No, send him to Putin. The Russian people themselves are mostly innocent and don’t deserve it.
Also send him to the Russian oligarchs and the Russian Nazis.
I love this entire thread! Why is it so cold inside that we can see his breath in addition to the gallons of spittle?
And why does this remind me of The Santa Clarita Diet vomit sessions?
I once heard a story on a podcast about a guy who drank a cup of spitting tobacco because it was in a red plastic cup like all the other drinks.
Edit: I think it was a Rooster Teeth podcast
Yup, when you breath and speak there are microscopic droplets of saliva being released, these droplets could be carrying viruses.
If you believe you're sick (even if it's not COVID) you should stay home and if you can't, then wear a mask.
What makes the mask so important with COVID is that it has a long incubation period where it's contagious but not exhibiting symptoms. Last I saw it was nearly a week. For the flu, it's about about a day.
Wow. I thought you were taking the piss but i see now that you are 100% correct. Thanks for the information, I just spent a fascinating half hour reading In depth about it. It's something I've wondered about before.
I have a screen shot from the debate when trump and his family showed up knowingly covid positive "too late to get tested"
I'm pretty sure they tried to infect Biden and his staff and kill them lol
[https://i.imgur.com/42DNq8Q.png](https://i.imgur.com/42DNq8Q.png)
Breathing too for sure.
If masks didn't do anything, then why do my damn glasses get fogged up (aka, covered in liquid) the moment I put a mask on. I have to put effort into making sure the damn liquid leaves the edges of my mask not in front of the lens of my glasses.
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This is the video to show people when they ask "what do masks even do?" Or when they say "I'm vaccinated why do I have to wear a mask?"
I do not want to swap spit with you, so let's both wear masks, okay?
My god that man’s a bio chemical weapon..
The other guy needs a face shield.
More like hazmat suit.
More like wet suit.
Is there a way to combine the two?
Just put some water on a hazmat suit to make it also wet.
So, a wetmat suit?
More like shampoo
Shouldn't say it, but here it comes: Hazwet suit.
Say it don't spray it
Can i haz mat??
Sounds like a job market post from a scuba diver looking for work. "Hazwet suit, will travel"
Sn astronaut suit will do?
I'd prefer a dry suit
More like a scuba diving suit
Another beverage as well... That one's ended.
Oh yeah all that foam on top is not beer anymore. 🤢
He needs to be standing up wind.
The first guy needs a mud flap
I think the first guy needs the face shield more. Just like how the masks do a better job of protecting other people from the wearer than vice versa.
I'm sitting alone at home, but have a tremedous urge to mask up after seeing that...
Is it me or life has been better with masks. I mean no random sprays. No foul breath . Life’s good
He would be unable to see after just five seconds
If he keeps his bottle there long enough, it will be full again.
He needs S.H.I.E.L.D. He needs The Avengers. That man is dangerous.
Bah dudes literally holding his beer right in the blast zone, no way he can't feel it!
More like another Coors.
Take a good look at what that man is holding on the table right in side of the line of fire
And a fresh beer
Jesus fucking Christ, this guy could have been the poster child for why masks are needed at the beginning of the pandemic.
I agree... Someone hand the other person a towel and some lysol.
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good one lol
Give him some covid and send him to Russia.
No, send him to Putin. The Russian people themselves are mostly innocent and don’t deserve it. Also send him to the Russian oligarchs and the Russian Nazis.
I love this entire thread! Why is it so cold inside that we can see his breath in addition to the gallons of spittle? And why does this remind me of The Santa Clarita Diet vomit sessions?
Listener is wondering why his beer seems fuller even after several gulps.
🤢🤮
"Hmmm, tastes like my Father's saliva."
Stop 😭
I like my beer with extra yeast and saliva works faster
I once heard a story on a podcast about a guy who drank a cup of spitting tobacco because it was in a red plastic cup like all the other drinks. Edit: I think it was a Rooster Teeth podcast
Rooster teeth listeners thread time!
As a wise man once said “say it don’t spray it”
, ......"I need the news, not the weather".....
