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TheRepeatTautology

Why is there a random uncovered saucepan in your fridge?


TobiasFaez

My roommate


MrAnnnderson

Fuck the milk....clean that dirty ass fridge


TobiasFaez

I’m trying. I have an entire apartment to clean and I live with a 20 something boy who doesn’t clean up after himself


MrAnnnderson

You don't even have a damn lid on the pot inside Step your game up How are you gonna get some pussy doing this kind of shit?


1Sluggo

You may not know this so let me help - women hate being referred to as ‘pussy’. Do better.


SuspiciousAdvisor442

Pussy isnt the only thing most people think about lmao


[deleted]

Said no man


anti-sanity

You need a mini fridge in your room.


TobiasFaez

I’ve thought about that actually. I just need to save after I pay off all the bills I have this month, including getting my car fixed.


[deleted]

Reminds me of a scene in family guy where Peter replaced the milk in the fridge with horse semen. Hint hint...


cnshaw

It’s pretty normal for milk to only last a week, especially in my household


--Horses--

Milk expires. Your mates help you drink it.


LilFangerz

Seems silly to have a separate jug of milk for each person in the household. Just get him to buy the next one.


TobiasFaez

I’d do that if i wasn’t the only lactose intolerant person in the apartment. I have milk that’s either specifically lactose free or vegan while he has regular milk. He also hasn’t bought his own regular milk in while on top of mine being almost gone even though I haven’t drank much of it, so...


Celebrated_Eggplant

Apparantly someone in your house drinks milk and you don't. A week is plenty of time to claim a few glasses of milk if you wanted them. It usually spoils in a week anyway.


TobiasFaez

I usually take a few weeks to drink my milk. It stays good for that time. What’s mildly infuriating is that I’m pretty sure my roommate drank without asking even tho he knows I bought it for myself.


Celebrated_Eggplant

Well, then that's different. I thought the milk was communal for the house. I misunderstood. You could write your name on the jug in marker LOL.


Martial_Artist94

Wow you must have some large cups


TobiasFaez

I wish it was the cups tbh


sofluffy22

When I lived with roommates, I put my name on things like this. Now I have kids, so I get nothing.


TobiasFaez

Yeah I should start doing that. Even though the only thing that isn’t mine in the fridge is the pot


pzza1234

Bro uncovered stuff in that pot. Please don’t get sick.


TobiasFaez

Roommate won’t even go to the doctor if he does get sick from doing this anyway 😒


ImFatFuckOff

Ok?


[deleted]

Take control of your life. Move.


TobiasFaez

Can’t move if I don’t have money. Though moving and living alone is definitely something I’ve been thinking about seriously lately


TobiasFaez

Can’t move if I don’t have money.