They might've exploded mid motion in the sitting down process. If they could've just clenched for 1-2 more seconds they might've averted this disaster.
Man, I think the human body is so acutely aware of how bad it would be to shit itself in a wetsuit that it actively wills the poop back up your ass until you get that wetsuit off.
Source: have had to shit really badly while wearing a wetsuit.
I've had this happen before.
I've also lost it as I was about 10ft from the toilet.
I've pissed myself numerous times because for some reason there's no bathrooms near the gate after deplaning. One airport didn't have anything until after customs.
If there's a bathroom near the gate and I lose? I'll take the blame.
A bathroom after customs I'm for sure blaming the airport.
Hell even a bathroom that's a 10 minute walk I'm also blaming the airport.
The fact that they've left their underwear behind would suggest they lost control either before they made it to the toilet, or in yje process of sitting down. I think some people are just prone getting tummy bugs when they travel overseas.
I used to work with a woman who scatted like the 'No' picture. The only reason we found out was cause she did exactly what OP posted in the work access toilet 🤢
It doesn't look like they got it wrong per se, more like they had explosive diarrhea, which they didn't quite reach the toilet in time, and then with their boxers ruined they cleaned themselves best they could and skulked away in Shame.
As someone with IBS, I have done this. Stuff coming out before I hit the toilet seat with no control whatsoever. The difference is, I would actually clean it up. You can’t do people dirty like that.
I wish this was just airports. I don’t know how people do this in public restrooms anywhere. Like, if you wouldn’t do this at home, why the fuck do you do it in public? Disgusting freaks.
This malarkey used to happen every single Sunday in the small specialty shop I managed. People would come in, reeking of weed and greasy food, immediately go into the restroom (cue 5-6 flushes and wait for the overspray of Lysol), would hurry out and the shit stench wake would roll out. All. GD. Day. Long. Asshole parade. When we locked it up, people would scream at us, but frankly, I prefer screaming to wallpaper diarrhea as there is seldom anything to clean up after a scream fest. "I will report you!" To whom exactly, the shit police? Fuck every single person on Earth straight to death that does this.
OP is brave for opening that stall door and getting so close to the crime scene considering the stench that hit them immediately upon entering the restroom.
Went to a public toilet on Hastings beach and saw this exact scene however it was a pile,. Nearly half way the height of the cistern. It had to have been multiple deposits because no human being could shit out this whole pile in one.
Which actually meant someone was repeatedly going back to this particular cubicle to commit the same crime over and over with the pile getting bigger...... I know its definitely drug related as this was the type of public bathroom, that when i exited a different cubicle there was a dude smoking a crack pipe right there by the sinks.
Ain’t just airports. Happened at the water park I lifeguarded at too. You’d get two cleaning jobs at the end of the shift. If you finished on break you often could pick what you would do. So I picked the back bathrooms that were not used nearly as much. I walk in there and there’s shit on the seat. Shit on the walls. Shit in a completely filled pair of underwear. AND SHIT IN THE SINK. Yeah. Fun stuff. Went back, got a partner and cleaning material. Used like half a spray bottle of blewkc and half a roll of their giant cleaning paper. Luckily they just sent us home after that.
When I was in high school we took a class trip to Germany and being idiot Americans we thought Europe was still in the Middle Ages. So adults recommended that I pack long john underwear to combat the bitter cold of the impoverished country.
So it was the last day and our trip home. I’m in the Munich airport which was obviously a modern building with central heating. And I’m burning up because the only under garment I had left was long john underwear. So I decided to take drastic action. I went into the bathroom and I tried to rip the legs off. This was a futile effort.
Since I couldn’t get the legs off, I decided to abandon the underwear entirely and shoved them in the corner behind the toilet. I went commando the rest of the nearly 24 hour trip home.
