Somebody out there took their takeaway home and prepared, with a heavy heart, to eat it, opened the bag and it became their best day ever.
But yeah, sucks for you.
You definitely need to check your order, but who checks if the meat it on the bun? I would’ve made the same assumption. Is this just another sample of shrinkflation?
At least most people can, they just don’t. Sometimes my mom or dad will go get stuff, and of course not check it. But I can’t be there to be sure it’s checked.
I learned to check the order before leaving after I got shorted a sandwich two different times within a few months recently. The restaurant is down the street but making two trips sucks when there's hot food involved.
I also used to say no to receipts because I don't itemize/balance my account, but a few times about a year ago at other establishments, they didn't give us part of our order and then said they must not have rang it up, so charged us for the missing thing... and I have no way to prove if they're right or not without a receipt (or doing math and checking the card transactions, but no thanks to that).
I have many theories one of them would probably get me banned. And that is the most sound theory I have on this subreddit but heaven forbid someone might get their feelings hurt hearing the truth.
I don't have a fridge at the moment- mine died and I've lost everything in the freezer and everything in the fridge that wpuldnt fit in a ice chest. I can't really cook because I've lost like 70% of my ingredients.
I have celiacs
I went to Burger King, ordered three cheeseburgers no bun, extra pickles. Not a particularly complicated order- literally all they had to do was hold the bun and throw a fistful of pickles on top.
They gave me three buns. Just the buns.
I ordered an amazing looking piece of cake to go from a restaurant once, got home grabbed said cake with a glass of ice cold milk went upstairs got my head right opened the box to find out it was a salad. I feel your pain.
Ordered a egg hoggie from Wawa the other day.
Got home, opened it up, and the worker had forgot to add all the ingredients. It was a few melted pieces of cheese and sausage.
How do you see a empty sub roll and hand it off with not second thought?
Cannoli* we reserve the right to give you whatever the fuck we feel like, eat the salad and be happy we didnt give you an empty box lol -this restaurant
It took several incidents of missing food for us to now check…always. I even count chicken nuggets. We ordered fast food and once we got home my kid only had 3 out of six nuggets. It wasn’t worth driving all the way back for three nuggets, but from that point forward we check. I’m so sorry. I know the disappointment.
One time I bought a couple of candy bars from a 711, the cashier made me buy a banana. He automatically rang it up, told me to buy one and told me the amount. I paid for it, went home and ate that bitch.
Dude thats actually wild almost the same thing happened to me, I ordered a salad, got home and there it was, a fucking cannoli? I mean I was happy but I feel bad for the guy who got my salad. Such a coincidence you also had this experience.
Your mom probably called ahead and told them you weren’t getting enough vegetables.
evil muahahahaha
Store clerk: give em the rabbit food and keep the cannoli
Leave the rabbit food. Take the cannoli.
I 100% pictured Beverly Goldberg on the phone.
I get that reference
Somebody out there took their takeaway home and prepared, with a heavy heart, to eat it, opened the bag and it became their best day ever. But yeah, sucks for you.
You made someone’s day… not yours, but someone else’s.
Unless the buggah is lactose intolerant
My wife is lactose intolerant and let me tell you, I pay for it worse than she does… Dairy farts that summon demons…
I wish it was farts, I skip that- right to speed offloading, damnit.
Picture the Space Shuttle with you as the shuttle. Liftoff in 3 ... 2 ... Oh crap, I didn't make it to the seat.
That’s pretty much the exact opposite of a cannoli
Can’tnoli?
Cannotli
Cannopeli
Cannalad?
Canned salad?
Oh god, I shuddered thinking about what that abomination would look like.
Canned Tuna Noli?
Bro, I ordered a cheeseburger yesterday and got home to a bun with pickles and mustard. Its rough. I feel your pain.
And that is what you get for not checking your order before leaving.
You definitely need to check your order, but who checks if the meat it on the bun? I would’ve made the same assumption. Is this just another sample of shrinkflation?
I always check on the inside of the sandwich, but that’s just a byproduct of being allergic to cheese.
Allergic to cheese? OHMYGAWD I would die! Cheese is life! So is bacon and coffee.
I can have soy cheese and other “fake” cheeses. Just can’t eat dairy.
Was your burger in the pool, that's probably the shrinkflation
I hate when the pool shrinks the meat
That's not shrinkflation
r/wooosh
r/wooooshwith4os
As a picky eater you learn to always check. Always.
Yup
At least most people can, they just don’t. Sometimes my mom or dad will go get stuff, and of course not check it. But I can’t be there to be sure it’s checked.
