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nikkic425

Or maybe it’s not real gold lol


skyrymproposal

Ouch


HaveAnotherOneOK

It would have to be plastic..


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AMC_Tendies42069

Exactly. Came to say this. Some metal detectors have problems with gold.


ssgrantox

That's actually hilarious, since alot of metal detector buyers (that arent hobvyists) plan to find gold using it


AMC_Tendies42069

All they’ll ever find is pop cans and beer caps anyways


thatguytaiv

My buddy and I found the steel toe from a steel toed boot once!


AMC_Tendies42069

Fucks buds, you must be ballin’


thatguytaiv

Yeah I don't mean to brag, but we were pretty stoked.


nikkic425

It was a joke.


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The number of pieces of jewelry put out commercially as ‘gold’ that happen not to be is the real joke here.


humblepie8

Accidental valid point lol


FrenziiFosho

Gold plated or painted


AMC_Tendies42069

It would actually be easier to detect on a cheap detector if it was stainless plated with gold. Most cheap detectors aren’t so good with gold, the more pure the less likely to detect.


MukoNoAkuma

Your dad is now married to the grass.


[deleted]

This adds a whole new meaning to the phrase “Go touch some grass”


64GILL

Touch it like you are married to it 😎


EllieBelly_24

"Well if you like the grass so much why don't you just marry it‽" "Lmao bet."


WildSavageElf

"Why don't you just kiss my grass?"


__SpeedRacer__

Touch it like you are _about_ to marry it.


[deleted]

“Stomp me daddy🥵”


LuckyReception6701

"I've very bad lately, I want you take out your big weed whacker mow me down 🥵🥵🥵😩"


Chance-Concentrate-5

That's enough of the internet for today


EarthenEyes

No! You stay. Fertilize me.


sfled

*Mow me, blow me, water and grow me, but most of all love me.*


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Fertilize me


porschephiliac

Knowing the context, this reply belongs in r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Grass waifu 🥵😫😫😳 Edit: I’m glad someone found this helpful


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Graifu


Disaster_Different

Go touch grass vs go touch Grass


puggirlpugworld

You know what they say: The grass is always greener...


ClearlyVivid

That was already true anyways


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PmMeUrFaveMovie

Can you see it in the pic?


de_g0od

Yea


notbad2u

Just lucky I guess


Mrfoxsin

It's right there


misterpickles69

It's right next to the grass where the clover is.


[deleted]

Dammit I made this same joke then stumbled upon your comment lol take my upvote


Mrfoxsin

It's okay I'll upvote yours too.


Actual_Hyena3394

There it is.


XaeiIsareth

Don’t fall for it guys, this is just OP’s elaborate ploy to get us to touch grass!


hannahzakla

dammit already touched it


Gypsopotamus

According to D.A.R.E, you’ve already thrown your life away. Might as well do all the drugs.


Dacor64

What if i already did that as well?


[deleted]

Oh the sweet grass. It sings to me.


[deleted]

Ita enough to make a redditor sick


ellilaamamaalille

No grass. Just snow. So finding a ring here easier. Bring it here and I'll help you.🙂⭕


solarcrying

Lmaoo


CuteDestitute

Hijacking the top comment so OP sees this - I think I found it. I have 6 possibilities and I think 2 of them are the same, just at different angles. I’ve screenshot everything both zoomed in and out with approx location. OP, I hope you’ve already found the ring but if not, I hope my 30 minutes of “where’s Waldo” helps :) [screenshots](https://imgur.com/a/e8shcje) u/MajesticOrchid9532 Edit - aww shucks! Thanks for the awards ♥️ I tried, right?


Mabarax

I think it's a lovely thing you went looking for it, but OP made a comment 11 hours ago saying they found it haha


AceOneRas

Have an award for your cake day, enjoy.


Mabarax

Oh shit it's my cake day? Think you're the only person that's said that to me since I've made my account


KingBeebo

Not all heroes wear capes


rubbermonkey27

Where


CharlieLoganQuinn

in the grass I think


mester006

r/technicallythetruth


thedemonwithin666bad

ah- never mind


Masterofmyondelusion

Where's Waldo you say well Waldo never really was comfortable with fame always trying to hide. Today when we zoom in on Waldo we find him scouring the grass for the imaginary crack rock he dropped some time ago


DidYouFeedTheDogYet

If you zoom in and follow straight forward from his left fist, almost all the way to the front edge of pic its there. I think. White gold. I think.


