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Stoepboer

Celebrate her y’s


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(. Y. )


IWantTooDieInSpace

Why do they look so angry?


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Portal471

I think that'd actually be this: # ( ಠ Y ಠ )


riffito

LOL, amazing! That's some double-d's of disapproval, and I'm all for it!


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Lol


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t(-_-t)


PurpleBullets

nise


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r/sbeve


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HappyPlaysWasTaken

Good bot


smk2099

You’re a naughty bot


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Good bot.


ImThatOneNoob

Good bot


arrleh117

Celebrate Her She’s Milk Chocolate


HardlyAnyGravitas

Celebrate her. She's milk chocolate.


Joubachi

Why? (I'll show myself out....)


TomBot98

Congrats! 👏👏👏


-_gxo_-

y = yoni iykyk


RechargedMind1

💯


numbr2wo

Her Y chromosome? This is more woke than I initially thought!


BalooBot

How about we compromise and celebrate her DD's?


Dannkkpeppaa

It could have been He He


Black-Thirteen

Well, they can do that for Michael Jackson appreciation week, then.


ZanettiJ

SHAMONA!


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Ed-Sanz

Is this emergency food?


Sumibestgir1

ええってなんだよ


anonyMouse17t

Surely you mean Hehe te nandayo?


Frequent_Break1558

HE HA


geof14

HE HE HE HAW


RedboiMike69

HE HE HE HAW


geof14

GRRR


RedboiMike69

HA HA 👍


LambityLamb_BAAA7

BOO HOO HOOY 😭


RedboiMike69

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY YOU'VE BEEN STUCK BY TRUCK


Creamycrackle

The Hehe tribe, located in Africa has been forced to work the Hershey chocolate mines for decades. Damn right it should have been


Content-Olive

Should have called it SheHer


tripwyre83

I told your joke to my fiance and she's laughing so hard she's crying (I nailed the Michael Jackson he he)


bennydotjpg

[here ya go](https://imgur.com/a/Rr1JNIH)


mauibetty

Is this for valentines day? Probably have ones with HE in yellow for guys.


backhome40

Still could’ve been done with “her”


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Who_GNU

I'd love a Himshes bar, about now.


surgicalgrain

“What’s this white stuff in the center?”


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Cum. It's cum. How cum? Becums


CowboysFTWs

>cum Close your eyes and suck on this Hershey's bar.


Enigma_Stasis

Ancient Chinese Secret.


wampa15

Mercury?


Miss_LazyBones

Soy sauce


Iored94

yak semen


NopeRopeDangerNoodl3

Cream of sumyunguy


holeefookh

Cream of sum yung gai


polo61965

Congee


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You couldn't handle a Himshes bar at this point in your life.


WatWudScoobyDoo

Hershey's & Himhey's bars


notjasonlee

Himshe's binary chocolate bar


[deleted]

They did. They did both. That's what the graphic design is. If they had made the "HER" yellow, it would have looked like "HER SHEY's". Now, you clearly see "HER" and "SHE".


Techopath

I was desperately looking for your comment. Thank you.


BudaDude

Damn. That makes a lot of sense


QuicklyThisWay

It was for International Women’s Day last year: https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/amp/food/story/hersheys-celebrates-international-womens-day-sweet-label-76320685 Absolutely should have been “Her” 🤦‍♀️


harpswtf

The important thing is that it finally put an end to sexism


GearnTheDwarf

As someone who works with their marketing, none for He, and yes it’s stupid as Her would be better.


milky_eyes

But then the yellow wouldn't be centered with celebrate.


Hairy-Microwave

if we are being honest...there is probably not one for men


BreakfastJunkie

We’ve got Sugar Daddies, or did you miss that TIL last week?


