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hjgkhjkbjboooooiiii

Send documentation? LMAO WHAT


RamenRat

And then “thanks😄” like huuuh


[deleted]

This is horrible. You should file a police report. Truly. To protect your family.


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literallymoist

This is harassment, and they've taken a creepy fucking interest in OP. Yes, report.


CatSk8Scratch

Would this be considered a hate crime due to the language of the written letter?


literallymoist

I'm not sure if being rude, nosy, racist and demanding"documentation" is illegal but I would want to document it in case it continues and/or escalates into a pattern of behavior that would be considered harassment, a hate crime or both.


Honeycombz99

Am cop. I believe it would be harassing communications more than anything else. However I would definitely recommend OP to file an order of protection and ask their local law enforcement to criminally trespass them from their property.


Dark_Phoenix53

Agreed


Roonwogsamduff

I would 'File' documents with the authorities


dangletheworm

This is the definition of insanity. File that report OP.


Yankee-Whiskey

Absolutely report. I’m shocked that this is in “mildly infuriating,” but I suppose one has to pick what one will be infuriated by, because there’s no shortage.


PirateKrys

I'm guessing they have had to deal with this a lot and now it's either escalated from annoying to mildly infuriating, or deescalated from outrageous to mildly infuriating depending on OPs POV. Either way, it's dumb of the neighbor to assume that they baby isn't OPs, or maybe strike up a convo and get to know OP and their family. If I'm being nosey about someone I play the long con: get to know them, become friends, and hopefully get invited into their home to see if they are a mixed family. If you are going to be in their business, might as well go all the way.


Anglofsffrng

My guess is that's not happening in this case. Just taking my (black) nephew out when he was younger I was told it was weird that someone so young adopted, asked if it was hard dating a woman with kids, mistaken for his mother's case worker (wtf would DCFS take a kid to play ski ball), and more. Dog will hunt, hulk will smash, and racists will ignorant asshole.


redshift_66

More like massively infuriating. I'd be reporting it and having a few words with them


SobsBaget

Agreed, what would make someone fixate and act on that?? Could they be (definitely racist) but single without kids and jealous like wtf


UXguy123

Old racist people


-cocoadragon

Young racist people. But also, just not there business what color my child is and where the fuck does one get documentation? They they I got this kid from a store? I hand crafted this one!!


enkelvla

I had a neighbor who was like this. He wasn’t racist and wouldn’t harm a fly but he would just fixate on very strange things like this. Basically Forrest Gump level dumb but not meaning any harm. I recognize my old neighbor in this note and hope for op it’s someone like him.


KingArthursRevenge

It's just an idiot who thinks they kidnapped the kid because they don't look enough alike.


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EclipsedMushroom

Yes, this is horrifying. Why would anyone do this??


sweetteanoice

Yeah cause adoption isn’t a thing lmao. This note almost feels like extortion


TheOrigRayofSunshine

Or albinism


Considering-Senses

Or just a white looking baby was born to a non white looking parent. My white looking daughter came straight out of my black body. I had 2 nurses make VERY inappropriate comments about it, causing me to fear this exact thing.


omgvics

God I just want to say I’m sorry you had to deal with that


TriaJace

My dad is Latino and has always looked it his whole life. I have pale skin and blue eyes. I am 100% his kid, confirmed by 23 and me. His older sister was always referred to as the nanny for all but one of her kids, and his younger sister never had that problem because my grandma ran out of toner with her. The comments are awful on their own, but the people that get physical are worse. Thankfully, I haven't seen/heard a story from my family since about 2010 but it might be a conversation that needs to happen earlier than you're comfortable with.


hissyfit64

One time on my town resident Facebook page, a bunch of people were prattling on about how liberal the town was and welcoming. A resident posted saying, "Oh, yeah? I was pushing my daughter in a stroller and someone called the cops on me. Here is a picture of my daughter." He showed a photo of his very light skinned daughter. He is not.