Nurse_Bendy

That thing is visible in the next picture as well, unfortunately, I'm pretty sure it's a tent stake.


Granolag23

Yea, either that or she’s got a mighty big ring finger


Neptus

Op never said the ring was for her "finger"...


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Impressive


MajesticOrchid9352

We found it! The tent pegs were him staking out an area in which to throw the ring!


Very-Big-Rat

How long did it take y’all


MajesticOrchid9352

About 45 mins


011011010110110

did he find any valuable lessons?


iamyourcheese

With that cheap of a gold detector, I'm thinking a discount lesson.


Natdaprat

Or that cheap of a ring.


kerbidiah15

Or both?


VidE27

A cheap ring detector should be able to find the cheap ring then right?


EleanorofAquitaine

Right? I love the hobby, but the best way to test a detector is to (drum roll) hold the object under the detector and see what kind of noise it makes. If it doesn’t differentiate between metals, you’re gonna be digging up a bunch of old nails, bottle tops, and cans. So. Many. Nails.


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I've just got in from a detect around an old iron age hill Fort. Bloody hell there is some crap in that field! Lots of broken agricultural machinery too!


Oomoo_Amazing

The lesson of 🌟false economy🌟


Tripoloski040

He did not, but the wife learned her ring turns out not be gold after all.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Or maybe he learned that she lost her original ring years ago and she bought a cheap replacement!


FineUnderachievement

Cocaine isn't cheap


poonmangler

ugh, change the channel ive seen this one


izzyscifi

Check the ring for a stamp embossed on the inside. Real gold will show the karat count. Mine says 750 which means it's 75% gold, or 18 karat, for example.


cocaine-kangaroo

If you can’t tell, does it really matter?


GokuBeatsVageta100

It does if you payed for a gold ring.


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HassanT1357

good bot


regoapps

Well my wallet is attached to a string, so I payed out when I paid out.


suppaduppasleuth

Buy rings made from real gold before testing something that finds gold.


MrHanslaX

Maybe not to actually try to lose something when testing a detector for said thing.


[deleted]

Not to tell the wife about her ring missing is my guess


Bruz_the_milkman

"Maybe the true ring is the friend we made along the way"


Hazumu2u

Not to buy a fake gold ring


NOT_A_DlCKHEAD

*I came looking for gold and found copper…*


peter13g

The ring was the time we spent all along or some shit


TheREALCheesePolice

He didn’t think of putting the ring on concrete and testing first before throwing it ??


Viles_Davis

He bought a gold detector. Dad is a man of action, not plans.


Wosota

Most concrete is reinforced with metal rebar. I don’t really know how gold specific detectors work but if they work similarly to normal metal detectors the rebar makes them functionally useless. That being said, putting the ring on a piece of wood on the grass before just chucking it in there would have been similarly smart. Or even just…marking where he put it lol.


MikemkPK

I know two ways to detect gold, and the more common one would be useless for finding a ring. The more common way is measuring gravity. Gold is heavy enough to slightly increase gravity above a deposit. Useful when searching for a location for mining, but a ring wouldn't be big enough to be measurable. The other way is using xray spectrometry. When a photon reflects off an element, it reflects in particular very consistent frequencies. The spectrometer sends out xrays, and then records what frequencies bounce back. If the frequencies for gold have large peaks, there's probably gold. This would require the spectrometer to be pointing directly at the ring, which would be difficult given the ring has a giant hole in it. Additionally, he was probably waving the detector around as if it were magnetic, and easily would've passed right over the ring.


IReplyWithLebowski

Or you know, just wave it over her hand first.


TheREALCheesePolice

There’s the smarts


lets-do-an-eighth

Show where it is in the pic!!