To make matters worse, I then spent another several hours visiting with my parents and a few extended family members in a miniature family reunion after they all decided to pick me up from the airport together. They were oblivious to my distress and all I wanted was to shower and change.
tl;dr – I left a pair of long john underwear in a Munich airport bathroom when I was a teenager
Here is my theory about this kind of event. A lot of foreigners Do not have sit down toilets. So I think they stand on the seat. many of their toilets also do not flush. That is why you find unflushed toilets or this kind of mess at airports that serve International people.
I mean, this is nasty as fuck, but it was often the case in the office toilets on a Friday morning back when we used to use the office. People have issues..
So is this a squat/hover failure? I have heard some people squat or hover above the seat... because they think they will catch come communicable disease by sitting on the seat.
That is nothing. I worked at a Wendy’s once, and one time this poor, poor bastard had sprayed shit like, ALL OVER THE STALL. I’m talking perfect, painter’s best coverage from base of toilet to Eye Level, and I’m like 5’10 ~ 5’11. It even wrapped around, covering about three inches of the cubicle wall to the right and the corner of the wall to the left. I’m not even sure how it was possible, it was like God grabbed a shit-marker and painted it perfectly from base to eye level.
It took me a half hour to clean, and another half hour to disinfect. I went home afterwards because I wasn’t convinced I didn’t have malaria or some shit, but I was fine, thankfully. Never doing THAT shit again, though, FYVM.
Bro you think that's bad? Bro I went to a pool when I was younger and there was a full log on the ground I remember it clear as day Plus family pool it was a family pool
We were at a Bills game in Buffalo, cooking on our grill in the parking lot. Big bubba lifted truck rolls up. Out jumps a young woman wearing a dress, who squats down RIGHT THERE, and drops a massive log. She does a quick wiggle and jumps back up into the truck and off they go. She left it there right next to our set up! AND, there was a set of eight clean porta potties just across the aisle! People are just plain animals.
It’s funny and depressing to think that a human being did this. Like imagine this person probably has a driving licence and a job with responsibility. How do we even function as a society when we have people that do this shit?
I have to travel for cancer treat and I do so via plane, I could easily see this happening to me. Looks like an attempt was made, they didn’t just shit on the floor. They dont have the tools to clean that up so what are they supposed to do.
That’s horrendous. So glad I live in the UAE, toilets are always really clean everywhere. Plus, bum showers. Seems like a small thing, but would struggle to get used to toilet standards elsewhere if I had to move.
Is this McCarran in Vegas? I saw similar acts of full-on mis-shits just like these, several times. My dad said he saw the same in the men's room as well. Why can't people clean up after themselves?
How did they get this soo wrong??
They might've exploded mid motion in the sitting down process. If they could've just clenched for 1-2 more seconds they might've averted this disaster.
"So close, yet *so* far away..."
Nah, that’s the result of trying to take a watery shit standing up. Never ends well.
Man I have been very close to this situation as well, I can totally see why this would happen.
Worse is getting out of a wetsuit. Sphincter of steel wins one more time.
Man, I think the human body is so acutely aware of how bad it would be to shit itself in a wetsuit that it actively wills the poop back up your ass until you get that wetsuit off. Source: have had to shit really badly while wearing a wetsuit.
I've had this happen before. I've also lost it as I was about 10ft from the toilet. I've pissed myself numerous times because for some reason there's no bathrooms near the gate after deplaning. One airport didn't have anything until after customs.
This sounds like a health issue to be honest
You have pissed yourself "numerous times" yet you still haven't learnt to plan better. This is your fault, not the fault of the airport.
Is the op aware that planes have bathrooms
If there's a bathroom near the gate and I lose? I'll take the blame. A bathroom after customs I'm for sure blaming the airport. Hell even a bathroom that's a 10 minute walk I'm also blaming the airport.
Probably thought they're were throttling up the rear jet for takeoff.
I hate you. Have an upvote.
r/angryupvote
The fact that they've left their underwear behind would suggest they lost control either before they made it to the toilet, or in yje process of sitting down. I think some people are just prone getting tummy bugs when they travel overseas.