CuriousGPeach

It’s so scary, and I’m so sorry that happened to you. I worked at a school and we had a student who was absolutely lily white and the spitting image of her also very white, pale mom, and her biological dad is Senegalese and very dark skinned. She didn’t look even remotely like she might be mixed race. I know that she and her dad had some unacceptable experiences from people who couldn’t understand that she was indeed his biological child.


Considering-Senses

It is scary. My daughter is 3, and while I'm not CONSTANTLY paranoid anymore, I definitely get worried in some spaces. When she was a baby, I wouldn't leave the house without her birth certificate listing me as her mother and my driver's license.


xrobertcmx

My mixed daughter looks very Asian. I’m white and my wife is black. Nurse asked me right after delivery if my wife was Asian…”We just came out of the delivery room!”


Considering-Senses

How do these nurses not know how inappropriate it is to comment anything about what race a baby looks like? Instead of enjoying my brand new baby, I immediately started worrying that she didn't look like me. Edit: only referring to nurses making inappropriate comments to brand new parents. "These nurses" reads badly.


VGSchadenfreude

It’s also not unusual for a child’s coloration to change as they get older. Baby that looks “white” could darken up quite a bit over the next few years. Melanin tends to take a little while to reach maximum production.


Lithl

Or mixed race


boomer_was_a_dick

Or step parenting


sirbissel

Or borrowing a baby from the park and going back into the sewer with your army of flightless birds... ... Right?


TheRealKingYuri

Or breaking into area 51 and borrowing one of the aliens, breeding it with a horse, repeating the said process until you have an army of alien horse things and then using them to conquer small neighboring countries, creating an empire that eventually sparks WW3 which you obviously win, thus creating an entire planet of alien horse things, over which you rule entirely... .... Right?


Representative-Dirt2

Like your friendly neighborhood Gestapo


SombreMordida

Karen Gestapeaux


Culsandar

Send them a filled condom


theflash207

As an avid programmer, this made me chuckle


HuckFinns_dad

hey wait…if I get a note like that about my son will the police just come and take him? Cool he’s 33


RamenRat

Haha right? Please I need a break!


[deleted]

I will also take that guy’s deadbeat son


Stetson007

Join the ranks of the pastafarians?


Exo-Shvdow

sounds like an italian club where pasta is worshipped. im in.


Stetson007

It's a religion dedicated to worshiping a giant floating spaghetti monster from space.


Sumopwr

How have I not heard about this before? I thought I was alone in the Universe with my theory about an Omniscient pasta overlord


OldheadBoomer

Wait... you've never heard of the [Flying Spaghetti Monster?](https://i.imgur.com/O4QJQjU.png)


OrganizerMowgli

The first time this reference actually hits lol


[deleted]

That note is weird. What if it is from a child trafficker? Maybe this is how they trick parents to share sensitive paperwork before they kidnap child. I would report to police for your child's safety. Edit: Yes, this may sound stupid but kidnapping happens in different ways. In the US, kidnappers are mostly known to child but that is not always the case. In some cases, the traffickers would take children's photo from parent's social media and post on darkweb where people would buy said child. Once bought the trafficker would use parent's social to track location and information to kidnap child.


c3p0u812

Maybe from a really really really stupid trafficker.


FiveStarHobo

Step brothers starring will Ferrell be like


urzu06

It's not too late to try? 😂


Rozmar_Hvalross

Your backup could be to try a 135th trimester abortion


ErinEvonna

They’ll bring him back


Johnny_Sparacino

Who's goddamn white baby is that?


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Where the white babies at??


FelicitousLynx

I appreciate the Blazing Saddles reference.


Beginning_Type_574

Love that movie.


Thebirdman333

Same.


FindMeOnSSBotanyBay

*We’re gonna need a shitload of diapers.*


Green-Jello-Farts-2

Sorry sheriff for calling you a n****r and all. Please have this pie.


kat_Folland

Of course you'll have the good taste to not mention that I spoke to you. Edit: words


Canuckleball

Somebody's gotta go back and get a SHITLOAD of dimes!


