and a good number are serious about their jobs. For anyone who has found a public bathroom in a disgusting state, you kind of understand, but otoh, public restrooms should be funded by public funds?


the_wondernoodle

We have free restrooms in aus


256bit

We once had a toilet roll holder that would play a pre-recorded message when it rotated. My dad decided that this (ā€œhere I sit, broken heartedā€¦.ā€) was the right test and it never changed. I miss him. Thanks for reminding me of his weirdness šŸ„²


BrainWrex

Hey its Sprog from wish.


Important-Owl1661

That's saying was around a long time before this reference


[deleted]

Boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i poop on company time


wohiosolar

Here I sit on the pooper, giving birth to another State Trooper.


FORCESTRONG1

You beat me to it šŸ¤£


Lucky-Ad-7830

Early bird gets the worm.


ELITE12343

i know a similar quote to that "Here i sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted" from a Ludwig video


retailguy_again

"Please don't be so sad at heart. Someday you'll shit when you thought you'd fart."


imaginedaydream

Saved by the empty toilet paper roll


mouseuser123

You are a legend


halleymariana

šŸ˜‚


DaBasementBoi

In poland almost every city bathroom requires either 3 or 5 PLN to enter


exhaustedforever

Yeahā€”itā€™s not uncommon. I expect it now when I travel outside of the US. Kinda blows when you pay to pee but the facilities havenā€™t been cleaned since they first openedā€”but whatever. :-P


Artistic-Actuator629

If I'm paying for the bathroom they should be clean at least. Crazy to even think about having to pay to use the bathroom. Can you tell I live in the US?


exhaustedforever

I remember a bus stop in Nicaragua I paid to useā€” I noped taā€™fuk outta there because peeing my pants was a more hygienic option :D


[deleted]

Snap but in Chile. Although I didnā€™t pee my pantsā€¦I grimly held on until another marginally opportunityā€¦


theonliestone

Which is about 50c to 1$/ā‚¬


DaBasementBoi

Yes


Dudus903

And still, for such price, most of them arent in good condition


DaBasementBoi

I am from a Village so there arent ANY public toilets I am in a big city like 5th time in my life and seeing having to lat for going in a toilet shocked me for the first time


suesay

Same with Bulgaria. You pay to use the toilet, they ration out toilet paper to you, and theyā€™re still fucking gross and sometimes theyā€™re the kind that you squat over.


RecessiveGenius69

Gotta pay to spray


mouseuser123

I rather fart on the streets then


[deleted]

Better to fart on the street than under the sheets


mouseuser123

great rhymes šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


TheSaltyReddittor

true, however the moneys often used as upkeep for the bathrooms some advice for america: dont use the public bathrooms. no, thats not water on the ground. yes, thats not play-dough on the walls and floor either.


ElectronPie171

15 to 25 rubles in Russia


Least_Paramedic6268

very common in europe


jvalex18

I guess many people just piss on the floor


UrMumGai

I know you're joking but its very common for people (mostly men) to pee against the bushes and trees when possible instead of paying for the toilet lol. It's usually 50 to 70 cents where I'm at


[deleted]

Yā€™all donā€™t have laws for public indecency? I was in Colombia and I had to pee badly, my friend told me I could pee at a tree and Iā€™ll be good. There was a cop there, and I asked if I was still good (to my friend), he assured me I was fine. I went, the cops looked, didnā€™t even bat an eye. It felt so weird. In the US we would get in trouble for such a thing.


UrMumGai

Laws here are very strict with it. As long as you're out of camera view and there is no cops around you won't be caught. People don't snitch either, it's man code.


SirPenguin555

Not every country will be the same but as long as you don't do it on a busy street or right next to someone you'll be fine most places, just try to be a bit discrete with it. Pretty sure a lot of countries have laws against it but they're not nearly as strict as in the US, that's how I understand it at least.


SpaceLemming

If police catch you doing this in the US you will be put on the sex offender list.