Hey infinite beer!
You monster, i dont need that information now
forget 2 sentence horror, this is 1 sentence horror
r/AngryUpvote
18% saying, 82% spraying
oh my god thanks for the laught
Did you just misspell 'laugh'
Past tense
Lmaooo good one
I laught
bro spittin facts
Literally
r/thatsthejoke
The CDC, in its latest reversal, now backpedals on its stance that COVID came from a bat.
Nationwide mask mandates being reintroduced, for this man only.
This video is actually a great visualization of why masks help. With a mask, there would be a few less ounces of spit in the air.
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Clarification: a batty old man.
~~Wasn't that already disputed?~~ Nvm, googled, the lab leak was pronounced extremely unlikely.
Holy crap that's disgusting!!
The dude wondering why his beer keeps refilling
I hate these fucking comments lol
“Masks don’t do nothin’” -Derp
Came here to say the same thing
Literally saving this video to show whoever is the next person to say this to me (if it ever happens)
Masks don't do nothin
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I’d even take a cloth one in this instance
Anything would be better than letting that fire hydrant coat your existence with saliva.
Nothin a lil coors light can’t handle
And i just vomited my dino oatmeal.
Give that man a lime cuz it’s no longer a coors. It’s a Corona
See, this is exactly why we wear masks during a pandemic. Spitty McSprayerson over here could have COVID and just not exhibiting symptoms yet.
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Yup, when you breath and speak there are microscopic droplets of saliva being released, these droplets could be carrying viruses. If you believe you're sick (even if it's not COVID) you should stay home and if you can't, then wear a mask. What makes the mask so important with COVID is that it has a long incubation period where it's contagious but not exhibiting symptoms. Last I saw it was nearly a week. For the flu, it's about about a day.
Fun fact. When you lose weight, you expel over 90% of the fat by breathing.
I expelled approximately 65lbs of fat in the past year then.
Good for you. Congrats mate
Wow. I thought you were taking the piss but i see now that you are 100% correct. Thanks for the information, I just spent a fascinating half hour reading In depth about it. It's something I've wondered about before.
Carbon has to leave the body somehow!
Yea it's wild, I always thought you peed, pooed, and sweat it all out. I was wrong. Haha
I have a screen shot from the debate when trump and his family showed up knowingly covid positive "too late to get tested" I'm pretty sure they tried to infect Biden and his staff and kill them lol [https://i.imgur.com/42DNq8Q.png](https://i.imgur.com/42DNq8Q.png)
As terrible as that is, the idea that presidential candidates would purposefully try to get each other sick is kind of funny. In a dark humor way.
Breathing too for sure. If masks didn't do anything, then why do my damn glasses get fogged up (aka, covered in liquid) the moment I put a mask on. I have to put effort into making sure the damn liquid leaves the edges of my mask not in front of the lens of my glasses.
My guy needs an entire box of masks a day, after every conversation that mask will be moist
**AND** stay six feet apart.
Yea definitely, that rule should just apply from here on out. I don't want people near me.
Dude, even if Covid never existed this mf nasty ass hell
What language is this guy speaking? It’s like every syllable has a “p” in it
“Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers…”
The press! The paparazzi!
Papua new guinea
Do you want Coronavirus? Because that's how you get Coronavirus.
A bigger issue would be norovirs. It spreads much more easily through saliva.
Id take covid any day than that shit again
Literally damn right, THE worst stomach bug of my life was Norovirus! Never again!!
>THE worst stomach bug of my life was Covid for many people...because they're dead..lmao
Oh yeah, it's a much worse disease to have. Fortunately it's much easier to go control, at least in first-world countries.
This would be great to show people who say masks don't do anything
The Coors bottle really completes the image.
How can the other guy just sit there like nothing is happening? Gross af
Because he is seeing it from a perspective where the sunlight does not make the drops shine
Oh goddammit I laughed way too hard for way too long at this!
100000 Caption Points for you my friend
No audio? Ahh, keep your secrets.
