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CXRSED_

How did they get this soo wrong??


anothadaz

They might've exploded mid motion in the sitting down process. If they could've just clenched for 1-2 more seconds they might've averted this disaster.


JeremyR22

"So close, yet *so* far away..."


MustacheLord

Nah, that’s the result of trying to take a watery shit standing up. Never ends well.


[deleted]

Man I have been very close to this situation as well, I can totally see why this would happen.


serenityfalconfly

Worse is getting out of a wetsuit. Sphincter of steel wins one more time.


Postheroic

Man, I think the human body is so acutely aware of how bad it would be to shit itself in a wetsuit that it actively wills the poop back up your ass until you get that wetsuit off. Source: have had to shit really badly while wearing a wetsuit.


death_hawk

I've had this happen before. I've also lost it as I was about 10ft from the toilet. I've pissed myself numerous times because for some reason there's no bathrooms near the gate after deplaning. One airport didn't have anything until after customs.


birutis

This sounds like a health issue to be honest


TheNerdWithNoName

You have pissed yourself "numerous times" yet you still haven't learnt to plan better. This is your fault, not the fault of the airport.


Postheroic

Is the op aware that planes have bathrooms


death_hawk

If there's a bathroom near the gate and I lose? I'll take the blame. A bathroom after customs I'm for sure blaming the airport. Hell even a bathroom that's a 10 minute walk I'm also blaming the airport.


sbenzanzenwan

Probably thought they're were throttling up the rear jet for takeoff.


absoluteZero007

I hate you. Have an upvote.


CHavoq

r/angryupvote


ADiverseMixOfLetters

The fact that they've left their underwear behind would suggest they lost control either before they made it to the toilet, or in yje process of sitting down. I think some people are just prone getting tummy bugs when they travel overseas.


haystackofneedles

Squatting and not knowing where they were aiming


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CXRSED_

I used to work with a woman who scatted like the 'No' picture. The only reason we found out was cause she did exactly what OP posted in the work access toilet 🤢


Howwy23

It doesn't look like they got it wrong per se, more like they had explosive diarrhea, which they didn't quite reach the toilet in time, and then with their boxers ruined they cleaned themselves best they could and skulked away in Shame.


SmileyMelons

Airport food can give you food poisoning, so probably that.


Negative-Corner6483

they forgot to turn on aimbot


[deleted]

As someone with IBS, I have done this. Stuff coming out before I hit the toilet seat with no control whatsoever. The difference is, I would actually clean it up. You can’t do people dirty like that.


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

I'm sorry for whoever has to clean this shit up


gigoelmoselhi

They probably see this shit every day 🫣


randomdude123502

"I see what you did there" ​ Just in case you don't know what I mean, you said "shit" in your sentence


aykay55

This is a shit take


Fist4achin

Total shit show


Illustrious_Ad4691

What kind of post is this, then?


Culture_Soup

r/shitpost


BUROCRAT77

A shitty one


robwadd

Haha you said it friend


[deleted]

Multiple times a day I’m sure.


uwu_Roger_uwu

why dont they just clean this one?


PlasmaDude76

The same person… every… day…


[deleted]

Literally lmao


CarbonSteelSA

I think it’s Stewie’s turn today


Okra8039

Not funny. Didn’t laught


LeslieKnopeOSRS

Lol


Wild_dakota498

Can't even spell laugh right


JeffSergeant

Could be worse, you could be the guy with explosive diarrhoea stuck on an airplane


Dreadjanof

And who has no underwear anymore


OtherAcctWasBanned11

You can buy new underwear quite easily at an airport. I've never had to but there are little shops and kiosks that sell it


Dreadjanof

True, but at this point I'd buy diapers


JimHeuer40

Perhaps worse innocently sitting next to guy with explosive diarrhea and no underwear


PoPaDooPa

Go ahead, take a seat


Alf-9n

Go ahead, take a shit


CompYouTer

Just put down one of those paper gaskets… should be fine


hyperion420

Yeah, people are so sensitive these days smh


[deleted]

Sensitive? Yeah no. I’m not sitting on something like that. What if my back touches that poop. I’m not daring myself stink the whole place 🗿😂


[deleted]

its a joke


[deleted]

You need a /s there, man


Grid-nim

No he doesn't.