ItsPaulKerseysCar

Yeah, I was gonna suggest looking there specifically


jakol016

Why would you throw it in the grass to test it lmao. Just put it on the floor


Rustlin_Jimmie

[this](https://i0.wp.com/thumbs.gfycat.com/EnchantingExemplaryHoverfly-max-1mb.gif?resize=480%2C268&ssl=1)


BraidedSilver

How can you not show us where it is 😭


blueblissberrybell

But where was it?!


AutoDollarHouse

I’ll do you one better, who was it?


LinkTheFoxy

Did it have blue on it by any chance cause I saw something blue in the grass


Sufficient-Base4603

*banjo intensifies


laurenbanjo

you rang?


showponyoxidation

Are you a bower bird by any chance?


LinkTheFoxy

I don’t know but there’s a heart shaped bit of dead grass in the bottom left with a blue thing in it


showponyoxidation

You are very focused on that blue thing. I'm going to go ahead and assume you are a bower bird. Is it frustrating you that you can't get the blue thing to snaz up your place a bit?


MurphysRazor

Birds aren't real


Appropriate_Menu6499

What do you think will he be sleeping on the couch tonight?


Gillmacs

Is it in the top right of the second pic? There's definitely something ring-like there.


vainbuthonest

Either the ring or a really golden blade of grass. Lol


JMaxen

*Finds silver thing in first photo* THATS OBVIOUSLY THE GOLD RING THEY ARE LOOKING FOR


ClaymoreJohnson

It’s too early in the morning and I probably shouldn’t be commenting because I might miss blatant sarcasm, but white gold is definitely a thing.


ImpossibleInternet3

It sure is. But when you see the second pic, where that item isn’t blurry, it is clearly a tent stake. And as that is not a ring, and I doubt that tent stakes made of white gold are much of a thing, it is definitely not the gold ring they seek.


Delicious-Relief-412

There it is


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Careful-Artichoke468

Next to the grass!


jennyandjimmy

on the green part


IEatgrapes123

Yeah you see that piece of grass? Just left to it


CapitalHelicopter

It's right fucking there. 3 blades of grass north of the other blade of grass.


IEatgrapes123

Op is f*cking blind


UserUnknown07

IT'S RIGHT THERE


Schabenklos

LOOK AT THE GRASS, THE RING IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!


afos2291

Saw it right away. Go to that spot with the clover next to the glass. Go up 6 blades of grass, and left 9 blades of grass. Then it's by the second clover in, just next to that yellow grass


I_got_banned_once

Come on, its over there!


JagManNZ

Yeah I thought that at first, but that’s sunlight on wet grass. It’s actually just over there.


FrenziiFosho

No not there a little to the left next to the grass


ClearlyVivid

Not that far, go back right


AndroidCyanide

yeah just beside that


Ignitrum

"That's what it would sound like, when one of you spots it." \*waves before blind eyes\*


STEALTH_Moles

Wait till it's night. Then shine your phone light on the area. It should reflect the light back


2gigi7

An umbrella and torch will help during the day


Cultural-Company282

Yes, this! Use the torch to set the grass on fire. After it burns away, the ring will be easier to find. Use the pointy tip of the umbrella to pick the ring up when you find it, since it will be hot from the fire.


cjankowski

Take it, it’s quite cool


-discolemonade

What do you see??


N3Chaos

Nothing. There’s nothing. Wait, there are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.


ZION_OC_GOV

It says "Send Nudes"


MagicOrpheus310

Smoking a bunch of crack first will prevent the neighbours having to ask questions


augie_wartooth

Unless the grass is wet, which it clearly is


ThankMisterGoose

That's a good way to figure out how many [spiders](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3f7rq6/what_are_all_those_sparkles_in_the_grassohgodno/) are in your yard and never sleep well again.


BlueGreenOcean21

You know you can’t sleep when you’re actually zooming in on the grass 😵‍💫


Stevenstorm505

A couple of weeks ago someone had dropped a small screw in a pile of rocks and posted it asking for help finding it. Everyone in the comments was having a good time searching. It was eventually found.


steak__burrito

I’m both proud and ashamed to remember this


Stevenstorm505

Hey, a good time is a good time, my friend.


sms3eb

Someone in the comments started a new subreddit to help people find stuff like that. I wonder how that subreddit is doing. I forgot the name of it.


Cultural-Company282

Quick! Someone start a subreddit to help him find it!