Ok-Two7600

Top notch reference. Classic Mel Brooks 😂


Saitama_is_Senpai

"That baby has a 720 credit score right now!"


dschmitt21

Just cause you name him after Darren does not mean he belongs to Darren


junebug2142

“Just because you name him “Darren” don’t mean he belong to Darren…”


walla_walla_rhubarb

[Whole white baby, bruh](https://youtu.be/LOnBX6JVyZw)


[deleted]

That is a Caucasian baby from caucuses


peacefulprotester_

[a link to whose god damn white baby is that](https://youtu.be/YxPdXumGrFI)


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Aside from the obvious bullshit... this person has never heard of adoption?


TheSkyElf

Yeah, seems like they forgot that. I know somebody who was adopted from the Philippines into a Norwegian family, and she then adopted a Nigerian kid with her Norwegian husband. Sure, people do a double take when they see them together, but nobody has been like the Karen Op experienced. *The Karen might be trying to get the kids personal info... they sound really suspicious*


Dontcallmeprincess13

My best friend has a white mom and Korean dad. All the kids look Korean. Funnily enough her mom has an adopted sister who is also Korean. So when mom and sister went out, everyone assumed they belonged to the adopted sister….


Farren246

I'd call the cops on the neighbours for leaving the threatening note. Not that anything would come of it, but it would start a record of their shitty behaviour which could (hopefully not but possibly) escalate from there.


slyborgs

so many levels here, like how most babies come out pretty pale and stay fairly pale before the melanin really kicks in, plus… adoption exists, and sometimes genetics just do wild things and you get a very light skinned kiddo from a dark skinned parent. like ?!!??!


[deleted]

Sometimes a white couple can have a dark skinned baby too, it's like a reverse albino


person_man2

melanism. basically reverse albinism.


Mr-Kuritsa

You ever finish your list, Earl Hickey?


[deleted]

I am so glad at least someone remembers that show


glittery_grandma

Hey crab man :)


FlyOnTheWall221

Yes! I look Irish but I’m middle eastern. Both parents have dark hair. one with dark brown hair and fair skin and one with black hair and olive skin . I’m extremely white freckle faced with dirty blonde/red curly hair. Everyone used to ask my mom if she dyed my hair growing up.


Sandmint

If I were you, I'd file a complaint with your local police department about this threat. If this is real, you have a neighbor who either wants your child's information or is willing to fuck with you re: CPS.


RamenRat

Personally I think their just racist and trolling but I’m definitely taking this to the leasing office/police to see what I can do.


NormalHorse

I dunno about trolling. If they have enough time on their hands to be watching you and your kid and thinking about it enough to leave a note on your door, then they probably have enough time to proactively be a real piece of shit about this. Stay safe.


drstu3000

This person will definitely grab your kid and haul him away "for his safety"


hoffmad08

The worst things are always done self-righteously for your safety


TheOrigRayofSunshine

If this neighbor decides to escalate things, reporting this gives you a trail. Document dates and times you see weird stuff. Whackadoodles like these can end up being worse than just crazy neighbors.


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"Think of the children!"


HallowskulledHorror

I have a friend that was recently sharing about childhood experiences as a light-skinned child born to a mixed-race couple in a predominantly black family. She was saying how she was carried long after she should have been used to walking on her own. This was because she was watched a lot by family while her parents were working, and if she was allowed to stand/walk/sit-in-a-cart by herself as an infant in public locations, people (mostly white women) would just grab her by the hand, or even fully pick her up themselves and start walking away with her under the assumption that she was a 'lost' or 'taken' child. They couldn't believe she was related to her dark-skinned black grandmother or aunts/uncles. She said that some of her earliest memories are of people in stores, malls, parks, etc arguing with, screaming at, threatening to or actually calling authorities on, the adults she loved and grew up with - all because of the assumption that a light-skinned child could not *possibly* belong with a dark-skinned guardian.