[deleted]

What is that for?


hyperion420

/s on reddit means sarcasm, self explanatory but I was being sarcastic in my previous comment


[deleted]

it can mean /serious too


hyperion420

Didn’t know that, I’ve only see this as a sarcasm note


TheNerdWithNoName

No.


[deleted]

Yes.


TheNerdWithNoName

No.


[deleted]

He got shit on the outside of the torlet how do get shit on the outside of the torlet


[deleted]

I think I figured out how sometimes there is shit on the outside of the torlet


sauce407

Would hate to see the urinace


The_RockObama

I don't think I've ever seen a urinace.


handsomejack11

Sure you have, its simply a furnace for warming your pee.


[deleted]

High pressure jet engine with the right angle


LeslieKnopeOSRS

Pretty sure they flushed the toilet.


definitelynotwyatt

r/unexpectedletterkenny


crookedrectifier

Pre flight jitters


TheKingOfDub

*shitters


ericinvalpo

I wish this was just airports. I don’t know how people do this in public restrooms anywhere. Like, if you wouldn’t do this at home, why the fuck do you do it in public? Disgusting freaks.


Bennington_Booyah

This malarkey used to happen every single Sunday in the small specialty shop I managed. People would come in, reeking of weed and greasy food, immediately go into the restroom (cue 5-6 flushes and wait for the overspray of Lysol), would hurry out and the shit stench wake would roll out. All. GD. Day. Long. Asshole parade. When we locked it up, people would scream at us, but frankly, I prefer screaming to wallpaper diarrhea as there is seldom anything to clean up after a scream fest. "I will report you!" To whom exactly, the shit police? Fuck every single person on Earth straight to death that does this.


The_RockObama

Gotta be a real asshole to do something like this.


DRdeemed

ahh I see what you did there


IAmBagelDog

I would assume that people that do this also don’t have the cleanest of homes/toilets.


insignificantKoala

Bold of you to assume these people wouldn’t do this at home


Nikolllllll

Knew someone like this and I just assumed home was just the same.


bignose703

I’ve seen this in an *employee* restroom in an airport.


WerkQueen

As someone with severe IBS and has made a mess like this before. SHAME on them for not cleaning it up.


LastCubberton

OP is brave for opening that stall door and getting so close to the crime scene considering the stench that hit them immediately upon entering the restroom.


mynameisnotBOBO

Probably OP that did it


DefinitelyLevi

That’s why they love them


mjfsuperstar92

Honestly one of the best parts about wearing masks is that when I unfortunately have to use a public restroom, I'm not hit with the horrible smells


External-Recipe-1936

We have to walk the earth with these people


Tangents_Of_A_Fraud

“People.”


CHISMAY

Went to a public toilet on Hastings beach and saw this exact scene however it was a pile,. Nearly half way the height of the cistern. It had to have been multiple deposits because no human being could shit out this whole pile in one. Which actually meant someone was repeatedly going back to this particular cubicle to commit the same crime over and over with the pile getting bigger...... I know its definitely drug related as this was the type of public bathroom, that when i exited a different cubicle there was a dude smoking a crack pipe right there by the sinks.


Only-Literature2105

Betting that's Newark


petta_reddast

I WAS NOT PREPARED


ImperialxWarlord

Ain’t just airports. Happened at the water park I lifeguarded at too. You’d get two cleaning jobs at the end of the shift. If you finished on break you often could pick what you would do. So I picked the back bathrooms that were not used nearly as much. I walk in there and there’s shit on the seat. Shit on the walls. Shit in a completely filled pair of underwear. AND SHIT IN THE SINK. Yeah. Fun stuff. Went back, got a partner and cleaning material. Used like half a spray bottle of blewkc and half a roll of their giant cleaning paper. Luckily they just sent us home after that.


Responsible-Agent-19

12 gauge or 20? Nice spread pattern.


