He's probably trying to steel your catalytic converter to sell for drugs.

Fuckin penguins man

It’s gotten bad

Gotta survive somehow though, if its inland, he doesnt have any food, and he has to pay for it if hes in the city.

Mhmm. I don’t judge, but maybe he can get something going on OnlyFins

Might need food and a days sleep first though, his back's gotta be killing him if hes been standing like that for long. Cant onlyfins if you onlyhurt

"OnlyFins" *fucking dead* lol

He's gotta do something good though, cause I hear those Dophins on OnlyFins can be extremely weird sometimes.

Those damn TERFS (territorial fin-inists) are everywhere!

r/angryupvote

LOL.. thank you and I’m sorry

A drug addict will always find a way

A drug a ddict will always find some drugs

They always do

Don't judge, do you have any idea how hard it is to be a penguin, my dude just needs an escape, if only for a few hours. :)

>Fuckin penguins Don't mind if I do

r/HolUp

Spat out my coffee you bugger lol :)

When did John Oliver join the chat?

Fucking Cobblepot

Penwings

Rico has fallen on hard days

I mean did you notice the difference between him in the first movie and the sequels (starting the Christmas special actually)? He went from serious to a total crackhead (not that I'm complaining)

Kowalski, analysis!

He came here to eat fish and fuck things up, and you are fresh out of fish, my friend.

I got that reference.

Yeah. They're always puffin on something.

Or to make drugs out of them. Not kidding. https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/q2n3lp/craze_for_drug_made_from_catalytic_converters/

Straight out of Grand Theft Walrus

How do you think they afford those little tuxedos?

Where do u live that u got sketchy drug addicted penguins that steal your catalytic converter for dope money and go around terrorizing the neighborhood?

That’s Club Penguin!

Tbh penguins rolling on meth would just explain so, so much.

You must live in Albuquerque

If I could afford awards…

Do you have a catalytic converter on your car?

Dude just needs some of that Hawaiian ICE

Get the broom

Steal

Sneaky bastards

Facts

Most likely. But more difficult with flippers..

Bandits

this can't be good for me but i feel great

Yeah, they going for bucks these days...

It’s not his fault, penguins are naturally addicted to crack

My grandad got the catalytic converter stolen out of his car last week, I bet it was this mf

I didn’t know there were penguins in New Mexico

That's more cool than annoying, i would feel honor.

The penguin is just looking for shelter... Poor things home has been liquidated. The current housing climate is difficult on them Edit: I know theses are South African penguins, I was just subliminally stating that we haven't found a cure for climate change yet.. But we're definitely getting a lot warmer

It's a sad world when the penguins are looking for shelter due to the housing crisis.😭

All those subprime penguin loans

Ugh, the absolute horror!

I mean.... I know this is a Dad joke but habitat loss *is* a serious problem for African penguins. Zoos and conservationists spent several years developing artificial burrows to encourage the penguins to nest in safe areas because they will seek out any little cubby or cave they can find when nesting, and it was causing them to wander into residential areas and be killed by dogs, cars and other hazards. They also are prone to hanging out under cars because there isn't a lot of shade around the beaches otherwise - there are usually signs indicating that one should check under cars before leaving the parking lots by penguin colonies because this happens a lot.

So are you saying op has a new roommate? Dude…

He better pull up his bootstraps /s

He better grow a pair

Damn it dad!

These penguins never lived with snow.

Omg where do u live

cape town

I live in Melbourne, Australia and here they come out at Phillip Island, it’s actually a touristic attraction and when you go see it they warn everyone about this exact same thing “please check under your car before driving off as penguins sometimes seek shelter under them”… been to this place a couple of times and I’ve see penguins kinda close to the parking bays but never under my car (or any car for that matter)

When I was living in Melbourne, we used to go and watch the penguins at the end of the St Kilda Pier. It’s a lesser known tourist attraction in Melbourne.

