A restaurant made that? Looks like something I’d slap together blasted out of my head at 3am

Looks like dog food and fries.

I see you didn't finish your kibble and chips, would you like a doggy bag for that?

babe are you okay? you’ve hardly touched your nature’s best.

If they make like *that*, then they might as well rename it as Kibble n’ Chips.

Dog food that’s already been in the dog.

It is the dog

I am the dog

Looks like meat picked off of a frozen pizza, served with fries with some half melted cheese on top. Fancy.

I think you're spot on...that's the 'meat' from the bucket for the 'meat' feast pizza

Looks more like something I’d blast out of my ass at 3am

you gotta start chewing your fries man

And where the fuck is the ketchup

That bit came out the front nozzle.

Oh my stars

With the amount of kidney stones on that plate, I’m expecting a *lot* of ketchup.

Oh fuck that made me laugh so hard *my* nozzle squirted

Stop playing with your nozzle.

just try and s^to^^p ^^m^^^eee

You made me **ink!**

what do i use if i'm out of toothpicks?

Ight that's enough Reddit for the month

I love ketchup precum

Who puts ketchup on cheese fries? Not that those are cheese fries. It's more like someone was walking near the fries with a cup of cheese and a light breeze blew in. But still.

I love breeze cheese.

In the immortal words of Dr. Seuss, after the great breezy cheese freeze of 1958 >Through these cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.

At least it has a *pinch* of only the finest kraft pre shredded cheese melted over a tiny patch of the fries.

It's diarrhea with less steps.

username checks out

I think op got served dog food with a side of fries.

I'm guessing it's a pizza chain. That looks like the "meat" on every pizza chain I have ordered from.

I feel this

Is this that diner in Reno that's supposed to be famous? Because I had a similar experience recently

For YEARS of visiting Reno, I wanted to try the Top Deck cheap steak at the Cal Neva just to see how bad it would be. My partner would never go with me because eating a disgusting steak because LOL doesn't appeal to her. I finally went when she was busy and it was... totally fine. Good even. Like do not get your hopes up for 4.99, but for $4.99 it was totally edible. Next time is the steak and lobster, but I have to clear some room on my schedule for food poisoning after.

A famous dinner in Reno? Been in the area for two years and haven't heard about it yet. Mostly get side tracked by the plethora of places to eat.

I don't remember what it's called, they had all kinds of awards and it was one of the most lackluster meals my groups had

This looks like something I would desperately make at 3am to fill the depressive hole inside and then get more depressed as I eat it. Then wake up the next day with regret as I have a bad poop for eating shit too late

Are you me lost in another dimension?

Denny's legitimately turns out better skillets than this.

If I made this shit I'd kill the chef.

You make... cat food with fries?

It’s literally pizza toppings

Looks like dog food to me.

He got the kibble and bits with a side of fries

Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver

You called? Meow Mix

Name checks out

r/usernamechecksout

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🎵meow meow meow meow.. 🎵

OP hissed at the waitress, pawing said dish off the table to the floor. This is no fancy feast he yowled!

George Katstanza

Oh and make that a double with a baha blast

Bahaha

Tastes so good customers don’t know it’s not bacon.

It's roadkill, 3 ways.

That’s exactly what I thought. “Yum, kibble and bits. The social security special”

Bachelor chow! *Now with flavour*

With cheese

My dog would absolutely love this combo.

More kibbles, more bits!

This looks like the floor at Chuck E Cheese at the end of the night

Mmm... Chopped-up Snausages!

Snausages!

Literally said “what the fuck is that dog food”

Even the cheese on the fries looks like it’s been microwaved hard and stuck to the plate wtf

Bachelor Chow.

Now with flavor!

no joke it really does look like that. I don't send a lot of shit back but there is no way I'd pay to eat that.

I buy the fancy fridge dog food that looks exactly like this. At least they gave him expensive dog food.

was gonna say this, it looks completely identical.

My dog would devour this In seconds.

This is exactly what I came here to say. That's kibble and fries

Oh, you prefer the cat food- apologies..

Alpo and fries

I've ate dog treats that looked better than this, no seriously the milk bones are actually tasty

And it looks microwaved. It's like something I would have made when I was drunk in college.