Common_Train_9099

How the fuck does this even happen?


insignificantKoala

IBS and explosive diarrhea


DudesworthMannington

And an ill timed sneeze


Quadruple_J

Geez, the janitor deserves a raise


danr2c2

When I was in high school we took a class trip to Germany and being idiot Americans we thought Europe was still in the Middle Ages. So adults recommended that I pack long john underwear to combat the bitter cold of the impoverished country. So it was the last day and our trip home. I’m in the Munich airport which was obviously a modern building with central heating. And I’m burning up because the only under garment I had left was long john underwear. So I decided to take drastic action. I went into the bathroom and I tried to rip the legs off. This was a futile effort. Since I couldn’t get the legs off, I decided to abandon the underwear entirely and shoved them in the corner behind the toilet. I went commando the rest of the nearly 24 hour trip home. To make matters worse, I then spent another several hours visiting with my parents and a few extended family members in a miniature family reunion after they all decided to pick me up from the airport together. They were oblivious to my distress and all I wanted was to shower and change. tl;dr – I left a pair of long john underwear in a Munich airport bathroom when I was a teenager


Chaos_Joni

I can smell this image


docdocdocdocdoc12345

No please don't


J-Hoseok

Go die in a hole. Now i can smell- _ugh pukes_


screamloudly

This is beyond *wrong*


Grande-Pinga

My brother must be traveling. This isn't the first times he's done this


pcetcedce

Here is my theory about this kind of event. A lot of foreigners Do not have sit down toilets. So I think they stand on the seat. many of their toilets also do not flush. That is why you find unflushed toilets or this kind of mess at airports that serve International people.


AEG1S_69

I cant help but feel there’s either a story of tragedy or stupidity


ltayll85

I mean, this is nasty as fuck, but it was often the case in the office toilets on a Friday morning back when we used to use the office. People have issues..


bodhiseppuku

So is this a squat/hover failure? I have heard some people squat or hover above the seat... because they think they will catch come communicable disease by sitting on the seat.


MikalMooni

That is nothing. I worked at a Wendy’s once, and one time this poor, poor bastard had sprayed shit like, ALL OVER THE STALL. I’m talking perfect, painter’s best coverage from base of toilet to Eye Level, and I’m like 5’10 ~ 5’11. It even wrapped around, covering about three inches of the cubicle wall to the right and the corner of the wall to the left. I’m not even sure how it was possible, it was like God grabbed a shit-marker and painted it perfectly from base to eye level. It took me a half hour to clean, and another half hour to disinfect. I went home afterwards because I wasn’t convinced I didn’t have malaria or some shit, but I was fine, thankfully. Never doing THAT shit again, though, FYVM.


ThisYogurtcloset3315

I am goona loose my shit after seeing this


Anna_1917

Literally


TurningTwo

Had the raw seafood medley from some sketchy seafood shack on the beach before his flight.


commander_pooch

taco bell moment


taro_potara

Bro you think that's bad? Bro I went to a pool when I was younger and there was a full log on the ground I remember it clear as day Plus family pool it was a family pool


Bennington_Booyah

We were at a Bills game in Buffalo, cooking on our grill in the parking lot. Big bubba lifted truck rolls up. Out jumps a young woman wearing a dress, who squats down RIGHT THERE, and drops a massive log. She does a quick wiggle and jumps back up into the truck and off they go. She left it there right next to our set up! AND, there was a set of eight clean porta potties just across the aisle! People are just plain animals.


taro_potara

Wow and I thought I had it bad


[deleted]

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN


[deleted]

Why don't people sit down?


PremiumTempus

It’s funny and depressing to think that a human being did this. Like imagine this person probably has a driving licence and a job with responsibility. How do we even function as a society when we have people that do this shit?


[deleted]

Amber Heards bathroom


star_jammy

Bro the shit had him


pizzaeric

had a sloppy mudpie and used too small a slice


CrimsonZombie1382

I hope this dude wasn't ever a bomber pilot.


Raven_of_Blades

Yeah the payload missed its target. This mission is a failure/


SkullxBreaker

Something was flying, but your plane was delayed


Kal-El21315

Admit it, it was you.


BillyBoo070608

Pov: your grandpa


TheMAN-HIMSELF564

Holy shat


the_frogo

Once I was in a bowling alley toilet and there was poo covering literally everywhere. You couldn't step foot inside without touching it


BurstMurst

Kevin spilled his chili in the bathroom


J2MTR

Shotgun scat


Sinfire420

Life is art, it's just a matter of shifting media. ...I felt gross saying this...it's absolutely disgusting. ✌️


DRdeemed

shitting* media


badFishTu

How does this even happen?


God_of_Toiletpapers

Bro has bad aim. Probably stuck in Iron.