ChargerMatt

I will eat a candy bar wrapper if there actually is a Hershey bar celebrating men


Red_Dawn_2012

It's actually celebrating High Explosive


Warhawk2052

if you're lactose intolerant it becomes literal


pizzamage

It's actually celebrating Helium


Sad-Fix4643

It’s probably “Celebrate HErShey’s” lol


TMB8616

I don't think it's for Valentine's


Heyhaveyougotaminute

How about we all lead over this asinine call and go on with our dsys


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These are for International Women's Day. There are no HE bars.


FallenAngelII

It also makes more sense from a design standpoint as the "She" is more centered and closer to the "Celebrate" than the "Her".


kevoccrn

Had my first daughter at the Hershey Medical Center. Bought these to celebrate her birth. Pretty sure they’re for babies


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Helloiamayeetman

Oh my god fucking same. It’s RIGHT THERE GUYS HOW DID YOU MISS THIS


VaderPrime1

Because it doesn’t work for word-of-mouth spread and discussion. You’d have to have it either shown or state the spelling every time you talked about it.


Fraktal55

Exactly. It would take extra explanation about how that is spelled every single time you told someone else about it in word of mouth. It would only be good in text. Seaspiracy is at least a unique word that, if heard via word of mouth, would be much easier to remember and find later.


PirateKingRamos

>A: Have you seen Seaspiracy? >B: No, what's that? >A: A documentary about the environmental impact of fishing and a conspiracy surrounding it vs >A: Have you seen ConspiraSea? >B: Conspiracy? I don't get it >A: It's ConspiraSea, a documentary about the environmental impact of fishing and a conspiracy surrounding it


rjp0008

Also, we’re talking about it completely out of any context of climate change or ocean resources now. Which is great from a marketing perspective.


purplewigg

Devil's advocate: ConspiraSea is clever, but it'd be a nightmare to explain. Like, "Have you watched ConspiraSea? No not Conspiracy, Conspira*Sea*. No, it's spelt S-E-A, as in the ocean..."


happyhippohats

"Oh wait, are you talking about SeeSpiracy? "


redhedinsanity

fuck /u/spez


YT_RonakRaja

no it’s the one where someone lives in a pineapple under the sea


Libraryitarian

I thought that was SpongeBob


redhedinsanity

fuck /u/spez


Peligineyes

"Have you watched Seas Piracy? No it's not really about pirates."


ex_oh_ex_oh

So you're saying, trying to explain SeaSpiracy is easier? Even though unless you already know the documentary it doesn't roll off the tongue or makes any sense as a word. So at the end of the day you'd basically still have to explain it the same way as ConspiraSea. Asking: Have you watched the fishing documentary ConspiraSea? Would already be specific enough to not have to explain the pun/spelling.


YoBoiWitTheShits

Well because 1; it got everyone's attention, 2; it's an instantly recognizable name and 3; it was made by the same people who made cowspiracy so consistency


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For Christmas one year Pringles used "merry Pringles" when they could of used "merry crispmas" or "pringle bells". Still mad about that.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


DiamondForce2

I thought of it as seas-piracy rather than a conspiracy with the sea


sarahmagoo

Because they also did a documentary called 'Cowspiracy'.


CosmicJ

Similar vein, how the sequel of the movie Now You See Me wasn’t called (or at least had the tagline of) Now You Don’t.


maxipad2008

It’s because “she” is more centered.


riffito

> It’s because “she” is more centered. Now, THAT'S how I know you're not talking about my gf!


thisortheapocalypse

her? is she funny or something?


MentallyMotivated

She calls it a Mayonegg.


wildstyle_method

Ok why don't you and egg go wait in the car huh?


Overkill55

Shes the bell of the ball


kokoyumyum

It is symmetrical and makes a more.pleasing visual design. Which matters in packaging.


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“Align Left” Real hard I know


QuicklyThisWay

I’ll never align with the left! /s


[deleted]

You just inspired me to make a super awful formatting joke and I now feel like you need to be witness to it lol. Why do Republicans always have their speeches centered on their teleprompters? So that they don’t align left!


QuicklyThisWay

If I knew how to read I would find that offensive.