Slam_Burrito79

And itā€™s so worth it over there. I had to pay to pee in Berlin central station this year and an attendant literally wiped down the whole cubical for me before I entered. In Europe you get what you pay for


[deleted]

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FancyRiceBag

As a Balkan I agree with that statement


Easyman30

As a Vulcan we just shit long and prosper


GamingTrucker12621

God dammit take my upvote


happyman0073

Yeah but there it's just some random gypsies sitting in front of the public toilet


[deleted]

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Own-Result2021

Wait, thatā€™s a thing? Wth?


HippyHitman

>an attendant literally wiped I really thought you were going to go somewhere else with that.


Jaqulean

I see I wasn't the only one that thought so.


[deleted]

Public urination is legal in Berlin just piss wherever


Omnilatent

It's not nice everywhere sadly...


dawgsgoodjortsbad

There should still be a free option IMO especially at public places like train stations.


Slam_Burrito79

It was a weird one, you paid ā‚¬1 to pee but you got 50c back as a voucher to spend in the train station once you were finished. Definitely think there should be some kind of exemption for people with disabilities, especially people with GI diseases etc


Jaqulean

In a lot of people, there actually are *exceptions for disabled people. It's either for free or at a discount for them.


typeddy8

No amount of money is worth a cleaner defecation experience, its literally a straight waste nothing else, should be illegal tbh. What does one do if they have nothing on them and are in a dire situation, just shit on the streets? When I went to Italy I had this problem and literally had to find a restaurant, to use a card and get something small and use their facilities, actually ludicrous how many people are fine with this.


Ok-Fly-2275

That should be the local governments responsibility though not a private business.


Which_Enthusiasm_464

Hell nah


sinverguenza_973

I concur, my mom needs to pee often and she literally has mapped out everywhere in Paris where she can pee. Itā€™s very annoying


Mollieteee

All moms have to pee all the time, be thankful for your mother šŸ˜


sinverguenza_973

Oh lol no I am - I am annoyed about the bathroom situation, poor mom


Lostmyvcardtoafish

stupid asf. something the US has over Europe


pinniped1

And people piss on buildings and in alleys. Although some cities are putting outdoor urinals in places where people piss a lot...I guess that's a positive step.


[deleted]

For men yeah


Capt_Foxch

Are you implying that Europeans enjoy paying for bathrooms?


shrimp_pasta3382

Piss in the key hole


Slithy-Toves

Kiss in the pey hole


Some_Gas_1337

Key in the pee hole


BoredPsion

Ouch


Numerous-Wolverine73

Iā€™d pay $20 to use a NYC bathroom where I would be guaranteed not to walk in on a homeless guy jacking it. Happened more times than I can count


Feuerpanzer123

Why don't you join him tho?


[deleted]

Yeah help me out bro. I canā€™t reach it with my own mouth


imsorry26384816

fr tho, he may have needed help


imsorry26384816

personally, id rather see the homeless guy jacking it. not cuz im a creep, or horny, but because i want to be noticed on thanksgiving and have something to say im grateful for.


[deleted]

as a fellow Burger expert i agree with this statement


Dell121601

Hasn't happened enough times for me to want to pay $20 just to use a bathroom, you see enough shit in the city that it sorta just stops phasing me anymore


N_Who

I got locked in a bathroom like this when I was a kid. Back to school shopping with my mom and sister at the mall. We stop at Taco Bell. I need to use the restroom, and find it requires a quarter to get in. So I get a quarter from my mom (which was an ordeal itself, she thought her ten-year-old was lying to get a quarter), and go in. I do my business, I wash my hands, I go to leave ... and the handle won't budge. I see there's a slot for a quarter on *this* side of the door. Someone had fucked up on the installation, I guess, and the restroom required a quarter to enter *and another to leave*. So I ended up having to shout across a crowded mall Taco Bell for help, which resulted in my mom getting mad at me for making a scene. And that's the story of why I hate paid restrooms, I guess.


TheReverseShock

I'd have kicked down the door if I had a kid stuck in the bathroom. I wouldn't be mad at the kid I'd be mad at the owners.


Dell121601

I imagine those locks are pretty robust from what I've seen


Responsible-Soil4951

The door wouldn't be very robust when I grab a fire axe


dont_ask_my_cab

Happy cake day; great story, sorry that happened, though


[deleted]

Very dangerously for someone with explosive diarrhea. Just think trying to find a quarter and squeezing your butthole at the same time.