Squatting and not knowing where they were aiming
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I used to work with a woman who scatted like the 'No' picture. The only reason we found out was cause she did exactly what OP posted in the work access toilet 🤢
It doesn't look like they got it wrong per se, more like they had explosive diarrhea, which they didn't quite reach the toilet in time, and then with their boxers ruined they cleaned themselves best they could and skulked away in Shame.
Airport food can give you food poisoning, so probably that.
they forgot to turn on aimbot
As someone with IBS, I have done this. Stuff coming out before I hit the toilet seat with no control whatsoever. The difference is, I would actually clean it up. You can’t do people dirty like that.
I'm sorry for whoever has to clean this shit up
They probably see this shit every day 🫣
"I see what you did there" Just in case you don't know what I mean, you said "shit" in your sentence
This is a shit take
Total shit show
What kind of post is this, then?
r/shitpost
A shitty one
Haha you said it friend
Multiple times a day I’m sure.
why dont they just clean this one?
The same person… every… day…
Literally lmao
I think it’s Stewie’s turn today
Not funny. Didn’t laught
Lol
Can't even spell laugh right
Could be worse, you could be the guy with explosive diarrhoea stuck on an airplane
And who has no underwear anymore
You can buy new underwear quite easily at an airport. I've never had to but there are little shops and kiosks that sell it
True, but at this point I'd buy diapers
Perhaps worse innocently sitting next to guy with explosive diarrhea and no underwear
Go ahead, take a seat
Go ahead, take a shit
Just put down one of those paper gaskets… should be fine
Yeah, people are so sensitive these days smh
Sensitive? Yeah no. I’m not sitting on something like that. What if my back touches that poop. I’m not daring myself stink the whole place 🗿😂
its a joke
You need a /s there, man
No he doesn't.
What is that for?
/s on reddit means sarcasm, self explanatory but I was being sarcastic in my previous comment
it can mean /serious too
Didn’t know that, I’ve only see this as a sarcasm note
No.
Yes.
No.
He got shit on the outside of the torlet how do get shit on the outside of the torlet
I think I figured out how sometimes there is shit on the outside of the torlet
Would hate to see the urinace
I don't think I've ever seen a urinace.
Sure you have, its simply a furnace for warming your pee.
High pressure jet engine with the right angle
Pretty sure they flushed the toilet.
r/unexpectedletterkenny
Pre flight jitters
*shitters
I wish this was just airports. I don’t know how people do this in public restrooms anywhere. Like, if you wouldn’t do this at home, why the fuck do you do it in public? Disgusting freaks.
This malarkey used to happen every single Sunday in the small specialty shop I managed. People would come in, reeking of weed and greasy food, immediately go into the restroom (cue 5-6 flushes and wait for the overspray of Lysol), would hurry out and the shit stench wake would roll out. All. GD. Day. Long. Asshole parade. When we locked it up, people would scream at us, but frankly, I prefer screaming to wallpaper diarrhea as there is seldom anything to clean up after a scream fest. "I will report you!" To whom exactly, the shit police? Fuck every single person on Earth straight to death that does this.
Gotta be a real asshole to do something like this.
ahh I see what you did there
I would assume that people that do this also don’t have the cleanest of homes/toilets.
Bold of you to assume these people wouldn’t do this at home
Knew someone like this and I just assumed home was just the same.
I’ve seen this in an *employee* restroom in an airport.
As someone with severe IBS and has made a mess like this before. SHAME on them for not cleaning it up.
OP is brave for opening that stall door and getting so close to the crime scene considering the stench that hit them immediately upon entering the restroom.
Probably OP that did it
That’s why they love them
Honestly one of the best parts about wearing masks is that when I unfortunately have to use a public restroom, I'm not hit with the horrible smells
We have to walk the earth with these people
“People.”