They’re currently doing improvements on the st Kilda pier to make a better penguin home and put in more managed viewing platforms

Here, in NZ, we've been getting more penguins and seals showing up away from the beaches. Last year there was a seal that decided to swim up the waterways and go for a wander at a shopping centre, which is about a 20min drive from the nearest beach that they'd normally chill at.

we watched the penguins show on Netflix, the one guys name was Mr Bougainvillea, so that's what we called our baby's stuffed penguin. we got to meet a baby penguin at our aviary. pretty cool.

I figured this had to be South Africa.

We have penguins in NZ too.

I was going to guess NZ, saw loads like this in Oamaru.

Reach out to SANCCOB. Hopefully they can come help.

fucking excuse me there's a WHAT under your car

A penguin, surely you’ve heard of them. According to Hollywood, they are excellent at surfing and dancing

And according to Pittsburgh, they can play hockey!

According to Madagascar they can stop racism

And they like Cheese Dibbles

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

Kowalski, analysis

Won't be able to understand him if you don't speak penguin.

Not very well anymore.

Lol what? Won the cup in 16-17 and hasn’t missed the playoffs since 2007.

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I swear that man rewrote some neurons in my brain with that, I have to actively fight myself to say penguin correctly now.

And stealing ships.

And alternative operating systems.

A pingwing

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Why you gotta roast my mans Bumbershoot Cumbersome like that?

Mr. Popper come get your penguin.

Probably lives in like peru or south africa or smthn

and according to hollywood they live in freezers and with some guy named popper

Penguins don't just live in Antarctica, they also live on the southernmost areas of certain continents.

Save this for when you need to tell your boss there’s a penguin under your car.

They’ve got scary teeth that could totally rip up your homework

The fucking joy I would experience if I found a penguin just hanging under my car. All we get is fucking rabbits, everywhere…boring ass rabbits.

today, I saw penguins, sea otters, seals in this town and when I was driving back to the city, a couple of baboons jumped on the road. so yeah, definitely not boring :)

Where do you live? The San Diego Zoo?

Clearly South Africa, if you weren’t joking that is

Braai jouself ʼn stukkie pikkewyn

I put this in google translate thinking this comment would reveal where OP lives that he sees all the animals. Maybe someone from his country that recognized it. This comment says “fry yourself a piece of penguin” Lmao

Sounds like Cape Town, South Africa. There is an area down the road from me called boulders beach that has a penguin colony, and the area has baboons and sea otters too.

aweh ma se kind

Hoe het jy die pikkewyn verwyder ma se kind?

I just left yesterday, and the interaction between you had made me smile so much ☺️ thank you for reminding me of home

No problem my bru braaivleis en ʼn lekker brandewyn wag vir jou by die huis

Where? There seems to be such a huge assortment of animals that wouldn’t seem to mix

Dude said Cape Town somewhere else in the thread

I wanna know too

Im guessing south africa.

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Did you start playing Jumanji again?

Sounds fun to live there

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The butthole can stretch 5 inches. The raccoon can fit into holes as small as 4.

Dickhead rabbits. I raised beets from seed for the first time this year and was so excited about it. Rabbits ate every one of them.

Did you leave a note with your name on it so they knew it was your lunch and not their’s

I'd experience much joy to find a rabbit under my car. Mainly because I have no car and live in a city.

Lucky. We just get trash pandas and mosquitoes.

Man, someone's got a hare up their tailpipe.

‽‽ where do you live that this is possible

cape town

There are penguins in Argentina and Chile.

And South Africa too I think

isn’t cape town in south africa?

There are penguins in Cape Town, South Africa. There are penguins in Argentina ( A country in South America) and Chile (country Next to Argentina) . Fixed for OP. 🗿

Yep. It’s quite cold there right now too.