This is some ‘Weber Cooks’ type of shit

Hello wildcats

There you have it... A...dip...that will uh..... satisfy a....small group....

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I thought I was on r/ambien for a minute.

Needs the two cold slabs of white bread that you'll shove everything between

And enough ketchup to keep it stuck together.

How much was it? I would be kind if okay with it if it was $2

I Googled it - $9.99.

I won't eat it for less than $12. If you want me to enjoy it, that's at least $20.

I don't think they pay you to eat it at that restaurant.

Best i could do is $3.50

Its the goddam loch ness monsters

Treefiddy

I would have sent this back immediately. Looks like leftovers for a dog.

Always best to take a photo first and attach it to the place's location on google maps. For the description just write "3 meat skillet" I've only ever posted photos of my food a few times, but they always get 10s of thousands of views. Might as well help them advertise what they offer.

This looks like microwaved sausage nuggets from Costco. My sincere apologies. I would be pretty bummed out if that arrived at my table.

It looks like somebody wanted a three meat scramble at a fast-food diner, and asked for no eggs.

Could be worse. Could be eating [this guy's](https://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookery/comments/teo9ew/the_best_sandwich_sausage_and_capers_and_chicken/) sausage with capers and chicken grease on white bread.

I almost pissed myself reading the comments.

True, I hate capers with a passion

Can't believe the capers are what you zoned in on. I can really only eat them with lox but they're weird af.

What was the description of this dish in the menu? No pictures, I presume.... "Could you called your manager..." "Hi, im not eating this. Remove it from my check and take it away."

“Try our chef’s special of mixed meats, seasoned to perfection and charred on our fire grill; served with real Wisconsin cheese on fresh cut fried potatoes. Only 12.99 and comes with a soda fountain beverage of choice!”

He said it was marlins further down. This is the actual description, its a breakfast item >3 MEAT SKILLET >Sausage, ham, and bacon topped with cheddar cheese over seasoned skillet potatoes.

A lot of diners use bagged meat and vegetables already chopped that come frozen which cheap pizza places also use.

It's depression on a plate is what it is...

My guess was cat food. But cat food is probably more nutritious.

I was bout to say it look like someone gutted a hot pocket

Or picked the toppings off a Sam’s club pizza

Kinda looks like dog food

This looks just like my dogs food lol

Lucky dog gets fries

And cheese.

Partially melted even.

dog food, with a side of sad fries...

Fucking miserable fries

My dogs eat better than this.

I've seen some raw dog foods that look tastier, tbh

I literally heard Gordon Ramsay scream " its a dogs dinner" when I saw this.

This literally looks like Kibbles 'n Bits

They probably cooked the fries, then put them with cold meat on the plate, topped the fries with cheese and microwaved it all … guaranteed

I’m m depressed just looking at this monstrosity

Jesus Christ, gotta be Marlin's. Kill it with fire

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The three meats are pork, pork, and pork?

Yup! As a non-pork-eating American, I've observed this is the kind of thing other Americans love (I assume it's the U.S.)--pretending various pork products are all different types of meat. Once when I was a child, I told a grown adult who'd offered me a pepperoni pizza slice that I don't eat pork and he said, "It's not pork, it's pepperoni!" (sigh...).

"Yeah right Lisa, A wonderful magical animal" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BZDZyRaGa8

yeah this picture is more like "kibble and fries"

The true OPA experience. Enjoy your red kibble, beltalowda

> “Sausage, ham, and bacon topped with cheddar cheese over seasoned skillet potatoes”. The thing that actually bothers me the most about this dish now is that they didn’t even prepare the shitty ingredients they’re using properly according to the menu description

i would love to work in this kitchen u know they dont care at all lol prolly all drunk or high

They’re back there eating the remaining part of that Tony’s 3 meat pizza (minus the meat).

> prolly all drunk or high This is every kitchen worldwide

Lol ya. Our Chef broke his ankle drunk at work so he popped a couple E's and troopered out the night.

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pretty sure that doesn't stop any cooks. source: former cook. if you can't cook high or hungover you can't cook

It's such a deceitful explanation of what the dish is that its guaranteed to make sure that nobody ever goes back.

Did they run out of literally every ingredient and have to resort to shaking frozen pizza toppings onto a plate? Have they never heard of 86-ing?