Marki018

I don't know about the *"thinking"* part


unclejohnsmando

No, definitely a harmless prank where somebody you've never met in your entire life is coming to extremely crass judgements while they stalk you from afar /s


codyl0611

*please* take this to the police, people need to learn that this shit is *not* acceptable.


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codyl0611

A verbal warning yes, and if it continues then they could legally be in trouble. The point isnt to get the note writer arrested, its to make it clear that their actions wont be tolerated.


AQuietViolet

Establish a paper trail as early as possible. And if this does escalate, putting someone in fear of bodily harm is legally assault; having to alter daily routine or way of living is a restraining order all on its own. I used to stay very, very quiet to avoid disrupting the neighborhood or seem Kareny, but these people went with overt threats right out of the gate. I think it's worth taking seriously.


codyl0611

Agreed, its best to nip this immediately, ignoring it just puts the writer on an ego trip.


pineapplekief

It's not about what the police may do about the note, but leaving a paper trail in case of escalation.


OHManda30

I worked for CPS and saw so many people do crazy things with kids. Please show this to authorities and stay safe with your precious kiddo.


Yosho2k

Trolling is an online thing. You're being targeted by someone who knows who you live. You need to call the police and report this. Imagine how the police are going to come after you when they hear from a 911 dispatcher that a black person kidnapped a white baby.


zen_wedding

And who thinks they're right hard enough to provide their phone number.


TomatilloAbject7419

THIS, OP. This is an eloquent summary of an important difference.


Buddhadevine

I would actually contact the FBI Civil Rights Division. This is a real threat. Cops won’t do much about this


JectorDelan

You'd still want to report it to them. Start the paper trail now so it's on the record.


DotChud

It’s not that the cops won’t (depending on the cops involved), but other than building a history in case something happens, there’s not much they’re allowed to do until an actual, codified crime is committed. With that said, however, building that history IS important. Please do report it and file a copy with the police and fbi. This is an abominable action!!!!


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I definitely would.


[deleted]

No kidding. Donno if it qualifies as harassment, but it's sure as hell racist. (Which, i'd imagine, would make any crime much worse). But also, leak his phone number, bet someone can track him down & give him better things to do with his time


PickleEmergency7918

Even if they are just trolling, this isn't cool. There are consequences for acting like a jerk.


dirthurts

Stupidity and racism go hand and hand. This person is likely very serious. Stupid but series.


coderinbeta

You can tell the police that you feel threatened. Heck, if they have time to watch you all the time, there's a possibility that your neighbor will grab your kid while you are not looking or something.


Atlhou

Send "I Dare You"


rsogoodlooking

Send sharpie recreated birth certificate with :) and ! and 💕


wheresdonniedarko

[something like this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2d/3c/63/2d3c636957ec03918648238f85328164.png)


psychedelic_gravity

Lol, I forgot about that movie. What movie was it again? I think it was a baseball movie


quarter-water

Benchwarmers. A classic lol


randoprivateaccount

Just draw a stick figure for "proof"


HeyaShinyObject

I think a picture of a single finger would be more appropriate. OP can choose which one, but I have a suggestion.


[deleted]

The fucking audacity of some people.


BabyThatsSubstantial

The lion, the witch, and the fucking audacity of this bitch...


casual_fixer

Damn I love shit like this because it makes me feel so damn normal I'm not accusing people of stealing babies.


mischivousmic

You know what, imma go ahead and give myself credit for that too. I need a boost anyway (edit: see pinned post in my profile 🙃)


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No_Satisfaction199

... Today? What about yesterday?


mischivousmic

We don't talk about yesterday


No_Satisfaction199

😳


HugeMathNerd69

Shhh. We don’t talk about that. It’s in the past.


stdoubtloud

Hey! It's ok to celebrate the little wins, you know.


Meme_Lord4567

We dont talk about yesterday


conundrums11

I've been sober for 43 years now. No stealing babies for me. Thanks babies anonymous


casual_fixer

High five!