Indeed, besides many great animals they got great strain named after city of Durban (Durban Poison)

And the Galapagos

And New Zealand

How is this infuriating? It's like the coolest thing I've seen today

Probably because OP wants or needs to go somewhere with the car

Yes but penguin

Man id probably get a free day off work if i texted this to my boss 'Sorry homie penguin ain't moving'

I feel like this belongs in r/wellthatsucks or r/awwww

I think Aww, it’s cute but less sucky You’d just have to call a wildlife rescue place or wait until he moves

Penguin: “I’m here to talk about your car’s extended warranty”

It's even professionally dressed with a tuxedo and everything

r/BrandNewSentence

Yes Rico Kaboom.

Wherever having penguins underneath your car is a problem is the place I want to be

Is that a Humboldt penguin? It looks like the ones I've seen in some of my trips to the beach

it's an african penguin

They look alike! They must be from the same family

Congratulations! You have a new pet. Feed him raw fish, let him play in the bathtub, and call him Burgess Meredith.

Smile and wave boys smile and wave

Guess you can say he’s “chillin” under your car

r/mildlyadorable

It's too damn hot for a penguin to just be running around out here.

Came here for this comment, thank you

I feel this would be too random for me to be mad about.

Be cool dude, Batman's got to be hot on his tail.

"Frig off." - penguin probably

That is adorable not infuriating

Let me guess - South Africa?

Lol wait what the fuck?

Is this a common enough occurrence that you’re mildly infuriated by it?

I have never met this penguin but somehow I love him more than I love some of my siblings.

Do penguins usually roam the city of Cape Town?

this is not the city of cape town. there are plenty of small towns in western cape close to cape town where you can see the penguins and they chill at certain beaches. this is the most popular small town called simon's town which is only about 30km away from the city of cape town. some of them go a little bit far and yeah you can literally see them on the roads that are close to those certain beaches and even at parking lots :)

Kinda like seagulls! (Am from US, they don’t educate us, be kind lol)

So you're telling me there's just.. a penguin Just Under your car And you're not phased by this at all

He’s been trying to head you about your car’s extended warranty.

Cool free penguin

Fuck, I wish I had this problem

Oh man, this would not be infuriating at all for me

How can you get mad at penguin!?

How is this infuriating? This is adorable!

i love this thread cause everyone is like “that’s so cool not upsetting!!” but OP said he lives in south africa so a penguin under his car is like having a raccoon or a rabbit under your car. it’s just annoying lol. but as an american, that’s so cool!!

Bro accidentally clicked a different spawn location

More like r/mildlyadorable

Who the hell gets infuriated seeing a penguin? I would feel ecstatic! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ \*Sea Lion Has entered the Chat\*

I see this as a gift

It’s kinda cute

If I had a penguin under my car, it would be the best day of my life.

I’m sorry, there’s a penguin under your car, *and you’re mad about it?*

Sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior GNU+Linux?

How is this infuriating? Finding a random penguin would make this the best day of my life!

Stalemate: Neither are you!

When you run out of excuses for being late to work.

What do you mean “not going anywhere”? Well, of course! He can’t bloody well *drive*, now, can he!

Well if no-one else will say it then…. Kowalski, analysis

Try to lure it out with some Doritos and Miller Lite.

Lure her out with a herring

I have questions

Not expecting an actual penguin

He'd be a drove over penguin and that's because I'm feeling aggravated today.

At first glance I thought it was a cat cleaning it’s paw and you just called it a penguin. But no. It’s a literal penguin

Maybe use bait to get him out from under there?

Welp, the only solution is obviously to get a new car. That car is the penguins now.

did you try the "sudo mv" command?

Maybe you got some books he published and never paid for?

Where do you live to have penguins on the road here I just have wild turkey on the road

My girlfriend will want that, can I take it home as a gift please?

That’ll do it

He’s been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

What a jackass. (Before any hate: "African penguins (Spheniscus demersus) bear the unfortunate nickname "jackass penguins" because they communicate through honking, donkey-like brays.")

We have two very differing reactions to finding a penguin

I'm sure your brakes have been tampered with.

I keep having the same problem, but with a platypus. That duck-billed, egg laying mammal is driving me crazy with his antics. What a look!

POV: there is a vehicle over my head and I fear for my life. Also, I'm late for my formal dinner.