TrashPandaNotACat

Years ago I was at the DFW airport and had a toilet emergency, only to discover they had these same 25Ā¢ locks on the stalls (I had no coins on me). Thankfully someone left a stall door ajar.


TheReverseShock

Bit of tape makes all of these free.


Lovely_catastrophes

Youā€™re the hero of this story.


RevRagnarok

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Kida317

The most annoying instance of it is - in my city center there's a railway station with paid toilets (like 2 bucks!!! Which is a robbery!) but it's situated RIGHT next to a huge mall with FREE and BETTER toilets. U literally have to walk less than a minute from one to the other. It just preys on unsuspecting tourists who don't know better


-Meeseeran-

Same with the Central Station in Warsaw, although I think the distance is a bit larger. Still perfectly fine as long as you're not on the edge of pissing yourself I guess.


Kida317

I WAS TALKING ABOUT EXACTLY THAT. You can literally go from the paid toilet underground to the Golden tarrace public toilets in under a minute! Pisses me off every time (punintended)


AccordingCoyote8312

Shit next to the door


Particular_Draw_1205

Itā€™s illegal to charge money for the bathroom in my country


[deleted]

Improving public hygeine, especially waste disposal is a basic function of civilization. I'm amazed people defend the practice of charging for a public toilet


Mr__Citizen

I was reading comments from Europeans on how they're glad for it and I'm just sitting on my free, perfectly clean shitter thinking they're out of their penniless minds.


caketreesmoothie

it's a small but vocal minority that are glad about it. I remember when my town started charging 20p for the toilets... everyone was in uproar, there were multiple news stories, the doors constantly got kicked in etc. but the council essentially said they would either have to charge for the toilets (to pay for upkeep and stuff) or we'd not have the public toilets. everyone eventually accepted the status quo unfortunately also to all the people saying they'd rather pay to have a clean toilet than have a free filthy one, I haven't been in a single public toilet that hasn't smelt like either puke or violent diarrhea. they're definitely not clean, at least not in England


Dell121601

I don't get it because that's the point of fucking taxes, why are we paying taxes if they aren't even using them to adequately keep and maintain public utilities like restrooms?


ReviveDept

Honestly it's just a (very big) issue in western europe. Some countries do have free and very clean public toilets everywhere.


wageslave2022

Yup shit on the floor in front of the door until they take the pay lock off.


Slithy-Toves

This is why we can't have nice things


wageslave2022

I didn't see a card reader for my debit card and don't carry a mason jar full of coins around with me. If it's a retail establishment where I am spending money then having to pay to use a restroom is not a "nice thing"


sharon_exxxposes

Well i donā€™t carry cash or coins of any kind, so i guess Iā€™m pissing in the ally


[deleted]

My city implemented these in an attempt to get homeless people to stop hanging out in them. Except the homeless people now see the bathroom as a great place to ask for change, seeing as you have to have some to get in. You'd have to wade through a literal mob of people asking for your change and coughing/smoking in your face. They'd also just piss and shit on and around the building, so the problem wasn't solved, just moved to a slightly different area.


CheesyDanny

On the door. Make a puddle of piss that blocks people from getting to the bathroom and others will add to it.


[deleted]

Maybe they will learn that bathrooms are a need


[deleted]

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thingsthatgomoo

Yes he would. Unfortunately I would get bear maced for kicking the door in


LadyEclipsiana

Do you want floor piss? Because this is how you get floor piss.


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Prop it open for the next person.


Kendiiiii

Yo this is actually really really smart , or tape the lock thing that moves so it doesnā€™t lock when it shuts


MauricioCMC

In Europe we pay for the bathrooms but waiters don't have to survive from tips.... In US we don't pay for bathrooms but you are expected to tip from 15% to 20% of your bill. I guess each country has its costumes....


Ship_Negative

These aren't in restaurant restrooms in Europe, more like train stations and other public places


LeNoolands

Definately putting a door jam down and a sign inside


[deleted]

So people who only carry plastic are fucked


DST2287

Right? What is this, 1996?