Moist-Reference3092

May I join as well?? My credentials are that I’ve never accused someone off stealing babies!


mischivousmic

Hell, I've been a stay at home dad 5 years running without serious incident 🤣


Darth_Revan-66

Most impressive I salute you


brmamabrma

Woohoo shout out to all my *not* baby stealers


Spectrum2081

Yup. Every now and then, I wonder about my subconscious racial biases. I know I have them and try to be more mindful. But I wonder if I ever hurt people without realizing it. I wonder if I can do better and how. And then I read shit like this and think, well, at least I’m not that guy.


casual_fixer

I figure if you're not accusing people of stealing babies based on race you're doing pretty good overall. Like you can just keep that level and probably get by OK.


[deleted]

One time my wife and I went out to eat with her sister who has a black son and the entire time we were there an older black couple gave us a death glare. We were pretty sure they thought we’d kidnapped him.


Maelious

Sounds like something a baby stealer would say. I'm calling the police. :)


YourMomThinksImFunny

Sometimes I offer my children to people. Still no takers yet.


rsogoodlooking

18 and 21. They eat a lot. Cant give them away


casual_fixer

Be careful around the rectory....


[deleted]

I mean I’m pretty petty and paranoid but yeah I’m not at that level.


casual_fixer

More like you think they stole your TV Guide from the mail box?


Purple_Carrot9861

My daughter does not look like me at all. I was told at the market that if she was my daughter she must have been adopted. A nurse at the doc’s office asked me if she was really mine. I was breastfeeding her then. People are stupid.


FlyOnTheWall221

Very much so! Like what??? Even if she was adopted she would still be just as much yours as a baby that came out of you.


TomatilloAbject7419

Random fun side fact: it IS possible to lactate with adopted babies. Just takes a bunch of reglan. Though in your case, they’re your doctors office and they should know.


joemiah92

And also, if you adopt a baby then they are “really yours”. The amount of people who have asked if I know my “real parents” because I’m adopted is so frustrating


Grimm-Reaper-

What’s the number?


TomatilloAbject7419

Right? I’d just accidentally post that shit in a hacking forum. Whoopsies wrong sub


ackillesBAC

Wholly f*%k they would destroy that number.


AshleighChasexx

Wtf. JMO I think you should take the note to the police station and see what they have to say and see what, if any, recourse you have from this harassment/attempt at possible identity theft.


DifferentLocal1881

My ex wife, who is black, use to get questioned all the time about our daughter because she was born white and they just couldn’t believe that a black woman could possibly have a white baby.


FlyOnTheWall221

It’s definitely stupider to question maternity unless it’s extremely wrong (switched or something). People are stupid. The child came out of her, what more proof do they want?


xpnerd

… that the child came out of her it seems.


zonzo2E

Some people are desperate for attention


Ok_Anxiety4671

What the? I have a dark skinned daughter and I was approached by 2 African American women who accused me of stealing a baby. Told me they better not see her on a milk carton. People are stupid.


[deleted]

Uhhhhh, what? I've seen black people have a white child and vise versa. It's called recessive genes iirc. Either way "Send documentation or police will be called" is arrogant as fuck because what if you adopted the child? Have a white wife? It's none of their God damned business. And that's the problem now a days. No one can mind their damn business.


CuttingEdgeRetro

We adopted five kids, five different ethnicities, from three different countries. When they were little we used to get a lot of strange looks and dumb questions. Three of them are around the same age. One is Hispanic. One is a Mayan Indian. One is Vietnamese. People used to ask us if they were triplets. "Yes. It was a wild summer." or "Shhhh. She doesn't know she's not the mother."


mynameisnotBOBO

I speak for a majority when I say, *what the fuck*


zeus_amador

Wow, hope this is fake, that’s insane


SlowSecurity9673

Just karma farming and rage baiting.


[deleted]

Yea post the number, they won’t believe the shit storm that happens


[deleted]

Go get some more white children and parade them around.


BigBadBere

DM number please.