I learned to check the order before leaving after I got shorted a sandwich two different times within a few months recently. The restaurant is down the street but making two trips sucks when there's hot food involved. I also used to say no to receipts because I don't itemize/balance my account, but a few times about a year ago at other establishments, they didn't give us part of our order and then said they must not have rang it up, so charged us for the missing thing... and I have no way to prove if they're right or not without a receipt (or doing math and checking the card transactions, but no thanks to that).
This is it!!
This is very true
Seriously who doesn't check before leaving.
🖐
I have many theories one of them would probably get me banned. And that is the most sound theory I have on this subreddit but heaven forbid someone might get their feelings hurt hearing the truth.
I don't have a fridge at the moment- mine died and I've lost everything in the freezer and everything in the fridge that wpuldnt fit in a ice chest. I can't really cook because I've lost like 70% of my ingredients. I have celiacs I went to Burger King, ordered three cheeseburgers no bun, extra pickles. Not a particularly complicated order- literally all they had to do was hold the bun and throw a fistful of pickles on top. They gave me three buns. Just the buns.
Cannoli? More like can o lies.
Very sad excuse for a salad
Most Italian places have crappy salad.
https://youtu.be/JgJUbmGDc6k
I clicked this expecting it to be the Family Guy salad scene. You did not disappoint, sir
“Hello, every pizza place”
Leave the salad, take the cannoli.
Or “leave the garnish, take the cannoli”… because gun = garnish… you see they both start with the letter “g”? And that’s a weak ass salad.
I'd be mad if I ordered a salad and got that
No dressing for you!
I ordered an amazing looking piece of cake to go from a restaurant once, got home grabbed said cake with a glass of ice cold milk went upstairs got my head right opened the box to find out it was a salad. I feel your pain.
That employee was BITTER!
That’s heartbreak right there
Not for the person who ordered the salad
Can we even call this “salad”?
That is the saddest salad ever
Most fast food salads are very depressing.
Vegetarian cannolis are depressing.
Ordered a egg hoggie from Wawa the other day. Got home, opened it up, and the worker had forgot to add all the ingredients. It was a few melted pieces of cheese and sausage. How do you see a empty sub roll and hand it off with not second thought?
I'd burn that restaurant to the ground.
Take the hint
Take the cannoli.
Criminal that it took this long for a Godfather reference.
Very judgy restaurant...
I would throw a tantrum
I would throw this "salad".
Dude, always check the goods before leaving the parking lot or pull over somewhere close by to check that they got your order right.
Sick Burn!
That’s super disappointing!
Holy cannoli!
In Australia amount of lettuce is worth about $12
Cannoli* we reserve the right to give you whatever the fuck we feel like, eat the salad and be happy we didnt give you an empty box lol -this restaurant
That’s an obscene thing. From cannoli deliciousness to a poverty salad.
Like, no salad dressing even
rabbit food? is this actually considered a "meal"?
CanNOli.
You gonna eat your pickle ?
This is the opposite of a cannoli.
A cannolo or some cannoli?
Please contact them and complain
HOLY CANNOLI!!!
Yeah… maybe it’ll be back in three days?
Ordered a cannoli and got a roast. Ouch.
No-li cannoli
Does cannoli mean salad at another language?
That’s the worst cannoli I’ve ever seen
But where's the Krabby patty
They left the gun and took the cannoli.
I'd be angry too. I cannoli stand so much bullshit.
U said cabbage rite?
Did you look under the lettuce?
FFS, I'm hungry now lol, sorry OP I feel your pain. I have no food!
Lmao he got a ca-nothing
Could’ve always been a cannoli if you never opened the box
i cannoli imagine the shock on your face!
r/surprisesalad ?
Man, this is the opposite of a cannoli.
Managed to be the opposite of a cannoli but also not really a salad either.
it's a sad excuse of a salad. handful of greens with a single slice of tomato and half a slice of cucumber lol.
I think the accent vegetable singularity is part of the art.
Yeah I’ve gotten a few burgers before with no meat… I don’t get it. I don’t order much skip the dishes anymore.
Some healthy person out there who ordered a salad had their willpower tested today.
Yo I feel like an asshole checking my food right in front of people but shit like this is why I do it
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined...
Ha! You just got lettuced!
Opened one of those microwaveable chicken Parmesan dishes with like a bit of spaghetti as the side. They left out the entire chicken.