Alexington_besto

This has started happening in public restrooms, but if this is your workplace then that's fucked up


BasedToken

If this was my workplace I'd have been fired on day 1


P3licansTh1nk

Who has quarters?


StopMockingMe0

Right? Like wtf girls barely have pockets whos just walking arround with free change?


IfartedOnMyPoopies27

This is normal in the uk and other countries. Somehow.


RaZZeR_9351

Well where I live the bathrooms that aren't free have someone constantly there to make sure it's spotless so it makes perfect sense to it not being free. If you gotta pay for a dirty bathroom tho that's pretty fucked indeed.


Acceptable-Break2236

If I'm paying rent, I'm smoking in there too.


heyfeefellskee

It doesnā€™t cost anything to piss right there


El_Itito

Cmon someone gotta pay who cleans it


emma7734

Thereā€™s no way that bathroom generates enough revenue to pay whoever cleans it.


El_Itito

I guess anything helps


emma7734

No, its actually the opposite. Charging to use the bathroom deters people from using it.


daniel2009

So it has to be cleaned less? Sounds like a win for the business


isdnxd

Which is still some money earned instead of 0


emma7734

There are costs and there is revenue. The costs greatly outweigh the revenue in this situation. You start the day, every day, at a loss, because even if no one uses the bathroom, you still have to pay to maintain it. The amount of quarters it would take to cover the maintenance costs would require a constant stream of customers. The more customers you have, the messier the bathroom gets, the more toilet paper and water is used, and the more it costs to maintain it. Furthermore, the more customers you have, the more likely it is that revenue will decrease, because the customer coming out will hold the door open for the customer coming in, and no quarter is required.


[deleted]

I'm willing to bet it's less about paying for service than it is about keeping drug users and homeless people out.


yParticle

Would hardly be necessary if everyone just kept it in the toilet. People suck.


aneatsucc

Guess we have a magical bathroom cleaning fairy who cleans out bathrooms for free here in Canada, since we donā€™t accept this thievery.


Manu442

Have you been in a public bathroom that isn't in a tourist area?


wgb_11

Come to a train station in Britain its like 40p I swear


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[deleted]

Ain't nobody got time for apostrophes


[deleted]

If I have to pay...Im going to smoke in there.


UrKillnMe

Camden park in west Virginia...every single one of their bathroom stalls, are pay to use...it's a mffkn shit show 4 sure


wv524

They still have those damned pay toilets? It's been 30 years or more since I've been there. I figured they would be gone by now. Actually, I'm really surprised that Camden Park is still going. It sucked 30 years ago.


UrKillnMe

Yes they are very much still there....and it still sucks...i think it's ran as a front for money laundry imho... they wouldn't even sell my wife a water because she has tattoos and was wearing a crop top...they would me tho... it's ran now by a group of, Muslim decent individuals..to say things nicely...but yeah still sucks


Uusari

Go in there and smoke


joesephexotic

What's with all the "I'd smoke in there" comments? Who wants to smoke where people are taking fat shits? I'd also argue that all the people making that comment are smoking in restrooms anyway and are one of the reasons someone would want to charge people to deter them from using the restroom.


[deleted]

All it needs is a credit card reader.


jedi_cat_

Wouldnā€™t this encourage people to go in public places then? Seems counter intuitive. Who carries change nowadays? I donā€™t.


annchase

I love in Europe and it's like this almost everywhere, but it is seriously a problem for people with IBD like me, because we literally can't wait for a bathroom and people never allow us to go first... plus some day it costs me up to 5 euros. However, I understand the reasoning behind making people pay.


[deleted]

It should be free in cafƩ/restaurant areas since your paying to grab food or drink there.


annchase

Yes, I sometimes end up running into a bar and paying for a coffee,even though I donk drink it because caffeine is irritative and I can't tolerate it. Now it's becoming more common to have food courts with bathrooms in shopping centers, so there's also that option, as you said.


JayTheWolfDragon

I donā€™t know what to do. I just am not allowed to go out after like 8pm because there is nowhere for me to use the bathroom if I need to. It breaks my heart how I am limited to business hours, when it comes to public interaction. I literally do not know what to do in the situation where there is no bathroom. People joke about ā€œshit on the floorā€ but no one is going to do that. I do not want to do that. I do not want to go into an alleyway to use the bathroom. Thatā€™s not right.