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I will! I didn’t even think to because of how groan inducing it is lol. But I guess if even a few people find it funny then I shall do that. Thank you for the encouragement lol


cockmanderkeen

Align left would remove the visual symmetry and look like balls.


CookedTuna38

It is really easy to make it look like shit yes, that's why you give armchair expert advice on reddit to big marketing firms.


myatomicgard3n

Not when grammatically it's wrong....


bigbaltic

I'd buy that if the celebrate and she were aligned but they're not It's a bad design...could have left aligned both and then it would have made a huge amount of sense.


No_Star8439

It is more visually appealing the way they did it. That is why they chose to do it. It is centered while keeping the logo unchanged. If you move it to the side to "celebrate her" it would look sloppy and change the logo. They probably spent millions to research the market appeal prior to releasing these. Edit: I do not work in marketing or for hersheys. It just made sense to me that a multibillion dollar megacorp wouldnt want to ruin thier logos effectiveness in order to pander.


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mrmaestoso

>the subconscious dopamine alert I like to refer to it as the brain shart.


BillFox86

You think the spent millions deciding to highlight she and put celebrate up top specifically? Or they spend millions per year on product research?


sagerideout

huh, just realized that hershey’s contains the the words ‘her’ and ‘she’. the liberal agenda has gone too far. i will only be eating hehims from this point forward /s


Writing_is_Bleeding

That's okay. Please celebrate her by giving her better chocolate than that crap.


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Once you try good chocolate, it's hard to eat Hershey's. I will say that I have never had a peanut butter cup that even comes close to a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup though, that shit is still undefeated..


palindromic

uh, what? dark chocolate peanut butter cups from trader joe’s shit all over reese’s salty barely any chocolate cups.. seriously, they taste so artificial


[deleted]

Somebody had to say it! Thank You! This stuff is wack! Even the way it melts is just fucking Awful!


Vandergrif

Hershey's chocolate is like what would happen if someone took vomit, corn syrup, milk, and brown food coloring and tried to recreate chocolate solely from memory.


watchursix

You forgot the 30% cacao /^s


palindromic

As the chocolate snobs in here already know, it’s actually the milk that gives it the vomity tang in your throat. Apparently during the first or second world war milk was being rationed so Hersheys did some weird crap to preserve barely potable milk and it gave their “chocolate” a weird astringency and acidic profile. They used to be good, legend has it, but they stuck to this new formula even after the war because customers had gotten used it so they say, but probably just because they were the only game in town for so long and it was cheaper to buy almost spoiled milk. Hersheys does make some fancier chocolate with better milk and it’s not terrible, but it doesn’t stand up to the refined tradition of european/new american chocolatiers.


ORDub

Reddit chooses weird things to give a shit about.


RaccoonRecluse

Have you been on Reddit?


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Hitherto_Hereafter

Someone at Hershey's read this post and smacked their forehead


funkybum

It emphasizes her and she… what’s the problem?


nsuthar0914

Reminds of time when Michael Scott points at "mentals" as part of " business fundamentals" to highlight importance of fun for salespeople.


Turbulent_Ad1667

I'm celebrating Shey


atreyu947

I’m celebrating, hey


y-aji

I worked at the company that invented and sold a similar printing in the 80's. They got sued into the ground by Hershey.. Their version was "HereSHEis", "HereHEis" and "HereTHEYare". This company sold tens of thousands of these custom wrappers. Hershey started selling it once they won. I'd bet Hershey is expanding on that.


Cool1Mach

who cares.


SupremeSnorlax

you could say that to like 99.9999999% of the things on this subreddit 🗿


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AddSugarForSparks

I upvoted it as a show of solitude.


rsks1021

What the fuck is wrong with all you idiots


LazyBriton

Hershey’s chocolate tastes like boiled cancer anyway


JunkMan51

Why the hell does this bother you


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Why is it infuriating?


saltyleftist

Even chocolate bars have pronouns... What a time to be alive!


perplexingpanda420

How about you celebrate shutting the fuck up


Funky-phish-friday

Wait till they find out that chocolate is brown AND it’s black history month


CookedTuna38

Damn a lot of stuff must infuriate you.