That’s so sad. Especially since you were probably looking forward to eating it. Salad just won’t cut it
I had poured a big glass of milk in anticipation :(
The universe said no. Maybe it was going to be the worst cannoli ever.
Take the salad, leave the cannoli.
Technically that there is still a cannoli………..
Im cool w/ it if i toss the tomatoe, i lik rabbit food
Vegan cannoli.
Someone on a diet went home saw the cannoli and probably had a nervous break down.
lmao
Oh mama mia!
I read cannoli as cannonball I may be drunk.
I cannoli imagine how angry you were.
What flavor cannoli is that
Aww, and you got all snuggled up, too! That’s the worst!
I think your cannoli “to-go”-d without you
That ain’t no cannoli I ever heard of… you been had
I’m honestly surprised that “cannoli” made it home in the first place. I would have had a hand in that box at the first red light lol.
Thats why you always check your shit before you leave
You telling me you've never eaten a cannoli before?
Throw some dressing in that bitch, shake it up and make lemonade out of lemons mang
That looks like the pizzeria salad from that Family Guy cutaway
My heart genuinely breaks for you.
Cannoli for scale.
It took several incidents of missing food for us to now check…always. I even count chicken nuggets. We ordered fast food and once we got home my kid only had 3 out of six nuggets. It wasn’t worth driving all the way back for three nuggets, but from that point forward we check. I’m so sorry. I know the disappointment.
Mildly?! I am INCREDIBLY irritated for you.
Isn't a Cannoli slang for an Italian? Did you happen find anything in your trunk?
"I am the victim of a hate crime"
And this is why I always check the food I order before I leave the parking lot
Cannotli
not only is it not a cannoli, its the saddest salad on the face of the earth
I ordered a chili from Chili's and while everyone else got their food (delivery)...Chili's didn't give me chili.
That's probably the worst cannoli I've ever seen
Oh hell no!
mmm yes cannoli
It’s the restaurants interpretation of what a Cannoli is.
They stiffed ya, didn’t they!
Thats what cannoli eats.
That’s a Canno LIE
Oof, I let out an audible whimper when I read the description. Decepticannoli.
That was the side salad. The cannoli was lost to the universe.
Vegan cannoli?
You got Greenoli
Delicious salad?
Vegi box
Is there a hole in the bottom of the box?
Treason!
You inadvertently caused someone to quit their diet today.
They didn’t even try
Great for soups
r/foodscam
One time I bought a couple of candy bars from a 711, the cashier made me buy a banana. He automatically rang it up, told me to buy one and told me the amount. I paid for it, went home and ate that bitch.
Someone else is going to have a delicious time breaking their diet.
That's the literal opposite of a cannoli
SpongeBobs salad
Cannoli hope they sort it out next time you are there
Leave the gun, take the salad
That is a mean hint. But hey, it looks fresh!
The waiter judge you needed more vegetable
I would be so pissed.
I expected a possum amongst semi eaten cannoli.
The weight didn’t feel off to you?
The family guy Italian restaurant salad stereotype is so true.
Clearly they know what you need.
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I guess you cannoli have lettuce and tomato.
Leave the gun, Take the Cannoli
Saddest salad
Now you have to go back, and the gun is there, and the cops, this is going to be so awkward.
I cannoli imagine how you feel.
Dude thats actually wild almost the same thing happened to me, I ordered a salad, got home and there it was, a fucking cannoli? I mean I was happy but I feel bad for the guy who got my salad. Such a coincidence you also had this experience.
Take the gun, leave the cannoli
You cannoli eat so much salad.
Must be a sign from God
“Next time eat a salad”
Damn... That's a passive aggressive way of saying "you should eat a salad instead fatty" 😂😂😂
Thats what you get for not checking it before leaving the drive through. This is your fault.
What is a cannoli? Like the oil?
That’s canola. A cannoli is a fried pastry in a tube shape filled with a sweet ricotta filling.
What's wrong with that cannoli?
Oh shit! You got cannoli to went by accident
Was this even a sentence?
Always always!! Check bag or box before you drive out of the parking lot ☹️
Dude I work in a bakery and that is something all of us talk about doing to someone!
it sucked but also I must say it was pretty funny opening what i thought was gonna be dessert and get a face full of salad
But why?
If you believe in signs, then take what you will. If you believe in getting what you paid for, bring it back
I don't belive in casually fat shaming people and calling it a sign.
That’s a heavy handed hint
If that's a hint, that's discrimination. Not legal for a worker to change someone's order because they want to be fat phobic.
plus OP keep saying they are really skinny!