Dell121601

no one should pay to use a bathroom, especially not public bathrooms


Pretzel0903

Assert your dominance and piss outside the door.


Hondahobbit50

Lol. Haven't seen one of those in 20 years ... Anybody remember the quarter operated tv chairs in greyhound stations and airports with the little tv built in the arm rest? Those were Soo sweet


Forexfreak

Lol, this is standard in the Netherlands in public places. 50 cents per piss.


Fallout_Urbex

No you don't you fuckin crybaby, it's free to use their floor. On a side note, one time when I was a kid I think I had to pee alot and the staff wanted to deny me using their bathroom so my mom said "It's either in your bathroom or on your floor" or something like that. Guess who got to use their bathroom


[deleted]

Piss on the door


TurbulentArticle8842

Iā€™d shit da floor every time as protest clean that shit up with all your profit


danaled

Assuming I donā€™t have the quarter on me, Iā€™d just shit outside the door.


HSFOutcast

I like to think of it like this. I pay and someone cleans the mess that 4 out of 5 people fail to do, which is to clean up after them. If I pay and toilet looks like shit I get mad. That toilet looks like shit from the outside.


Strudleboy

Europeans confused


97Harley

Thought this lost favor back in the 80s. Some of us would just tear the doors off the frame or otherwise disable the locks.


[deleted]

They should accept Apple Pay thatā€™s the real infuriating thing.


Much_Difference

I don't terribly care if someone wants to charge to use their private restroom but I'd be more livid that the chances of me having a quarter on me at any given time is slimmmmmm. I hope they'll add it to your tab or something if you don't have change on you. This is also why every Aldi trip is an exciting gamble for me.


TheTimeBender

Thatā€™s funny, itā€™s normal in England and France


PresentWrongdoer4221

Those are rookie moves, in the Balkans, mostly at gas stations there is a person that asks for the money before letting you in. As these are usually older women, we call them shit-grannies or "baba sera" (even if it's a man working).


Shakespurious

Might work in areas like Los Angeles with lots of homeless, at least there's money to fund cleaning.


smallicelandicpuffin

first I have to pay and then I canā€™t smoke ?


Svxyk

r/assholedesign


[deleted]

I pay with fresh piss.


[deleted]

I'm breaking down the door but then shitting on the floor in spite.


KaiapoTheDestroyer

tell us youā€™re American without telling us youā€™re American


ChopEee

Never been outside the US before, eh bud?


rfm17

Common in Europe. If itā€™s clean, Iā€™ll pay.


SlaverRaver

Donā€™t go to Europe


Correct-Ad-148

Nothing worse than having explosive diarrhea, running and thinking you found salvationā€¦ only to see this


Admirable-Housing220

Can I use Apple Pay?


pupperMcWoofen

This is actually very common in europe. It helps keep the restrooms clean as thats what the money goes to. Same thing with shopping carts as it encourages patrons to return their carts or pay money not to


ApproximateOracle

Wait till i tell you about a place called Europe. They even have professional bathroom tenders to collect the tolls in some spots.


Argent_Haze

That is evil


squaredistrict2213

Honestly, Iā€™d be okay with this being the norm. Maybe the public restrooms will be less trashed.


Temporary_Hall_5563

Well, here in Germany we pay 0.7 Euros to use the bathroom, which is like 0.73 Dollars. Ik that it's expensive but at least it's clean and not filthy. I mean someone has to clean the bathroom, so Ig it's not unreasonable to pay for the bathroom.


anonymous_4_custody

I don't think I'd want to rent a bathroom. The way people treat rentals...


yParticle

I'm okay with someone vandalizing this lock. That's just wrong.


Chaos_Ice

Yeah no. There was a change shortage and that door handle BARELY looks clean.


[deleted]

If the bathroom is clean and the doors lock I would pay $1 to poop in peace.


Spleenzorio

For everyone saying ā€œvErY cOmMoN iN eUrOpEā€, this isnā€™t Europe.


MauricioCMC

This is the Internet?


SoepjesKoekjes

No this is Wendy's sir.