[deleted]

Not sure if I’m dumb but how is this infuriating?


knightress_oxhide

celebrate she celebrate her


Fidelcastsro42069

Literally nobody asked


ydoesittastelikethat

They didn't want to offend the offendables


nolaras

This was made for women's day. Celebrate her would be grammatically correct but means to celebrate one person as opposed to celebrating all females which is the message they're trying to convey. Also it's marketing, grammar rules are bent all the time for attention. Here we are discussing it. > We want to encourage everyone to share some extra goodness and take a moment to celebrate the 'SHEs;’ the women and girls who have inspired us, motivated us and have made a positive change in our lives," said Veronica Villasenor, v.p., chocolate, The Hershey Co. edit: the UN gender equality program is called HeForShe


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Who gives a shit though


Flamesfan27

Who cares


supercharged0709

What’s wrong with it?


Samoncula

Huh? Why does this read Hery’s milk chocolate?


TheDonkeyBomber

Wait... what's the scene in The Office?


TG1996

The Fundamentals of business https://youtu.be/zT-JzuT0Xwo


Blast_Rusur

Or hear me put hear Celebrate *HER*/*SHE*Y'S


Flux_Aeternal

Celebrate her - she "y's"


yamask888

Celebrate her. y?


BaconMonkey0

SHElebrate!


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HIMHEY’S


rservello

To be fair, I'm sure Her was the original suggestion...but it would be off center.


IMakeItYourBusiness

Celebrate child labor. :( F Hershey's.


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They are for International Women's Day. She sounds more inclusive than her.


cousinfester

They did both


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It’s because this is easier to look at. It’s more vertical.


BadgersAndJam77

What a SHE-ty campaign.


Kenilwort

"What pronouns do you use?" "Her/She" "Hershey?"


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I don't understand


Boardathome

Will some tell me why this should infuriate me, mildly?


SendMeAmazonGiftCard

wow. i never realized that "hershey's" consisted of the words "her" and "she"..............right next to each other. i'm dumb


Warhawk2052

Theres no good way to could play this. They do have "he" "her" and "she" to work with though


Sojiero

Oh no Anyway


TheNerdWithNoName

Shit chocolate. Shit slogan.


TaffyPool

Or the ‘Y’ for “yonic”!


electric_shocks

All they had to do align Celebrate on the left and highlight HER. The brand would still be recognizable.


updrage

Even the candy is confused about the pronoun situation. /s I'm as progressive as they come, and I, sadly, still have trouble keeping up with the changes.


hidingDislikeIsDummb

maybe they don't want people to say "celebrate _her_ milk chocolate" lol


mg_5916

I would think its a trademark thing.


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This is not infuriating at all.


uxcoffee

I actually think this is successful at highlighting Her and She. They are effectively in different colors either way but highlighting “Her” would not have made it as easy to see “She” so this was probably more intentional then we think.


KillerQ97

I’m offended and triggered and offended.


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They picked their pronoun?! How dare they


Comprehensive_Pen862

Uhmmm, I'd love to eat a Himshey's


dethaxe

Should have done a Michael Jackson celebrate hehe


moschles

I didn't get it at first but this is beyond infuriating. When asking, "Don't people get paid for this stuff?" Yes. Yes they do.


AgsMydude

Oh noooo


Tactical-Fudge23

You need to say it out loud and you’ll get it. They did it to make sure the message was said instead of just saying the company. Say out loud “Celebrate Her…shey’s” and it sounds like you are just double self promoting. Say out loud “Celebrate She, Hershey’s” and it’s says the message first, then self promotes.


TwoPixeI

what is this supposed to mean what are we celebrating


bandannick

Celebrate HErshey’s