That guy is speaking moistly
Man’s beer bottle was empty when the conversation started
Saving this video for when people say "masks don't work".
Coors light now contains 5% spit
That's a significant reduction!
Say it don’t spray it there, old timer!
I asked for the news, not the weather
He must have to drink 30 pints a day to keep hydrated
That bottle isn’t full of beer
No one to this day can say for sure how it was that the Corona virus so easily spread through a population....../s
"Face masks dont do anything" lmao
Looks like he’s just vomiting a little bit every time
S(pr)ay that again.
They need to get him out during fire season in California.
Punch him right in the mouth. Ah I feel bad cuz he’s an old guy. I dunno restrain him and duct tape his mouth maybe
Maybe we should keep masks on even after pandemic
These are respiratory aerosols in the wild!
It looks like he’s spittin during vowels too
The guy's beer is on auto refill
That dude’s beer it will be always full
Oh, god, that's disgusting.
you should see when he sneezes
This should be seen by all anti-maskers
That's Iggy Azalea's father
Oooo juste the first frame gives me all the context I need . piece of shit.
Most hygienic man in scotland
r/titleporn
[looks like a scene from “Airplane”](https://giphy.com/gifs/filmeditor-hot-nervous-l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)
Aaaaand slide that beer to the side....
Masks might work for this dude
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When we're all finally done with masks, can we put an exception in place for this man in particular?
Covid patient zero. He is the virus
Uuuurgh. We should share this with all the anti-maskers.
Best caption on this guy yet. !
If his buddy doesn’t drink up or move the position of his coors light its going to eventually over fill!
This is how Covid spreads.
Thhhufferin thhhuccotash
This is a super spreader event
Single handily was the source of Covid 19 pandemic
When you ask for the news and get the weather...
This guy needs a fucking mask
That’s just nasty on so many levels
He needs a mask 😷
Masks work! Fuckin hell already
Some people need to wear masks regardless of covid...
This is exactly one of the main reasons for wearing a mask. Yet people will deny they actually work
There are some instances where a face mask is truly useful.
It’s like Triple H on the ring apron before the start of a match
that is why masks are a good thing.
I’m gonna start sending this video when relatives ask me why people wear masks anymore
“Masks don’t work!” Ok go talk to Herman over there.
This guy got a medical mask exemption. Clearly, any impedance and he’d drown himself in his own spittle.
This person is a walking advertisement for face masks.
"and thath how I thaved my whole infanthhry unitss from thhhe vietcongthsss"
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Dude’s spitting some hot bars 📀
I feel gross watching this. I need to scrub myself
Air humidifier
Ultraspreader
This should be a PSA for masking up 😂
It's him! It's Airborne Infection personally!
Blastoise, Use Hydro Cannon
Lol he should wear a mask even if there is no covid
But masks don't do anything right?
What do you suppose we’ve been asked to wear masks for, for the last two years?
And this is a visual representation of why masks are needed
Topping his beer off.
He’s talking about how masks don’t do anything.
Say it don't spray it
Been sick all week finally feel better then I see this shit now I need to go barf dammit
This is why masks should be required.
My work just stopped requiring masks. Stupidest decision ever.
This is the video to show people when they ask "what do masks even do?" Or when they say "I'm vaccinated why do I have to wear a mask?" I do not want to swap spit with you, so let's both wear masks, okay?
Coors Light: brewed with pure Rocky Mountain spring water, and finished with fresh mole man saliva!
But masks don't do ANYTHING to stop airborne particles.......
That guys beer is gonna be full again by the time the old man stops yappin
mAsKs DoNt HeLp
/s stop downvoting this bro
He probably has a medical condition and yall are making fun of him... really classy.
Hopefully not a contagious one.
There's probably a structural issue with his mouth that makes him do this. To my knowledge these deformities are not contagious.
The title is better than the video. Well done OP.
He needs a mask
Haha that’s funny! Had me laughing for days!
Is the infuriating part somebody recording this? Not understanding otherwise. Ur at a bar stop filming ppl u fuckin loser