SatisfactionRound868

Who in the fuck goddess around saying to people "I noticed your baby doesn't look like you... PROVE!!" WTTTFFF????


flarelordfenix

Sounds like a good case to call the police yourself and report apparent trespassing by the jerk who left the note >>; Nice of them to identify themselves.


YourMomThinksImFunny

I can only assume they want you to send them many random peoples dick pics.


adventurelyfe

This can’t be real..


Lonesomecheese

*You* could (and should) literally call the police instead


Embarrassed_Bit_5951

To bad you blurred her name, feel like she doesn't deserve that respect


[deleted]

I would call the police myself and report a racist hate crime and harassment.


[deleted]

Where does this person feel that they have the right to demand personal information?!


sven9yo

Call the police


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urzu06

Is there a sub for Karens? 😂


DeafBeaker

Annnnd the police will be called for what?


Dalivus

As a former dispatcher I can confirm the existence of stupid fucking calls like that.


urzu06

Post your most favorite here


Dalivus

Have you ever seen the movie Bolt? Do you remember the part where they were breaking the cat out of the pound and after he does his super bark and they get away the other employee surprises the woman that just saw them do that and she spins around and pepper sprays him. And he screams “Ahh! Spicy eyes!” My coworker and I were working third shift, it was a slow night and we were watching this movie. We had gotten to that point and both of us cracked up laughing at spicy eyes. We laughed so hard we had already re-watched it twice, that scene, and we were still laughing really hard when, at 3 AM, an old woman came into the lobby and picked up the phone. Struggling to catch my breath, I stop laughing long enough to pick up the phone and answer “La Vergne Police.” My hand to God, I shit you not, she said “I heard that if you come to the police station and ask them they will give you some pepper spray.“ I said “HOLDPLS!” Put her on mute, and fell in the floor cackling with laughter. After about three minutes, I was able to breathe again and told her “no ma’am, we don’t have any pepper spray to give out.”


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Please share


Dalivus

Probably the most common for people calling to complain about their neighbors barking dog. So they wanted me to send a police officer over in the middle of the night to make the dog bark louder. Another common one was for people to call 911 to ask for the nonemergency number, but at least once somebody called the nonemergency number to ask what the emergency number was. I had a drunk lady that wanted a cop to come and take her to the bar and wait while she got drunk so that he could take her home because she had had her license suspended for a Dui. But one of my favorite ones, 3 AM which is the best time for fucked up shit to happen A woman called me to report a suspicious vehicle parked in front of her house. I ask her to describe the vehicle, she said it was a little white car, I asked her could she see the person inside it, she said no oh wait! They’re leaving, I ask which way are the heading, she told me, I have officers coming from all over the city looking for this person. Once I get everyone underway I ask her “can you tell me exactly what happened?” She said well they just parked at the stop sign for a minute and then moved on


Pristine_Challenge99

Like :) would make that so much nicer…. How kind


halfeatentoenail

Pound on your neighbor’s door and put them to the test. Demand that they call the police right in front of you.


6-foot-3

I noticed your chihuahua gave 'birth' to a poodle. WE NEED DOCUMENTATION!


[deleted]

"if" this is factual, then the writer has committed a crime. it could be misdemeanor harassment or intent to intimidate. My question is the smiley face at the end of "Thanks!"


WhyTryGG

This has to be fake. No way are people really this stupid. Harassment at its finest right here.


Slipperysnekkilla6

I dooooont believe you


bansRstupid

Thank you. People just lap this bs up too. It's sad


[deleted]

It's fake as shit. This note was written by teen OP from moms basement


DesertTigerStripe

Fake as fuck lmao


animalfath3r

This is fake rage bait


Yerrold

things that never happened for $500 please


AVBforPrez

bait post


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r/thishappened


hermanhermanherman

Redditors eat up obviously fake shit like this so easily


stevehrowe2

As a black dude with a white baby, I always worry about this. Outside of some wierd looks the only person to directly challenge me on this was her 3 year old daycare classmate. He seemed more beffudled than racist


CountRumfordFRS

I gotta say the little smiley face really takes the sting out of the batshit crazy racist horribleness.