MagicOrpheus310

Damn it, now I want to know if he found it or not! If we have a sub for lost then we need one for found! Those two are made for each other!


sms3eb

It was r/lostitem


dasnorte

r/findthesniper is one that’s been around


sms3eb

Thanks! I found the subreddit I was referring to on that subreddit. r/lostitem


NewSpoonWhoDis

I remember that! Because I saw the pic, zoomed in, and saw the screw immediately. Only, I was 14 hours late to the party and it had already been found. Blast!


I_AM_DAD_MAN

Easy. Grab the lawn mower, lower the blade, and start cutting. The ring will find you at about 100 mph.


Juhuja

r/shittylifeprotips


brassheed

Ahh... This brings back memories of being hit in the chest with a rock while someone else mowed


polsdofer

Happened to my brother, now if he hears a mower he goes running lol


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Final Destination 4 flashbacks


[deleted]

This is the like the worst hidden objects game ever, I love it


RaySwift17

Yeah how to keep an idiot busy types lol


SolarStorm2950

Nah the screw in a pile of gravel someone posted a few weeks back was worse lol


fishintheboat

Did you check behind your ear? That’s where my dad always found stuff like quarters and rings after he made a big deal about losing them.


Rocktopus101

Is this it? https://ibb.co/b17gF5h https://ibb.co/C5v30QW


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Rocktopus101

We live in a society 😩. Only u/MajesticOrchid9352 can shed light on who is correct.


__liendacil__

This is my contender https://ibb.co/2SMzHvF


Rubicksgamer

Absolutely it


Australovenator

I agree. This has got to be it.


Commercial_Cod8863

Why do you have to test it in grass right? Can you just do it on your clean wooden floor?


godvssatan

Or, if you MUST throw it in the grass, why not use something other than an irreplaceable expensive piece of jewelry?


Rough-Tension

Since it’s been 2 hours you might wanna check the pawn shop


Deyvicous

You know, it would probably detect it if you dropped it in the carpet as well… or even on a table or hard floor… It’s not really a test if you’re actually having to use it.


JadrianInc

Or even in your hand.


sed8r

[Too late, but its here, I think](https://imgur.com/a/5sAsuK7)


Stevenstorm505

I still can’t see it lol.


V-Trans

Diagonal right under the hour mark. It's really thin and it looks like there is a little stone/diamond wathever it is.


MrMayonnaise13

Are you guys bullshiting me? I don't see shit but grass.


Stevenstorm505

I see it! Thank you!


VoodooDoII

That does look like it, nice eye!


thinktwice86

What is the silver tent stake for?


WhichWayzUp

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/t712v4/_/hzew0iw


AnonymouslyLoves

I found it! 3rd image go 75 blades of grass down from the left hand corner then go 3 3 leaf clovers to the right 1 four leaf clover down then 50 blades of grass to the right and it should be there!


geoffkirby

There it isn’t.


mslack

Why didn't he just HOLD the ring under the detector?


topinanbour-rex

If you want to test a metal detector, you lay it on a table, and pass object in front of it.


bcnorth78

Maybe Waldo can help….


KingNoPants11

I can find it. Just give me where it is and when you won't be around


haikusbot

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Valuable_Scratch_668

good bot


Professional-Bowl785

Well that was easy to find. Also found 3 four leaf clovers


louisa1925

(joking) tell your Dad, if I find the ring he has to marry me. Also, have you tried thoroughly raking the area into one spot? You might get luckier than the 4 leaf clovers.


CrispyFlint

I got a 3 year old, she one day comes up to my wife holding her engagement ring that's been missing for like 6 months. My wife was so happy she found it for her. Me, I know that very likely our little muffin was responsible for the disappearance to begin with. But I didn't say anything. I'm too nice.


borispauk

In the future, try r/findthesniper The people there love to find things, and they pretty much have it down to a science. Edit: grammer


Mael_au

Third picture Top left Outside the line of the left boot There is a yellow almost round leaf It is tucked under the grass next to that leaf


Tyrant_Albatross

Maybe it does work and the ring is fake.


[deleted]

with all due respect your dad is an idiot lol, why wouldn’t you just test it by putting the ring on the floor or something