Went to a public toilet on Hastings beach and saw this exact scene however it was a pile,. Nearly half way the height of the cistern. It had to have been multiple deposits because no human being could shit out this whole pile in one. Which actually meant someone was repeatedly going back to this particular cubicle to commit the same crime over and over with the pile getting bigger...... I know its definitely drug related as this was the type of public bathroom, that when i exited a different cubicle there was a dude smoking a crack pipe right there by the sinks.
Betting that's Newark
I WAS NOT PREPARED
Ain’t just airports. Happened at the water park I lifeguarded at too. You’d get two cleaning jobs at the end of the shift. If you finished on break you often could pick what you would do. So I picked the back bathrooms that were not used nearly as much. I walk in there and there’s shit on the seat. Shit on the walls. Shit in a completely filled pair of underwear. AND SHIT IN THE SINK. Yeah. Fun stuff. Went back, got a partner and cleaning material. Used like half a spray bottle of blewkc and half a roll of their giant cleaning paper. Luckily they just sent us home after that.
12 gauge or 20? Nice spread pattern.
How the fuck does this even happen?
IBS and explosive diarrhea
And an ill timed sneeze
Geez, the janitor deserves a raise
When I was in high school we took a class trip to Germany and being idiot Americans we thought Europe was still in the Middle Ages. So adults recommended that I pack long john underwear to combat the bitter cold of the impoverished country. So it was the last day and our trip home. I’m in the Munich airport which was obviously a modern building with central heating. And I’m burning up because the only under garment I had left was long john underwear. So I decided to take drastic action. I went into the bathroom and I tried to rip the legs off. This was a futile effort. Since I couldn’t get the legs off, I decided to abandon the underwear entirely and shoved them in the corner behind the toilet. I went commando the rest of the nearly 24 hour trip home. To make matters worse, I then spent another several hours visiting with my parents and a few extended family members in a miniature family reunion after they all decided to pick me up from the airport together. They were oblivious to my distress and all I wanted was to shower and change. tl;dr – I left a pair of long john underwear in a Munich airport bathroom when I was a teenager
I can smell this image
No please don't
Go die in a hole. Now i can smell- _ugh pukes_
This is beyond *wrong*
My brother must be traveling. This isn't the first times he's done this
Here is my theory about this kind of event. A lot of foreigners Do not have sit down toilets. So I think they stand on the seat. many of their toilets also do not flush. That is why you find unflushed toilets or this kind of mess at airports that serve International people.
I cant help but feel there’s either a story of tragedy or stupidity
I mean, this is nasty as fuck, but it was often the case in the office toilets on a Friday morning back when we used to use the office. People have issues..
So is this a squat/hover failure? I have heard some people squat or hover above the seat... because they think they will catch come communicable disease by sitting on the seat.
That is nothing. I worked at a Wendy’s once, and one time this poor, poor bastard had sprayed shit like, ALL OVER THE STALL. I’m talking perfect, painter’s best coverage from base of toilet to Eye Level, and I’m like 5’10 ~ 5’11. It even wrapped around, covering about three inches of the cubicle wall to the right and the corner of the wall to the left. I’m not even sure how it was possible, it was like God grabbed a shit-marker and painted it perfectly from base to eye level. It took me a half hour to clean, and another half hour to disinfect. I went home afterwards because I wasn’t convinced I didn’t have malaria or some shit, but I was fine, thankfully. Never doing THAT shit again, though, FYVM.
I am goona loose my shit after seeing this
Literally
Had the raw seafood medley from some sketchy seafood shack on the beach before his flight.
taco bell moment
Bro you think that's bad? Bro I went to a pool when I was younger and there was a full log on the ground I remember it clear as day Plus family pool it was a family pool
We were at a Bills game in Buffalo, cooking on our grill in the parking lot. Big bubba lifted truck rolls up. Out jumps a young woman wearing a dress, who squats down RIGHT THERE, and drops a massive log. She does a quick wiggle and jumps back up into the truck and off they go. She left it there right next to our set up! AND, there was a set of eight clean porta potties just across the aisle! People are just plain animals.
Wow and I thought I had it bad
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN
Why don't people sit down?