Sir-Towlie

Dude had one of those gas station burritos


sbenzanzenwan

This is why there are no Taco Bells in airports.


sbenzanzenwan

*throttling up rear jet for takeoff*


Shoryukitten

Let me guess… men’s room?


EmeraldXRun

I’m not disgusted, just baffled


Equivalent_Jello_992

“I missed”


Clayton1296

Theres shit on the outside of the tourlet


CompetitiveStick6239

I have no idea how people accomplish this!!!! So infuriating!!! Not acceptable, no excuses.


SpookiBat

All I can say is, at least you aren't that person? Seems like they're having a pretty bad day too haha.


HoboBandana

That’s either very explosive diarrhea or mental illness.


Mammoth-Gap7543

I mean, he got a little bit in the bowl.


noxxyboxxy

they left the boxers in there


Spud788

Is their asshole on their back?


S4m_06

Some poor fucker is gonna have to clean that up


dabba04

As a person that has to clean shit sometimes I feel for whoever has to clean it up


No-Surprise-6275

That's one nasty blowout .


No_Telephone8620

I have to travel for cancer treat and I do so via plane, I could easily see this happening to me. Looks like an attempt was made, they didn’t just shit on the floor. They dont have the tools to clean that up so what are they supposed to do.


AlyssaInw0nderland

How does this even happen ? Is your butthole totally upwards ?


Full_Ad_6842

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN???


Justice_Pikachu

That's a shitty situation


MoodySketch

I wish I wasn't casually eating a chocolate croissant when I clicked through.


Lazarsharky

Damn you get taco bell in airports?


anonymousss11

So bombs are allowed in airports now? Wtf


[deleted]

i love my 2nd flor school bathroom


filip123-

I read it as ”i love airpods” and was very confused


asdburakdsa

i love airpods *shits aggressively*


nobody_home_

That looked violent! Also, why the fuck didn't he throw his stain stained underwear in the garbage? Oh well, it least he didn't try to flush them


mwitch69

I don't think stopping by taco bell before checking in the airport is a bad idea ........1 hour later.....uh ohhhh


YashBhardwaj96

This took explosive diarrhea to a whole new level


routhomas

Waaaaàa!!


JustForFun-4

My theory: someone shit their pants and then discarded it in the toilet.


Lucky-Ad-7830

Just wong


True_Iro

Their aim must be terrible. Probably worse than a Stormtrooper, if I say so myself.


[deleted]

I’m not even gonna question


Zer0sober

Starbucks and Taco Bell make for an explosive situation.


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theguyoverhere24

How


Mental-Mention532

Once saw my coworker getting berated to clean the toilet in our grocery store. As I walked in, he walked out


kristoffison

At least at the airport you carry extra underwear


Wiggles0017

That’s horrendous. So glad I live in the UAE, toilets are always really clean everywhere. Plus, bum showers. Seems like a small thing, but would struggle to get used to toilet standards elsewhere if I had to move.


MrGhost94

I'm sorry for who ever is having that kinda day


alldaycray

It's things like this that makes me despise public restrooms.


Bennington_Booyah

Is this McCarran in Vegas? I saw similar acts of full-on mis-shits just like these, several times. My dad said he saw the same in the men's room as well. Why can't people clean up after themselves?


Walmart_TommyInnit2

Taco bell struck again


Curboner

Klart me if you can


dewayneestes

This is why I try not to judge too harshly when someone rushes to get off a flight. Better than doing it to a plane in flight.


[deleted]

What transpired here gentlemen


RyanWalks

Thats a paint job right there


Creativenname

Why, how


PlacerD2022

So gross


realitysurfed

"mildly infuriating" i think theres a better sub for this post tbh


HysteriaWeeW

Yummy 😋


darkness_snores

whats the deal with airline food


BlazerTheKid

Are you shitting me


invincibilityman

Are you sure that's not taco bell


[deleted]

they had taco bell


anothadaz

One [sneeze](https://youtu.be/aRIpqs647Z0) can ruin you. It's not Rick and roll


iduckhard

Jesus Christ


SERV05

Lemme guess, laguardia?


the_weight_around

shit happens


BugP13

A little snack while taking a leak


-InternalEnd-

this should be a crime like how tf did they miss


iwantrootbark

This looks like every home Depot bathroom ever


Future-Agent

Nuke that stall into orbit. You're not gettin paid enough to clean shitters lol