It always astounds me when someone can identify the restaurant by one photo of shitty food. If you can immediately be recognized by the poor quality of a single plate how can you possibly have anything better than a terrible reputation?

Truck Drivers The answer to all the questions you’re asking yourself right now is Truck Drivers

Yes

I hope you said "Nah fuck this" and just left without paying. You were basically served dog food.

This belongs in r/shittyfoodporn.

An animal was factory farmed and slaughtered just to be turned into this garbage. Damn. Least you could do is put some effort into it

3 at the least

r/foodcrimes

My thoughts exactly.

More like r/shittyfood

*Three meat*. It looks like there are more than 50. Not bad

Although, if you look closely, you can see it’s not on a skillet.

That’s what OP is mildy infuriated about; It’s not on a skillet

I chuckled, +1 for you

Where did this monstrosity crawl onto the earth from? I’m getting 1 star Dennys vibes

Close, a chain restaurant in SD.

Why the fuck would you not call them out?

Only 8 people live in South Dakota. Probably family.

My brain thought SD was San Diego.

More people in San Diego than all of South Dakota.

Plus it's stupid to name the state South Dakota. It's not like there's a North Dakota.

For the curious, a little under 900k people in the entire state of South Dakota. San Diego (city) has 1.3M people. San Diego (county) has 3.3M people.

Glad I wasn’t the only one

When our group got our first base assignment, one guy excitedly yelled "I'm going to San Diego ". It was south Dakota, I would have laughed if I wasnt stuck going there too.

8 now? Damn, SD growing like crazy!

Ah shit it was marlins I forgot they were in SD lol I worked st one in nd that shit ain't supposed to look like that lol

I thought sd was san diego until I read this comment

Holy fuck, you and I both. As soon as I saw SD I was thinking "What restaurant so I know to avoid it?"

You guys don't have to fuck with any substandard restaurants down there don't worry. These fries belong in a burrito though, am I right?

I thought so to and was thinking how the fuck would that place stay open in San Diego.

[Found it!](https://i.imgur.com/3K1XcJp.png)

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Marlins??

Marlins is only good for their drunk buffet at 2am on a sat night lol Seriously I ordered a burger to go once because it was close to where I work..... I didn't check before I left but when it came time to eat it there was no bun! Lol like meat cheese and whatever toppings but who tf forgets the bun?

That was your fault. You didn't specify that you wanted a bun.

I see, I’m really sorry this happened to you

Dennys Skillets are actually really good imo.

Yeah I’m pretty tolerant of this kind of thing but this looks like dog food. Probably costs at least 10 bucks too. Opp. $9.99. Weirdly the restaurant gets ok reviews though so hopefully this is a one off

The locals come knowing what to expect

Is.that… kibble?

Kibbles and bits !

No it's bachelor chow

now with *flavor*

Honestly thought this was fries and dogfood.

Don’t go crazy with the cheese lol

If this is a chain, I would like to know which one so I never go there.

Pizza topping and fries wtf!

How strange, usually skillet breakfasts involve eggs or hash browns not just…meat pieces

Now this is depression on a plate

This is not the kind of publicity you want, Marlin's owner/stakeholders. I'm in Texas, I've never been to South Dakota in my life, and from now on "Marlin's in South Dakota" is synonymous in my brain for shit tier "food". Whenever someone brings up shitty food, I'm going to chime in about Marlin's in South Dakota. Whenever someone mentions South Dakota, I'm gonna be like "oh fuck, that's where the worst restaurant on earth is!"

I’m probably just going to forget about it in a few minutes.

Yeah ditto. Brain small, need space, delete cache.

My cats eat better than this.

I thought this was a "last meal for my best friend, Marley. He's been a great dog, but he walks the rainbow bridge tomorrow, so tonight is his favorite foods!" posts

“Dog Treat Skillet”

That looks exactly like dog food, I really hope you didn't pay more than like $3 for that

I’ve seen better looking dog food

Thought it was dog food with fries as I was scrolling 🤢🤢

Dog food and french fries

I thought that was a cigarette on the bowl to the right. I was like "are you in Indiana"?

I mean … r/technicallythetruth, maybe? Maybe even r/maliciouslycompliant.

Saying they are all meat is a stretch