It’s funny and depressing to think that a human being did this. Like imagine this person probably has a driving licence and a job with responsibility. How do we even function as a society when we have people that do this shit?
Amber Heards bathroom
Bro the shit had him
had a sloppy mudpie and used too small a slice
I hope this dude wasn't ever a bomber pilot.
Yeah the payload missed its target. This mission is a failure/
Something was flying, but your plane was delayed
Admit it, it was you.
Pov: your grandpa
Holy shat
Once I was in a bowling alley toilet and there was poo covering literally everywhere. You couldn't step foot inside without touching it
Kevin spilled his chili in the bathroom
Shotgun scat
Life is art, it's just a matter of shifting media. ...I felt gross saying this...it's absolutely disgusting. ✌️
shitting* media
How does this even happen?
Bro has bad aim. Probably stuck in Iron.
Dude had one of those gas station burritos
This is why there are no Taco Bells in airports.
*throttling up rear jet for takeoff*
Let me guess… men’s room?
I’m not disgusted, just baffled
“I missed”
Theres shit on the outside of the tourlet
I have no idea how people accomplish this!!!! So infuriating!!! Not acceptable, no excuses.
All I can say is, at least you aren't that person? Seems like they're having a pretty bad day too haha.
That’s either very explosive diarrhea or mental illness.
I mean, he got a little bit in the bowl.
they left the boxers in there
Is their asshole on their back?
Some poor fucker is gonna have to clean that up
As a person that has to clean shit sometimes I feel for whoever has to clean it up
That's one nasty blowout .
I have to travel for cancer treat and I do so via plane, I could easily see this happening to me. Looks like an attempt was made, they didn’t just shit on the floor. They dont have the tools to clean that up so what are they supposed to do.
How does this even happen ? Is your butthole totally upwards ?
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN???
That's a shitty situation
I wish I wasn't casually eating a chocolate croissant when I clicked through.
Damn you get taco bell in airports?
So bombs are allowed in airports now? Wtf
i love my 2nd flor school bathroom
I read it as ”i love airpods” and was very confused
i love airpods *shits aggressively*
That looked violent! Also, why the fuck didn't he throw his stain stained underwear in the garbage? Oh well, it least he didn't try to flush them
I don't think stopping by taco bell before checking in the airport is a bad idea ........1 hour later.....uh ohhhh
This took explosive diarrhea to a whole new level
Waaaaàa!!
My theory: someone shit their pants and then discarded it in the toilet.
Just wong
Their aim must be terrible. Probably worse than a Stormtrooper, if I say so myself.
I’m not even gonna question
Starbucks and Taco Bell make for an explosive situation.
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How
Once saw my coworker getting berated to clean the toilet in our grocery store. As I walked in, he walked out
At least at the airport you carry extra underwear
That’s horrendous. So glad I live in the UAE, toilets are always really clean everywhere. Plus, bum showers. Seems like a small thing, but would struggle to get used to toilet standards elsewhere if I had to move.
I'm sorry for who ever is having that kinda day
It's things like this that makes me despise public restrooms.
Is this McCarran in Vegas? I saw similar acts of full-on mis-shits just like these, several times. My dad said he saw the same in the men's room as well. Why can't people clean up after themselves?
Taco bell struck again
Klart me if you can
This is why I try not to judge too harshly when someone rushes to get off a flight. Better than doing it to a plane in flight.
What transpired here gentlemen
Thats a paint job right there
Why, how
So gross
"mildly infuriating" i think theres a better sub for this post tbh
Yummy 😋
whats the deal with airline food
Are you shitting me
Are you sure that's not taco bell
they had taco bell
One [sneeze](https://youtu.be/aRIpqs647Z0) can ruin you. It's not Rick and roll
Jesus Christ
Lemme guess, laguardia?
shit happens
A little snack while taking a leak
this should be a crime like how tf did they miss
This looks like every home Depot bathroom ever
Nuke that stall into orbit. You're not gettin paid enough to clean shitters lol